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Upcoming MMA events:
12/29 - Rizing Fighting World Grand Prix 2015
12/31 - Rizing Fighting Federation 2
1/2 - UFC 195: JUST BLEED
1/17 - UFC FN 81: Silly Dilly v Cruz
1/29 - Lellator 148: Koscheck vs Secor
1/30 - UFC on Fox 18: The Sage Show
2/6 - UFC 196: Electric Boogaloo ft. Fabricio Werdum vs Sea Level Cain
MMADigest update: https://youtu.be/cGnGOy5ngWA
>McGregor to pay for his blasphemy
http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/12/23/10104676/wanderlei-silva-vows-to-slap-conor-mcgregor-in-the-face
>GSP confirmed scared of Nick Diaz
http://www.mmamania.com/2015/12/23/10657980/ufc-158-nick-diaz-georges-st-pierre-was-on-steroids-when-fought-him-need-rematch-mma
>ONE FC overhauls weight cutting policy
http://www.mmamania.com/2015/12/23/10657706/one-championship-bans-weight-cutting-by-dehydration-challenges-ufc-follow-suit-mma
>Gastelum out: new full fight card for 195
http://www.mmamania.com/2015/10/22/9599188/latest-ufc-195-fight-card-rumors-updates-lawler-vs-condit-ppv-jan-2-las-vegas-mma
>Emanuel Yarbrough has been heemd for life
http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/12/22/10654694/emanuel-yarbrough-largest-ufc-fighter-ever-passes-away-at-51
Legal Free Fights
>Lawler vs Koscheck
https://youtu.be/keICcOxl93k
>Condit vs Kim
http://youtu.be/Q-C2a-KOfJA
>Arlovski vs Browne
https://youtu.be/IB5HFEpTVps
>Silly Dilly vs Watson
https://youtu.be/NEgVh5S3PoQ
I dub this the official thread.
Nice thread OP
Posting in the real thread
first for /sexyama/
Real thread
NTH FOR HOWDY HONDA HOUSEY
Is robin black being prepped to take over for rogan? He is officially doing jobs for the UFC at Rogans recommendation.
Also having Cruz on commentary the other night makes it seem like they are testing new things out.
>What Joe Rogan really thinks about commentating for UFC
https://streamable.com/rb2i
>>64415078
I think he'll just join the bunch. I doubt Rogaine will retire anytime soon.
>>64415078
Cruz with Rogan and Goldie was a great pairing. I hope they do it more.
>>64415079
>that look in his eyes
You just know
>>64415078
I hope Cruz can stay healthy enough to do commentary
>>64415078
Robin Black reminds me of a gay man.
>>64415078
The only person being prepped is Francis 'The Bull' Nagannou.
You now remember Gray Maynard.
Better thread desu
>>64415110
It took me a while to get past his absurd personality, but he actually has an interesting perspective on fights and has good analysis/breakdowns beforehand.
>>64415079
why does he cry so much lately?
>>64415078
I will stop paying for the sport if they keep Cruz on.
>>64415130
Hormone imbalances due to his testosterone use
>>64415110
What is it about some people that just makes them seem so damn gay?
>>64415075
this pic makes me happy inside every time I see it
+show score between rounds
+show weight of fighter before entering the cage
why not UFC?
>13 seconds
>>64415130
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsmJL3-VRqo
Who /Sage/ here
>>64415143
he's a weirdo
>>64415148
Is it true that he doesn't spar?
>>64415139
Weight would be interesting and I don't see a reason not to.
Putting up scores would have the crowd react directly to the scores and could influence the judges to score differently in the next round than what they see.
>>64415158
He hasnt even done a camp yet so probably
top female fighters you'd let dom you?
>Edith Bosch
>tfw i can't let anyone get close
CHAMPS AT THE END OF 2016
HW: Overeem
LHW: Rumble
Mw: Romero
WW: Woodley
LW: McGregor
FW: McGregor
BW: Aljo sterling
FW: DJ
>its a jon jones uploads a ten second long video to youtube episode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwhdE9UvJ-A
https://www.instagram.com/p/_nogpNBEdb/
>>64415189
>Overeem
>Rumble
>Woodley
>Sterling
>>64415178
>>64415202
>swedens night of fantasy
>>64415189
HW: McGregoreem
LHW: McGregor
Mw: McGregor
WW: Woodley
LW: McGregor
FW: McGregor
BW: McGregor
FW: McGregor
>>64415189
what about women 135/115
Reminder to train in a gi at least 3x per week.
Could McGregor and Mighty Mouse win 2v1 against a heavy weight?
>>64415220
>wmma
>>64415223
I train in your Ma's gee three times a day senpai
REAL CHAMPS AT THE END OF 2016
HW: Miocic
LHW: Jones
MW: Weidman
WW: Lawler
LW: Diaz
FW: McGregor
BW: Cruz
FW: DJ
>>64415238
>all Americans
I'm not mad at it
http://www.mmamania.com/2015/12/23/10657706/one-championship-bans-weight-cutting-by-dehydration-challenges-ufc-follow-suit-mma
How shook do you think UFC fighters are at this?
>>64415233
women's strawweight is more enjoyable than men's FW and BW tbqphwyf
>>64415247
>Claiming England's own Conor McGregor for yourself.
Cheeky.
>>64415254
fucking based
why would they be shook? almost everyone cuts the same amount of weight as their opponents anyway
>>64415260
she's definitely got the pornstar look
>>64415272
""""apparently""""" she has been with only 1 (one) man since she was in her mid teens
>I want you to punch a hole in his fucking chest
What did he mean by this?
>>64415254
not at all since some onefc chink died due cutting waterweight
>>64415276
>inb4: "does her step dad count?"
http://www.mymmanews.com/ufc-3-veteran-emmanuel-yarborough-passes-away-at-55/
friendly reminder to lay off the hot pockets
REAL CHAMPS AT THE END OF 2016
HW: Sea Level Cain
LHW: Jones
MW: Rockhold
WW: Maia
LW: McGregor
FW: McGregor
BW: Dillashaw
FW: DJ
>>64415288
friendly reminder to move around every once in awhile even if you're skinny to avoid blood clots in your legs
>McGregor goes up to 155 to fight RDA
>loses
>fights against Frankie at 145
>loses
>move up to 155 for food and fights Diaz
>Gets butch slapped and loses
2016 will be a great year
>>64415301
i have one in my leg right now i'm too lazy to do anything about it, i'm just glad i got to see ufc 194
>>64415289
>Rockhold
>Maia
>>64415308
I would die of laughter, I swear. McGregor is great and all, but that would be hilarious.
>>64415308
come on son
>>64415277
>I want you to perform a meme kick you are not very good at
>>64415288
Hot pockets are actually fairly healthy.
>>64415308
Too bad he spent his money like a lotto winner. He already made more than he would have working at Walmart for 50 years.
>>64415289
>WW: Maia
stopped reading there
>>64415308
>hurr durrr I can't wait until Canner McCrusher loses to Chad Mendes and Ricrado Lamas and Denis Bermudes
>2015 will b e a great year
>>64415341
Get a dog, bro
Could Conor knockout Schaub?
>>64415289
"Oh he beat Gunnar, this Maia guy must be really legit"- goofs
>>64415348
Schaubs unborn son could knock out Schaub
>>64415346
i just want to pet my dog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnxQwkgKQNs
Would you let this mister near your sister?
>>64415354
he will KO him financially when the meme podcast money dries up
>>64415341
>RDA heems Conor in spectacular fashion
>Conor begins question his "visualization"
>Frankie wins by decision
>Diaz memes all over him
>>64415341
do I make you nervous?
>>64415359
How much does Budweiser pay Rose?
If McGregor doesn't fight Frankie or RDA next I will literally cancel my fight pass subscription.
Dana, you have been warned!
>>64415381
they're making reparations for being the product that led to her shitty childhood
>>64415381
>>64415189
>Overeem
Not against K-1 Fabricio. Grappler Werdum already outstruck him in their previous outing
>Rumble
I wish but he'll never have the cardio and grind to deal with either of DC or Jones' wrestling
>Woodley
LOL
One round quitter Woodley. He isn't going to last 2 rounds against Lawler and he'll quit against a 5 round Condit. Hendricks could wrestlefuck him at this point and Rory was already toying with him in their fight.
>McGregor
RDA is pretty much a force of nature right now. Stopped Benson and Mauled Pettis. Only Khabib has a chance.
>Sterling
Not with grass snake and exploding knees on the prowl.
>>64415388
this got me closer to laughing than literally anything rogan has ever said
Cuckchat when?
>>64415397
but bro, bro
BRO
we're all just like talking monkeys in space
>>64415384
>he doesn't want to see that real shit, ninja shit, the true money fight against the man who McGregor's taken all that he's worked for
>>64415408
Bong and a half
Who do you want to win?
>>64415438
Condit beats Lawler
Condit beats Woodley
Rory beats Condit
...ideally.
https://youtu.be/Z4XuLOhvbco
We can see heembro so where in this shot I think
>>64415459
>you will never go snowboarding with your dad
>>64415438
Lawler
I don't think Nate Diaz would beat Conor, he's too easy to hit, that nig was landing sloppy looping punches well, now imagine someone who knows how to jab and throw straight punches.
Conor vs Nate would end up like Nate vs Josh, except without kicks.
>>64415349
Not saying that he'll be champ, but Maia's only losses are to legit guys. He's a tough fight for anyone at ww right now
>>64415481
Conor doesn't know how to jab though
>>64415485
he jabs with his feet m8
Guys I found the super secret blueprint for beating the Diaz brothers:
>kick the lead leg
>run away
>don't fall for their taunting
>>64415497
damn didnt know americans were actually this stupid
it took you this long to analyse that lmao ahah
>>64415497
Everyone has a plan till they get punched in the mouth - Big nig
>>64415514
Carlos told me.
Though he also said it may cause an entire fanbase to temporarily hate you and call you boring.
>>64415529
It might hurt your image if you market yourself like a brawler and then refuse to brawl and instead run
>>64415540
That ref should get arrested for attempted murder
TAKES A LOTTA ENERGY TO BE A ROCKSTAR
>>64415529
>>64415550
its more because he did it against diaz. If he did it against some goof nobody would remember it
besides that carlos only has 2 DEC wins out of 29, how can still hate him for that diaz win is beyondn me
>>64415438
I'm a fan of both guys. They both deserve to win.
I don't know bros. Condit is a scrappy bastards and has no quit in him while Robbie has a great comeback story and is violence personified.
Can I just choose for neither of them to lose? I don't want either of them to lose, brah.
>>64415438
the fans
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
>>64415481
Volume striking adds up and Diaz has a solid chin. Conor is also doens't have the greatest defence either.
That's why it looks good on paper. They'll both be trying to tear each other apart but I think Nate's cardio, toughness and grappling will get him through.
>>64415595
no way. the robber is already trying to sell it? kek
>>64415595
Do you think the Diaz brothers will turn up at the spot for the fake purchase and heem this guy?
>>64415595
>>64415616
Nick said on Chael's podcast that someone probably has it up on ebay for 1/4 of what it's worth, but he didn't seem too interested in actually trying to look for it
>>64415649
>weed doesn't make you lazy
>>64415649
if someone send him that Im sure he would go
>>64415540
FIGHT BACK !
MAN THAT GUY HITS HARD
>>64415540
beautiful
>No ladies and gentlemen, you didn't hit fast forward... That is just how fast these flyweights are!
>>64415699
literally a man
>>64415699
proper slag
http://www.foxsports.com/buzzer/gallery/lebron-james-ronda-rousey-russell-wilson-classy-people-in-sports-122315
>>64415746
>dat jaw
>dat neck
>dat face
couldnt be more masculine
>>64415757
isn't that right up your alley, Finn?
>>64415756
she unironically could be considered the least classy in the UFC in 2015
>>64415595
not the same bike, IDIOT. YOU ARE SO DUMB. GOSH.
FUCK ISIS
http://youtu.be/_b3jMcwOGBI
>>64415790
i want to lick her anus
>>64415809
THEY KILLED MY BOI BIGGY
>>64415767
why did you repost things on reddit
>>64415790
![Felice-Lil-Bulldog-Herrig[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gbSAXoI.jpg "Felice-Lil-Bulldog-Herrig[1].jpg")
>>64415699
Is Felice Herrig the biggest slut in the UFC?
>>64415839
Probably now that Schaub has settled down.
>>64415832
>Murica strong looks like inbred Barbies and Kens
Yurop stronk then!
>>64415832
what does her boyfriend, sister and brother and law do? why is she so poor?
When will they learn?
What's up with sage's dad? Is he in jail?
>>64415885
Scientists have determined what America will look like in 2050 and it's fucking disgusting & Ken.jpg
>>64415885
I wish Sage would lose the jeans, pick up an oxford and part his hair like a young man should.
>>64415885
sage is going to meet obama next.
cap this post
>>64415905
>>64415699
Aryan goddess. Wish she didn't do all her buttslut stuff
>>64415912
>>64415905
great movie baka
>>64415891
no he's the president of a fitness company
I 100% believe that Ronda lost because she was on her period and women's brains don't function properly under duress during their period.
lads how do it get good at mewvmint?
i mostly sit at home in my chair
![YVLT56j[1].webm](https://i.imgur.com/t2LAdc4.jpg "YVLT56j[1].webm")
>>64415899
>that mewvment
Not only is he the greatest fighter who ever lived but he changed the way the game is played
You now remember Anderson Silva testing positive for steroids
>>64415959
what a munster
What are some good mma related podcasts and talk shows lads? So far I have..
>Luke Thompson SBN Monday Morning Live Chat Wrap
>The Ariel Helwani shit stirring hour
>The Fighter and the Cuck
>Anik and Florian
>Bruce Buffer
>Big John McCarthy
>Chael
>Submission Radio m8
>Heavy Hands
>The Great Debate
>>64416021
wow. visualization was on point
>>64416021
didnt work so well for gunni or artem
but one out of three ain't bad
>>64415397
Edgy
>>64416086
overeem did mewvment and KO'd jds, whats your excuse
>>64416016
use a bed not a chair
>>64416051
MMA Radio: Beatdown with TJ De Santis is decent for beatdown after the bell; basically a recap of the event usually released the same day
>>64416051
team alpha male radio
>>64415959
all i see is stiffness
>>64415959
>This is a 10 out of 10 in Britbongland
![1428198685937[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/1Cm84us.jpg "1428198685937[1].jpg")
>>64416051
DUDE KETTLEBELLS MADE OF WEED AND DMT LMAO
>>64415959
that's a mother fucker right there
So is Castillo gonna get cut now or what
>>64416199
if this were jail he woulda won all his fights
>>64416035
You now remember Cro Cop, Reem, Bigfoot, Vitor, Dan Hendo, Rothwell, Leopoldo, Coleman, Sherk, Chael, Marquadt, Leben, Sylvia, Bonnar, Forrest, Rampage, Wandy, and Mir all were juicing out the ass their entire careers
You now remember a whopping majority of every fighter that has ever fought in the UFC has had a needle in their ass
>>64416265
nothing wrong with that desu
>>64416265
a. silva is different since he still denies it and claims his boner pills did it
>>64416265
>juicing out the ass
Is this some sort of new slang for diarrhea?
Cuck chat
https://youtu.be/1V2UIGXodJQ
Will you pay for UFC 200 if Schaub is on it?
>>64416265
And Barnett
>>64416051
>good mma discussion
>this fat neckbeard with 0 (zero) fights
>>64416399
im guessing that goof is from heavy hands
>>64415308
DUDE MENDES WILL CRUSH HIM LMAO
DUDE ALDO WILL DESTROY HIM LMAO
>>64416456
DUDE POIRIER WILL END HIM LMAO
DUDE BRANDO WILL SUMBIT HIM LMAO
>>64415438
Lawler. I never liked Condit since the Diaz fight. I hate his fans. His only saving grace was he walked out to Know Your Enemy but now he uses some other track.
>>64416497
Condit really fucked himself over despite winning that Diaz match
>>64415459
lol I like how as soon as the decision is read they start throwing blows.
JOE "FIGHTPASS PRELIMS" DUFFY
>>64416051
Co Main Event is better than half of those.
>>64416475
>loses to poirer at 155
>gets cut
>goes to bellator
>gets cucked by will brooks
>loses to Dave rickels
>ireland really loved Duffy all along
Who is replacing Kelvin Gastelum?
If you haven't been posting here since noko was required you are new to the sport, by the way.
>Kelvin Gastelum
why do they keep trying to shill us this beaner?
>>64415832
>subscribing to phony pagan tree-worshiping rituals
GSP is a piece of shit
http://www.mmamania.com/2013/3/24/4135578/canadian-loophole-video-nick-diaz-georges-st-pierre-ufc-158-weigh-in-mma
>>64416609
lmaoing at ur desperate hopes
>>64416599
CME is better than literally all of those
>>64416644
because muh mexicain market
>>64416644
He's young, he's beat their meme hype train, is Mexican and is talented when he isn't a bum.
Last fight was his first with Kings mma. I still have high hopes for him.
>>64416626
Pretty sure noko preceded /sp/, bud. Are you really bragging about being on /b/ in 2008?
>>64416051
SevereMMA's Podcast is good for Irish stuff
>>64415121
I just remembered him like 2 days ago. guy fell from grace hard
Why doesn't Joanna just hand over her belt? She literally lost the 1st fight anyway.
>>64416672
>2008
welcome, friend. you're probably not even 30 years old.
>>64415121
You now remember he is a featherweight now
>>64416651
http://www.telesurtv.net/english/news/Brazil-Unveils-Worlds-Largest-Floating-Christmas-Tree-20151213-0025.html
So in 2016 TAM is finished.
Garbrant is going to Jackson MMA
Urijah is retiring
Lance Palmer is going to elevation fight team
Where should Chad, PVZ, and benavidez go?
>>64416697
All good until you those stumpy forearms.
>>64416754
wat
>>64416697
Lol that guy in the comments
>I practice Jiu jutsu with a hi? Or no point since I am mma fighter?
Never gonna make it
What is your favorite /heem/ gif or webm?
>>64416813
It's a girl, stupid.
http://websta.me/n/erikalombardi
>>64416821
>>64416835
Think about how you just spent the last minute of your life and then permaheem yourself. Lmao waste of flesh
Is 4chan kill?
>>64416854
ran out of memes
we back?
that was shit
Pretty hyped tbqphwyf
Was rewatching UFC 187. Underrated card tbqh.
>>64416900
>Thanks @ufc
what a cuck
>we're back
thank god I was bored to death
>>64416671
>talented
Mewvment still feels like a meme even though that shit works. Impossible not to believe in mewvment at this point.
>>64416917
it was a good reminder that i really need to get a proper exit bag
>>64415832
>tfw so poor you can only afford to light up half the tree
>>64416950
Lets see how Condito does first.
>>64416986
>Poverty. It's whats for christmass.
>spent the better part of 2 hours just waiting for 4chan posting to come back up
>state of my life
>>64417009
>>64417001
Samefag
>>64416950
It only worked for Magrega, because Gunnar...
>>64417010
i drank coffee, took klonopin and read sherdog refreshing /heem/ literally every 2 minutes
>>64417027
Gunny is an idiot who thought he could outgrapple Maia. I picked him to win cause I thought he'd keep the fight standing but he decided to go full retard.
>>64417010
Don't worry. You're still my boy.
>>64417037
>damage control
>>64417027
>overeem did mewvment
>ko'd jds
>>64416986
That picture honestly looks like it was taken a decade or two ago and Joanna was just shooped in
Seriously it does
>>64417060
That wasn't mewvement
>>64417019
You're not the brightest rocket surgeon in the chandelier, are you?
>>64417081
>trying to deny it
Loling at your life
>>64415832
"I hear people say Dana [White, the UFC president] and Lorenzo [Fertitta, its CEO] should pay the fighters better," Jedrzejczyk said. "But they don't know what they're talking about. They really take good care of us. All of us, you know? They [the fans] don't know anything about what is really going on.
"There are so many opportunities for all of the fighters. This is so different. You do your job and they'll take care of you. In Muay Thai, the female fighters didn't earn the same kind of money as [the men] despite doing the same job. But in UFC, all of us can earn good money, men and women. If you give 100 percent to the UFC, you'll get 200 percent back."
>>64417096
And I would have gotten away with it...
>>64417060
>overeem
>mewvment
wut
>>64417111
Not with me around buddy. I'm keeping you in line.
>we will never have the UFC combined with a prime
>WEC Bantam/Feather/Light weight
>Strikeforce Welter/Middle/Light Heavy weight
>Pride Light/Heavy Weight
>>64417114
He was doing meme breathing exercises with the ice man.
>>64417114
He just pretending.
Overeem trained with Wim Hof who does deep breathing exercises that are a form of meditation. Really interesting guy with scientifically backed claims.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wim_Hof
>>64417117
>mfw
>>64417100
Not everyone can be a champ
>>64417100
She really said that?
>>64417118
Feather/Light weight have never been better senpai
>>64417152
https://sports.yahoo.com/news/joanna-jedrzejczyk-defends-ufc-pay-scale--ronda-rousey-205549886.html
>>64417100
nobody gonna take dis belt from me
>>64417100
200 american dollars a fight is a good deal for this improvised pollock
>>64417164
>>64417186
This tbqh. Also standard of living.
>>64417128
>>64417131
But lads, that's no mewvment.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLyN7y1phQE
>>64417160
Huh
Interesting read, thanks m8
>>64417192
>tfw swn ride you
