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"""""Scrambled eggs""""""""
>>64406232
Needs to have the subtitles of Steyn saying he isn't apologising to be funnier
Love how he says that in the most apologetic and least threatening face he's ever made
Is Robelinda elite?
>>64406232
Is Steyn autistic?
>>64406232
HEAT PUMPS
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Will >we win the league lads?
>>64407955
Nah we've got it in the bag desu
>>64406232
>139 kph
>right arm """""""""""""fast""""""""""""
>>64408172
>this flag
>this post
>>64406232
statscunt ltd.
>>64411023
Do you wish they could be raped by 38 of your villagers?
As I lay hear in this chair, with the cricket it in th background making perfect harmony. My good friend is talking about cricketballs hahaha. `Jordan Silk has a nice name` he says. Personally I reckon those Sydney sexers are a bunch of poofs lol why would they wear pink.
>tfw you'll never be Chris Gayle
I had something clever to say but I forgot it.
>2016
>Convicts and Kiwis still playing this shit sport
YOU COULD NOT MAKE THIS UP
shitney literally on suicide watch right now lmao
>>64413548
>all your best players play in australia in bbl 05; KP, Flintoff...
WEW LAD
>>64408172
>right arm medium fast, the nation
kek the last fast bowler you produced had the durability of kfc in the hands of these fat cunts, the rest have been trundlers
Anderson > Broad >>>>> Starc > Hazlewood
>>64413751
>this flag
>this post
The ONLY nations that can claim to have proper fast bowlers are Australia, Pakistan, South Africa and the Carribean
English bowlers are LITERALLY the same as Poo Peeland's
>the continent of Africa
And people say soccer in is the semen slurping sport...
Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch
>>64411023
Yo just know that the less attractive but big titted girl constantly humiliates flatchested 10/10 by flashing her huge rack all the time. Love it
hi guys
Poo Peeland Ltd.
>>64417325
What do you have against homosexuality seppo?
just finished wrapping my gifts lads
So this is /cric/ general?
Is there any decent sports to watch on christmas day? I'll be alone by myself all day and need something to distract me.
lads
>>64420208
nba if u like the basketballs
>>64420208
is that you, Mackaybro?
>>64420208
there'll be some handegg
>>64420225
that's christmas day in america, aka boxing day here
>>64420251
What do seppos do for christmas day? Do they fill their fat fucking mouths while shooting each other?
>>64420266
they usually watch sports and eat food
it's pretty much thanksgiving again
>>64420208
Christmas Day Based Bash game when?
I tried to join the fantasy league but its full, really disappointed
Not that it matters I suppose I don't even know who is playing for who or even how many games have been played, just wanted to play fantasy with you cunts
Someone chat to me
Does Goosey still post?
>>64420414
Yeah lad
Convict unironically posted the other day too
>>64420453
haha really, his back I assume ;)
do au/sp/ threads still exsist?
what about muscular Matt, does he still post?
>>64420618
Matt personally endorsed the Based Bash
has the boxing day test sold out?
>>64420804
of course mate! What else could you expect from the Sporting Capital?
>>64420845
well the windies aren't exactly an exciting drawcard
>>64420974
based
> You now remember Bryce McGain
>you now remember Brendan Nash played Test cricket for the Windies
he's even more out of place than Tony Cozier
is Andrew Denton still relevant?
>>64421373
Who?
mods saging
>Fancy watching some BBL to take my mind of real life
>None on today
Fuck sake lads.
>>64421715
>curry domestic games are the only cricket games on
JUST
>>64421744
Kill me. When is the next BBL game?
>>64421755
Boxing Day, when the actual cricket starts up again
>tfw no /Cric/ for 2 days
>>64421767
I assume you're referring to South Africa v England when you say this.
Australia "v" ""West Indies"" is even less serious than the Based Bash
>>>/int/52579994
back me up here lads
>>64421870
>2016-8days
>browsing /int/
knit your socks daniel
>>64422224
Holy fuck
Elgar
van Zyl
Amla
du Plessis
de Villiers (wk)
Duminy
Bavuma
Abbott
Rabada
Steyn
Morkel
desu
Keeo in mind you need atleast 4 quota players.
Anyone else joining me on New Years eve for the BBL?
>>64422540
"yes"
>>64419474
The other one was about to pop them out too but the camera operator was too much of a pussy to show it on screen.
>>64422540
Unfortunately
>>64420291
>>64420320
Join the /cric/ group pal. League is irrelevant.
http://fantasy.bigbash.com.au/group?type=corporate&group_code=284177
>WBBL clash between Melbourne Stars and Melbourne Renegades moved from ONE HD to Channel 10
>The impressive TV numbers for the Rebel Women's Big Bash League has convinced Network Ten to move January's Melbourne derby to their main broadcast channel.
>The WBBL made its television debut last weekend on Ten's secondary channel ONE HD, with a peak audience of 427,000 viewers tuning in and an average of 220,000 across two matches.
utterly based
>The figures are three times the average audience for free-to-air A-League matches so far this season and the strong numbers have convinced Ten that the first ever derby between the Stars and the Renegades on Saturday January 2 deserves to be shown on the main channel.
kek
KEK
http://www.bigbash.com.au/news/women-big-bash-league-wbbl-one-hd-channel-10-meg-lanning/2015-12-23
>>64422408
Making De Villiers keep is a shit decision by CSA. They're tiring out literally their best batsman.
>>64422725
Well they need to fit in those quotas somehow
Amla picks himself but the other three are literally only playing (Piedt might play for Rabada) because of muh racial quotas
Got a email from Santa Claus today
>>64422739
been naughty or nice?
>>64421373
His production company is; Gruen planet et al
()"""() ,*
( 'o' ) ,***
=(,,)=("')<-*** (""),,,("") "** Roses 4 u... MERRY CHRISTMAS to U...
Merry Christmas pals
>>64422751
It was about great deals on sale now at Bunnings
>>64422783
t. Alberto Barbosa
was Gilly the only batsman who could stay GOAT while keeping?
Sanga and ABDV were great batsmen, but only when they stopped keeping. The same goes for MemeCullum, but to a lesser extent
>>64422738
Amla probably doesn't count to the quota since he's curry
>>64422738
That just fucking pisses me off. Malaysia has a bit of institutional racism in the cricket system as well.
>>64422882
Kamran Akmal was unironically the best wk batsman to have ever played the game.
Autosage wtf
>>64422738
Quotas are fucking dumb in any sport, especially South African cricket which is LITERALLY only played by the white, private school kids
They're just shooting themselves in the foot over something that's inherently racist to appear accepting or some shit.
>>64422908
Aren't curries treated like shit over there, or am I getting confused with something else
>>64422942
The national team consists of mainly ethnic Malays even though they're quite shit tbqh. Curries aren't treated badly but there's a clear bias towards Malays. I think you're getting confused with some other country. I'm not Malaysian so I can't qualify for the national team anyways but apparently I was very close to getting a call up to the KL u-19 squad.
>>64414269
>south africas reserves v england
So it was a intranational match
>>64423002
This chick keeps on showing up on my newsfeed. My mum saw it the other day and thought I was watching porn
How would Miss Fisher go in sack? Might be a bit frigid, I reckon.
Can the cricket hurry up and start ffs, just kill me
>>64423024
Going to be a comfy 32 in Perth tomorrow
I can't wait, normally it's 40+ on Christmas
Melbournians on intelligent, muscular and attractive watch
>>64423086
t. Shane Warne
Hey why are americans so obsessed with gay sex?
>>64422808
>>64420565
>>64423103
t. Shane Warne
just bought a new box lads
went for the largest size and winked at the qt at the counter when she scanned it. rate my moves
>>64423097
>>64423103
>>64423113
Fuck off autist
>>64423113
t. Mark Warne
>>64423123
t. New South Welshman
>>64423056
>LE WEATHER
>ITS SO HOT XD XD
Go back to fucking normiebook. It gets hot in summer if you haven't fucking noticed all your life
>>64423126
t. Mark Taylor
>>64423124
aka the Avenue of Apprehension
>>64423141
i think you mean the Corridor of Carnage
>>64423124
I can message her if you like and ask
>>64423136
t. Mark Waugh
>boxing day
>there isn't any boxing
>>64423150
We've all got our separate problems
>>64423123
t. Stuart MacGill
>>64423134
>normiebook
Fuck off back to /r9k/ if you get triggered by casual conversation you pathetic autist
>>64423175
>getting this mad at a bit of cheeky banter
>>64423179
Someone should message Holly about this posting about her
>There is also evidence to suggest the BBL has had a marked impact on junior participation levels which are up from 651,000 in 2010 (before the domestic T20 competition was relaunched) to more than 1.2 million.
>Female participation has also risen in that time from 87,000 to 290,000 and initial ratings for the fledgling WBBL have also exceeded expectations.
This WILL trigger daniel.
http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/sport/cricket/big-bash-league-canberra-off-radar-in-expansion-plans/story-fn6w5t7q-1227684624929
>>64423134
Freshie detected
Normiebook users in general make posts loving the hot weather.
>GREAT BEACH WEATHER XDXD
>STRAYAN CHRISTMAS IS BEST XDXD
And then when it rains or is very cold in winter
>CAN'T WAIT TIL SUMMER :((((((
>WHEN WILL THIS RAIN END? :((((((
>>64423181
>I-I-I-I-I'M JUST PRETENDING TO BE RETARDED
do the girls wear boxes, lads?
"""""""Ross The Sweepologist""""""""
Just saw the new Star Wars finally
Ask me anything
>>64423200
no but I knew a lot of Chads and slutty normie girls in high school who took pity on me and added me, so I am well aware of how normies post
any WBBL on lads?
any Holly la?
>>64423189
Australia seems to be the only country with a meme league that are actually using it properly.
>>64423199
hi daniel
>>64423214
Not today lad
Christmas Eve is a sacred day in Australia and it's taboo to play any cricket on it
>>64423211
t. goose
>>64423203
>>64423207
why did you post this twice?
>>64423214
its on the weekends, broadcast before the main BBL games
Holly was on last weekend so I doubt she'll be back for awhile.
But the Thunder have some qt3.14's
>>64423225
there will "literally" be BBL on Christmas Day next year
And next years Boxing Day Test will be against the might of Pakistan (note: they lost to Zimbabwe the last time they played outside of Asia)
"Test" ""cricket"" on literal suicide watch
>>64423230
>she is literally 16
added some more ayy-league poorious damage control
>New Zealand's cricket team are UNIRONICALLY playing an ODI on Boxing day
kek
KEK
K-E-K
>>64423241
>you will never field on her deep fine leg
>>64423256
post the rest of them lad
Fact: anyone who unironically watches wogball in Australia is a cunt
Wow, this guy on here is furious for some reason, literally can't stop saying 'autist'
>>64423259
>>64423273
the funny thing is soccer has a decent following here, just not the gay-peegue
who the fuck wants to watch that when you can watch the yuro competitions where all the talent actually is?
>>64423279
>>64423298
>>64423286
first day in /cric/?
>>64423315
Anyone into redheads?
desu
>>64423290
It's just causal bandwagoning. None of them follow the sport, they just pretend to so they can stand out
>>64423315
is that herpes simplex?
>>64423341
the entire sport is built on bandwagoning
>>64423327
>>64423354
>>64423369
webm doesn't work lad
Hi, newcomers to /cric/! It seems you have stumbled upon our nifty old sport.
You're probably wondering: what the hell are these guys in whites doing? Why are they playing with a paddle? Is this a new meme? But did you know that cricket has been played for over 200 years? Wow! That's really something. Here's something that might help you understand the game more:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laws_for_Big_Strong_Americans
And while you're here, it's best if we introduce you to some of /cric/'s finest memes so you don't feel left out :) Here are a few of the classics:
>Is David Warner related to Shane Warner?
Referring to 2 famous Australian cricketers, this is a humorous play on words of current Australian batsman David Warner and Australian spin legend Shane Warne (spin is a form of bowling that you'll come to know and love).
The similar personalities of the two players also makes this amusing, as it's likely that they are probably related!
>Will Smith score a century?
Another delightful play on words. Here we're referring to current Australian captain Steven Smith, and the question is whether he'll score a century. However, this question is always answered with "Will Smith is an actor m8", a reference to popular African-American actor Will Smith, someone I'm sure you're familiar with!
>Daniel
Daniel is a cricket fan from New Zealand well known for his idiosyncrasies, such as his worship of progressive rock, the English County Championship and infatuation with average Slavic girls (surely a step down from the babes you have in Europe or America, haha).
It is common to reply to New Zealander posts with "hi daniel", as a reference to /cric/'s most popular Kiwi.
>Holly or Ellyse?
This is an ongoing debate as to who is the better looking female cricketer: Australia's Holly Ferling and Ellyse Perry (who represents Australia in both cricket and soccer - wow!)
There's so much more in /cric/ to offer! Stick around!
>dinner_with_the_Warners.webm
Reminder that both Bangladesh and New Zealand will have better cricket teams than South Africa in 10 years.
>>64423389
Screencaped for 2025
>future test captain of australia
>>64423414
>>64423389
What's happening in South Africa anyway? I've heard about a white exodus or some shit
>>64423436
>this will never be you
Why live
>>64423436
t. Matty B
>>64423425
that one is my favourite
What are you lads doing for Christmas?
>>64423465
>>64423487
>>64423428
>I've heard about a white exodus or some shit
Only for the past 15 years or so lad
Their B team got literally destroyed by an England team that didn't have Anderson. Apart from ABDV, Steyn, Amla etc, the younger crop are nothing special and there's not a lot of young talent coming through the ranks.
Part of this is the racial quotas, which is an easy stopgap to force diversity, but what it's done is neglect growth at the grassroots to get blacks genuinely involved in cricket. And now with the quotas, a lot of the white players are leaving for England to get Kolpak contracts, or coming to New Zealand.
They could literally be going down the Windies route if they don't get their shit together. Test cricket is going to be Big3winslol within 10 years.
lads, guess what
>>64423585
you got an email?
>>64423592
Yeah, from Google
>>64423585
>>64422712
how?
>>64423600
what about
>>64423585
Turn your toaster on its side
How do i make friends? Should i even bother?
>>64423648
>Should i even bother?
Yeah, friends are worth having for the small amount of effort it takes to keep them
>>64423636
Just telling me that I can save 75% on any movie rental on the Google play store
>>64423606
how do I join the group?
ellyse>holly
>>64423683
omg she is literally perfect
>>64423683
Her stock just went down at least 90 percent
>>64423683
>>64423700
>Ellyse literally married some shitskin rugby fag
>>64423700
This is a real couple
>>64423729
I'm better than him
>>64423737
t. Matty B
can someone please tell me how to join the bbl group, I only have an option to create my own
Why do shit lankans like nandos so much lads?
Every time I go there, they're everywhere
>>64423757
you cunts don't know do you?? is that why no fucker is answering me
Can I be added to the /cric/ collage lads?
>>64423829
that is one busted up horse face holy fuck!
please post cric collage as I haven't seen it
>>64423829
Too good looking for that lad
>>64423842
do NOT spoonfeed this freshcunt
>>64423852
youd be rather surprised actually, I just haven't been on /sp/ for a long time
>>64423842
Fuck off back to r/cricket mate
or is it just the 'faces of au/sp/' collage?
in that case I'm already in it
>>64423865
so you're ridgeway or connie then
>>64423870
yes
Spare a (You) lads?
>>64423718
>>64423327
Fug
>>64423841
who dat?
>Smelbourne
>>64423967
m8...
can you bogan chinks stop posting cp?
fuck off
>>64423290
KEK, A league actually out rates the Premier League on Foxtel.
OFFICIAL "SPORTS TO WATCH AS A BIG STRONG AUSTRALIAN" POWER RANKINGS
1. Test cricket
POWER GAP
2. ODI cricket
3. AFL
4. NRL
POWER GAP
10. Sheffield Shield
POWER GAP
20. Netball
21. WBBL
22. BBL
23. Tennis
POWER GAP
100. Thugby Yawnion
POWER GAP
999999. A League
1000000. Wogball in general
Reminder this is an objective ranking and cannot be debated.
Reminder although (You) may believe League to be better than AFL, it's trumped by the fact that Aussie Rules is an entirely homegrown sport and larger in popularity, and is therefore ""more Australian""
>>64423465
jesus christ, is that his bell-end in the foreground?
>>64423822
>>64423757
cunts........ please
>>64424087
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...
>>64424094
so in other words you don't know and just reach for some stale old pasta that's misdirected at me anyhow
>>64424068
>>64424062
field hockey should be in there above A-league IMO
>>64423729
>plastic cups
kek
KEK
lads, You'll never guess what just happened...
>>64424139
You just got your arsehole fingered by an older male family member and sorta enjoyed it?
>>64424145
Wrong
>>64424151
You got a telegram?
>>64424151
you opened one of your Christmas presents early and it was a book from your parents called "our gay son and other dissapointments"?
>>64424151
You spotted Holly at the pub?
Enjoy your next 3 hours sperging in the corner trying to gather enough spaghetti to stammer "h-h-hello"
>>64424161
>opening christmas presents early
if you do this consider suicide
Hey /cricket/
>>64424087
Group id is 284177. Figure out yourself how to join it.
AB on taking the trash out watch
>>64424139
You found your anal g-spot? Its nice isn't it
webm time pals
>>64424151
You gonna tell us?
>>64424187
most of mine are pretty common
>>64424179
yeah it just keeps creating a new one, there seems to be no 'join" option
>>64424194
I got an email
>>64424202
You've literally been trying to join the group for 2 hours. KEK you retard
>>64424207
from who?
>>64424207
bunnings?
>>64424215
>>64424216
Was just spam
>>64424222
Viagra or Nigerian prince?
just imagine; in 48 hours we'll have our memes back.
Brett Lee on being asked whether he wanted to come back for another year of Big Bash
>Harvey Norman mate ... no interest
>>64424231
I'll be waiting in my room till then
>>64424211
I just want to play
>>64424225
Neither, I was lying
is warney the most famous australian of all time?
>>64424234
I don't get it
Lads holy fuck you won't guess what I found
A literal transcription of a text conversation I had in year 11 with this chick who was """"in love"""" with me, but was in reality fucking insane
>>64424245
Harvey Norman Wagon Wheel
I get to be the only one at Christmas lunch tomorrow who still live with my mum at 35 years old, should be an enjoyable afternoon
>>64424251
post it now daniel
>>64424241
Don't think so, probably this guy
>>64424252
Still not getting it
>>64424253
when are you going to end "yourself"?
>>64424254
Alrighty
Bit of background, I met this girl through another girl called Amy (referenced in this) for about an hour, never really spoke to her. Two days later I get word that she is "in love" with me despite having literally never met me. Bear in mind that this is right in the fucking centre of my long hair + atheism phase, so naturally I didn't believe her whatsoever. After texting her for an hour or so I realised she was insane, but she literally never stopped texting me. This picks up about four months after I met her.
I also then moved to Auckland without telling her, this was around the time of the earthquake.
7 June 2011
13:30
>Pippa - Daniel im on the ground right now with a ring will you marry me
>Me - No youʼre not.
>Pippa - Im not joking i am kneeing on the ground with a ring
>Me - Ok. Why are you telling me this?
>Pippa - Just telling
13:40
>Pippa - You didnt anwser my Q and what does redrum spell backwords
17:15
>Pippa - Its very rude to not reply to someone thats asking you a Q
8 June 2011
7:51
>Pippa - You still haveʼt answered my Qʼs daniel
22:05
>Pippa - Oh and by the way youʼer making yourself look like an idiot trying to make me look like one and its just going to turn around and but you on the ass!!
>Me - *youʼre
>Pippa - Firstly i do not care about my spelling and secondly remember last week when amy was on my facebook and you kept dening it and other times before that and thirdly my spelling is getting better
>Me - Firstly, no it isnʼt, itʼs still dreadful. And secondly, that was called using past knowledge to make an assumption, a skill you use often in algebra. But I donʼt suppose youʼve got to that level yet.
>Pippa - And i do not give a shit about my spelling
>Me - Well you should. Not caring shows that you have low self-esteem and will probably ʻnot give a shitʼ about anything and you will end up at the bottom of society.
>Pippa - Thanks mr hay
Continuing, it's p long
>>64424253
>forced to air out the dirty laundry of extended family members from both sides over the past few years at gatherings
>little to no contact from anyone apart from my aunty who thinks of me as her son considering all 3 of her kids are unstable dropkicks
Haven't had a family Christmas in about 4 years. Feels great not spending money on people I don't see all year. This will be the third year running I'll be going to my best m8s family gathering.
>>64424281
you should have rooted her m8, she seemed keen
>>64424281
22:30
>Pippa - Anyway did you watch doctor who on saterday night
9 June 2011
20:58
>Pippa - Hi Mr Hay whats my next leason...
10 June 2011
17:31
>Pippa - Hi daniel :(
22:49
>Pippa - Hi daniel i think daniel mole has his eyes on amy just to let you know
11 June 2011
22:01
>Me - Seriously, fuck off and stop stalking me. You added my brother on facebook AND liked my cousinʼs bandpage?
>Pippa - go suck a heghoge coz im not going to unless you do something for me!!!
>Me - Firstly, Amy came up with that phrase first, that is called plagiarism. Secondly, ok fine what is it?
>Pippa - your going to like it
>Me - *youʼre. And no, I wonʼt.
>Pippa - Make out with me and i will unfriend your brother
>Me - Lol no.
>Pippa - Then i wont unfriend him simple as that
>Me - I donʼt care. Why the fuck would I? I just wanted to know what you wanted.
>Pippa - Fine and go suck a porkyipine
>Me - If you hate me so much why are you like in love with me?
>Pippa - These a saying if you are mean to someone they could like you
>Me - Thatʼs not a saying, you just made that up.
>Pippa - No i didnt
>Me - Yes you did.
>Pippa - No i didnt and im not retared
22:37
>Pippa - And at leased my fringe doesnt cover my eyes so i cant see whats in front of me and yea i may not be as smart as you but when it comes to people im quite good
>Me - Ok, whatʼs in front of me then?
>Pippa - Youʼre life and read what kilday said on facebook about being incredibly arrogant
>Me - This isnʼt about arrogance? I doubt you even know what that means.
>Pippa - Im not as stupid as you think daniel
>Me - Yes, yes you are.
>Pippa - Fine then be a jerk
>Me - Which brings us back my question of why do you like me?
>Pippa - I just do
>Me - Which brings us back to my point of you being retarded.
>Pippa - Ok i like you coz i can be myself around you and i like youʼre hair etc
anyone up for some karaoke?
>>64424289
must be nice to have a girl like you senpai
>>64424289
>that is called plagiarism
Top kek
>>64424291
sure. What song?
>>64424305
up to you mate what's your go to song?
>>64424289
>Me - Well who the fuck else are you going to be?
>Pippa - I meant act normal not be myself
>Me - Define normal.
>Pippa - Not being all stupid and shy etc
>Me - So by that definition, I should like every girl I meet?
>Pippa - What do you mean and im sliting my wrists at the same time as talking to you
>Me - No youʼre not. Stop lying. It makes you look like an idiot.
>Pippa - Ok then i would rather tell you in person oh wait thats never going to happen is it Me - No.
>Pippa - Im sliting my wrists and listning to knifes and pens.
>Me - No youʼre not.
>Pippa - Yes i am. It feels good
>Me - Well now I know youʼre not doing it, even the ones who do commit self harm knows it hurts.
>Pippa - Well they cant feel it i can it stings
>Me - Seriously stop lying.
>Pippa - Im not lying daniel i am :X
23:24
>Pippa - Anyway have you heArd the new goss bout who mole likes.
>Me - Yes. YOU told me, and when I asked him he said “fuck Pippa is weird”.
>Pippa - Ok ill stop lying
12 June 2011
13:12
>Pippa - Hi daniel sorry about last night i like talking to you even though you piss me of
13:46
>Pippa - daniel im not myself at the moment and i would like to tell you how i feel about you but i have to do that in person not through txt x :(
21:58
>Pippa: My love sonnet
>I hate the way you talk to me
>And the way you stare
>I hate the way you comment on my spelling
>I hate the way you do youʼre hair
>I hate youʼre bad scence of stile
>I hate the way you like to smile and the way you think im so dumb
>I hate it when you dont reply to my txts
>I hate the way you piss me off
>And the way you dont apresheate my feelings
>Even worse when you make me cry
>I hate it when i cant see you
>And the fact that you didnt tell me you moved
>But mostly i hate the way i dont hate you;
>Not even close, not even a little bit,
>Not even at all
>Xoxo:(
That last poem she accidentally sent to another guy called daniel first as well lmao and he showed tons of people
Fuck 2011 was classic
>>64424289
>i'm not as stupid as you think
>yes you are
edgy daniel was based
