MNF: BTFO Edition
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21-3 Lions
2 minute warning
>>64394569
1st for lion bowl next year
Need 7.6 more points from Staffdaddy
>>64394569
First for Slovenia
>>64394570
>complaining about making the superbowl
Viqueens everyone
>>64394593
N-next season for sure!
>>64394593
>"THE LIONS WONT WIN FOR 50 YEARS!"
>super bowl 51 next season
Prepare your anus NFL
Burgers or burritos
is drew brees kill?
>>64394612
Hope is all we have
At least they are never boring
>>64394612
Lions hit the 50 year mark from the curse years ago.
>Glover ded
Jesus
HEEM SLEEPY
"In pregame warmups, at least one Panthers official, and possibly more, carried black baseball bats on to the field and were motioning with them towards Odell Beckham Jr." - Schefter
lmao
>>64394618
Burgers, Mexicans smell terrible
>>64394642
Ripip
>>64394622
he's just slowly dying as the city of new orleans sucks out the last of his health
>>64394633
>tfw the 50th year of the curse the Lions went 0-16
>HEEM WOOZY
>>64394607
You should have heard them after the 2009 NFCCG.
The thing is, they start out so nice during game threads. Then when they start losing they are the most colon-crucified unbearable winking assholes of any fanbase on /sp/.
>>64394642
He will be fine, mild concussion at worst, and he had all the off season to rest
>abdul-quddus
oh god fucking isis is in to replace quin RUN DREW RUN
ELITE
Wowowowowowoowowowowowowoow
>>64394673
they just want to kill the competition
You lost to Dallas fair and square Detroit, fuckin deal with it, I figured your city would be used to losing by now, the most pathetic thing? The next week you were rooting for your arch enemy Packers, thats how booty blasted you were lmao.
and lol at the thought that Calvin Megashit Johnson is better than Dez
CJ is a size babby, hes the Shaq of the NFL, no real skill just freakishly big, Im supposed to be impressed when a damn near 7 foot tall receiver catches a ball over two 5'10 cornerbacks? NOPE
>Saints sign CJ Spiller
>seldom use him
>runs the wrong route, ball lands 10 yards away from him
>next play, hightower busts out a deep run
Why is he outclassed by every rb on their roster
holy shit cooks what a catch
not a TD but holy shit
it's close to being a football game, guys!
>>64394679
NOT
>>64394687
Trying too hard m8
i want to fuck this bitch into a showhole
No TD bwah
I love how Tirico refers to Pylon Cam as though it's a living thing. It's never "the pylon camera" or "our pylon cam."
Always "Pylon Cam"
NO HAS THIS ONEEEE
>>64394662
I beg to differ. I'm not an ass after we lose. I've became used to it, with the exception of that 09 championship, losing is part of the mentality I have. If they win then fucking sweet. But I'm generally not going to get fanny flustered over a loss
>>64394662
What probably happened is they started out nice and they team you like started winning and then you got drunk and started talking shit. Then when your ass was handed to you you were like "oh man I hate vikes fans fuck them."
>>64394688
Payton thought he could use him like Bush or Sproles.
Lel
>>64394697
>get btfo
>t-trying too hard m-m8
lel
>>64394705
Pylon cam is sentient, don't insult its lifestyle choice
>>64394687
>6'5
>4.35 40 dash
Is that Hightower from police Academy movie?
Fucking Based Hightower. . . well shit.
Refs are trying their best to get the Lions a win
Really?
Wow Saints, You guys trying to lose?
Drew Brees ass looks so phat when he squats in the huddle hnnnnggg
>>64394731
>implying the principality of dez cryant and romos collarbone can btfo of anything
Kek
Lel wtf
well yeah i guess that could happen too
neat
>aints
>>64394759
>cheat
>get caught
>FUCKING REFS
>>64394633
Yeah but they went 0-16 the very last year of the curse and drafted Stafford the year after who grew up on the same street and played at the same high school as Bobby Layne. The curse was obviously referring to championships that are relevant.
>>64394759
aints aint got it
>>64394734
Oh look another Seahawks/Lions/Patriots fan that just bandwagons all the teams near the border. Fuck off and go post Drake in the nba general
>>64394755
Nah, Bubba Smith is dead.
;_;7
KATRINA
>>64394772
>taints
Dat loose end/red tape penalty. Hah. "You reported for 1st down, but you forgot to for 2nd down"
LINE JUDGE SARAH THOMAS A WOMAN
Fucking saints
>>64394782
Oh ;_;
>>64394687
Why would we root for the Packers next week? I never root for the Packers unless it means the Lions will make the playoffs.
>>64394759
No.
>>64394705
You must construct additional pylon cams
Jesus fuck O-line.
Just throw the fucking ball at this point.
>>64394780
>HE HAS NO REPLY TO DEZ BEING SLOWER THAN CALVIN
>1st and goal on 1
>run 4 straight times
>kick from the 1
So is brees done?
>>64394768
btfo you in the playoffs, fair and square too
>>64394759
>REFS
no one gives a shit about this game m8
>>64394759
One of the refs actually Pete....Morinelli? Cant remember his last name but usually when he judges Lions games some huge questionable penalty happens costing us the win.
CHEATING FUCKING LION NIGGERS
>female officials
What the hell is even going on?
A phantom timeout, hahaha
>calls time out when there aren't any to use
Kek
I've not seen that done before
>>64394822
Big whoop CJ ran barely faster in a straight line, Dez is faster on the field in an actual game, like all the greats
Reminder...CJ still has 0 playoff wins lmaooo
>taints
L E L
HAHAHAHAHAHA
what did you get your dad for christmas?
Jesus Christ
What the fuck is going on?
Well fuck.
It is going to be one of those games.
top fucking kek Aints
>aints
my sides
Ah, so good to know the A'ints are back.
>>64394816
/scv/?
>the refs
>that ending
Wow....
Fucking idiots.....
When did drew Brees stop being elite?
That boy Diggs is a beast
Kick that retarded fat fuck off the team NOW
I'm sick of this shit. Literally a free 7 points but the fat fucking niggers had to be downfield because he saw someone eating a bucket of fried chicken in the stands.
Fucking god damn it i hate being a saints fan.
Remember when the Saints were suppose to become a dynasty?
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT
>this Loser Bowl
Saints get in the endzone three times and none count. Fucking wow.
>phantom timeout
It's not like the Saints can get anymore yards lel
>all this refball
>>64394858
We've had this argument so many fucking times. So sick of it why can't we just all agree both are great receivers? Just ignore him Lions bros who gives a fuck which is better when both of us are at the bottom of the league this year?
>>64394885
>That was brees fault
Are saints in playoffs
GUYS GUYS DONT FORGET ABOUT ODEL BECK'EM JR
>>64394885
can't really fault him for what was happening there
>>64394880
Get your receivers out correctly, and it still didn't matter since the receiver was knocked out before he got his feet down on the plane
>>64394864
My ass
>>64394904
>all this delusion.
>getting literally 0 (zero) points there
Can't say this wasn't entertaining
I never watch the gnats. Do they have a decent pass ruch? How's their D
>Hightower getting crushed by 50+ pounds bigger ngata
haaaahahahaha
>>64394885
There can only be one elite Manlet QB in a season.
Wilson has stolen Brees magic
>>64394905
Cowboys are at the bottom because of fluke injuries, youre at the bottom just because you suck.
After we get the #1 pick and a top RB we have the ability to go undefeated next season(barring fluke injuries)
>>64394864
new balance
What an exhilarating finish to the 2nd quarter
Fucking L O L
>>64394905
Agreed. Both are two of the best at their position.
>>64394910
>Lions could have drafted OBJ
>Draft Eric Ebron instead
>>64394922
Lion always are, whether they are good or bad
>>64394864
>like the NEETS on this board can afford to buy anything
>>64394934
>fluke injuries
It's not a fluke when he's always injured lol
why do they keep saying the chargers are moving?
They haven't voted on it. I mean it's probably going to be the rasm. I don't get it
>These referees
AWW YEEEEEH, HALF TIME BAEBY
>>64394864
Uhh, he's dead.
>>64394955
Hes only had two fluke injuries in his career
>Those chorgers feels
>>64394948
>wanting OBJ
>>64394936
>Ineligible receivers
>twice
it's refball gaise
>>64394935
>mfw i wear all white new balance
>>64394864
Levy jersey. Maybe I should have gotten a Ansah or Stafford jersey but he really likes the screen killer so that's what I got him.
>>64394934
>this delusion year after year
Kill yourself you ugly beaner cowshit
>>64394934
>fluke injuries
>quarterback has been injured 3 times in last 2 seasons
>it is a fluke that he has a bad back
>>64394948
OBJ isnt that good, give me Dez all day, not some manlet that pads stats by getting it thrown to him 30 times a game
>>64394864
A bottle of booze, the perfect present to give when you're too lazy and too cheap to think about presents.
>>64394934
Lions are pretty fucked by injury too. Oline, CB, DT, and LB have been hit fucking hard this season. Stop acting like you know anything about the Lions when you've watched like 3 Lions games total.
>>64394969
He's been injured twice this year alone you fucking mong. This is why everyone hates Cowboy fans. Your team is a dumpster fire and you're in a game thread of two other teams trying to talk shit.
>>64394974
NB and Asics are the premiere old guy shoes
so damn comfy
>>64394975
I want a levy or ansah jersey, plus a megatron one of course
>>64394974
Are you elderly or autistic?
where the fuck are the chorgers going
1. Panthers
2. Bengals
3. Jaguars
.
.
9001. Loins
>>64394960
I would laugh my ass off if the US government put a stop to this shit with some sort of anti trust ruling because LA doesn't deserve an NFL team.
>>64394985
Having a stat padder with 30 targets a game is better than a receiver that becomes a crybaby the moment he gets under less than 20 targets in a game
>>64394974
some NBs are very nice
>i like the burgundy ones
>>64395003
LA with the Rams
>>64394985
OBJ would still be light years better than Eric Ebron even if he is more bark than bite.
>>64395003
Ur mums ass
>>64395003
They're dying.
>>64394994
>3rd round gone in preseason
>levy
>Pettigrew
>Stafford always sore
>offensive line crap
It's not fair
>>64394864
After shave toilette
>>64394994
I havent watched any lions games this year because i dont watch irrelevant teams
>>64395003
likely LA if they can't get SD to build them a new stadium.
>>64394948
Aaron Donald would be much smarter.
>so we got Suh, Fairly, and Mosley all possibly leaving next season...let's get a TE
>>64395008
I hope LA doesn't get a team. They're the most impatient and immature market. The team hits one losing streak and I guarantee you LA fans would raise hell
Michelle Beadle looks like a hooker hammerhead shark.
>>64394985
OBJ is good, he's put up more receptions, yards and reception tds through this point in his career than any other WR to date. Saying you'd rather have another receiver is subjected to your own preferences based on like/dislike of players, but that's none of my business. There's quite a few WRs I wouldn't mind having. I don't know if I'd want OBJ because of this demeanor he's starting to show though
>>64395011
Dez has never complained about not getting enough targets, he only complains when the cowboys lose or plays like shit, thats called passion, to racist delusional cowboys haters its called being a "thug"
I think OBJ showed us who the real thug is
How do we fix the Saints?
What you guys eating tonight? I got a deep deep dish, and some bro gave me some free bread sticks.
>>64394985
>A receiver who can catch passes is worse than a receiver who can't.
How does this work? Does being a Cowboys fan make you delusional?
>>64395028
>I'm a big panthers fan this year
BWAHAHA what a FAGGOT
>>64395028
I thought you were a Cowboys fan though.
>>64395042
as opposed to the dedicated San Diego and St. Louis fanbases
>>64395044
What should I do at the gym tonight?
>>64395048
Don't bother replying. This Cowshit spic faggot is just here to troll.
>>64395029
Does LA already have an NFL-ready stadium? I thought they were still making plans along with the Rams and Raiders.
Is $70k/year a respectable salary?
>>64394965
Good goyim. Keep buying the porno Jew.
>>64394864
he's old as fuck, I bought him 'Master and Commander' on dvd plus a card in which i'll throw in a c note. I hope he likes the movie.
>>64395053
I have diarrhea just looking at that.
Who else was in that wku vs cfs thread today? Shit was hilarious. Are there any other meme bowls to look forward to?
>>64395062
i'm doing bench, it's push day
>>64395062
this
>>64395062
Cardio
>>64395057
>>64395066
Depends what city/state.
>>64395062
Set it on fire.
>>64395053
looks comfy af senpai
>>64395053
Pizza hut bread sticks > crazy bread
>>64394934
>Cowcucks delusions
>>64395064
Oh he's the one saying the Cowboys are going to win the owl earlier? Okay.
>>64395065
they'll just play at the Rose Bowl until its built.
>>64395079
wtf is he doing?
>>64395056
I hate the panthers, Im a cowboys fan from Dallas, the most relevant team in the NFL, and yes we are relevant even when we have a fluke bad year with fluke injuries
>>64395057
I am, the cowboys are the most relevant team in the NFL, the people want the cowboys and thats what the NFL gives you, they need to just make Cowboy games every primetime Monday Night game, then we wouldnt have to put up with boring garbage like these two irrelevant teams
>>64394965
Do dead lifts and pull ups because all the fags are doing bench press today.
>>64395066
More than a WNBA player, noice.
>>64394569
I have been numb since the titans game desu
>>64395053
>little cesars
>>64395102
Skip pls
>>64395055
Delusional and retarded.
>>64395066
$70k is fucking terrible.
If you're not making at least 6 figures, you might as well be living in fucking poverty.
I make $135k yearly btw.
>>64395111
Little Caesars is a gourmet meal in a poor city like Detroit
I shit last night and wiped blood. Am i okay?
>Abdulla turns a fuck up into a 40 yarder
Gruden's got such a comfy job at MNF. I'm glad he didn't waste his time and coach for some trash as fuck team.
>>64395129
Was is it red or brownish blood?
>>64395066
incredibly, you can get by with maximum comfort. Even 35k a year is plenty
>>64395111
>>64395066
its a nice starting salary if you live in a poorer part of the country
>>64395121
doing what?
>>64395121
>math major here
>any job I want
>make 300k a year
>>64395133
Allah wills it
>>64395121
Post tax return and 401k or gtfo
>>64395052
pass rushers, o line, a good WR or 2
in that order
>>64395129
It's probably anal fissures from all the gay butt sex
>>64395099
*Memorial Coliseum
Who /Has to work on Christmas/ here?
>>64395121
/sp/ where everyone is an engineer making six figures.
>>64395066
I'll put it like this, I live in Dallas and I make $350k a year, after taxes and before my bonuses.
>>64395121
No you don't. Shut up.
>>64395141
Red. Fresh blood.
>>64395147
given his gloating on a Croatian egg laying forum, probably sucking dick.
>>64395151
what sort of job require math majors? can't think of one desu
>>64395066
70k is above the median salary.
Everybody else is a troll. It's a quite respectable salary, especially if you're still young
>>64395103
that shit sucks
>>64395166
>>64395171
>Red. Fresh blood.
You good, probably a fissure.
>>64395169
I have an engineering phd and I make 40k canadian, which is like 28k us, also I live in Toronto.
Yes my life sucks.
>>64395169
Every anon makes six figures and goes home to a qt dakimakura
>>64395171
Obviously that post has you literally butthurt.
Lions are LAST in rushing. If the Lions can run this much, you have a shit defense.
>>64395184
was about to post this
>>64395166
I don't but wish I did. Work literally gives me something to take my mind off the crushing loneliness I live every day.
Serious question, why does the defense even go on the field?
No really.
>>64395184
tfw haven't worked in 3 months lmao
>>64395171
Hemherroids or however you spell them
Just an annoyance, shouldn't be a big deal
ALLAH AKBAR
BASED
>>64395121
I wouldn't call $70k terrible, but it's not good either. At least here in NYC I make $90k and i feel like I can barely get by.
Can the defense be fired immediately if the Saints organization wants? I'm serious.
Christ aints
I see the Saints have continued implementing their levee defense
>>64395214
You /laid off/ too?
>>64395166
>working on Christmas
Do you operate a cash register or something?
>this game
>>64395207
Work literally takes my mind off the bullshit going on at home right now. Besides my son, I'm low key miserable lately. I don't know that being alone would be worse than what I've got going on right now
Jesus Christ. WTF happened to the Saints? Getting handled by the fucking Lions and half the dome is empty?
I guess I hadn't paid attention of late, but I thought the Saints started looking decent and put together a win streak or something?
>>64395166
Sure do. From fucking 8PM till 3AM. Fuck working in media. I get xmas eve off though. yay me.
Jesus mane, Abdullah is shit and he is raping this gaping defense.
holy shit this is embarassing
Sean Peyton next Giants head coach cemented after this horrible weekend
>>64395219
Most of the time you can feel hemorrhoids when you wash your butt hole. I know i've had them.
>>64395226
NYC is a top 5 most expensive city. If you lived elsewhere, your paycheck may be lower, but so would your cost of living.
>>64395226
thats because 90k in NYC is 20K everywhere else.
>>64395066
Well depends were you live
Here defently would be
>>64395015
LA won't get 2 teams
I know there's been talk but someone will come to their senses.
Either that or one or both of the LA teams will move away again in a few years. The NFL is so fucking stupid sometimes.
>>64395226
>cant figure out how to live on $7000 a month
I feel like most posters bashing the 70k/year guy are high school kids or NEETs
>>64395239
underrated
>>64395239
lel
Nice they completely cut Will Smith out of the Concussion trailer
>>64395253
Again, the Saints Defense is outstandingly horrible. Numerous records have been put up on them this year by shit offenses like they're playing against a HS team.
>>64395253
I saw some of the scores and knew their D was bad but this almost seems impossibly bad by chance.
