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December 29 - Rizing Fighting World Grand Prix 2015
December 31 - Rizing Fighting Federation 2
January 2 - UFC 195: Lawler vs Condit
January 16 - Invicta FC 15: Cyborg vs Soccermom
January 17 - UFC FN 81: Dillasnek v Cruz
January 29 - Bellator 148: Koscheck v Secor
January 30 - UFC on Fox 18: Rumble v Bader
February 6 - UFC 196: Werdum v Sea Level Cain
>News
https://twitter.com/thenotoriousmma
Thanks Aaron
>>64367019
>Rizing Fighting World Grand Prix 2015
>Rizing Fighting Federation 2
People know the organization is called Rizin, right?
>>64367062
no problem Chad
Reminder only RDA and Khabib are hard fights for Conor
He would rekt all of 155
>>64367042
Giblert and Alvarez could take down Conor no problem. People are acting like he is an untouchable God because he knocked out Aldo. He still has holes in his game. Also, bendo has always said he'll take fights at lightweight or welterweight.
post your favorite MMA pictures
i wanna cuddle with rose's molested pussy and tell her everything is going to be alright. i will always protect her pussy so that she will never get molested again. And then she's gonna be real thankful and will ask me to marry her.
STOCKTON 209 WUT WUT
>>64367163
Sea level Cain is such a fucking monster.
>>64367019
How do you think Connor will fare against Nate?
The banter should be fun at least
>>64367163
>>64367147
>Giblert and Alvarez could take down Conor no problem
You should watch the Chad fight again, Conor stuffed quite a few takedowns. He has decent TDD
>bendo has always said he'll take fights at lightweight or welterweight.
Bendo put on a lot of size for his last fight, he isn;t making 155 anytime soon
>>64367215
conor is too small
Who /Gojira/ here?
>>64367224
Bendo has repeatedly said he can make 155 whenever he wants, but I'll just believe you instead....
Also,
>Conor has decent tdd
Stuffing a gassed Chad doesn't impress me. I'm not saying conor would lose to Giblert and Alvarez, but they are far from easy wins for Conor.
>>64367187
Rose is mine, faggot. Pat Barry said I could have her 'cause she abuses him.
>>64367271
>Bendo has repeatedly said he can make 155 whenever he wants, but I'll just believe you instead....
Bendo pre his last fight yes, but you have to agree he was HUGE his last fight compared to before, he has added a lot of size
>Stuffing a gassed Chad doesn't impress me
He stuffed takedowns in round 1
>>64367129
lol
>>64367150
very unflattering desu
she looks like a monkey here
>>64367308
No, he has said it after. The whole hype of him going to bellator would be to fight will brooks at lightweight. He would not have trouble making 155.
Also, Conor defend 1/4 takedowns the first round. It's ok to accept Conor isn't a perfect fighter. He has no wrestling base, it would be shocking if he had good tdd
WOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>64367252
>le Conor is a manlet meme
Conor is the same size as RDA, if not a little longer, and he brutalized Diaz, on the feet as well as on the ground.
Nate couldn't handle his mewvement and kicks. It would be an easy fight for Conor.
>>64367373
>1/4 takedowns
Thats actually good against a fresh Chad
WHERE YOU AT CONOR? WHERE YOU AT MOTHERFUCKER
>>64367421
Lol, no it isn't
>25% tdd is good now
I guess I should just stop trying to talk to McGregor fans.
>>64367271
Gassed because he was taking Conor's kicks to the body
He did better on his back than Chad did anything in the fight.
>>64367469
>No wrestling base
>against the best wrestler in the division
>Not good
m8
>>64367504
You don't get credit for not trying hard, but not being good enough. Getting taken down 3/4 times is shit tdd anyway you slice it.
>>64367163
I prefer Diazposting to Mcposting desu
>>64367538
>not trying hard
*trying hard
Also, what makes you think Conor would have more success stuffing Alvarez or Pettis who are a lot bigger than Chad an excellent wrestlers themselves?
>>64367543
Post Nate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sF-E0Z7tSp4
2:45
>>64367583
>Pettis
*Giblert
I just need to stop typing
>>64367583
>pettis
>wreslter
ok m8
you now imagine sage northroid against mc gregor or diaz
mcg: "get your little school boy ass over here and bend over, bitch!"
sage:"haha that's very funny, sir. i hope we nice fight together, i really like your humor and i think we could be friends."
--
diaz: "yo when team ninja be comin fo yo ass you gon be runnin to ya daddy like the bitch you are motherfucker"
sage: "yes, sir, after the fight i'm going to go home and have dinner with my dad, mum and sister and afterwards we will rewatch UFC FightPass. It's a really awesome program!"
>>64367593
>that cheap late shot
someone was mad that night
>>64367669
trying way too hard buddy
>>64367726
thats what ur mum told me last night
>>64367669
cringed
Since Holly was nearly crowned queen of albuquerque, there was an entire parade for her with shitloads of people, should the UFC make a card there whenever she headlines? Can Albuquerque fill a venue?
>>64367851
lmao eviscerated
Diaz vs. McGregor is a way more hype fight than Conor vs. RDA or Conor vs. Edgar to be quite honest with you familia
>>64365325
>>64365325
JESUS H CHRIST
>>64367970
Conor will fight Diaz next to give his body a rest from making 145
Then he'll heem Edgar and round out 2016 by winning the 155 belt
>>64367970
>buying wolf tickets
FRONKIE OR BUST
>>64367669
dont know shit about mma but I cant see how a yesman can be ufc next hot project
I mean who likes a yesman athlete,let alone a fighter who has absolutely 0 personality.Sports need their entertaing idols some times
I know it would never happen, but imagine if Nate Diaz mentally broke Conor in the ring and knocks him out like he did Maynard
Would be the greatest moment in sports history
Sage Northcutt
>>64368131
Good post. Bless you.
>>64368168
Super Sage
>>64368017
That sounds great to me. I'd love it if the UFC did that.
if you could fuck any female UFC fighter who would it be?
Seriously if you think Conor is able to beat RDA than why don't you want to see that fight next?
Both had quick fights and will need a much smaller recovery time than Nate will and you can make the Nate fight down the line if McGregor wins.
If we're being real we all know Nate is an easy payday for McGregor, we have seen so many times how the Diaz bros fall to pieces when they fight people with any kind of cage control and a diversified striking game, Conor would steam roll him within 2 rounds.
>>64368250
not UFC, but gabi garcia. just to say that I did
Nate won fucking TUF 5. FIVE! That was 8 years ago. Look at the other dudes from that class:
Manny G - Now a 135er who's only win in 2015 was a decision over Scott Jorgensen
Matt Wiman - Hasn't fought in over a year, was supposed to fight on a fight night brazil card in Feb but hurt his back
Gray Maynard - On a four fight skid. His last win was a decision over Guida in 2012.
Joe Lauzon - Probably the only other dude besides Nate still worth a fuck. He's a capable gatekeeper for the top ten. I think he still has some chin left.
Cole Miller - Perenial lanklet hasn't won in almost 2 years.
>>64368307
What a lad
>>64368299
>the why don't you want to see that fight next
Has anyone said otherwise?
>>64368299
I just want an entertaining fight, and Diaz - McGregor would be the most entertaining.
>>64367970
Diaz would make a nice stepping stone for him to get used to his new division to be honest.
also
> the possible bantz and memes
hold me
>>64368373
All the people saying they want to see the Nate fight next.
Nates stand up actually looked clean as fuck last night
But basic boxing isn't enough to bother Conor
>>64367378
check out that bunda
Come at me /heem/.
>>64368373
>>64368460
FRONKIE OR BUST
>>64368500
He would've looked 10/10 if he didn't get cocky and lazy and let Johnson land some big hits on him
Towards the end Nate got stunned because he was getting too comfy. Luckily for him MJ was completely shook and tired out
>>64368500
>he forgets Diaz jiu jitsu
>>64367943
>abq
Please, I live near.
>>64368607
>he forgets Diaz complete lack of wrestling
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqUIdJhjZZk
Fucking based.
>>64368500
Conor does tend overextend when he strikes and that is what the Diaz brother capitalize on best. Also, Nate has the reach advantage so Conor would exaggerate his overextension even more. Also, what really beats Nate is a combination of leg kicks and offensive wrestling, only one of which Conor possesses.
>>64368655
Fuck that
>>64368655
>Mcgregors wrestling
Did you not see him get humiliated by mendes, top fucking kek
>>64368655
>McGregor will wrestle with Diaz
in what universe does this fight go to the ground?
>>64368720
>he hasn't watched Conor vs Max
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=keICcOxl93k
>>64368720
>>64368751
this is my exact point you goofs, Diaz having no wrestling = Diaz having no takedowns = Diaz BJJ doesn't matter if he fights Conor
>>64368754
>max poses the same threat as diaz on the ground
>max is the same size as diaz
britcuck please, you're trying to tell me mcgregor will be able to beat diaz on the ground?
Welcome to /heem/
WELCOME TO THE SHOW
>>64368827
Thanks for the invite bother, really been enjoying this place.
>these faggots
>>64368805
>max is the same size as diaz
Max is only 1 inch shorter than Nate
>Everyone talking about mcfaggot
As soon as this badboy khabib recovers from his injury he will heem mcgregor and rape RDA just as he did last time
McGregor just hit 1 million followers on Twitter. Damn.
I think Conor vs Nate isn't even a contest. Nate was getting tagged by that nigs looping punches, Conor is way more technical than that.
Don't forget Nate got heemed not so long ago by Josh Thomson. Diaz bros. asking for fights out of their league once again.
>>64368859
and nate has 7 more inches of reach and is heavier
>>64368846
THE TIME IS NOW
>>64368885
>and nate has 7 more inches of reach and is heavier
Straw man much
>an entire week of inane shitposting is upon /heem/
>>64368861
As soon as he recovers from injury Sage will have already been a 4 division champion
>>64368919
how is that a straw man, Nate is literally bigger than Holloway
>>64368940
Keep telling yourself that
why are we suddenly pretending Nate Diaz is good?
>>64368928
Let's get on it and do our best. Personally, my three shitposting topics will be
>Sage
>Sage
>Sage
How about you?
>>64368966
cause he's the real american ninja not that fake irish shit
>>64368966
because he's a real ass nigga
>>64368858
Point at these goofs and laugh
>implying conor doesn't have the best walkout in the UFC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-ynCKd8yd8
>it's a joe rogan being a cuck episode
>>64368966
He's motivated. He just defeated the #5 in a fight literally no one thought he would win. And his taunting, face-first style is entertaining as fuck.
>>64368966
USA USA USA
He's our Brave American Hero Nate Diaz ready to rid the UFC of England's own Conor McGregor
>>64368966
Because he just beat the nr 5/6 guy in the toughest division
>>64368966
Because we're afraid of Conor fighting RDA
>>64369040
Good, glad to see he isn't taking it too hard. Dana should stop giving him title fights and just let him have fun matchups. He can't handle the pressure and he doesn't want to a champ anyway. Grandma will understand.
>>64369006
That segue into B.I.G is pretty godlike
>>64369095
RD-who? Get that Diaz fight ASAP! That's the real money fight! STOCKTON
>>64369072
England's own Conor Gregor
>>64368966
Stockton invented ninjas, faggot.
>>64367163
Do any of you goofs have yesterday's predictions?
>>64369127
i love how the flute plays at the beginning and everyone knows exactly who it is
its just another thing that makes him GOAT
>>64369122
He should be allowed to wear a shield for his midsection. Then he'd be unstoppable.
>>64369006
BJ Penn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FXUihm9Hts
>>64369122
He can certainly do more money taking random top 20s, but at his speed he'll end up stopping many title runs.
>>64367163
>>64368966
Because /heem/ is apparently filled with the type of human trash who think childhood scraps are honorable.
>>64367163
>tfw you realize the diaz brothers have similar anxiety issues towards yourself
>>64369293
>Because /heem/ is apparently filled with the type of human trash who think childhood scraps are honorable.
hitting a guy with a jab looks good, but doesn't mean shit in a real fight
johnson looked better than diaz after the fight
>>64369293
A fights a fight first, fuck that "good for the sport" shit.
Is every MMA event like this?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KDUggiPl-r4
>>64367163
This because everyone's face in this pic is hilarious
>>64369310
>tfw you realize this song isn't about them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oO1UCKQ2uJk
>>64369072
Overeem or mcgregor for best english fighter this month?
>>64369330
>doesnt mean shit in a real fight
alright, dont leave your basement
>>64367163
>>64369339
>that Ken Flo
>>64369293
shouldn't you be practicing kendo?
>>64369330
Diaz was landing more though kid
>>64367163
What do you boys think of this?
>>64369264
has robbie got an erection?
>>64369430
it's a cup m8...
>>64369082
And Charles Oliveira just BTFO the #9 guy of the supposedly toughest division
LW is a shitty, stuck in the mud division full of journeymen and has-beens.
Tony Ferguson is about to get a title shot off of beating a few cans (+Barboza) and some Joke Rogaine hype
Damnit, ever since that anon in the previous thread said it, I can now hear Anik's fake enthusiastic voice in my head when I read an unknown fighter's name
>>64369409
I'm for getting fighters closer to 100%. If they can get extra hours to rehydrate properly, then go. The 10% shit will be gamed and work differently for everyone so I'm not sold.
>>64369444
Looks more like an erection poking out of the top of a cup.
>>64369409
So lightweights would have to be 170 on fight night;
Welterweights:187
Middleweights:203
LHW:225
I don't see the logic in it tbph
>>64369447
Ask yourself truthfully: Would you rather see Conor fight Charles Literally-Who-Liveira? Or would you rather see him fight Stockton's greatest, Nate "209" Diaz? Think about it.
>>64369460
Don't forget le odds of said fighter
>>64367163
![ddddd[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/vFNoVQz.jpg "ddddd[1].jpg")
>>64367163
>>64369524
Uh objection, that was a bullshit standup!
>>64369518
Obviously I would prefer to see him KO Diaz
But I bet Oliveira would be a tougher fight
>>64367163
>>64369518
I'd rather see him tested than be in a fight where the result is already a forgone conclusion
>>64369113
shields lookin like a tranny
>>64369383
yeah he landed 135 strikes to the head of johnson and he wasn't even cut or rocked at any stage
>>64369006
>tfw filipina qt in the background on this one dancing to conor's music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2G4aQbDscqE
>>64367163
>>64369508
The logic is that a better hydrated fighter will have a better fight. They all weight cut and dehydrate themselves and some are worse off than others.
The thought is that if they have more time to hydrate fighters will perform better and operate closer to 100% at fight night.
>>64369565
>>64369579
>counting out Nate so soon
You're the same people who chose Michael Jonson to win, aren't you?
joe silva said he will make diaz mcgregor fight happen
>>64369610
>he wasn't even cut or rocked at any stage
Go watch the fight again if you think he wasn't rocked. Why do people gotta embarrass themselves like this?
>>64369703
that only favors the massive weightcutters even more
>>64367019
>>64367019
>>64367019
>>64367019
>>64367019
just noticed the red panties kek
>>64369715
>conor casuals think Diaz's can get KO'd
kek
how do you guys think woodley vs maia would go? pretty interesting matchup 2bh
>>64369722
i suggest you watch it again. he was never in any duress at any stage.
>>64369719
fuck off schlomo
>>64369715
Yes, but I also choose RDA and Benson to beat him. Both Diaz bro just flounder when they can't control the distance and throw unanswered combos
>>64369760
No you're the one who needs to go watch it again you moron.
>>64369741
B-but an old watered-down Jose got k-knocked out. C-Conor could whoop N-Nate... (I h-hope.)
>>64368964
Le troll lol xD
>>64369741
>Who is Josh Thompson
>>64369782
no u do.
>>64369752
Maia wouldnt be able to take down a blacksposive specimen like tryon. Maia would be KOed, that being said I wanna see that happen
>>64369729
Even if thats that can bring in the discussion of more weight classes, forces fighters to adapt their training style to get bigger during off season, or changing your weight class completely.
I think it would be pretty interesting to see fighters flip their normal fighting weight range to see different matchups
>>64369851
>Maia wouldnt be able to take down
A statement that literally has never proven true in any Maia fight ever.
>>64369851
me 2. tired of maias grinding ass
>you now remember rick story
>>64369876
>anderson silva
still havent forgiven maia for refusing to engage and get heemed
>>64369729
The One True Solution is pre-fight weigh-ins. Imagine this
>It's Sage Northcutt vs Cody Pfister 2 at the MSG
>Pfister runs out to his music
>He tears off his shirt and shoes, then steps onto the scale
>The music dims as the crowd watches the scale
>He makes 155, and the crowd roars with approval!
>He steps into the cage, to await his Sage
>Sage runs out and weighs in
>He makes it but looks drained as fuck because he cut an unhealthy amount of weight
>He can't rehydrate either, so he's gonna fight all drained like a prune
>Pfister ends his night early with a jab
>>64369729
There is a pint of diminishing returns. If you're a chucklefuck who cuts 30lbs the day before, you won't get back to 100% or won't last much under pressure.
But they want to have weight classes every 10 lbs so maybe they can use the percentages deal.
>>64368966
>Irelad is literally this mad because we're paying attention to someone other than McGoobs for 2 seconds
It must be sad having only one person in your country worth nuthugging
Bros
Natural overeem looked amazing. Very relaxed and comfortable on his feet, but still explosive.
Natural RDA looked just as ripped as before and was just as explosive.
2 fighters I thought for sure would look terrible off the juiced looked even better last night. MMA is weird like that.
>>64369955
pic related
>>64370013
Both are on high tech juices that cannot be detected by USADA. RDA is on Singaporean experimental PEDs, Overeem is part of England's PEDs for Lads program.
>>64370013
>threadly reminder overeem got raped by bums and hobos like travis browne, bigfoot silva and ben rothwell
>>64370013
Overeem hasn't lost since moving to Jackson & wink
>>64369926
Blame Anderson. The last two rounds are Maia going full just bleed. I remember him throwing punches on one knee and blitzing Anderson a couple of times near the end. He got fed up. Even the people in Abu Dhabi starting chanting Maia because he wanted to fight.
>>64370126
When he got heemed by Ben he was at Jackson's
>>64370013
He's been training meme techniques like standing still in ice cold water for 30 minutes. He looked great and composed in there, nice shot selection, nice movement.
>>64370133
Silva clowned him though
>>64370177
S-sorry
>>64370133
which is why he still lost every round?
>>64368500
We haven't seen him go up against someone who's boxing is Diaz tier. I think the reach might bother him if he stands in front of Diaz and doesn't cut angles/spam leg kicks early.
>>64367187
She was molested? By whom?
FUCK DAT!
>>64369760
He was wobbled several times, the thing is Diaz always just walk them down after that point, they don't get in their face and look to finish.
>>64370126
>>64370177
Also Overeem trained quite a bit in the Netherlands for his last fight and Jackson/Wink were not in his corner. Seems like he's starting to do his own thing again- like he was at Blackzilians.
>>64370364
>We haven't seen him go up against someone who's boxing is Diaz tier.
Jose Aldo
>Dadistair Bodoreem
>>64370777
Jose Aldo's boxing is, was, and always has been shit. He had a nice jab and that straight when he faked the leg kick and could counter takedowns with knees and uppercuts but he's always winged punches wildly in exchanges. It's why Mendes and Hominick were able to frustrate him on the feet.
Diaz uses range completely differently and doesn't overextend like Aldo does.
>>64370777
>aldo
>boxing is diaz tier
kek my shit up
>>64370920
holy kek
>>64368382
HA! Fake fukcing fight fan detected and exposed. McFaggot nut huggers want to fight Diaz cause he's an easy fight.
RDA on the other hand will rape that ginger midget cunt
Daily reminder that Khabib is the best fighter at 155
>people still doubting conor
its hilarious, you can't make this stuff up! what more does he need to do
>>64371234
you cant trust loudmouth fighters senpai. you just keep saying they'll get hammered until they do, then you can claim you were right even though you were wrong 20 times before.
>>64371189
Diaz will smoke the midget.
>>64371234
Defend his title the same amount of times Jose has, if not half of the times Jose has. Show that he can actually even compete at LW before trying for a title shot.
>>64370920
He is on that Wim Hoff diet now breh.
All he needs is oxygen.
>>64371234
>its hilarious, you can't make this stuff up!
DC, why you in Australia
>>64371210
You post your daily reminders about as often as Khabib's fights! haha :D:D:D:
If he fights anybody other than Nate I am going to meme a bunch about how Conor is scared or Nate.
>>64371234
2bh conor needs to fight somebody who wont bend to the pressure of fighting conor. he really is the mike tyson of mma because most of conors opponents looked like deer in the headlights once they got in the cage. the only one who didnt let it bother him was mendes i think and he gave him the fight of his life. edgar mentally is the only one who can take him right now at featherweight
>>64371416
this 2bh
>>64371416
theyll give him nate when dos anjos destroys him
>>64371442
Why would Nate fight Two Banjos?
>>64371416
Me too.
>>64371416
I'm gonna meme no matter what. That's my "meme oath", or "meoath" as I've taken to calling it.
>>64371416
Same.
>>64371484
Good on you, australia. May your shitposts always get (you)s.
HE IS STILL MY COWBOY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsZoRi-dykI
you're not a real fight fan unless you ripped your shirt when conor won
anyone have the ronda vs tyson shadow boxing webm?
>>64371871
>ywn be so in anguish you try and disappear into your hat
>>64371894
pls respond
>>64371974
please respond
>>64371974
nah i dont have it
>>64369409
Just weight on the fucking day
It's what most martial arts do and MMA claims to be a combination of them all
>>64371894
>>64371974
i have it
>>>64372080
That's one half of it, do you have the other half?
Thanks btw.
>>64371974
http://img.4plebs.org/boards/sp/image/1441/58/1441583427998.webm
best version 5bh
>>64372132
we're getting there lad. Thanks. Maybe I'm thinking of that webm and just filtered the memery
it was a side by side comparison of the ronda clip in >>64372132 and the tyson clip there too, just side by side. Surely someone must have it
STOCKTON MOTHERFUCKER
>>64372206
PARDON MY LANGUAGE
>>64371894
>>64371974
>>64372112
>>64372344
gosh, that's too harsh
Reminder that Conor at 155 looks so much thicker, fuller, more luscious, more athletic, his ass is bigger, his legs are thicker, fuller, stronger, his shoulders are massive, his face is fuller and more handsome. At 155 he is just incredible looking, like an action hero. His frame gives him an advantage at 145, but at 155 his ass, thighs and face have so much more vitality and are just so much fuller and his muscles so much thicker and stronger that I think we'll see him hit his true athletic potential at 155 which means look out.
>>64372497
wew lad
>>64372497
thanks for the motivation
>>64372497
Rogan pls
>>64372647
>>64372497
>mfw things always turn out the opposite of what joe rogan says
>>64372497
i'm dying here man...
>The event was a lead-in to the premiere of The Ultimate Fighter 7 on Spike. Instead of scheduling a two-hour program usually set for UFC Fight Night cards, the event was a three-hour broadcast, a change due to a petition from Sherdog Forums and a letter-writing campaign by MMA fans to Spike
>somewhere in the future Reddit will have a UFC card moved around and changed a bit
>yfw /heem/ has Dan Quinn fight for the King of the Cage HW title after a someone sends a Strawpoll to the promoter
>>64372344
errr that's not tyson in the bottom left corner
>>64372988
Bottom right tater tot
>>64372988
Of course it isn't you drunk. It's Floyd Mayweather.
>>64372878
I think reddit has added Ben Nguyen to a card
>>64372344
That "boxing" is legit so terrible who actually thought it was good?
>>64373195
rogan, rousey, rouseys people
>>64373195
Joe Rogan
>>64367404
>Conor is the same size as RDA
*same height
FIFTY
>>64369430
murder erection, powered by bloodshed, it's natural
The morons you see overrating Nate, were the same ones saying Nick would beat 38 year old Anderson Silva. The mad man actually thought he won that fight.
