http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/football/35144652
And, it only took 20 years!
can we all now agree football is a poor mans "sports"? They exploited the plebs and third worlders
>>64378799
nice, next please ban seats from football stadiums
We did it, USbros
>>64378799
>8 years
what the fuck is it with the European justice systems? the norway dickwad gets 10-21 years for murdering that many innocent people, then these guys who sold out the sport dont even get a 2 digit ban when there is no liberty at stake?
god damn europe get your fucking act together
>>64378920
yes because your punishment system has proven to work much better than european
ITS FINALLY HAPPENING
PLEASE ALLOW REFEREE SEE REPLAY NOW
>>64378920
>mfw an American told yuropoors to get their act together
You're welcome
FREEDOM
>>64378934
>decide the guy murdered 72 people
>21 years max
That happened.
>Platini wanted to throw Blatter under the bus to rule FIFA
>they went down together
Smug frog BTFO.
Would it really change anything though? Next guy will go down the same road, its really just how politics work
http://www.theguardian.com/football/2015/dec/21/sepp-blatter-michel-platini-banned-from-football-fifa
>Both Blatter and Platini have said they believed their verbal contract was legal under Swiss law. However, Swiss law places a five-year time limit on such payments. The fact that the payments did not feature in Fifa’s accounts was believed to form part of the case against them.
>five-year time limit
>did not feature in Fifa's accounts
F U C K E D
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>>64378966
No
He gets reevaluated after 21 years to see if he has turned into a better human and if they don't think he has he's still in the slammer. For all intents and purposes he will be in jail for the rest of his life.
Please don't speak about things you clearly don't know about
>>64378966
>On top of that, when criminals in Norway leave prison, they stay out. It has one of the lowest recidivism rates in the world at 20%. The US has one of the highest: 76.6% of prisoners are re-arrested within five years.
http://uk.businessinsider.com/why-norways-prison-system-is-so-successful-2014-12
>>64378966
m8, when his 21 years finishes, they are going to give him another 21, this time on another murder, you stupid. He'll get multiple charges throughout his life that's all. He'll still stay there for life
>>64378990
>for all intents and purposes
>he gets "evaluated"
>if they think hes a better person he walks free
>after literally murdering 72 people
>and it only takes 21 years MAX
No, europe, you have no idea what you are talking about.
>>64378992
>lets talk about recidivism with regard to this fucking guy who wrote a manifesto about killing people
lmao
>>64379003
>no see its cool because we have double jeopardy
It boggles my mind that you people can stand in defense of this.
>>64379009
>>64378966
>>64378920
Please ignore this fucking retard. The more important thing to note here is that the U.S. saved FIFA. Also, since it's been established that Blatter and Platini embezzled the money, how long until they get arrested?
>>64379022
>Designing an entire justice system around punishing one guy
If you think America's justice system is better-functioning than Norway's because you can more easily execute people, throw them into a supermax prison forever; or throw them into gitmo without trial, then that explains a lot about America.
Blatter and Platini
BTFO
T
F
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thank you america
This is genuinely great news. However, if you think Prince Hussein is a better candidate you're deluded. Better the bastard you know sometimes, who knows what this crazy sandnigger will pull. Mass overhaul needed across the board.
>>64378920
Breivik is never ever getting out. The sentence is officially 21 years but they're keeping him in for life for public safety
Posting before the thread gets sticky!
>>64379009
first of all he will surely be in longer than those 21 years and also:
>being the same person after 21 years
>not doing anything bad for 21 years and still being tagged as a danger for society
you really think its a good idea to tell someone that he will be locked in a cell till the day he dies in that cell?
why would he even try do be a better person then?
there is so much violence and criminal activity in us prisons because there are people in there who know that no matter what they do, they wont ever get another chance
>>64379022
Stop embarrassing the US
I can't believe it
did we .. actually win?
did we splatter the blatter?
Breaking news : messi is now an orphan, blatter the father will be dead by the time the ban ends..
Good news for the festive season,Cr7 will win more ballon do'rs before he retires..
No more Uefalona, platini is out
>>64378799
two gone, now all that's left is to jail all their sidekicks and henchmen in charge of the national federations in each country.
well that graphic was fucking pointless
>>64379093
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD CLASSIC AUSTRALIA XCDDDD
So what will now change? Nothing or nothing?
>yfw as the police come to arrest Blatter he kills himself
>>64379093
yeah, remember when they extended the vote timeline to favour messi while penaldo was injured for 2 months
so are these guys going to jail or what?
>>64379138
It's obvious there was some embezzlement of money going on, so they should.
Tokyo Sexwale for FIFA prez!
ahahahahahahaha
>usa wins fifa again
>Lester gonna win the prem
What a year, we did it!!
>>64379027
>>64379067
>>64379077
I sincerely hope you all are proxys. Especially #2 who thinks its totally fine that the sentence doenst matter because they can keep him in jail forever. Holy shit dude shame on you.
>>64379044
>designing a justice system around punishing someone
You literally think this is a criticism? What the fuck do you think the point of a justice system is?
>hur durr people go to gitmo
terrorists go to gitmo man, youre arguing against legit punishment for norway man by saying terrorism shouldnt be punished
>>64379076
>you really think its a good idea to tell someone that he will be locked in a cell till the day he dies in that cell?
When he deliberately murders 72 people?
Yes. Yes the fuck I do.
>>64379189
I don't get it, how did the USA win? I didn't see the USA being mentioned there desu
>>64379212
I mean, the only thing I see is
>And US authorities have charged 39 football officials and sports business executives over more than £134m ($200m) in bribes for football television and marketing deals
But it doesn't look like USA had actually to do with Platini and Blatter ban and that's the main success here
>>64379212
It's getting cold Isn't it?
>>64379212
>>64379223
Would they be banned without the FBI investigation? No, they would've kept on doing what they do.
>>64379241
ah, ok, I get it now. Carry on then. USA USA USA USA USA
>>64378920
>mfw an american complained about the justice system near me
>>64378895
Cricket fucking sucks m8. They are reducing the number of teams in the world cup because the bigger nations were butthurt at losing to Ireland.
>>64379211
>designing a justice system around punishing someone
No, I said designing a system to punish ONE GUY is retarded, which it is.There's a reason why intelligent countries have legal scholars and professionals design their legal system, instead of inbred hicks who see a bad man on daytime TV.
This is now a capybara thread
>>64379289
explain how you think the whole system is designed to punish ONE GUY when the system was established long before he committed the offense
seriously, what
>>64379312
Are you legitimately retarded?
>>64379312
Your argument is that the whole system is broken because one guy didn't get punished as harshly as you wish he did. That implies that you would like to change the system so that this one guy will get a more severe punishment
>>64379312
yeah stupid yuropoors, instead they should commercialize the prison system and thus incentivize longer sentences, leading to 10 years for doing drugs! harsh penalizing is guaranteed to stop crime (and make money)!
getting cucked by corporations, lmao
>>64379330
>i didnt read the argument
>i didnt understand the argument
pick one m8
>>64379326
hey shitlord brit wants to chime in
good for you man, live in subservience
>implying ANYTHING will change
>>64379352
>commericalizing the prison system incentivises longer sentences
Ive read some very stupid things on the internet, but good job Finland, you made it to the top of the list
JUST
>>64379446
>>64379453
who roughed him up?
>>64379482
That's just his stale "I'm a feeble old man how could I possibly be corrupt" act
New FIFA President
Listening to Blatter's press conference now. He's fucking rambling.
>>64378866
why?
>I'm sorry i'm a punching ball, i'm sorry for football"
are all swiss this delusional
Blatter in full damage control now. Literally blaming everyone but himself.
>>64378799
SO here's a good question. Why were the rest of you such pussies when it came to Blatter and Platini?
You guys knew from the start that both Blatter and Platini were corrupt. Hell if anything The FA and England knew this all too well with Blatter, not so much with Platini.
Yet all you guys did was cover your eyes, plug your ears and pretend it wasn't ever happening.
Only after The United States got involved then did you guys start making the moves.
What were you guys so afraid of, is what I'm trying to ask.
>>64379521
>>64379557
Link?
>>64379571
http://www.theguardian.com/football/live/2015/dec/21/sepp-blatter-michel-platini-banned-from-football-by-fifa-live-updates
>>64379571
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/sepp-blatter/12061351/Watch-live-Sepp-Blatter-press-conference.html
once again America saved the mongrel taxes of Europe. You are welcome rest of the world
GOD BLESS THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
>football only has one medal at the Olympics, every other sport has their own medals
what the fuck is he going on about?
>>64379574
>>64379576
Thanks
>>64379541
becaus things like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5yG0N8YP_M
arent possible if you are sitting on your ass for 90 minutes
Finally
This confirms the euros and next world cup are finally coming home
No more REFBALL and bribery to stop us
Why is he still dodging questions? Its over, he's been found and the public knows it 100% now.
I'm literally watching a man break down.
Blatter just implied that if the U.S. was given the 2022 World Cup, the FBI wouldn't have investigated FIFA.
>this press conference
>Arab country should have world cup
>>64379608
>"If we were a little less corrupt, no one would have noticed!"
>>64379608
Yeah he's outright said that before. I could see it being the case. The US would be locked into working with FIFA for a decade and the more you pissed them off the shittier the deal you would get with the world cup. Both Brazil and South Africa got dumped with all the costs and useless stadia while FIFA made a fat tax-free profit.
he just blamed them for suspending him and that now he cant do his job properly anymore
Wait, does he legitimately think the common fan is on his side? Can one man be this delusional?
>>64378920
it's not a judicial ruling made by a court you dumb fuck, not the same as a prison sentence
>>64379628
the difference being that the U.S. already has all the stadiums and infrastructure built so there's no way FIFA could push the U.S. around in that regard; giving the U.S. the World Cup in 2022 was never in FIFA's interest
You guys think Platini will have anything to say to the press
>>64379656
He'll pull a Budd Dwyer
Has the whole press conference been in French?
>>64379641
Putin likes him.
>>64379670
lol no, in the guardian:
''Blatter’s spoken English, German and French in the past few minutes. His command of languages is perhaps his second most impressive quality after brazenness.''
>>64378992
1 outta 5 guys gets in again. If Breivik aint in that 20% I swear I will eat my shoe.
Blatter : I feel betrayed
AYY LMAO
>>64379651
They could still pull shit like they did in Brazil, forcing them to write a law to allow beer to be sold at the games (Budweiser only). When these investigations started to surface, they could have threatened to take it away. Then you'd have people like Clinton who lobbied for the games telling the FBI not to fuck up his achievement. Many of FIFA's biggest sponsors are US based companies that have a lot of influence, and they would want any investigations pushed back till after 2022. We still have corruption in the West, it's just softer.
>compares his situation to a player getting suspended for a match
>>64379687
hell probably be like vikernes and live a very isolated life and write neonazis propaganda if he ever gets out
guys, guys
guys
what if
guys what if
guys what if blatter is right
>>64379692
Putting Alcohol in the stadium would be the least scandalous thing in the world for us.
Also Swiss. Is what he said about Swiss Banks true?
>They tried in 2002 to get rid of me!
>There is pressure against me!
Literally crying conspiracy now
>>64379708
The Norwegian dream
>>64379709
what if he is innocent
>mind = blown
what if he is batman
>Blatter says he regrets that he cannot now put into practice the reforms he planned for Fifa. “I cannot do my job!” He was working hard to implement some good ideas, he says.
Oh fuck off
>Perhaps I'm not the most clever man in the world
That's an understatement.
>Platini
>Honest
>>64379717
Let's see if he can pin it on the Jews
>>64379731
"i want a divorce because you keep beating me and cheat on me with shemale hookers in our bed room while i sleep next to you"
"good job, now i cant take you on the holiday trip i planned for us"
I'm impressed he's fluent in all these languages. I guess when you're doing shady deals on the side, you can't have translators with you.
Wow Blatter can speak a lot of languages. I too wish I grew up in Switzerland.
>FIFA couldn't afford to pay platini 2m francs for 9 nine years
top blatt
Spanish, German, English, and French.
Makes sense. Switzerland doesn't have a national language that and he has to do deals with CONMEBOL Officials
>FIFA has no influence on the confederations
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
>>64379574
>>64379576
>firefox doesn't open the fucking videos
why is sepp rocking the Nelly look?
>>64379779
nigger, I'm using forefox and it opened for me
>>64379779
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg
it's over now anyway.
>>64379793
fuck
thanks anyway nipbro
i dont know english anyway looooool
>I'll be back
What did he mean by this?
>>64379779
it does u just suck
We've just witnessed the last stand of a desperate man who knows he is completely fucked.
>>64379804
he was going to the pisser
>>64379804
batman la
>>64379565
Sepp and his core of African/Asian supporters had managed to isolate the English FA years ago, casting them and the British media as troublemaking rabble rousers.
The English FA kept quiet when they wrongly believed they somehow had a chance of winning the hosting rights for 2018.
The U.S. Authorities had jurisdiction to step in because payments and bribes were paid in U.S. Dollars.
He looks awful
>>64379929
Watch he is going to die off from a heart attack or allow some alignment to get the best of him and die
Just watch.
>>64379929
>I'm just a frail old man, look what you're doing to me ;_;
oldest trick in the book
Shiieeet
>>64379960
All those slaves died for nothing
>>64379929
He's putting on a front and hoping his African supporters can bail him but he's beyond fucked. Especially if the US makes moves to get him extradited to stand trial once they find evidence.
Good riddance.
Never thought this day would come, tbqh familiares.
>tfw 2022 WC could now come here
>>64378799
Stopping corrupt people ain't shit if you don't put safeguards to prevent their successors from being just as corrupt. Enjoy the delusion of non-corrupt sports, it won't last.
>>64378833
Exploited third worlders? The 3rd worlders are exploiting us in FIFA
Miss me yet?
>>64378966
>this flag this topic
the other anons are right, he´s probably never getting out
So what happens if they try to have a kickabout at the park?
>all the American triumphalism itt
Are you brown people serious? It's just another case of "we can do it but you can't", like with interventionism, banking secrecy, doping, drug trafficking, human rights violations, warmongering, spying, etc.
Let's not pretend sports are any less corrupt than last year because some idiot got caught with his dick in the cookie jar.
>>64380096
>mountainjews complaining about banking secrecy and warmongering
>>64380105
Be careful Xi, your credit score might screw up with those opinions of yours.
>>64379715
What did he say?
>>64380069
No you corrupt faggot
>>64380092
Ball gets confiscated
I present to you, FIFA's new president.
>>64380105
Precisely you cunt. The Americans and the Brits have been on a crusade against Swiss bank secrecy while doing much worse in their backyard
>>64378799
>All because of a 1million payment from Blatter to Platini
This doesn't touch the amount of corruption surrounding South Africa/Russia/Qatar.
Blatter and Platini got off easy.
>>64380116
I shitpost for the glory of Mao.
>>64380137
>>64379574
>>64379576
Jesus Christ this is hilarious, from the looks of it he's just some rambling old man that clearly knows he's guilty but he's just trying to shift the blame
So are we going to be re-running the 2018 and 2022 World Cup locations now? Reminder that it was England that exposed this old faggot before the draws happened, and his rampant ABEism meant that we were never going to be picked to host 2018.
2022 revote when?
>>64380018
>He thinks there's gonna be a noticeable difference
Gonna be like the American presidential election, same shit different guy
Dana White for new president of FIFA. What could go wrong?
>>64380245
Probably never
>>64379641
This is a guy who had a movie made glorifying FIFA for creating the World Cup, and he somehow thought that someone would like to see what is probably the corniest and most self indulgent piece of shit ever made. He couldn't possibly be further removed from the common football fans if he lived in the proverbial ivory tower.
>>64379804
He tried to win over the hearts of the people by making a cool robocop reference.
>>64379022
You know he had a legitimate reason to do it? The entire reason was because the camp is funded by liberals and everyone there were "primed" to become "leaders", the kind of leaders that have made Sweden the cucked shithole it is now, by his killing them he put the entire plan back by at least a decade. Don't tell me, you think they were just normal kids at a summer camp. What is it with Americans having opinions on things they know nothing about?
we win again
as always
http://www.theguardian.com/football/series/saidanddone
Occasional reminder that the said and done column is the best thing on the internet
>>64379358
isn't it your shift serving freedom fries at mcdonalds yet, or didn't the mobility scooter arrive so you can't get there?
>>64380240
U.S=2018 WC
U.K=2022 WC
>>64380406
>that reason
>"legitimate"
Oh my
>>64378799
too bad this happened a year too late. qatar still has 2022
http://www.theguardian.com/football/2007/may/29/newsstory.sport13
>John McBeth calls out Jack Warner and others for being corrupt
>is accused of racism
>gets hung out to dry by the home nations who shit themselves
>turns out Warner has his fingers in all sorts of pies
Hope somebody has issued an apology to McBeth for showing some balls and calling Warner out.
>>64380250
SHORTER SHORTS FOR WOMEN, HERE WE COME
So did The FA and other Federations know about Platini's corruption or was that not known until after the fact?
>>64380842
Blatter already wanted that.
http://strawpoll.me/6326313 t b h
>>64380897
>>not voting for the Sex Whale
>>64380434
You're wasting your time. Europeans don't see jail as punishment, they see jail as a way to reintegrate somebody into society.
If they had a failproof way of knowing that a criminal would never again commit a crime, they would let him off with a slap on the wrist. It doesn't matter if he's a murderer they'll just go "oh but he won't do it again so it's fine."
http://strawpoll.me/6326375
http://strawpoll.me/6326375
http://strawpoll.me/6326375
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http://strawpoll.me/6326377
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http://strawpoll.me/6326313
>>64378799
SEPP BLATTER ON SUICIDE WATCH
SEPP BLATTER ON SUICIDE WATCH
SEPP BLATTER ON SUICIDE WATCH
SEPP BLATTER ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>64378895
>tennis
>cricket
>polo
>fencing
>sports
>>64379656
He didn't show up to his hearing so probably not
>>64379692
Clinton probably requested the FBI investigation that started all this after he got burned on not getting the World Cup in USA.
>>64379929
Is he going for a Nelly look?
>>64380140
It doesn't matter, the only point is to find a reason to prove Blatter guilty, ruin his name, and get him out.
Hopefully they go further and root out the real corruption.
All of this because Qatar took America's 2022. Beautiful in some way.
>>64379372
nigga the point of prisons in america is to make money, and longer the sentences bigger the pay.
That would be fine if it actually worked
Bravo FIFA! Now Platini = Blatter for all the world and especialy US.
>there's literally a candidate for FIFA presidency called Tokyo Sexwale
Platini just said Blatter must resign from Fifa. And the day Platini presents to election of FIFA, Blatter's team found the 1.8M story..
There is no bribes involved about Platini, just an old man who try to kill another one before he go to jail, and this shit turn against him too.
Platini have no problem with justice, on other hand you have Blatter.
>>64385390
is there a reason as to why the french always speak in broken english?
I mean, that was japanese tier
>>64387080
We dont give a single chit bout Anglich.
>>64387080
They have a loathing for anything english, it's like that with any french person, just compare Wenger speaking to Klopp
>>64388178
Don't give a "chit" about bathing either, eh, Frenchie?
>>64388247
do you think we like england?
I might be wrong, but as far as I have seen, our english is pretty good.
>>64390140
Doesn't matter how much you like/dislike england, us and the frenchies have been at it for centuries
>they are actually going to let them come back
the limp european wrist delivers another blow
>FIFA corrupt as all fuck
>Sepp Bladder BTFO
>Qatar's a rig, Russia's a rig
kys divegrass-loving Europoors
>>64390455
Neither of them will ever get a serious job in football again after their ban is over. Hell, Blatter might be dead by then.
>>64378799
Blatter's legacy still lives on in FIFA. That will never go away.
>>64379645
Which makes it even dumber that he wasn't banned longer.
FIFA doesn't need the same standard of evidence to ban someone for a longer period of time.
>>64380105
>mountainjews
China with the banter.
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>>64398200
who dis titty tornado
>>64385390
>There is no bribes involved about Platini
Yeah it's just coincidence that his son got an executive position at a Qatari sports firm just before the 2022 WC vote. Or that Qataris bought stakes in both PSG and a very favourable deal for Ligue 1 rights through the Qatari owned BeIn.
>>64390140
They are still pissed at us over waterloo and pretend to not understand our language
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