OFFICIAL CHICAGO BEARS VS MINNESOTA VIKINGS GAME THREAD
One hour left until the bears cuck the vikings out of their play off spot
>>64352962
this
is unlikely
TEDDY
TEDDY
TEDDY
>>64352962
P/a/ckers represent. No matter who loses, we win.
>>64353740
>>64352962
>shitcongo
Weren't there some riots planned this weekend over there due to all the niggers being pissed that actions have consequences?
Wait, maybe I'm thinking of Baltimore and mistrial...
Anyway, GO VIKES
>>64353833
>vikes
who?
>>64353873
The Vikings.
One of the teams playing in this game.
Man, why are you even in this thread if you don't know who's playing.
Must suck being this dumb to be honest, family.
Bridgewater, over or under 1 td pass?
>>64353989
Over
He's coming back in form
>>64353945
>Vikings
I don't recognize this team. Seems like they are irrelevant
Been a long ass time since last game
>>64353740
'no'
>>64353740
Raus bitte
>Game is starting
>thread is ded
h-hello?
>>64354107
yfwdbwdsb
>>64354025
It's the one team playing in this game with a positive record :^)
Damn what a poor start
good call
what the fugg
>>64354140
>by beating bad teams
>gets blown out by teams that aren't garbage
>can't even beat the packers
I still don't recognize them
Are the vikings fielding a defense at all today?
>finish work
>fucking bomb it home
>quickly put tea on
>run upstairs and turn computer on
>furiously tap on my keyboard until the game appears
>all to see that return
THIS WILL BE A GOOD GAME HAHAHAHA
>Cutler
>Not throwing it away
SACK
>>64354191
ok there they are. wtf did they not realize the game had started?
>>64354210
it's gotten better
>3rd and 25
>run
>all of that time for a sack
>doing nothing with that awesome kick return
*sigh*
>>64354210
>quickly put tea on
>>64354213
>detoilet
lol
poor start on that drive, but a great finish
dubs confirm punt return td now
Go bears!
>>64354254
Okay
>quickly put my dindins on
Happy?
>bounces the wrong way
"Takes a nice Chicago bounce..."
>Vikings inactives
Anthony Barr OLB
Nick Easton C
Taylor Heinicke QB
Charles JohnsonWR
Linval Joseph DT
Jeremiah Sirles OT
Harrison Smith FS
>>64354290
>wanting the ball do go through the endzone
>>64354189
>b-but they only have that record because they play bad teams
>they lost those one times, remember?
>we are good we dindu nuffin!
As an aside, my banter exchanging friend, do you have a stream that isn't complete shit? First Row streams won't let me watch thanks to adblock, all but Link 5, and that keeps skipping.
If the Vikings win today they clinch a play-off spot IF either:
A Washington Redskins loss or tie (vs. the Buffalo Bills) and an Atlanta Falcons loss or tie (at the Jacksonville Jaguars).
A Redskins loss or tie and a Seattle Seahawks loss or tie (vs. the Cleveland Browns)
A New York Giants loss or tie (vs. the Carolina Panthers) and a Falcons loss or tie
A Giants loss or tie and a Seahawks loss or tie
bears pls
>>64354349
And what if they lose
>>64354338
Check /r/nflstreams
dude
>>64354349
>>64354373
packers winning the division adn vikings missing the play offs becomes more likely
>>64354338
You can use Google you stuttering fag. Who knew Minnesota had so many brain dead fags
>he catches it when you throw it to him
Shut the fuck up you cliche spouting faggot ass announcers, Rudolph is usually shit.
>>64354397
that's alright
bears are getting cucked
>>64354402
That's the shitcago nigger we're used to
>>64354455
>using nigger memes
Dammit Houston
>>64354473
its a chicago game thread, what did you expect?
>>64354377
I don't know how to navigate that site. Do I just type plebbit.com/r/nflstreams?
>>64354402
Sorry, friend. I'm not from Little Somalia. Just nearby. If you dumb faggots installed the script, we could see where we are all from and draw relevance.
http://flaghunters.github.io/Extra-Flags-for-4chan/
(if the above link scares you)
https://github.com/flaghunters/Extra-Flags-for-4chan
>>64354294
honestly forgot Johnson was on the team
>>64354496
just google reddit nflstreams and the first google result will be it
wew lad
Thanks for helping us clinch the playoff spot burrfags
>>64354496
>>>/r/nflstreams
That was beautiful
U N D E R A I L A B L E
>Chargers are officially moving to LA
hah
http://hdstream.us/live/am-football/Chicago-Bears-vs-Minnesota-Vikings.htm
reliable stream here boys
Quality isnt great but no stuttering
>>64354496
>>64354540
Hoping this new cisa bill wrekts you poor stream stealer shitcongoniggers
Teddy looking good
WE SHALL OVERCOME
>>64354520
Thanks, Nigel. What time is it over there, out of curiosity?
>>64354540
:v)
>>64354625
pedosota has a lot more to lose than us
>>64354608
>hdstream
>isn't in hd
>>64354625
Fuck you nigga, I'm using GamePass™
>>64354650
>no longer being able 2 call ur plug
Can't wait to see this incarnation rate boom
>>64354625
What the fuck? You actually think CISA is good? What on God's green earth is even a positive in that freedom destroying shit of a bill?
EZ WIN BURR FAGS
>>64354625
>liberalcucks wanting an even bigger government
>>64354688
>incarnation
well you tried I guess
>>64354712
Nigga fuck out here, I'm on my phone
>broke fags not having NFL SUNDAY TICKET
>>64354636
18:21 friend.
IM HERE TO LIVEN THIS THREAD UP
TEDDY TOUCHDOWN WOOOOOOOO
>>64354741
>Not having a season+ ticket
>>64354762
Who /puckers/ here?
>>64354712
Broke ass nigga on his pc watching a low quality stream on his pc while I sit on my couch
Cisa needs to put you niggas in your place and not have these luxuries
>I wanna hold your hand
CUTLER
U
T
L
E
R
Who /notevenmad/ here?
Fuck it we beat greenbay on thxgiving it's already good boys
>getting sacked by an old man
aww they were holding hands
I ship greenway / cutler
>>64354756
Huh, cool.
Teddy to Diggs touchdown webm
>>64354804
I'm sitting on my couch watching a hd stream via chromecast. :^)
>>64354841
>old man
did you see that highkick?
>chicago town 'pizza'
>>64354804
>>64354858
You have nice seats
>>64354858
Ahha it was on that bitch Porter. Good.
>>64352962
Doubtful. Jay looks cute in those sleeves tho.
I get to the game 10 minutes late and my boys already have 7 points on the board, what the actual fuck happened?
>>64354854
The timings for my Murrikan sports are great today. Bears kick off was 6pm and Bolts puck drop is at 10pm. Thanks lads
>>64354905
Where are my fellow Chicago apologist here?
It's not Cutler's fault the O-line can't keep these coons off of his back
>>64353740
>posts anime
You don't deserve to represent the packas
>>64354915
Oh hai fellow bonger, not often I see another in Vikes threads
>>64354939
Wow that's racist, my wife's son is black and he reads these threads with me
>>64354876
>not eating leftover Lou Malnatis right now
Top pleb
>>64354831
The close losses irk me, but the next few years looks promising. Bears winning against the Packers is all I wanted and got it. I don't mind Bears losing the rest of the way out as long as they don't check out White Sox style.
>>64354831
I don't get too mad since none of my irl friends watch this shit so I can't be ridiculed. Still a bit frustrating though.
I got mad the past two weeks because i was taking time out of studying for finals to watch that shit.
>>64354915
Ayyy. btw, this plebbit stream vlc stuff is phenomenally better than first row shit. Might actually bookmark this board for future. They even cut out commercials.
>>64354025
>irrelevant
Just wait bruh
>>64354939
>Greenway
>coon
The fuck you talkin bout peckerwood?
>>64354991
>Lou Malnatis
Literally who???? It ain't this shitty frozen pizza, that's for sure.
McKinnon a beast desu
>>64354970
I see an Irish guy in Bears threads from time to time.
cam newton is really getting on my fucking nerves
>>64355078
Why are you so angry?
>>64355018
For what? A first round exit?
>>64355078
umad?
>>64355040
he looks like he's be juicing
Holy crap that was the fastest quarter ever
>>64355014
The god tier streams are youtube streams. I've gottan 1080p60 hockey streams before. Fucking beautiful.
>>64354210
>london flag
>"bomb it"
Scared
>>64355078
Is teddy the most likable black active qb?
who else is drinking eggnog and listening to christmas music
>>64355078
He seemed to run extremely slowly during that game break thing. Isn't he supposed to be a "rushing quarterback"? Isn't that one of his strengths?
>>64355018
>Implying first round losses make a team relevant
tiptopkek
>>64355115
he had the best combine numbers the year he got drafted
essentially a more RB type version of Joe Webb
>>64355078
I agree.
But Aaron 'Just put it in my butt already' Rodgers takes the biscuit. He's a top-class smug cunt.
>>64355120
Allahu.png
>>64355125
He's a cheerful fucker. He really appreciates his position I think.
Let's be honest Bears bros, show of (you)s, who would rather we lose this game so the Vikings continue scaring green bay and we get slightly better draft position? There's literally no good long term point in winning today.
Not to mention we already won the unofficial superb owl so really Bears can do whatever now.
>>64355127
>eggnog
glad we don't have that here
Go fuck yourself kahlil and whoever missed that help block
DONK
>>64355181
Same. I mean, what even the fuck is it?
DOINK
O
I
N
K
D O I N K
O
I
N
K
DOINKED
wow
DOINK YOU BASED WALSH
BASED
HE ACTUALLY DID IT
ABSOLUTE MADHOBBIT
>>64355127
I will be during the afternoon/evening games once I go get my car from the bars.
>>64355118
Nice. Yeah, I might actually have to visit that site for my streaming needs from now on.
god dammit walsh thanks for the scare
Insurmountable lead
what kind of Chipolte burrito should I get senpai?
>>64355203
Heaven in a cup
Vikings always find a way to make me laugh
>That fucking field goal
At least it went through
>>64355174
>scaring green bay
Because the whoqueens sure scared them earlier this year
>>64355236
It's a 4 score game for the bears now
>no one talking about that kahlil faggot getting destroyed and ruining the drive
>>64355253
Feces
>>64355253
E.coli with extra norovirus
>>64354841
So many old men can sweep a man's head off while wearing a nut cup
>>64355253
Steak masterrace
>>64355283
Vikings are the best team green bay has beat all season. Let that sink in
Have you guys ever thought how U Boats were like the Vikings of the 20th century?
>>64354989
>>64355370
>they had to cheat to beat loins
>>64355403
All the time
>>64355107
No.
>>64355370
>whoqueens are better than Seattle
The delusion
Wait why are we hating on cam again?
Beating giants help playoff clinch
>>64355174
Here's your (you)
Get swatted, nigga.
>>64355203
milk + eggs + sugar + nutmeg
Every English food I've ever had around Christmas was trying to be the richest food possible. Eggnog is the drink version of that.
DEEZ NO NAME NICCAS
>>64355486
>>64355149
Just wait man. We're going farther than anyone has ever gone before.
3rd sack today
>good job bears
>>64355544
I don't think Minnesota can become any more irrelvant
>>64355486
What sort of alcohol would one add.
t. burrs fan
SACKED
Hunter is, dare i say it, a pro bowler next year
Long's been getting destroyed all season out there please end this experiment
>>64355588
>bears fan
>>64355590
Why a nigga gotta jinx it bruh?
>>64355588
I put Bailey's in it.
You can go with rum or whiskey.
>>64355590
Nah brah u needa cool it
>>64355588
Rum or vodka Or whiskey
Or all 3
>>64355587
Like I said, just wait. Wear conquering every horizon. Good and bad. Nowhere is safe.
>>64355532
Liking christmas pudding and fruit cake, but hating on egg nog?
You guys haven't been this delusional since 1776.
>>64355588
Recipe for perfect eggnog:
1. Pour eggnog down drain
2. Drink whiskey neat
>>64355646
>putting a milk/cream based liqueur in a milk based drink
>>64355656
3 different drinks for 3 different sacks
>>64355588
Spiced rum
>>64355695
>implying it doesn't blend together perfectly
>>64355695
i think putting milk in tea is extreme but americans have yet again taken it too far
>>64355680
>christmas pudding and fruit cake
Why are you assuming such things? If you said
>liking poutine but with grated cheese instead of curds
That would have been true.
Microphone girl BTFO
Sound guy went down hard lmai
she's a big girl
Audio bitch out of game for concussion symptoms
stream link?
>>64355725
I don't think we've gone too far enough.
>>64355588
Rum is the traditional choice. Especially a dark one, with spices.
The rum forms a layer on top.
This is the exact combination that I drink.
>>64355764
That was an 8/10 woman in MN
>>64355725
Milk in tea? Sound awful but I guess mai waifu likes it
>>64355758
Lold so hard
Girlfriend super concerned
>>64355806
Women shouldn't be on sidelines
>>64355806
Lol
minnesota marge
>>64355861
BUT IT'S 2015!
COME ON!
>>64355588
>t. burrs fan
Mix it with this
>Holds the ball too long
Can we get this retard cliche spouting announce out already
The guy who sacked him went unblocked, this announcer literally just says the first cliche that pops in
>>64355806
Nope, that shit is not gonna work today salty bears fag. You have MN confused with WI
>>64355806
> full of fit Scandinavians
> not having hot women
>>64355861
Woman shouldn't be near the stadium
>>64355902
Announcers are retarded, more news at 10
>>64355903
There's milfs in both states that made that hag look like a lunchlady, OK back to the game guys
>>64355920
Last I heard MN was quickly getting filled by Muslims
>Cutty getting a late flag call
>>64355806
Look in the crowd i see qt blondes all over. MN is at least good at having hot bitches.
>>64355987
>cutler slips into hunter
Omg guys so personal
fuck you Cutler, go trade places with your wifes brother
>>64356015
Qt, but liberal and stupid as fuck
>>64356037
Rude
>>64356037
So mad
>>64355987
No just somalis
Guys my hand is all sorts of fucked up today.
Nothing visible, but I can't control it well. It's like it's asleep, especially near the thumb area. I thought I might have fallen asleep on it, giving that "asleep" feeling, but it shouldn't take hours to come back.
What the fuck is wrong with my hand? I just played Turok till 3 in the morning last night, that's it.
Do I have nerve damage, and if so, how did it happen? pls halp
>>64355987
>>64356047
You guys are really bad at this
>till 3 in the morning last night
maybe this
TOUCHDOWN BEARS
DA BURRRRRS
>>64356067
Carps tunnle
>>64356062
Hmongs too
>>64356067
Try jacking off less
>>64356067
Ever seen the movie idle hand with seth green?
Cut that shit off and microwave it
Whoa he made a kick
>>64356067
Stop playing games and let your hand heal up you dumb nigggg
>>64356067
Try b8ing
>>64356123
Yeah I'd rather take a mixed bag than Muslims any day. Shit is too nice here to be getting blown up
Cutler came thru boys
Seriously dead thread. Did all the viqueens fans kill themselves?
Dead thread
who /Bloomington/ here?
>>64356098
>>64356218
This game is worthless
>>64354994
What's it like being a bears fan in England, let alone a handegg fan?
Are you an American?
>>64356218
>>64356219
The Skeletons did this.
>>64356218
In what way does it meet any definition of "ded"?
>>64356202
>>64356218
I dunno, I thought my post about my dead hand got a few responses... Shit's seriously fucked to be quite honest with you, family.
>>64356279
what is it with you and your fear of skeletons lately?
>>64356202
As if it matters
>>64356218
Were here forever just like the rape scars your team is receiving
>>64356244
Thanks for posting
PHIIIIILLLL!
>yfw da burrs win
>>64356233
really, really bad
>>64356257
It's probably awesome, just like being a bears fan here is ;^)
>>64356244
bears fan detected, this would be a great win for the Vikings to start the final stretch for playoffs.
>>64356312
From random faggot acting like a total queer in a mall to making six figures in a commercial
Only fucking America
What the fuck was that run?
>>64356313
Mfw the vikes win
>>64356367
I almost want the Vikings to win out just for the chance that they beat out the Packers for the Division
I really hate the Packers
>>64356381
Commercial actors don't make anywhere near that, are you an idiot?
>>64356299
>fear of skeletons
I don't hate skeletons themselves. Just the bonewheels.
>>64356431
>>64356431
peterson ded
THAT'S JUST GREAT
JUST GREAT
