>M7 headrests
>the city of Memphis Depay
MEMPISS
POOPAY
every week the Daily Mail posts an article solely about the Manure players driving to training..
>>64380285
>overfinch
haha wtf is an overfinch m8
>>64380611
They pimp custom Range Rovers, whisky cabinets in the boot and shit
>>64380611
More than you can afford you poor fuck
>>64380255
What's with the cage? Does he have a dog? Why is there a cage inside the car?
Must be weird to be papped every time you go to training
>>64380654
Buying a convertible Bently while living in Manchester. Is this nigga serious? How many times is he going to be able to take the top off? Like once a year?
>>64380255
Nignogs gonna nig
>>64380620
>>64380285
>buying prefabricated off-brand """pimped""" cars
That is remarkably not pimp.
>memepiss
what a disaster.
this is why you never buy players from the eredivisie.
>me on the left
they've done that to arsenal players too. they took a picture of sanchez giving an autograph to a qt
Why is he driving on the wrong side of the car?
>>64381370
he's a madman
>>64381370
Please be b8
>>64381281
Marouane doesn't have a driving licence ?
>>64381370
this
>>64381403
>November
>Manchester United star Marouane Fellaini was clocked doing 81mph in a 40mph zone, before being spotted doing 59mph in a 30mph zone six minutes later
>Fellaini banned from driving for nine months and handed a fine
>>64381403
banned for 9 months for speeding
in a hybrid diesel car no less
>>64381389
is that how British say a Badass
>>64381144
This is what you get when you overpay niggers and footballers in general
>>64380255
>spoiler
Why are footballers such tasteless pieces of shit?
>>64381485
I wonder what the combined yearly wage bill is between the 2 Manchester clubs.
http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/mission-christmas-more-48000-children-10632017
Fellaini is the only one with a bit of taste.
VanGaal took Fellaini off and put Smalling up front.
You can't explain this.
>>64381506
Agreed, he looks so cool being driven in by his dad/handler.
Anyone know what the gentlemen of football drive?
>kompany
>>64381555
he drives the kompany car
>>64381575
Audibly chuckled
>>64381506
What about Steven '12 goals in 3 years' Fletcher?
>>64381881
>that disgusting new-money estate
>bentley sport
Absolutely disgusting
Discuss
Why is Memepiss driving those Mercedes G Wagons driven by those rich brats from Beverley Hills
>>64381506
>big black SUV
>taste
Spotted the micropenis
>>64381930
Humble but he's still a cunt
>>64381930
I'm impressed
>>64381930
surprised me
>>64380640
He has a dog, a really ugly chinese race
>>64381951
It's not been fucked over with rapper-tier customisation.
>>64380255
>spending incredible amounts of money on a pimped out Mercedes G-Class
>>tires are nearly bald
>laal
>>64381983
too soon
>>64380255
>buys g-class
>no doubt drives strictly on paved roads
for what purpose? it's literally made for off-road.
>>64382010
Probably got it for free since United are sponsored by Jewrolet
>>64382010
Literally driving the company car. Moyes was the same. I think Fergie was a pleb and drove a Bentley GT.
Reminder kids, being a Premier League bench warmer for years gets you this
>be world class manager
>be ambassador for a car company
>it's opel
>>64381498
i wonder how many of those kid's parents are alcoholics
>>64381930
liverpoops btfo
>>64382064
GG means it's rented
>>64382106
i doubt that
>>64381498
I thought Britain was free of poverty due to its generous welfare programs
>>64381983
I thought VW were safe
>>64382036
Kylie Jenner has one m8
>>64382061
That fucking mouth
>>64382165
>I thought Britain was free of poverty due to its generous welfare programs
>believing 4chan memes
>>64382165
>Kylie Jenner has one m8
and i doubt she drives it off-road
>>64381930
how does he fit his children and their mothers in that thing?
>>64382208
Probably when he was 17 at Liverpool and just passed his test.
He'll have some obnoxious, new-money trash now.
>>64382010
Do you think with such dismal season would be forgiven for driving a Rolls to work?
>>64380255
>mfw brits pronounce depay as depie
>mfw brits pronounce blind as bleend
>>64382165
>I thought Britain was free of poverty
>>64382251
thats correct pronunciation
>>64382273
Lol
>be me
>NEET for 3 years
>live a comfy as fuck life at home
>no bills
>no rent
>no expenses
>just free internet, BT sports and Sky
>mum gives me money to get drunk, go to the cinema, buy clothes etc. because she's worried about my social life KEK
>wake up at 5pm every day, play vidya and browse /sp/ all day/night
>own room
>get another room all to myself too because my brother has moved out so I make that my 'cinema' room with huge fucking TV, surround sound, PS4 etc.
>life is good
>finally get graduate job in london
>rent is 1500 a month
>bills are 2000 a year (water, electricity, tax)
>takes me 1 hour to get to work and 1 hour to get home
>by the time i get home too tired to even make myself anything to eat, just collapse on the sofa/bed
>no friends
>no social life
>no time to play games
>no money, because it all goes on bills
>apartment is a piece of shit
>walls are thin as fuck
>not comfy at all
>an upgrade would require that my salary is increased by about 30%
>that's not going to happen for at least 5 years
Remind me why I'm doing this again?
Tell me again why this is a 'desirable' life and how NEETS are autistic neckbeard losers?
>>64381930
well he customized it but very surprised. Maybe its is his everyday car and the good ones are at home.
>>64382282
becasue now when people ask "so, what do you do?" you will actually have something to say.
>>64382282
should have gotten an education you dumb shit
>>64381930
That thing probably cost a minimum of £20,000. It would take the average /sp/artan 15 years to save up enough to purchase that car on autism bucks.
>MUH HUMBLENESS
>>64382310
Every time I see a Dutch flag I think it's the Dutch City fan
>>64382310
I have a Bachelors from Cambridge and a Masters from LSE you fucking scrub.
I was better educated at 18 than you will ever be you pleb piece of shit.
>>64382282
>>64382282
don't rent near london you pleb
>>64382309
>implying anyone has ever or will ever ask me that question
Literally where and when would they? I work, go home, then sleep.
>>64382328
>"educated"
>can only afford a 1500 a month apartment
yeah nah kill yourself you lazy scrounger
>>64382337
So I should commute for 6 hours+ a day? Genius. That'll surely improve my work/life balance!
>>64382341
>"educated"
>bandwagons a plastic oil club in another country
yeah nah
>>64382340
what is your job
>>64382362
not the dutch city fan
>>64382363
Accountancy for an investment bank.
>>64382351
>thinking you need to go that far what a pleb
maybe shop around next time jim
>>64382351
>paying 1500 a month to live in an apartment
Top kek if you weren't from near London you could get a mortgage on a nice house for that
>>64382395
>talking sensibly to a job centre plus regular
>>64382371
>>64382371
sounds beyond boring, why did you choose that line of work.
>implying you aren't jelly as fuark
>>64382408
because my dad made me
>>64382408
my cousin does exactly that for a major American bank here in Holland and he wants to kill himself
>>64381983
fuck off torsten
>>64382395
Literally spent about 4 months researching it you utter mong. My commute is already 2 hours per day.
>Implying you know more about my situation than me
>>64382371
What's the salary like?
>>64382431
>working in London
Whats it like commuting through swarms of niggers and pakis m8?
>>64382010
What a boring fucking cunt, literally driving the chevy that all the relevant staff probably get for free.
>>64382443
Fucking awful. That's my point.
>>64382436
Standard 28k
It's a graduate job so I'm still doing on the job training etc.
>>64382431
I found flats for 1grand a month in a day, like said before you a pleb
>>64382417
terrible excuse, grow a spine. or do you parents have to pay for your education in england. in that case i pity you.
>>64382466
You must live in a beyond shit area and in a beyond shit flat.
>>64382282
What's your job?
>>64382476
>or do you parents have to pay for your education in england. in that case i pity you.
of course they do
>mfw scotland is still free tuition fees
>>64382476
he was on the job seekers allowance for years and he actually liked it
does that sound like someone with a spine to you?
>>64382483
says the poor faggot thats bitching about having no money lol pleb
>>64382463
28K in London is like 18k everywhere else
Just stick the experiences youve gained into your CV and fire it out to less-shit jobs
>>64382463
Good attempt at lying on the internet.
If you have a masters, you're not going to be earning that little to start off in IB in the city.
>>64382236
That's him driving to City training a few weeks ago
>>64382496
Sorry but in Britain things actually cost money. It's not like Netherpoverty where everything is basically handed out like aid packages.
>>64382524
don't be jelly ahmed
>>64382517
Is this satire? I'm being paid quite a bit more than most people in my situation. I'm fortunate. Usually it's 23-24k for this type of gig even for a FTSE 100 or 250 company in London.
>>64382483
>wahh i'm spending too much I haven't got a life or time to do anything wahhh
>remains cucked in expensive London flat, getting railed in the arse by his work and hating life
You are a smart man.
>driving tiny vehicles
>the state of europe
>>64382549
You are implying there is an alternatives. London is literally the only place hiring you fucking retard.
>>64382556
>i have to overcompensate
sounds like murikkka alright
>>64382556
are you here to fix my plumbing?
>>64382517
i had a masters and my first 'real' job was 19k a year
not in london mind, but still
>>64382556
>what kinda car you want f a m?
>just get me that gta v swat vehicle
>>64382566
you just love that black cock thats pounding you in
>>64382556
>not driving a veichle that can withstand the gunshots from either a white kid shooting up his local school or some of those dirty shitskins who we gave freedom to attacking us
>europe
>>64382410
Eh, the contrast is kind of poor desu. White and pink might have looked better.
Also
>tfw no qt 3.14 asian gf who drives a pink honda s2000
>>64381930
absolute madman
>>64380255
I can't imagine holding the gear stick with my left hand, seems weird. Although one hand steering is probably easier.
>>64382612
>not driving a vehicle that can safely transport entire classes away from school shooting
>>64382653
what a tiny man
>>64382624
i don't like the colors on his gf's car either.
>steering wheel on the right
Why is Europe such a meme?
>>64382675
now that's a chavtastic couple
>>64382587
you having a laugh?
my first job was 35k a year
>>64381575
>>64380255
>m7 headrests
oh fucking please!!!!!
driving such a stupid car i can handle. but be a fucking nobody player with a dick the size of a peanut and not even playing in the only cup that matters: the Chmapions League. Holy shit how can he even be allowed to buy those headrests he should be not able to do so.
i had respect for Depay when he was plaaying in the netherlands, and was happy for him that he went to Manu and hoped he did well. but with the stuipid Cowboy hat and gaylord scarf, now i cant stand the butch. mainly because HE DOESNT DELIVER.
you can only do stupid shit if you are a good player, like Shaq or Messi. But Messi isn't even doing stupid shit (beside the fag tat)
please fire Memphis and let him play in Belgium (LOL) fucking disgrace for my country!!! He doens't even talk native Dutch. He sounds like most robbers and rapists here sounds like when they've lived in Netherlands for 8 years
>>64382968
memphis said he is the future ronaldo
>>64382653
So this... is the power of overcompensation....
Wow....
>>64382653
>not being able to fit an entire nation of oil sheikhs you want to bomb into one freedom patrol unit
>>64382282
>be me
>never NEET
>go to school
>BS, MS, PhD in engineering
>job interviews but no offers
>get postdoc in Canada
>have to move to Canada
>have to live in Canada
>get paid shit salary in Canadian currency
>exchange rate is fucking ridiculous now
>postdoc almost finished
>still no job offers
Remind me where I fucked up?
>>64383039
>Remind me where I fucked up?
Canada.
>>64381169
>tfw i will never turn my dog into gold ;_;
>>64382436
300k starting
>>64382693
remember he's talking about pounds so thats about 25k
>>64383039
why canada so perfect la
>>64383156
that's not bad but still terrible if you have a masters degree
>>64381930
>listens to Redman once
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfoD_YiCiJc
>>64383039
English?
What's Canada like as a foreigner? I'm going to be going there for a year at the uni of British Columbia
>>64382371
I used to do accountancy for some shitbags, quit and now live the poorboi life. At least I'm not suicidal anymore.
>tfw gonna be alone on xmas and all i have to eat are some fish fingers
It's gonna be a good one ;_;
>>64383340
Sorry to here it anon, my well wishes to you
>>64382968
where have you seen his dick?
>>64383696
I was at The same soccercamp as this twat
>>64382282
fucked yourself over getting a job in london, im sure it will be worth it eventually though.. just put up with the shit
>>64383208
No, it's not. Having a Masters degree doesn't increase your starting salary in any measurable way.
When you start working you're a graduate and thus paid a graduate salary. Doesn't matter if you have a Bachelors or 4 PhDs. You still have no experience.
Masters and Doctorates will help you later on though.
Navas drives a NIssan Micra
based
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3299218/How-s-footballer-s-supercar-Manchester-City-star-Jesus-Navas-drives-training-8-000-Nissan-Micra.html
>>64383039
what engineering m8? i think you chose the wrong branch to study
>>64382968
>He sounds like most robbers and rapists here sounds like when they've lived in Netherlands for 8 years
Well, judging from his attitude, his daddy issues and interviews, that's exactly what he would be if he wasn't good at football.
