The darting party continues at the Alexandra Palace with more first round action across two sessions today. Last night saw comfortable victories for Daryl Gurney, Peter Wright & Gando, with Kim Huybrechts & MVG likely feeling confident that they can have a similarly easy ride in tonight’s session. This afternoon -assuming he hasn’t nutted a local shopkeeper for not knowing what Irn-Bru is- Big John Henderson takes on angry manlet Darren Webster, followed by whiplash survivor Justin Pipe’s meeting with simpleton/goldfish hybrid Christian Kist. Rounding out the afternoon session, the resurgent Mark Webster faces the winner of the preliminary round tie between Qiang Sun & Mick McGowan. Following a prelim match between Thanawat Gaweenuntawong & Rene Eidams which Sky will hopefully force Bristow to commentate on after 6 pints of Kestrel, the evening session proper starts with a bang (or at least it will do if Brendan Dolan & his Provo mates have anything to say about it, preceded by a coded warning as usual) as the Dullsterman meets the AbOriginal, Kyle Anderson. Fresh from celebrating a 9-8 win over a 59 year old like it was a Worlds final & losing a first round match to Daryl Gurney, Kim Huybrechts takes on Dave Pallett. To close the day’s action, MVG wins 9 straight legs in 2 and a half minutes against the winner of the earlier preliminary round match. Coverage of the afternoon session begins at 13:00GMT on Sky Sports Darts/Sky Sports 1, with the evening session from 19:00GMT on Sky Sports Darts/Sky Sports 2.
>>64305124
>Afternoon session (13:00 - best of 5 sets)
Qiang Sun v Mick McGowan (Prelim. - best of 3 sets)
John Henderson v Darren Webster
Justin Pipe v Christian Kist
Mark Webster v Sun/McGowan
>Evening session (19:00 - best of 5 sets)
Thanawat Gaweenuntawong v Rene Eidams (Prelim - best of 3 sets)
Brendan Dolan v Kyle Anderson
Kim Huybrechts v David Pallett
Michael van Gerwen v Gaweenuntawong/Eidams
>Day one roundup
http://www.pdc.tv/news/article/ejku53aovcn11ioq9l5nnjuqj/title/william-hill-world-championship-day-one
>Full schedule of play
http://www.pdc.tv/news/article/4yj7ldsy9nh71623we4pcdi3p/title/william-hill-world-championship-netzone
Is there a livestream i can watch on my smartphone?
>>64305269
Golden Arrows Channel is back up at http://goldenarrowschannel.jouwweb.nl/ They quite often used to list an Android/iPhone stream when one was available. I've used their Android streams in the past & they're usually pretty good
>>64305284
>Golden Arrows Channel is back up
Thank god.
>>64305284
thnx anon. Stream is not up yet i guess
>>64305322
Starts in 20 bings.
>slacking off at work on a Friday afternoon to watch Hendo, Give Her The Pipe and my man Mark Webster
This is the dream.
>>64305373
iktfb. Couple more hours until I finish for Christmas, no point starting any actual work so /180/ it is
Only meme players today. See you tomorrow.
>>64305445
>Webster
>meme player
Fight me irl
>>64305373
So true. Saved some overtime hours from earlier this month only to have lots of time for darts now. This is the real christmas for me! It's like an advent calendar (do you guys have this in your countries?), where I can open a door with sweet darts every single day.
>3 wise men
>>64305458
>muh world champion
>muh dartitus
>muh lose of form
>muh come back
Meme as fuck
>I've tipped Peter Wright to win this, but also to lose in the first round
This shit again.
PARTY HARD /180/
McGowan's first major appearance in nearly five years (4-0 loss to Andy Smith in the last 160 round of the 2011 UK Open)
Chinaman is clearly enjoying his apperance.
top lel this dude
>>64305563
double top kek
>>64305563
https://twitter.com/AlanWarriner/status/677840633365716996
lel
>>64305596
Based Chinaman. I hope he manages at least one set.
Why is it best of two when yesterday's prelims was best of three?
>>64305639
It's best of 3/first to 2
>>64305639
First to two = best of three
>>64305639
American in charge of the basics of sport
>tfw no qt half black walk-on gf
Qiang Sun vs Mark Oosterhuis, someone book it as an exhibition at my local Rileys.
YES
CHINA STRONK
Based happy Chinaman
GET THE FUCK IN
>>64305668
Hope Phil brings back the cap
>5
God bless this crazy azn.
based chink won a leg!
With a current average of 66.54, Sun has a better three-dart average than Eric Bristow has managed in at least three TV matches.
Mase isn't best pleased
>>64305712
Whos he talking about?
>>64305723
the chinaman
>>64305725
Im not watching thought it might be about bristow
> nicknamed demolition man
> not walking out to demolition man by sting.
Awesome pics. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.
[stage reinforcement intensifies]
>>64305709
Lol i score 70 at least. Why am i not on that stage
>>64305284
Streams not working on android
>>64305760
Or by Def Leppard. Pretty neat song for a walk-on.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z00SVyFbPjc
>>64305767
Few people constantly average 70 or higher. You could play Bundesliga in Germany with that ave, given that you manage this in game situations, and not only in practice.
Based Hendo.
>>64305801
I play superleague in holland
>>64305864
Bretty good. I wish I was half as good, but well, I am still an apprentice. Wasted all my youth with unpopular games like "football".
>PC overheating and shutting down
ebin
Anyone know what the averages are like for leagues here in the USA? I'm an alright cricket player but I want to train myself to get better and the countdown games.
>those attempts at D20
>>64305712
his face wasn't that red but probably quite drunk
>Wobster
>Wayne's Worlds
>>64305900
Don't know about USA, I can only tell you about Germany. We got 4 leagues in my region, and as far as I have seen, you should be able to finish the median of your legs in the range of:
4th league: 28-35 darts
3rd league: 25-30 darts
2nd league: 22-27 darts
Bundesliga: I'm not sure, probably 18-23. Never seen those lofty heights by myself.
On the lower border you should be winning most of your games in that league, while on the upper border you will probably lose most of them. It's only taken from observation, though. Sometimes they play 17 darts legs in the lowest league, and I also witnessed 48 in league 2.
>>64305986
Pls stick around and webm the whole tournament Burgerpal, we've missed a guy like this on /180/ since Cadfael died.
>>64306008
Never 5get
Poor Hendo. That doesn't look good at all.
>>64306058
Hendo has LOST HIS HEAD
>Webster left with 36
>hits S20
Dear god, why?
>>64306086
Lol wat did he miscount or miss d18 that far?
>>64306094
Looked like a terrible miscount for me. He already had T20-S20 and didnt even bother to aim, he just chucked the next one in S20. Unfortunately, Hendo failed to punish him for that blunder.
>>64306008
i haven't seen him in ages, like 2 years ago.
I'll be around as much as I can, other commitments will get in the way but thankfully ESPN3 is airing this so I can get decent image quality.
>>64306112
So he had 116 left ?
Darren Webster talks like he's just shot a gypsy dead for breaking into his grain silo.
>>64306115
Thanks, mate. Some moving images gracing the /180/ threads are really appreaciated.
>>64306124
Yes. Left himself 16 which he took out on his next throw, but still, Hando was on 151 or something, it could have gone wrong.
>>64306137
>>64306137
uncanny
>>64306137
>my face when this is a 10/10 in Britbongistan
>that black dude with the "I'm in love with the Coco" shirt
>>64306157
>mfw a recent study showed britons have better teeth than amerifats
>>64306190
>black guy at the darts
Goddamn, another glass ceiling smashed.
>>64306191
>my face when your country needed to model their flag after toothpaste so that your people remembered to brush their teeth
>>64306201
good post
>>64306201
kek
Pipe's finishing looking nice out there.
Would love to test Pipe's chin desu
Wish a fly would fly into Kist's mouth while he gulps
>>64306201
>my face when not from NL
BRITBONGS BTFO
>Pipe was once considered for the Premier League
>poop
Fucking hell son this is a shit show.
>tfw you realise it's Webster's year
>>64306527
>mfw
>>64306543
>and you're on him at 125/1
yikes this interview
>Lau in a leather jacket
>>64306527
solid bet for at least a QF since he'll likely play Jonks in R2 & Wee Rabbie in R3
>this mick trash walk-on
If you're not gonna have the Wolfe Tones or B*Witched, fuck off.
WALES WALES WALES
Another gulper, I see.
>Part not retiring
Yeah, that's a sensible option.
>>64306657
God damn, Denmark. I didn't even notice until you pointed it out.
>>64306657
Tit
Nice 126.
Webster to win 3-1 is 9/4 with Hills, lump on
>>64306790
'no'
WALES STRONG
alri, see you for the evening sesh.
Just got in.
LGTSS
>Hendo
>Poop
>prelim jobbers
At least Midget Webster will get raped by MVG after Christmas.
>>64307737
Mensur pls
No Nicholson?? fuck
>>64307861
He jobbed out in the PDPA qualifier to a nobody.
He's currently flogging some podcast.
Your one hour warning.
In the meantime, why not watch Ted and Tony O flog smart energy meters; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7YF21F6dyM
>>64307987
kek
>>64307987
is hankey going to be at the official worlds this year?
>>64308412
He plays Canada's David Cameron in the preliminary round with the chance to play Martin Phillips in the first round proper.
Could face Wolfie in the quarters.
>>64308440
holy shit HYPED
Just got the tree up and ready for the evening sesh
>>64308495
>celebrating a festival based on a bullshit religion story
This triggers my autism.
We're on now!
![thanawat-gaweenuntawong-bwin-world-cup-of-darts-first-round-lawrence-lustig-pdc_g4h3t7peo5ic1k9wlh6tuo04l[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/73tZ3XA.jpg "thanawat-gaweenuntawong-bwin-world-cup-of-darts-first-round-lawrence-lustig-pdc_g4h3t7peo5ic1k9wlh6tuo04l[1].jpg")
who /thanawat/ here
>>64308506
Scwartze Piet pls go
>>64308589
stop this
>>64308495
this is a SFW board you asshole
>>64308586
they don't make darts clothing small enough for him? XXL or larger?
>Rene "Eaten Too Many" Eidams
>that pronounciation of Gaweenuntawong
kek
Damn he looks nervous
>that akward handshake
No prizes for guessing why Eidams is nicknamed The Cube.
what the fuck is going on
What a start
>This BDO tier start
I thought we were still in December
>6 darts thrown
>down to 181
Impressive
>you now remember how bad Boulton/Laursen was yesterday
14 darts, not too shabby
Did anybody screencap the averages?
MVG on suicide watch
>which Sky will hopefully force Bristow to commentate on after 6 pints of Kestrel
Well predicted, OP.
>>64308726
He was on that shit Philip Schofield show?
>that double 7 attempt
wew lad
>>64308787
He's as wide as he is tall.
>>64308803
Don't be sad, Per.
>ladyboy scoring
>Thanawat's finishing
>>64306137
The filename implies he doesn't have boobs already
>>64308822
Oh, I'm actually not Per. I'm just sorry he went out.
>Givemenowthewang in charge of calculating
averages now in the toilet
>the state of these darts
this is 8 pints in tier
>nails
He probably wants the board turned several degrees. That's how they play in Thailand.
>missing the outside wire
>nearly missing the board
>nearly missing the board
the fuck is this shit?
MONSTER FINISH
One of these guys has to play MVG?
whew lads, that's gonna be the quickest game ever.
I thought this was supposed to be the PDC
>>64308941
o/u 0.5 legs
>>64308941
Maybe they could make MVG wear a blindfold
>a break after that farce
lel
The ladyboy is way to agitated over his own play, he will not make it. Rene plays like shit, but he keeps his cool, and that will be enough. He just needs to wait until Thanawat screws up.
>one of these players will get £10k for this shit
>BMI < 30 players
papa johns is pretty shit 2bh
>under 2.5 180's is offered at 2.5
>>64308964
As a comparison, the infamous Warren French-Akihiro Nakagawa 55 average-a-thon in 2009's Worlds earned the winner £5,000.
>>64308950
kek
>>64308960
That and the opponent can throw 4 darts per turn.
>>64309012
lel
>Crofty taking the piss out of Thanawat
>hitting the number
>literally hitting tops
>>64309078
lyl
Love these matches
>>64309098
>you will never see a Prelim Qualifiers World Championship
ALL THAT JOBBING
ALL THAT LOW SCORING
>busting 85
How's it been lads?
Ah. The Annual Christmas Set-Play Exhibition Championships. A cute tournament; a nice warm-up to the Official World Championship at the Lakeside.
These sub-60 averages never fail to amuse. And also a PDC player contrived to actually miss the board when going for 19!
Exhibition darts. Ha !Fantastic.
>>64309177
first leg was great but it's devolved into jobberific behaviour
>>64309189
martin pls
>>64309177
definitely dire
>>64309177
This match?
Jesus these darts
To think they started off so well
>>64309004
free money tbhonest
MVG won't drop a leg will he
http://live.dartsdata.com/MatchView.aspx?MatchId=130877
>NEITHER OF THEM AVERAGING 70
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
hahahah aha hah a hah hah ah ah ah
this fucking leg
Double Finish will be having a field day
>>64309245
they already had one over that chinaman this afternoon
>>64309256
Was at work what happened?
>>64309226
he lost the first set against sascha stein last year
>>64309263
see >>64305941
Averaged 64 in the end.
>MVG 1/1000 to beat Eidams
ultimate lel
>>64309305
Jesus Christ
>BDO
Adams. Durrant. Montgomery. Harms. Hankey. Fitton. Mitchell. Phillips. Robson. O'Shea. Razma.
Titans of the game.
>Phil's Darts Club
Tagarao. Oreshkin. Qiang. Gaweenuntawong. Kokiri. Whitlock.
>>64309308
>Ramza
my sides have checked out
>>64309308
>warty
>harms
>shitton
>jobberback
>jobson
>binman
>latvian man
>titans
OH YOU
>Whitlock
at least say asstit
>MUH HISTORY
>>64309308
I wonder who could be behind this post
That sounds like Alestorm. Is that Alestorm?
muh nine darter
jesus this walk on girl
muh diiiiiick
>>64309308
>Whitlock
>>64309350
ah, fucking Dropkick Murphys
I knew I recognised the voice
>>64309305
Value desu
>>64309364
>You'll never marry a walk on girl.
>11
Can based Cristo do it again this year lads?
>>64309367
PHWOAR
>>64309381
bad feel
egghead
g
g
>dolol already getting B T F O
>>64309364
>>64309381
>you will never eat McCoy's Thai Sweet Chicken crisps off Charlotte's body
y
Can Kyle become the #1 Aussie?
>>64309367
great filename
New brunette walk on girl is the GOAT
>>64309400
Yes
>>64309364
i missed it but guessing it's daniella allfree or charlotte wood
>>64309409
No. New girl that has BTFO of all the others
>>64309417
post pic
>>64309409
no it was this one
on the left
Sexy as fuck 103 under pressure
alright, finally settled in and about to catch up on some footage
>>64309428
http://gallery.walkongirls.net/displayimage.php?album=76&pid=3802#top_display_media
7/10 would not bang
Dolans throw is shit tier and will never be consistant.
You now remember that without his beard, Kyle Anderson's head is literally an egg (with a face painted on).
>le average 90 to 99 man
>>64309453
large head/10
>>64309364
>>64309428
>>64309453
>Holly Johnson
That's funny, this girl's mum used to go out with my dad's business partner
weird link, I know
>>64309490
bet the mum is tidy too tbqh
THAT JOBBER'S 60!
>>64309504
prolly
>that 60
The 'One That Everyone Wants To Win'.
>>64309453
>Holly Johnson
No thanks
>>64309453
Think she was on the x factor.
also
>wayne's world
>>64309528
>Rene Eidams will get £10,000 tonight for this
>>64309566
She was because >>64309490 my dad's business partner wouldn't stop banging on about it
>>64309400
he needs to displace asstit as aussie number 2
criminal seeing that cunt in the world cup
>>64309578
Youtube link pls
>>64309556
Frankie Goes to Hollywood had some decent tunes 2bh
>>64309586
>Not enjoying Asstit meltdowns
It's like the PDC cruelly overrate him just so we can all watch his breakdowns on TV.
>>64309606
I enjoy Asstit meltdowns more than most. It's just Shitlock needs a better partner than him.
Hang on: http://www.dartsdatabase.co.uk/Rankings.aspx
>No. 49
IT'S HAPPENED
Dolan totally looks like Al Borland after a shave. Only other difference is that Al is cool.
>dolan
https://youtu.be/1kOnEDYqHtM
What kinda career you want senpai?
>dolan
>>64309670
>this is attractive in ireland
baka desu
>doughman
>>64309670
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1pLgyqWoCg
she was in this group too
Kyle pls
I'm going on Sunday, what top banterous sign should I try and get on? I managed 'he does it for free' last year.
Your reminder that Brendan Dolan is STILL Northern Ireland's best darts player.
>>64309717
Based Anon
>>64309717
Just /180/ or caravan of love
>>64309670
Thats just awful
>>64309702
Wew lad
>>64309702
>that high test blonde and the dark haired sort with the massive cans
das it mane
That song is fucking awful though.
During the break everyone go to the board and throw three darts, come back with scores.
whos winning
