BVB: Bürki - Ginter, Sokratis, Hummels, Park - Weigl, Gündogan - Hofmann, Kagawa, Mkhitaryan - Aubameyang
Köln: google their twitter, these retards don't post it in text form
starts in 15 bings
echte liebe
>Park instead of Schmelzer
>Hofmann instead of Castro
the absolute madman
why are these eggheads discussing eierköpfe
>>64321458
Selber eierkopp
Milos ;_;
>>64321473
thanks, eierkopf is a compliment.
>dem qt cheerleader
ugh, why do i have to be a fat beta
mfw tuchel wiedermal rotiert
>>64321538
Marcel Reif kommentiert
What's the point of making a match thread?
We're not gonna fill even this one and the game is not gonna be exciting either.
Plus you're being rude to Köln. It's not that hard to find the starting XI you lazy fag.
und jetzt?
>Knut Kircher
memes on the menu lads
I guess I'll post hear
>>64321595
Köln is a shithole who cares
>>64321595
it's containment thread
>>64321597
try atdhe.com maybe?
>>64321595
an hero
Bundesliga simulcast is the comfiest of all things
>>64321662
I dont like simulcast for some reason
>>64321662
It would be if Buyern wasn't in it.
>>64321690
100% this
>>64321690
this
fuck buyern
where are all the hd streams??
>>64321690
but seeing tons of goals is the whole point of the simulcast
>>64321740
I dont know. I just have a regular stream
>statistically bürki the worst keeper in the bundes
lel
>>64321740
>still no sky
dude are you 15?
>>64321780
really?
>>64321780
but its true.
hes nuts.
>>64321758
Sky? Quality?
>>64321790
no...part jewish ;D
>>64321780
but he's so dreamy~
>>64321790
how much do you pay for bundes, cl and everything hd?
>>64321800
its fox 2. its alright
>>64321821
30 €
>>64321821
30€ monthly for hd, 20€ without hd, bro.
>>64321682
depends which one
fox simulcast is shit cause they change the feed for every corner and free kick
sky is GOAT
PAPA
>>64321843
wew
Based Sokratis
TOOOOOOOR
>>64321791
Yeah, apparently he only stops 62% of the shots on his goal. Horn on the other side has 80%.
But I think Dortmund also has the least amount of shots on the goal. It's just that the chances the others get are usually goals.
ez pz lemon squeezy
>>64321843
>>64321857
i asked so many fags for it.
from sky themselves, retailing-faggots in the supermarkets and on websites.
nobody wants to give me sky bundes + CL + HD including skyGO for 30 euros / month.
how/where did you get it?
>>64321901
keep up the good work
Based Papa.
>>64321895
terrible defending
>>64321926
Yeah, atrocious really. Aren't Köln one of the worst at defending set pieces?
was getting worried there for a second
>>64321950
it's not their strong suit, which is strange because the players are tall
>>64321891
He couldn't really prove himself yet.
Got lucky at times too, like against Wolfsburg when Dost had a break and Bürki just fucking opened up the near corner.
>Kleinkastenwagen
ever tim
>mfw ive been to westfalenstadion several times already when the corners were still open
terrible defense of BVB
>>64322038
its called signal iduna park m8
>b-bürki based aside from everything?
i-is it?
>>64322075
its worrying
>BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN
>>64322031
Was that move against Dost intentional? Because if it was it would've been pretty fucking based.
>>64322141
are they losing?
almost blooter
>>64322179
literally
Based Knut Kircher
>>64322171
I think it might have been. Because if he'd passed to Draxler it almost certainly would have been a goal. So he offered Dost the shooting opportunity hoping he'd take it.
Also since when could Weigl shoot?
mhhh
>>64322240
since now
>>64322240
He tries from time to time.
Imagine if he started scoring. The man would be a monster.
>Buyern can't score a goal
>hand them one
wew
>>64322171
>>64322240
he said afterwards that he intentionally faked the step to the right side to force him to shoot in the small corner
>>64322299
Of course he'd say that. He'd have looked like a fucking idiot either way if either Dost had scored, or he'd passed to Draxler.
posession: 72%
>echte liebe winning
Who are the tops in the team?
I'd say Royce, Kagawa, Sokratis and Weigl are the tops and the rest are bottoms.
>>64322442
>>64322484
stop memeing please.
>>64322484
>Weigl
>Kagawa
No
>>64322484
auba doesn't strike me as a bottom
today is gonna be so damn comfy
>>64322583
>>64322583
It going to be great
>Sky pulling an arr rook same
>first half is over
>stream starts lagging
oh god why?
>>64322750
I'm sure they will sort it out
>>64322750
What did they do?
>>64321912
You have to keep looking around for offers before you order it.
Check the digitalfernsehen forum, they have a "Sky Neukundenangebote" thread.
Apparently Sky has some sick as fuck never-seen-before offers right now.
I'm paying 30€ a month for everything
>>64322799
Said something along the lines of
>in dieser Szene mit Kagawa äh Park
>>64322799
Their guy thought Park was Kagawa.
>>64322839
Wait no, I lied.
I meant "I pay 30€ a month for Bundes + Sport + HD". I dont have cinema, but I hate movies anyways
>>64322877
I figured as much
>>64322839
>Check the digitalfernsehen forum, they have a "Sky Neukundenangebote" thread.
going to look that shit up.
thx m8
I feel bad for Park.
Gets to start after an eternity and then is substituted at ht.
>>64322857
>>64322877
Reif?
>>64322938
Yeah, tell them what you want and they'll tell you what the best possible price for that is and if you can get it right now.
PS: Never get Sky without HD. It looks fucking disgusting,I tried it out without HD at first but its really shittier than using streams.
>>64322970
>Never get Sky without HD
i wont.
not going to get me sky unless its bundes + sport + HD (incl go) for 30 bucks / month.
not accepting any cutbacks.
that was a terrible shot
can they please score another goal so i can feel less stressed?
Reif just can't stop jacking off to Weigl.
Every single game.
>>64323225
I want this too
keep this bullshit in /bumLiga/
>>64323285
>>64323242
weigl is a player with goat potential so it's only natural to jack off to him
>>64323242
And again. There comes a point where it crosses the boundary of rating a player, and just becomes gay.
>>64323285
but we already have the thread up. We might as well use it for the day
>>64323345
cute af
don't tell me they make fur coats out of them
>>64323345
Saved.
Those arnimals are cute as fuck
>>64323375
They are a protected species but I'm sure there are poachers that do
>>64323391
blown opportunity there
>>64323414
Apparently one of the reasons they're endangered is because of poaching.
>>64323338
>expecting anything else from Marcel "Es ist nicht alles Dreck was gläntz, bzw. andersrum" Reif
>>64323432
top fucking kek
bold as fuck desu
I love animals
2nd time bender saved dortmunds asses today
>>64323432
>>64323345
this is cute
>>64323465
he'd be such a beast if he wasn't injured all the time
>>64323439
They are really cute so people try to take them from the wild try and keep them as pets
>>64323452
yeah they are pretty awesome
>>64322583
>>64323345
>>64323432
Cute animals thread?
this is sports related btw, it's Thomas "Taktikfuchs" Tuchel's fursona.
>>64323512
hell no
Match became lame, so did this thread. I'm out
>>64323488
oh sorry
>>64323485
based pupper
>>64323512
laughed desu
this is a very on-topic post, based Trainer Thomas "Taktik-Fuchs" Tuchel
time for ramos
>Taktikfuchs
Horn is so based. Really good keeper.
jungsjungsjungs
wenn das keine 3 punkte werden dann bin ich echt bisschen sauer...
these koln attempts
soll ich jetzt kotzen oder was?
awww crap
I TRIED SO HARD
>BÖRKI
wer so eine gigantische scheiße spielt verdient nur ein gegentor
meine fresse sind die heute schlecht
Nooooooooooooooooo
Ffs back to shitty league again
>>64323865
STOP POSTING THAT WHORE
>>64321780
so viel dazu...
>you will never high five peter stöger
>>64323861
It's a shame really, because up until then he'd had a good match.
wow and buyern wins on a fucking penultu
>>64323909
No you
Dortmund with a decent keeper like Fährmann would be on par with Bayern
get the ball dormtund
>>64323933
I thought the same
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>64323985
Bürki is good. They need a better defense in general.
>>64324046
he's the worst keeper in the league statistically
>>64324046
>Bürki is good
He is okay
HAHAAAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAH
Really now?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
of course that happens
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ffs
HOLY FUCKING SHIT BASED GOATS
>Bayernliga
vollidioten...
hoffe thomas reisst ihnen mal ordentlich den arsch auf...
pls kill me
WHERELOSE?
>DORTLOSE
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>2 - 1 (90')
>>64324007
And of course people are going to blame it on him, and already are, when considering the second half performance he kept it at 1-0 for longer than it probably deserved to be.
This isnt fun anymore
how in the fuck does this happen, what the fucking shit dirtmund
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>>64324206
they played football for 20 minutes, then they showed köln that they don't want to play football.
it was an invitation.
>>64324197
He's still shit. Good on the line, but shit at everything else. Today was the first game where it looked like he might save them some points, but of course he had to fuck up again as usual.
>>64324206
the defense was already packed up and heading to austria for winter break
How do we fix this shit, kumpels?
>>64324226
仕方がない
>>64324206
Dortmund against Köln: WLLDL
>>64324309
hope that buyern will fuck their own shit up with poop leaving and dont lose any more fucking points on easy matches ffs
>>64324261
Sure, I'm not saying he didn't fuck up. He did fuck up badly. I'm just saying it's lazy to solely blame him. The whole team looked a few seconds late mentally in the second half. And to be honest Tuchel has to carry a bit of the blame too. Park was awful in the first half, and subbing him off cost them what should be an unnecessary substitution. Except for injuries, you shouldn't be subbing out any part of your back 4.
Tuchel's fault desu. Dortmund has only 12 players that an perform, when you switch out more than 2 they instantly collapse. Park, Ramos, Hofmann make the whole team useless.
>>64324416
Park is Ji II, I don't know why they did this shit again.
>>64324355
Pretty much this. Really need Bayern to do their late seasonal collapse routine while dortmund tries to win out
>>64324410
The whole team was bad, but usually the goalkeeper is the one to fall back on. Most of the teams in the league are kinda shit but have very solid goalkeepers that can bail them out from time to time (like Zieler at 96 or Hrádecky at Frankfurt), Dortmund got it the other way round, they have to bail out Bürki all the time.
And yeah, Tuchel blew it with the subs, as always. All their losses except Bayern came from needless changes in the lineup.
GUISE GUISE
what do you think about my theory:
taktituchel tacticted out that when playing an ultra-crappy last match in the hinrunde all the other teams think they do not have to focus on dortmund on their preparation for rückrunde.
>>64324487
>except Bayern
What are you talking about? He changed the entire defensive line for that game.
>>64324487
Hofmann in was stupid, and I guess Schmelzer not starting could have been down to injury, considering he took a pretty bad knock against Augsburg. They really need Durm back.
>>64324416
I actually like Hoffman. The other two are terrible. Especially Ramos is fucking useless.
>>64324557
Wasn't that because of injuries? Anyway, I believe they would have lost vs Bayern anyway, they were kind of in bad form at that part of the season.
>>64324625
Partly. Schmelzer was ded, and he put Sokratis at RB to take Costa out of the game.
>>64324625
Dunno, the first 20min they were better and then collapsed due to stupid mistakes in the defense and not because Bayern outplayed them. then after the third goal most of them just kinda gave up.
Tuchel should have reacted with another defensive player when Köln put on Modeste and Bittencute, maybe Piszczek for Hofmann.
It was always going to be a tough game so I don't blame him.
