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Hurricanes Vs Heat
Ayyy League on pooicide watch Edition
>Womens BBL national average audience (first two games): 216,500 (One HD)
>A-League: 78,000 (SBS2) and 62,000 (Fox Sports)
>>64396679
My sister's name is Holly so that's out of the question.
KEK, where did all the poo peelanders run away to?
Aww, did the big mean AusGODS bully you away again?
poorpetually pooper poorturbed poo peeland poofters on eternal literally poorius damage control and pooicide watch
Kings of Leon were the definitive band of 2008
Penelope is the BEST girl's name
Roberts to Souths lads
Poo Peeland Pty Ltd.
Got $50 on the Heat desu
Execute all muslims.
>>64396669
Most fucking bogan hat ever. GTFO FUCKING HOLLY THE WHORE
>>64396702
Detroit will beat them m8
>>64396702
>betting before Pooality Cuck has given his "poodiction"
kek
KEK
K E K
>>64396695
he was always going to Souths
that will be 2 elite abo backs Souths have cucked the Broncos out of now
>>64396669
Is that bridge in Brisbane? I quite like the look of it
>>64396709
t. Daniel
>>64396709
this post will upset daniel
>>64396719
Bloberts will get back on the petrol in redfern and flop
>named "heat"
>wear green
>>64396723
t. someone who has never left rural Western Australia
>>64396737
>implying old man Inglis and old man Mundine won't keep him on the straight and narrow
http://www.foxsports.com.au/nrl/nrl-premiership/nrl-former-bad-boy-arana-taumata-is-chasing-his-eighth-opportunity-at-an-nrl-club/story-fn2mcuj6-1227685826963
lads
>>64396725
SEEEEEETHING fucking casual detected
Daniel is obsessed with Holly. He is ONLY outdone by the threadcounter.
>>64396753
Yeah how fucking dare that pleb call me such names.
>>64396768
______ reporting in
>>64396778
how are Ivana and Chloe?
>>64396750
this cunt was never good
>>64396768
Rachael
>>64396782
>>64396768
>>64396782
Regina-Lee.
>>64396768
Palm
>>64396797
>he hasn't fell for le naturally talented coconut half meme
>>64396806
Based Rusty
do you think Roberts is coming m8?
>>64396814
>coconuts
>halves
literally the best half from the islands is Ben fucking Roberts
Got an email from JB-Hi-Fi today
Where's the best place to get pay day loans online lads?
Just going to use my mum's identification and pay her back when I win on the pokies tonight
Is Rashida Jones passable as white, or at least Mediterranean?
>>64396835
What about?
>>64396669
Wogs BTFO. Will they ever recover?
>>64396844
Just Nimble it and move on.
>>64396831
Does Shaun Johnson count as coconut?
>>64396844
They are all good. Depends really on who you bank with. If you're with the same bank as they are, the money is in your account within minutes of approval.
>>64396849
Just reminding me on the holiday specials
>>64396868
He's a chink
Is there any other team in sport other than the West Indies that people that opposing supporters have been depressed about how shit they are?
>>64396906
I think a lot of NFL fans find the Browns depressing
Rate me /cric/
Will the Sixers chink get a game this season?
>Those viewership figures
oh I am laffin
>>64396935
He should've signed with the stars
just got a call from space lab lads
>>64396768
Chloe
>>64396768
Hi Christian
>>64396935
if they ever have a dead rubber game, probably
Boxing day is almost sold out. Pretty surprised tbqh
>>64397022
More of a tradition thing than genuine interest in the match/series I'd say
love these games that go to the wire
had to beat them to get into the Shield final.
http://www.espncricinfo.com/newzealand/content/story/953959.html
KEK
McMeme LITERALLY announced his retirement because he wanted to win a home series and knew he was going to get PTFO by Australia
>>64397022
Never underestimate the casuals in Melbourne
>>64397124
>nude
>wearing undies
>>64397141
nude =/= naked
>>64397124
Looks good lad
>>64397124
bad news m8
>>64397124
Send me her number lad?
>>64397160
Why did you poorly shoop my gf into this pic, lad?
u jelly?
>>64396669
Tipping the Hurricanes in a "close" one.
>>64397177
$100 on brisbane
cheers lad
>>64397191
Calling her now lad
>>64397191
she hung up on me mate what's the go.
>>64397177
Any updates on the ex gf situation?
based kev
>>64397264
Solid bant
Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch
:(
>>64397297
Whats with the anus beads?
>>64397297
What the fuck is she doing lads!?!
>>64397337
Getting married by the looks of it you retard
it's fucking 43 C lads
>>64397337
the guy on the right
>>64397337
Holding some coconuts hand.
post /cric/ approved movies
Star Wars was pretty fucking good lads
>>64397443
Amazingly they found someone who looks just like cartoon Han from the Star Wars Holiday Special
>>64397423
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QMRiv9a7uI
>>64397468
wow, he's a shoe-in for Elliot: The Musical
Just done a big poo at a fancy restaurant lads
Just put 20 on the Heat
who /gong/ here?
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
GOATberra on based, elite, intelligent, sophisticated and relevant watch.
BASEDberra on GOAT watch. Every single other "state or territory" on suicide watch.
>Worst Australia
>LITERALLY beaten by the Incestmanians, Pajeets and Abos
kek
KEK
K E K
E
K E K
>>64397649
You think they can win without LeBron lad?
>>64397593
Did you shit on the handle :^)
>literally betting on the brisshit 'can't take any wickets' heat
Hey guys, I've been gone for a while so I could avoid the star wars spoilers but I'm back now to shitpost even more.
>>64397740
kys A.M.
>>64397749
Not your autistic australian friend.
>>64397689
Will LeBron is an actor mate
>>64397819
Will Smoth is kill now, Kane is the new god.
Thunder have a few cricfu contenders
>>64397877
are the Sydney Thunder, dare I say it, elite?
>>64397877
liking this qt
is he the best looking Indian of all time?
>>64397888
Is this one of RC's muslim?
>>64397888
Is that Osama Kouiji?
>>64397920
hi daniel
>>64397902
Needs to shave the beard but yes. He's a good bowler too, how has he not had more than one international appearance?
>the best brown batsman in the world, Bushman, is Australian
>the best brown fast bowler in the world, The Guru, is Australian
kek
KEK
>>64397930
>how has he not had more than one international appearance?
The irony is if he was elegible for India he'd have 30 Test caps and 100 ODi's by now
probably make shitloads more money aswell
>>64397925
This is Garold you fucking pleb.
>>64397902
Without the beard, and in the right light he looks like a persian god.
>leave Shitdia to me
>>64397958
He bowled off-spin and took a few wickets on the tour against India A
>>64397947
Fuck! Can the cunt who wrote-up all the /cric/ personalities please make a comeback?
>>64397902
Not in that photo. He looks a lot better in motion
>>64397888
>leave the infidels to me
Warner
Bancroft
Khawaja
Smith
SMarsh
MMarsh
Nevill
SOK
Sandhu
Starc
Lyon
Ayyyy
>>64397264
lmao
>>64397989
>Starc
>>64397989
Has the squad against India been announced yet?
>>64398012
ODI's?
No. Fucking Stoinis better not be in it tho.
if Stoinis gets in and SMarsh is left out again Rod Marsh should suicide
Havn't been outside for 8 days lads
>>64397931
Literally Wahab and Khan
>12GB patch for Until Dawn
BRAVO SONY YOU MASSIVE HACKS
>>64397936
Symonds was the same, he literally had England begging to select him and the Windies expressing interest while he was on the fringes in Australia
>>64397974
I made a pictorial which I'll post when I get home
>>64398029
>Khan
kek
KEK
he is fucking garbage outside of Asia. He is such a flat-track bully, he makes Thilan Samaweera look versatile.
But ofcourse you wouldn't know that or even who Samaweera was because YOU are a SEEETHING Channel 9 Summer of Cricket casual.
>Wahab
His record is so shit he makes Ishant Sharma look elite.
Literally
>le bowl two good overs in meme cricket at Shane Watson in career man
and
>le bowl three good overs at Englel (and take no wickets lmao) in career man
>>64398035
Literally a movie lad
>>64398022
Funny thing is I saw Stoinis play in KL a few months back and I was super impressed to the point where I even took a photo with him. I expected him to perform when he was selected for the ODIs/T20s. Fuck me, he had one of the worst debut's I've ever seen.
>>64398047
Am I one of the personalities now?
>>64398063
Playing in what? Some charity game or 6 overs thing meme? And you consider performing in that as merit for international selection?
he is literally just a less talented version of Moises Henriques.
>>64398055
I didn't say they're GOAT m8, just better than Usman and Sandhu
>>64398079
Sandhu is LITERALLY better than any of Ishant, Yadav, Shami or whatever
>>64398086
'no'
He'd probably play for India, sure, but that doesn't mean shit
>>64398055
>YUH career average
He LITERALLY has better stats than Starc did after 15 tests, while playing on Dubai roads
He is LITERALLY a better exponent of reverse swing and bounce than Starc
>>64398072
It was a t20 match against Nepal for fund relief. Tbf his batting seemed pretty good and he even coached some of my friends the day before the game with O'Keefe. O'Keefe seemed quite shit that day. It's on cricinfo "world XI vs Nepal" or some shit like that.
>>64398081
Fuck off Daniel.
>>64398103
please dont make me post the picture of you
>>64398095
Nepal cricket was probably going places, but like the country, has been suicided after that quake
>>64398108
>this person
>this comment
kek
KEK
Name is Garold. This should be my picture.
>>64398108
Ok I'm sorry mate.
>>64398110
Their cricket is still average but they've gone from 6th division to 2nd in like 2-3 years so that's a lot of progress.
>>64397380
It's only 28 with 60% humidity, lad.
>>64398120
kys memespouter
you're not going to force a new persona for yourself. Like statscunt, you will fail miserably.
>>64398121
that's what i wanted to hear
azhar mahmood is quite dapper
What's the point of having a 2020 game where Glenn Maxwell isn't playing?
>>64398131
You already fucking found the thread?
>>64398142
take a guess
you have literally no idea what my endgame is
>there are "people" who are going to watch the meme bash instead of the two test games that are on on boxing day
Daniel please kys
>>64398141
>>64398146
Daniel please...
>>64398156
he's fingering the 4/10 slut he met on christian camp RIGHT NOW
>>64398151
Ill be watching the based combination of the test match then BBL. 12 hours of cricket
Grant Denyer is short af
>>64398159
you seem like a nice guy dw
Reminder.
>>64398174
Thanks man. I already deleted most of my personal stuff anyways but I'm sure you found out.
>>64396683
are you me m8?
>>64398184
>all that Ivan samefagging
>>64398184
This was pretty funny until the ruthless samefagging
>McMeme's last match will be getting PTFO'd by GOATstralia on his homeground
kek
KEK
>>64398184
HAHAHAHAHAHAA HOLY SHIT
PTFO
>>64398214
I'm genuinely unironically worried he'll get out first ball.
is there anything more pathetic than watching a thread full of autistic cricket nerds arguing with casuals about something as irrelevant as cricket
>>64398221
He match fixed the CWC. It's all good.
>>64398184
KEK
Hey lads I'm back did I miss any funky fresh new memes
who /hypedforthekanedynasty/ here?
>>64398127
>new persona
I'm a filthy casual who arrived 3 weeks ago. GIVE ME MY FUCKING PERSONA FAGGOT
>>64398221
>tfw no qt3.14 Starc to york him
I really want the selectors to rest Pattinson for the last two Tendies Tests
With Starc, Cummins and now NCN ded, he is the last bowler >we have who can bowl at pace.
Paris could be a wildcard
Got my HBO Now subscription, lads.
Now watch me whip
Now watch me may may
>>64398237
If you're the 18 year old who unironically falls for RC's memes you should knead your sourdough all the way back to reddit.
who /cones&cricket/ here?
>>64398214
The highlight of his ""career"" was LITERALLY getting out for a duck in the World Cup thrashing this year
Got my BBC subscription lads
>tfw you put off having a fap too long and your parents come home
>>64398244
Not your autistic australian friend.
>>64398240
>Paris
Fuck off with this meme already Gatekuck
>>64398225
You
>>64398240
There's literally a dozen pace bowlers in Australia lad, every shield team has at least one decent fast bowler that would walk into other nation's teams
Reminder that NZ has never won the Big Bash or the Sheffield Shield
>>64398250
At least he gets to go out on his own terms
>>64398261
Doubtful
>>64398256
he has played 2(TWO) FC games and he is ALREADY better than Boult in every conceivable way. Pace. Swing. Height/bounce.
Pick an attribute, Paris is better.
kek
KEK
>>64398267
>Didn't Ronchi played a few seasons of Sheffield shield?
I need to go christmas shopping but i hate going to shopping centers. Might have to have a few drinks beforehand. It might be the only way. Time is running out
>>64398267
Or the World Cup
FUCK YOU PUNTER!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! !!!!!!!!!!!!
Reminder that this man will "literally" lead New Zealand to victory in the next 3 World Cups.
The age of Kane is upon us. You can't stop it.
Pretty sure this belongs on /asp/ lads
>>64398256
That's another WA guy, I rate Paris as a future GOAT but I'm not deluded enough to think he's going to get selected for the next few years.
Once Cummins or Pattinson or both have an early retirement from injury he's going to play, but not till then
has based rc logged on yet?
>>64398287
Pretty sure you're gay
>>64398279
Ronchi LITERALLY dedicated his whole career to shield cricket but was too shit to replace Gilchrist or Haddin, so he ran off to Poo Peeland
>>64398286
> his batting average is lower than a chubby Australia "spinner"
>>64398300
Bi desu
>>64397238
Yeah she sent me an email today just letting me know how my little girl is and how things are back in Australia. I think she misses me but is too hurt to say anything.
>>64398285
Thats pretty disrespectful tbqh. I like Flintoff but this is inappropriate childish behavior
>>64398292
>I rate Paris as a future GOAT but I'm not deluded enough to think he's going to get selected for the next few years.
dont underestimate Australian selectors
Ashton Agar was LITERALLY in the Test squad THIS YEAR
Cummins debuted with 2 FC games under his belt. It happens.
>>64398287
I will LITERALLY fuck you up the ass
>>64398303
Username?
>>64398316
krazykrejza
>>64398310
kys please
>>64398302
Yeah, his reason to move to NZ seemed pretty pathetic tbqh.
>>64398287
>Norgay so irrelevant they can't even wrangle enough Somalians to make a cricket team
"lol"
>humans are so simple minded that they get excited about a literal piece of space trash hurdling past earth
>>64398312
Your narrative is falling apart.
>>64398270
kek, 2 games against Poo Peelian "batsmen" and you think he's worth shit.
Come back to me when you stop being a seething fucking casual. And I don't mean come back to me in NZ because you'll end up coming here after you lose your mining job kek
KEK
K E K
LADS
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>>64398324
Not even Somalians want to play this """""""sport"""""""
>>64398332
alri m8?
>mfw humans are so simple minded that they are amazed at space rocks zooming past earth
>mfw there are even simpler minded people that genuinely believe that doomsday is a thing and they spend their whole lives stocking up on toilet paper and bottled water
>mfw there are even dumber people that than whom devote their entire lives to the thought of "jesus christ" returning to earth and somehow he is bringing the end of the world with him
how do we fix this shit, /pol/?
>>64398328
I don't understand this
>>64398357
I am LITERALLY a devout catholic m8
>>64398357
>Unironically posting on /pol/
Is there a more OVERRATED batsman than Meme Shit?
No seriously, is there?
He's literally made NO runs on proper pitches and failed SPECTACULARLY in the games that actually mattered the most (Edgbaston, Trent Bridge), and COULDN'T EVEN REACH DOUBLE FIGURES in FOUR innings.
And then he LITERALLY, UNIRONICALLY AND OBJECTIVELY gets a duck against A DIVISION 2 COUNTY TEAM. Then he DECLARES while his teammate is only EIGHTEEN runs away from his MAIDEN first-class ton.
And NOW he's made a 100 on THE FLATTEST TRACK IN ENGLAND in a match which is so irrelevant that PETER SIDDLE IS PLAYING.
Too bad your team is in ruins, the Ashes is lost, and your captain has been cucked into retirement. But NO, you can enjoy this hundred that is LITERALLY WORTHLESS.
This is what happens when you hide on your bouncy meme grounds.
kek
K E K
>>64398357
>being THAT guy
>>64398367
Based anon
>>64398357
idk, you think it's bad there? try living in the southern region of the states, lad
>>64398359
http://www.news.com.au/technology/science/space/an-asteroid-is-expected-to-safely-pass-earth-on-december-24-but-conspiracy-theorists-disagree/news-story/0a80ad87d044b7d431432abe5329ee4f
>>64398343
such a shame that raping Norwegian women is a full time occupation "mate"
>>64398371
kek
This is what happens when you're raised by a single mum, Poodam.
>>64398312
Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch
>>64398389
Single mums are hot?
>>64398392
how long until the cricket friendos
>>64398357
The only simple minded person here is you.
>mfw humans are so simple minded that they are amazed at space rocks zooming past earth
The whole world is amazing and you can't even see it because you are trapped within your own prison of familiarity.
>mfw there are even simpler minded people that genuinely believe that doomsday is a thing and they spend their whole lives stocking up on toilet paper and bottled water
I agree this is pointless.
>mfw there are even dumber people that than whom devote their entire lives to the thought of "jesus christ" returning to earth and somehow he is bringing the end of the world with him
You have no idea what Satan's end game is.
/cric/ would you rather be a rich 5ft 4" manlet or a 6ft 3" homeless man?
>>64398389
nice ""narrative"" you're creating about me lad
>>64398357
>unironically thinking that /pol/tists aren't exactly the kind of person you described
wew
>>64398398
10 minutes aye
>>64398405
Richard Hammond did alright
>>64398353
I'm unironically not there.
>>64398413
fuck better get down to KFC need to get my bucket hahaha
Execute all muslims.
>>64398422
Good man
>>64398420
careful what you wish for
>>64398403
>satan
lol
I bet you that Reality Check will spend his Christmas on 4chan
who /watchinganimeinsteadofthisshit""sport""/ here?
>>64398423
>>64398431
>LE FUGG LE SHIDSKIMS XDXD
>>64398422
Don't worry lad, won't be missing anything at the start.
>>64398369
>>64398410
>LE FUG LE /BOL/ XDXD
>>64398384
cheers mate
>>64398442
Gotta warn people before posting a 2mb image
Now watch me whip
Now watch me may may
>>64398444
Nice trips Braheim
>>64398451
>needing a 56k warning in 2015
>>64398371
What's her number?
>>64398438
The greatest trick that the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he doesn't exist.
>>64398439
I might pop in for a post or two but will be too busy that day mate.
>>64398459
Thanks familia
now watch me whip
now watch me may may
The only good game show on tv is The Chase - UK version.
