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Best /bet/ gimmick/meme of 2015:
Worst /bet/ gimmick/meme of 2015:
GO!
>>64392277
1st for GRIP N SIP
First for Trouville
3rd for Gooz :^)
I know jack shit about basketball, just need to ask why are people hollering like Trouville already won the game
>>64392277
>An American joining in the PGA banter
Nice dubs, you sure you're feeling ok?
So how easy is it to win on these college bowl games?
>>64392307
>Best /bet/ gimmick/meme of 2015
Please have sex.
>Worst /bet/ gimmick/meme of 2015:
Goffposting
>>64392307
Best has to be the term "bubblegum bookie"
Worst the use of the word "gimmick"
>>64392277
>tfw both my posts
honoured.
>tfw no greek gf
Can't wait to spend christmas with you mugs t b h
>>64392318
I was meme-ing lid
>>64392318
Because they're even more clueless about basketball than you
>>64392325
Too much actavis after that grip n sip m8
>>64392329
Please have sex is one of the worse ones imo
>>64392329
you seem to have got those the wrong way
>>64392336
Post slip, Michael
65%. Take Arsenal now.
>>64392372
>>64392383
PLEASE have sex
>>64392345
that feel
when no
argie gf.
>>64392277
Needs to include final score too then its perfect OP
>>64392327
The smaller conferences are alot easier than the larger ones
>>64392444
Chin testing, please have sex, MACKERS WANTS 50K ON X have bee personal favourites
>you will never get one of Wizard girls to play with your basketballs
Why. Live.
>>64392307
>best
euans half cokes
>worst
can't stop farting/pooing
>>64392444
Probably, but I didn't even have to edit this one
>>64392329
Was partial to send pellets
Metaknight is the worst thing
>>64392307
Is
>excellent now I can reback
A 2015 gimmick?
>>64392521
Yeah was a Norwegian cup game this summer iirc.
>tfw she matches
We could organize beautiful slag footy fixes.
DANGER, DANGER, NICKS ON THE PROWL,
GOFFY BOY WALKING AROUND WITH A BIG SCOWL
>>64392496
:(
I really couldn't at the time, bedroom stunk
>>64392603
is she fit
>>64392603
>Chelsea
Pump and dump t b h f a m
>>64392603
Show face
>>64392632
She's ok
>>64392521
Yeah. v underrated gimmick desu needs to be used more regularly
>>64392657
Looks d e c e
So is Hawks -10.5 THE bet?
>>64392657
>pic with phone covering part of her face
confirmed uggo
>>64392657
'ok'
more of her looks w o r l d
why do people talk like t h i s
>>64392603
>>64392632
>>64392642
>>64392648
false flag
http://www.crystalpalaceladiesfc.co.uk/teams/114347/the-team
there is no "beckie" or Rebecca or anything similar
>>64392657
Mirin that core
>>64392686
Yes
>>64392701
Typical lying slut, probably had one failed trial. Fuck it, if we match I'm calling her out. Ask her if she wants her chin tested etc..
>>64392701
Most likely a fake name to protect her ID, senpai
>>64392697
they do it for e m p h a s i s
>>64392701
There's a Bekki that plays for the development squad
>>64392697
to bypass the filter, candy-ass
try writing t b h or f a m
>>64392701
https://twitter.com/becksls_21
it's her lid, beckie strutt.
source: http://theeaglesbeak.com/2014/08/view-from-the-palace-ladies/
>>64392746
so there is
>>64392730
is pic related her?
>Electric guitar national anthem
A Y Y L M A O
>>64392782
>he doesn't drop acid and go to sporting events
not sure desu
A B O R T
>>64392767
If she signed for them over a year ago, why isn't she on the squad page on their website?
Trouville shitting the bed
pls no
>>64392826
not as if they keep their website massively up to date.
>>64392850
All the other signings mentioned on that article are on the squad page either for the first team or the first team reserves
>>64392845
hardly
>>64392875
fucking hell, maybe she got released last week, i don't know.
>>64392875
>this autism
chill out mate
Is there anywhere I can play live blackjack without having to wager any of my own money?
>>64392894
>>64392875
Don't worry lids, if we match I'll ask her about her current position in the squad.
tom newnes has made his social media public again
#player
>>64392894
>>64392911
It's not autism, I'm just genuinely curious why she isn't on the site
>>64392927
FAT TOM
A
T
T
O
M
>>64392950
we're already on page 2 of beckie stutts google results, bit disappointed it's not a similar result for tom newnes
>>64392686
Already at -11.5, going to wait for this line to come in a bit in play
done roll
cloner UAFC
>>64393004
Portland has looked awful. Most of their points have been second chance points, not a lot of clean looks
Reminder that megatron over5.5 catches is THE mnf bet
>>64393031
Not desperate to bet it, if it comes in it comes in
>trouville
>>64393034
You must mean Over 52 is THE mnf bet right?
>>64393096
>being this clueless about basketball
baka desu senpai
>6th man support
Cringe.
>>64393135
Think the Detroit defense is respectable enough to at least make that sweaty
>>64393031
Got on comfy -6.5 1h
trouville collapsing
>>64393142
Not the same guy but why shouldn't I be worried about Trouville losing?
>>64393142
Yeah ok, I suppose you're an expert in Uruguayan basketball. Fuck off cunt
>>64393286
They're only 6 points down, that's nothing in basketball
>bulce actually trailing to the fucking NESTS of all teams at HOME
glad I didn't include them in the accy today
Will be genuinely down if trouville don't cover the +
Aids
>when the kisscam goes on brother/sister or guy and girl where the guy is friendzoned
p m s l
SHAKING
>>64393421
What the fuck is a kisscam pmsl
>megatron gets a catch but loins will most likely score
conflicted feels desu, on both aints -3 and megatron o5 receptions
Need knicks come back like air
>>64393475
It's an American tradition where they put the camera on couples in the audience and force them to kiss in front of the thousands in the arena and millions watching at home
Need the Kings and Magic to win like AIR
Trouville shitting the bed
lumped on unders in jamaica game.
>>64393605
christmas cancelled
Defensor -1.5 looking surreal lids hup.
More like pooville desu!
Down off Uruguay and both Ameribets tips.
Fuck basketball. Need diseases.
SQUEAKY BUM TIME
I would LOVE to test Uruguays chin right now tbqh.
>>64393656
>>64393605
>>64393341
Look at these fucking slugs
Lmao'ing at you all
>>64393656
>basketball games are only one half long
'no'
nets look they can cover pretty easily, starting to wonder if I should have taken them straight up
I think it was like 4/1
>Trouville will never stop giving away fouls
Need some 3 pointers like A I R
>>64393516
sexist, bet they dont zoom in on two blokes or lezzas.
>>64393703
>prestaking anything on fucking >nest
>ever
inb4 >nest collapse
>>64393703
they were around 5/1 prestaking, although both teams have awful 3rd/4th quarters with nets losing in the most nets way possible
>>64393757
Face it lad, the traders knew more than a poor Uruguayan that posts on a chinese hovercraft enthusiast website. It's over.
DAC
>>64391780
Cheers lid up a cunt.
>>64393206
>Think the Detroit defense is respectable enough to at least make that sweaty
the ain't defense is so trash Detroit will cover 65% of the over by itself with ease and then Brees will adjust 2nd half and find a way to sling a few in
S L U G S
L
U
G
S
>aints defense
>aints defense
>aints defense
they were one missed tackle away from giving up at least 20 yards on the ground to Ameer Abdullah and the very next play they give up the softest catch and run to a TE for 50 yards.
>not being on o51.5 large
Never trusting Uruguay again. What a phoney. Probably just some slug on a proxy
>giving up 10 yards to joique fucking bell
THE COLLAPSE WAS REAL
Betaknight surreal
>>64393901
>le hope for a comeback so he can get some >(You)s man
>>64393939
this, so shrewd
I have no idea who the TD scorer for Detroit even was. If you have any way of getting in a Detroit overs go for it. Jewvada doesnt offer it in play but the lions are going to drop 45+ pts on the aints with ease. This is going to be a slaughter unless the aints get it going on offense
>>64393942
nope
>>64393964
>>64393939
his nba tips weren't so shrewd, sacramento are losing by 14 with less than 2 minutes left
Its ogre.
Fucking actual tears lids
So fucking down. Only bet I've been on other than the FA tip. Bollocks... utter, utter bollocks
>TROUVILLE WITHIN 2 POINTS WITH 13 SECONDS TO GO
SWEAT IS ON
THE URUGUAY SCREWJOB
>>64394042
make it back betting on Detroit overs m8, it might not be too late
>>64394043
....and they give away another foul and lose by 4
>89-85
Nice one Uruguay you cunt
TEARS
>>64394071
Why do you post this empty slut looking woman?
And with that Uruguay suffered ridiculous abuse and got driven away from /bet/ by autistic anons.
rip Uruguaybro, you were always good fun and I will live with the loss silently.
Need death like AIR
>>64394093
Fucking hell kid lmao
Blaming Euan personally since he was the one who pointed it out
Christmas is ruined desu lads
>The wasteland of Uruguay
>>64394116
I'm from Seattle and she's a porn star from here. I usually post her when I post football tips
>>64394121
Its clearly not serious
Unlucky lads, tomorrows schedule looks F R E S H though!
>>64394200
Guarantee at least one of these autists means it
>>64394174
post sasha grey m8 shes actually fit
Matt flynn warming up..
>>64394243
Lel
>>64394229
I don't have a ton of pics of Sasha Grey saved on my phone though. Plus she's wearing seahawks gear. don't pretend you wouldn't you meff
>MetaKnight's NFL accumulator is actually going to win
>people hating on based uruguay who's been providing WORLD bets/analyses for weeks
pmsl, i wonder why literally everyone was on NOW and not before
i really can't put my finger on it, absolute crowd mentality, i wonder who could have possibly instigated this
>>64394309
It's Euan's fault!
>>64394309
was it ross?
>>64394300
maybe he can afford to move
>>64394300
why do good things happen to bad people?
>>64394279
obv i would senpai, got her on snapchat but i find it a bit grim on there tbqh. bit too 'real', raw, uncut.
I was at the venue covering it
Match was very atypical, lots of phantom fouls and technicals against Trouville. Still believe it was a good bet
Wish I could've bet on it live, both teams must've given +8.5s. Now I know to not prestake in bb ever
>>64394300
His nfl accys are goat
>>64394382
it's all good bro, fuck the haters. but yeah, prestaking basketball must be done with extreme caution
>>64394358
kek that's dingy, and i thought my room was starting to look bad
>>64394340
>>64394346
Imagine being a part time penny punting slug, getting back from your sad little shelf stacking job and thinking you're onto a worldie when your beady little eyes see Euan mention Trouville on a + and you proceed to put all of your not-so-hard earned minimum wage on it. You follow your little rball, get real excited when Trouville have more points and 88% free throw percentage 10 minutes in so you put your whole weekly wage on and come full time, you're crying your little eyes out because you have to go back to your shitty wageslave job and earn all the money back that you've just lost to a betting god who is far, far shrewder than your mug self. That betting god is me. It repulses me to make money this easily when there's poor little scousers scrounging at food banks for a bag of lentils.
>>64394382
>Now I know to not prestake in bb ever
Number 1 gambling rule IMO
Oh and btw there was an unallowed dunk at the last second, I was with Trouville fans and started laughing at this. Almost got my chin tested
>>64392310
Dude thanks! Also what methods do you use for determining what to bet on?
>>64394480
>On +2.5
m8 plz
>>64394510
What sport?
>>64394382
Didn't see how high Defensor + got but yeah 8.5 definitely available at one point. Trouville I think peaked at +7.5. I took a little on +5.5 when that was available so not down much.
Thanks anyhow m8.
I'd get on Lecister to beat Liverpool this weekend at 3.50. TßH!
>>64394547
How many units you up this NBA season, lid?
>>64394600
it's @ 3.75 on 365
>>64394600
when will bookies stop putting this type of odds on leicester?
>>64394643
Haven't kept track on a sheet since I've been busy with grad school. If I had to guess, I'd say around 25-30
The detroit/aints game is going to have at least 31 points going into the half. Why weren't you on overs, anon?
Howdy lads, is the Spurs handicap worth it right now?
>>64394745
>(You)
>this fucking refball
just end it senpai
>>64394745
ayy
>>64394745
They didn't even score
That was the worst redzone drive I have ever seen
>tfw no lightskinned spic gf
>aints
>>64394892
I posted it before they disallowed one of the 3 (T H R E E) aints touchdowns the refs called back
>>64394714
>>64394643
Leicester @3.75
Arsenal @2.05
Stoke @3.25
24.00 treble
>>64395014
stoke wont win tho
>>64395112
Yeah they will, United are terrible at the moment
>>64395112
>implying man u can win on a cold day in Stoke if they can't even beat Norwich at home
metaKnight SURREAL
>>64395112
Why u liein for
Utd are shite atm, van gaal has 2 games to prove his worth, the players don't like his style, they'd drop the next two games if it meant he went
Not only that but Stoke has one of the best defensive records, very rarely concede with Shawcross, couple with their attack clicking, i think Stoke will breeze this 2-0
i could give more reasons but i cba
also
Middlesbrough @2.30
Brighton @2.80
Both singles
Fuck off hawks
>>64395014
>no value in mainstream they said
When the kids look behind the tree on the 25th, only to see a pack of lentils and soup, I'll stare at them blank faced, a single tear rolling down my cheek and whisper... "Ameribets"
>>64395315
I know you cunts aren't keen on acca's but my championship one is
Brighton @2.80
Middlesbrough @2.30
Ipswich @2.10
Cardiff @2.80
35.00
>mfw detroit/saints overs loses by less than 7 points after 3 disallowed TDs and the Hawks don't cover
JUST
>portland still trying down 11 with 49 seconds left
neat
>>64395427
>pls no
Don't know how many times we have to tell you lads, never prestake the NBA
>concede 39 points in the 4th
I NEED AIR
https://twitter.com/AUFfemenino/status/678663894995439616
>tfw no avg colombian gf
Heads gone, birdhouses destroyed, seething
ALL I DO IS WIN WIN WIN NO MATTER WHAT
>Ameribets
>Uruguay shite
Should've listened to the doto GOD
>>64395496
I didn't see the line drop below double digits in play either
time to eat way too much pizza and get fucking lit. all my sip n grip winnings gone.
Reminder that Ameribets said he would be "disappointed" if they didn't win by "20"
>American "tipping" ladies and gentleman
>taking basketball tips on /bet/
never again
>>64394826
>tfw ignored
Oh well, at least it's winning.
>>64395531
This 2bh
>could have been up 4k
>instead down 200
>>64395542
>everyone is perfect
Ameribets tips are pretty damn good
Here come the Hornet free throws. Signing out here, well and truly DAC.
Almost bet the house on the hawks phew survibed
>>64395536
It was at 9.5 a few times in the first half, and a very comfy fh handi of 6.5
>>64391183
>>64391236
Reminder
Shouldn't have given up so many offensive rebounds. Oh well, been a great month either way
lions prevent D should keep the overs in play guys
The three hour foulfest free throw exchange the occurs at the end of every close basketball match completely ruins it. Can an American enlighten me on what is enjoyable about this?
>tfw mug and just take atlanta, spurs and rockets ml individually
>>64395600
For you maybe, this was my last chance. Now my kids will be getting charity shop trash for Christmas
>>64395619
Why would you take the atlanta ml? It never went above 1.2
>>64395619
I only think one of those was above 1.25
>>64395608
It isn't meant to be enjoyable 3bh. It's just statistically the most successful play style.
They could nerf it by giving the opposition team 1 point for each additional foul after some nominal limit I think.
>>64395644
they were higher before lillard was announced to not play and i'm a mug
>>64395619
should've taken the nets ML SENPAI free money
>>64395659
No I'm not saying they should stop it. but this is absolutely terrible to watch and takes fucking ages, honestly watching curling is more entertaining than this.
How can a sport like this exist.
One final
>Uruguay
before bed. :^)
>>64395619
don't parlay mate, the expected ev is the same.
sometimes I parlay to get down to an even increment of 5 but it's only for fun and because I'm an autist
>your roll ends in $2.54 or $1.28
disgusting, an accy is going down
At least Houston covered so I'm down trivial amounts for the nightcap
>>64395703
>gooz
>>64395623
>le guilt-trip tippers into leaving /bet/ man
Also, what's with the hate for lentils. Tasty, cheap, high in protein, sounds pretty EV+ to me
>>64395682
I honestly though about it desu, but you can never be too sure about the >nests
They should've beat the warriors
>>64395704
i'm a college student mug that doesn't understand ev
i just pick moderate - heavy favorites for parlays and take tips from here and twitter
>>64395731
was getting sweaty a bit if hornets didnt kept meme fouling and/or chucked a 3 to end the lost game
>>64395731
Can't wait for tomorrow, lad.
>>64395738
Seriously, lentil taco night is the most +ev of dinners. You can invite all the lads over and spend like $20
>>64395731
Shall I double up Hawks losses on Utah State -6.5?
>>64395761
>i'm a college student mug that doesn't understand ev
learn?
>>64395771
Temple -2 and Utah State -6.5 is what I'm on for college. If you want another one, u50 would be the 3rd play for the Temple game, but I'm not on that one personally
>>64395738
Had some lentil soup while I watched the grip n sip game. Pretty comfy desu
>>64395800
I typically flat stake but ya, I would. Akron hasn't beaten a single good team this year
>>64395801
i just don't understand why it's so important
i mean if a bet wins, how can it be bad?
what's the point of finding better value on something that *may* lose compared to just watching nba scores live and make in play bets?
Clippers OKC game tonight is probably gonna have lots of lead changes gonna be eying the inplays and betting in small increments. Based Gods KD curse is gonna come into play tonight as well NOT EXPECTING the clippers to wjn but OKC is gonna lose this one late
>>64395821
>>64395821
If you bet $1 on a coin toss to be heads, to win 50p profit and it won- would that be a good bet?
>>64395838
I got on Clippers by 1-10 @ 2.74 pre-game. Hoping for the best.
>>64395821
this is my reaction regardless of serious or not
>>64395844
>>64395849
i can understand that analogy but if bet on apehoop and a team is up 5~10 points while betting on 1.1~2.0 odds, while not going /freemoney/ on a single game or barring a choke, you would make money perfectly fine?
(honest question)
>>64395813
>>64395787
You mean burgers and pies, r-right?
>>64395821
Well you were half right lid
Checking phone in bed had /bet/ open so one more
>Uruguay
>>64395892
I do enjoy a lentil burger lad
>>64395890
You would lose money over time, that's all it means. If you're just betting for fun, then that's OK (although you're a fucking degenerate and you'll probably be sucking off dogs for quavers within a year) but if you want to make some srscashmoney it's +EV to learn about EV
>>64395892
>not eating lentil burgers with lentil fries
zzzzzz
I fucking hate bovada. They can't even manage to unsuspend the MNF game for an entire half yet with one fucking line offered.
imagine being that incompetent.
>>64395930
thanks for answering my question seriously
it's just a pass time while dozing off in college so I don't think it's too serious at all
The only use I can see it being for is paying for eating mcdonalds with a 3-4 digit roll
>>64396053
if you can't work out how to calculate the expected value of a bet just by thinking about it for a couple of minutes you arent smart enough to bet t b h familia.
also, your degree is probably shit
>>64396053
You won't be paying for anything with your current betting logic, sorry to break it to you m80.
>>64396053
What's your major? If it's not STEM I'm going to be disappointed
>>64395861
This games not going to be won on a double digit margin if u see the spread go +9.5 or more its free money
Lads get on the Thunder in play right now at $3 they will win this win in the 4th.
>>64396123
if it's STEM and he can't figure out some sort of basic way of calculating even a relative EV ratio within 60 seconds he is shit and won't graduate anyway
>>64396133
Yeah I feel like this is easily hedged. Will probably get on.
>>64396116
>>64396098
i'm just buying $1 cheeseburgers m8
>>64396123
I was doing EE but didn't like programming at all, back to undecided
>>64396158
>>64396098
There may be an algorithm to calculate precise expected value but the entire thing that makes betting difficult is actually knowing the probability of an event occurring.
I'm getting absolutely cucked by Jim Bob Cooter tonight
>>64396174
told you
>>64396133
also, you're going to be spending your own income on those cheeseburgers since you'll piss away you're betting money anyway
also, overs is in for the Detroit game
