>$500m spent
>0 (zero) shots on target
>Phil Jones is in charge of taking corners
>Fellaini is the super-sub
>Shrek is the captain
>Finally gets a world class player
>0% shot accuracy
>0% take-ons completed
>0% crosses completed
>0 key passes
>60% pass accuracy.
Van Laal 10 year dynasty is upon us
>Van Laal
>hack
>dutchcuck
Pick all 3
>4-0 MK Dons
>5-3 Leicester
>0-0 4th tier Cambridge Who??-nited
>spending $500m to fight memehampton for europa spot
>van laal will defend this
>f-flacao is world class
>l-literally ronaldo 2.0 for o-only 6.6m loan fee and 300k per week. w-what are you, p-poor?
>h-he'll be goat once he recovers, I s-swear
>h-he just n-needs to get used to playing on the w-wing, van laal is a genius, trust me
>h-he'll score 25 goals e-easy
>h-his knees will not explode next time he gets tackled, I k-know it
>muh philosophy
>I'm not a s-shit manager! Everyone is a-against us!
>muh pitch
>muh referees
>muh injuries
>muh longballs
>look at this homemade pamphlet explaining why I'm not shit!
>If I only had muh robben
>I am a tactical genius, 2-6-2 formation, hexagon midfield with Paddy McNair as false-false-false 9. NEXT LEVEL GENIUS, NO ONE WOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THIS!
>I just need more time, more money and more Netherlands national team players. I am a genius trust me :~)))))
Van Laal everyone
>literally mfw yanited "fans" think van laal is a genius unironically, and celebrate beating a pathetic QPR 2-0 as if they just won the CL
>Lang Baal ready to buy Nigel De Jong, another useless player just because he is dutch
LGTSS
>LANG BAAL
>>64326362
>Finally gets a world class player
top keks m8
>LAAL
I will never, EVER stop loving this pasta desu
Best pasta but we need an update
>I-I don't want to be fired in my last job
>cucked at home by norwich
>poop all but confirmed at the team next door
>memepiss >de pay
Reminder that you Manure fans were warned by Bulgarian overlord
give it up for martial lads, europe's best young player
http://www.manutd.com/en/News-And-Features/Football-News/2015/Dec/Manchester-United-striker-Anthony-Martial-wins-Golden-Boy-award-for-best-young-player-in-Europe.aspx
>>64326362
>>Phil Jones is in charge of taking corners
i havent been watching manure at all but this has to be a joke right?
>>64327814
stoichkov keeps flinging shit at van laal at every opportunity
its getting weird at this point 2bh
>>64329842
He's a commentator at univision over mexican league games, hilarious as fuck.
>>64329842
maybe because it's truth
Good thing Chicharito left this shit team.
![large[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Z7UPcon.jpg "large[1].jpg")
>>64330142
>leave chivas and they go to shit
>leave united and they go to shit
>leave madrid and they go to shit
wew lads
>>64329956
is his spanish any good
>mfw mourinho gets sacked
>mfw van laal is still in charge
>>64329790
That actually happened in a few games last season. He wasn't even that bad at it.
I was looking for a like button.
LIKE!
>>64329956
>a bulgarian guy on an american channel in spanish
wot
>>64330357
Loving how United "fans" unironically want Mourinho to take over kek
They are willing to accept "Mr. Chelsea" not because of his playstyle or management skills, but because he has a reputation of winning
United "fans" go on about the "United way" of attacking football and playing youth, but under Mourinho that would essentially be all over
Fuck Paki's and Indians are a fickle and fair weathered bunch, next thing they'll be eying up Wonga after they fire Mourinho
United are too far gone, they are literally the new Liverpool
kek
KEK
K E K
>>64330371
Its fucking impeccable.
He actually interviewed The sacked one.
FUCKING STUPID DUTCH AUTISTI RUINING THE GREATEST CLUB IN THE WORLD
GET OUT SMELLY SWAMP GERMAN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>64326362
All fine until
>Nigel de jong
>useless player
Are you fucking kidding m8, I would have him back at City in a heartbeat. I'll give you Fernando and all the fucking meat and potato pies you can carry
>>64327814
but pedro ended up at chelsea instead where he's in a relegation battle
if he'd gone to united im sure they'd still be in the champions league, he fits van laal's shitty system better than 99% of forwards
>stay wide
>score tap ins after a billion passes
rooney, martial, etc don't have the combined awareness and mobility pedro does so he'd easily get them the couple points to stay relevant
would've been a good career move
>>64326362
I like the Liverpool one more but this is still noice.
