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December 29 - Rizin Fighting World Grand Prix 2015
December 31 - Rizin Fighting Federation 2
January 2 - UFC 195: Lawler vs Condit
January 17 - UFC FN 81: Dillashaw vs Cruz
Dos Anjos vs Cerrone 2 weigh-in video: https://youtu.be/FzR1pORdJGw
Weigh-ins are official and the results are as follows:
>Main Card (on Fox at 8pm ET/5pm PT/1am UK)
Rafael dos Anjos (154.5) vs. Donald Cerrone (154.5)
Junior Dos Santos (239) vs. Alistair Overeem (243)
Nate Diaz (156) vs. Michael Johnson (155.5)
Karolina Kowalkiewicz (114.5) vs. Randa Markos (116)
>Preliminary Card (on FS1 at 5pm ET/2pm PT/10pm UK)
Myles Jury (146) vs. Charles Oliveira (150.5*) - Oliveira has 1 hour to make 146
C.B. Dollaway (185.5) vs. Nate Marquardt (186)
Sarah Kaufman (136) vs. Valentina Shevchenko (134)
Tamdan McCrory (185) vs. Josh Samman (186)
Danny Castillo (158*) vs. Nik Lentz (156) - Castillo says he made weight afterward but didn't give a number
Jim Alers (146) vs. Cole Miller (146)
>Fight Pass Early Prelims (on Fight Pass at 3:30pm ET/12:30pm PT/8:30pm UK)
Leon Edwards (171) vs. Kamaru Usman (171)
Hayder Hassan (170) vs. Vicente Luque (171)
Luiz Henrique (248) vs. Francis Ngannou (254)
UFC Road to the Octagon - RDA vs Cerrone: https://youtu.be/2yqavPWkqZw
1st for chimp zant
>knocks out the greatest FW of all times, Jose "muh scary scarface cold killer monster" Aldo Jr in 10 seconds
>people think he's afraid of little old Franklin Edgar
Do you think Joe Rogan has brain damage due to excessive marijuana use?
>>64322804
Only if he smokes it out of a respirator
>The LW title has never changed hands on a free TV card
remind me again why you're picking coyboy?
What are the top 3 nicknames in MMA?
>>64322804
>has guests on who point out specific government legislation to limit freedom on the internet
>THE INTERNET IS THE FUTURE MAN
I seriously hope he gets killed in a car crash.
>I came into this promotion a two weight world champion
What is next for Demian Maia? He just ran through Nelson. Does he get a top 5 fight? Maybe a title shot?
>>64322853
12 Gauge Paige VanZant
![1450534846232[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ZvAKREB.jpg "1450534846232[1].jpg")
Do you think he made her do a line of coke off his boner?
She'll be joining Conor as another English champion within 2 years
>>64322895
>ran through Gunnar Nelson
>ran through a guy with 0 (zero) wins over ranked opposition
>>64322917
I sincerely hope that is her first day of training.
>>64322827
This isn't mandrama
>>64322895
he's probably earned the title of number 6 in the world imo
>>64322917
is there a MMA fight in the new movie or what
>>64322917
I can't wait for Rose to heem her
Good morning fellas
https://www.instagram.com/p/75mbHXBPQ1/
>>64322925
Gunni is such a bust. Shame. Not the cardio, striking or wrestling to beat anyone in the Top 10, unfortunately. The guy gave up two rounds, practically, to Zak Cummings. He's just too passive.
>Ronda-eske in her technique, Joe
>>64322917
she's already better at striking than Ronda
>>64322800
SHOOK
H
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O
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>>64322988
>>64322917
for you
Leave Mr. McGregor to me
>>64322917
is she 100% english?
>>64322980
He faced a guy with 11 more years of BJJ experience. He's still got good potential
>>64322988
>Rogaine: Ronda's fighting a brawler in Bethe, and she's throwing clean technique
>Cowboy: Come on Joe, those were wingers
R8 my new first tattoo
>>64322980
His striking looked good against Thatch. But I fear you may be correct. I think he has the tools but just can't seem to put it all together
Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uREy_Hhnv4
>>64322917
BEAUTIFUL CHAMP, BEAUTIFUL
>>64323088
Maia can make anyone look bad, but does Nelson do any better against Saffiedine? Or Alves? There's so many better wrestlers than him in that weight class.
>>64323136
real quick.. lose my number
>>64323136
>not big dick bandits
shameful
>>64323156
Thatch is another bust too. Switching stances like that, at such close range, with his hands at his hips, was him asking to get knocked the fuck out. I don't know what he was thinking.
>>64323131
has he ever given an explanation for this bullshit?
>>64323211
the explanation is simple, Rogan was to be penetrated by Ronda's enlarged clit
look how gay he sounds when he says "how dare you" here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjTHLNMAWfw
>>64323275
>>64323166
>>64323309
How rude
>>64323309
![1409247886895[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zfwtSoT.jpg "1409247886895[1].jpg")
>>64323339
>you will never be part of a Swedish viking motorcycle gang
>>64323419
>motorcycles
>tattoos
i'd rather kill myself than be that big of a piece of shit
>>64323275
I couldn't listen to more than 5 minutes of the JRE Ronda podcast, he started jacking off her ego in 30 seconds flat and I'm sure it went on for 3 hours.
>>64323131
Cowboy's at least in the real world, pretty based to see but I still don't see him beating RDA
>Gargantuan Cerrone vs miniature RDA
They should just come out and brand them 2nd-class citizens desu
Who /GLUTENFREE/ here?
How does Tony Ferguson match up against
1) RDA
2) Cerrone
3) McGoober
4) Khabib
Also, Does he deserve a title shot?
>>64323131
Is Cowboy the only one that's called Joe out on his bullshit?
>>64323509
Isn't his nickname literally kuck?
>>64323509
He can beat any of them because he's just so fucking relentless and energetic. Also, he has one of the best chins in MMA. Thomson nailed him with a right hand and Ferguson just walked through it and did his jumping front kick, stabbing Thomson right in the belly. He's become incredible.
>>64323468
i don't really care who wins, unless RDA has been roiding because i hate that i'm a man of god shit
>>64323509
Oh and he absolutely deserves a shitle tot. Kebab can't stay healthy and Ferg just won arguably the FOTY.
>>64323551
God damn I want this meme to die...
>>64323419
be the hero of your own movie Paddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yaS3vaNUYgs
>>64322797
>this is a 10/10 in burgerland
>>64323477
i am. started 2 weeks ago lost 15 lbs, 8 lbs from just the glycogen stored in my liver
>>64323509
I think he would beat Pettis
>>64323551
>kuck
McGregor removed the filter. You can say cuck now. Conor bless.
>>64323678
yeah sure buddy
>>64323616
but it actually is
desu
senpai baka
>>64323711
A mod gave me a 5 hour ban for bypassing the word filter. Good luck.
Did you guys watch Nurmie jr. fight yesterday at WSOF 26? Was it good?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYfZEyBIC_M
>>64323800
Jones vs Werdum when
>>64323800
it's my destiny to fight jon jones at MSG
>>64323841
Werdum will be 40 by the time that could happen
>>64323844
that gook is a total faggot for doing that
>>64323869
thats what happens when you put the cart before the horse
>>64323934
he got rid of wrestling tho
>>64323971
true
>>64323967
thats what happens when you face a better fighter
>>64322917
cute ass
she doesn't look as retarded in video as she does in pictures.
I meant to point out the opposite in that sentence but I guess I'm optimistic so that'll stay as it is.
>>64323739
how is that an unbelievable thing how is losing 7 lbs in 2 weeks that crazy to you. the other 8 lbs i know was just glycogen
>>64322800
that's because they know it was a fluke.
>>64324004
she looks remarkably good for a brit
Anyone know what time the boxing is on tonight?
>>64324093
there's boxing on tonight?
>Khabib will never fight and annihilate Conor due to injuries
Fuck you AKA!
WUUUURLD CLASS MUUUY THAI
>>64324144
>liking Kuckbib
>>64324144
Conor would butcher him from the bottom
>>64324188
Nick Diaz threw a bottle at his head lel
>>64324181
Joe should fight CM Punk
Lads I'm beginning to think that literally nobody will defeat jon jones in his mma career. Heavyweights have looked like shit since USADA and just always looked shit in general. Lightheavyweights are all dead in the water. The chris is kill. Rockhold doesn't want any real competition and wants the chris' old deflated Brazilian seconds. Is conor the only hope?
>>64324220
>joe being completely clean for an entire training camp
>>64324247
He defeated himself via cocaine
>>64324247
every fighter loses
Jon adding so much muscle mass could fuck up his cut and his game.
>>64324188
>hating on the GOAT LW
>>64324203
Khabib would turn the potato into potato salad from the top
Is Forrest literally autistic?
>>64324037
thinking that you lost 8lbs of liver glycogen
>>64324307
>wanting to watch some douchebag muslim sambofuck conor
>>64324363
you don dink what he dinks
>>64324363
yea, when you first start losing weight, 5-10 lbs of it is mostly glycogen, as in, not fat, just pure glycogen that your body burns off when you are not eating many carbs.
>>64324323
Not a chance, he has some anxiety issues.
>>64324448
no no, thinking that you specificly lost LIVER glycogen
>Fights start at 3:30PM
>UFC catering to the Best Coast yet again
Wait, CM Punk is almost 40??
>>64324481
he's been rasslin for like 20 years, only got famous recently though
he's old and his body is a shambles, I'd be stunned if he could make it through a 9-week camp.
>>64324471
that is where all your glycogen is stored.
>>64324528
lmao
>>64324511
I always though he was 28 or something.
>>64324472
You mean beast coast
>>64324511
I remember when I was a kid watching wrestling all the hipsters online used to love him. I never actually saw him wrestle
>>64324578
alright ivan, some of the glycogen is stored in my muscles and blood but most of it is in the liver.
didn't know that warranted a "yea sure buddy"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYLCexB3fxE
you cringe you lose
>>64324644
actually, theres less than 1 lb glycogen stored in a human liver
>Kicking off the main card at UFC 200
>implying you wouldn't be hyped for it
>>64322853
1. Ares
2. The Canadian psycho
3. The red king
>>64324719
Does this idiot have the Pepsi logo tattooed on his shoulder?
>>64324747
will he be forced to make it a reebok tattoo?
>>64324747
its for the sponsorship buxxx
>>64324747
Nope, it's dutchball on acid
>>64324039
>SALT MINES: The Post.
reliving 193 is still an absolute treat
>>64324706
yea sure buddy
>>64323136
I aint mad at it
>>64324794
>i'm pretending to not be a pussy face
>>64324829
was just stating a fact, I'm not the same dutchie you were arguing with above
>>64324807
>Dana's face
lel
>>64324807
biggest moment of the year by a landslide, really crazy
>>64324039
NaCl the post
>>64324130
Andy Lee vs Billy Joe Saunders
>>64323678
Shut up, no one gives a fuck
>>64324807
HOLLY HOLM, I'M UFC
>>64323678
And you fucking suck too
>>64324977
>please let this be a dream
>>64324977
>CANT WAKE UP
>>64324807
It is
I think... I'm going to watch that fight again.
>yfw Diaz dismantles Johnson via stockton thuggery.
>>64323477
>dad gets dermatitis from gluten
>too fat at heart to give up white bread, beer candy etc.
Should I heem some sense in to him?
>>64324296
>fuck up his cut
The Cormier fight will be the last weight cut he ever does
>>64325060
bet your house on n8
Can someone give me the picture of the copypasta they posted on cowboys fb and he replied?
>Dan Miragliotta is the referee of Jones vs Cormier 2
>ref allows Jones to elbow Cormier's head 200 times
>he dies as Jon predicted it
>>64324247
I think Rumble could heem him.
Hell I think Rumble could heem anyone on a good day.
>>64325141
Just let your dad enjoy his life, Luukas
The diaz sisters are overcompensating faggots who cant string a thought together, never mind a sentence.
Prove me wrong.
>>64322855
>>64325275
>weed makes your life better
>>64324054
yes!
>>64325275
they're well hard m8
Holy fuck it's cold in Orlando today. Not good for the fighters' joints.
>>64325275
>How to spot a casual: the post
>>64324807
couldnt agree more
>>64324807
>>64325342
Whereas in Brazil, any """woman""" that doesn't look like a grown man is considered attractive
Why do Blackzilians never get called out for being the roidiest gym in the US
>>64324794
>>64324917
yes, it's all salt.
you have to write a post pointing a finger to the mob that doubts him still because he's precisely an unanimity.
>>64325376
>>64325356
>noon time
>70 degrees
i can't handle this shit
>>64325365
Don't forget to bring a towel
>>64322739
Cringed hard 2bh
>>64325414
Not enough zilians in it
>>64325434
i dont get it
>>64325414
because ATT exists
And your new FW champion
>>64325142
You think he goes for the rematch? I think letting DC sit on a belt everyone thinks is fake while going up to HW hurts more than another loss, honestly.
>>64325466
>p4p
>>64325430
>>64325394
That hollow Sage Northcutt look
>>64325275
Overcompensating for what?
>>64325414
Because ATT dude
>Light Heavyweight; Tim Boetsch vs. Ed Herman
>>64325484
Guys did you know that Donald ' The mad cowboy' Cerrone has the 3rd highest amount of leg kicks of any fighter currently living in Albuquerque? And hes the 8th tallest non african american or brazillian fighter that has fought more than 3 times in a division lighter than welterweight since 2008? And hes fighting a native of brazil who has the tied third longest name of any lightweight champion, and has the 8th most single leg takedowns, approaching from a 45 degree angle of non brazilians who are under 6ft, and are currently active and not in the heavyweight or bantamweight division!! Im so pumped for this lads
>>64325484
>>64325512
now that's a bumfight
>>64325402
>some cancuck voluntarily disses brazilian women
thank god. it's one less to ruin the gene pool.
>>64325520
>>64325275
Nate's actually reasonably smart
>>64325434
>Irish Pendred murdered by Englands own Tom Breese
>Irish Patty Holohan strangled like a cat by little boy from Hawaii
Also, a friendly reminder that McGregor gave him homage and thanks to the brave British troops that pushed your shit in during the Troubles because he wants less of you potatoes around.
Also, he moved to Vegas to escape you peasants.
>pic related: proof
>>64325522
Thanks sportscenter
>>64325520
I TRIED SO HARD
>>64325544
Francis 'The Bull' Ngannou is going be the breakout performer tonight
>>64325537
>Brazilian """"""""""""women""""""""""""
>tfw you clearly have a blood clot in your leg but don't want to miss the fights
i wonder if they have FS1 at the hospital
>>64325587
Probably the worst place to get kicked. You get KO'd from what essentially is whiplash and your brain bouncing on the walls of your skull as the neck gets thrust from one side to the other. She may never fight again.
>>64325587
Do you guys think Ronda is a nice girl beneath that cunty persona she created for fame?
>>64325630
>>64325641
no
>>64325467
I think he just wants to fuck up DC again
>>64325467
I think he'll smash DC, vacate the belt then move to heavyweight. Jones sounds like he would prefer lifting weights and eating what he wants than stay in a division he has already cleared out.
Should be a weight class between light heavy and heavy tbqh
>>64325552
Pendred is American
>>64325641
I think she used to be nice, but then got surrounded by a bunch of people that convinced her that she's special and should always be regarded as such.
>>64325677
>more weight classes
>>64325729
she was never nice
she never had a chance, from the medical problem at birth to her dad abandoning to her mother being a major league cunt
>>64325669
>Should be a weight class between light heavy and heavy tbqh
Sounds like there will be soon. MMA needs lots more divisions, like boxing. 20 pound gaps in classes is nuts. They don't do it in wrestling or boxing for good reason.
Yeah, I can see why he'd want to stamp out DC for good. Hope this muscle gaining doesn't go too out of hand though, that shit can change the way your whole body moves and may take some getting used to.
we've got a couple hours to kill
post some fights lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cx9jzsPv1l8
>>64325730
the weight cut summit suggested a 195 lb class
165 (lw), 175 (ww), 185, 195 (cruiserweight?), 205, 225, and then superheavyweught
Anyone who supports more weight classes should literally be killed by me.
>>64325811
>being literally retarded and not understanding adding 165,175 and 195 would actually hugly improve everything
>>64325752
why is her mom a cunt, she wants to run over Edmond, sounds reasonable given his advice
>>64325808
probably the same sacks of shit who support cell phone tracking, USADA and reebok
man if all of them had one neck i would choke it out
>>64325589
>a giant 6'4 black man literally named "the bull"
i don't think i'm ready for all the cuck shitposting should he turn out to be good
>>64325838
she is a terrible mother, just an awful human being, incapable of producing a nice daughter
>>64325811
You'd have to get out of my guard before you could even try anything you fucking pussy
>>64325893
square up m8 i'll berimbolo you into next week
>>64325846
>if all of them had one neck
Was that a fucking Carl Panzram quote? On /heem/ of all places?
>>64325424
C'mon brah, let's just wait it out.
Atleast you're not a VascaÃno.
>the current year
>wanting more weight classes
what we need is no weightclasses. Set fights up between fighters who want to fight and have them agree on a weight. Who cares about belts. I want to see everybody fight everybody within reason
>>64325863
i nicknamed him 'The Bull' but yes, the shitposting will be glorious
>tfw you'll never prep Francis to fuck your gf
>>64324631
>Kid when watching CM Punk
m8 most people were kids during the attiitude era, how old are you?
>>64325945
you devil you
>>64325952
i figure kids who were 10 or 11 when CM Punk debuted in the WWE (06) are around 18 or 19 now.
fuck i'm old.
>>64325934
When the fighters don't change a thing then more people could do like Benson and bounce around 3 divisions running their contracts
>>64325782
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvGth20GH4w
>>64325952
CM Punk has been wrestling for a long time. I was referring to early 2000's when he was on the independent scene and people on wrestling forums used to rave about him before he got big. I never actually saw him wrestle, like I said In the post above.
>Fooling yourself into believing something that never made sense
>>64325992
What happened to your leaf lad?
>>64326006
>tfw I joined the team
>>64325808
The flyweight and bantamweight divisions should be combined at 130lbs to make room for a cruiserweight division at 225 or 230. Then they could raise the heavyweight limit to 180 or so.
A 195 division would be retarded.
So we all agree The Chris will never be champ again right?
>>64326049
Not if he trows the meme kick again the tides were turning a chris weidman began taking control of the fight
>>64326049
the next time the middleweight belt changes hands will be when Rockhold either moves up to 205 or retires
>>64326049
he looked literally dead after the weight cut. i would say he needs to move up but he's not big enough for 205.
guy needs to go full Maia and stop fucking around with his striking and throwing spinning shit for no reason, he's a fine grappler and GnP guy, I see no reason why guys like him and Mendes suddenly think they've become world champion boxers because they got one or 2 finishers.
>>64326049
Jacare and soldier of god will heem him if he ever reaches for that belt again
>>64326040
>The flyweight and bantamweight divisions should be combined at 130lbs
i was thinking this also. no one likes midgets so just make them all 5 pounds heavier.
every 15 pounds would be nice 130,145,160,175,190,205,220
fuck every 10 pounds that's some gay ass shit... how about every 5 pounds while we're at it? worthless belts.
>>64326073
who's the dude on the far left? is that the RHCP guy?
>>64326137
Yes
>>64326108
Chris said he could make 170 not so long ago
If any of you ever made eye contact with me, you would be dealt with sharpish
>>64326174
meet me outside the nandos with 5 of your hardest lads and i'll bring 5 of my sickest cunts and we'll have a right Millwall-style donnybrook innit
>>64326157
He also said he could beat Jon Jones
>>64326174
Lets go a little bit closer
>>64326108
He tried to rassle Luke and almost got his head ripped off for his troubles, I won't deny that his terrible Fight IQ and strike selection lost him the fight but I don't think he's ever beating Rockhold.
>>64326073
Conor would heem them all in one punch
Lets say the UFC has 155,165,175,185,195,205
Who would be the champs of these divisions come the end of 2016?
>>64326174
Fella you keep chatting shit and your mum isn't the only person who's getting banged you cheeky little cunt
>>64325730
>implying you wouldn't be hype for cruiserweight tournament
Who /stillontheteam/ here?
>>64326250
McGregor
McGregor
McGregor
McGregor
McGregor
McGregor
>>64326280
Still my boy
>>64326250
conor, conor, conor, kekhold, kekhold, kekhold
>>64326250
155, Conor
165, Condit
175, Lawler
185, Rockhold
195, Rockhold
205, Jones
>>64326218
>but I don't think he's ever beating Rockhold.
More divisions would be a terrible move. The talent pool in MMA is shallow as fuck, look at 205 now, there aren't many prospects around, the division's champ is a relatively old guy with lots of wear and tear from his wrestling days. The biggest prospect of the division just heemed everyone in it.
I think you could make a similar argument for 185 and 265,the only divisions with tons of talent in them now are 155 and 170. You could make an argument they were always like that, but I get the impression the heavier divisions are getting worse and dividing the talent in them would make it way, way worse.
![diaz_hendo_thatcher-675x400[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/q6p0mvV.jpg "diaz_hendo_thatcher-675x400[1].jpg")
whos got diaz in this fight?
>>64326316
>anyone ever coming back from a beating like that
>>64326250
155: Conor
165: Rory
175: Robbie
185: Cuckold
195: Gus
205: Meme Jones
>>64326349
>Rory
>Making 165
>>64326250
>155
McGoober
>165
Carlos Condit
>175
Rory McDonald
>185
Luke Rockhold
>195
Luke Rockhold
>205
Anthony Johnson (Jones gone to heavyweight)
>>64326325
>>64326323
The 205 champ is Jones, let's b real. More divisons = less weight cutting = better fights and less chance of guys dying like that One FC dude and Brazilian guy.
>>64326174
I'd fuck you 'till you love me faggot.
