GET IN HERE BROS
By CONMEBOL ranking:
River Plate (2), Boca Juniors (1), Peñarol (3), Nacional (5), Olimpia (7), Corinthians (9), Atlético Mineiro (13) y San Lorenzo (14)
Copón 2: Gremio (16), Emelec (18), Cerro Porteño (19), Atlético Nacional (20), Bolívar (21), Colo Colo (24), Palmeiras (31) y The Strongest (33).
Copón 3: Liga de Quito (34), Sporting Cristal (38), Deportivo Cali (44), Deportivo Táchira (49), Rosario Central (71), Melgar (108), Cobresal (123) y Trujillanos (175).
Primera fase:
São Paulo (BRA), Universidad de Chile (CHI), Independiente Santa Fé (COL), Guarany (PAR), Caracas (VEN) y Racing (ARG).
Oriente Petrolero (BOL), Huracán (ARG), Independiente Del Valle (EQU), River Plate (URU), Universidad César Vallejo (PER) y Pueblas (MEX).
where 2 watch
>JR Carrasco coaching a team in Libertadores again
The potential for memes is infinite
Welp I made a thread but didn't see this one, sorry!
>>64406393
OP is stupid and typed the subject in the name field, your thread is better.
>tfw no baldy Infantino to pick the hot and cold balls and match up Boca and River in quarter finals
Forlan will have to do this time, better hope he doesn't mess it up or Tinelli will get him killed
>>64406573
Fortlan is done.
>>64406633
Yeah so?
>>64406573
>Forlan
>>64406661
He's picking the balls at the draw Joao
>Alina Moine.
muh dick
zzzronc
this shit aint starting for the next two hours
get ready for a lot of musical "attractions" no one cares about
http://brasiltvs.com/players/TMB.php?canal=foxsportsbrasil&nome=FOXSPORTS&prog=FSP
poopy quality stream here
better quality stream here, but with translated with the awful carioca accent
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgI0_uziBgY
jesus christ what is that bullshit
they picked some prestigious irrelevance to homage, just draw the thing
>dumb dumbs thinking this shit will start any soon
lul
get ready for two music breaks and four more honorable mention to the bolivian federation president from 1964
Huebros, who's the strongest BR team atm?
>>64406913
you already posted that, senpai, thanks.
no need to repeat yourself, just go about your stuff and fuck off.
Hoping Corinthians gets BTFO just so that guy who reminds daily that hating corinthians is a disease gets also BTFO
>>64406934
The Brazilian Champions, duh.
>>64406934
Tite F.C.
>>64406951
someone's upset
maybe i'll need to remind you again how dumb you are for thinking this will start any soon. it won't
happy?
>>64406972
hurr, you're upset.
Yea, it was me telling people what they should be watching or doing with their time twice, and 2 posts apart.
You don't need to remind anyone, the thread has 21 posts and your post was still visible.
Just accept that nobody cared about what you said.
>>64406934
Corinthians. But its Libertadores, so whatever
>>64406934
This year corinthians. But they are selling players, so we got to see next year
>wow you classified a lot of times in a shitty championship congratulations Nacional lets bore everyone else with a shitty video !!!!!
>>64406836
thanks brah
>>64407003
This
>>64406959
That's an exaggeration, I'm not here daily.
>>64407002
Why are you so mad? It's not starting any sooner, naïve boy. How many times do i have to tell you this? Don't worry i will because it makes you so buttblasted when i do
Where are the argies?
>tfw no Cruzeiro so i can watch De Arrascameme
>>64407033
>>64407002
>>64406972
>>64406951
get a room, homos
>>64407057
Don't worry you're not missing much
>>64407040
River fans are mad and boca fans don't care cause they think they will win in any group because of tevez. don't know about san lorenzo tho
>>64407033
>why are you mad
>naive boy
>buttblasted
>don't worry
that's a lot for a single post.
you should use your condescending tone more sparingly, you slob.
>>64407057
He's shit
>>64407040
being poor somewhere else
>>64407026
hahaha, i knew you'd probably be around here. i'm not too but i've seen your hating corinthians is a disease meme a lot.
>>64407064
>>64407081
But we're missing out on all the possible memes, don't know how they haven't sold his shitty ass to Oporto or Benfica to scam those dirty poortuniggers.
>>64407108
poortugal is too busy buying shitty bahia players like talisca and bruno paulista now
>Puebla
>Puebla
>fucking PUEBLA
How can we go from Tigres to fucking Puebla? They are basically the Southampton of the league, they spend more time fighting to not be relegated than being a title contender, and are here only because they won the Meme Mouse cup by a fluke.
>>64407127
kek
>>64407142
>we
>>64405676
Who /San Lorenzo/ here?
>>64407142
lol this happens bro, Chapecoense was in sulamericana this year... did you ever hear about Chapecoense? kek
>>64407169
There are plenty of new teams playing both cups lately.
>>64407167
>Supermarket FC
What are you doing in the US Tinelli?
>>64405676
>River Plate (URU)
Uruguay has a team called river plate too??
Didn't know that..
>>64407142
we have shit like palmeiras playing thanks to the mickey mouse cup too
>>64407212
This
>>64407193
Yes, true.
oh, and tell suarez to take easy on us next year pls m8
This is boring
>the last time I'll see Guerron as a Tigres player is in this shit
I'll miss you, you glorious angry negro
>>64407208
I present you JR Carrasco, River's coach aka the original tiki taka meme coach.
If you manage to understand half the shit he says in the video you'll laugh your ass out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqJsDTnoN_Q
Glad we can all agreed that Grêmio will win this.
>Sport Club Internacional reportedly offered itself to fill the 4th libertadores slot after Corinthians ex-president, Andrés Sanchez said they'd leave the competition if the prize money and match compensations did not rise.
How much of a tiny club one needs to be to do that? That's literally 0 dignity.
They should be backing Corinthians on this, instead of being first on the line to receive the crumbs CONMEBOL gives to clubs.
Everyone wins with that, not only Corinthians.
>>64407312
>we can all agreed
>>64407309
Holy shit that cow analogy had me in tears
>>64407312
ROGER
O
G
E
R
>>64407337
To this day i still don't know how they didn't laugh their asses out in front of him.
Here's another one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZlfW6tt9Js
>>64407309
Carrasco is based as fuck. All his teams have the same problem: no defense. Just put someone else to work the defense and leave the offense to him.
>>64407312
>we can all agreed
End your miserable life.
>>64407309
He's the Vanderlei Luxemburgo of Uruguay
>>64407309
kek, he made a whole novel about it.
el coro de la pelota viene de la vaca porque la pelota es feminina, lo zapato es masculino, entonce vienes de el toro..
lol
goddammit
To be honest I don't even need to watch that draw
I already know who wins the competition, I'm only curious to know whether it will be with some thrilling emotions or not.
>>64407424
When will you learn that whenever the skunks are hyped up to win it, they shit the bed in epic fashion?
>>64407368
Just for respect I think.. but look the look on their faces lol
>1 hour of shit later
Luckily theres Aline to watch
>>64407424
>that prisoner uniform
>>64407435
That's why we are sold our best player to china, family, to tone down the hype.
We'll win it nonetheless.
>>64407382
This
Fucking finally
That's the home of the future 2016 Libertadores winner.
Beautiful, isn't it?
We are still paying, but it's ours.
lol, conmebol literally made up some shit criteria to place argies up
>still sucking forlan's dick
jesus christ
>>64407549
You downloaded the wrong pic my friend Thiago
Just give us the title already
>All the south american FA presidents are watching this shit from some prison cell in New York
After all these years Grondona had to die right before they all got jailed, ironic desu.
Corinthianos are such cancer.
>>64406934
palmeiras
How is the current meme status of memeciudad the chilly?
Next year in 1st semester we're gonna have Libertadores and Copa America Centenario
:)
History will repeat itself, lads.
>>64407651
Jadson is not in corinthians anymore
>Nacional and Peñarol are group leaders
Conmebol is a fucking joke
Is there a worse language than spanish?
This rubia sounds like a damned old woman.
hey guys
FUCK
>>64407737
>calling the most similar language to ours bad
>>64407765
dogspeak sounds more like portuguese than spanish, thank god
>>64407747
Hey, you're the 1st argie here tonight
>>64407754
just bully them palmeirenses in their home, senpai
they'll flop in the away match
>Grêmio and San Lorenzo again
oh fuck off
>A nike ball right in front of the bowl
When did the corrupt faggots at conmebol sign a contract with the gringos?
>>64407780
all the romantic languages are very similar ... and spanish is the closest to ours
>corinthians drawed against it's most prestigious costumer
chau porteño
(it's in the bag lads)
SAN LORENZO AND LDU
FUCK MY LIFE
>>64407824
in written form, maybe
in pronunciation and overall sounding no
>>64407850
san lorezno was not very good this year
Idk why I'm watching this
LES CUBRO DE SAL Y LES COCINO COMO UN PESCADO
COBRESAL, HE
(It'll be easy, lads)
>>64407850
San Lolenzo is shit nigga
>Corinthians group
>>64407854
Still, is the one we can understand better without knowing..even listening
São Paulo, River, Vallejo and Penarol will be playing each other.
We are the chilenas bros? |Can anyone tell me about Cobresal?
How did your team do lads?
Jesus, Toluca is fucked. Pumas got a way easier group.
>>64407887
>Grêmio vs Argies
m8 we suck
>>64407934
How was Toluca's year, Juan?
>>64407928
Great desu negro.
Enjoy that trip to Argentina kek.
>club from argentina
>LDU playing from 139883483 meters above the sea
>Fucking Mexico
I'VE BECOME SO NUMB
>>64407957
Since Cardozo took over they have been constantly in the top 4, but always collapse at the very end. They could finish 2nd in the group at most.
>>64407928
>nacional
>rosario
>probably u. chile
Despar but also an erecton.
>>64407961
Toluca is also at 139883483 meters above the sea
>>64407928
No opposition, literally.
Santa Fe is the toughest one, and they're weak.
Bart Simpson pictures when?
It's in the bag, lads.
>>64407961
remember those faggots from LDU only win in their shit stadium because they're like 3000 meters above the sea.... outside Quito are walking memes.
>palmeiras
Olimpia champions confirmed
>>64408271
I like them tbqh
>>64408286
>mfw
>>64408350
>Cevallos pk goalkeeping...
Incredible that motherfucker who made LDU champion is the president of my club BSC.
Now i understand why all those BR anons say corintianos are cancer.
>>64407661
and that's great m8... that means no more Fox Sports team as champion
Which cheeky team will kek Corinthians of its title?
Friendly reminder that hating Corinthians is a mental disease.
If you start showing symptoms you should seek professional help and separate yourself from the mentally sick as soon as possible to ensure full recovery.
>>64408587
I'll go with...........Sporting Cristal
>>64407928
My team didn't even qualify to libertadores.
See you at the sudamericana.
Con/moe/bol
>>64408867
BSC ?
Final:
Corinthians x Atlético-MG
Boca only shall be strong again in 2019 (when Macri shall try reelection)
Rip memeloa
>>64409762
there can't be a final between clubs of the same country, retard.
If the 5 BR clubs go to quarter finals, a BR final is possible.
>>64409876
you're right
>>64409829
you're too hasty
So, what the fuck is a "Melgar"?
>>64410149
https://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mariano_Melgar
So, what the fuck is a "River Plate"?
>Trujillanos
Literally who
>>64410986
One of Venezuela's top 3 teams
>>64407142
All 3 Mexican teams got cucked. Puebla is practically eliminated already. Toluca is in the toughest group. Maybe Pumas have a chance since a Venezuelan team is in their group (6 free points), but it's not going to be pretty.
>>64407167
El papa es argentino che
Our teams are going to get anally rape so bad. But thats ok, as long the NT does good.
>>64411362
Sampaoli is going to quit soon
>>64411327
We always send shit teams yet somehow make the final from time to time. A cheeky bet having toluca get to semifinals wouldnt be too risky.
>>64411369
thanks, friend. it was general the thought that he'd stay there forever.
