Sixers: Moises Henriques (c), Sean Abbott, Doug Bollinger, Johan Botha, Jackson Bird, Brad Haddin, Trent Lawford, Michael Lumb, Nic Maddinson, Jordan Silk, Stephen O'Keefe
Renegades: Gayle, Finch, White, Wade, Bravo, Beaton, Cooper, Tremain, Rimmington, Doherty, Stevenson
this thread satisfied my autism
Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch
>>64412508
hope it satisfies your need for based warnie too
>"David Warner wrote in the newspaper"
Genuinely impressed lads
Bollinger looks like he's having a heart attack after every ball
why did Fleming barely play tests lads?
This thread seems to have /cric/ in the title and therefore must be the correct place for me.
Gayle looking shit lads
>>64412547
Injury, like most fast bowlers
What should I get my wife's daughter for Xmas lads? I can't really afford it, buy she wants an iPhone 6+. I could sell my motorbike I guess.
>CHRIS PLEASE REPLY
Burns
Warner
Khawaja
Smith
Voges
S Marsh
Nevill
Pattinson
Siddle
Hazlewood
Lyon
Tbh
lads my tv is actually cooked
>>64412564
>I could sell my motorbike I guess.
do it. That girl deserves the best
>tfw selected and captained Lyon
>tfw the bottleo sold me room temperature beer from the cool room.
>>64412574
I asked her dad (my best friend) if he'd go halves but he's had a tough year, so I guess I'll just get it and say it's from both of us.
How do people from Lelbourne and Sydneystan choose between their meme teams?
>>64412570
> Shaun over MItch
> Either of them over Glenn Maxwell
>>64412597
whichever did better the season before tbqh
Chris Gayle sounds like a bitch
>>64412570
Best team to win games but not the best team for future development
Mmarsh needs to meme some runs against the West Indies and build his confidence
Statsugly on faggoticide watch
>>64412593
upvoted for doing the right thing.
>Hey man this wicket it no good man gonna hit me some big runs man
>>64412597
In Melbourne they just choose whichever best matches their political affiliation.
>>64412570
nope
Burns
Warner
Khawaja
Voges
Nevill
Pattinson
Sok
Siddle
Hazelwood
Lyon
>>64412614
getting creative
>>64412597
players
StatsGOAT on Basedwatch
Lawford has the memest runup in the game Tbh
S Marsh
Warner
Khawaja
Smith
Nevill
Marsh
Hazlewood
Pattinson
Lawford
Lyon
>>64412597
The one with the memiest players
/pol/tist NEETs on useless faggot watch
>>64412597
I've heard that Melbournites traditionally follow their wife's father's team.
>>64412588
5-10 minutes in the freezer m8
Burns
Warner
Kwahaja
Smoth
Voges
Maxwell
Nevill
Morningwood
Pattison
Lyon
Siddle
Melbournians on intelligent, muscular and attractive watch
>>64412649
yeah, got a few wrapped in a wet tea-towel in there
>>64412638
that's only 10 players or are you counting lawford as two
cricket
>>64412588
Pro tip: get half a bowl of water and dissolve a couple of tablespoons of salt in it. Then fill with ice. Beers will be cold in less than 5min if you can wait that long you alkie.
chris gayle on 200 SR watch
Cowan
Burns
Maxwell
S Marsh
Stoinis
Agar
Abbott
Wade
Hilfenhaus
Lawford
Bollinger
>>64412673
wow
>>64412674
Genuinely smart idea Daniel, good to see your engineering degree at work
Langer
Hayden
Ponting
Waugh
Waugh
Martyn
GIlchrist
Warne
Lee
Gillespie
McGrath
Warner
Cowan
Khawaja
Smith
Maddinson
Henriques
Nevill
Sok
Hazelwood
Lyon
Bollinger
>>64412689
Not Daniel but thanks anyway.
Rate my ADSL lads.
looks like gayle and white are in for a big partnership
>>64412698
can you play runescape
>most Jamaicans can run
What did he mean by this?
Gayle century if repeating digits
>>64412706
wtf is runescape
Look at binga's figure
Jesus christ
me
>>64412709
You know what he means
>>64412693
What a fucking team, literally any of them could replace any current Australian player
Abbott bowling a bouncer first up
Fucking disgraceful
>>64412713
Mods underage ban pls
time for the killer
DLF MAXIMUM
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>>64412716
ugly wog / 10
Is it wrong that I find the Abo flag LITERALLY AND UNIRONICALLY more aesthetically appealing than the Australian flag?
murderer btfo
>>64412718
nope. Binga and marto could be replaced
>>64412731
yes
>>64412716
>OI SO I WAS LIKE WALKING THROUGH WEST SYDNEY RIGHT BRU AND THIS SKIP WAS LOOKING AT ME FUNNY AND I WAS LIKE WHATS YOUR STORY BRU AND HE WAS LIKE YOUR NONNA CANT COOK FOR SHIT BRU AND IM NOT TAKING THAT SHIT ABOUT MY NONNA NOT FROM NO AUSSIE SO I GOT MY MATES EY AND WE FUCKING ROLLED HIM EY
>>64412716
What part of Algeria is your dad from?
>>64412731
kek have fun with your fern
>>64412731
Sounds like red peak would be right up your alley m8.
>>64412731
It's actually a gorgeous flag tbqh
Too bad >you're ditching the based ausnz style for a fucking leaf
if repeating digits sean abbott hits someone on the head
>>64412743
Shitty fern flag will get BTFO in the next referendum.
Henriques captaincy is literally losing nsw the game here
Is Howie a cuck?
Has there ever been a cricket with more potential than Gayle who didn't live up to it?
based howie with elite cricket discussion
>>64412763
...what?
>hard rock
>Kiss
Come on Flem
>>64412763
gayle's a jamaican not a cricket
rohit sharma or marlon samuels maybe
>>64412763
>2 (two) test triple centuries
>not living up to potential
Hello reddit
>>64412767
yes
>>64412763
damien martyn maybe
>>64412763
cummins
>>64412773
but he could have score like 3 if he really tried
>>64412763
Half the windian team, especially Andre Russell who has LITERALLY played one test in his life
>good shot
>out
mark waugh literally bad cricket game commentary
>in the air
>but safe
>AND OUT
>>64412763
SHAUN MARSH
the big black bull is one of only 4 (FOUR) cricketers OF ALL TIME to score more than one triple century
batsmen of all time btfo, how can white men compete?
Can Mark Howard be any more of a fucking try hard?
>>64412787
commentator rather
>>64412763
Philip Hughes
>>64412795
yeah, he could be andy maher
>>64412763
Mohammad Amir
>>64412763
Shane Bond
>>64412801
Whats with Channel 10 and wanker sports commentators.
>>64412805
being injured the whole time doesn't really count as not living up to your potential
>>64412797
Memes aside, PH had all the makings of a future GOAT
![Ore Monogatari!! - 20_snapshot_08.21_[2015.08.20_21.13.26].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xnf5Zwr.jpg "Ore Monogatari!! - 20_snapshot_08.21_[2015.08.20_21.13.26].jpg")
>>64412763
Me desu
>>64412763
Watson
Is Mel high test?
> "We're putting more women in cricket"
> Woman in makeup and dress appears every now and then to read a script for 30 seconds
Is Mel going to cover the subject of how utterly rekt Australian soccer got by WBBL?
Based Jason Dunstall
>>64412815
Watson was a bowler that somehow tricked the selctors into thinking he was a batsman, he shouldn't count
>>64412812
kek
KEK
K E K
The fact that he averaged 32 across TWENTY SIX TESTS in FOUR YEARS says it all really. He was a Martin Guptill tier domestic babby who WOULD have continued to be entirely EXPOSED at international level. This is an objective fact.
Keep holding to your delusions though Zerobese. You fucking abhorrent piece of shit.
>>64412822
who dat
Mel's pretty average lads
>>64412830
>>/rug/
>>64412755
>this shit
You would hope so.
>>64412831
so are holly and the race traiter
>half the stadium leaves when gayle gets out
>fayle
>>64412830
YOU ARE ON DANGEROUS GROUND HERE
Hey look, it's the guy who used to be back up haddin and now he's back up nevill
Basedistic sexyspouter u here m8?
>>64412835
This my new favorite mate. What do you think?
If Matthew Wade was homosexual would he be Matthew Gayde?
>>64412845
top 3 in the thunder for sure
Wade gonna hughes himself
> Bounced by a spinner
>>64412842
out of all the keepers wade is objectively the best bat
How do umpires keep an eye on the crease looking for no balls while also concentrating on lbws?
>>64412851
warnie would be proud
>>64412846
If your mother was to name her greatest disappointment, would it be you?
>>64412852
Too bad he can't keep
LE WADE, P.H RIP IN PEACE BIG DAWG
>>64412842
Leave based Wade alone. He is objectively a better keeper and batsman then Neville anyway.
>>64412852
> Played literally 50 odis for Aus
> averaged 25
>no /AFL/ for another 4 months
>just the meme 20
I can't wait until we have real sports again and comfy as fuck /AFL/ threads
>>64412864
So thats what that tattoo is
>please notice us big strong AFL fans
>>64412829
He was LITERALLY 25 years old and still had potential to excel, he was playing incredibly in Australia A just before he died and WOULD have been far more successful if he was selected now.
It's not uncommon for someone that young to play like shit at first. Steve Waugh played like literal shit for ages and was axed from the test team for being crap before becoming one of the best batsmen of all time. Even your precious Kane was shit when first selected
>>64412852
>averaged 25.59 @76.24 in 53 ODI's
KEK
Just got home lads
C H I E F
H
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>>64412864
What if he jerks off with that arm?
>>64412862
but he can bowl
>>64412868
>/afl/
>comfy
kekking at this newcunt
>>64412864
This has to be a meme
>>64412871
Steve Smith is 26 and already is the worlds best batter as recognized by the ICC and is the fucking captain of Australia. PH was ovverated
>>64412868
Can't wait for maximum autism and jet fuel from RC
>>64412883
Sadly its real
>>64412885
at best he was seen as the replacement for rogers
>>64412871
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Listen to me you fucking sack of shit. I'll break it down for your simple mind.
Do you see how it took one series for Meme Shit to get EXPOSED? LITERALLY the same thing would have happened to Hughes if he had been picked for the Ashes. A year ago you were all sucking Shit's dick and hating on based Bane, but now it's an objective fact that Meme Shit is a handeye babby who WILL end with a career average of 46. Hughes had an even worse technique that was hidden by Poo Peelian ROADS and brainless bowlers without a SHRED of thinking apart from >LE BOWL A LE 145KPH BOUNCER AT HIS LE HEAD XDXDXDXD
He WOULD have gotten exposed even WORSE than Shit, and he WOULD have suffered an even worse decline. This is an objective fact. To suggest otherwise is wishful thinking and simply delusional.
>>64412883
>>64412885
>LE EVERY BATSMAN DEVELOPS AT LE SAME TIME XD XD
Sanga was a shit batsman at 25, does that make him shit in the twilight of his career?
>>64412885
>and already is the worlds best batter as recognized by the ICC
I know Poo Peelian internet is slow but i didn't think it was that slow that the rankings hadnt upgraded wow
Wade is so fucking shit
Just realized im 2 years older than Steve Smith. Life is slipping away lads
based wade
>>64412895
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETHING casual detected
The difference being that Sangakkara had a flawless technique that preserved his ability in his late 30s.
>Wade
Ludeman should be the national t20 keeper desu
Reminder that Tom Latham is literally and objectively a better batsman than "based" PJ Hughes ever was.
is it a requirement of windies cricket board that players need to make songs?
>>64412905
loving this pewee who always uses matt memes
>that amf bowling ad with cricket balls
Looks fun desu
Good old murderer Abbott
>>64412916
Yes
>>64412915
he plays for nz tho
You think Shaun Abbott had flashbacks from Wade's stupid tattoo?
>>64412919
The note at the end says "Cricket bowling only available for Sydney Thunder players"
Which kiwi has fucked the most chicks here?
My guess is GOATistic Elitespouter
>>64412936
Birds don't count, mate.
>>64412868
iktf like a knife to the heart
>>64412914
Dunk, he is an even bigger meme
Will anyone be joining me here on New Years Eve?
Do kiwis ever look up at the clouds and masturbate?
>177 posts
>1 poster
kek
nice "poomunity"
>>64412893
>M-MUH SMITH
There is NO comparison. If you weren't a fucking casual you WOULD know that he excelled on his debut series in South Africa against Steyne and Morkel in their prime.
>>64412905
>b-b-but technique!
Chanderpaul had a shit technique and played into his 40s as the second highest run scorer for the West Indies
Bradman had a shit technique and dominated for his entire career
Chris Rogers was an old fart who ranked in the top 10 batsmen on retirement and was one of the best in Australia, despite having a shit technique
Graeme Smith had a shut technique and made a double century in one of the last games he played
Lara was one of the best batsmen of all time and had a hideous technique, but still maintained his GOATness through his career, and LITERALLY made the largest test score of ALL TIME (400; you're such a casual that you probably don't know that) in his second last year
Know your stuff statscunt. There's no need to make one of your meme replies to this elite post, because I will not read it
Did you hear the price of lamb has risen in New Zealand?
$19.99 an hour now
>>64412919
>>64412932
What is the fucking point?
>>64412964
But Glenn Maxwell has the best technique in cricket and he can't make the test side
>most grounds dont even have roofs
>let alone a/c
next you're going to tell me they don't even have TRAINS in these "stadiums"
HAHAHAHA Based Lawford
What was RC's prediction?
OUTTA MY WAY
>>64412964
Sure m8 if we're going by debut series Matthew Sinclair should still be in the New Zealand team.
Like all Australian batsmen he was good in South Africa but literally could NOT play lateral movement to save his life. I don't care what defence you try to throw at me, this is an objective fact.
Stay literally furious and in damage control Obesitygoose. You're just as delusional as Gatekuck.
>>64412949
Sadly enough, yes
>tfw you are so autistic you will literally and unironically be watching the memebl and posting on /cric/ on NYE
lmao dumb fat cunt
Hahahahahahaha
Beaton is fucking pissed lol
>>64412977
He hasn't made it yet, he'll wait until the new thread and then "remind" everyone of the prediction he made before the result was obvious
GAROLD HERE
>>64412856
They don't.
>>64412949
>tfw I'm unironically going to be the only one in my family not doing something
The England South Africa game is going to be on then, isn't it?
>>64412977
sixers in a "close" game
Hi, newcomers to /cric/! It seems you have stumbled upon our nifty old sport.
You're probably wondering: what the hell are these guys in whites doing? Why are they playing with a paddle? Is this a new meme? But did you know that cricket has been played for over 200 years? Wow! That's really something. Here's something that might help you understand the game more:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laws_for_Big_Strong_Americans
And while you're here, it's best if we introduce you to some of /cric/'s finest memes so you don't feel left out :) Here are a few of the classics:
>Is David Warner related to Shane Warner?
Referring to 2 famous Australian cricketers, this is a humorous play on words of current Australian batsman David Warner and Australian spin legend Shane Warne (spin is a form of bowling that you'll come to know and love).
The similar personalities of the two players also makes this amusing, as it's likely that they are probably related!
>Will Smith score a century?
Another delightful play on words. Here we're referring to current Australian captain Steven Smith, and the question is whether he'll score a century. However, this question is always answered with "Will Smith is an actor m8", a reference to popular African-American actor Will Smith, someone I'm sure you're familiar with!
>Daniel
Daniel is a cricket fan from New Zealand well known for his idiosyncrasies, such as his worship of progressive rock, the English County Championship and infatuation with average Slavic girls (surely a step down from the babes you have in Europe or America, haha).
It is common to reply to New Zealander posts with "hi daniel", as a reference to /cric/'s most popular Kiwi.
>Holly or Ellyse?
This is an ongoing debate as to who is the better looking female cricketer: Australia's Holly Ferling and Ellyse Perry (who represents Australia in both cricket and soccer - wow!)
There's so much more in /cric/ to offer! Stick around!
>>64412983
>tfw seen my old friends like twice this year
>they've literally completely forgotten about me
>in a group chat with them on facebook that makes awkward as fuck
this'll be my last meme bash lads
Guys Mark Craig took 8 wickets on debut, I'm sure he'll be a future GOAT if they stick with him for another 10 years.
>>64412949
Did it last year, bought some beers and spent the night drinking alone while posting on /sp/ and listening to random access memory. Wasn't fun at all desu. I'd rather go to the sea face and watch some fireworks instead this time around.
>>64412983
>>64412949
we'll meme it up lads
Lawford really made a tactical mistake powering up beaton
>have 2 good spinners
>keep bowling shitcunts
>shitriques
>>64413002
How is this relevant?
Abbott should be killing these guys
>>64413003
Just watch anime. It's what I'll be doing.
>>64412998
Hi Daniel
>>64413013
Pink Sydney have the worst line-up this year
>>64413018
I thought anime was haram m8
>bravo trying to kill abbott
>>64412949
It is the most terrible night of the year to do anything unless it's a house party.
>>64413014
Because Hughes would have been a LITERAL GOAT if we just stuck with him, I s-s-s-swear!!!!
>>64412994
How do they call no balls?
>>64413022
It's magenta
>>64413032
They don't.
>>64413002
They're not remotely comparable stascunt. PH debuted at 21 and played exceptionally well against one of the best pace attacks of the decade. He also was regaining form and playing very well at the time of his death, and even made the highest first class one day score for an Australian just MONTHS before his death.
Unlike Craig, he was still showing signs when he was killed and was beginning to mature as a player
>>64413027
this nigga knows whats up
>>64413027
>>64412949
I'll be going to a mate's beach house and getting drunk as fuck.
>>64413032
They just glance down very quickly to see if they can see any white paint behind their foot
>>64413023
Houris are mentioned in the Quran m8.
>>64413041
Can i come?
>>64413039
PH couldn't even handle bowling from a fucking State league player.
>>64413033
binga's rolling in his grave
anyone based /afl/ here?
hows things cuntholes?
>>64413048
that's not very sensative mate
If Phil Hughes was such a good batter how come he managed to die? Should have evaded the ball just like any decent batsmen would do
>>64413048
And Steve Waugh couldn't handle a short ball from an Under 10s bowler
>>64413057
What's afl?
>>64413048
Don't waste your (You)s on him.
The fact that he wilfully ignores Hughes scoring 1 (ONE) hundred in his next 24 games says it all really. He's so wrapped up in his own delusion that not only is he denying the possibility of Durban being an anomaly where the bowlers hadn't yet figured him out, he's also unironically citing pyjama cricket scores made on a ground smaller than New Zealand tracks as validity of Hughes' test credentials. His opinion, like him, is entirely worthless and it's just a reactionary measure from him manlet status and inherent desire to defend all things manlet.
If we're going by the impact players on debut Vernon Philander would literally be an all time top-5 bowler, but he's not. And neither was Phillip Hughes.
>>64413064
>>64413001
I'm in a similar boat lad. Not sure I'll ever post in another /nrl/ thread.
>>64413059
Because he was going for a leg bye
>>64413059
>batter
Kys
Can you teach me how to Dougie?
>>64413002
>8/188
Fuck up lmao
>>64413034
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSRTVZgB_Y4
>>64413066
I LITERALLY did not ignore that statscunt, and we all know you stopped replying when you realised you had no argument against my truth bombs.
Yes he played like shit against subcontinent spin and against England and yes he deserved to be dropped. That DOES NOT define his entire career, especially when he was only 24 at the time and still had an entire DECADE to work in his batting.
sean abbot kills an ump with a straight drive
>last ball
>I'll give them the Ol' full toss outside off ;)
Based Beaton having a go at fat cunt dougie
If Hughes still needed an entire decade to work on his batting, he should have spent that decade in domestic cricket where he belonged like that other mentally weak hack Adam Voges, and NOT wasted our time in real cricket.
You stupid seething delusional motherfucking cunt.
>>64413057
here
Based Hawthorn on GOAT watch.
>>64413092
Voges is pretty fuckin good lmao
abc jazz is tight as fuck
Reminder that Brendon McCullum LITERALLY ran from one end of the MCG to the other to shake Clarke's hand
>>64413098
>LE DIVERSE MUSIC TASTE
>IM SO CULTURED XD XD XD
>>64413097
>fails miserably in literally the only series he was picked for
>statpads on homebabby roads against the West Indies
>>64413092
You really don't like Phil Hues
>>64413100
Such a nice guy KEK
>>64413094
The 4-peat is happening.
>>64413107
If he's so shit, why did he beat NZ?
>>64413092
You are obviously so infuriated that you're forcing yourself to take a break from this argument, possibly the thread altogether, to cool off. This is a good idea, but here are a few points you should be made aware of before you go;
1. You are new. I was literally here for years before /cric/ even existed. While this may not be necessarily a great thing, you seem to take great offence when people call you new, so it would also offend you to realize that the person you're arguing with has been here much longer than you.
2. My cricket knowledge dwarfs yours. That's not to say I know everything, just that you know FAR less than you try to claim. The moniker "statsautist" was a poor choice in retrospect, because it's you're neither knowledgeable about cricket stats nor autistic when it comes to cricket knowledge. The label seems to have gone to your head.
3. Your mannerisms and characteristics are very easy to predict. When making a claim or trying to begin an argument with someone, you will start relatively calmly. A lot of the time, the opponent will not bother arguing with you, or will not care, and you will win the argument without ever having to display anything but a calm and collected demeanour. However, as soon as someone challenges your opinion, or takes you up on your debate and it becomes apparent to you that you'll soon become exposed, you get EXTREMELY angry, and begin spouting memes left, right and center. I honestly don't think you're even aware that you do this. It's just a defence mechanism that you employ to fool yourself into thinking you're posting your argument in a witty 4chan-related way, rather than in abject fury.
New Zealand posters have never brought anything of value to /cric/ and you are a prime example of this. Perhaps if Australians weren't so prominent in /cric/ you might be able to become a useful poster, but with us here you can't help but let your inferiority complex take over and turn you into a seething casual.
>>64413100
le run across the field to shake your hand man is a prime example of the various types of manlet. He KNOWS he's literally inferior which explains his subjugation, as opposed to other deluded manlets who look up to their manlet hack "idols" who got exposed literally everytime they came up against a moving ball.
>>64413092
>Adam Voges
>mentally weak hack
you're the delusional one m8
