Bittersweet reunion with Sharp, Niemi, and Oduya for the Blackhawks.
Coverage starts at 7:30PM CST. Finish your drink when Pat says great save by Niemi when it's a shot on the Blackhawks goal.
Shitty stars get chicago on the second leg of a b2b
Got my Sharp jersey on because his smile makes my peener tingle.
Getting my drinks in before the holidays hit and I become everyone's favorite drunk uncle.
Christmas requires the Christmas drinking game
>>64407741
No one likes you, especially not your family
The official changing of the guard game
>>64407766
the fuck
>>64407779
Blackhawks new Christmas video is something.
>>64407763
That's fine. I just want the fuckin socks I asked for.
>hossa
>ho-ho-ho-ho-hoooosa
that fucking song
>>64407779
24 minutes of Blackhawks quietly doing something festive while a fire crackles.
>>64407745
>Dano
>>64407811
It's pretty good high levels of comfy.
>>64407831
The Elf at Top Shelf?
>>64407793
That looks like a limp white dick and someone wrapped some twizzlers around it.
>>64407828
Replace Dano with Danault.
This game is either gonna end up with a double digits goal total at the end, or go into OT for a 1-0 game.
>>64407828
fuuuuuug
fixed
>>64407798
I've got one you can have, but it's covered in semen
I want an exciting game, but I really want a Hawks blowout early so Pat and Eddie can get nice and stinko as the game progresses.
>>64407983
I need two socks though, so get working on another one to match.
>Konroyd in the studio
There is a fucking god.
I don't care what team you're a fan of, Pat and Eddie are a joy to listen to.
>>64407994
>>64408013
I'll give you my semen sock then.
I'll give you a sock, legate.
It's pink, hope you're ok with that.
>>64408034
Only if the colors match. I don't want to be looking like an idiot.
>last hockey game until sunday
alright you fucking cunts. Canadafaggot here. I went to chicago this weekend. Missed the shorks game. Went to Kuma's. Went to Haymarket. Went to Goose Island. Went to Atlas. Went to Beermiscuous and drank oat wine. Went to BOKA. Couldn't get a burger at Au Cheval or get in to The Girl and the Goat. Saw the museums and shit but missed the aquarium and the zoo. Heard there was a Q T who works at the zoo feeding big cats though.
WENT TO HOUSE OF GLUNZ AND GOT ME SOME BOURBON.
Back in my home city and i'm already fucking hammered on the bourbon I bought.
lets go hawks
>>64408072
Embrace the Alcoholism it will comfort you.
>>64408072
fug
oh yeah drank a shit load of coffee at intelligentsia downtown. Fuck binny's for not having noah's mill bourbon.
>>64408072
>last hockey game until sunday
>>64408082
Their BBQ and Tex-Mex a shit tho.
>>64408102
If it's not at Binny's, it's not worth drinking.
>>64407706
go stars.
just got a job in ft worth. will go to a stars game when I get a couple checks in and have some money to blow.
>tfw your old college roomie sales season tix for the stars
>tfw free seats if I want em
feels gud. I haven't taken him up on any this year, been too broke.
>>64408085
But I already have.
>mom calls on the phone asking what I want for Christmas eve dinner
>stop paying attention to the thread
>come back
>everyone is talking about semen socks
>>64408132
It's way better live, but it feels weird not hearing the play-by-play.
THANK YOU BASED HAMMER
wew lad
based Hammer
DAT HIT BY DESJARDINS
I'm loving this dick measuring contest of a game.
Question: will Oduya pinch in too far in the 2nd period leading to a Hawks breakaway and goal?
I say yes
>>64408117
Closest thing to tex-mex I had was chilaquiles at bakin' and eggs.
The fried cheese curds at haymarket are good. decent in-house brewed beers. Good burgs without the smoke-choked hell-o-sphere of Kuma's. Then again Kuma's plays THOU and their jalapeno poppers are house made.
Real cool place, I'd probably be a regular at haymarket if I lived there.
>>64408124
The one woman at house of glunz looked like Helen Thomas and wouldn't sell me more than one bottle of noah's. The other one looked like florence henderson circa the mid 80s and was very cheery.
Seriously though it's magical bourbon, 57.15% and yet is terrifyingly easy to drink.
Also look up ARCADE BREWING OAT WINE. sweet jesus mother of fuck. 9.1% oat beer. Silky, smooth, and buttery. It'll get you drunk as fuck.
>that chant
what went wrong?
>>64408211
we can only hope he is still consistent.
>>64408229
One's rebuilding, and the other one has Jerrah as GM.
>>64408229
meme quarterbacking
>>64408229
Neither old billionaire owner died
>>64408257
If Bill Wirtz was any warning, once that old hag dies, the Bears will become a force to be reckoned with.
>>64408268
Unfortunately they put her back in carbonite storage after the season is over so she may have a lot of time left
Keith sure loves his fake slap shot.
>seabs broke someone else's stick instead of his own
progress is progress i suppose
>>64408268
It's not the witch I'm worried about. I'm more concerned about Curious George.
>>64408250
>Burrs
>rebuilding
lel I'm a Chicagofag and even I know that's bullshit. Burrs will be shit for the next 5 years, Cowgirls will probably go 12-4 next year with Romo back.
>tfw Cuntler is your qb
>WAKE ME UP
>shots on net: 0
Um.
CSN Blackout drink?
WHERE THE FUCK DID THE PICTURE GO
WHAT THE FUCK CSN
Wtf was that black out
CSN PLEASE
>>64408329
>Bears will be shit for the next 5 years
There's no arguing that, but considering the offseason front office purge this off season and the trades the Bears did earlier this year, how the hell are they not trying to rebuild?
>>64408333
it's ok senpai the soilers pp is even worse. There are worse hells to live in.
BLACKOUT, finished drink like a sad sad automaton.
>tfw bootleg strim never blacked out
Another 4th ranked Power Play that probably won't be able to do shit.
>another blackhawks PP
tfw never drank malort while in the city
hold me.
>>64408409
you missed out on nothing
>>64408409
You missed nothing.
Refs wearing Hawks shirts under the zebra stripes after that penalty call.
>>64408427
based on how well the last Hawks PP went it's debatable who this actually gives the advantage to
>>64408420
>>64408423
i know it's liquid punishment. I did a shot of fernet in penance.
>>64408453
merlot is distilled sorrow and regret
>>64408439
They keep aiming top shelf with 6 bodies in front of the net when legs area is wide open.
>>64408460
malort*
>>64408478
>dog penis
>>64408463
they need kane to show them where to stick it
>>64408460
Only thing that happens when you drink malort is that Marian Hossa gets a warm feeling in his tum tum.
Stars, your music is terrible.
>>64408501
seriously, sounded like they were playing Hello during one of the breaks
>Pakka Bakkpakk
did Eddie's backpack joke make sense to anyone other than Pat?
MARKETING_GENIUS
Just finished this meme fresh out the oven tell me what you think
>>64408501
Just like shitcago fans
>>64408561
His surname is Jokipakka, it wasn't that hard to follow.
>they took 100 pics of Toews in that jersey
>that was the best one
>>64408583
Should say "Force The Legs Open."
ohh i think that i found myself a cheerleader
>>64408615
what the fuck does he even say after this
>>64408627
she is always right there when i need her.
>>64408627
She is always right there when I need her
>>64408583
Superior Kylo Benn
>>64408627
she's' always r'there when'i need'r
>>64408668
>>64408668
classic
>>64408583
>>64408653
>>64408668
Can you kindly go back to your containment board.
can someone post anime chicks of dallas and chicago
Time to sue Duncan Keith for saying Merry Christmas.
oh shit triggered by that merry christmas
>>64408719
>>64408715
?
>Konroyd in charge of making shitty puns
>>64408792
>Konroyd in charge of appearing human
SPEITH!
>golf
>that passed out guy behind Q
>tfw you'll never eat Mrs. Olczyk's chocolate chip cookies.
>That middle finger
Heh
>happy human
confirmed robot
>>64408719
I went to McDonalds the other day because I hate myself. In there, there was a calendar showing what free food items you can get for donating to their charity drive. Thursday and Friday are referred to as "Holiday Eve" and "Holiday".
>>64408910
>>64408910
If you worked in fast food would you consider those days anything except for -insert holiday here-
Poor fuckers probably have to work that day
>>64408910
>holiday eve
>>64408940
I was stuck in Florida for some Army stuff and I had dinner at Denny's on Christmas day. I gave my waiter a $30 dollar tip because I felt bad they had to work.
>>64408955
>they also do this for new years eve and new years day
>>64408973
who is possibly offended by new years?
>>64408973
Nope, those were New Year's Eve and New Year's Day.
>>64408980
The Chinese.
>>64408980
chinamen.
>>64408980
Again, its probably insert holiday here and not an attempt to offend.
As >>64408965 stated people who have to work on those days deserve nothing but sympathy for having to be stuck doing that instead of getting to do something fun like everyone else.
Also that was very nice of you Dootdoot.
>>64408980
Considering China has its own celebration for the Chinese new year, them.
Panarin, it's the NHL, not the NFL
ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
>>64409038
Panarin thought he stole his bread and wanted to take it back.
He's not giving the Blackhawks any favors tonight it seems.
>>64409038
That's how they do it in the KHL. Still working the kinks out of him.
>>64409052
The breadman cometh
>tfw you get so excited for pond hockey this winter.
>tfw this winter.
In other news, Eddie is going to pop out of Foley's birthday cake.
>>64409083
Don't worry, February is almost certain to be a living hell from which there is no escape
Pat is gonna get so fucked up tomorrow and we won't get to hear him do any play by play.
RAPE FUCKING TOWNSHIP
>>64409083
tfw will never know the joys of pond hockey
tfw playing hockey during the day you can see steam coming off the ice at an indoors rink
fuck this country mah gawd.
>Crawford trying to play dead afterwards
Fuck.
>>64409115
Yeah I played this summer during one of the crazy hot days. Couldn't even see past the center line from the goal line shit was so steamy.
Literally no one can stop the Stars
Literally one inch opening and that fucking puck went in.
This is why we yell at you Tumbles!
>nhl is fucking with Coach Q with tv timeouts
What the shit is happening right now?
>>64409257
Eddie is apparently giving a shoutout to a woman with baldness issues
HJAMMER FUCKING MAD
Just getting in from shopping with the old lady. What's happening here? Any dank memes from that 24 minute holiday video?
>Roussel starting shit yet again
Roussel and his fist.
>>64409257
You're watching a hockey game on a Tuesday night all alone while shitposting about food on an imageboard with other losers.
>Hjalm is a fucking pussy
GOD DAMMIT
FUCKING HELL WHAT THE FUCK
>>64409304
God bless us, every one.
Hawks pls
>>64409309
>perennially towards the top of the league in blocked shots
>pussy
>>64409309
>Being this delusional and/or stupid
>>64409304
Sorry bro, first post of the thread for me.
That looks tasty though.
>>64409321
I love you guys
>>64409304
Fuck man I need a gyro like right FUCKING now.
That or sushi.
>>64409284
>>64407766
>>64407793
>>64407831
+ a light saber fight and toews being a dick, darling sets up a christmas tree crawford asks for milk and bickell makes a paper snowflake.
>>64409362
>tfw you haven't had a gyro for probably a year
I know what I'm doing Saturday
oh my gosh I like in Rockford EDDIE IS TALKING TO ME
>>64409372
I get one almost every time I got to my fiancee's parents house. They have a pretty good place near them.
>>64409386
English not your first language, champ?
NIEMI
SAYS
NO
FUCK
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK
Fuck City doing Fuck City things.
>>64409403
I've had a few drinks, sue me.
anyone here gone to a wolves game? Those drunks fight every 5 minutes.
>>64409436
Would if I could, dipshit tripfag.
>Crawford getting a face full of TVR's ass
Was that a giant red Kane face in the stands?
Crawdad btfo
>>64409467
It's Eakin i think
any good Chicago milkstouts I can buy from a liquor store?
I've grown tired of left hand
>that face
big star is overrated as fuck
>>64409595
>$13 tacos
i would hope so
This fuckin guy talking about tacos when I'm drunk can go get fucked
pacos tacos got the best tacos in shytown
>>64409607
that steak taco looked good
>>64409607
chimichangas.
>Kegsmas Tree
holy shit thats awesome
>>64409628
damn I haven't had "Mexican" food in general in a while
>>64409595
>Paying 4$ for a single taco
Not surprised in the least.
>>64409640
It's a casksmas tree.
>>64409628
big star is good but it is the whitest mexican food out there
same with antique tacos
>>64409645
anyone here been to Raymond's tacos? they put a slice of cheese in between the tortillas
>>64409645
I just got home from our local place. Tequila is my friend.
>>64409672
Now I want a falafel from zaytune
>>64409672
is that tbk?
>>64409639
fuck sake you got me now im hungry.
>>64409675
American cheese? Like a Kraft single?
>>64409526
4hands chocolate milk stout is yum
(stl)
>>64408583
it should say "Confirmed Rapist: The charges drop"
>>64409675
Called a quesadilla, amigo
>>64409672
I'm more of a tacoguy
>>64409679
what did you get?
>>64409683
TBK is shit tier.
>>64409705
I agree. My question stands
>>64409688
a tier higher than Kraft single, but yeah, American cheese.
>>64409685
I regeret posting it.
I made myself fucking hungry and i'm too drunk to drive.
>>64409696
Chicken enchilada rojas. And a couple pitchers of margaritas.
>>64409714
I just grabbed an image from google search. Not sure.
>>64409715
That's disgusting familia
>>64409695
I was married to a Mexican for 8 years, guero
>>64409729
It's possible
>get a burrito the size of your head
>order diet coke
>NIN Pilgrimage to start off the period
Nice job Dallas
>>64409749
so how many grandkids are you up to now
FUCK!
>>64409739
it's ghetto as hell but delicious, I'll buy you one if you come down to the lower west side
wtf was that
I'm out. Fuck you Crawford
siiick
>>64409304
>ferch fries
>>64409362
how do the two compare?
I 've never had sushi btw, nor will ever.
>>64409372
had ome before tongiht's game
well fuck that cuts deep
>Sharp Scores
I guess I will finish the six pack
>another "Merry Christmas"
SO
FUCKING
TRIGGERED
>tfw you're drunk and not completely paying attention and hear "a chance for Sharp and he scores!" and it takes a moment for you to realize that's a bad thing
Deep in the heart of Texas (clap clap clap)
Sharp pls....
>>64409765
Is that the one in Pilsen?
>>64409788
Be happy that you can get drunk.
>>64409675
that is ghetto as fuck lel
Hey now you shitcago fucksticks can think about food more. Stars should wrap this up early so you can run out for a late burrito.
>>64409795
damen and blue island
>>64409795
He probably went to lalos
post art
>>64409810
>burrito
Ima go to maxwell's, nigga
Getting a pizza puff for tomorrow's lunch, a polish, and a double cheese boiger
fuck
fucking Craw3hit
BTFO
T
F
O
God fucking damnit
clap clap clap
kill me, booze
Pls
>>64409826
FUCK
>crawshit
their goal horn is pretty metal. I've been liking it.
Any southsiders ever been to Coco's in the heights? I grew up on that shit. Burritos were so damn good.
>tumbl3s
I'm done.
I am so fucking done.
Have a merry christmas faggots.
Fuck you battlechef, i'm still waiting for an omlette.
Play nice you two.
GOD DAMMIT I JUST SPILLED A FULL BEER
>>64409837
Well hey, you can leave now and load up, cunt :^)
>>64409826
>>64409868
I'll make an omlette out of your gross asshole
>>64409860
just keep drinking
>>64409889
