MIN:Jared Spurgeon signs four-year extension
BOS:Maxime Talbot receives two-game suspension
VAN:Vancouver will start Jacob Markstrom Tuesday
MON:Dustin Tokarski will get the nod on Monday
TOR:Leafs will start Jonathan Bernier on Monday
COL:Semyon Varlamov is the first star of the week
CLM:Joonas Korpisalo is expected to start Monday
CLM:Nick Foligno is out for Monday's game
PIT:Pittsburgh will start Matt Murray on Monday
PIT:Sidney Crosby won't play in Monday's game
CHI:Marian Hossa (UBI) should be back after break
CHI:Jonathan Toews scores OT winner vs. Sharks
FUG DE FLAMS :-DDDDD
>PIT:Pittsburgh will start Matt Murray on Monday
literally who
>wins might win
I'm so durnk and I'm cooking food xD
>>64394144
DUDE
>>64394135
he's 21 and he set the ahl record for most consecutive minutes without giving up a goal last year.he's like the top goaler prospect
>>64393777
One St/a/rs waifu coming up.
>rags
>>64394176
Who has the hottest girls and why is it red wings?
Average detroitian ass cannot be stopped
>>64394183
well good for him then to get a chance
fug my thread was deleted :DDD
>>64394176
ALCOHOL
>>64394198
How is that even possible? Shoot out?
>tfw 3rd period goal
>>64394203
>>64394246
attendance looks accurate
who 5th line here
>>64394246
Things like this are why I'm glad the Joe is being replaced. I just wish it were still called the Joe
>>64394198
I tried to tell my dad how amazing that >ragsing was last night and he just kept saying caps are good. we're caps fans and I coudn't share that moment with him
>>64394234
yes, wild west shoot out by the caps
kek, that was last rags game
>>64394234
nhl.com updates funny sometimes
Where is the Wild @ Stars gamethread?
>>64394265
Here
Team is as good as gone, though; this season seals it
>>64394234
lundpads sucked after the first and hellberg only faced 2 shots in his first like 10 minutes. both went in.
OMG GUISE IM WO DRUNK JUST STOPE MY MOMS WINE COOLERS XDD
who /.000/ here?
>>64394403
lel, I remember that
>>64394435
But seriously where the fuck is the Wild gamethread
>>64394435
what the fuck did they do with him
>>64394464
At least 100m from the nearest playground
>>64394464
Prison. The pedophile wing.
>>64394487
he is balding at 29 so he played like shit he has 2 wins and 6 losses in the A
>>64394487
Eakins didn't like his hair
>>64394559
fucking hell, did star wars pay every single company in the world to advertise for them?
>>64394590
>>64394604
Yes. They spenymt $400m before it was even released
Why no Stars vs Wild thread?
Kind of glad there's no Avs/laffs thread desu
This shit is embarrassing
>>64394632
because you havent made one yet senpai
>it was 3-0
>bloos
>memersenko
>>64394604
I think a chunk of them wanted to hitch their wagon to the star wars train
>>64394632
fuck off chubs
>>64394672
>whatdidyoujustsaytomeyoulittlebitch.jpg
>>64394604
>2015
>not getting 2 for 1 admission to star wars night with a ticket stub for force awakens
shiggy diggy
no bread for the laffs?
>>64394664
You forgot
>all4n
>canadian goaltending
>>64394265
>No one gives a shot about the yakets
>mild
>it was 2-0
>>64394613
>>64394604
pretty much, they even got makeup companies in on it
Who wins tomorrow in the foreshadowing of the Stan Lee champs game?
Blackhawks or Stars?
>>64394509
He played like shit because he has a common genetic trait? Why is Getzlaf so good?
>>64394817
Gezlaf is shit now though
>>64394817
>shitzlaf
>good
needs to go play with his brother in the cfl
>bloos
>>64394803
Stars tomorrow, Blackhawks in the playoffs
we >wildcard now boys!
>>64394853
>it was 3-0
>>64394878
Do Hawks show up to the playoffs like that?
>>64394889
getting there
and most importantly, ahead of the pens
annnd it's not even the shittiest division any more
Some day somebody's gonna make ya wanna turn around and say good byyyeeee (say good byyeee)
This has to be a joke.
https://twitter.com/StapeNewsday/status/679135720498462720
HOW THE FUCK DO THE WILD KEEP LETTING THE STARS COME BACK
>>64395319
they're bad
>>64395319
Dubnyk is mentally soft
>>64395185
D-does he watch the games?
>>64395391
Fingers crossed they still are tomorrow.
LEKSA KOMAROOOOOOOOV
>>64395487
Absolutely disgusting refpuck
>>64395487
so is leo officially the best finn in the league yet or what
>>64395566
nah goalies aside i think Koivu and Ristolainen are better than him right now
>>64395487
KOMAROV
>Canada
>>64395683
>tyson nash
how can 1 man be so based
Predators molested the Habs. Maybe the Predators are finally out of the slump they were in.
THE BEST TEAM I HACKEY
>>64395835
They mostly need Rinne to remember he's elite, he was good tonight though
>Laffs win
>Habs lose
Thank you based Santa
>>64395782
He's amazing.
I love when he talks about his huge nose.
>>64395835
habs are shit. 2-7-1 or something in their last 10
>>64395835
I think so. They looked good against MN, they looked good against Montreal; let's see how they do away from Nashville
>this mexiturd sturs fan
Kill yourself you stinky beaner
So it's basically confirmed Montreal are Price babbies right?
I mean they've fallen apart without him.
>>64395835
>5 goals in 18 shots on 2 ahl goalies on a slumping team
I don't think it's over, but this'll at least hope to serve as a confidence booster.
>>64395899
>rags
>>64395913
Was it ever in doubt?
>Draisaitl now tied with Ovie for points
Proscout was right again
Suomi
>>64395956
>>64395997
>97
https://youtu.be/y_q1UnRYKYE
>>64394889
>>64395009
>Vinny Lecavalier's face when
>>64396080
to Hab, and Hab not
>>64396224
Finland will win WJC on rigged call in OT against Canada
t. Information knower
>>64396314
Laine with a meme slapper from the point
Anyone here play eastside hockey manager?
is it any good?
>AVS
great, now we've blown the fuck out of Reto Berra, Calvin Pickard and Seymon Varlomov out of their hot streaks.
>>64396433
the new one is the best one.
>>64396614
It took me a while but there's a Columbus waifu waiting for the anon that wanted her.
>>64396615
>>64396629
"Nothing is hard if you put your mind to it"
- Justin Trudeau
>>64396697
DUDE
gostisbehere GOAT
>>64396697
BECAUSE ITS 2015
>>64396627
c-can you make a >rags one of kotori?
>mfw a team who has Crosby, Malkin, and Kessel all on their roster ends up losing their playoff spot to a team who has two 4th lines and who's #1 d-man is Michael Del Zotto
>it was 9-0-0
>>64396840
lel
Fuck the pongs
>>64396838
Done.
>>64397081
>rags
>>64397081
Redone.
>>64397110
absolutely based
>>64395872
>>64395782
>>64395683
this is Tyson Nash's avatar on twitter
Tyson > Rick
Nui goes wherever she wants to go, and no one can stop her... well, no one except Boston, the Islanders, and the Rangers anyway.
>>64397397
I assume this is supposed to be Subban.jpg you iPhone using fuck?
>>64397397
>>64397432
>mad at phones
>mfw the hawks win tha cup
>>64397397
lol silly hockey playing orangutan
>>64397441
Did Chris-chan draw this shit?
Haven't been on /hoc/ in a while
Can I still post
>rags?
>>64397420
And Mark
How many Stanley Cups have the Vancouver Canucks won?
>>64397463
>yfw chris-chan would be either a caps fan or a canes fan barring some autistic obsession with another team's logo
>>64397485
They have won all of them in an alternate universe.
>>64397486
> Chris-chan potentially rocking the red
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!
are we, dare i say it, the best team in the league?
Bowie's Heroes is a great record
might be as good as Low
>>64397510
Maybe he would be a Habs fan since their jerseys look like his clown shirts
>>64397523
>best goal differential and top 15 in goals against per game
trade nichuskin for a top 4 dman and this team will literally win the cup this year
>>64397523
Yes.
>>64397523
Hope you don't draw a Canadian team in the playoffs.
>the ruins haven't fired baldy yet
Until this happens we're in an endless cycle of
>draft guys
>don't let rookies play
>immediately throw em under the bus if mistakes happen
>we geeotta win 0 to -1 or lose 5-6
>we geeotta trade our offensive prospects for defensemen
>trade for shitty glass humper
>wait for charas next injury
>let the shitty defenseman stay for 4 seasons
>release him and draft more wings
>we geeotta get defensemen
>mfw the one year all the first round puck slappers are shit after #10 we draft 3 of em
>this team has literally drafted 4 decent guys in 7 years and let ALL OF THEM GO
Please PLEASE trade rask for a top tier wing. No matter how well he plays now he'll crap himself under pressure each meaningful game later on.
>>64397612
lel?
The kongs are going to win the pacishit and win in 6-7 games vs a central wildcard. Hopefully 2-3 will be the battle of Alberta and be the worst series in the last decade. They will go on to get swept by the kongs.
On the central side it will be Dallas as a 1 seed losing in 6 to the wild/nashville/chicago. The blues will actually win the 2-3 matchup before getting BTFO in the second round. The WCF will be another great series with several OT games before the central team finally wins in 6 or 7.
And of course they will win in 5 against whatever meme team wins the least.
It really isnt rocket surgery.
>>64397612
Except the Cantpucs
>>64397721
>This entire post
>PLEASE trade Rask
fresh oc inc
what would happen if price and sid never come back?
>>64397721
dumbest post i have ever seen on /hoc/
you can't find this kind of shit even from HFBoards
>>64397785
leastern conference btfo
>rags
>>64397785
Pongs & Habs relocate to Las Vegas and Seattle respectively
>>64397784
Nice, I always liked the idea of an infographic explaining:
>don't like a team? call them a meme team
>don't like the result of a game? call it a meme game
>don't like a player? call them a meme
etc etc....
but lack the skills to make it
Obviously using caps from the archive showing stuff like
>ovechkin is a meme
>meme call, thx buttman
>this is a meme series
>>64397784
7/10, fairly dank.
>>64397784
needs more clip art animals
>>64397721
Here's your (You)
>hasbs
>analheim
>colelrado
>jests
>rags
>tfw the blues fire hitchcock and hire clip art pig as their new head coach
>>64397784
needs a jersey slag or kippersass.png
>>64397981
>>64397721
>people will make fun of this post but this is how a lot of idiots in this area think
I live literally in Boston
This shit infuriates me.
REEE
is there an anime /A/vs yet
>there are people on /hoc/ that unironically believe the Kings won't win the cup this year
Pathetic 2bh
Are the jest going to be below a meme team next year? They are behind the avs, with 2 less GP tho, and every player wants a raise. LMAO if they give buff money he is good but not great and takes nigger penalties. Look at how they did when he suspended last year.
>>64398023
The bruins are literally 1 point out of first with 3 games in hand.
Claude has been the best bruins coach in 4 decades with two scf appearances
Rask was with in 2 games of a cup
The only thing valid you have stated is the shit trades and that was Chiarellis fault.
Believe in Don the mad man Sweeney
Also living in Boston doesn't make your opinion any less retarded
>>64394082
>PIT:Sidney Crosby won't play in Monday's game
Is he sent to AHL?
>>64398074
No no, I am not that poster. I was saying that that poster's complete fucking idiocy is a commonly thrown around complaint around here, and it's infuriating for a fan.
I hate idiots that scream about firing Claude as much as you do famalam.
>>64398088
yeah he already cleared waivers.
>>64398106
>>64398074
>all fucking offseason we had idiots screaming and crying "OMG FIRE CLAUDE HE CAN'T DO ANYTHING OTHER THAN HIS STUPID DEFENSIVE SYSTEM OMG HE KEEPS PLAYING PAILLE AND REILY SMITH AND CHRIS KELLY WHAT A FUCKING IDIOT OMG HE'S A TERRIBLE COACH FIRE HIM ALREADY"
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
WHO ELSE WAS HE GOING TO PLAY?
WE CHANGED THE ENTIRE FUCKING SYSTEM THIS YEAR, AND ITS WORKING.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE I HATE VOCAL RETARDS
>>64398106
Sorry hombre my rage from that post blinded me. Felt like Mike felger found /hoc/. Acutally even he has come around to Claude a little bit recently.
Where's Crosby going?
>>64398149
To hell
>>64398148
Don't say that faggot's name.
I don't want to hear that faggot in my head, whining about players he doesn't like and theorizing that we can trade chris kelly and loui erikson for Steven Stamkos or Victor Hedman.
I like that Boston has a dedicated Bruins fanbase.
I hate that Boston has been horrifically spoiled by Belichick and the Patriots that everyone is fucking RETARDED when it comes to the team's abilities.
>>64398149
Gulag
>>64398149
H-hey sweden
>>64398048
all their elite D left
>>64398136
How is it working? They lost twice to the Oilers lel
>>64398175
I hear you bro he makes me wanna run my head through a wall. He was bitching about the bruins style of play when they were in their peak a few years ago.
>>64398191
lol hockey is 50% luck
Any Sh/a/rks fans here? And who's ready to see us against the Kings tomorrow?
>>64398252
Those fucking memesters man, Chiapet has all our secrets the bastard.
>>64398264
>crying about playing 4th lines while we were in the playoffs
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>avs
>>64398288
>Shark fags claimed Nico.
why live.
>>64398036
Made this one. Was gonna use it for the thread but I couldn't be around at game time.
GOSTISBEHERE 4 CALDER
>>64398409
> Comeback win at home
> Against the Blues
Feels good
>tfw no anime sens girl.
I know that being a small market Canadian team means that you're often forgotten but i mean the Sens are meme enough to be at the forefront of new meme technology.
>>64398435
>Voracek can apparently play LW
>Medvedev also legit
>Defense might be at least average when Streit comes back
>10-4-4 since Ghost got called up
>and he's just the harbinger for the 4 D prospects of the apocalypse
this team has become so goddamn fun
https://youtube.com/watch?v=lyCMUR-1Nyk
>>64398454
Oh, I didn't forget about your Sens. Nor does Aiz from Danmachi...
>>64398609
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUÜUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>64398454
>
>>64398651
M A D M A N
>>64398676
Delete this
>>64398670
>Swedes
>>64398681
no
>>64398435
>>64398632
Yall niggas need to learn to use the deform tool.
>>64398721
Ancient Fennoswedes ruled Finland
All Vodka Mongols are WE WUZ CIVILIZATION tier
>>64398707
>>64398288
Not one myself, but there's another Love Live card on the loose.
>>64398756
>mad
>at a meme master
lel
>>64398787
>Wings
Dropped
> All these anime girls
> No girls representing the Big Bad Bruins
Why did I choose Yuno
> Like Yuno, Boston shows no mercy
> Like Yuno, Boston can have crazy players
> Like Yuno, Bostonians are obsessed with physical hockey
> Like Yuno, we have an archenemy that we fucking hate (her with Aru, us with Habs)
the wild havent won a stan lee edition
>>64398816
>>64398816
I dont give a sh*t f*cking autistic virgin.
>>64398804
:(
>>64398849
Kaylee on better life choices watch
>>64398816
nice anime pic, fucking loser
>>64398831
Thank you Finland
>>64398816
As a fellow bruins fan stop embarrassing us
>>64397523
Literally No
>>64399051
>leastern conference
>best anything
top lel mate
>>64398500
hell yes
amazing how different they are to last year's flyers considering there wasn't too much change in the roster, especially on offense
>>64399072
>posted wrong game
>still doesn't matter because washington hasn't beaten dallas since 2008, 7 (seven) years ago
>>64399072
>>64399092
>implying either the Caps or the Sturrs can win a playoff series
>>64398191
That's just unlucky
What de fug did Pens actually win?
>>64397523
>meme teams
>>64399072
Last time I checked Pacific was still in the west. Central is tough tho.
Top half of the league:
6 atlantic teams
5 central teams
3 metrosexual teams
1 (one) pacishit team
Just a kindly reminder that american teams have no real fans
>>64399163
>losing record
>in a playoff position
The memeiest.
>Montreal is 2-8 in their last ten and on a four-game losing streak
It's almost like they're regressing or something.
>Mfw no good games today
Mernin hoc
What have I missed in the past couple of days
>blose
>it was 3-0
>>64399671
>Canada still hast won a cup since 1993
>hasbs regressing and exposed as Price babbys
>new memes consisting of anime girls
The usual amount of autism. Nothing changed really
>>64394082
Rest of the league(except Dallas) are you even trying?
>>64399758
>exhausting your team in the regular season
Why doesnt every team do what the Kings do? Fart your way into the playoffs and then turn it up to 11
>>64399290
>karlsson beasting
>subbon boobing
hasbfags btfo
So who is on the Leo hype train?
>>64398609
this is your brain on memes
I thought he was supposed to be the next Bourque? What happened? :^)
So we can all agree that mcmeme is a bust now right?
>>64399991
>ghostbear has two points less than kikel in 16 less GP
>and hes a dman
>>64400021
Ghostbear is franchise though, not fair comparing him to a bust like kikel
>>64397432
I just got shitdroid and it sucks ass. Going back to iphone if it keeps this up the next month.
>tfw no snow
>annual xmas shinny with the lads cancelled
Why even live
>>64400235
>>64400235
>tfw played 5 games already
BASED
A
S
E
D
>>64400235
You should road trip and teach the migrants in sweden to play rolley hockey :^)
>Laine-Aho-Puljujärvi
my god, there is too much meme on one line.
>>64399848
jesus he has more goals than Stamkos, Crosby, Kessel, Getzlaf and Perry
>>64400529
>outscoring a bunch of busts
>impressive
pick one
>>64397523
>we
