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Flatanon hype sub edition
Previous >>64331463
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>>64353193
lads, lads, lads, how much money will we make on nfl today?
1st for brit anons are cancer with an inflated opinion of their bubble gum betting abilities
>tfw no Norwegian handball gf
Life is suffering
>>64353247
hopefully enough for you to move out of your storage unit
>>64353248
we're not all bad :(
>>64353247
who you backing?
I saw ODB's cleats for today and am very glad I'm not on the panthers. Pic related
Please answer
Why do some bets on Skybet say Over (2.5) and some say Over 2.5 goals?
Have I accidentally selected wrong? I normally just like their casino but figured I'd rather place a nice acca.
The results are correct, but haven't been ticked like the Over 2.5 goals have.
>>64353311
>we're not all bad :(
only talking about the shitposters lad
That is a very accurate image desu
Should update it though. Add France, Sweden etc.
>>64353248
>le I have no idea what bubblegum bookies actually are man
Bit embarrassing lid
>>64353314
>who you backing?
0-10 tipped o62.5 yards for Allen Hurns (jags wr) and o55 yds for Greg Olsen (panthers TE). Both are good bets, the latter is probably at least a large. I'm about to reback tbqh familia
>>64353340
Screenshot
>>64353360
from the >land of the free everything looks like bubble gum amigo
>>64353378
Half show as "Over x.5 goals" and half show as "Over (x.5)"
I'm 4/7 so far on my road to £130. Need one more goal in the M'Gladbach game, 2 in Bilbao and Atletico Madrid to score 1.
OP needs updating with summer students like >>64353358 as a distinct category from britanons
>>64353340
Are you autistic?
>>64353314
>>64353440
>Texans
are you retarded?
Dread to think how badly Panthers get rekt today. Are they allowed to just forfeit? Honestly might be less embarrassing at this point.
Would love an updated version of the OP pic.
Albania and Lithuania don't seem relevant anymore.
>>64353375
greg olsen o57.5* yards. I rebacked at o60.5 don't even care
>>64353440
So close
>>64353434
Is this a trick? I THINK I've put the correct bet on, but I can't understand why there would be two different wordings for the same thing, or why they wouldn't show up as winning while the others have already.
how do I win moni
>>64353420
Was that Real price pre game? Jesus christ what's wrong with you
>>64353340
>please answer
>>64353487
If I answer your question, will you promise never to visit or post on /bet/ again?
Off the Pulse S M A C K E D
>>64353402
Then why do you keep trying to use it as an insult when you don't know what it means? Its embarrassing how clueless you are desu lid
>>64353528
Use tomorrow you meff
PAC MAC WHERE
>>64353521
Flatanon is a traders dream because everything he tips gets smashed eventually
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>>64353193
That Lithuanian stopped posting or maybe just lurks now.
>not embracing lithfit who is 5-0 in his recommended ufc bets recently
>>64353543
?
That's the archive and not 4chan
>>64353528
but I do know exactly what it means
>implying 90% of British /bet/ users aren't using bet365 as their main bookie
>implying bet365 isn't bubble gum
you're embarrassing yourself tbqh familia
>>64353562
who's this plasticine queen
>>64353606
she's underage m8
>tfw my post made it into the flatanon webm
Christmas coming early this year lads
Anyone stake 500 on flatanons horse for me? Will paypal/skrill them before. Ta x
ldu quito?
Is Man City +0.25 a mainstream special?
Mackers stealing tips again. ROFL
Need flatanons horse to win so I can afford christmas presents.
Down so much on Rayo.
This is it. This is the final chapter of my movie. Will there be a happy ending?
>>64353459
It was at 55.5 when I tipped.
>>64353709
When's the race? Been out shagging all weekend so only just got in
>>64353752
How many girls you shagged?
>>64353721
>It was at 55.5 when I tipped.
that's a borderline special for me. Olsen is good for a 30 yard catch and run a game and the Giants defense is banged up badly.
>>64353752
25 bongs 57 bings
>>64353781
>girls
>>64353781
>girls
>>64353793
What was the tip lid?
>>64353793
Best I can find on a euro bookies is o60.5 @1.91, you think that's still worth a punt m8?
>>64353821
>Wolves 19:10
>Off The Pulse
>9/1 e/w
>Also like Innocently in the 16:40 but too >short atm, have a crack e/w at if it drifts >to 5/1.
the prem has been amazingly dire to bet on this season
>>64353828
>Best I can find on a euro bookies is o60.5 @1.91, you think that's still worth a punt m8?
yes, that's an implied 52.4% probability and it's closer to 65% or 70% imo
>>64353842
>>64353854
I meant flat anon's might put a cheeky 5er on it tomorrow for Christmas presents
>>64353906
>I meant flat anon's
the one I posted was flatanons
>>64353857
amazing you mean
Brady questionable lids. Titans +15 desu.
>>64353925
Cheers m8 I'll get on it tomorrow if the 25 bongs are correct.
>>64353934
>trusting a belicheck injury report
He listed Brady as probable for 45 games straight
>>64353972
Patriots' QB Tom Brady, listed as questionable for today's game vs Tennessee due to an illness, is expected to start vs. Titans, per source.
Is it possible to win accys on American sports or are they just literal coin tosses?
>>64354028
That sentence makes no sense.
>>64353440
Do...do you expect this to win?
>>64354008
M8, belicheck's injury reports are top nfl comedy. He thinks the leagues required injury reporting is bullshit so he does goofy shit like list Brady as probable (right shoulder) every week from 2004-2010 (excluding the year he spent on IR)
>>64353586
>implying that was what I was implying
>implying Americans aren't 100% bubblegum exclusive so therefore a bubblegum babby yourself
Wouldn't mind having a look at your spreadsheet p/l lid. In other news Flatanons horse is STILL shortening
Cmon quito score
>>64353960
>I'll get on it tomorrow
You realise about 80% of flatanons tips see the odds shift in significantly as time goes by as other shrewd horse bettors smack it. You may well be looking at nothing like 9/1 tomorrow.
>>64353960
>>64354255
In fact he has already moved into 6/1 on 365
>missed a flatanon tip
Kill me
James Mckeown
Just now · Cheltenham
Bolivia thread: Final 5 games of the Apertura. All matches K/O 7:30pm. Any bets will be in comments.
WHO IS READY FOR ALTITUDE
>Only managed pennies on 10bet
Need accounts for xmas like A I R
>>64354502
B O L I V I A
J U D G I N G
S E S S I O N
>>64354502
my body is ready
>>64354502
Ready to lay this shit.
>>64354292
*5/1
>>64354885
Will be interesting to see what the clueless horse trader on bovada sets it at
>>64355060
He'll probably just copy 365 when he is putting them up and ruin your chances of getting on at a good price
Is this Hurns guy even playing lids?
>>64355190
>making bets on sports you dont understand or know how to follow
>>64355190
He's active
Tipperleaks around? If not, would love someone in PGA to be online and posting Mackerels Bolivian bets and reactions here tonight. Will be a great evening
Need altitude tips desu
>>64355298
Wouldn't get your hopes up lid, Mackers threatened the culprits with legal action for posting PGA stuff here so I doubt we will be seeing any PGA related posts here tonight. Sorry to disappoint you
>>64355298
James Mckeown Bookies just copy Asia, Asia is priced via bets from punters, so if you're better than everyone else you'll win. I've watched nearly every game this season, I know the key players, the shit ones, how badly teams are effected by different degrees of altitude etc. Its the only South American league I cover properly, as well as Copa Lib.
ARE YOU READY LID
>>64355298
Just getting my tea on the go then will be posting regular updates.
>>64355451
>. I've watched nearly every game this season, I know the key players, the shit ones, how badly teams are effected by different degrees of altitude etc. Its the only South American league I cover properly, as well as Copa Lib
Yet still manages to be down 300k on it. Okay Mackers.
>>64355459
>>64355451
Fantastic lids
>>64355451
>how badly teams are effected by different degrees of altitude etc
>>64355451
>effected
Its "affected" Dackers.
>>64355451
>different degrees of altitude
L A T I T U D E
>>64355451
He forgot to mention how Bolivians apparently cant handle 32 degrees of heat. He's turned into the gambling version of Jay from the Inbetweeners.
Surely Leicester to beat Liverpool @3.75 next sat is value, lads!
Feel sorry for the newbies who follow Mackers blind on such low edge bets, they need to join King Kurt's group and get on the best bubblegum bets going
>>64355739
Putting my bankroll on it to be honest
At what point does Finnie leave?!
>>64355410
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So excited for Flatanons race.
Really feel like it can win and I can afford some nice christmas presents for my loved ones.
>>64355739
made my biggest ever mainstream bet when Liverpool when 2-0 down and odds were still 4.8
>no value in mainstream
Imagine not taking Washington +1.5
>>64355946
S A R C A S M
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>>64356036
Lol referring to mackers lid, relax
>>64355973
Really we should change the phrase to being "almost no prestake value in mainstream"
Pretty obvious that inplay there can be and I don't think anyone here truly believes there is literally never value just far less than most people pretend there is.
Only had two losing days in December, been pretty quiet though like. The key to success is not being addicted, they want you to make addict bets, rise above it, major key.
>>64355957
>Spent £60 on candles
buying presents is hard. If that horse wins ill buy flatanon a candle
>>64356224
>candles
Got the gf a nice bottle of wine, think I did pretty well
>>64356224
>>64356317
What's an acceptable amount to spend on a gf lads?
>>64356362
£15
>>64356224
>candles
Dread to think where your head is lid.
>>64356362
Whatever an abortion costs
>>64356362
5% of your roll
>Off The Pulse odds smashed
fucking prestakers, every time... hate this fucking board
>>64356362
Depends on how long you've been dating and your P/L column.
>>64356224
They better have been yankee.
>>64356161
How about "there is no value in mainstream in the days leading up to the event unless there is major team news"? Because it is true.
>>64356224
>£60 on something that burns
>>64356362
>tfw current main has a December birthday
>>64356384
>>64356532
Yep heads gone, now they have asked for something else so im stuck with 3 pink dragonfruit plum surprise candles
>>64356596
Do you still eat trash?
There was definitely value on last nights UFC and that's pretty mainstream desu. Granted it isn't as looked into as much as boxing but still, lots of us made minimum 3.5x last night.
FUCK OFF
I thought flatanons race was now not tomorrow.
This has ruined my day. Going for a walk, heads gone.
>>64356694
Been too warm this winter for any serious dumpster dives, but the old standbys like little Caesars, panera, and dunkin donuts are stil comfy
>>64356659
i'll take them for nowt
>>64356702
Main UFC events are fairly mainstream however the first fights of yesterdays card are not at all. There was just as much liquidity on Betfair in the Filipino university football markets as there was the Shevchenko fight
>people who attend pdc darts events
>>64356846
Nice.
I found a trolley full of brownies last week and they weren't even expired.
>>64357020
>they weren't even expired
Probably an AIDs patient sneezed on them
>>64356919
They're a good night out, granted any night out is decent when you're that drunk but get off your high horse
>>64357020
Welcome to +ev consumption m8
>>64357080
>britbong education
HIV is only transmittable through sex or blood
Wear a condom next time, yeah?
>>64357128
You're a danger, should probably be on some sort of register.
>>64357187
But you'll gladly eat something someone sneezed on.
>>64357236
I would be impressed.
>>64357198
Me and the lads went in novelty christmas jumpers, DREAD to think what Goffy boy would have made of us
>>64357354
>implying angry Brit anon doesn't work in the candy factory
>yates dead from injuring himself
>zero (0) points vs clots
>playing vs 40 year old virgin qb
>actually picking the toxins
>>64357401
>9-5 job just to give half his wage to the bookies
Ahhh the life of the angry brits, it all makes sense now
>>64357383
I bet he is beta as fuck irl
>Haha n-nice jumper, you look like a massive danger, no offence pal
>Just in the Christmas spirit, Nick
>Fair enough, m-merry Christmas m8
>>64357401
>implying angry Brit anon is even posting in this thread
>>64357507
tears
Would really love to see Atlanta move truant around in the 2nd half
https://twitter.com/OfficialPDC/status/678654867439681537
I think I just found Rossy's father.
The resemblance is impeccable.
Looks like Olsen is going into the half with at least 46 yards, needs just 15 in the 2nd half to clear o60.5
>>64357665
>bitch messages me on pof saying "hey hows it going"
>check her profile
>about me section says if you message me saying something like hi how are you, ill block you because youre boring
top kek
>>64357764
Show pic
so glad le NY Giants meme can die
>>64357764
They're all the same
>>64357764
women are memes
Only need Atl Madrid to score 1 goal for my 7 fold acca for today in spite of retarded trips saying no.
>>64358155
Post slip big boy.
>put a tenner on Leicester winning the league at the beginning of the season
I am praying they continue this form
Mackers unloading on The Strongest now Bolivar have scored
>>64357749
>that tie
>>64358155
Malaga is going to win 2-1 m8.
>>64358155
>>64358271
2-0* you heard it here first
>my first money
s h a k i n g
>>64358375
1-1 HAHAHAHAH
>>64358375
1-1 pmsl
it begins
>>64358375
P O T T E R Y
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>>64358452
>>64358463
>(You)
Diss so ill
>>64358481
diszzz
Has to be a matter of time before mackers is on San Jose
Reasoning: they have safer transport than the oppo
>>64358681
like clockwork
s h o o k u p
>>64358681
He's on
>Wilstermann are shook up from the Bus explosion IMO
Genuinely want to be friends with Joe, every time he posts in PGA he seems like a sound lad
>>64358718
He is SURELY taking the piss at this point?
Need 1 more yard from Olsen like AIR
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Any afternoon football tips? Thinking of parleying steelers -6 and cardinals -4.
Just a quick question chaps, feel free to answer - How many of you believe that relying on your winnings to make ends meet, or winnings to spend on non-essential items like gifts/luxury items?
How many of you believe over 50% of your monthly income is from bet winnings?
- or under 50% of your main income is lost from bets?
:^)
>>64359149
>How many of you believe that relying on your winnings to make ends meet, or winnings to spend on non-essential items like gifts/luxury items?
U wot m8?
>>64359149
I have a real job with a steady career and betting is a hobby
>inb4 hobby means I'm bad
you wouldn't make dick on >land of the free bookies
>>64359205
How much of your profit do you spend on shit you dont need to get by - but get it anyway (like non-essential clothes/buying in-game currency, ect)
James Mckeown Might reback Bolivar, they have to win 3+, its just priced as them being a winning team and needing to hold on where they have the motivation for more
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>>64356482
Why were you looking at the odds if you weren't planning on pre-staking yourself?
Need a new series to watch m8s what are my options, seen most popular ones à la Game of Thrones, Mad Men, Band of Brother
>>64359334
Was just waiting for you to add an object to make that an actual sentence :^)
But I've had a long standing rule that any of the cash I make doing sketchy shit like selling drugs or betting, has to be spent on something fun and can't be income I rely on
>>64359487
Boardwalk Empire
>>64359487
New season of Ex on the Beach starts in January lid
>>64359487
>>64359065
dying for a wank and this isn't helping
>>64359487
rome
>>64359487
The Shield, fargo
>>64359487
The wire m8
>>64359487
Friday Night Lights
S H A K I N G at the thought of finally being paid out on my Apprentice winner bet
>>64359653
post slip then
>>64359653
post slip
>panthers
Wew lads. Giants meme crushed.
>>64359704
>>64359708
It was £50 max stake lads. Calm down.
>>64359792
Still post i
>>64359792
post it now you cunt
>>64359544
>>64359548
>>64359557
>>64359560
>>64359614
>>64359622
>>64359635
Seen and liked most, not seen The Shield and FNL think I'll start there and maybe Twin Peaks
Flatanon's horse is a lay price now
>>64359867
>>64359929
O-ok
What odds did everyone get on Bayern to win the UCL?
>>64359792
J O S E P H ?
>>64359984
>1.9
oh, was expecting bigger odds.
>>64359975
Aye
>/bet/
>Only general on /sp/ that praises their tripfags
how much of a faggot can you guys be.
Packers -3
Chargers -1.5
Thoughts?
what university does Euan go to
JORGE
How on earth do you get your mind in the right place to win a football game when you've been in the vicinity of a fire?
>>64359984
No value at those odds, thought you would have a big price early on
>>64360090
We don't.
>>64360090
>land of the free
>>64360090
I made the OP desu
>SHOOK UP
>>64360148
Says the general where the OP image is supporting trips and all the replies calling it correct.
>>64360090
/bet/ is the only place on 4chan where tripping is needed
>>64360090
>Only general on /sp/ that praises their tripfags
only bongtards praise their trips, who are god awful anyway.
american trips are chill but we don't obsess over them like bong weirdos
>>64360044
>>64360143
Forgot about betting on it until it was the first episode. He's like 1.25 now.
>>64360090
Worm
>>64360247
zzz
Some, but not all, Brit trips deserve praise, if they you money why shouldn't you thank them?
What is THE amerisports bet tonight lids?
>>64360247
>angry burger anon
West Brom +0.5 vs Swansea is seriously a mainstream gift. Probably ends 0-0
>>64360247
PLEASE have sex
>>64360405
Pelicans -1
>tfw Mark moved to america and is now SEETHING he can no longer bet so just shitposts here
>>64360374
flatanon deserves all the praise in the world. also notice how he's genuinely helpful and doesn't constantly act like a twat
>>64360415
>angry
yeah no.
>>64360405
Cards handis should be comfy
>>64360497
>PLEASE have sex
that gimmick is powerless over me
Why haven't you been voting fury?
>>64360564
>angry
clearly you are
>>64360548
Thanks m8
>>64360589
What kind of line would you call value?
James Mckeown
3 mins · Tipster
Academica Deportiva Cantolao -0.75 asian at home to Defensor La Bocana - Bet365 - Medium @ 1.83
I tipped Academica Deportiva Cantolao before in admin in this Copa Peru tournament and the best steamed in, they are the best side in the competition.
This is the final. The second game on aggregate, they lost the first game 2-0 Highlights here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0f6iybCuvg
A number of reasons they lost the first half, long trip, 40c temperature, and to be honest they played quite well, some good chances missed. Hit woodwork etc.
0-2 down on aggregate with home field advantage and the superior side. Bet is half refund minimum imo as they win the game and I think they win 2+ and win the tournament, a big crowd cheering them on and they are the superior team.
>>64360561
Its Marks American cousin
>>64360720
I've got -3 but would be okay at -4
>>64349984
Panthers - Giants is in
Need another 15 in the Falcons game. 17-17 at the start of the 4th quarter. Hopefully both score a TD and any score in regular or overtime will seal it
>>64360720
Wouldn't put too much on. Really is a bad day for American sports
>>64360749
>they are the best side in the competition.
>they lost the first leg because it was 40c
>>64360749
>40c temperature,
>>64360665
k
Anyone else really like o51.5 in the Detroit Saints game tomorrow? Both offenses have be resurgent lately whereas NO has the 32nd passing defense by DVOA and Det has the 19th passing defense by DVOA
>>64360646
Delete this image please
Reminder that James Luxton believes that Mackers bets are his intellectual property protected by copyright law.
>>64360749
Weather - check
Crowd - check
Just needed some altitude or racist abuse to avenge and I'd be on
Bowling Green +2.5 in 45 minutes
Lucy Bronze defo deserves to win #SPOTY, she's the only one who's actually changed the way the country views her sport. #VoteLucy
>>64361222
the line is 7.5, are you saying we should go for +2.5 @ 2.95?
>>64361131
I heard there was a noisy extractor fan outside the team hotel so they didn't get much sleep last night. I'd get on, it's guaranteed money desu
>>64361248
She hasn't at all though.
>>64361279
Bowlinh Green against Wright State?
>>64361348
Back to the daily mail, vile, right winged troll
>>64361279
college basketball m8
>>64361131
A few players were sitting round a log fire last night. And everyone knows exposure to the sight of fire reduces playing ability
>>64361382
>>64361405
my bad I was looking at the Ncaaf team
>>64361413
Bankroll + max. Payday loan - ON.
IMAGINE being Gary Lineker and cutting your hand on the trophy live on T.V
>>64361413
Inhaling all that smoke wont be good for the lungs. Just a matter of time before FATIGUE sets in
bankroll on
>>64360749
Goal W H E N?
>>64361734
Have to wait for that temperature to really start affecting them lid
>SAN JOSE
Need caps
>>64361734
here you go m8
