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>>64409983
>>64410003
If you're gonna show that you've gotta show him trying to canon ball Wanderlei to death.
>>64410040
Who telegraphs the right hand more
Nelson or Henderson
aonyone got the Werdum guillotine?
>>64410040
ATOMIC BUTT DROP
Was skimming the last thread and that australian whining about ufc fighter pay needs to shut the fuck up.
>>64410075
henderson had better right hand. both of them are so blatantly just trying to throw right wingers though
>>64410115
I don't care enough to get into it, but realistically if the UFC wants their talent pool to grow they need to pay these guys enough that they can focus on training year round rather than needing another source of supplemental income.
>>64410003
man i wish the rules were a little less strict in the ufc. imagine someone locking up a leg triangle while holding the top of the cage, or a side kick using the cage.
is't the showtime kick even a bit hinky rules wise
>>64410119
the fact that they land them as often as they do boggles my mind.
>>64410119
At least Hendo hid his behind a kick there. Nelson just holds his big mitt out and kinda chases you down with it, daring you to open up enough so that he can punch you in the face.
Is Robbie the most beatable champ ?
>>64410146
>>64410154
technically it's a counter punch, over the shoulder instead of over the elbow, works in mma b/c of little gloves. counter punches always work
You know what the most exciting thing is in the UFC?
When a fighter hasn't been figured out yet. Seriously, it's the best part of the entire fucking sport. It's sort of a fancy way to say that the best fighters are the most fun to watch, but really, when everyone watching knows exactly what a guy is trying to do, and their opponent not only knows, but has also trained for it, and then they go in there and it happens anyway, it's fucking amazing.
>>64410199
I've heard the argument that those aren't any more dangerous than all the other head trauma these guys sustain but motherfucker those look brutal. You think the UFC ruled them out so that they could shake off the stigma of being a "blood sport?"
>>64410154
>this guy thought he could beat sea level cain
>>64410003
>tfw you will never have Mark Hunt's ability to absorb punishment
>>64410247
Even though that chin is iron he's clearly ducking out of the way of the punches at the last second to lessen the impact a little. Still ballsy as shit but it's not as dumb as just leaving your face there to let a guy punch you straight in the nose.
>>64410247
he is moving away from all those shots, not really absorbing crazy amounts
>>64410247
he can take a lot of damage
>>64410247
it really did help him against Stipe
>>64410232
I think that's part of it. I know some people who refuse to watch MMA because they allow hitting people on the ground at all. Seeing a dude take a full on soccer kick to the dome must look insane to someone who never watches MMA.
>>64410193
most beatable yes, most career threatening, also yes.
pretty sure robbie put a lot of miles on hendricks. if hendricks got flash KO'd or even his actual kidney problems could be from latent robbie damage.
>>64410347
That's why I'm curious about this Jeremy Stephens match up. Dude can hit pretty hard too, and Hendricks has been through some pretty bad wars recently. Although I see him wrestlefucking if he cant mount a good offense on the feet.
I'm a little surprised they relented on sending Hendricks up to middleweight since he cant control his diet to safely cut weight. That being said I think he would have a very hard time at 185
>>64410199
cheaTRTor tried to bring back soccer kicks
>>64410403
what's this about Stephens?
>>64410414
>doing something this risky when you are a young legend
What if cheaTRT just decides to say fuck it and kicks your head off and then you're never the same fighter again
>>64410414
haha I remember John McCarthy giving Jones shit after he tried complaining about that kick.
>>64410447
then you eyepoke and knee stomp people to get even
>every ounce of training you put in for this fight will be a waste of your life
Is that the most ice cold thing a fighter has ever said?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CKFQmCtbfY
>>64410447
then you might become a `marijuana' addict and hit pregnant women
>>64410433
FUCK I meant Stephen Thompson. I always fuck that up, they aren't even close.
>>64410414
nice and flowy mewvment
>>64410488
he was ice cold in the post fight interview on fox talking about how he was the real king of the grind and how he hopes/knows DC is somewhere crying (which he was)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLFvmxgcF2w
All UFC draws are maymays lads, just face it.
>Brock
Wwe meme
>Anderson Silva
Muh kicks hue
>GSP
Cuck french faggot meme
>Rhonda
Muh beats jobbers
>Mcgoober
Real life shitposter meme with meme hair and meme beard
>soon to be Holly
Christian grill meme
>jon jones
Le black guy who beats cucks meme
>>64410631
did you not get enough (You)'s the first time you posted this exact same pasta?
>>64410453
>pulling guard on a lifeless body
>>64410505
then why'd you say he can hit pretty hard?
did you mean he can memekicky your head off?
>>64410700
>can't disprove me
>implies I care about (You)'s from strangers
Just trying to start a discussion senpai, chill
>>64410505
>that .webm
who /hype/ for Michael 'MayMay" McDonald coming back?
>>64410761
>start a discussion
>lol everyone is a meme
Great start
As a fightfan is fightpass worth it?
>>64410787
of course you goof
>>64410787
depends what you want from it
the live content is whatever
the archive is great but not exactly complete
Isn't it funny how both Chris vs Anderson and Chris vs Rockhold ended up with the same "if he didn't do ____ he wouldn't have lost" arguments?
People always kept saying if Anderson didn't try his clowning antics, he would have won, and how if Weidman didn't try the meme kick, he would have won.
It's like poetry, it rhymes
>>64410787
It would be if they made fight nights available
Would Robbie Lawler beat Brock Lesnar
>>64410811
middleweight division is the meme division of the ufc. no other division is close.
>>64410836
a 265 lb scaled up to 6' 5" robbie would be interesting. basically JDS with movement of his feet and head
>>64410874
and a southpaw
>>64410777
I'm just saying they are, if you have a way of disproving me, go ahead senpai
>>64410739
that's what I meant thank you family
Is DC or Jones the humble one? I got the impression that Jones was starting shit with DC, but people here say it's the other way around.
>>64410895
It's an opinion you fucking retard. How do you disprove that?
>>64410920
DC is just a huge faggot.. Jon is a real nigga
>>64410920
They both talk shit while putting up fronts
DC isn't a scumbag beneath though, he can be a bit butthurt and dickish at times though but at least doesn't pretend like that isn't how he acts
"Marijuana addict" Jones is incredibly two faced, he'd be Mayweather tier if he actually decided to run with his actual personality
>>64410895
The pasta is just stale at this point. The burden of proof lies with the one making the claim, your argument that "lol these people are memes" is unsubstantiated. If all your claims are true back them up with evidence (it's how an argument works)
>>64410920
>I got the impression that Jones was starting shit with DC, but people here say it's the other way around.
It went both ways, just two GOATs bumping heads.
>>64410973
I'd love to see Jones go full dark side. His walk out song for his first fight back is "I'm in Love With the CoCo" and he just crushes people while shit talking Diaz brother style.
>>64411000
He's already went full dark side. I want to see him do a 180 and become "True form" JBJ. Knock off the bullshit, get really fucking swole, start actually training diligently.
>>64410920
DC does start shit, and is a cocky asshole
jones isn't humble, but enjoys engaging it assholery
basically jones is diaz and dc is mcgoober.
also how did no one have mcgreggor dropping dennis siver off the nakatomi paza building made as a gif.
>>64411040
>>64411000
>>64411102
I like the complete asshole suck-it Jones. His motto on his UFC profile page has always been "Fighting me is bad for your career, it's going to be bad for your image."
That's bad ass, that's way more bad ass than this shit with Conor saying that he's giving them their biggest pay day and all that. While it is true, he definitely is giving them their biggest pay day, but the attitude of "poor you, you have to fight me now" is way better imo.
If Jones was just a complete fucking asshole I'd like it way more. Just rude and condescending as fuck. I want Jones to call out McGregor.
>>64411201
>kicking with shoes on
This man should be in prison
>>64411184
Jones doesn't have the rage in him to be a Floyd. He's still a UFC guy.
>>64411238
well he did give DC the suck it and his motto is that fighting him is bad for your career
he's pretty dickhole already
>>64411201
wait was hunt still standing after that?
>>64410852
Goddamn these generic reebok uniforms are so stupid, they take away all the individuality of each fighter. Anderson's yellow trunks were iconic but now everyone's so bland and looks like they're fighting against their own teammate.
>>64411346
This so much, they need to fix that shit
hey guys remember when Chris Weidman beat a few really old brazilians that were in the twilight of their career and then got fucking destroyed by the first good fighter he ever faced?
>>64411410
Is that you Rockhold?
>>64411432
Hey dad, am I still son?
>>64411448
HE
IS
NO
LONGER
MY
SON
>>64411308
Yes. Concrete chin/head. Barely flinched and started swinging too.
>UFC Debut in a month
>Heem'd by your Warlord
http://www.sherdog.com/fighter/AbdulKerim-Edilov-63045
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=varhURIIClQ
>>64410964
>>64410981
It's a fact all the people I listed are memes by the fact that they were fucking exposed by serious competition... don't you cucks get it?
>>64411410
Hi Adnan
>>64411346
>>64411346
I liked that Conor had green shorts at 194. They should let fighters customize their shit instead of boring black and white for every single fight!
>>64411346
The champion kits dont even look different from the black gear a regular fighter wears
>>64411473
BASED RAMZAN
>>64410286
It usually takes some kind of Fatality level move to put Mark down.
>clean fucking steroid Balrog level punch from Melvin
>Werdum flying knee
>JDS spinning shit
I don't count the Stipe shit as a knock out. He punched Mark a shit ton of punches over five rounds and Mark was still awake.
>>64411545
That fight should have been stopped way earlier.
>>64411545
Stipe is pillow fisted desu, do you guys see him stopping AA?
>>64411473
all the good russians go m1 or wsof for some reason
>>64411484
>Brock
Wow, the NCAA wrestler-turned-mandrama-faggot doesn't have any submission skills/defense, who would have thought. Still put guys with his strikes
>Silva
What exactly is your point with this one? He was playing around in the first Weidman fight and got caught, and in the 2nd fight he broke his leg. Still came back and beat Diaz, not sure how 11 title defenses and 2 odd loses means you're a meme
>GSP
Say what you want but GSP was dominant as fuck. Still in tact 12 fight win streak officially, no matter what the outcome of his fight against Hendricks should have been
>Ronda
Kek that bitch got BTFO
>soon to be Holly
Kek, part of your supporting evidence is something that hasn't happened yet?
>Jones
Aside from the unmotivated Jones we saw against Gus he's always clearly shown he's the better fighter.
>>64411509
McGregor's green looked like shit though, it was a dark forest green, shoulda been more bright, almost neon, to match the flag. Aldo's dark grey/gold champion trunks looked great.
>>64411559
I think if AA gets in some clean shots he can definitely heem Stipe, I mean, even Struve has that honor. However Stipe hits pretty clean and I'm still worried about Arlovski's chin.
>>64411559
AA is in love with his right hand, if he throws a single left, AA wins, if not, war miocic
>>64411599
>Responding to bait this obvious
wew lad. If someone is forcing their pasta this hard you don't give them attention and they'll get bored eventually.
>>64411599
>He was playing around in the first Weidman fight and got caught, and in the 2nd fight he broke his leg.
Do people still believe this meme? He got dominated and finished twice
>>64411598
wsof does have some good russian fighters but I watched the last one and it had 3 russians and none of them were that impressive.
>>64411559
Nope. Andrei is smart enough and skilled enough to avoid something like reminiscent to Stipe's JDS fight. I don't consider the Browne fight to be something like Stipe/JDS mostly because from what I remember Browne was getting rekt. At least getting beat on more.
>>64411616
You're the faggot that posted the pasta in the first place aren't you?
>>64411598
they just look good in those promotions because they compete against shitters
Guys I feel like placing a cheeky bet on Cruz, if he pulls out injured before the fight do I get my money back?
Reminder that UFC 195 is going to be a night of spicy bangers
>>64411633
Tumenov-Larkin is FOTY material
Arlovski-Miocic will be a shitty gasfest
>>64411599
no see ur supposed to NOT respond to this post
>>64410414
Neither of his knees were grounded, it's legal right?
>>64411630
yes you will, you might have to give them a call or talk to them in live chat so they refund you quicker but they will.
>>64411643
>Miocic
>gassing
pick one
It might well be a shit fest but Stipe has pretty good cardio for a HW
>>64411630
I'm not too sure. I know sometimes shit gets circled. I was on my way home and thought about the Cruz/TJ fight. Imagine Dominick's knees explode during the fight.
>>64411651
no, as his hands were touching the floor. Thats why you often see fighters leave one hand on the floor when trying to get up from the ground near the cage.
>>64411662
He gassed against JDS, gassed against Gonzaga, and a bunch of other times I can't remember
>>64411675
jokes on you i was just pretending
i was talking out of my arse, you got me senpai
>>64411633
the entire card has a finish rate just over the 77% of the HW division. lots of bangers for sure
>>64411693
The fuck are you doing man?
>>64411709
being halal
>>64411643
>Tumenov-Larkin is FOTY material
this for sure, Tumenov has really impressed me. Larkin always comes to fight too.
lids, i hope all of you watched Ortega vs Tavares
https://www.instagram.com/p/_npV4phTsq/
>reminder that if Conor ducks RDA, mystic mac is dead
>>64411721
Remember when he'd beat Robbie Lawler and was undefeated and then got robbed against a Francis Carmont that literally did nothing but get their takedowns stuffed for 3 rounds? Good times.
>>64411628
No I'm not you moron, I'm just telling you stop shitting up the thread by replying to some pasta spamming faggot.
>>64411346
It'd be like in football, every away team wears a black jersey and white pants, and every home team wears a white jersey and black pants, regardless of who's playing, every game. It's so obvious that it's shit.
>faber ditched the surfer look
>>64411737
I want Tumenov to win but I also want to see Larkin succeed at WW so it a conflicting feel. So hopefully Tumenov wins but Larkin goes on a nice streak after.
>>64411824
Faber is a hairdresser now?
>>64411829
I still don't know if I can trust Larkin. Tumenov will hold the belt sooner or later, I think.
>>64411845
kek
>>64411824
That barbershop looks comfy
>>64411824
>proper gentleman mode engaged
>>64411824
About time, he's old enough to be my dad.
>>64411000
>in live with the coco entrance
Based af
>>64411599
Them getting btfo by serious competition, Cain, Holly, etc etc. Means they are meme, what don't you get anon?
>>64411824
to beat the dominator, one must become him, walk a mile in another man's skin
Most exposed fighter this year?
>>64411970
Ronda is the easy answer, but she wasn't really exposed. Everyone knew she was a sloppy striker who lead with her chin and couldn't cage-cut. We just weren't sure if anyone could exploit it.
man, im a big conor fan, but i truly think that RDA murks conor on paper
question is how much conor can get into RDA head during the lead up to the fight
Whats a good Machida fight to watch?
>>64412040
Couture
>>64412040
Tito fight is good
>>64412040
physically and technically his best fight was against Mousasi.
>>64412002
Conor can stifle RDA in standup pretty easily
>>64411970
Jones, stopped twice this year, once by a 5 foot something pregnant woman and once by UFC's dork court.
Watched the whole thing, pretty worth it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iE6YBf32AE
>>64411970
Uriah Hall (for the second time in 3 years). Fluky meme kick aside there's no doubt he will lose to any top 10 MW
>>64412103
>All these meme kicks
Thanks breh good stuff in this video
>>64412096
Underrated wit brah, I'm impressed.
>>64411599
>Silva
>Beat Diaz
lol
>>64412103
What kind of fucking kick was that at 1:09?
Leaping wheel kick?
>>64411964
holy kek
Can anyone find the video where Conor is telling someone not to talk over Sinead? It's one of my favorite moments of his desu.
>>64410247
sadly though, he and all those guys are doing bad things to their brains. Here comes dementia.
The only silver lining will be the complete destruction of the UFC when the lawsuits start.
>>64410414
jones is such a bitch
>>64410631
Jones and Anderson have never been big draws, and obviously not Holly though her future is (probably) ahead of her.
>>64412296
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oE8zVCLR3Ok
this it?
First thing I google'd BSA
>>64411432
couldn't be rockhold, there were some big words in that run-on sentence
>>64412347
Jon's fights with Rashad and DC drew big
Silva's with Sonnen, Weidman and Vitor
>>64411410
No, but I do remember Weidman beating three of the best fighters who ever lived and then losing to a glorified frat boy.
>Claudia beat Joanna
>>64412401
Joanna won like 20 seconds of that fight, lets be real
>>64410232
>the UFC ruled them out
hurr
>>64410920
Jones has awful nuthuggers here. The guy is the best fighter but the worst person. The fact that people genuinely dislike Cormier out of blind loyalty to a scumbag boggles my mind. It's actually sad.
>>64412040
Tito Ortiz
Found the greatest p4p rankings courtesy of a Brazilian reporter
/heem/'s sleepy
>>64412502
nah bruh some of us are still here
>>64412502
who's TK fighting at Rizin?
>>64412468
Hey pussy you still there?
>>64412521
Your local meme fighter, James Thompson
>>64412526
would fug desu
>>64412520
>>64412536
fuck yeah
Can't wait for Rizin, seriously.
According to a Brazilian journalist Michael Johnson moves up the rankings after his loss to Nate Diaz.
>>64412569
post some Aoki fa(n
>>64412569
post some Aoki breh
>>64412569
you and me both.
>>64412580
DIAZ WHERE?
>>64412581
>>64412590
He had like two fights at the very end of Pride and neither of the finishes were really worth webming. If I had any fucking clue where to get Dream stuff I'd make some Aoki memery.
>>64412596
she makes me feel all fuzzy inside
>>64412607
His face crank on Fancypants in Strikeforce was bretty cool
Many people used to admire Ikuhisa Minowa's warrior spirit and colourful personality. I never felt this way, his antics just annoyed me.
>>64412615
>>64412598
*flips double birds*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poR2VAREX0Q
>>64412607
hahah Aoki was such an asshole to Hirota after that
>>64412626
Minowa is king
Drop kicks
Forward rolls into takedowns
SUPER HLUK GP CHAMPION
like tears in the pain
>>64412667
CHURISSU WIEDMAN
Will someone post the filthy heem on villante? Been asking for weeks, I want the webm pls lads
>>64412040
Tito, Silva and Evans.
The Evan's win was the most I've been hyped about Karate and Machida. I honestly thought he was going to rule for a while, but we all know what happened there. It was a great win though, at the time I couldn't stop watching it.
>brb going to make a sweet webm
>>64412766
Perosh fight?
>>64412879
Filthy Tom heeming Villante
>>64412886
ohhhhh Tom Lawlor. let me check my folder
>>64412040
>>64412836
>>64412886
>>64412908
Rashad's "I can box" phase was so funny
>>64412886
with a bonus hand raise
>>64412908
>>64412468
True about the Jones nuthuggers. Jones is a cheap fighter who needs to eye poke the shit out of his opponents to win a fight. I hope he moves the heavyweight so we can see how good he really is
Nick Diaz on Chael's show
http://podcastone.com/images/buttons/download_icon_ep_on.png
>>64413008
fail
right link here; http://podcastone.com/downloadsecurity?url=aHR0cDovL3BvZG9uZS5ub3hzb2x1dGlvbnMuY29tL2xhdW5jaHBvZC9DaGFlbFNvbm5lbi9tcDMvWVdDU19FcDYzX0RpYXotQ3Jvc2J5Lm1wMyoqfDE0NTA4NjI3MDk4MTMqKnw=.mp3
>>64411201
Whoa I completely forgot Hunt fought Crocop again in Pride.
Is our enjoyment of combat sport base and disgusting? We're like the peasants of ancient rome drooling and howling over men cutting off each others heads, the only way we've progressed is we've traded death for life altering brain damage and possible death later on
>>64412480
fucking hilarious
>>64413008
>>64413019
chaels podcast has really become good
Would you let this mister near your sister?
>>64413035
no more than eating, shitting and fucking
Open the pits tomorrow and id buy first row seats (or the free online equivalent)
>>64412652
christ
>listening to chaelcast with nick diaz
>chael asks 1 question
>nick replies with a 10min answer
Holy fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKqo_UemQI4
>>64413327
really makes you think
>nick diaz says GSP didnt make weight when they fought
gsp confirmed for cheater
>>64413327
I wish I had an isolation tank so I could come up with great ideas like this
gastelum injured, out of 195
http://www.sherdog.com/fighter/Kenneth-Allen-13050
>>64413327
Prove him wrong
>>64413406
Glass Joe is real.
>>64412596
>plastic face
she's korean, isn't she.
>>64413515
>Road FC
Gee I wonder
>>64413035
I wouldn't really say so. It's all escapism really. Why do people do anything? I've talked to a lot of people, mainly girls and white knight types, who always say "why are they fighting?" as if to imply its barbaric. They're all transhumanist shit birds m8. Half of them thought Rousey was cool when she was getting big.
Idk m8 just waxing existential in a general that repeats the same shit over and over daily
>>64413327
ALPHA BRAIN
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>>64412596
Asian with decent tits? noice
Love the Diaz bros. Glad they're making their way back into the limelight.
Unfortunately Nick got a $50k bike stolen, and Nate only got $40k for his Michael Johnson fight. These guys need to get PAID.
>>64413564
here senpai
>people getting mad at stoned theorizing
I think people just want to get mad at joe. hes just talking and sometimes you say silly stuff.
>>64413570
I would return the favor but I got banned last time
>>64410762
fuck this webm got me bro
>>64413572
I just don't want him commentating on fights and to be recognized as a shithead I fully support all of his rights
>>64413586
I dont think hes a shithead and I also like his commentary
>>64413578
yeah they ban me all the time too, I dont know what the fuck is wrong with the mods of this board, I never get banned on fit and post twice the amount of tits
>>64412596
>>64413564
>>64413570
We latenight /hightest/ now?
>>64413589
Joe Rogan has molested Andy Dick multiple times and strikes women
His commentary pushes an agenda and is ASS
>>64413606
>>64413610
weird thing is Snack Guy gets away with it all the time
>tfw I have over 70gb of porn and cant share
>>64413614
wait what?
>>64413620
Radio City look it up
>>64413610
i'm off to bed. Can i get a /goodnight/ or (you) lads?
>>64413633
I wonder if there was originally carpet and then they put in thin laminate flooring. Otherwise, why put a 3 inch gap under the door?
>>64413643
Nighty Night. Dont let the flyweights bite
>>64413633
>that dog's face
did they fuck?
>>64413658
>tfw there was a facebook video that went viral about a girl would recorded herself getting "doggystyled" by her dog
It was pretty fap tier bruhs. I forgot her name but i remember the dog was alpha af in the vid.
>>64413707
Her name was Whitney Wisconsin. She's a massive slut and posts very lewd videos of herself on her tumblr. Google her name + tumblr for a good fap.
She has a Zingano-tier innie.
>>64413707
i have on my phone, not that good tb h
>>64413730
I just checked and it was actually Alyssa Rosales. I'll check the chick you mentioned too but the girl i'm taking about was definitely bangable tier. You can still find the video in some places.
reminder that mcgregor opened at +130 against rda which is pretty close to accurate.
>>64413707
>>64413748
I am not into bestiality but the noises she made got me diamonds
>>64413748
I thought you were talking about this one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uAAP3PbkRI
>>64413756
Against who?
>>64413780
against whom
