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Chiefs (8-5) Ravens (4-9) Gamethread
Will the Chiefs walk all over a dismantled Ravens team?
Will the Chiefs be the Chiefs and choke the season away?
I'm all for new and exciting things but these gold pants are p. awful
Also Jimmy Clausen can fuck from now until the end of time
Why is this game even on tv?
>>64353661
Great question
>>64353661
So chiefs fans can watch another stomping.
>>64353601
who /needravenstowin/ here?
>>64354016
Let us be temporary allies.
>>64354016
Jest are doing fairly well, they could end up in the playoff without having to form a pact with satan
>>64354001
Reporting
>tfw john harbaugh
>>64354061
Fuck off Spic. FUCK THE RAIDERS
>>64354069
KC and Pittsburgh winning out would screw us.
TIME FOR CHIEFSSSS
>7/10 hungover
>fleece blanky
>sweatpants
>moccasins
>dual monitors
>10/10 comfy
Those gold pants are god awful
>>64353648
Holy fuck. It looks like they forgot to do their laundry and borrowed the Steelers' pants.
>>64354149
>comfy
>hungover
Nah.
>>64354168
They're funky for sure. Kinds like em.
ravens please
somehow
>Clausen
Any hope gone.
Trying to injure Smeth?
Typical. Ravens can't not play dirty.
D'OH
CHEFS
Touchdown!
TOUCHDOWN
KAN
SAS
CITY
>about to get off the field
>better hit the qb out of bounds
Touchdown CHIEEEEEEFS
Fuck this I'm watching Cam.
>tfw have to watch the shitty Giants game when I want to watch this
Is Jernigan a good player. If he isn't, they should just bench him and cut him after the game. What an idiot.
this team fucking blows. stupid penalty leads to a touchdown. This is why their record is what it is
Just popped into say I dig the yellow pants, Ravens should wear it more to make Steelers fans mad
people from Baltimore are so ugly
Ravens qb is who?
>>64353601
andy reeds small pens
>>64354518
You got his last name right, first name literally.
Thanks Clausen
>jimmy almost short armed it to Juice
Is Clausen elite?
would be hilarious if the jest make the playoffs over the chefs
>>64354765
Not gonna happen
What is up with their nasty ass pants? That gold is horrible
>>64354753
He doesn't look bad at all. That 30 yard pass was very well placed.
>“If [Jimmy Clausen] is not a successful starting quarterback in the NFL, I'm done. That's it. I'm out.”
-Mel Kiper Jr.
>>64354801
Any
Given
Sunday
>Jimmy Smith out
why am I not surprised?
>>64354889
Just
Not
Today
Streams keep going out desu.
Kansas City is going to lose, lmao.
PLAYOFFS!?
HOLY FUCK KEK
BRANCH DID IT AGAIN THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
Radio Stream:
http://www.kcchiefsradio.com/
Follow the game with based Mitch and Len.
>>64355207
nice jinx fagit
Branch is fucking fast
thanks buck
TOUCHDOWN
KAN
SAS
CITY
TD CHIEFS
Webm that guy!!
It hurts to live
FUMBLEROOSKI
>tyvon branch injured every year for the raiders
>has a pro bowl type year for the chefs
fucking hell
I was just downtown Baltimore and more people were shopping at the Gallery and the Shake Shack and I saw more Cheifs fans than Ravens fans. You fucking blew it Baltimore. I'm not even from here but you fucking blew it. The Steelers fans would never let Cheifs fags take over.
WEW
E
W
>>64355207
Eat your words
> tfw we could have had a safety corp comprised of >>64355271
tyvon branch, kurt coleman, and eric berry
I just want to say that those pants the ravens are wearing are crime against human eyes
I miss Branch
Why the fuck do they have on those pissy ass pants
>tfw Chiefs gonna win for my birthday
>>64355411
Happy birthday FrenchFriend!
harbaugh is such a tool
>tfw want to make myself lunch but too lazy to do the dishes
wake me up
LEL
>fake punt
Welp, goodbye playoffs
Maximum derp
>Old Bears HC the OC
>They brung in his shitty down syndrome backup qb as well
>Dat fake
Just
TOP KEK
>>64355514
order chinese delivery
Lmao Baltimore.
I felt bad about the penalty but not anymore
>>64355545
It's possible for us and the chefs to get in.
>>64355411
Curious, what makes a Frenchman become a chiefs fan? Or are you an American on vacation or employment? Hbd btw
>fake punt on your own 20 with 10 yards to go
I'm sorry Baltimore fans I think your play callers are insane
wait WTF was that fake punt? Ravens clearly throwing the game, Chiefs must have bribed them.
I want an investigation.
Chiefs bros in need for an HD stream, come here :)
cytu dot be/r/murricasync
>>64355411
Happy Birthday
Ayye, found the thread. Lessgo Chiefs
god fuck you balitmore
>>64355411
Happy birthday!
Why the hell do the ravens look like Lakers?
SMETH TO MACLIN
>koch's JUST hairline
Touchdown
Welp
Elite pass
fucking ravens man, fucking useless. switching to redzone
TYBS
Baltimore is a city of piss in pants crybabies
FUCK YOU BETAMORE
>my face when "people" actually think the team with the best defense and a top 10 offense in the NFL will miss the playoffs this season
>Alex Smith (objectively and statistically a top 15 QB, it isn't even debatable)
>Jamaal Charles (best RB in the game who will be 100% healthy, unlike the entirety of last year, he will put up 1,000+YDs/10+TDs/5.0+YPC,)
>Travis Kelce (a top 3 TE already and going into this season will be fully recovered from knee surgery 2 offseasons ago, 1000+YDs/7+TDs)
>James O'Shaughnessy (literally a Travis Kelce-clone)
>Jeremy Maclin (top 15 WR, 900+YDs/5+TDs)
>Chris Conley (a white guy trapped in a black's body, one of the smartest players in football, elite measurables, incredible upside)
>DAT (one of the fastest and most explosive players in football)
>Anthony Sherman (best FB in NFL)
>Best pass rush in the NFL
>Best LB corp in the NFL
>Best secondary in the AFC
>Top 5 D-Line
Barring major injuries to key players, there is literally no way the Chiefs are missing the playoffs this season
The Chiefs playoff win drought ends in 2015-2016
You can't prove me wrong
Cap it
harbaugh is just repaying andy for the playoff berth KC gave baltimore last year
>>64355607
Dad is fan of Giants, he bought me Joe Montana Football, by the time he had been hired by the Chiefs so I started rooting for them since kid (a french channel was broadcasting NFL games at the time).
>>64355847
Thank you for this
>>64355583
Possible but not likely. Steelers still have better than 50% chance of making the playoffs even if they lose today.
http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2015/upshot/2015-nfl-playoff-simulator.html?team=pit#&
Harbaugh going for the draft pick.
>>64355919
>Jew York Times
Into the trash it goes.
Fucking Chiefs
>>64355847
Oh wow you've been around since Niel Smith and Derrick Thomas, gg france from Kansas
Lap dance by that punter
Ravens are so bad holy shit who's getting fired during the offseason?
This fucker's named after pickles
Who /Biscuits and Gravy/?
What
Who /notreadytoplay/ here?
>>64355964
Then again if the Bengals lose out, Steelers, Chiefs, and Jets make the playoffs if they all win out.
>>64356081
>>64356185
>a raider trip
>in a Chiefs vs Ravens thread
hahaha
all that for nothin
shantytown of baltimore
>>64356239
There's nothing else to do
>>64356275
You could maybe go fuck yourself?
>>64356275
>There's nothing else to do
>says one of the fags talking about how great California is when his team get rekt by the Chiefs
Oh baby
>>64356342
>People actually think Cali is great
>mfw they are all dehydrated and gay
>>64354149
>dual monitors
>>64356342
>>64356332
>being this bothered by my presence
>replying to tripfags
stop doying this.
Clausen drops back 20 yards every pass play.
The Chiefs are going to enter the playoffs on a ten game winning streak but their best win on the season will either be home against an average bills team or away against a bad raiders team
I have no hope
>>64356468
This. We shouldn't need common sense from a favella.
Dee Ford is being brought back to reality after playing a 3rd stringer last week
>>64356535
Anybody who thought last week was an indication of Dee ford's talent is delusional
Did he knee the ball out of his own hands?
>>64356475
IKTFB
Literally just going to be one and done again. No division title, no home playoff game. Just a 10 game win streak and a #23 first round pick
>>64356475
well the afc south winner plays us unless the steelers pass the chiefs. as long as we don't blow 28 point leads again i think theres a good chance that chiefs will win wildcard
>>64356468
Doing*
Ravens phoning it in and just getting prepared for next week's Spoilerb Owl
>>64356595
I agree but I got downvoted a lot when telling r/kansascitychiefs they were jumping the gun
>posting on reddit
>getting down votes
>back to reddit
>>64356637
Andrew Luck is going to bootyblast the Chiefs again and I will be sad again ;_;
>>64356651
>correcting a typo
>running a route two yards short of the line to gain
Literal retardation
>>64356696
>mfw
go chiefs
>>64356693
Why are you posting on Reddit you faggot?
>>64356693
Here's the real game thread guys
https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/3xlhuq/game_thread_kansas_city_chiefs_85_at_baltimore/
>>64356813
>you can trash talk but keep it civil
>3rd and 1
>run horizontally
That is some dumbass shit
>>64356865
HUGBOX
>>64356416
>my face when I'm posting on reddit and 4chan using dual monitors
>>64356813
>having to manually refresh the page
topkek
>>64356865
How many days since the last race war in Baltimore?
>>64356813
Jesus Christ. It's fine if people want to go to >>reddit but what a horrible game thread. They just compliment each other and hope for no injuries
>>64357066
uhhhh, less than a few, we had a riot over the freddie gray case
>line creates great pocket
>smeth runs into pressure
Fucking why
>>64357066
There's a trial going on right now that will decide when they hold the next riot
Based Alex keeping the drive alive.
>>64357161
New evidence showing he was guilty of something?
>>64357220
Just twitter nigger posts.
>>64357220
Was a mistrial
>Chiefs have scored 7 times inside the 2 min warning
>6 of them are fgs
ANDY REID EVERYBODY
Hey kc fans
What's the Chiefs sexiness meter at rn
>>64357362
Off the charts
They ain't losing until the playoffs
Missed the most field goals because he kicks bout 15 a game
bound to miss a couple
BASED MANLET
HUEHUE
BASED MANLET
>>64357413
And Andy had him try like a 70 yarder in that one game
>>64357432
love it
>>64357432
is he the smallest player in the nfl?
You're welcome m8s
>>64357490
Sproles probably smaller
>>64357362
Kelce, Smith, and Sorenson give me boners
>>64357490
I believe Trindon Holliday still holds that status at 5'5"
fuck this league man
>>64357522
>>64357522
I would let kelce do whatever he wanted to me
zoz
lel
Holy shit
chiefs gonna chief
ayy lmao
Damn.
chefs pls
>tfw the Chiefs just gave the Ravens the highlight of their season
LEL GET FUCKING KANSAS SHITTY
w-what
HOLY SHIT WHAT A PLAY
The Ravens might lose but this is why the Chiefs will never ever amount to shit. Play till the fucking clock hits zero. The Pats would never do this shit god fuck this team.
>>64357669
>he didn't see the kick-6 in Cleveland
wow
>branch lets a huge pass go for a TD
hasn't changed much
wew lads
>>64357701
Beating the Browns counts as a highlight?
Has it really been that bad for Baltimore this year?
>Chefs
>>64357769
It's been so bad they've resorted to wearing steelers pants today
>>64357769
>He didn't see the play
Regardless of what team it happened to a walk off kick 6 is the most entertaining way to end a game this season
>OBJ chimping out
What a surprise
>>64354100
>NY Jets
Fuck the Jets, nigger.
>piss pants
The woman in that Dolphins nflshop commercial is high test as fuck
>>64357992
He dropped an easy TD pass earlier
>>64357996
lel and what have the raidniggers done since then
Rich Gannon has definitely had Botox or something
>male sideline reporter
Fucking gay
>3rd and long
>screen
Everytime
>>64358105
What have the jets done this season? The only reason they're 9-5 is because they've had one of the easiest schedules in the entire NFL this season. And they're STILL struggling. The fuckin' eagles were the best team they pulled out a win against all season...
I'll never understand these macy's cologne commercials... Like really, what the fuck?
>Just tuned in
>Yellow pants
WTF
>>64358671
>The fuckin' eagles were the best team they pulled out a win against all season
They lost that game
>>64358833
Oh wow. Topfuckingkek i could've sworn they won that game. Well that just further proves my point... What decent teams have they beaten this year? Any?
>anyone other than dante hall going backwards on a punt return
Is it time to cut Frankie Hammond yet?
Dumb nigger Hammond.
>>64359095
If only Thomas wasn't always injured he wouldn't have a job
>>64359143
when is he supposed to come back anyway
>YFW Jimmy GOATson leads the Ravens to a yellow pants victory
>>64359162
Please be soon. Hammond is inept.
Avant sighting.
>West
>Good
He fell down
>gayvens vs chefs
literally where-states : the game
>>64359372
>Only up by 10
>Comfortably arrogant
You haven't been a Chiefs fan for very long, huh?
What the fuck was that Peters.
Peters has been getting burned all game
He's had passes thrown directly to him all season so people think he's better than he is
>>64359522
>>64359539
he's an all or nothing corner right now. its why he gets burned so much but has a ton of picks and passes defended
could use a 90 yard land dragon right now
>Still letting Hammond return punts.
SAM KOCH
A
M
K
O
C
H
>>64359562
He obviously has potential but people are way too excited right now. There was some guy from Rutgers (forgot his name) a couple seasons ago that the Chiefs were really high on and he has disappeared
>>64359435
This. No lead is ever safe for the boys in red. I got comfortable and cocky about having the lead once, and then we lost to the Colts in the playoffs
Go Chiefs
>>64359715
So you are the one who cursed them. Fuck you to death
>>64359715
that thread was amazing man
>>64359857
no. it was the worst thread that ever existed. i reported all of the jinxing threads too and got banned for a month
those ravens uniforms are fucking ugly
Get Fucked
Good job frenchie
>>64360010
muh 50th anniversary golden everything
>>64359995
Your hickory flavored tears are delicious.
First down. Let's go Chiefs
Why does everyone on this team seem to be made out of spoiled milk?
KELCE WILL FUCK YO BITCH AND YOU WILL LIKE IT
He might fumble up the cumshot tho
>>64359715
I was legitimately depressed for a week after that fucking game.
>>64360232
Lol knee injury
That was an awfully conservative play call, Andy....
A td would have effectively ended the game so Andy went super conservative and kept Baltimore in it
>3rd down
>In goal after the conversion
>LOL RUN
Fucking Ried.
>>64360594
>Philly fan here: Walrus gonna lose it for yall.
An extra 30 seconds off the clock is worth more than 7 pts in Andyville.
>>64360594
>>64360634
>>64360655
I'm fucking butthurt about Reid, and this fat fuck that can modernize his calls is still on the boat until 2018
>>64360725
can't
>>64360725
Shit tier game manager but a GOAT player manager.
Wait, people give a shit about the Grammys?
