The based bash will be on TONIGHT with Brisbane Heat playing Red Melbourne
The Windies are currently 1/110 against another first class team of literal whos
Sri Lanka 292
New Zealand 128/4 (42.0 ov)
>>64314253
trip on proxy on RC
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>the state of New Zealand ""cricket""
https://youtu.be/WZeet6NdVyM
MJ
>>64314410
>stealing >our KP gimmick
Reminder /cric/
>set India 360 to win in 2 sessions
>gave up going for the win with 4 overs left to play
>sperged out at Lyon for bowling well
>made Starc bowl as many overs as Lyon on a road
>made a literal cripple bat when 3 wickets were left and 1 run needed to win
>denied Voges a triple hundred in a match that lasted 2.5 days
>bowled Marsh and Siddle for an hour when WI were 50/5
This "man" will literally lead your cricket team for the next 10 years.
>>64314625
at least he didn't bowl a shit spinner to a cripple
Will Watling score?
Poo Peeland Ltd
When does the PP tail start, after Watling?
>>64314625
>and Siddle
well atleast you're finally conceding that Shittle is garbage
>>64315045
After Williamson
>>64315045
with watling m8
https://youtu.be/wpsUNhleBYM
:(
>>64314625
>>set India 360 to win in 2 sessions
>>gave up going for the win with 4 overs left to play
>>>made a literal cripple bat when 3 wickets were left and 1 run needed to win
not going to lie, these three triggered the fuck out of me
>This "man" will literally lead your cricket team for the next 10 years.
6, tops
This cunt has less technique than Sehwag aka >le standstill and swing man
He won't last much beyond the age of 30 once his handeye starts to deteriorate
this is pretty cool
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVjOjX0jmc4
even the spinners at international level look liken they bowl quick from that angle
>>64315244
Lyon used to unironically bowl at the pace of your average club fast bowler
>>64315255
jesus you cannot make this shit up
>>64315284
fuck facing lee & tait desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5s2vcZB-ok
beat it
https://youtu.be/Ggy6jDzKnT8
>>64315357
this entire test match
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bz9kQ_2L1NU
>>64315307
>>64315244
DBC on Oculus when?
>>64315045
After Bracewell.
Southee is good for a few meme wallops but won't ever last more than 5 overs.
Boult and Wagner usually contribute 15 each.
>>64315255
KEK
>>64315307
>2.33
>>64315307
reminder Lee, Tait and Johnson were unironically outbowled on the fastest track in the world by Ishant Sharma and RP Singh
It's on lads
Anyone gonna watch the wbbl?
>we are unironically going to lose AT HOME to Sri Lanka
Anyone in Brisbane hiring?
>>64315969
I'm watching lad
WBBL is on ONE lads
the fuck is this meme helmet that the keeper has?
looks like those things baseball stoppers wear
What's with the baseball catchers masks?
the adelaide keeper (who's batting now) wears shin pads when keeping instead of cricket pads
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-12-19/delhi-gang-rape-attacker-to-walk-free-on-sunday/7042928
>http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-12-18/motorcylist-injured-in-rope-stunt-speaks-out/7042788
>http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-12-18/mermaid-tails,-hoverboards-listed-unsafe-for-christmas/7042246
>http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-12-18/jason-day-wife-stretcher-lebron-james-collision/7041672
That is the latest news folks
>>64316179
Thought it might have been the mic or something.
>>64316215
thats not uncommon Tbh
>>64316256
I know but it is uncommon at an international level
I actually think more keepers should do it
jonassen is a good bowler Tbh
Christ Sthelaker is a qt. Is she Indian?
This chick won't shut up.... typical
>shitterson
>>64316278
she's bowling at 80 kp/h which is basically what the male spinners bowl at
if there was a grill spinner who was actually good they could play with the guys
![[DeadFish] Ghost Hound - 04 [BD][720p][AAC].mp4_snapshot_00.25_[2015.12.18_23.11.31].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ZPIePLz.jpg "[DeadFish] Ghost Hound - 04 [BD][720p][AAC].mp4_snapshot_00.25_[2015.12.18_23.11.31].jpg")
who /watchinganimeinsteadofthisshitty"""sport"""/ here?
>>64314222
>all these shitty games
cricket is fucking dead just like han solo.
>>64316307
>deadfish
knit your socks
>>64316317
just wait for the england saffer tour, it WILL save the summer
> Steaming in
> 112km
EXPRESS
that was nice
>ramping a bad length ball from outside off instead of just hitting it for 6 over cover
rate my latest meme lads
>>64316334
wait till Holly m8
she's going to hit atleast 115
>>64316294
Honestly the only spot a grill could conceivably play in is wicketkeeper if she was crazy good
> muh injuries
Fuck off Gayle just play for your country.
>>64316372
nope
>>64316372
meg lanning could unironically make it in New Zealand "First"-""Class"" """cricket"""
who fat here
5'10 140kg here
>>64316372
there's literally nothing stopping them from batting or spinning
>>64316413
yeah man, 6'9 330kg here
>>64316413
6'2"
162 kg
>>64316413
5'5" 130kg
>you will never splash paint over holly
>>64316432
I meant 62 kg not 162 kg ahahaha
>>64316413
6'2 128kg feels bad man. Cutting out dairy as it wreaks havoc with my bowels.
>>64316455
>6'2" 62kg
I could unironically snap you in half with one round-kick
>>64316413
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WHERE THE FUCK IS HOLLY???????????????
>>64316481
back to your containment thread
at least nitshcke runs through the crease.
>this fucking keeeper
Sthelaker will never make me curry as she makes fun of those Indians on social media that can barely speak English
Feels bad man.
>>64316476
I am literally pure, lean muscle without a single ounce of fat on my body and would outrun you on both the short and long distance you fat cunt
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keeper having a mare
needs to get rid of that shitty baseball mask
>>64316493
just there letting the boundary go in
>>64316503
I don't think anyone cares enough to stream it
This is the worst fucking keeper I've ever seen. Literally how do you drop that and miss that ball?
LGTSS
>females
>>64316503
its on ONE lad
ellyse perry will literally play in the bbl next year for the sixers
Holy shit she is cute.
>>64316558
i literally think she'd do better than trent lawford
>>64316550
>visible bras
>holly's elite thighs
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>>64316550
>ivan unironically finds this beast attractive
would rather fuck the spud Tbh
>>64316567
lawford was elite the other night m8
rate my gf
>this "spinner" bowling with her cap on
women are a meme
>barsby
would dick desu
andy maher manages to make even women's cricket worse
>>64316598
my backup gf
I unironically played for the same club she does
How often do the girls hit it into the stands?
>heat
>uniform is green
>that fucking smile
HNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGG
>>64316620
Wish he had MS
>>64316633
literally never unless it's meg lanning
it's why the boundaries are at like three-quarter length
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>>64316643
back to your thread with the rest of your "poomunity"
>right arm medium fast
kek
hooly looks like a spaz
>>64316679
she could medium fast my right arm if you know what I mean
>>64316628
Hamburger Helper playing cricket now I see.
>ferling
>good
HEIGHT BABBY CONFIRMED
LGTSS
>Bitchwide Ferling
>>64316748
>pooling
That was a legitimately good ball. Ferling has a good level of aggression but pretty inaccurate.
W E W
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>>64316788
what an attention seeking bitch
When are the girls playing in Melbourne? Can't be any more than $2 to get in.
>>64316804
proxy off daniel
>>64316804
hey, that's my gf you're talking about
Holly or Ellyse lads?
>>64316817
hey josh
KP so desperate he's playing for the girls as well.
>>64316806
the matches at the albert reserve are free
this keeper is a qt
Taylor a cute.
Fucking Christ what fucking shithouse bowling.
>Australia won't livestream their qts playing meme paddle
good banter in the commentary box
>poo files
is anyyyone going to be watching?
>NOT APPEALING FOR HANDLING THE BALL
FUCKING IDIOTS IT WAS BLATANT AS SHIT
>>64316413
I was fat about a year ago
>womens fielding
>>64316913
unironically Ponting
he was talking about how much he loves supernatural stuff like that and TwinPeaks the other day
also a new twin peaks trailer just came out lads
>>64316938
kek at me
>watching WBBL over PP vs Shit Lanka
get it together /cric/
>this disgusting accent
> I know what I'm doing
JUST
qt santas
>>64316989
I was watching that earlier when the wickets were tumbling but watling and santner were putting me to sleep
GOOSE
>dem glasses
kek at umpiring standards in the bbl
>>64317057
Le glasses girl got jipped there. Those fucking tatts.
>>64317071
female umpires when
HAT TRICK INCOMING
Going to grab some finger buns from Baker's Delight lads
'Tis an awesome thing to see.
>adelaide
>doing anything right
select only one
Jonassen is elite
this commentator steamed about the length of play
>all these full tosses
Is talia Mcgrath related to jane mcgrath?
Is Jane McGrath related to Shane Watson?
lmao this fucking keeper
Is the WBBL streaming lads?
>>64317310
not that I've seen, I don't think any curry can be bothered to watch it
lads I've heard a rumour that Steve Smith is a radical anti-semite
It's all falling apart for PP
>>64317367
The Windies just bit the bullet too
CAUGHT HIM
ON THE LAST BALL, CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?
>>64317387
>CAUGHT HIM
it's "bowled him"
>>64317387
isn't it "bowled him"
>>64317485
I know, but Wagner just got caught on the last ball of the day
>unironically losing to a sub continent team at home
Is Grace Harris related to Ryan Harris?
>>64317549
mother and son
What are you getting for Christmas lads?
>>64317304
McGrath would be absolutely poorious at this ""joke""
>the meme cricket isn't on for another 3 bongs
>>64317507
oh right
well meme'd then
>>64317568
furniture unironically
schutt has a nice action Tbh
>>64317568
socks
Is Patto bowling for Melbourne?
mooney is a qt
>>64317580
iktfb
>>64317615
no, rested
but he won't be in the ODI squad so he'll play the second half of the season
>>64317580
literally the memest form of cricket is on RIGHT now m8
>>64317615
M Marsh is the only test pace bowler that's playing from memory
>>64317670
>M Marsh
>pace bowler
oxymoron
but you're wrong, NCN is playing, if he counts (which he should since its only a matter of time till Glassinson breaks down)
>>64317698
Best Marsh would unironically be called a fast medium anywhere outside of Australia and South Africa
>>64317715
he bowls a solid 20 kp/h slower than Watson did at his peak
and the cunt is only 23
>>64317734
still doesn't change the facts la
>>64317715
pity he's australian then
>>64317745
gatebro pls
125 kp/h isnt fast-medium anywhere
as a bowler he is very average so he needs to sort out his batting quickly or else he'll be out of the PP tour
Rate my meme that I made lads
>>64317768
literally pee pooland call that fast-medium, just look at Boult
>>64317797
poo peeland is the exception, EVERY SINGLE Test nation except PP, Englel & ZIM have AT LEAST two guys who can bowl 140+
AUS have Starc, Cummins, Pattinson & Coulter-Nile
SA have Morkel, Steyn & Rabada
India have Yadav & Aaron
Shit Lanka have Chameera & Pradeep
PAK have Wahab, Amir & Junaid
Windies have Gabriel & Taylor
Bangladesh have Taskin Ahmed & Rubel Hossain
Englel have nobody
PP have nobody
>>64317868
I'm not even trying to argue that point, marsh is a medium fast
It was just a shitty joke at New Zealand's expense
>>64317886
i know, why do you think I bothered to type that out?
Bangladesh LITERALLY have faster bowlers than New Zealand
kek
KEK
I once installed a gloryhole for RC
> Yeah ok
Andy Maher is literally the shittest cunt I have ever seen.
>>64318009
I'm guessing he's banned again
brisvegas are doing this so easily
>>64318105
he literally made a correct cricket prediction for the first time in his life yesterday and didn't even show up to gloat
>>64318105
negative, just logged on.
Interesting to see no one has capped my successful prediction from last night.
And NZ are getting blown the fuck out, just like I also predicted and everyone has failed to mention again.
>poo shitland try and doctor pitches so they can win
>end up getting skittled
can't make this up, what a meme country
>>64318134
did you end up getting a reply from MWNN on your life-coaching?
> Pooney
Criket.... is ded. Will someone criket monkey?
>>64318134
I cap that your daughter will be better off not knowing you.
Kiwi and ausfags
pls
I need criket
>>64318308
Did u say criket raj? Amaco is closed u punjab dog
is natalie McGrath related to Glenn McGarth?
>""""""""""""""""women's"""""""""""""""" cricket
>>64318400
Why doesn't Joe Root pretend to be a girl and become the Bradman of women's cricket
HOLLY
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>>64318244
Yeah he just gave me some shitty response "hurr Ima gonna post this on forums cause this is hilarious".
>>64318319
Unfortunately that's probably true. I don't think I'm cut out to be a family man, let alone raising a girl.
>>64317868
Wagner, Milne
Boult got it up to 145 last year but since his back injury his speed is fucked
>>64318529
we're talking about test players, not literal whos, or else the Australian list would have been padded out with way more names
>>64318529
Test players, so Milne is out because he will never play Tests.
Wagner averages 135. Calling Wagner a 140+ bowler is like saying Brett Lee was a 160 kp/h bowler
It's about averages. Sure he sends down the odd one at 140kph but not consistently.
Even if he was, Wagner isnt even Kiwi lmao
>>64318529
>Wagner
no
That's like saying fatshit was a fast bowler
>>64318546
literally this
every single big bash team has some cunt bowling 140
kek
if you insult pee pooland's """"quicks"""" you're almost guaranteed a seething and flustered (You) from Daniel
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
http://www.afl.com.au/news/2015-12-17/proud-sylvia-a-dee-for-life
How desperate is this shitty excuse for a football club for creating club legends?
It's appropriate MWNN supports this team. I sincerely hope he rips up his Essendon membership and becomes a full time Demons fan.
Hey southern fags
Come to 8sp if you want to actually have fun
This thread looks boring as fucking hell
>>64318635
f*ck you d*ckhead
>>64318635
>8sp
literally what
>>64318646
the 4chan """""killer""""" that's populated by Saxon and his /pol/ friends
>>64318635
kek even 420chan is more relevant than you guys
>>64318658
oh eightchan?
yeah thats a pile of shit
>>64318743
>>64318679
>MUH 4CHAN CLUB
kek, if you want to go by relevance then you all should "literally" be browsing reddit.
I don't go on these other chan boards as I see little point to using them, but bashing someone for their website preference is more childish than following t20 cricket.
>>64317779
you're trying to trigger an elite memester, you will not succeed
creams>whites
>>64318806
>kek, if you want to go by relevance then you all should "literally" be browsing reddit.
I "LITERALLY" do, its basically my gimmick
Reddit is where you go if you actually want to discuss cricket rather than get life "advice" from a Cucktorian high-school dropout criminal.
>>64318824
I'm tipping you are 20 years old and have "literally" only fucked two girls in your life time.
>>64318806
username?
I only browse one board on cripplechan
Guess which one
>>64318864
the gamergate one?
>>64318864
/gamergate/
>>64318852
Why is it the same every time? You get mildly roasted and it's always:
>le you are young and le sexless
Also, giving your story's chronology, you are no older than 28. Also, did you beat Matthew Lloyd in a 1 on 1 match-up before your "terrible injury" or after?
>>64318864
/younglove/
>>64318879
After. You can make up shit about my "narrative" being out of order, but I know who I am and I know what I post is true. I don't know how you accusing me of everything I'm not (high-school dropout, Victorian, even criminal is debatable) counts as "roasting" me.
>>64318896
why did you declare yourself as an atheist on the 18th of May 2013 when you're a very open satanist?
Your narrative is falling apart
>>64318896
It's the furious damage control that tends to point towards the roasting. Continue though, I'm looking forward to hearing about sex you had while paragliding that inspired your idea for the Rhonda/Ketut campaign.
>>64318906
You can be both, dickhead, and I've only come to really embrace my satanic values over this past year or so. Most of my atheist rants in the past were just to get a rise out of some idiots on here, like my Bill Hicks gimmick I was throwing out there for a while. Like I said, they were arbitrary beliefs, but now I'm not so sure. A lot of strange things have been occurring lately, and the more I delve into the philosophical concepts of God and evil, the more I'm starting to figure out what this world is really about.
>>64318926
>>64318926
>this post
>>64318926
I don't even know what to say
>>64318926
LEAVE REALITY CHECK ALONE! HE'S A HUMAN BEING!
>>64318926
>tfw you have a stomach bug and can't fart incase you shit yourself
>>64318926
>>64318955
>implying any of it affects me
I go to bed every night knowing I'm "literally" better than every single one of you here. Your plebshit opinions on what I think have no bearing on my attitude.
>>64318926
your """"narrative""" has LITERALLY fallen into pieces
>>64318968
>i-i dont care what you think
>>64318968
literally poorious
http://www.cricket.com.au/news/big-bash-league-tv-ratings-bbl-sydney-sixers-sydney-thunder/2015-12-18
>The opening match of the KFC Big Bash League's fifth season has been a ratings smash, with more than 1.5 million people tuning in for the Sydney derby between the Thunder and the Sixers.
>A peak audience of 1.05 million watched the run chase in the five major capital cities alone, making it the highest-rating non-finals match in BBL history.
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>>64319015
>tfw this will never convert across into test viewership
>>64319015
Australia "literally" going to shit, glad I'm out in a way.
>>64319023
>>64319025
In 10 years time the "big three" Australian domestic leagues will be the AFL, NRL & BBL
Lord bless and keep you 4ChanX
>>64319015
>the attention of women and children will literally destroy the future of Australian batting
feels good desu
>>64319031
>NRL
