P*rth vs Sadelaide tonight. The Marsh's, Voges & Coulter-Nile all available for Worst Australia.
Who /glory/ here?
>>64370066
/wog/ pls go
Execute all muslims.
Execute all muslims.
Is KP elite?
>>64370490
Yes.
>tfw still a long time until based NRL
You are now aware that there is an actual /poog/ thread up at the moment.
why isn't BBL fantasy league allowing me to trade before the game?
>>64371552
have you already done three this round?
>>64371570
It says I have 21 trades left
They freeze you out after 3 trades a round?
>>64372087
Yeah
reminder that Kane is unironically the greatest player to ever grace the game
Perth Scorchers 13-man Squad: Adam Voges (c), Ashton Agar, Cameron Bancroft, Michael Carberry, Nathan Coulter-Nile, Brad Hogg, Michael Klinger, Mitch Marsh, Shaun Marsh, Joel Paris, Ashton Turner, Andrew Tye, David Willey.
>>64372495
3rd best roster on paper after the Thunder and green Melbourne. Hopefully Agar and Bancroft are playing
>Hogg will never give you the ol' lickaroo
>>64372611
Whiteman isnt in the squad bizarrely (is he injured?) so Bancroft could be playing as the keeper. Likely XI imo
Car Battery
Klinger
SMarsh
Voges
MMarsh
Bancroft (wk)
Coulter-Nile
Willey
Agar/Paris
Tye
Hogg
Other options would be to use Bancroft as an opener or even send in Willey as a pinch-hitting opener like his county does.
I'd suggest Agar will play ahead of Paris because that gives them 2 spinners because they already have NCN, Willey & MMarsh who are seam-bowling allrounders.
>>64372770
Whiteman's finger's fucked and he's out for the next three rounds
>I prefer spin bowlers
>>64372495
I'm not feeling at all confident about >our chances, lads.
How many years before Melbourne red/green and Sydney pink/green are rebranded and renamed?
Such a stupid concept.
Why is NZ so much more based than Australia lads?
What is the best disaster movie of all time and why is it Deep Impact?
>hogg still playing
Thought he retired. Must be tripping.
>>64374036
Because it was based on your conception.
>>64374058
I bet that sounded clever in your head.
>>64373983
Sydney green to Western Sydney
What do with the Melbourne teams? They both play in the CBD
>>64374100
>ripping off the a-league this hard
fucking kek
>>64374119
>he thinks the A-League was the first league to rebrand a team to Western Sydney
kek
KEK
K E K
Typical 13 year old wogball fan on school holidays
>>64374119
because ayy invented the concept of Western Sydney?
Knit your sister. The teams need to be separated on geographical grounds.
Even the literal boss of the BBL struggles to explain the differences between the Sydney/Melb teams. he basically just spouts memes in trying to do so
http://www.espncricinfo.com/magazine/content/story/946099.html?CMP=chrome
>The [Sydney] Sixers have built themselves as a really strong entertainment brand. The [Sydney] Thunder are a bit more grounded, in terms of their community outreach, etc. The [Melbourne] Stars consider themselves very much as the Melbourne sporting fabric at the MCG, while the [Melbourne] Renegades offer something very different in a stadium with a roof and the motocross at the innings break.
fucking kek
who /holly/ here?
>>64374210
hi threadcounter, havent seen you around for awhile. You missed Holly on TV on Saturday.
>>64374210
Reminder that based, elite, muscular Ellyse is far superior and that you are a supreme casual if you think otherwise.
>>64374210
She has broader shoulders than my wife's son
I have never met someone who considers the A-League their #1 Australian sporting league that wasn't;
a) asian
b) under the age of 18
c) a complete and utter loser and outcast who spent lunch in high school playing 5 a side soccer on a basketball court with his loser outcast mates, all of whom have absolutely NO coordination and would get embarrassed when the big strong cricket/rugby league/AFL playing popular kids jokingly challenged them to a game
>>64374343
you literally just described daniel
does that mean cricket is the equivalent of /wog/ in PP?
>>64374202
>while the [Melbourne] Renegades offer something very different in a stadium with a roof and the motocross at the innings break.
Get it? Because they are renegades and rebels!!
Fuck sake the BBL is so plastic and manufactured. I get that it's new, but it's only got worse, if anything.
>>64374149
>>64374202
As much as it hurts for you to admit, any team that wants to brand itself as "Western Sydney" will be doing so to try leech off of WSW.
It's too easy to destroy you Ausfailian buttblasted bogans.
>>64374343
d) refer to soccer as "football"
>A-League creates W-League for womens soccer
>BBL rips them off by creating WBBL for womens cricket
fucking hell when will cricket stop copying the Based League
>spouts a casual, uninformed opinion
>gets called out on his casual, uninformed opinion
>immediately goes on the offensive to try and pass himself off as >LE RUSEMASTER XDXD who is deliberately trying to bait people, and not just an idiot
never change matt
>>64374502
Why are you so obsessed with him
>>64374478
KEK way to confirm yourself as a teenager whose sporting knowledge dates back 5 years at the most
the WNBL (women's basketball) dates back over 30 years
kek
KEK
K E K
K - E - K
who /cuppa/ here?
>>64374610
Yorkshire tea
>>64374381
>does that mean cricket is the equivalent of /wog/ in PP?
I spent half my childhood there and it LITERALLY is.
It's what the losers and nerds at school play while everyone else plays rugby. They kid themselves into thinking that they chose to follow cricket because it's a more patrician and mature sport, but it's really because they were forced to play it. Because all the popular kids and bullies played rugby and would bully them. So they ran off and played cricket instead.
>>64374566
Please, the WNBL sides have NEVER, NEVER been directly linked to a men's counterpart, like the Based W-League and Based League. Cricket Australia KNEW they had to copy that as women's teams would never survive as their own self-sustaining unit without the Men's side, and Cricket Australia KNEW that the Based League had the right formula.
Go back to school kid.
I finally saw star wars last night now I can shitpost again
>Stacked team full of very good t20 players
>From Perth
This is the exact type of game a team from perth would lose. Expect RC to tip the scorchers
>>64374729
>Based League had the right formula.
based on what?
it hasn't exactly been successful
continue being a loser and an outcast though
>Cricket Australia CEO James Sutherland says the Big Bash League will increase its investment in fireworks and BMX riders, while decreasing the amount of cricket.
>“Quite a few of us at Cricket Australia are cricket fans but we understand public taste is shifting.”
>“People want explosions and motorbikes doing flips and that’s what we’re increasingly about.
>“To be honest cricket is not Cricket Australia’s prime focus anymore; we’re basically here to sell chicken, to shift drumsticks and wings.”
>The governing body has announced that innings will be reduced to ten overs in 2017 and five overs in 2018.
>“Having players off the field most of the time allows us to do so much more with the monster trucks and the DJs we have planned. People will love T5”
>Critics of the plan say this will mean the BBL will basically become a Crusty Demons show that tramples the spirit of cricket.
>Cricket Australia say this is simply not true.
Test """"Cricket"""" on suicide watch
>“Do the Crusty Demons have terrible hip-hop dancers? I don’t think so,” said Mr Sutherland.
>“Anyway, a BBL game will still feature more cricket than a test does these days and has the added bonus of not featuring the West Indies.”
>>64374729
>referring to anything a-league as 'based'
top jej
>>64374851
username?
>>64374820
>he is now feverishly googling to try and find some way of proving his point, so much so that he will have his post of google-searched damage control ready to go before he sees this post and realizes how correct I am, just before he posts it
>he will then spend a few seconds reconsidering whether he should post it, because it will prove me right, but he will go ahead and post it anyway and pretend he didn't read this post
YOU CAN ONLY POST IN THIS THREAD IF YOUR COUNTRY HAS THE #1 RANKED BATSMAN IN THE WORLD.
NOT SO FAST POO PEELIA
Leave the Christians to me
>>64374948
Are you trying to imply the W-League HASN'T been successful?
How could it possibly NOT be successful when Cricket Australia has BLATANTLY copied it, and when the W-League is THE most watched sport in it's timeslot. Prove me wrong. You cannot and you will not.
Face it, you got schooled. Go back to school kid. Done and dusted.
>>64374982
Root will be soon
>>64374879
TitusOReily
>>64375041
kek
KEK
K E K
>>64374851
>and has the added bonus of not featuring the West Indies.
that is literally wrong
>>64375040
KEK
he actually completely discarded his ready google-searched post when he saw my post, so as to not prove me correct
you can't make this up
>>64374948
>>64375040
Also, the whole >LE I AM PRETENDING TO KNOW WHAT THE OTHER PERSON IS DOING XD XD tactic of counterposting is played out and amateur is fuck. All it does is reveal that you YOURSELF have undergone the same process since you can describe it so well. Just a tip buddy.
i still cant believe this happened
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/k20xAislyhl3lMepAS4
>>64375074
Stay Mad matt
>>64375086
>Still replying to a sperg
Dam son youve got some deep seeded insecurities
>>64375099
you are literally SEEEEEEETHING at how correct I was, and the fact you only noticed my post AFTER you went to all the effort of putting your post together made you even angrier
>>64375099
Reminder that this is Poosterbitch posting without his trip.
>>64374400
>using "Ausfailian" unironically whilst posting from Australia
utterly SEETHING newcunt wogboy detected.
>>64374100
Wouldn't be surprised if they send one to Geelong. Geelong's mayor has been talking about trying to get a BBL team.
>>64374202
>motocross at the innings break
Hahahah I was completely unaware of this.
>Red Melbourne
>>64375155
Why would I be seething?
Did the WBBL copy the W-League? Yes
Are BBL fans IN THIS VERY THREAD asking for Cricket Australia to change the Sydney team to Western Sydney to leech off the popularity of WSW? Yes
Are BBL fans IN THIS VERY THREAD hoping and praying that an Indian consortium buys one of the Melbourne teams so as to provide funding and an academy much like Manchester City did with Melbourne City? Yes
Has Cricket Australia secretly been lobbying the FFA to not bring over international teams for friendlies so that people don't lose interest in Cricket? Yes
J U S T
U
S
T
>>64375260
Kill yourself Poosterbitch.
You have already been exposed
Your new gimmick had already failed
>>64375260
I'm still waiting for the post of damage control you had ready, full of links pulled from google, that you discarded when I called you out before you posted it.
>>64375260
If they've been lobbying them to do that, it's obviously not working.
Soccer crowds and cricket crowds have relatively little overlap anyway.
>>64375314
>>64375318
So far
>We have confirmed that Cricket Australia has COPIED the A-League in regards to the structure of their Women's counterpart league
>We have confirmed that 4chan cricket fans want nothing more than to rebrand their teams and copy the A-League's naming scheme
>We have confirmed the W-League is the leading sporting program in it's timeslot
>We have confirmed that cricket fans want their BBL teams to be privately owned by consortiums much like the A-League
Is there anything more?
>>64375425
The W-League is the only sporting program in its timeslot you seething child.
>>64375462
We had already confirmed it was the leading sports program in it's timeslot, but thanks for re-iterating.
>Burns and SMarsh are LITERALLY going to play-off in the Big Meme for their Boxing Day spots
kek
KEK
>>64375506
i would like to point out how amusing it is to see you attempting to put forward a smug, pseudo-intellectual persona while being unable to use "its" correctly.
>>64375548
So you are saying my choice of words and sentence structure is "smug, pseudo-intellectual"?
Are you a literal child? None of those words should be difficult to read. But fine, I'll meme it up from now on for your convenience
>>64375462
You must be SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETHING that you have confirmed what I LITERALLY said the post before
You were just KTFO (kucked the fuck out) you shitcunt autist.
Kek
KEK
K E K
K - E - K
post /cric/ approved advertisements https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Inu4ACaWH8I
>>64375667
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NM39rnBTBFc
>>64375604
>None of those words should be difficult to read
Who said it was? Do you know what 'smug' and 'pseudo-intellectual' means?
Maybe you're just embarrassed and caught off guard. I mean, I would be too if someone just pointed out that I can't use "its" correctly. You learn that shit in year 2.
When does the big meme match start
>>64375739
Holy kek, this SEEEEEEEEEEEEETHING casual thinks pointing out grammatical errors is embarrassing?
FUCKING KEK
It's obvious the way I structured my posts made them seem "pseudo-intellectual" to you because you are without a doubt a poorfag public school bogan who thinks they're smart because they get their news from Russia Today instead of ninemsn
>>64375828
7pm
I was fucking working from 7am this morning and I'm tired enough it already feels like 9pm. Just fuck my shit up.
>>64375833
Nothing screams "pseudo-intellectual" like boasting about going to a private school.
Reality cunt on narrative abortion watch
>>64375880
EXPOSED AS FUCK.
I bet whenever all the guys meet up for a lunch break you whip out your phone and tell them the media is lying to them fucking kek
So the game isn't on at some meme time, does that mean it's finishing up at like 1am local?
>>64376147
noice
too bad its at the WACA which is a shitpile of a stadium
is the new one any good?
>>64376147
glad to see you getting along to support some local cricket, enjoy!!
#THEFURNACE
>>64376298
it starts at 4pm perth time so its on at 7pm AEDT
>>64374795
reminder that Reality Christ's trigger word is 'filter'.
>>64376315
Fair enough, I'm retarded.
>>64376304
As Premier of Western Australia, Colin Barnett, I can confirm the stadium is coming along nicely and will be ready for the 2018 Toyota™ AFL Season.
Waiting for RC's prediction before putting money down
>>64376414
Put your money on the Scorchers, they will "literally" romp this game.
Reminder that between a, aborted memeshot on the second to last ball and bowling an abysmal 0/49, Faulkner is clearly responsible for match fixing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLCkMu8mSOg
While we wait for a big meme, watch some of the big meme
>Roy Morgan research data has revealed South Australia and Tasmania are Australia's biggest states — not by area but by waist size, with almost three out of 10 people classified as obese.
West Australia and Victoria have the least number of obese residents, with more than three quarters below the national obesity line.
http://coach.ninemsn.com.au/2015/12/21/15/25/south-australia-and-tasmania-are-australias-most-obese-states#zJVDkeFg0uEfh08R.99
lel get cucked shitmania and sucks australia
>>64376458
Strikers it is, cheers
Reminder that Bradman was an era babby
>leave Sadelaide to me
>>64376603
Kane will be stuck playing for a ranked 6th side for the rest of his career, one guy cant carry a team
>>64376603
please return to your thread
>>64293194
>>64293194
>>64293194
This is the Big Bash League thread, as stated in the OP
>>64376648
and me
KANE
A
N
E
>>64376694
WHY does he wear the beard?
>leave Sadelaide to the superior BBC
>>64376775
Ludeman Vs Cadbury: Battle of the meme helmets
>>64376654
>>64376659
kek
KEK
K _ E _ K
>the 3rd Kiwi got PTFO'd by Reality Christ
>daniel has had a breakdown and now only talks to himself in his autism thread
>nz"/cric/" is down to statscunt and autistic memespouter
kek
KEK
K E K
I have a random question:
If you were to make up individual teams from each Australian state, the requirements being a full team from each composed only of players born in that state, and have a tournament among them who would be the best?
Where are the BEST Cricketers in Australia produced?
>>64376864
Queensland.
>>64376864
not even a question, New South Wales basically IS the Australian national cricket team, but historically and presently. So much so that it is said that unless New South Wales is strong, Australian cricket cannot be strong.
New South Wales has just about won more Shield wins than every other state combined
>>64376880
who the FUCK has Queensland produced? Ian healy?
kek
KEK
K E K
>>64376864
New South Wales and it's not even close
All-time NSW XI
Victor Trumper
Arthur Morris
Sir Donald Bradman (c)
Neil Harvey
Steven Waugh
Allan Border
Adam Gilchrist (wk)
Richie Benaud
Bill "Tiger" O'Reilly
Ray Lindwall
Glenn McGrath
And holy fuck at all the names I had to leave out... Sid Barnes, Michael Clarke, Douglas Bollinger, Bob Simpson list goes on...
>>64376996
>>64376891
nsw are population babbys
>>64377022
Richie Benauds dead m8
>>64377030
NSW have only about 2 million more people than Victoria, and yet have produced many, MANY times more great cricketers.
That's a bullshit argument and you are in full damage control.
>>64377055
I'm south australian...
>>64377055
see >>64377030
The all-time NSW XI would LITERALLY beat EVERY SINGLE all-time XI of EVERY SINGLE international cricket team
>>64377071
So?
I just used Victoria as an example.
>>64376603
and Kane isn't?
How many GOAT bowlers has Kane stood up to this year?
Yeah, well WA has James Brayshaw, so checkmate
>>64376603
wew lad
SA has Trevor Chappell
Checkmate faggots
>tfw friends with a newborn share an anti-vacc Change petition
>>64377127
Pooality Peeck is right for once.
Not only the lack of quality bowlers going around in this era, but the lack of competition in the batting department.
Who does he have to compete with? Warner who still hasn't hit his prime? Smith who has no technique? ABDV who isn't as good as he used to be? Cook who isn't as good as he used to be? Root who can't play on the front foot, ever?
This is the weakest era in test cricket in a very long time. If you think I'm just suddenly coming up with this as damage control, think again, and have a look at the archives for previous test matches this summer. It's been widely discussed that this era of test cricket is very weak.
The fact that 50 year old Dale Steyn is still the #1 bowler, and literal rookie Josh Hazlewood is easily in the top 10 should say it all.
I look forward to the Poo Peelander's meme reply in damage control which doesn't address any of this, which I will not read.
>>64377189
>he wants to inject babies with toxic metals and diseases
You're a foul cunt m8
I wish I was cool
>>64374610
>coffee machine broke last week
>STILL getting repaired
I'm going through withdrawal lads, it's fucking terrible
>>64374610
>cuppa
>in summer
>30 degree weather
You're a dopey cunt
>>64375041
Root seems like a good lad, but he's punching above his weight in the rankings
When you compare him to guys like Warner, ABDV, Khan and Kane he just comes up lacking
He WILL be exposed against handsome muscular Dale Steyn this series
>>64377358
Get outside you meme spouting loser.
>>64377256
>le all the black players are "SUPER COOL MON"
sick of this nigger lover meme
>>64377358
The fact that someone like Brad Hogg is still able to come in and dominate goes to show how much of a joke the big pleb league really is.
>>64377401
It makes perfect sense, considering that Hogg:
>was always GOAT at limited over cricket
>is LITERALLY the only person to bowl the chinaman meme
>isn't a fast bowler or a batsmen, so his age doesn't affect him too much
>continued playing cricket immediately after his ""retirement"" and didn't lose his form
>>64377449
Why isn't he playing ODIs anymore then? Seems like a cash grab to me.
>>64377500
there's no reason to when memeswell and agar can meme while bowling passable spin
>>64377500
in t20 he only has to stand out in the field for an hour and a bit.
in ODI's he'd be a liability having to field for an entire 50 over innings and he'd probably get tired/injured in the process.
t20 is literally just about holding your nerve. That's why old cunts like Hussey, Hodge, Hogg etc keep doing so well at it.
Look at the way Fuckner spilled his spaghetti last night compared to the way Kallis produced consistent deliveries compared to the rubbish that Sandhu was offering up.
Experience is very important in t20, surprisingly.
>>64377256
someone tell me why gayle gets the 333 player number but everyone else only gets 2 digits
Reminder that if you're whining about the Windies yet unironically shilling for Ireland and Afghanistan to get test status YOU are a SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETHING casual.
>>64376849
based statshandsome
Good to see Reality Kek's poodiction of Sri Lanka winning got blown the fuck out yet again
Daniel thinks he's better than us so he doesn't post much here because he thinks he's got a "gf".
Watch him come back here crying in a couple of months after he pours his heart out to her only for her to leave him for based, muscular and handsome Hugh.
>>64376603
this desu
Bradwoman was a draftdodging statpadding autist who was the only one that took cricket seriously when every other player was a 45 year old with a day job.
>>64377651
ajay with the double c.uck
>>64377608
Because he asked for it?
Everyone gets asked what number they'd like to have, and 99% give a logical, single or double digit number.
Gayle's career revolves around being a special snowflake so he asked for that.
>>64377127
The guy who LITERALLY destroyed Kikeal Kuck's career in an hour.
Midgel Shitarc
Johnmeme
Anderson in England
Herath
Hazlewood
All of whom are ranked as some of the top bowlers. Stay literally poorious you were pooved wrong again.
>>64377661
>Bradwoman was a draftdodging statpadding autist
this is literally the truth
In one Ashes Test match, the rain wrekt the pitch overnight and he didnt want to bat on it because it would ruin his average so he LITERALLY batted himself @ 11 and got the red ink
kek
KEK
>>64377674
literally read the reply to that post
>>64377674
>any of these
>up there with the GOATS of cricket
Bane will never EVER reach his true potential because he is stuck playing for poo peeland ltd
you know in yours hearts it's true pp's
>>64377711
he literally omitted the one actual GOAT, Dale Steyn, because Kane got fucking rekt by him
Kane LITERALLY got exposed by some Shit Lankan lanklet literal whom the other day
kek
KEK
>>64377738
>YOU in charge of watching the whole game
Kane will literally shred Shitsteyn the next time he sees him.
>>64377750
>absolutely seething
>>64377670
lmao stay mad skinny whiteboi
>my name is Dale and I have a pet rabbit named Kane
>>64377651
kys statscunt
K E K
E
K
>>64377782
BASED GOATistic Elitespouter
>>64377214
We're in a transitional period, much like the early-mid 90s. In another five years, there are plenty of batsmen and bowlers around that have the potential to be GOAT-level then.
Batsmen: Kane, Root, Warner, Kohli
Bowlers: Starc, Hazlewood, Pattinson, Shah, Amir
>>64377791
>you now realize he literally saved that match with a torn scrotum
Kane is elite
Checking digits Ltd.
>>64377777
>>64377738
>>64377750
>>64377791
>>64377772
B L O W N T H E F U C K O U T
L
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H
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fuck sicario was a shit movie
>>64377796
Where the FUCK is Patrick "GOAT" Cummins?
he is "LITERALLY" better than Hazleshit and Glassinson
Why is the match-fixing Paki even on the list?
>>64377022
>bollinger
kek m8.
I'd actually drop Harvey for Clarke and swap out Benaud for another pacemen, probably Alan Davidson, who'd bat above . lindwall and O'Riellly. I'd then have Bobby Simpson as coach
Other blokes you forgot
>Mark Waugh
>Stan Mccabe
>Norm O'Neil
>Mark Taylor
>Doug Walters
>Jack Fingleton
>Frederick Spofforth
>Ernie Toshack
>Stuey Clark
>Warner
>spud
New trip idea for one lucky poster:
Reality kek KEK K E K
>>64377796
Amir will never be back to his best.
Wasted talent, just like Ishant Sharma.
1. Pat Cummins
2. Mitchell Starc
<POWERGAP>
3. James Pattinson
4. Joel Paris
<POWERGAP>
5. Josh Hazlewood
<POWERGAP>
6. Kagiso Rabada
7. Mohammad Amir
>>64377865
>Ishant Sharma
>talent
>>64377871
"I only watch Australian test matches broadcast on channel 9 and get my sporting news from Fox Sports": the post
>>64377871
i'm not going to fall for this
>>64377871
This power gap usage is NOT standard /sp/ format and I advise you delete this post immediately regardless of its ranking accuracy or inaccuracy
Helpful reminder that soccer is for poofters and muslims and both of these groups need to be executed.
>>64377865
see >>64377873
wasted talent would be Jerome Taylor and Kemar Roach
>>64377873
ALERT
ALERT
SUPREME SEETHING SUMMER OF CRICKET CASUAL DETECTED
At one point in time, Ishant Sharma was touted as one of the best up and coming fast bowlers in world cricket. You are LITERALLY a casual if you don't remember this, or disagree with this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18bVFf0k8oQ
>gets dumped by the IPL
>forced to play in the terrorist League
http://www.espncricinfo.com/ci/content/story/953791.html?CMP=chrome
kek
KEK
Fatson on pooicide watch
Why are there so many kiddies in /cric/ lately whose memory does not go beyond 2010?
Is it because of the school holidays?
>>64377912
>russell
>bitterson
>gayle
>bravo
>watson
kekles
>>64377909
Hitting someone with a ball does not make them a talented bowler you SEETHING fucking casual
He was LITERALLY selected because he was the only non-manlet the BCCI could find, and any of the hype was artificial
You now remember that there is a /poog/ thread up right now.
>>64377929
Chris Lynn is trying so hard to be one of them its actually amusing
The difference is all of them had established international careers before they became hired mercs
>>64377873
>le fug le ishant xD
Your casualness is showing
Funnily enough I think he's improved a lot over the last year. He literally has everything possible to make him a good bowler, the only thing is he's too dumb to make it work.
>>64377871
Who the fuck is Paris lmao
I'd rank Rabada higher than 7.
>>64377865
Losing Asif was the bigger tragedy imo. I unironically think he could have become an all-time great.
>>64377912
Reminder these are LITERALLY the top picks of the league and Fatshit WILL be making a significant amount of money from it
>>64377909
Ishant has sick flow, he must condition daily
>>64377934
>he didn't even watch the video
>not only that, he didn't immediately recognize the spell
Your opinion has been COMPLETELY discarded now. You are genuinely a complete casual and have exposed YOURSELF within 2 posts. While I will reply in debate with others from here on, I will not be replying to you.
>>64377949
>Your casualness is showing
>Who the fuck is Paris lmao
>>64377949
>Who the fuck is Paris lmao
watch the BBL tonight and find out
literal incoming GOAT
also keep an eye on Billy Stanlake. Literally the new McGrath combined with the pace of Brett Lee.
>out on a beer and sausage resupply run
>turn the corner
>see this
What do?
>>64377966
>>64377968
fuck off adam and gatebro
>>64377934
>le i only started watching after le mitchell in 2013/14 XD
kys. He was 6'4", had good wrist position and could bowl 145-150. He LITERALLY was filled with potential, and could still turn a corner given he's only 26.
I can unironically see him improving a lot given Kohli is obsessed with muh big strong fast bowlers. I was watching some of the SA series and his pace was up as well.
>>64377971
I literally live near there
>>64377934
what the fuck are you talking about?
the video is about Ishant's spell to Ponting when Ishant was a kid
literally everyone knows about that spell
how casual are you?
>>64377966
>>64377968
Sorry I only watch real cricket, not a stale watered down version of the IPL featuring a bunch of literally who's and washed up ex-players.
>>64377981
Ever see them cruising by? Have a cold one with them?
>>64377977
>LE PACE IS LE EVERYTHING XD XD
Go jerk off to Tait you fucking freshcunt
>>64377977
he just needs to do more with the ball than jsut angle in and swing it further Tbh
>>64377977
Which PP poster is this? I'd like to know which one of you actually has some knowledge regarding cricket, for future reference.
These literal children are actually making me seethe.
alex ross aka the broomstick to sweep his way to a nifty 50 tonite
>>64377990
"Your" team is LITERALLY ranked 6th (SIXTH) in "real" cricket
kek
KEK
K E K
>>64378008
statselite obviously
You can hate on my KEKposting all you want, but I'm literally the most knowledgeable NZ poster.
>>64378008
>some knowledge
thats clearly statscunt reading straight off cricinfo m8
>>64378008
THAT is based, elite and enlightened 3rd Kiwi poster
>>64377995
>It's an old shitposting code sir, but it checks out
>>64378008
THIS IS OBESITYGOOSE
>>64378019
PP's "golden age" team got blown out by the worst Australian duct-tape side since the days of Kim Hughes
kek
KEK
K E K
>>64376458
Don't you put that evil on my team!
>>64378032
Why is your 4chan green in 2015?
>>64378040
>refballed in Brisbane
>outscored PP Ltd in P*rth
>refballed in Adelaide
*for this purpose, "freshcunt" refers to someone who arrived here (from reddit, Facebook, /bet/, etc) shortly before, or during, the 2015 CWC
1. Unironically uses the word "comfy"
2. Still considers AB De Villiers the best batsman in test cricket
3. Hates Mark Taylor and Mark Nicholas as commentators
4. Rates Bumble and Michael Holding as commentators
5. Has a New Zealand flag
6. Unironically uses "us" and "we" when referring to a national cricket team
7. Openly hated Shane Watson
8. Openly hates Shaun Marsh
9. Believes Steve Smith and David Warner are better batsmen than Kane Williamson
10. Thinks Pakistan are the best test team in the world right now
11. Gets angry when /cric/ posters start discussing "the old days"
12. Gets angry when /cric/ discussion goes off topic in any way
13. Genuinely believes they could have scored a century against the West Indies in the first test
>>64378051
Most, but not all archives for the boards are in green. I just rememebered that post because his reminded me of it so I looked it up.
>>64378059
>5.
I am LITERALLY more knowledgeable than 90% of the posters in this thread. This is an objective fact.
>>64378059
>6. Unironically uses "us" and "we" when referring to a national cricket team
>12. Gets angry when /cric/ discussion goes off topic in any way
Couldn't these apply to a certain obese poster who no longer uses a tripcode but DEFINITELY still posts here despite his repeated "retirements" from the social club?
>>64378074
If you are statscunt, aka >>64377977
then I agree with you, and you are the exception to the rule
Daily reminder /cric/,
There are 2 or 3 Worst Australian posters who do nothing but endlessly shill all of their "future GOATs" like Joel Paris, Bitchwide Marsh and Wankcroft.
These are them
>>64378047
>>64377966
>>64376664
>>64376147
They will typically heap praise on New South Wales in a bid to make themselves appear relevant.
This is YOUR daily reminder to hide, sage and report all Worst Ausfailian posts.
>>64378081
>trying this hard to fit in
R8 my original meme that I just created.
>there are people itt not on the stoinis bandwagon
kek
Sharma does NOT have talent you seething fucking casuals
People THOUGHT that he might have had talent a decade ago and the BCCI LITERALLY did everything they could to develop him, give him exposure on the international stage and build on his supposed """"talent"""".
He has LITERALLY and UNIRONICALLY played 68 tests and has been absolute shit in 90% of them. If he had any talent, it WOULD have shown by now. Instead he's gotten worse and worse since 2007 and is only beginning to to show meager signs of improvement , but even then he STILL hasn't returned to his earlier form.
You CANNOT call him wasted talent
>>64378097
>being this new
Sad really
>>64378096
It is very annoying.
The same group of them have been doing it for years.
While actual future GOATs like Warner and Starc have been coming up quietly (on /cric/) on the other side of the country, every fucking time a Western Australian makes a century or takes 5 wickets in a shield game we hear endless bullshit about how they are >LE FUTURE GOAT XDXD.
It's so fucking tiresome. Stop it.
>>64378092
correct la
>>64378101
seething casual: the post
>>64377711
>>>/int/52447048
>>64378105
>Starc
>quiet
>on /cric/
What
am
I
reading?
>>64378101
Not anymore he doesn't, but back in 2007-2008, as a youngster, he DID. If you think this is an unpopular or uncommon opinion, why don't you go through the cricinfo or other cricket-related newsite archives from around that time and you will see MANY people more informed, intelligent and knowledgeable than you highlighting his talent.
If you think that I'm trying to say that his talent was wasted by the BCCI, or by mismanagement, or injury etc, that's not true. He wasted the talent himself. That doesn't change the fact he did have immense talent at one point in time and could have been a great fast bowler if he handled it correctly.
I get it. You made a half-hearted and flippant reply in rebuttal to my claim of him being a wasted talent, and were shocked when you received flack for it. Now instead of wisely slinking back into the woodwork, learning from your mistake and researching in future to avoid exposing your casual underbelly, you have decided to go all out to try and defend your position. Just know that you are wrong.
>>64378141
I mean when he was back on the fringes, in shield cricket (like Paris) and now the #1 bowler in the country you fucking idiot. Back then, /cric/ absolutely HATED him and just considered him a meme bowler if anything.
>>64378161
>and now the #1 bowler
*not
>>64378161
trip on
>>64378100
>Henriques-lite
""no""
>>64378161
as a youngster he SEEMED to have talent, that was LITERALLY the thrust of my post.
>tfw no muslim refugee gf
why live
Execute all muslims.
Why is Joe Root so overrated, bros?
Apart from that time where Baddin dropped the Ashes, he's literally never scored runs under pressure.
>go away for an hour to get dinner
>people are STILL obsessing over GOATistic Elitespouter
Please stop guys, I want to talk about cricket
just some quick fantasy advice, pricing has been updated based upon a 3rd rolling average. However since they havent played 3rds yet, their averages going into rd1 have been used as a part of their average.
What it means that if they were originally priced high and didn't perform well in rd 1 (and only played once), they are only going to drop a minimal price because they still have 2x their previous averages as a part of their rolling average.
Conversely if they were priced low initially, they still have low scores keeping their average down.
Basically if you don't already have them, trade finch and ross this week. Think about SOK as well if you need another cheap allrounder, Lyon is about to go and the sikers have another double round coming up.
>>64378243
>Saxon would execute this
kill yourself
>>64378258
elbows pointy etc etc
Execute all muslims.
>>64378258
I don't find women with male pattern baldness attractive.
@ScorchersBBL XI: Klinger, SMarsh, Voges (c), Carberry, MMarsh, Bancroft, Willey, Coulter-Nile, Paris, Tye, Hogg. #BBL05
>>64378288
an overwhelming majority of women have a hairline like that
Why does an indonesian trip keep posting in these threads?
What the fuck would an indonesian know about cricket? I can't read his posts because I filtered Indonesia and all trips
