HOUSTON TEXANS @ INDIANAPOLIS COLTS
GAYME THREADA
1st for playoff time
>>64353664
Who's playing QB?
>>64353755
Hasselbeck vs Yates
>>64353792
El Classico
>Best of the Worst
>>64353851
>TJ "Just throw it to Hopkins" Dragon
>>64353896
Nothing wrong with that. Unless he is double covered or under throws him.
>>64353956
I don't think Yates can underthrow.
Already got my noose ready, boys.
Where are my Texanbros at?!
Who /atlucasoil/ here?
Can't hassle the hasselbeck
>>64354030
Here! Go Texans!
F
>all those memes by the Clots coach
WOW FUCKING CHEATERS
Good game, it's over
>>64354030
Ayy
Here we go
Stream please, I can only find Pats streams.
Can we just cancel this game and give the 5 seed a first round bye?
>timeout after 2 minutes
?
We Madden now
STOP THE FUCKING RUN
>yates
>ITS A GAME IN INDY
This was going so good
>>64354375
You'll intercept it right back.
>29replies
>11posters
Afc south is kill
>>64354545
OUR TEAMS NEED MORE MEMES!!!
"Jadeveon Clowney making his presence felt more and more every week"
XD o i am laffin. I love playing the Texans twice a year its so funny puttin an ass whoppin on them literally every time. Has there ever been a more one sided divisional matchup in sports history?
>0-13
>>64354545
People don't even give enough of a shit to laugh at us.
It's like a fight between physically disabled people.
>>64354623
>23-4
>>64354623
They're gonna beat us. Stop memeing.
i dont understand why the secondary looks so good and then so bad. why was KJo playing #2 and moving KJax to the slot working so well and then really shit?
I fail to understand why not throw deep to Fleener or Moncrief?
They're the tallest receivers on the fucking field.
>>64354681
THEN HASSLEBECK HAS TO STAND IN THE POCKET?
>>64354681
I guess they wanna get the ball out quicker to avoid the chance of Hasselbeck being hit?
>>64354545
Afc south is terrible this year desu
>>64354545
I'm busy trying to follow this game and redzone
>>64354733
ITS ALWAYS BEEN LIKE THIS SINCE MANNING WENT DOWN.
>>64354673
Undefeated at home against the Texcants throughout there entire history. Ill take my chances lol.
>>64354545
Everyone will be back after the Colts beat the Pats in the playoffs
Pick 6 HERE lads
>Its a Death Star episode
>>64354775
>Everyone will be back after the Colts beat the Pats in the playoffs
And they call us Texans fans delusional
>>64354236
http://wiziwig.ru/football/watch-a00291-houston-texans-at-indianapolis-colts
here
>>64354545
16 of us now. We could all literally fit in a room filled with awkward silence watching this shitfest.
>>64354770
I'm aware. That ends today. We got blown out by one of the worst teams in the league.
>>64354883
Got one now but cheers m8
Should I continue watching this abortion or go finish my Christmas shopping?
>texans
>>64354983
>Going to the stores
Why not online?
>>64354983
all up to you
>>64354983
Depends,if you're a Toxins fan in Houston then go and shop because the weather is nice and breezy. If you're a clots fans it doesn't matter because they're the most likely to win this shitshow so either you suffer through watching this or go have fun shopping.
MIKE MIKE MIKE
I'm shit posting here
>>64355176
Go for it m8
>>64355030
Too late in the game for online, I'm not paying extra for two day shipping
>>64355176
Thanks for the attention
>>64355200
>>64355212
all right thanks
>toxins
TOUCHDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN
Am I the only one who thinks Vince Wilfork looks like EDP445?
texans aren't winning this now
There are only around 16-18 Texans/colts fans in the entirety of /sp/. Next year when either team has 10+ wins I better not see more than 18posters or so help me God.
>>64355584
its going to happen. it always does
>>64355584
You are assuming every one of them is posting ITT.
Some might be watching with friends or at the game. I dont post in every thread either but still watch every game.
PUT IN TEBOW!!!
>>64355584
Feels kinda good to be one of those losers.
>>64355584
>either team
>10+ wins
you do realize >us and the texans only play the jasg/titans four times right
>>64355584
You know it, they jump ship now since is sinking. But will come back until start to go down again.
>>64355637
there can also be some fans at the game
>>64355637
I always make sure I at least post once in each thread,but yeah I get you.
>>64355742
There are better games to watch if you're a fan of the game than this shit show
LOL CLOWNED
This game fucking sucks dude. Anyone seen Star Wars this weekend? I saw it with my brother and want to talk about it.
>>64355801
Well guess what? Some people hate the game and love the team.
>>64355859
Not yet
>>64355859
Not yet,but seen/read the spoilers. I want to watch it but hate nigger protagonists. Still mad at Disney for making Revan non-canon.
>first contact behind LOS
>still gets a 1st down
this run D
D-d-did the colts just have a good defense
>>64354633
or the mentally challenged.
>>64356056
Better than recent weeks for sure. (so far)
Welp,we lost this game.
>>64356056
texans o-line might just be shit
>>64356056
No they had Bill O'Brien's elite offense
>there are people on /sp/ RIGHT NOW who legitimately believe Yates is a better QB than Hoyer
BRAY
HOLY FUCK
>>64354775
Preach it to the non-believers, my brother!
>>64354775
I got us beating the Chiefs then Broncos then Steelers (who beat the Pats) in my dream scenario. Fuck playing the Pats again.
>>64355859
Han Solo´s wife´s son kills his father
I hate this soft division so fucking much.
shit game to be honest
>>64356328
shit country to be honest family
>>64356436
It was good at some point, then in went to shit and now is shit dump on fire to be honest.
wide right lmao
NEVER
EVER
WINNING
IN
INDY
On a scale of 1-curt kobain how badly do you want to kill yourself by watching this "game"?
lol did they really attempt from 59 yards?
KILL ME
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>>64356436
>free healthcare
>free education and universities
>actually working welfare system
>better cars, beer, food, and products
>less debt
>less immigrants
>better political system and parties
>better justice system
>less homicides
>cops actually help people instead of shooting them
I could go on for hours. Germany >>>> USA
>>64355982
Yeah I'm a /pol/tard too and not even a star wars fan but it was a pretty damn entertaining movie, one of the best Ive seen in a theatre setting actually. Harrison Ford is the fucking man in it, Mace Dindu serves more as a secondary character.
>>64356620
>muh free
Hello Merchant
Why do I have to get this game on tv
Why not panthers game
>>64356620
>he actually thinks its free
are you retarded?
>>64356620
>mfw you no freedom
>>64355859
Here m8, thought it was breddy gud
Not gonna lie I'd stick my light saber in Rey if you catch my drift
>>64356620
"listing things that only matter to poor people"
>>64356607
Only if you are standing next on Smith and O'Brien.
>>64356754
Rekt
>>64356754
there are no poor people in germany m8
>>64356328
we know
>>64356854
not even the kebabs?
>>64356754
>be american
>get shot
>>64356753
yeah I like her cute little ball shaped head. She can get my t14 hyperdrive if you get my meaning family
>>64356626
I'm not really a /pol/fag I just don't like all this race-mixing shit that keeps trying to get shoved down my throat. Is the chick cool as fuck? I read she's strong with the force which sorta reminds me of Bastila who's my favorite SW female.
>>64356909
>be german
>800000
>>64356854
>he can't pay for his own medical bills
>he can't pay tuition at an Ivy
>he needs welfare
okay pal
>>64356977
>800000
if you are refering to my income per year you´re right
>>64356976
Yeah she's pretty bad ass, but not in a feminazi kind of way, thankfully
>>64356976
she's pretty cool, I didn't think there was too much gurrrl power with her
>>64356926
She is a qt3.14 is she the mc or is nig nog mc?
>>64356977
It's over a million now.
Germany is dead. Just gotta wait for all the beheadings to start being reported.
#WREKT
dat hit oh shit
who even is the Texans 3rd QB?
TJ ded
Texans season is officially kill
Uh oh
>>64357210
Dude WEEDEN lmao
>>64357210
Yates is the 3rd QB. Weeden is technically the 4th
>QB doqn
>penulty
>lose a timeout
Christ almighty
>weeden
KEK
>>64357210
It's about to get rough
RIPIP Yates. Not like Weed Man can be much worse.
jfc
its tiem
I want to see the punter play QB
>tfw 3rd straight year of 4 different starting QBs
fucking weeden lol
>>64357329
They'll put in Shorts first.
>BRANDON WEEDEN
RIP TEXANS
>>64357367
Lechler is the best QB on the team m8
>weeden gets injured
>Lechler comes in
>clutches the win
>Texans end up winning the owl
Check em
>>64357386
I didn't say that he wasn't.
I said O'Brien is a stupid faggot.
>>64357399
>>64357399
oh my
why did the texans pick up weeden
>>64357461
Because we cut mallet for being a shit and missing the plane
Weeden will throw an INT to end the half
>>64357399
Checked
>want cowboys to make the playoffs
>weeden fucks it up
>want the texans to eliminate the colts
>weeden enters the field
I know how this is gonna end senpai
>>64357461
to throw a football to men who wear fabrics that are the same color as his fabrics
>>64357461
I dunno I guess he's a serviceable back up?
coltsfag just spitballing here
>>64357461
who else would they pick up that would be better? in case you haven't noticed there are 0 (zero) active QBs on this roster. they have picked up literally 6 different guys this year. how many QBs do you think there are to go around? are all texans fans this retarded?
Holy shit when then Weeden find another job? In Texas too at that. Go old man
>>64357525
>are all texans fans this retarded?
yes
>>64357572
We have to be. We ARE still Texans fans.
>>64357753
McNair should have named the team after something to do with space.
That's why we suck ass. No Space.
Texans stats show they've been better in every area today but are down wtf
>>64357753
>>64357572
supporting houston sports is a mistake that i am proud to make
I missed it, who killed Yates? What happened? Cuntcushion?
>>64357808
I couldn't believe it would they let people vote on the name and less so when the chose the Texans. I can't think of a less inspired name. Should have been the Hyperdrives.
>>64357865
looked like a left knee thing
>will it ever end?
Top kek
Will Weeden break the curse?
>>64357889
>>64357808
>The Houston Football Astros
Oh what could have been.
>>64357889
Should have named them the Houston Chopped and Screwed.
>>64357889
>>64358153
>>64358243
or something cool like the Houston Space Bulls
>>64358243
TRUNKS POPPED
TOPS DROPPED
>>64358243
>>64358298
colors would've been purple and grey right?
>>64358243
The Houston Trill?
New thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7aELH0U2gkk
>>64358400
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Be-hXxc5yN0
i'm down
There is no way they can overturn this. The camera doesnt show enough evidence it's too blurry to see.
>his glove moved
I don't see it at all
Jesus christ houston how can you be losing this?
Absolutely pathetic organization.
>>64358439
yeah, I doubt they can use the transitive property to infer he touched the ball because his blurry glove moved
>>64358477
Nigger we have Brandon fucking Weeden as our QB.
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Why did I trust this shitty team with my money
>>64358400
we need this right now. also is running into the kicker the reason for how pusssified the NFL is today?
>>64356976
yup the race-mixing shit is in there and you'll cringe when it comes up as I did. I didn't really care for the Rey character, I guess she does a good job of appearing vulnerable but still being a kickass chick. We all know why she's in the movie, to pander to sjw feminists, but I guess you can say that she wasnt awful.
Harrison Ford is the real win in this movie. It was great seeing him in a movie where he wasn't half asleep in some scenes. What impressed me most was how entertaining this movie was I didnt really come into it with high expectations. Lots of great action scenes
who /justfuckingboredasfuck/ here?
>>64358400
>>64358429
I got y'all. https://youtu.be/DZeu29nOwjw
>>64358572
Me desu
RIP Screw
>>64358572
If I were in the stadium I would leave.
NO MORE BRANDON KAKUNA
THIS IS BRANDON BEEDRILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>64358577
who do yall think the most underrated member of SUC was? i've always been especially partial to Big Hawk
>texans
almost had a turnover
PLEASE FUCKING PUT LECHLER IN YOU FAKE BELICHECK BUTTCHIN FUCK
>>64358669
All of them. As good as the whole SUC was they never really became popular nationwide. At least not as much as I'd like.
>>64358861
What happens when they both get injured?
>>64358925
wildcat with grimes
>>64358925
Tebow time
jfc hasslelback
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>>64358861
Thanks to video games people actually think a coach would ever put a punter in to play quarterback.
Don't you realize how fucking stupid that is? They don't work with the offense, they don't even take home the same playbook. It would be the same thing as picking somebody out of the stands and letting them play. They would always take a RB, WR, or TE or anyfuckingbody else before let a kicker play quarterback.
Matt pls
Please just go ahead and murder me!
>>64358243
Houston impalas on blades
>>64359062
Lechler used to play qb though.
>>64359062
>GETTING BUTTHURT A PUNTER IS 3RD IN OUR QB DEPTH
IDK MAN GET OVER IT
>>64359062
I dunno bruh I heard the Texans were trying jj watt at QB in practice
>>64359099
for fuck's sake I swear the Colts are going to throw this game away
>>64359062
Lechler is actually the 3rd QB on the depth chart and has TD passes on his resume you casual fuck. He is and has been the emergency QB for both the Texans and Raiders his entire career
>>64359164
they still have time to win
>>64359164
shut you're fucking mouth do you even know who you're playing right now? get your nervous memes out of here. you bandwagon faggots don't know real pain
>>64359172
>haven't been in a game thread in a few years
>this guy is still posting
What do you do for a living? Do you just not have any friends?
mvp of the game goes to refs
REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL
>>64359303
>supposedly hasn't seen me for years
>asks if i have a life
sounds like you answered your own question m8
>spin so blocker is blocking your back
>fall over
jesus
>>64359164
Hope so. Need Houston w
JUST
>>64359225
rude
early reports are yates tore his acl
>>64359515
Tebow pls
>>64359550
rather have vince young tbqh
>>64358546
Why is it always niggers and whites that are forced race mixed down our throats? Why couldn't they have put a qt3.14 asian girl and a spic or white guy and spic girl. Always nigger guy and white girl. Movie seems fun otherwise.
>>64359637
Pacific Rim had a white dude with a qt asian but that's all I can think of really
>>64359375
This. How sad is your life when you still remember tripfags from a few years ago?
>>64359628
nigger loving heathen.
>dat nuk
>what the fuck you lookin at!?
Lel hopkins
oops
>what the fuck you looking at?
>awkward silence
Kek
>>64359779
if we are gonna go full meme, i'd rather have a classic
cbs will have to apologize for that chimp out
>when keepin' it real goes wrong
>mfw WHAT THE FUCK YOU LOOKIN AT
>dat sperg out
is hopkins autistic?
>mfw my wife's son was watching with me
this is a family sport
now I have to explain this to him
>>64360005
Calling the refs out is autistic behavior to you?
coltsbros, besides Vontae who do we keep on defense? Because it's pretty obvious to me, even with a decent performance today, that we mostly need to nuke this D
>>64360041
>wife's son
Aww man I went to the restroom and missed the fight
>>64360081
Don't worry Hopkins will Nuk that D.
>>64360080
A full-blown chimp out should be a penalty
>>64360041
WHAT THE FUCK HE LOOKIN AT?!?!?
Weedman looks like a koth character
>>64360127
That's a full chimp out to you? Are you just gonna be a memer?
>>64360081
Langford, Parry and Anderson (Ded) all looked good on the line this year.
Dqwell has been good this year
I'd keep walden too, Mathis but he might retire idk
refball
What's your favorite meme of 2015,/sp/?
FUCK
>>64360303
wew lad
