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Upcoming MMA events:
December 18 - WSOF 26
December 19 - UFC on Fox 17: RDA vs Cerrone 2
December 29 - Rizin Fighting World Grand Prix 2015
December 31 - Rizin Fighting Federation 2
January 2 - UFC 195: JUST BLEED
January 17 - UFC FN 81: Silly Dilly vs Cruz
Weigh in (4pm est): https://youtu.be/FzR1pORdJGw
UFC Road to the Octagon - RDA vs Cerrone: https://youtu.be/2yqavPWkqZw
MMADigest update: https://youtu.be/o419diPp8Oo
Legal free fights
>Condit vs Macdonald
https://youtu.be/m40DZKndiM4
>Condit vs Kim
https://youtu.be/mkDUTiMt8Rs
>Condit vs Hardy
https://youtu.be/dw5iL3mihEA
>Condit vs Nick Diaz
https://youtu.be/tbtsr3_Ih60
>Overeem vs Struve
https://youtu.be/ll76rimeTxU
>RDA vs Cerrone
https://youtu.be/HvGth20GH4w
>Cerrone vs Martins
https://youtu.be/HYNyv21OQ4o
>Overeem vs Bigfoot
https://youtu.be/JwalBPmUXVg
1st for machida era
LOOK INTO MY EYES
WHAT DO YA SEE
>>64309798
2nd for that GSP loving swedekek
>tfw Condit hype is starting
can't fucking wait lads and it's only 2 weeks away
Why are Swedes, Germans and Norwegians posting in /heem/ when they literally have no good fighters?
>>64309811
cmon now, how can you not love GSP?
Are we in the dawn of the moewvment era? Even if it's all crap will Conor's popularity and success help spread the meme?
STOCKTON MOTHAFUCKA
>>64309809
I'm distracted by your virgin nose desu senpai
post divas
>>64309809
EVEN THROUGH THE DARKEST DAYS
>>64308442
lewd af
>>64309824
Why are you posting in here when you don't have a chin? A tap on the jaw has you looking like a wacky waving arm flailing tube man.
>>64309845
THIS FIRE BURNS
>>64309780
>Chuck Palahniuk T-shit
ABSOLUTELY BASED!
>>64309798
Are there any videos floating around of Lyoto's sumo fights from his youth?
>>64309844
she looks like she practices voodoo
How does Joe Rogan just walk away from his 'Ronda is a once ever' nonsense without taking any shit? Dude couldn't have been any more wrong or any more of a company shill, and when his statement gets completely massacred by the first career fighter she ever fights, he's just like 'oh well lmao'.
Why is this allowed?
>>64309856
A mediocre writer for a mediocre fighter.
>>64309852
All I see when I look at this post is a man that is scared posting under his duvet. Face to face you'll have nothing to say.
Can you even imagine, what Carlos Condit/Matt Brown title fight, is gonna be like now?
>>64309844
Beth really gets me. That beyond perfect 12/10 ass and legs and her kinda 5/10 face is just such a sexy combination. Who butterface fetish here?
listen lads listen this is me right i'd 'eem the lot of you dana white not answering my calls you lads on 'eem are self proclaimed fight fans but how long would you last with me?
>>64309861
because everybody thinks rogan is a dumbass regardless
rogan confirmed for not a bitch ass nigga
>>64309861
Look man, when a guy's done has many drugs as Rogan has, you just gotta let some shit slide.
>>64309861
I don't know but the way you worded it made me laugh
>>64309879
>her kinda 5/10 face
more like 3/10
>>64309868
>literary snobbism
>transgressive fiction
Casual.
Randa periscope Q&A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cTrRLkH_Js
>>64309883
he aged like dogshit
>>64309809
>leaving Maria and Lita for an Indian boy
>>64309861
What has he actually said regarding Ronda getting BTFO?
>>64309883
OH HES HURT
>>64309798
How many other MMA fighters have invented their own discipline?
Lyoto: Machida Karate
Bart Vale: Shootfighting (aka Japanese scripted wrestling but you gaijin don't need to know that)
Tank Abbott: Pit Fighting
>>64309892
Anyone can write transgressive fiction. Not anyone can write good fiction.
>>64309902
>Mandrama
>>64309892
He's the dumb man's Dennis Cooper, Miroslav
>>64309909
me - fucking your mam
>>64309861
The worst part is you can tell he meant it, dude was on the verge of tears just standing next to her.
>>64309883
CAUGHT HIM WITH THE MOLAR, HE'S IN SERIOUS TROUBLE MIKE
>>64309892
What's your favorite Chuck Palahniuk book?
>>64309883
>>64309906
>>64309940
You can see the cockroach trying to escape, trying to buck out and slip free, but that is just world class mouth control there. We're talking about a guy who's made his living using his mouth for the past two decades. No amount of training can prepare you for that.
>>64309922
>Taking kekboy
>talks shit about manlet hue for a year
>OI RESPEKT HIM
>not mandrama
>not signing brock
>>64309951
>mandrama
>The Irish fans get to cheer for Conor McGregor as he goes into a title unification bout at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas
>We get to cheer for Michael Bisping in a 3 round fight at the fucking O2 arena in Greenwich knowing that he is about to get annihilated and probably retire
>>64309916
>Anna Karenina is the culmination of literature: the post
I bet you're one of those stumps that consider Atlas Shrugged philosophy.
>>64309935
>Dennis Cooper
>Poor mans Marquis De Sade.
That is your logic.
>>64309946
Haunted, Choke and Survivor. Haunted is my favorite by far.
>>64309909
Joe son:Joe-Son-Do
Does everybody picking cowboy forget that he lost to bendo earlier this year and his two most recent wins are Myles jury and John makdessi? That's the "momentum" you're banking on.
>WAKE ME UP INSIDE
>>64309982
I'm banking on his good cardio and grit
>>64309966
>manletdrama
>>64309780
best webm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzR1pORdJGw
Weigh ins iin 5 minutes
>>64309976
>>64310009
>Ronda
My fucking sides
>>64310008
>Mandrama
fugg i didnt know there was a new thread
why is sage such a weirdo
>>64309991
motherfucker you took my image
>>64309909
Not mma, but Dave Camarillo invented guerrilla jiu-jitsu, which AKA fighters all used to use. Don't know if they still do
>>64309973
De Sade wrote porn back when only an aristocrat could afford to spend his time on it.
Cooper took the New Narrative ('I have sex and I'm smarter than you.") and pushed it to its extreme.
Bow down to the king of writing about rimming, Fight Clubfag.
>>64309973
pls respon
>>64309949
>>64309949
>>64310009
>>64310023
>>64309973
Nah, I only read good books. I'm currently making my way through Wittgenstein's Mistress by David Markson and 2666 by Roberto Bolano atm.
Have you ever read any Cormac McCarthy? He's the best way to transition from being a pleb to a well-read individual.
>the culmination of literature
That would be Ulysses imo.
>>64309982
it's so nailed on RDA it's crazy that anyone would pick otherwise
Cerrone winning would be based though
WEIGH INS STARTING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzR1pORdJGw
>>64309976
>Joe Son Sentenced to Life in Prison for Felony Torture
jesus christ
WEBM OVEREEM
>DC's polluted DNA kids
Fucking disgusting
Wait when is the DC vs. Jones habbening?
Over/under for fighters missing weight tonight
Over 0.5 +120
Under 0.5 -130
>>64310047
>I only read good books.
What a poseur.
>>64310042
>>64309949
I'm 1.86 and 84kg. Lanket/10 tbqh.
I considered in competing in MMA/Boxing/K1 at a pro level for a few fights but that fell through. At a amateur "rekreativno", your/my age is still bretty good. We can still make a dent in the amateur boxing scene.
Kick boxing is based, but boxing has a much better support system (in our shit countries). For instance, our boxing gyms are free and you pay no monthly fee.
>>64310074
He was such a magnificent specimen.
>>64310086
What, the Eliot Rodgers picture wasn't good enough?
so what happens with HW
does the winner of JDS/Reem or Stipe/Arlovski get the title shot? does it depend on who wins and how? are they going to avoid JDS/Cain 4 even if Cain and JDS win?
>>64310069
>In October 2011, Son was accused of killing his cellmate, Michael Thomas Graham, a convicted sex offender
based tho
>>64310091
I keep posting the wrong one ;_;
>>64310089
Why are yuros such faggots?
Weigh ins are live son
Chrissy best girl
who /Rogan/ here?
>>64310102
You realize Joe Son is a convicted sex offender too, right?
Francis Ngannou
>le crossfit man
>Enriq
Rogan is high...again
>muscular as fuck black heavyweight
Finally.
EN GAH NOOOO
>france
>mma isn't legal in france
holy fuck why lol
what's the big deal over Cowboy's grandma?
Why is Cormier on there?
>the average Frenchman
>>64310133
He does not move well
literally Chieck Kongo with dreads
LOOK AT THIS SPECIMEN
Jesus this guy is huge
>Francis will never fuck your gf
>>64310128
Crossfit will give him the endurance to edge it out against HW's
Future champ 3bh
Another Cheik to stink up the division?
>>64310157
hes got like 25lbs on Kongo
>>64310164
to prep him would be an honour to be honest
>>64310172
Cupcheck was a beast before his chin got ruined
>Hater Hassan
I like this guy already
>>64310177
>>64310164
>these lads will later call me a cuck
>>64310102
>Be convicted for gang rape
>Kill another rapist
>Suddenly Based
That's not how it works, especially since he certainly didn't kill the guy over their moral differences.
England's Brave
>>64310047
>>64310038
I'm not getting banned >>7478358
>>64310201
ffs >>7478338
Kamary Usman has a juicy cock I bet
>DC BTFO
>>64310210
absolute mong
>>>/lit/7478358
>>64310201
>>64310210
third time's the charm?
black on black crime
>>64310047
>>64310038
FUCK SAKE
>>>/lit/7478338
WOLF TICKETS
>>64310210
>>64310201
embarassing
>you now remember Cole Miller literally pulled out of a Conor McGregor fight with a thumb injury
Have you fags already abandoned Rockhold?
>>64309844
If there ever was a chick needing work done on her nose...
>>64310027
>manletrama
>>64310219
>>64310221
I'm a certified idiot. Just go there so that we can shitpost on topic
>their faces when chimpout
fucking based
nerds
>>64309991
Took your image and will not even give you a (you). Suck my cock lad
>>64310249
>taking pictures of your computer screen
STAR WARS HYPE
>Lentz vs Castillo
I wish there was a way both could lose
>>64310237
>mandrama
>Danny Castillo
Braincells will be destroyed
lmao
>Castillo
>Team Beta Male
It's not right you guys
>>64310257
nah son, normies
star wars has been hijacked
>>64310258
jeez man, why so aggressive? calm down, lad. better yet, come in my guard see what happens
>>64310260
>compter screen
lol I have a 60" plasma, you pathetic, low income pleb. not everyone is a broke little bitch like you.
>>64310232
ofc not
DDoes 158 count as not making weight?
jesus, he looks like a 1 dollar version of Mcgregor
>tfw @swarthyvillain now writes for the website Tomas "cuck" Rios is an editor for
rip in peace twitter mma funnyman
>>64310009
>Aldo getting trampled
>>64310281
not going to make it
>>64310278
>implying 60# plasmas aren't nigger tier cheap TVs.
I can see it isn't even 4k as well you poor fuck
Samman
Goal body desu
>>64310258
>Fag wants a (you) this bad
Haha man, you sure you want that? I'll fuck your shit up you twink manlet piece of shit
>josh samman's hair
>Schlemenko
Rogan get it together
>>64310301
very natty :^)
how long till Sage tests positive for steroids
>>64310278
lmao is it 2011 again?
>>64310298
>watching fs1 on his computer cause he's too poor to afford cable
>calls others poor
lol how about you get off 4chan and go find a job, little bitch?
>>64310264
>manletrama
>this girl beats Joanna
interesting
Goddamn, is kaufman P4P ugliest fighter?
Would you do sex with Sarah Kaufman?
>beat JJ
PANIC
>>64310009
>>64310329
That would be your mom
>>64310327
7 years ago
>>64309967
At least you guys still got Saul
Oh wait...
Valentina is hot
>>64310323
>mandrama
why does Dollaway sound like such a retard and do that weird thing with his upper lip?
>>64310315
thank you, sir.
I like to hear opinions, but I tune out the bad things.
Clean as a whistle, ha ha.
>>64310330
Let me finish fucking your mom first haha
>>64310336
Rather fuck my mom, desu
Checkmate atheists
>>64309844
Happy Hanukkah
>>64310083
did you sabotage them?
>cb putting his hands up over his head
They didnt let fighters do that when they weighed in in Vegas.
Clarence Byron
Why is this eunuch still not cut?
>Underwear that weighs 1 lb
If I was weighing in I would troll everyone and wear 5lb underwear
Heavy ass underwear familia.
Who /1.5lbsUnderwear/ here?
>>64310362
they need arms down to take pictures.
Different scenario, friend.
>>64310341
>manletrama
>jury
hope he gets heemed
>>64310321
>watching it on your computer means you're poor
little insecure huh guy. I like how you go straight for the poor insult. projection much? That TV isn't 4k, it isn't 60", and you turned on your shitty CRT (I can tell it's a CRT because of the curve) because your computer isn't fast enough and you don't have enough monitors to browse 4chan and watch FS1 on your computer at the same time.
haha get outta here poorfag, your projection is very obvious.
>>64310381
No, the official reading the scale doesnt give a fuck about photos.
>>64310377
I need it to hold muh huge sack
Kek, what is with the scale??
HAHAHAHAHA
>Florida
>>64310382
>Gay mandrama
ayy
SCALEGATE
scalegate
>the city of UFC on Fox 17
GET THIS SCALE OUT OF THERE
We /Scale Drama/ now?
>the city of florida
>this scale Jew getting btfo
>>64310388
>this white trash poorfag
>>64310083
you must have known something mate
>150 and a half
>>64310087
how is 84 on 186 a lanklet weight ?
also nice m89, hope you make it one day
lamaooooooooooooooo 150 that scale fucked up
>>64309967
Don't worry mate. I have a feeling Tommy Breese is gonna be the heem king we need
Lol, RDA and Cerrone are going to miss weigh due to the scale
Is everyone heavier in Florida?
Superior Polish Fightfu coming through
>>64310388
>it isn't 60"
Yes it is.
> and you turned on your shitty CRT (I can tell it's a CRT because of the curve
lolwhat? Youre dumb as fuck if you actually think that.
>im too poor to ever afford a 60" tv therefore no one else can afford one
What was that about projection, little bitch?
>>64310398
>gay mounting manletrama
>All these whales
boobs
this polish bitch qt?
KRAV MAGA
>>64309976
What does a submission by terror look like?
>>64310368
I had a nice screencap of some ~$300 kevlar crossfit shorts from Reebok's site but I can't find it :(
>>64310430
>gay men in panties mandrama
>>64310428
>lying on the internet
you know what maybe it is a 60" because of how huge those fucking pixels are. must be 720p as well you poor fuck
muh dick
>>64310420
breese destroying pendred was one of the best things ever
>18-10
>>64310440
Tapping to strikes?
Man I fucking hate Ariel so much. Just shut your jew nose and get the fuck out of here
STOCKTON MOTHAFUCKA
>can't corner your brother because you smoked weed
fuck humanity
>>64310442
>gay men in tight reebok panties
![GrizzledJoyousFlyingsquirrel[1].webm](https://i.imgur.com/soY5Jhe.jpg "GrizzledJoyousFlyingsquirrel[1].webm")
>>64310440
>>64310447
>m-maybe it is a 60"
>b-but I bet it's only 720p!
Your desperation amuses me. I've never lied about anything on /sp/
![hqdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ccZmyKX.jpg "hqdefault[1].jpg")
Valentina Schlemchenko
>that new polish qt
:3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3
>>64310450
it was a thing of beauty. my hopes are also reinforced by the fact that Zahabi is his coach
>strechmarks
>>64310477
Good post
>tfw I was wrong when I thought Reem said 233
>When they take away your roids
>>64310485
>you will never have strechmarks from your muscles being too big
might as well have another soda
STOOD
UP
Reem looking terrible
That britcuck that said Overeem was 233 must be on suiicide watch right now. Seriously, how can he live with himself after that embarrassment.
both guys off the roids lol
Does JDS have gyno?
Both dudes look leaner than they did before
>>64310086
>>64310104
hey m8s
you wouldn't happen to have the Miley Cyrus or Kanye West penguin classics pics?
>>64310009
>Pettis with the faggy running
>that Aldo cornerman
lol
>>64309909
JBJ: look-see-do
>>64310500
we both got dubs to make up for it family >>64310488
>>64310474
>I've never lied about anything on /sp/
but that TV is shit so you lied about not being a poor fuck my man
tomorrows card should be fun desu
If you were a girl, would you do sex with Donald Cerrone if you were a girl?
Edgar's kids look too much like him, they weren't lucky in the genetic lottery
>dos Anjos actually makes effort to learn english
>all the other hues don't give a fuck
Why?
>>64310519
>still going on about this cause youre so flustered
>>64310498
doubt it
>>64310529
He is quite likeable, isnt he?
>>64310526
he looks like their older brother kek
>>64310526
those kids look totally fine. it's overly cute kids that grow up to look like weirdos anyways.
HAFAYEEEEEEEEELLLLLL
DOSSSS
ANJOOOOSSSSS
>>64310529
dos santos has good english
>>64310552
Oh yeah, him too
>>64310532
>u mad
>u poor
15 year old confirmed
