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Holly edition
Scorchers Vs Strikers
who /gong/ here?
>>64379170
>.webm
>doesn't move
knit your socks
statscunt on suicide watch
>>64379174
not sure what people expected desu, this is all he did last year as well really - aside from 2 or 3 huge knocks
>>64379170
Whores are determined to ruin everything.
>>64379145
speaking of the stars....
>kevin pietersen: great batsman or the greatest batsman in the history of the IPL?
1
2 Mark Waugh
3 Greg Chappell
4
5 Shaun Marsh
6 Trevor Chappel
7
8
9
10
11 Shane Lee
help lads
>>64379170
Who dat
>>64379170
you can see her knickers, someone should tell her, that could prove embarrassing.
>>64379190
woops... BBL. i'd ask what the fuck is wrong with me but i think my flag covers it
>>64379191
Stephen Waughner
>>64379170
Insecure girls dress like that at nerd conventions because they know they won't get called out for it
>>64379170
>>64379185
just imagine what kind of a sad clown she's going to look like at age 60+
>inb4 back surgery
>>64379205
the lesser known brother of the great Shane Waughner
>>64379191
Dave Hussey surely
>tfw spent over $2000 on gifts for my friend for Christmas and now I'm broke
FUCK at least she'll be happy I guess and there is no way her BF spent that much on her so there is that
>>64379218
GO HOME GAMER GIRL
Is Shane Waughner relate to World Waughner II?
>>64379228
yeah shit forgot about him
>>64379221
>just imagine what kind of a sad clown she's going to look like at age 60+
Don't buy the cow if youre not in for the long haul cunt
Why do they keep making yellow and orange lollies lads? Nobody likes them
>>64379231
KEK
U
C
K
Kane Williamson is the best batsman in the world. Prove me wrong.
Pro-tip: you can't.
>>64379170
Is this 60fps?
My wife's son and I are on the grass bank, can you see us on tv?
>>64379226
>Insecure girl will be the queen of the nerds. >Confidence boost +1
>>64379191
>3 Greg Chappell
m8... you're confused
Dean Waugh aswell
>>64379250
Good NZ players should be allowed to play for Australia.
>>64379231
did you buy anything for her son?
>>64379250
no objections here hey
>>64379261
are you the one dressed as a cucked little faggot?
>>64379226
PPPPPPPBBBBBBBRTHH
>>64379267
where did you come from, inverse England?
good point tho
>>64379257
Yes
>>64379191
>greg chappell
>>64379226
tfw i would behave exactly like backpak boy around her
>that crowd """"""atmosphere"""""""
WEST
AUSTRALIAN
CASUAL
ARENA
>>64379267
you're welcome for saving your prince bitchboi
so is the Paris meme dead now?
kek
KEK
K E K
based future goat paris puting the team on his back
>>64379245
>Don't buy the cow if youre not in for the long haul cunt
...yeah isn't that what i said?
also whenever some 8+/10 chick is strutting by looking like she breathes different air than me i like to remind myself that she has to take shits too.
something tells me that cosplay whore's shits smell like perfume and desperation
>i know you like to think that ya shit don't stank but lean a little bit closer see..... </roses>
>perth are good
KEK
well shit it's over
>banturd
>parshit
kek
KEK
Adelaide will choke, cap this post
>>64379295
Adelaide were at ridiculous odds after winning their first game, glad I put a motza on them to win this
Proper siblings XI
1 Dave Hussey
2 Mark Waugh
3 Dean Waugh
4 Shaun Marsh
5 Ian Chappell
6
7 Trevor Chappell
8
9
10
11 Shane Lee
fugged if i can find a keeper
i like NCN's action Tbh
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIE
>>64379226
how much do you think it'd cost to fuck her?
considering where she's eye-whoring herself out, i'm thinking $1000 and you can tape it too.
>>64379309
Healy had a brother I believe
>>64379304
in the Semi, yeah. It's an Adelaide tradition across all sports
>>64379309
>shane lee at 11.
>trever chappel at 7
fix pls
>>64379226
Who dat?
>>64379170
My mate and I went to a con once and dressed up.
Pic related is us.
>>64379310
that a gut feeling mate?
>>64379314
In Australia prostitution is legal, for $1000 you could get the hottest 18yr old you want, I know brothel that specializes in that, heck, it's usually $600 an hour
lol
>dimsims
Levercock >>> Cosgrove > Simmons > Lawford
Whats wrong with Jaywas eyes?
>>64379320
that kid to the left is guaranteed to marry a fat chick someday. you can see it in his face.... god had the word "compromise" in mind when He designed him.
>>64379309
Kenneth Healy
http://www.espncricinfo.com/australia/content/player/5747.html
get im in
even his daughter is better than him
>>64379316
Prelims in the AFL you SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETHING casual
What do you lads eat while watching cricket? Usually I have pic related. It holds me over for about 2 hours before I have one of my big meals.
>>64379313
this is driving me fucking crazy
>>64379346
why'd you play such a shit stroke simmons?
>>64379324
so you're telling me in australia i can get that busted ass convention chick with the shitty implants and shittier tats for under 250 and a pack of menthols?
where do i sign up to join your country? if the a-league lives up to the blooper compilations i'm set
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ughNoJbjqbw
Was Coonie at all 5 days of the recent test match in perth or is he a summer of cricket casual?
>>64379214
That's fucking pathetic anon.
this umpiring is legitimately atrocious and it has been all series
ANOTHER lbw howler
And how the FUCK is that byes? If he thinks it hit nothing, it is wides...
>>64379344
>I'm a AFL power user
>>64379309
Darren Pattinson
>>64379191
>Mark Waugh
>Less successful
Are you fucking kidding me? He was probably one of the goatest batsmen of all time.
>>64379362
What was the post you replied to?
I can't see the deleted posts today for some reason
>>64379369
the guy to the right buys their coke?
>>64379373
He was objectively less successful than his brother, which is all that matters.
The same applies to Ian Chappell.
1 Dave Hussey
2 Mark Waugh
3 Dean Waugh
4 Shaun Marsh
5 Ian Chappell
6 Trevor Chappell
7 Kenneth Healy (wk)
8 Shane Lee
9
10
11 Darren Pattinson
>pyjama uniforms
>DJ playing pop music
>cross promotion
>commentators spend the whole game cracking jokes like they're at the pub to make the pathetic viewers pretend that they're one of the lads
The Bg Bash League is more pathetic than the Gay-League.
>>64379373
>le elegant batsman meme
Literally Shaun Marsh-tier. It unironically makes me mad that he played so many tests just because of his brother when there were so many other objectively better Australian batsmen to replace him.
>>64379386
Spending 3k on a girl that isn't his girlfriend and then saying "I b-b-bet her bf didn't spend that!!!"
I see he reposted it in this thread, but I missed it.
>WBBL national average audience (first two games): 216,500 (One HD)
>Matador Cup: 96,000 (Gem)
>A-League: 78,000 (SBS2) and 62,000 (Fox Sports)
>NBL: 42,000 (Gem) and 14,000 (Fox Sports)
a league on pooicide watch
>>64379386
RC was explaining his haberdashery hobby
GET THIS MADMAN UMP OUT OF HERE
1 Dave Hussey
2 Mark Waugh
3 Shaun Marsh
4 Charles Bannerman
5 Ian Chappell
6 John Benaud
7 Dean Waugh
8 Dean Waugh
9 Kenneth Healy
10 Trevor Waugh
11 Darren Pattinson
it's light on bowlers
>>64379397
>This pathetic bait
KYS D
>>64379406
>dean waugh twice
>no Shane Lee
>>64379406
Wheres shane lee gone m8? And does it have to be australian
>>64379414
hadlee has a few knock-offs doesnt he?
its not like there's any tests on in australia at the moment, why do they have such shit umps
I dare you to name a single batsman in history who is better than Kane Williamson.
Pro-tip: you can't
>>64379421
dayle hadlee
>>64379428
Ashton Agar
Star wars was good lads
>>64379414
fugin accidentaly copied over shane lee with dean waugh
>>64379431
Kylo Ren is literally /r9k/, the character
>>64379428
literally flawless
Outlaw Torn is Metallica's best song, fight me
>>64379441
>Bleeding Me isn't objectively the best Load-era Metallica song
is it just me or does a "perth scorcher" sound like slang for a STD?
also, does anyone actually buy/wear those baseball caps they're wearing?
>>64379406
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_International_cricket_families
>>64379451
>also, does anyone actually buy/wear those baseball caps they're wearing?
Npe, they don't even come with the sticker on the cap, useless
>>64379451
>Perth Scorcher STD
Better ask your mum mate
>>64379439
smith's better m8 :^)
>>64379431
I've been having so much trouble hiding my fedora level during every conversation about this. Couldn't care less, but apparently that's contrarian.
>>64379452
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darren_Pattinson
KEK
>>64379462
Walking across his stumps as usual.
Jesus Christ I cant take these fucking songs anymore. Get your shit together straya.
>>64379452
>John Benaud
nearly forgot, he should be top of the list
>>64379441
>>64379450
18+ guys
>>64379462
>not even middling it
literally worse than port arthur
>>64379461
keep talking like that and you're liable to get a zooper dooper in the pooper
>>64379475
Based Wickramanayake
>>64379431
I've never watched star wars, but know a little about it.
If kylo ren is Han Solos son, how is kylo ren darth Vader's grandson?
What is Solos relation to Vader?
>flintoff on the project
>>64379451
well, I liked it Mr BSA.
>>64379479
I'm 34 kid
>>64379491
he is also leia's son
>>64379491
this might trick someone
>>64379475
get your shit in the loo
Time to retire Hogg you useless fuck
>>64379496
What went wrong?
>>64379491
his weird botoxfaced general mama is vader's babygirl. thats where he gets the force from....
>>64379498
So Solo and Leia are married?
>>64379496
That's almost as many years as RC has millions.
>>64379490
Close enough senpai. Its Wijetunge
>>64379500
No need to get mad m8. Enjoy your kfc.
Reminder that the Australian selectors are literal retards and Glenn McGrath wouldn't have gotten into this current team.
>>64379475
>go to Aus v Sri Lanka world cup match
>every second song is some curry shit
>>64379510
I dunno I haven't seen it
>>64379518
Are you actually Sri Lankan or just Andrew Strauss trip with a proxy?
>>64379518
thanks for the (You), please poo in the loo.
>>64379507
???
You mean where I spent my youth fucking chicks, finding the love of my life, getting married and having my kids and now while my wwife and children sleep I shitpost on this place?
Nothing I guess, who is your life going, psssssssht nothing personal
>>64379520
did your containment thread finally 404?
>>64379520
I dunno why they declare someone rubbish after like two games and drop them for seemingly ever.
So many of the Australian players in the GOAT team would never have made it past current selection because they would have been relegated to highschool coaching positions after their first few games.
>>64379506
when i see a last name like "hogg" i wonder if hundreds of years ago someone made a spelling error or had a moment of pure style.
>>64379512
RC has the same amount of millions as Daniel has had sexual partners
>>64379526
Im watching cricket on a monday night
>>64379520
>and Glenn McGrath wouldn't have gotten into this current team.
>who is Josh hazlewood
>Reminder that the Australian selectors are literal retards
These are the best selectors >we have had for years. But ofcourse you wouldn't know that because you're 17 years old and only started watching cricket during the 15 CWC
>TYEm for success
>>64379538
>best selectors
Anything other than Hilbitch is an improvement, but reminder that these are the same guys who picked Stoinis, NCN for a test squad, and flew Boyce all the way to England to bowl 4 overs.
>>64379524
Actual Shit Lankan.
>also make way for the superior cricfu
>>64379538
Bring back Hilditch lol
>>64379548
and it was 1 over
>>64379544
>TYEm for pies
How much longer until the Strikers batting collapse?
KEK
E
KEK
>>64379555
Tyem for disappointment
>>64379548
>Stoinis
just happened to be in the cunt. Handscomb and Hastings also got called up.
>NCN for a test squad
nothing wrong with that
>and flew Boyce all the way to England to bowl 4 overs
Agar in the Test squad for the India Test would have been a much better criticism
>>64379552
how long does it take you to write your full name down?
the BBL really dropped the ball by not getting sponsors on the leg guards. think of all the $$$ they're leaving on the table!
>this post sponsored by trojan condoms! they could have prevented this post
Is Brad Hogg related to Brad Hodge?
>>64379589
sisters iirc
When it comes to the New Zealand cricket captain, my glass has always tended to be half full.
Where others see madness, more often than not I've detected method; method from somewhere out in left field and beyond, but method all the same.
>On Sunday evening, watching one of the more bizarre test-match days on the banks of Seddon Park with my cricket-mad 10-year-old, I finally ran out of rational explanation.
>"Why did he go crazy?" asked Liam as Brendon McCullum trudged off having made 18 in an admittedly crucial 52-run stand with the unflappable Kane Williamson.
>"Well he probably thought ..." I started, before realising I had nowhere left to go down that path.
>What I really wanted to say would have been wasted on a boy who still sees the pursuit of sporting stardom as the most admirable chase in the world.
>I wanted to tell him that I suspect McCullum has already mentally checked out of his test career - a difficult concept to grasp for an adult let alone a child.
>I wanted to tell him that if it wasn't for the fact that New Zealand Cricket do not want Kane Williamson's first test series as captain to be such a high-profile one against Australia, McCullum could be retired to stud about now.
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/sport/news/article.cfm?c_id=4&objectid=11564451
>>64379250
Well he literally is now.
inb4 its warrick kappa on I'm a celebrity
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9aRmmWX5XI
kek
KEK
>>64379619
kane is a good looking dude
Is Carberry a specialist fieldsman?
>>64379400
Is the NBL that low? Top fucking kek, serves them fucking right for being so dysfunctional.
>>64379627
he makes up the quota
>>64379526
>being this much of a cliché
>>64379558
Not happening if they keep bowling Hogg
Who's the best rapper in Australia?
No Iggy plz. I mean actual rappers not gimmicky chicks who the first thing you ever heard them say is "FIRST THING YALL KNOW IM THE REALEST" --- I never gave you a credit line, bitch.
>go Perth go!
Its pretty clear they want to dry runs then force badelaide to get out trying to force something not quite their
>>64379617
Steve Harvey is my favourite stand up comedian bar none
>>64379462
>That bat fucking curved up in the air
Literally how does he even hit the ball? How does someone that shit get unpunished so often?
>>64379643
Dub FX
>>64379643
I'll give you a hint: it's NOT Kerser aka Worser
>NCN
NCN KILL
C
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#REKT
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NCN DED
RIP SCORCHERS
>>64379643
Seth Sentry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwjnQEtc4p4
>NCN ded
fugg
>>64379648
He's being propped up by his youth and physical attributes. He'll be found out very soon.
>>64379643
50 Cent
Adelaide getting blown the fuck out as expected.
well fuck me
FUCK OFF SCORCHERS
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
Ashton "never again" Agar
BASEDGAR
>>64379650
Can you recommend a song I can YouTube or an EP/LP I can slsk?
Also sry I'm pretty much off topic tonight but i'm watching this and I honestly know fuckall about these players (or T20 strategies/etc) so i'm taking advantage of /straya/ here while I soak in the glory of earning my Perth scorcher.
>>64379652
>>64379650
>>64379662
MC KYS
would have been pretty funny if agar also did hos shoulder Tbh
>>64379685
>Can you recommend a song I can YouTube or an EP/LP I can slsk?
No. Stop being a lazy cunt and look for yourself.
If Pattinson goes down, who plays tests now lads?
My money is on Paris desu
>>64379643
unironically Quan Yeomans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCJ9PPDwoBA
give it time
OPEN DOORS SO I WALK INSIDE
>>64379643
My mate somehow got some dickhead on his iPod who calls himself Jesta (I think he was a friend of one of his mate's; he is literally nobody) and I swear it is the funniest shit I have ever heard.
>>64379662
Plz tell me that dude's gimmick is Ricking the power glove all the time. If it isn't then just lie to me... I wanna envision a strange far away land where all the rappers are white and they all wear power gloves.
Also do abbos rap at all? Or are they the proverbial white rappers of Australia?
the hobart hurricanes would beat the windies
bonus points for demoralisation having darren sammy play for hobart
>>64379700
Most rappers fall off some once they get famous/paid. I was just hoping to get pointed in the direction of the good shit without having to hear the bullshit. Fair play to your point tho
>>64379722
>Also do abbos rap at all? Or are they the proverbial white rappers of Australia?
Flabba Babba Wabba Jabba Noongah is one of our best indigenous rappers m8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKedW8zP99E
>>64379480
>literally worse than port arthur
False flag attack to disarm the population.
>you now remember joel turner
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TF_dwlt3_CM
>>64379741
Fuck off cunt
>that fat cunt dancing in the front
>>64379643
Hopsing lives here now, I doubt anyone could top him
Who is that cunt with a horrible voice spouting in some ancient dialect?
>>64379743
thanks
>>64379191
Reminder Dave Waugh unironically existed
>>64379740
>indigenous rappers
I wonder if I'd piss off black ppl here if I started referring to myself as an indigenous rapper?
>43/33 needed to strike the scorch
In T20 are the ppl who avoid stats the geeks?
Wicket on over 15.4
>>64379745
Explain to me how a man, who is literally legally retarded with an IQ of 66, with no prior firearms experience, fired 29 shots, with 19 shots as fatal head shots, 1 other fatal shot and 12 wounded in 90 seconds?
>>64379648
he's literally the love child of Sehwag and Katich
>>64379748
Based Goose traveling the country to watch BBL.
Watch and learn newcunts, that is a REAL cricket fan
>>64379767
autism m8
>>64379754
Why is Dave always the name of the less successful brother?
>>64379767
Americans are shooting people all the time.
>>64379668
what do you mean lad his form is textbook stuff
>>64379767
I have no firearm training, I went to a range for my security license and blasted the papermangs with head and chest shots like money.
Point and shoot mate, that's all it is to it. That's why our country had the good sense to ban the fucking things.
>>64379773
dave christ
R8 my gf lads
>>64379767
Because he didn't do it over 90s, where'd you get that from?
>>64379782
thats a man m8
>>64379777
pure elegance
>>64379782
I fucking hate noserings. Makes any girl look like a pig, regardless of attractiveness.
>he came to attack paris
>>64379782
because of the septum 6.5/10 could of been a 8 m8
>>64379782
how much an hour?
Anyone have a webm of that fucking retarded reverse sweep smoth tried when he was on 196 or 199?
>>64379788
can anyone stop him?
T20 is shit lads
>>64379800
kek
>>64379767
Bryant is like the Bradman of mass shootings m8
>>64379774
In fairness that's because with ~350mil+ ppl you're bound to have a lot of ppl doing dumbass shit to get shot.
IMO that's the great unspoken thing with america... Everyone loves to cite our shooting stats and claim we have a gun problem... Naw, I think we have a bitchitude problem where too many ppl are doing repugnant shit to get themselves shot. We need a war on bitchitude dammit.
whenever I've spent a night or two in county jail I always asked ppl in there for agg assault / attempted murder / etc one question -- did they deserve it? Every single time without fail I got a "hell yeah"
loving this meme stance from ross
>>64379816
>whenever I've spent a night or two in county jail
you a criminal m8?
>>64379826
Ive spent 3 months in jail lad
>>64379832
based connie
thank you based umps
>>64379826
Naw i'm not a criminal. I've never robbed assaulted or otherwise wronged ppl like that.
There's a "war on drugs" out here so in my younger days when I'd fuck around and get rolled I might have to spend a night or two in county jail b4 getting out, going to court then "oh you're white and not selling shit... Ok then" and they let you go and your bail ends up bail being a fine.
>>64379832
CONNIE
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REFBALL
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Connie confirmed for stretched arse hole
super over
cap this
Hit a six farken
>>64379788
He looks so much like Chloë Grace Moretz
>>64379832
ayyy how's your arse m8?
>U R LE GONBIGD XDXD
>>64379722
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5yEnscdvZg
>>64379855
based connie
just fuck the marshes off already
>>64379848
Adelaide don't need no stinking sixes.... Perth giving up 4s like last call at a dive bar m8
>>64379860
>LE FUG MIDGE MARDGE xD
but yeah fuck shaun marsh
Why did Perth declare?
Lads, Jarryd Hayne's back in the team because of an injury
>>64379852
I didn't have any trouble at all. It was kind of relaxing to be away
Reminder no matter what happens Reality Cuck was wrong
>>64379869
H A Y N E
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>>64379869
fuck off matt
>>64379866
>LE FUG LE ZORN MARZH XDXD
Oh God it's Doherty all over again
