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>Main Card: (FOX) 8pm ET / 5pm PT / 1am UK
5 Round Lightweight Title Fight:
Rafael dos Anjos(c) (24-7-0) vs. Donald Cerrone (28-6-0)
Heavyweight
OVERHEEEEEEM
Lightweight
Nate Diaz def Michael Johnson via unaimous decision(29-28,29-28,29-28)
Women's Strawweight
Karolina Kowalkiewicz def Randa Markos via unanimous decision(29-28,29-28,30-27)
>Preliminary Card: (FOX Sports 1) 5pm ET / 2pm PT / 10pm UK
Featherweight
Charles Oliveira def Myles Jury via rd 1 Submission(Guillotine)
Middleweight
Nate Marquardt def C.B. Dollaway via rd 2 HEEEEM
Women's Bantamweight
Valentina Shevchenko def Sarah Kaufman via split decision(28-29,29-28,29-28)
Middleweight
Tamdan McCrory def Josh Samman via rd 3 Submission(Triangle choke)
Lightweight
Nik Lentz def Danny Castillo via split decision(28-29,29-28,30-27)
Featherweight
Cole Miller (21-9-0) vs. Jim Alers (13-2-0) Ends in a NC (eye pokes)
>Fight Pass Prelims: (UFC.tv) 3:30pm ET/ 12:30pm PT/ 8:30pm UK
Welterweight
Kamaru Usman def Leon Edwards via unanimous decision(29-28,30-27,29-28)
Welterweight
Vicente Luque def Hayder Hassan via rd 1 Submission(Anaconda choke)
Heavyweight
Francis Zavier Ngannou def Luiz Henrique via rd 2 HEEEEM
shawb
schaub and nate
br has no chin
STOCKTON MOTHERFUCKER
Second for me
Who /beep/ here
CERRONE BEATS RDA. NATE DIAZ BEATS CERRONE. NATE DIAZ BEATS MCGREGOR. NATE DIAZ BEATS YOUR HOPES AND DREAMS
STOCKTON MOTHERFUCKER
>Cowboy
>I need to have fun, or I'll go crazy
>RDA
>I'm not here to have fun
IT'S OFFICIAL
IT'S FUN VS ANTI-FUN
RDA is going to win and then smash Conor.
Check this 3
1st for what's his name
>no /heem/ in the title
Heem yourself my man
>non american being subtitled again
>diaz wasn't
nth for juice
Is Cowboy an atheist or a christian?
"Consistently inconsistent is Overeem, Joe"
>kid rock
ayy lmao
>>64340333
>/heem/ during a fight night
Stay casual, my man
>Kid Rock
>schaub
what a poor choice, op.
DOS ANJOES GONNA BTFO.
I LOVE COWBOY THO.
WHAT THE FUCK DONT' DELETE MY POSTS YOU FUCKING NIGGER
>It was a good stoppage, JDS was clearly out.
KID ROCK IS THE PINNACLE OF RAP MUSIC
HE WOULD HEEM NAS, PROVE ME WRONG.
Why is Cerrone allowed to wear a monster logo hat?
Doesn't that break reebok dresscode?
Even though mcgregor got custom pants which is fucking bullshit.
>>64340329
>that walkout music
Cowboy is fucked
>>64340332
Based Rocco
I'm still trying to imagine the McGregor/Diaz interactions
>>64340328
i know who the mods side with
>le fake gay cowboy
>>64340334
>subtitles for Nate" Dana white" Diaz
>>64340345
>>64340348
>>64340357
>>64340360
NOBODY is more authentic than Kid Rock
>rap rock will never be cool again
Why can't we have fun anymore, /sp/?
>>64340286
I swear Schaub is a closet homosexual.
>>64340343
Godless heathen
cooooowboy baaaaaaaaaaby
kek at the OP
Don't want to hear this stuff about hs Grandmother, if he loses it just goes in flames desu which is just sad
Yeah I'm a real cowboy
>monster logo on hat
Is the Domin8r on commentary for this fight? Or just walkouts?
>>64340331
I think they are snorting too much powder out of tranny cock
>>64340331
Roids are legal in Huezil and everyone takes them. All the Huezilian gyms know how to make their fighters pass tests.
>>64340385
Why do you think he spends so much time with Rogan?
i want cowboy to win but i just don't see any weaknesses in dos anjos
cerrone anxiety attack
>>64340372
Frickin' anti-bunda bastards!
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>>64340373
Go fucking watch Nate Diaz then , absolute trash is what you like
Cowboy KO pls
wtf is this
>i'm a cowboy!! really!! just like in the westerns!!
>Brazil can't lose again? R-Right?
Cowboy has that look in his eye again.
He's in the 3rd person!
RDA looks soft. Nervous as fuck too
>>64340382
I bet you miss nu metal too
Go wear some cargo pants and jump off a bridge
>>64340385
Of course he is. No straight man is that excited about shoes.
RDA by second round knockout
>>64340358
I think monster is only other okay brand to wear? Ronda wore it too during the reebok deal I think too
Surprised we haven't seen any bud light ones
>>64340444
>autism
>yfw 13 second KO
>another saturday night alone watching big titted twitch streamers
wtf is this gay music
>>64340444
trips confirm
>>64340371
mcgregor cant use his bullshit 'magic' on someone who doesnt buy into hype
itll be beautiful watching that cuck get sleepy
monster logo and headphones are so shit
if evens Dom will fall off his chair and tear both his quads
>>64340460
l-looks good right?
>>64340416
he's been the 3rd man for commentary on the main card and early pre-lims. I think it's dumb since you only need one color guy but whatever.
>Hue coming in to some jungle shit that was literally made for something rapists could listen to while they behead people
>>64340480
BR FUNK
>2 Brazilian champs left
What a time to be alive.
LOL the music. At least is Brazilian tho :^)
>>64340286
>Schaub
>>64340444
Frig off, Randy!
>>64340358
In the words of Cerrone from various podcasts: "fuck the Reebok deal I'm going to do it anyways"
We're about to witness the death of br mma
WALKING OUT TO BAILE FUNK?
HAHHAHA
WE WON THIS SHIT ALREADY
wtf with this music
>>64340466
Is that Linda Carter?
>>64340481
>/heem/ general
>general
And during a fight night no less
Disappointing Germany.
>>64340477
Why you guys boo
cowboy is literally going to get stopped in the 1st
cap this
>>64340517
>we
>POST WHO YOU THINK WILL BE CHAMP BY THE END OF NEXT YEAR
>flyweight: mighty manlet
>bantamweight: cruz
>featherweight: mystic mac
>lightweight: mystic mac (will beat cerrone after defending his fw belt against frankie)
>welterweight: lawler
>middleweight: weidman
>light heavyweight: jones
>heavyweight: sea level cain
>women's strawweight: joanna
>women's bantamweight: ronda
I wanna jump up and down on this music my dogs
desu senpai RDA looks the same as he did before the new drug testing
sccared senpai
>tfw no demian maia
I'VE BECOME SO NUMB
Hello Brazilian friends
How's it feel to know you will have the same number of UFC champs as England in 2 months?
>>64340521
It's clearly from Brazil. Hue Funk
>>64340539
>wuz
>>64340493
NO! HE LOOKS SOFT!
>>64340447
loving this thread ngl tbqh famm
>>64340477
Heem yourself my dude, seriously.
>>64340540
CONOR MCGREGOR WILL HOLD EVERY BELT
HES COMING FOR THEM ALL
Cowboy will land a headkick and turn RDA's ear into a Gusher
>>64340484
he'd lose. diaz looked fucking huge in there tonight. conor always has a big reach advantage and he takes advantage of people overcommitting to get at him. nate doesnt have to do that and would light him up from the outside. and conor doesnt have the size or physicality to ragdoll nate like RDA or Benson.
>>64340540
>mystic mac
>implying he'll beat RDA
>implying he'll get through Edgar or Aldo in the rematch
>>64340560
I agree
>>64340551
we're in 2 main events?
>>64340540
I really dislike you
>>64340371
>He don't mewve like I mewve, I'm t--
>I ain't a m***************** like you either y********************
>***********wooftikkits******* 209 STOCKTON WUT
>>64340540
>women's bantamweight: ronda
>>64340540
>weidman
why tho
RDA or Cerrone the fans win either way
cowboy gets his nose broken
quote this later
IIIIITTTTSSS TIIIIIIIMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>64340534
stopped by a punch.
I'm ringside right now
RDA looks kinda smooth, his body. He looks soft. He looks SOFT. He looks deflated. He looks different, but it could be he's done a lot of cardio. He looks nervous as fuck
Will the winner in this one also call out Connor?
>>64340590
2016 is going to be a great year for the team
>>64340578
>>64340576
Conor's could just kick nate's leg all night, if he tries any meme shit Nate would out meme him though.
>>64340534
5'8"
>>64340540
>>women's bantamweight: ronda
Can casuals please leave?
>herb dean.
just gibe it to cerrone
>>64340588
>those calves
what went wrong?
i'ma call it now, cowboy getting slept for the first time in his career
Cowboy by round 2 TKO.
He later loses to Nate.
And Nate beats McGregor.
>>64340588
how much protein is in a starcucks?
>>64340588
HUNNNNNGGGGRRRRYYYY HOOONNNDDDAAAAA HOOOOUUUSSSSEEEEYYYYYY
>>64340517
This. Hue.
>literally walking out with MC SAPÃO
AYYY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jY1yKZS9gTE
I'm glad we finally got a dedicated /SCHAUB/ thread around here. Seems long overdue.
>>64340587
Imagine the shit talking inside the cage
>>64340607
>implying leg kicks can stop a diaz
dindu learnt that tonight
>>64340595
oh god
chorizo thread?
>>64340588
I guess when you get money, your wallet matters more than your looks.
When poor, since no money i guess all you got is looks.
IMPORTANT POLL
http://strawpoll.me/6313830
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doubles and cowboy wins via submission
>Herb Dean
>one judge has been fucking up
Christ
>>64340616
britney spears is her idol
I don't even care who wins, I'm just happy this fight is happening.
>can't hate the Nate
>can't heem the Reem
>can't _______ the Cowboy
>>64340618
i can see this happening
>>64340619
>Nate beats McGregor
DOS ANJOS LOOKS SKINNIER BUT WITH LESS BODY FAT
This will be the most boring fight in MMA history.
>>64340588
>she has a nigger dog
Of course she does.
>>64340447
Sauce???
hyp is building
$1000 on the cowboy
GO GET SOME DONALD CER RON NAY
>Cuckboy Cerrone vs Rafael dos AssCucks
>>64340595
post east asian girls with wide hips, big asses and big soft pale titties
cowboy going to burn all his cooldowns in the first minute
>>64340540
>Manlet
>Cruz
>Edgar
>Diaz
>Condit
>Romero
>Jones
>Cain
I genuinely believe every title will change hands next year. All the divisions are pretty stacked at the moment
Womens
>Who the fuck cares
>>64340636
Outside leg kicks is why RDA beat him
WHO /USA/ HERE
USA USA USA
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
>>64340650
>http://strawpoll.me/6313830
"he looks deflated mike"
What's with americans pronouncing "Dos" like "Dose"?
I hope cowboy wins he is pretty cool
>>64340607
watch nick's fight against cyborg, he took legkicks conor would be scared of and it didnt do shit. and yes nate and nick are the same person
RDA WINS
>>64340649
It will happen.
>>64340607
conor has never shown a strong straight up muay thai leg kicking game. and nate would be way more comfortable in that range than conor with his monstrous reach advantage. johnson is way bigger than conor and was getting boxed up while trying to leg kick. i honestly think its one of mcgregor's worst fights at 155.
HEEM SLEEPY
COWBOY BTFO
>>64340618
You might just be a wizard
ATHEISTS GETTING BTFO
HGHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
how the fuck do you kill that annoying redirect in taima
HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
l e l
e
l
Hahaha
HAHAHAHAHAHA WHITEBOIS GET FUKT
On your pony
fuckkkkkk... not really surprised though
What a shitty night of fights
>>64340652
>a nigger dog
Wtf does this even mean you moron?
KEKBOY EXPOSED
>>64340534
wow
>REMINDER CERRONE IS A SLOW STARTER
>REMINDER CERRONE IS A SLOW STARTER
>REMINDER CERRONE IS A SLOW STARTER
>REMINDER CERRONE IS A SLOW STARTER
God wins again.
WHAT THE FUCK
CONNOR IS GONNA GET REKT
>m-ma dying grandma!
holy shit rekt
>picking memeboy
>>64340286
PFFFFFFFFHHAHAHAHHAHA!!!! Embarrassing
>>64340681
Yeah. Yeah, he sure does.
RDA would literally kill Conor
no way that fight gets made now
>Cowardboy
GET FUCKED USA
check my 2
what
HERB STOPPY
AYYYYYYYYYYY
>>64340655
Lol
>Cuckboy
RIP MCGREGOR
EARLY STOPPAGE. EARLY STOPPAGE. EARLY STOPPAGE. EARLY STOPPAGE. EARLY STOPPAGE.
HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
>that awkward Dom trying to get a word in
Can't play banjos with dos anjos
FUCKING LOL
>COWBOY
Jesus Christ RDA would murder Conor. His combos last a fucking minute.
Jesus wins again, neckbeards
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THIS WTF AAAA REEEEEEE
Shit stoppage
BASED RDA
BASED RDA
BASED RDA
BASED RDA
PEOPLE ACTUALLY DOUBTED RDA
l a m o
welp, there goes my predictions
what the fuck
FUCKING SAVAGE
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>USA
IZI GAME
BTFO
Conrad in trouble fightfams
l
o
lel
>>64340561
sauce?
THE INDIANS WON
IT'S LIKE MAJOR LEAGUE ALL OVER AGAIN
So it turns out that Conor is staying at 145 and fighting Edgar, guies.
COWBOY BTFO
JESUS
JESUS
JESUS
ATHEISM BTFO
ATHEISM BTFO
ENJOY H*LL DUMMIES
JUST...LIKE.....THAT!
Capped it for you
Also fuck jds for messing up my picks!
fucking awful stoppage
Southpaw, told you.
Pettis did the same exact shit to Cowboy.
GET FUCKING HEEEEEEEMED
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HOLY SHIT RAFAEL DOS ANJOS BASED BASED BASED ALL THESE QUICK TITLE FIGHTS WELL DONE RDA BASED
>>64340588
would bang
RIP UFC 2015-2015
Wow that classic Herb Dean stoppage.
Also please fucking shoot Cruz his baby voice is making me cringe.
>Donald "chokeboy" Cerrone
He's lost every big fight in his career, he should go back to fucking Garcia in the ass on his ranch.
RIP Mcgreggor
I hope this fight lasts at least two rounds.
That was quick. Must be the music.
>>64340659
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
HERB DEAN STRIKES AGAIN
IT'S BARAO VS FABER 2 ALL OVER AGAIN
that's what Conor will do to him.
>hey herb u gunna stop this
THICK BUNDA
Shit stoppage
>RDA combos last longer than Aldo
Does Conor have a chance against dos Banjos?
SAVE US CHOSEN ONE
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA TEXANS SHOULD BE FUCKING KILLED
AMERICA IS THE WORST COUNTRY THAT HAS EVER BEENISTED GIRAFFES
Disgusting
Notice the thumbs up
So many shots to the back of the head. Amazing.
>>64340709
He seems to think only black people own Pitt Bulls when in reality they're more back woods cousin fuckers who own them
>>64340770
>Also fuck jds for messing up my picks!
This 2bh
>white 'fighters'
HURB "DON'T HURT HIM" DEAN AT IT AGAIN
Dose Anjos will fkng rek McGoober
>he's soft
>he was on roids
hahahhahaha
get fucked americans
>>64340786
not east asian
but i will allow it
HEEM
Early Stoppage maybe?
Conor will literaly merk RDA
>BARRAGE OF PUNCHES
b-b-b-ut he used steroids!!!!
PROFESSOR GORDO SIGHTING!!!!
CONOR VS RDA
WHO DO YOU GOT?
>>64340659
Clobbered like Cerrone
Worst stoppage of all time, im fucking done with this "sport"
Conor is fucking dead, holy shit
>rogan salty about this stoppage but thought the earlier one was good
Fucking glad that audience just got BTFO
GAY COWBOYS BTFO
