What are good sports to play with my gf?
We have been playing tennis but its getting really boring, I just cream her every time I have to play at like 10% to even make it somewhat competitive.
what sports do you guys plays with your girlfriends
go shooting. its actually a great date
if not try canoeing/kayaking
>>64308431
We already do a lot of skeet shooting.
>>64308404
>what sports do you guys plays with your girlfriends
Lying in bed breathing heavily and loudly.
>>64308404
>girlfriend
>hes never played the exciting sport of domestic abuse
My gf just watches Netflix and eats cake, mostly, in between letting me fuck her ass.
I know this feel OP.
As an athletic autist I will best any woman in a challenge of physical or mental ability.
Even if it is something neither of us have played before I pick it up quicker and am just better at it than her.
I never let her win because I must remain dominant. I would recommend just turning fucking her pussy into a sport.
>>64309229
I bet she has a big ass too with that life style. Good thing she takes care of your health though with the fucksex.
Tennis is about the only one.
Men defend the doubles court and can't hit winners. Unless she's spastic, it works well enough.
If I'm not banging or about to bang my gf I dont want to even be around her. Bitches are annoying as fuck
I play racquetball with my wife about 4x per week. Its nice because I get to work on my killshots and pinches. But she isn't very good at it. We have played probably close to 1,000 games and she's never even gotten close to beating me.
>>64308431
Redneck sports dont count
>>64308404
>girlfriend
>>64308458
underrated post
>>64311989
this
I climb mountains with mine. Beat that fuckers
>>64308404
i've seen this pasta and same pic a long time ago.
why?
>>64312156
Thats not a sport
>>64312184
Theres actually only 3 humans on /sp/
You, me, and the Macedonian spammer. The rest is all bots, going through their pre-programmed posts until they reach the end, then restart.
Over and over. Forever.
>>64308404
Half court basketball.
Show her who rules the court and display your dominance as you dunk on her.
>>64308404
Kayaking, swimming, running, badminton
>>64308404
>have a gf that look like that
>doing anything other than fucking her ten times a day
Me and my gf go jogging together then both take a shower afterwards at same time pic related
Bare knuckle boxing
bowling. bitches love bowling.
>>64312338
Why that's not a shower at all!
My ex-gf and I both played ice hockey
>I will never again match the comfy of waking up to a bj and hot cocoa with schnapps, walking down to the nearby pond, just skating and passing for and hour or so, then heading home for lunch, beer, and violent sex
If I hadn't drunkenly insinuated we should have a 3 way with her sister then puked on both of them we might still be together.
What's the best way to an hero?
>>64312448
Just get a new one. Half the planet is female and 95% of them have carbon copy personalities.
>>64312448
>furpuck
I don't have a girlfriend
>>64308404
Go climbing, it's always great to have a belay partner
>16 in that pic
damn you america
>>64314700
Isn't that legal on your Islamic island?
>>64313519
Of course you dont have a gf you poor excuse for a man.
>>64312338
>posts pic of coke & cash diet bitch
>claim as runner gf
She doesn't have a runners body. I'm not that slow bro.
>>64314743
Yeah but who's actually going to fuck a 16 year old without looking proper dodgy to everyone who knows about it
Fucking a girl off Tinder on Sunday but getting too serious now gfs are overrated
>>64308458
I see what you did there
>gf
NORMIE PURGE WHEN
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>64314794
Seriously who gives a fuck at this point. The propaganda machine is actually trying to convince people that tranny freaks are women. There are no 'rules' anymore in that sense.
If the girl wants to thats all that matters. Fuck society.
>>64308404
>>64308431
>>64308458
samefriend
>>64312338
why do you name images of your gf after default 4chan file names?
>>64314883
nah ur a degenerate m8
>>64315199
Youre on 4chan, so you are as well
>>64314275
>it's a just a prank!
This is just mean. I could see maybe doing this to your guy friends but not to your girlfriend. But then again I've never had a girlfriend, so what do I know?
>>64315311
Girls would rather be abused than put on pedestal. fact.
>>64315311
Actually there are two types of relationships: the one that your gf is your best friend, and the type that you have to be all the time pretending to be a gentleman.
I will let you guess which one is the funnier one
>>64316126
>the one that your gf is your best friend
Even if she is your best friend, I don't think you should be hitting her as hard as that guy did. I think that type of stuff is for your guy friends, if you do it at all.
>>64316299
As you said earlier, it's just a prank, I do that kind of stuff with my gf all the time.
Again, way funnier than having to pretend all the time you are a real gent; like not farting in front of her or that kind of stupid shit desu
>>64315311
more like afterwards she said
"Chaaaadd! OMFG you meanie. come over her and let me suck your cock :P"
>>64308404
unless she's super athletic and your not no sports will be competitive.
I used to play fuck around and shoot hoops, or go ice skating with my ex.
Do hot yoga that seems lit desu senpai. bitches love hot yoga.
>tfw no gf
>>64308404
play lefty
>>64308404
oh also start playing mixed doubles with her against other couples, or join a league
not rocket science senpai
>>64316445
>I do that kind of stuff with my gf all the time.
>I routinely beat up my girlfriend for fun.
>>64316299
And thats why you're a kissless virgin
>>64317607
pot calling the kettle black
>>64317660
I just came in my gf like 20 minutes ago. stay mad you white knight faggot
>>64317688
this permavirgin rage
>>64317688
Why even lie?
>>64317815
If you have to project your own failing on me to keep your ego intact go for it, I dont give a fuck. not everyone on this board is as pathetic as you. shes two feet away from me playing peggle on my tablet
>>64317867
of course she is you autistic permavirgin
Legit got wrecked by this chick in air hockey on our first date.
So fucking hard
>>64317867
mad: the post
>>64308404
You could try a non-competitive physical activity like hiking or climbing.
>>64312233
When I was 15 i went to church with this qt 17 year old from another school who was all state in basketball and I wrecked her in one on one even though I never played organized basketball.
>still 6'3 though my niggas
>>64308404
why don't you try
>shitty old copypasta
with her?
>>64308404
fucking normie
get out
>>64318053
stay mad permavirgin
Disc golf
>>64319368
I'd say this is a pretty good idea. It isn't really a sport that you can be that good or bad at. It's basically just a game of frisbee.
Boxing.
then lightly beat her up and fuck her on the floor, she'll love it
met my girlfriend playing softball.
took her ice skating today but her legs got sore after like 6 laps. So that didn't last long... (she's skinnyfat, not a hambeast)
kayaking is great, she can actually keep up
I'm trying to take her snowboarding but it's been a really warm december so that might not happen for a few more weeks.
most of those are activities, not sports. You're probably better off trying to play sports with your bros
I just shoot the ball around with my girlfriend
She's actually getting competent at it, too
Badminton, it's much easier to playfully throw games
>>64319389
I actually tried this with a high Canadian hippie and he fucked me over while on drugs
>>64319551
Anyone who does drugs with strangers and plays frisbee is a foul person, senpai
One or the other, not both. At least you know for next time.
>>64319570
What if that moosefucker was already high when he met Netherlandsbro?
are you going to take your wife's son??
darts
>>64319570
It was in Germany (my American friend took me to show the game) and we had no idea of where to start each 'hole'(?). So this dude that was originally German but had lived in Canada for the most of his life showed us. Turned out he was high but yeah we did get to play the game. Pretty fun game I'd say btw.
>>64308404
i remember this thread, my best recommendation is ultimate frisbee, team sport means you have more fun, and also, it is possible to teach a women to throw a frisbee, non contact sport. You will be faster inherently, but there will often be another slow woman for her to cover
>>64317299
underrated post, if you want to make it more even for a few months, play leftie, but even in ping pong i have become ambidextrous, and im sure it wouldnt take that long in tennis
Bowling desu, cheap, fun and you don't have that big of an advantage, it ends quickly though
>>64312156
You have mountains in the Netherlands?
O_O
>>64320502
another israeli? Wow, i didnt see that one coming, yeah, bowling is good, I usually lose though
>>64320530
>liking to hit white pins down
who whould say
>>64320543
That was very forced, and I still dont think ive got it
I cream your gf every time too
Golf seems the most appropriate.
It's slow pace so you guys can talk and stuff.
>>64320570
>Talking to girls
lmfao that's fucking gay
>>64320594
But it's your girlfriend. Isn't it normal to talk to your girlfriend?
>>64320548
It's pan-ironic, I'm sure you know what that means
(;
Snooker
>>64319368
>>64319389
But you lose at least 10 bucks every time you play because a disc invariably gets lost in the woods or ponds
>>64320601
Well, I can't congratulations, I guess you just have more lego blocks to builld an opinion with. I should just take it on merit that you are a better more knowlegeable person than me simply because I don't know or understand the definition of a word in my second language that I've never heard of before. Care to enlighten me?
>>64308404
boxing
>>64320601
t. alberto barbosa
>Israel
>>64308404
I swear that looks like this bitch that I went to school with
>>64317959
more like 5'3", little man
>>64312066
how is canoeing/kayaking redneck?
>>64312338
kek you've clearly never dated someone with a rack there's no way she's running anywhere with those tits
>>64308404
darts. If she's terrible go with friends and do teams
>>64317688
>cumming anywhere but the ass or mouth
enjoy your childsupport
