>Main Card: (FOX) 8pm ET / 5pm PT / 1am UK
5 Round Lightweight Title Fight:
Rafael dos Anjos(c) (24-7-0) vs. Donald Cerrone (28-6-0)
Heavyweight
Junior dos Santos (17-3-0) vs. Alistair Overeem (39-14-0)
Lightweight
Nate Diaz (17-10-0) vs. Michael Johnson (16-9-0)
Women's Strawweight
Karolina Kowalkiewicz def Randa Markos via unanimous decision(29-28,29-28,30-27)
>Preliminary Card: (FOX Sports 1) 5pm ET / 2pm PT / 10pm UK
Featherweight
Charles Oliveira def Myles Jury via rd 1 Submission(Guillotine)
Middleweight
Nate Marquardt def C.B. Dollaway via rd 2 HEEEEM
Women's Bantamweight
Valentina Shevchenko def Sarah Kaufman via split decision(28-29,29-28,29-28)
Middleweight
Tamdan McCrory def Josh Samman via rd 3 Submission(Triangle choke)
Lightweight
Nik Lentz def Danny Castillo via split decision(28-29,29-28,30-27)
Featherweight
Cole Miller (21-9-0) vs. Jim Alers (13-2-0) Ends in a NC (eye pokes)
>Fight Pass Prelims: (UFC.tv) 3:30pm ET/ 12:30pm PT/ 8:30pm UK
Welterweight
Kamaru Usman def Leon Edwards via unanimous decision(29-28,30-27,29-28)
Welterweight
Vicente Luque def Hayder Hassan via rd 1 Submission(Anaconda choke)
Heavyweight
Francis Zavier Ngannou def Luiz Henrique via rd 2 HEEEEM
Leave Mr. McGregor to me
shawb
ROBBERY AND I DON'T CARE IF THE KEK CROSSES ME OUT
STOCKTON WHAT
>>64337479
first for GOAT ring girl
reparations for no interview please
>Overeem built his career on knocking out cans
>Dos Santos is going to make him look like the ultimate can
I can't wait.
Just dont get heem'd Nate
>>64337479
nth for based Australia
>>64337505
no
>Holbrook
Wow they're finding these cans pretty fast. Have they found a can for CM Punk yet?
we STOCKTON 209 now
nth for j champ
pretty sure the diaz brothers dropped out of high school
that being said they will both earn more than I ever will
feels bad
nates gonna outnig this nig
>Sage being fed a can crusher who lost his last fight against a .500 fighter but was given a gift decision
Come on dude give him a top 20 guy Jesus Christ.
>two cucks on Sherdog scored it for Markos
http://www.sherdog.com/news/news/UFC-on-Fox-17-Results-Dos-Anjos-vs-Cerrone-2-PlaybyPlay-Updates-97445#randa-markos-karolina-kowalkiewicz
>>64337506
disgusting lips desu
>>64337505
Don't go to Tristar, Sage. Firas will gas your shit and only give you a jab for it.
Oh boy here we go
All these commercials are fucking terrible
>>64337536
>hating on cans
Damn, if Nick is autistic then Nate has gone fully into the spectrum.
>>64337505
Dude looks like he's trying to go super saiyan.
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU GOOFS
SAGE NORTHCUTT DOMINATED A REALLY TOUGH GRITTY WRESTLER IN CODY PFISTER
AND NOW HE'S TAKING ON A LEGIT STONE COLD KILLER IN UNDEFEATED MICHAEL HOLBROOK
THIS IS THE UFC. THE BEST GUYS IN THE WORLD ARE HERE. THERE ARE NO EASY
another can for sage?
>>64337532
god it must feel great to touch a girl's butt
where are the slags pls
REMINDER---DIAZ WILL BE KO'D THIS FIGHT
SCREENCAP THIS, IVE ALREADY SEEN IT.
>big win over Cody Pfister
I can't wait until Sage gets BTFO
>>64337532
Salsa?
I LOVE THE MMA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nb4AFOYM13Y
>>64337570
Fucking cunts. I always lose on women.
N A T E
A
T
E
>>64337570
>picked Markos for picks
>still in it
GOAT
O
A
T
>>64337375
>>64337420
Was it a fight I should rewatch tomorrow? Last fight I remember was with the nasty standy guillotine so I assume that that's the only one I've missed. Seems it went to decision which doesn't instill confidence
>>64337560
I just realized how ugly Paige really is. Thanks, I guess. Ape woman.
this could very easily be an all underdog card 2bh
>>64337545
Is Poland a majority catholic nation? Just saw Kovalkayveech do the same thing.
>>64337559
>I don't understand how to slowly build up fighters.
Who is your waifu /heem/?
>>64337545
Why is Joanna allowed
>>64337490
Are the Diaz brothers actually mentally handicapped?
Nick cant even walk out with his bro?
>>64337559
>give your 19 year old greenhorn pet project a legitimate top tier fighter
>>64337560
i'm 100% casual and that was easily polish victory, won at least 1st and 3rd.
Nate vs Sage would one of the most promotable fights ever
Cholo ass semi autistic neet vs religious kid from a&m
soon
Thank you for believing in KK, /heem/
>>64337584
he's just copying young Condit's looks
>>64337570
>tfw still alive
>>64337570
He didn't add my picks...fucking asshole
directly linked him too
>>64337570
IDS STILL A RED PANTY NIGHT
>>64337542
>>64337559
>>64337588
>>64337589
>not understanding that UFC is a business
>not understanding how a business is run
>>64337625
No, just really awkward and dysfunctional high school drop outs
>>64337619
joanna is with me lad
>>64337634
>christian
would marry desu
>>64337617
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hakb6S0IpgY
>>64337638
what an edge lord looking shit
he probably wore those flame shirts when he was in school
>>64337560
I did too but I'm glad to see more polish qt
>>64337634
Robbery ffs
>>64337625
No you retard. If you grew up around poor people you'd understand that the Diaz brothers are just hispanics who grew up poor as fuck in a rough area.
That shit really affects a developing brain.
>>64337617
Yes, Poles are idiots
>>64337570
>i was first to reply but my picks aren't on the image
>>64337629
>i find mr. diaz's langauge offensive
reminder that if you think Joana is in anyways "cute" that you are a plebbitor. Great fighter, but she looks like the abortion of a velociraptor and Gollum from lord of the memes.
>>64337619
Rose
Is lifting weights important for MMA?
>>64337570
you didn't add my picks you fucking cunt rag
>>64337570
LGTSS
>bear guy not picking the bear chick
HERE WE GO
>>64337638
Condit was copying Sage dipshit
You now remember Nate Diaz bitchslapping Cerrone for 3 rounds.
Any day I can see a Diaz lose is a good day,
>>64337685
Literally force confrontations ala Aldo - Mcgregor
>>64337674
oh my god
>inb4 the winner calls out conor
>>64337532
You have fucking terrible standards
>>64337579
>Not hating on a fighter who makes his career out of beating up big meaty tomato cans.
I bet you like Aoki too.
>Nate still sounds like Walt Jr.
>>64337570
who /not goofed/ here
>>64337570
fuck WMMA
>>64337702
Rekt
>tfw always forget to finish beers
>tfw cans still half full when cleaning up next day
chat shit get banged!
>Jorge Alonzo
FIXED
My boy Diaz bout to light this bitch up.
>>64337617
I'll cut you
>>64337570
Can we get a non-alcoholic kid to take the picks next time?
>>64337589
Holbrook's a good matchup actually. Well rounded loose fighter who goes hard on subs from the first bell. I can see it going a couple ways
>holbrook dives on a sub, fails, sage bangs him into a living death
>holbrook fights cagey, puts sage on the mat when he overcommits, goes hard on a sub, we get a nice webm of choked out sage going whlrrlrlrhbmblbl
>>64337559
>mfw people buy into his hype when he smashes cans
>mfw they match him up with Magny who just smothers him in another boring lanklet spider grappling fest
>>64337686
Megu was super qt back in the day
>>64337674
Wow looks like my cousin
>mfw Karolina gets the win on "marketability" alone
>>64337723
Her body is nice, but she shouldn't wear that skunk as a wig
>>64337588
Even at its worst UFC doesn't pad fighters records the way boxing does.
Anybody got a stream? P2PCAST and StreamUp are shitting the bed
>>64337571
Reckon Nick really was baked in that fight with Silva? Fkn Nutter.
>>64337731
feels good man
>nate will never learn to check kicks
nate looks hot senpai
>>64337559
HOLBROOK IS UNDEFEATED
BY FAR THE TOUGHEST TEST FOR SAGE NORTHCUTT!
>Diaz going to lose via leg kick again
>mfw the Diaz brothers are so fucking stupid that they never learn their lesson
>it's a nate diaz gets eaten up by leg kicks episode
>>64337769
findminecraft.com/UFC-FN17-P2PCAST-List
>It's a Diaz brother gets leg kicked to a decision loss fight
Lame.
>People think Diaz has a fucking chance in hell of winning this fight
>>64337777
>quads
>>64337682
you're an idiot.
Who /comfy/ with tea and biscuits
209
0
9
Diaz leg kick, holy fuck I think I saw a unicorn.
WHERE YOU AT SAGE?
WHERE YOU AT MOTHEFUCKER?
Nate looks quick for a Diaz bro
>Johnson taunting Nate and Nate hits him right where he pointed
>>64337777
I'm checking these quads
COMPTON WHAT
Cmon Nate channel the mewvment
fuckin missed half the first round because i had my stream muted while browsing other shit goddamn it fuck
209 BITCH
STOCKTON WHAT
HERE WE GO
>>64337808
Seeing a Diaz heem Sage would be glorious
>>64337802
No you
>side kicks
>low kicks
I'm legal and what is this?
>people underestimate Diaz against a trash fighter who lost to Dariush, Madadi and Jury
LEL
Parry and leg kick dude
>>64337834
happens literally every fight here
>>64337804
it's getting cold here, senpai
not canada cold, but mediterranean cold
>>64337791
>findminecraft.com/UFC-FN17-P2PCAST-List
fuck off with the leg kicks
>>64337852
Except he didn't lose to Dariush, he was robbed by the judges.
Johnson falling right into the most obvious trap on Earth.
IM GUNNA SHOW HIM NOT HURT I AM
>>64337842
oops wrong image
my sides when nate gets popped for weed and loses his purse and it gets called a no contest
Someone's getting heemed in this fight.
WAR DIAZ
God damn do i love the Diaz bros
they've gotta do something about these coyotes in the audience
10-9 Johnson but I would bet money on Diaz winning this fight.
>>64337880
>eyes that eat your soul
s-stop it
Holy shit. That wide stance is saving Nate from so much shit right now.
Johnson over extending hard on his punches. Jesus christ.
He's never gonna last at this pace
STOCKTON MOTHERFUCKER
Who /ACTUALLYFROMSTOCKTON/ here?
Repping west Swain rd
I hope he chimps out by the 2nd round
>>64337777
>Meta check
learn how to check a leg kick u stupid spic. jesus christ u learn that in one week of mauy thai
Nate jawing away kek
you haven't forgotten have you?
>Getting baited by mandrama taunts
Come on Johnson, don't get memed on.
>Johnson throwing too many bombs
Probably going to get tired. Fuck, I really want to see Diaz lose.
goddamnit, don't cut to commercial at times like that
also
>diaz has bad stan dup
has johnson ever seen him fight?
Man, do you hear the crowd? Did you hear that roar when Diaz talked shit?
This is why I wish Dana would just fuckin pay them so they can fight multiple times a year.
Nice fight so far, nice striking to counter out some of the wrestling we've seen
Who /heart/ here?
DIAAAAAAAAAAAZ STOCKTON
WUT
WUT
STOCKTON MOTHERFUCKERS 209
Diaz lighting that bitch up like said
209 209 209
CAN I GET A WHAT?
10-9 Diaz
>>64337801
>>64337826
fuck off with the dubs shit
>>64337913
nevermind this is over 30-27 johnson
>>64337876
some tumblrina that deleted herself from the internet
>>64337847
Too bad it would never happen because Sage would rek the entire Diaz family. Fuck those beaners, praise white Christ and build the wall amen.
>its been over 10 years of nate fighting
>still doesn't know what to do vs leg kicks or movement
He'll win this by the virtue of his lanklet frame and good power though.
>Joe creaming himself with every little thing Nate does
>Doesnt meantion when Johnson lands
Ffs
>can see diaz's ribs from the back when he stretches his arms
lanky ass vegan fuccboi
NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE FUCKING KILL HIM I NEED THIS
>>64337910
DIAZ GUNNING FOR THAT MCGREGOR FIGHT
>>64337952
Looks more like /heartdisease/ desu
>>64337939
Mike Hagar
Johnson is trying so hard to hit him with a bomb and he's missing all of it haha
209 represent
come on Diaz!!!!
>>64337979
>>still doesn't know what to do vs leg kicks or movement
Both Diaz brothers know what to do against it but they are stubborn as fuck and think it's pussy fighting if you dont have a boxing match with them
>>64337910
fuck yes, it's been too long
>>64337988
are the Diaz bros really vegan? I thought they just ate organic food
WE /BOXING/ NOW
SAVAGE
these chants are gonna help nate win more than the jab with these judges.
>>64337952
Fedor is going to heem that dude through the designated shitting street he lives on.
>Beat Nate get title shot
lolwut
These fucking taunts holy shit
Reminder that Nate got so battered by a guy not even in the ufc anymore that his retarded brother threw in the towel for him after the ref stopped it.
>>64338003
The entire 209 area code is a shithole, please stop throwing it up.
t. has lived here for past 20 years
Oh shir
This fight is savage
turned into a diaz fight
>point and laugh at him
nate's arms are so long HE'S LAUGHING AT HIM LOL
DIAZ DIAZ DIAZ DIAZ DIAZ
209
S T O C K T O N
>MMA "boxing"
Holy Holm would KO both these shitters
God bless the Diazes.
THE MADMAN
FREE NICK
Fight of the goddamn night.
>>64338018
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycAW3lJr41E
watch the embedded vids when they fight, they di marathons and eat super fucking clean
Johnson gonna look like such a typical nog falling into the Diaz brother's only trap.
BITCHSLAP
BASED NATE
dis fite
HOLY FUCK WAR DIAZ
19-19
What a boring shitty fight. I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me.
20-18 Johnson but this is close as fuck
NATES KEEPINF IT LIGHT
NATE IS KEEPING IT FLOWY
NATE IS KEEPING IT PLAYFUL
BEAUTIFUL NATE
NATE IS THE GOAT
209 BITCHES
Literally
WWE
W
E
UFC 200: McGregor vs Diaz
THE MEMES
20-18 Diaz
I;m a about to have a heart atack
HE'S LITERALLY FALLEN FOR THE BAIT
AND HE CAN'T STOP BITING
HE'S HOOKED
Johnson EATING shots
LMAO the pointing is the best lol
>there are people who hate the diaz brothers
>they are in this thread
>they don't check my 209
>getting out nigged by a spic
kek
I'M HARD AS DIAMONDS OVER HERE
>its a diaz brother has pillow hands episode
>>64338081
So I told Nate to actually take training seriously.
And he did, what an absolute madman!
DIAZ TALKING BIG SHIT
KO pls
STOCKTON MOTHERFUCKER
i fucking love the diaz bros /heem/
>>64337975
Really? What was her tumblr? And why did she delete her stuff (nudes I wish)
I have to give Nate credit. He's so fucking good at getting people to not fight their own fight. Johnson completely jumped out of his element. Cerrone did the same thing.
Holy shit this is fun. Classic Diaz nonstop volume.
WE
WUZ
HEEMS
NICE A FLOWY NICK
>>64338110
lol did u even watch the second round? yeah johnson landed a few good ones but that was all nate.
>people actually counted out Diaz
>>64338142
everyone does
Hahaha holy shit this is great so far
Just stand up, no wrestlefests and legit action. Glad I'm actually awake for this
This fight is fuckign insane
I'm laughing so hard right now. Say what you want about the Diaz bros but you can't deny that they're entertaining af
GODDAMN IT'S GREAT TO HAVE A DIAZ BROTHER FIGHTING AGAIN
19-19
>>64338110
how could you possibly score round 2 for Johnson
Imagine how many memes and taunting they'd be in a Diaz and Mcgregor fight.
Nate lands soft punches, Johnson landing hard. Nate landing more, Johnson tiring.
I GOTTT YOUUUUUU
209 WHAT
NATE V CONOR WHEN
209 STOCKHOLM MOTHERFUCKER
plz win nate. dont make me get goofd
>getting played by the Diaz spastic tactics in 2015
Niggers gonna nog I guess.
>I'm going to get mad and swing at someone with a reach advantage
fucking hell johnson's already lost
HE STRAIGHT CLOWNIN ON DIS NIGGA
19-19
what a fight
what a fucking fight
>People exist who hate the Diaz culture
My brother is one of them. But hes autistic so w/e
