>"winter break"
>their athletes actually stop playing because it's too cold
>they will never experience Boxing Day football
Will JFs ever learn?
Kill yourself
>oh n-no it's t-too cold juan I can't p-play football :((((((
ABSOLUTELY PATHETIC
>tfw messi could never do it on a cold boxing day in stoke
>Boxing Day football
What games are on the telly lads?
>>64400421
read that in a JF accent
>wanting International success
>not wanting a winter break
>van laal
>>64400486
Liverpool vs Leicster la
>british """humor"""
>>64400344
>thinking the winter break is good
england will never win an international tournament because of no winter break
>>64400806
You done goofed germany
>>64400810
Yeah, that's the reason, not the fact they're shit and 20 years behind tactically.
Spaz, stop parroting the media.
>>64400486
>even knowing what "boxing day" is
move back to england
>mfw """progressives""" want a winter break for england
>>64400836
it's one of the reasons no doubt about it
>>64400890
was it when we boxed your ears and stole half your country
>>64400937
or when we boxed their ears and stole all their potatoes
>>64400931
It makes no difference because the other leagues either finish later or have fewer games we could finish in April if we got rid of the league cup
>>64400976
the players are burnt out after the new year, it happens every single fucking season
our winter break is the break between seasons.
>>64400937
>>64400971
>boxing day
>>64402100
>black friday
>if we had a winter break we'd win the world cup
>tf
>tt
Doesn't England shut down for weeks of they get an inch of snow?
>>64400976
>what is rest?
>Americans call Boxing Day, "Dicker Day"
>>64400971
>>64400937
No ass land btfo
>>64402913
>Dicker Day
boxing day is top based desu, nothing better than stuffing yourself then watching vardy shit on lavorpeel
>>64403045
good lad
>>64402107
>americans literally have a day dedicated to mandingo parties
>>64404068
Close. It's a day dedicated to people who are hopelessly cucked by corporations.
Why do you have a holiday dedicated to boxes?
is england the type of country where one snowflake causes everything to shut down
Why doesn't EPL have a playoff system? Fucking college football tier bullshit
>>64404260
The Champions League is all that but even better.
>>64404260
Because we have sensible methods of deciding champions
>>64404260
The FA cup is there for that.
>>64404163
The queen loves her presents
>>64400344
There's a Russian Premier League club in this town. An African or South American player would literally fucking die if they had to play football there in the middle of January. You don't even know real winter, jackass.
>>64404163
>Not liking to smash some pussy
You gay, bro?
>>64404294
>Even better
>Playoffs happen an offseason after the teams qualify
>Teams can get significantly worse in that time
>his country stops playing if it starts snowing
>>64404260
it makes the refball much more obvious. if your team gets 2 bullshit penalties against them match week 3 against man u and lose 2-1 it's easier to swallow then the same thing happening in a playoff situation
i've followed the premier league for 5 years now and it was noticeable that the ref bullshit has calmed down. pumping the most expensive clubs into the CL with blatantly missed offsides and bullshit dives doesn't get you anywhere in europe. this is why man u is a disaster this year and leicester is raping face, they finally realized european success outweighs Man U winning the title again and people buying Random Brazilian Nigger #381917 jerseys.
>>64404358
Leicester is up because they played against shit teams. They still haven't beat Man City, Arsenal, Liverpool, Man U, Tottenham.
>>64404454
Why can't the other teams beat the lower ones like Leicester can?
Man City would never have won their first title if Man U had beaten Wigan
>>64404454
Must be the only team to ever go 17 matches playing only shit teams desu, should win the league just for convincing the league to change the rules for them
>>64404260
Why Americans aren't allowed opinions on football:The post
>>64404454
>>Liverpoo
>Not a shit team
>>64404589
They're kind of in a transition stage aren't they?
>>64404604
For the past 23 years
Why doesn't England just have a winter break for a couple weeks in January? It's colder then, and you could still keep MUH BOXING DAY TRADITION.
>their country stops playing if it starts snowing
>>64404581
>Literally can't think of a reason but to have a 4 team knockout
>>64404774
>play a whole season
>nah, fuck it let's play more games
Stupid idea
>>64404807
Would give smaller teams a better shot
>>64404807
>and man city beats west brom to win the title!
wow exciting
>>64404827
Nah, would give bigger sides an easier chance, can fuck about most of the season without harming chance of winning the title
>>64404835
That's because American sports follow a rising pattern of excitement. The only reason people care about the NFL before the playoffs is because they only play >16 games (lmao). You can tell most people don't give a shit about the NFL, NHL, MLB regular season games.
In leagues like the EPL all matches are more or less exciting, because a match at the beginning of the season can have an impact at the end.
And beating a midtable team to win the title is not always boring like you're implying.
That's not even considering the FA (in England) and the CL/EL.
Yuro football is exciting no matter what you say
>>64404906
>NFL, NHL, MLB
I meant to say NBA not NFL.
But seriously how can you tolerate 16 games per year?
>>64404906
>you can tell most people don't give a shit about the NFL regular season games.
You should look up the ratings
>>64404331
Underrated post. Nice one, green.
>>64404906
I watched like 90% of my baseball team's games this year. I didn't think I had it in me
>tfw every Epl game is televised in the US
>tfw snow expected on the 26th
>>64400478
>tfwywn see this match
Feels bad lad
>When that nigga takes the negative sum so they can "get back to the team" and the team agree that it's better to have more people in the final chase but they're SEETHING inside
>>64405907
Fuck. That. Guy. Get that weak shit out of here.
>tfw he turns out to be so stupid he gets caught even with the massive advantage
>>64405470
>having to wake up at 10am to watch games
not comfy
How has nobody mentioned that football players are people too? They also like to spend Christmas with their families
>>64405960
try 4:30am for a derbys
>>64405934
>It's a "dumb scouse slag guesses her way back to the team but who lost -2000 getting back" episode
The worst.
>>64404355
I don't think there's anything comfier than watching sports being played on a snow day
>>64406002
>it's a 'chaser obviously intentionally fucks up in the final chase to let a nice team win' episode
Basically 50% of the charity episodes.
One of the things that makes winter so great is the abundance of football.
also
>its a Vixen episode
>>64406057
Literally the worst chaser. What does she even bring to the table?
>>64406074
I'm not one to cry MUH SJWS but I think they wanted another feisty female to balance things up a bit.
She's not popular, even my mum doesn't like her and my mum usually loves fat women on TV cause it makes her feel more normal.
>>64406088
Could have at least gotten someone who's a good quizzer.
>tfw one of your friends was on the Swiss Pointless, made it to the final then got 3 wrong answers
Took the piss out of him for the next week. Any time he asked a question someone answered with one of the pointless answers.
>>64406141
They have a Swiss pointless? Thats cool, do they have to record it in three languages or something?
Pointless > The Chase desu.
don't even try and deny it lads
Who /darkdestroyer/ here?
>>64406179
This
>tfw no more pointless threads
>>64406141
What was the questions?
>>64406179
Its a tough one, Pointless is great but its a little too easy sometimes and they spend far too long on one question. The Chase has a lot of questions and they're not always so easy, but its on ITV and I do feel like a Chav whenever I see the Aunt Bessies adverts. Both have great bants, but I'd say I prefer Alexander to Bradley.
As long as we agree that Tipping Point is a steaming turd...
>>64406174
Used to, it got cancelled. They didn't have the Alex Richard anti banter to make it good enough. It was originally in German, and I guess they subbed it for the other parts.
>>64406179
Yeah the Chase is shit. Questions are retarded like it'll go from "Complete the following phase "Chat Shit..."" to "What is the medical name for the this obscure bone that only 2% of all living humans possess" to "Who wrote the song "Hey Hey We're the Monkees"
>>64406210
They just had the one question. I think it was best selling artists of 2013.
>>64406222
Most of The Chase 'bants' I've seen is just Bradley laughing at a question that sounds rude
>>64406179
I miss Pointless threads and the obsessing whenever a qt girl was on
I also miss TMO threads. When is that back on tv?
>>64406276
Its the Chasers who have the bants really.
>>64406302
TMO?
>>64406332
Take Me Out
enjoy being losers and getting cucked by la liga every year britbrurkas
>>64406387
>even mexico is laughing at us
>>64406451
Mexico are the kid who taunts people from behind the safety of the bigger kid, but then later cries when you get them one on one and tickle them. Before telling on you to his friends and acting like he's hard again.
Literally not worth bothering about.
>>64406605
>when you get them one on one and tickle them.
>>64400344
Will an english team win the treble ever again?
>>64404355
>>64406682
Yes but not for a while. It'll be Man City in like 2020.
>>64404355
amazing
>>64404333
>not being able to survive average temperatures of -16C
>Forcing players to spend the holidays at work purely for your entertainment.
Literally no better than the romans who wanted gladiators. Have some regard for humaniy
>>64406729
And the worst part is the players aren't even paid that much :( it's a real tragedy.
>>64406729
Ramadan is many months away senpai
>>64406692
I thought that was from a movie.
>>64404355
It's a shame lad but unfortunately a ball doesn't roll very well in snow
>>64406741
Jason Kelce on the Eagles.
>>64406728
read his post, mike. he's talking about people who grew up near the equator, not himself
>>64404333
Пpиятнo этo cлышaть
>>64406676
>not tickling the wetback on the playground
>not kissing boys cheeks to grind up your banter level in preparation for secondary school
I swear blud
>>64400478
messi is already cold blooded
its the day of saint stephen you fucking step dad
>>64404774
> 03/04 season
> americuck playoff system introduced
> Arsenal go unbeaten in "regular" season
> beat Liverpool in 1st/4th game
> play Chelsea in EPLBowl or some shit
> Ranieri does le tinkerman memeing
> waynebridgelastminutegoalpt2.webm
> Team that was vastly superior over 38 games loses in one and loses it all
Literally what is the point of the previous 38 games then? Just play a knockout cup. Like we've been doing in England before you even invented handegg
>>64405960
> having to wake up at 12am on a Sunday when well hungover from cheeky nandos then a cheky spoons wiv da lads to watch my beloved Chelshit play the Yids
evenlesscomfy.png
>>64410256
oh, and the Championship playoffs are the best 5 games of the English football season, particularly if there's a derby in one of the semi-finals, like Norwich and Ipswich last season
> tfw yank cucks will never know the joy of promotion and despair of relegation
do futbol players play in the snow? do you guys have domes over the pond?
>>64406682
Mourinho will probably do it at United
>>64410354
We don't have snow during the day so even if there's been a lot of snow during the night most of it has melted away or has been cleared by the stadium staff
>johnny foreigners
I swear, briton english is the worse. it's literally grandpa speak
>>64410354
yes
>>64406179
They're both shit. I prefer the patrician choice of pic related.
>>64412465
>hipster taste
