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first for Euan
Forgot to put /bet/ in the title but the /bet/ references in the OP text means it doesn't matter sub edition
Just found out a way to print free money
you go to williamhill.com > specials > leicester city finishing position > "7th - 10th" @ 3.50
>>64331463
Beats a $20 NBA slip
state of Euan's hair sub-sun edition
>>64331489
>He wasn't on -3.
>>64331499
but Leicester are going to finish top 6
>>64331491
It does matter. You fucked up.
>>64331499
>implying they don't take 5th and then get relegated under the strain of European football
Americans/Canadians/Australians fucking wish they were as shrewd as us.
>>64331521
assuming vardy and mahrez keep up their scoring
and assuming they remain injury free
not going to happen
Need New Mexico to cover the +8.5 like the invisible gaseous substance surrounding the earth
>>64331546
Like space?
Anybody else liking >Jest -4 over the Cowboys @ evens?
Also,
>letting british posters make new threads
they literally fuck up 3/4 of the time and their editions are always based on a weird obsession with losers
>>64331558
Nfl bet of the weekend lid
>>64331554
ain't no air in space
>>64331554
>American education
Still giggling at metaKnight's setup sub sub edition
>>64331499
was going to put £100 on but shit out
>>64331543
Top 6 is a fairly realistic target, they'd could half the current ppg for the rest of the season and still do it.
>the cameraman in the New Mexico game
gjge
>houston to win 2nd half was @ 1.12
Bookies clueless
>>64331657
As a zone read/inverted veer/power rpo nerd this game is super comfy
Terrible day today
I am hanging on ameribets and ufc for not having such big loses td
>>64331595
>living in a storage unit
>>64331599
awful bet
>Superlenny has BTTS-No @2.1
pmsl
>>64331748
where do you think they will finish
i feel its 7-10 is pretty safe
unless you live in some magical fairy tale land where vardy and mahrez break every goal scoring record in existence and the entire leicester team remains injury free
theres no way they can keep up this form
>>64331807
You have a really strange way of looking at things.
>>64331599
Think they'll finish below 10th m8
>>64329705
>>64330425
Sitting with £50, lets see how much i get up to by the end of the hour. £5 bets only, using the chart from before
>>64331728
Cowboy bout to ruin your day desu. Sry family
>>64331845
Which bookie is this? Looks a lot comfier than the tables at Unibet.
>>64331855
>Cowboy bout to ruin your day desu. Sry family
Cowboys are going to get rocked by the Jest desu
>>64331867
Bet365 m8
>>64331867
365
>>64331832
bottom half finish is 21.00
>>64331845
>not chatting the birds up
>>64331546
Don't you just love college kickers?
>>64331822
Not really, do you also think palace can challenge for 4th?
>25 shots on target
neat
Surely I'm not the only one who expects teams to get first downs on 3rd and 15+ in college
Tripping just for this.
4 Hands in, up £5+£5 on table.
>>64331929
Post ending in 21 in reply to this post decides what I say to her.
>>64332067
BIG BOY
I
G
B
O
Y
>>64332067
I loke your nails
Anyone else /scatporn/ and music while waiting for results?
Should you be on a register /bet/?
>>64332057
Any time rich rod's involved I do
>>64332067
Where abouts are you from? Really like your blouse btw, you're very pretty!
>>64332146
not a fan of this gimmick desu
>>64332067
U a remy girl?
>>64332067
Do you ever think about killing yourself?
Miller just got a finger in the eye and fights been called off. Had him to win, what happens to my bet?
>>64332067
>ruining bet threads with get attempts
literally the worst flag on /bet/
>>64332223
refund most likely
>>64332221
Gonna have to re-roll this, anything to do with death or sensitive shit gets you barred...
>>64332223
Bookie forwards the money to your creditors, sorry m8
>>64332223
NC's are ruled as a Void bet by most bookies
SURELY they want the TEN
I WILL NOT DIE
I'M WAITING FOR YOU
I FEEL ALIVE
WITH YOU BESIDE ME
>>64332297
You didn't mention anything about rules faggot
Contacting support to void all Houston bets.
>comfy late penalty to seal the deal on the -2 2h handis
be honest how much of your roll didn't stake on this? about 25 percent here, no regrets. had the research and the gut feeling and half of the stakes were from 1-0 up so had some leverage already
Haven't gone above £70 yet, pretty slow. New dealer though, the eye ain't doing it for me though.
>>64332411
mb bro
what teh fucking fuck
holy shit its 10.30, i honestly thought it was like 89
Utah -24 seems free. Is it to late to get on?
>>64332491
>didn't
meant did, fingers shaking from the sheer sums
tonight's skedge looking dece though, nz youth games always welcome
Thanks for sliding Arizona. You da real MVP
>>64332886
That got reaaal sweaty
>>64332886
>Thanks for sliding Arizona. You da real MVP
Thank the betting gods
>>64332780
I wouldnt. The Utes weren't really moving the ball well and are only up so much because BYU kept spilling spaghetti in their own RZ
How do I bet all my savings on Barça against River? I don't have a betting account of any kind.
>>64332951
1. Make a betting account
2. Bet all your savings on Barca
>>64332951
By going onto a betting site and opening an account
>>64332951
paypal me the money and i'll place the bet for you.
>>64332998
sent
>>64332982
>>64332993
So they won't ask me for a proof of address or anything like that? Just make an account and bet?
>>64332982
Surely it's not that simple?
>>64333014
They might if you try to deposit/withdraw a large sum, but if it's less than $1000 then I doubt it
>>64333029
If you live in argentina just make one.
>>64333014
You'll need to prove you are who you say you are
>>64333048
Alright thanks
5 mins of this hour left and im up £10.
Tears.
>>64333014
Why is this a problem for you? Are you homeless?
>>64333126
You need to count cards if you want an edge. That cheat sheet thing just reduced the bookies edge but im pretty sure its still 50/50 even if using that.
>>64333126
what did you expect with babby stakes?
>>64333126
Better than minimum wage desu
>>64333138
18, living with my parents and have no services to my name so I don't think I can prove I live where I say I live.
>>64333126
shrewd
>>64333194
Do you not have a bank account?
reckon over 2.5 @2 in the bolivia game looks good, last game of the season, not that many DAs but quite a couple shots, no altitude or pressure to get points to worry about, both team should just enjoy themselves
inb4
>bolivia
>dackers steals my bet and curses it
>>64333194
If you just want to bet on that specific game just open an account with an Asian bookie.
You can setup of bet365 account just fine though. They send you a code in the regular mail to verify you live on said address.
Don't remember Unibet/Bwin asking for anything more than an ID either
>>64333250
>not that many DAs but quite a couple shots
Every South America game ever summed up
Ended the hour on £75, +£25.
>>64333170
I know m8, but online its difficult as they use more decks and it's a lot, lot faster. They fly through sleeves every 10mins by the looks of it. (Full table of 7)
>>64333171
Will be increasing stakes when i hit 110 desu
>picking up 30 yards in one play
ouch
>>64331599
assuming city and arsenal finish them you will still need united, spurs, liverpool and another team to finish above them which is not going to happen
the ultimate judge and shrewdest PL punter to ever live has now moved on to the NBA.
You'd be mad not to follow
W-Whats the bet lads
>>64333305
yeah though i imagine if there were more the odds wouldn't be so juicy
i feel like bookies in general don't account for the absence of pressure enough or at all when setting the odds for overs, the last matchdays are a goldmine for overs in most leagues t b h, especially scandinavian ones from my experience
>>64333428
Which bet is "the bolivia game"
>>64333472
>not prestaking Oriente Petrolero
come on lad
Is bulls +2.0 THE bet of the month?
>>64333518
'no'
>>64333400
on LARGE, taking the -2 line
mostly because i trust his mainstream judgement and porzingis is GOAT
>>64333518
*knicks
So just how bad are the lakers?
>>64333358
I did it for half an hour and was down £25
>>64333555
Second worst team in the NBA
>>64333563
tears
>took st. ann's -0.5 small and decent amounts on overs after HT
>penalty for them in the 51st
>start cackling like a madman
>penalty missed
i deserve this
>>64333563
Thanks for the £25 bro!
15mins into hour #2 and im still on £75...
>>64333555
Picture the 76ers. Now picture a team that is marginally better
>>64333631
they also missed a pen in the first half
>>64333555
They're like the Sunderland of the NBA
Any guide on how to count cards?
Can you get banned from BlackJack if you're gud?
>>64333400
>>64333400
This is literally everything angry britanon bitches about.
There is nothing shrewd about knowing the schedule and prestaking the nba. Jimmy Butler is in wildass shape, and the Bulls are 11 deep. Complete mug bet that you slugs hopped on because some dude in a Facebook group tipped
>>64333809
>>64333809
google search and you will find dece guides. not sure of online, but you will get barred from rl casinos if you are making regular money of blackjack
>>64333818
I take it you've staked the other side then now that lux has single handedly crushed the knicks odds
post slip
>>64333809
http://blackjackdoc.com/files/blackjack-cheatsheet.pdf
Cant get banned, but you can get 'removed' from the table as; A) It isnt illegal to count cards, but B) The PitBoss has every right to remove you or advise you 'leave' if he thinks you are are cheating.
BJ dealers are trained on how to count cards so they can ID it in play.
>>64333818
Even if you do like the Knicks, the back to back doesn't start to effect teams until later in the game. If you wait around you can probably get the knickstape at +6
>>64333881
>not waiting until the end of the 3rd to lump on the Knicks
It's when the fatigue will truly kick in
>>64333881
>prestaking the NBA
Not even once
>>64333809
Every casino in the world considers counting cards cheating.
You can get limited as with any form of gambling. Saying that, it's unlikely to get restricted from blackjack as although it's one of the only casino games your skill can have an impact on it's still pretty much a coin toss.
Despite what that new tripfag thinks, the basic strategy system only puts the odds of winning at closer to 50/50 as it almost eliminates house advantage. It's no surprise that they're only up a small amount and in the long-term will find they have nothing lost, nothing gained.
>>64333934
>>64333939
Lets be friends lads and you can spoon feed me these NBA in play tips on Skype and that
>>64333685
damn, they must be twice DUE now
>3 yellows in the 2nd half in the bolivia game
apparently last matchday isn't the last opportunity to play nice football and score some goals for the fans, but to break some shins
>>64334034
Just prestake the overs in the Rockets game tonight instead
>>64334034
need a /bet/ skype call for live NBA betting like AIR
>not prestaking knicks -6.5
>>64334034
Kinda hard desu, the lines move very quickly, but it's pretty simple once you understand the flow of hoop and the teams in the league
>>64334108
last time you told me to prestake overs in a rockets game it ended 20 points under the required amount for the bet to win
>>64334112
Nah, the knicks only win by 6.>>64333400
>>64334117
Mogwai tipped inplay basketball tbf. Q lines act but shit was still money
>>64334168
So they're due ;)
By how many goals do Zvezda win?
appchan is not working guys help
>this announcer who keeps pronouncing it Apple-atshun state
there's no way that's right
Who /dossantos/ and /cowboy/ here?
Never seen this ever.
>>64334487
i thought it was apple-ay-shen
honestly baffled how there have been no goals in either second halves, a bit concerned
>>64334688
>i thought it was apple-ay-shen
it is AFAIK but I'm a northwest "hippy"
Reminder that Admiralteets +0.75 is a LARGE
st anns first clean sheet in 65 games
bugger
>>64334812
why?
What happened in the Utah game? Why did they score so much in the first quarter and nothing since?
>>64326622
Anyone get on Valentina Shevchenko @~2.3?
I think she's won 29-28 on dec.
seacucks -15
patriots -14
packers -3
your welcome :^)
>>64334842
yes but haven't been paid out yet
>>64334842
yeah she won
thanks lid
>>64334842
I've got her in a double with Cerrone
>>64334836
utah was gifted 3 interceptions (2 of them returned for tds) in byu territory so they didn't need to go that far to score, can't manage to drive on their own
utah -3 should cover though
>>64332496
>You will never see the GOAT big titted skybet dealer again
>>64334842
I did
GOOZ
O
O
Z
>>64334883
Dude i laid the same parley
>>64334893
THAT LOOK IN THE BEGGING
MUH DICK
>>64334824
mutuals desu senpai
Is there any good bet to be had in Jets - Cowboys?
Jets - 3?
>Those anons doubting Gooz
kek
KEK
>>64334996
I have jest -3 and unders
>>64335002
He is wrong about Dos Anjos.
yay or nay
>making a thread without /bet/ as the subject
>>64335040
>1.28
What shit bookie is that? Jewvada has Dos Santos at 1.42
>>64335034
The fight hasn't happened yet
>>64334935
woah, it could be YOUR money going into my wallet :')
>>64335068
centerbet. I agree odds aren't the best, but I profit on there and it's the best interface I've seen for events within the next 24 hours, so it's comfy betting.
>>64335070
He is still wrong
>>64335131
wait and see
>>64335131
I've been wrong many times before for many reasons, i'll admit that.
But you have pretty much placed yourself on the edge - If I'm right; well.. hows your chin? :^)
>Utah
Now the sweat is officially on
Utah making me sweat
>>64335215
Dos Anjos isn't a striker. Cerrone may win, but that doesn't change the fact.
I nearly out a cheeky tenner on BYU ML @13 when it was 35-7 since Utah couldn't move the ball.
Really regretting that one
>down like $150 this weekend
time to deposit if Knicks -6.5 don't get up.
>>64334842
Nice one, Gooz. I thought you might have lost it
>365 still too shaken up to payout on Northwestern
Small minus Urunday, +13 atenas, olimpia +11
Considering an Aguada sw
There's literally a retard next to me and his smell is killing me
Did Utah cover?
>>64335666
Sure did. 35-28
>>64335273
Fine then, He's an Mixed Martial Artist that has disciplines in BJJ and MT.
Just like Cerrone. But Cerrone has better striking and can work off his back.
Olliveria worth a small value punt i think!
>>64335703
Won - R1 Sub.
i'm like a fucking magnet to odds drifts i swear, caught auckland city @1.86
>You'll never be up enough
>>64335840
For what reason? Seems like everyone is playing strong teams to me but I didn't look into it too much
>>64335873
the 18-1 GD in the last 3 matches inspires confidence t b h, wouldn't take them at 1.57, overs worth a shot imo
>Get rolled up on and injured
>somehow get called for an unsportsmanlike conduct
Hmmmmmmmm
ruh oh
>>64335090
>woah, it could be YOUR money going into my wallet :')
probably going into my wallet desu since I'm on the double and we're probably on the same bookie
>>64336007
all apart of the master keikaku
prepare for knicks +10.5 after halftime
>>64336024
>>64335090
Lay means different things to Amerifats and Europooors
>MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU
>I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS
HOLLYWOOD, YES.
>>64336107
>MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU
I vaguely realized the bet wasn't going to hit since the movie ended in like a minute but I didn't really care since I enjoyed it so much. Then she dropped that line in the 11th hour, drove home with the biggest smile on my face. Jewvada hasn't paid out yet but it's nice to know.
>went large on adelaide and just medium on heartland fh/ft overs
zzz got scared from topping up because pseudo-shrewdies smacked the unders on 365 hard
>tfw no confidence in my bets although they win
>tfw small roll
>>64335974
I see but apart from beating Wellington 7-0 which looks like a bit of freak result they were up against the shite teams of the league. Price might have even gone too far but I'm not sure I can trust the rball here
>>64336305
>tfw too much confidence in my bets although they lose
>tfw wiped out most of my roll
Randa Markos vs. Karolina Kowalkiewicz
Kowalkiewicz [email protected] (was 2.7 pre-card) is value, similar reason to the previous slag fight.
If it stays on the feet, Kowalkiewicz will be superior, undefeated in her career against Markos who has struggled against range fighters in the past. Worth a value punt.
>>64336323
yes the price is too low at this point, i was just too surprised to seem them almost close to evens
thinking about hawke's bay + t b h, will have to wait a bit, any thoughts on this or other matches?
>>64336355
We'll make it someday bro
THIS SOUTHERN UNITED RBALL
GET ON
>>64336468
has the match even settled in yet?
>>64336468
Imagine being a part time penny punting slug, getting back from your sad little shelf stacking job and thinking you're onto a worldie when your beady little eyes see Southern United @ 4.00 and you proceed to put all of your not-so-hard earned minimum wage on it. You follow your little rball, get real excited when Southern United have more attacks and 88% possession after 7 minutes so you put your whole weekly wage on and come full time, you're crying your little eyes out because you have to go back to your shitty wageslave job and earn all the money back that you've just lost to a betting god who is far, far shrewder than your mug self. That betting god is me. It repulses me to make money this easily when there's poor little scousers scrounging at food banks for a bag of lentils.
I thought the bulls were running rampant? wtf happened
>>64336497
A L T I T U D E
>>64336497
F A T I G U E
Lux such a J U D G E
>>64336497
They played into quadruple OT last night. They lost me a substantial amount of money so I laid them hard.
>was sweating over knicks +6.5 and +7 that i got on after the 2-12 run
>forget about it
>they won by 7
lel, too bad i didn't get on the FT + too
wanted to lump overs on team wellingthon - wp reserves, disallowed goal just happened, lumping harder now
>>64336497
>>64336497
chiraq bulce are #1 of pretenders and source of false hope
>start 12-2 by first 3 minutes, suddenly trail by 7 now
alternatively just look at yesterday's play by play where they blew it over and over in regulation and OT
georgia state pls
watching slag fights. How are the bulls playing?
I was hoping the bulls could at least keep it up until halftime so I could jump on the Knicks then.
Guess I'll have to settle for my prestake.
>Sri Lanka 7.00 to win now
Fuck cricket
>>64336616
Ask and you shall receive
>>64336688
>betting on meme sports that take days to finish a single match
whatd you expect?
cricket matches take so fucking long to pay out you might as well invest in bonds
>>64336417
Hawkes + is THE bet right now
>Everyone on NBA and missing the NZ value
>>64336771
>old rball
>>64336756
yeah took it on mara when the +1.5 was still at evens, greasy little rball slavers got their hands on it now
>>64336771
N E E D a webm of the goal in this game, can't find it anywhere.
>>64336800
>greasy little rball slavers
isn't this exactly what you are
>>64336800
I'm one of those rball slavers. Wasn't sure I could trust them at first
>>64336836
did research, was saying i really like the hawkes plus at kick-off pretty much before rball was in their favor
almost never place my bets solely on rball, used to a bit though
>>64336800
>See odds have dropped massively
>Check for what amount I can cash out
>365 didn't process my bet
Oh well.
team wellington HT also looks dece @2.7, didn't fancy them that much before kick-off but that disallowed goal and tons of shots got me in, this is a mostly rball bet yes lad
>>64336468
111111111111111111111111
>>64336468
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
>>64336494
AWWWWWW TEARS BUDDY!!!!!!
>>64336494
It's bedtime Jon.
Wow all the underdogs playing great, no value in any match
Uruguay slags just stomped Argentina's at futsal in a huge upset. Trivia: Uruguay's women nt is the same in both futsal and football. Low tier in each sport
pls cover the spread ohio
>>64336980
surreal, topped up some more @3.5
a hawke's or southland goal before HT wouldn't be too bad
>>64337216
Bad table manners and posture
>>64337216
Hi there post 64337216! I'm new to these forums.
May I ask why you are posting a picture of this fat man and who he is?
*laughs*
PGA?
>>64337124
>stopped watching at 24-7 because I thought game was in the bag
>ohio was 1/5 to win
>suddenly back to back interceptions
jesus
>>64337288
PGA is my home brother
PGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
>>64337308
and app state still probably won't cover the spread. Fuck me
Ty Gooz for making me look up more into those girls. Won my parlay and won another parlay in which I had marquardt and Oliveira in.
No longer a down day.
>>64337308
JUST
>>64337288
>>64337379
imagine being this utterly obsessed with a cross dressing loser.
Are bongs just so completely lacking in self awareness that they have no idea how fucking weird and pathetic they look when they do this?
Cheeky bet on Diaz
>>64337488
>p-pay attention to me!!!
Please have sex.
>>64337513
>throwing money away
we did it brahs
oh maaan
>think to myself auckland are looking like their usual self out of the locker room
>2.6 on 365, no dosh there because skrill
>hmm let's top up on mara
>2.22 there, nope
>score shortly after
seething so much at skrill, on my knees for the unibet withdrawal to reach my bank account so i can stop losing all this V A L U E
>>64337602
>le slovakian blog /bet/ter
I like your posts
>>64337216
t i n t i n
>>64336387
Won, Decision.
:^)
>>64337424
Np
>>64337586
>shill somebody who doesn't even know you exist
>all day
>every day
>in every thread
>when you get called out on it you claim the other person is the attention wore
you need to check your logic there bud.
And I've had plenty of sex but I appreciate the concern. No need to project like that
>>64337757
zzzzz american anons are so dull
>>64337676
/bet/ is my bartender and i'm the local depressed alcoholic that spends his roll drinking his life away and spilling his heart to the bartender
helps the pub financially though you have to admit
