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Goodbye Hinrunde edition
17. Matchday
>Friday 20:30
FC Schalke 04: 1899 Hoffenheim
>Saturday 15:30
Hannover 96: Bayern München
Hamburger SV : FC Augsburg
FC Ingolstadt 04 : Bayer 04 Leverkusen
Eintracht Frankfurt : Werder Bremen
1. FC Köln : Borussia Dortmund
>18:30
VfB Stuttgart : VfL Wolfsburg
>Sunday 15:30
Hertha BSC : 1. FSV Mainz 05
>17:30
Borussia Mönchengladbach: SV Darmstadt 98
Thomas Müller 2021 Edition
>>64304696
Ancelotti to Buyern when?
>YFW he swaps Lewandowski for Tsunaldo and buys Chicharito and benches him.
Since when was he so good? Leverkusen is my new favorite team to watch
>>64304770
>>64304770
>yfw bayern actually win the CL again because ancelotti isnt a messibabby
>>64295198
Why does nobody see that this guy looks like Elton?
>>64304789
Nice photoshop "job"
>>64304789
He was always the perfect role player imo. But the guys from memeverlagerung can put it a bit more eloquently. From a analysis they wrote in 2012.
>Even in their 4-4-1-1 they are able to vary their style without major changes in formation. With Javier “Chicharito” Hernandez they have a “super sub” on the bench who can destroy teams on his own without doing anything spectacular. His secret is his movement. There are not many players who are able to open up room or drag oppositional players into the wrong space like he does.
>His style is different to van Persie – who himself is not a classical poacher but can play this way. He was firstly a winger, later he played as a moving no.9 and is able to play as a traditional no.9. The same is true of Rooney though he is not as clinical as the Dutch. He even may not have a wider array of skills but his range is bigger, he is able to constantly change positions and also belong to different parts of the formation in the game.
http://spielverlagerung.com/2012/11/19/strengths-and-weaknesses-of-manchester-united-201213/
>>64304789
You have to go back.
>>64304794
BUNDESU~!!
post your face when Thomas Müller
>>64304837
>tfw chicarito wins the Deutschland golden boot
Van Gaal gets sacked the same day
>>64304867
When M:uller what?
>>64304696
so much red. why are football teams so unimaginative
>>64304867
>trying to copy Britain's funny posts and failing horribly
>>64304901
Most of those teams were formed around during the nazi party
Americans stop posting please
>>64304926
not true
>>64304937
they're Mexican
>>64304937
Get used to the North American invasion in your threads when you sign a guy like Chicarito. A guy who's going to win your golden boot the 1st time trying
>>64304956
But he isn't.
>>64304956
>north
>>64304975
Holy cow, Xabi extended.
Javi <3
GOOD MORNING BY THE WAY
>>64304967
I agree, Auba is surrounded by better players and is more technically gifted than Chicha. Its between Auba and Lewandowski and possibly Muller.
>>64304967
But he is , he can pad stats in a club like Leverkusen. Play 4-4-1
>>64304997
Lewandowski and muller will fight over goals and split them.
>1 month winter break
bundes is literally on the same level as "super"ligaen
>>64305081
will Bayern co. be travelling to the UAE again?
>>64305081
Thankfully not as long a break. The Danish league is paused until 28/2.
>>64305104
They should stay there. Buyern is toxic to that league
>>64305104
nah, i guess rummenigge doesn't need a new watch this year
>>64305081
At least we can watch Leicester pown their opponents, that's always interesting to watch
>>64305106
Jesus Christ
>>64305104
Yes
>>64305113
ikr. epl wins again
>>64305112
A men never can have enough watches.
>>64305106
>>64305122
To bee fair, the summer break is much shorter here and football looks better in sunshine than in January rain and cold
>>64305125
>Team wins epl
>year later
>Epl champions in relegation zone
>Leicester and promoted Watford doing better than epl champions
Also the entirety of esspee will be transfer general for about a month. Them rumours
>watches
Current year
>>64305156
>every Dortmund players to Liverpool
>>64305138
>summer break
>>64305160
klopp said he won't steal players from dortmund you spastic
>>64305167
You think that's gonna stop the english medias from making up rumors?
>>64305160
Except for Weigl or Castro. I doubt English 'journalists' know who they are.
>>64305160
shit, Liverpool fans have been thinking they're signing Reus for the past two windows. I can only imagine what it'll be like now they have Kloöp
>>64305188
>past two windows
I meant past two summers
>>64305188
Reus is pretty much literally already in Liverpool.
>>64305167
He could 'rescue' Subotic
>>64305194
>abls = liverpool fans
>>64305203
those liverpool dedicated twitter accounts are abls? s*m*h
reminder that Bayern will go out in the quarterfinal of the cup to based Bochum
>>64305241
pls based Gertjan make it happen!!!
>>64305241
What teams will reach the pokal final?
>>64305259
depends on the semifinal draw.
at least one of dortmund or and leverkusen
How many fucking degrees celsius is it outside? Feels like fucking 15 degrees
>>64305283
>swearing on the internet
no good boy points for you today, anon
>>64305301
this
>>64305283
proxy off, trip on, -1 anoncred for swearing
Making all kinds of gains here.
>>64305305
Also no chicken tendies for din-din tonight.
>>64305318
>chicken tendies
>din-din
>in before Pep extends his contract
How would you react?
>"C'mon bro, take a hiiiit. I can't smoke it all."
>>64305359
Could not care less. (Könnte nicht weniger kehren)
what did you eat for lunch
>>64305359
I would not mind it if he stayed but all these rumours me think he will be leaving. Why take his time? Just say yeah I'm staying. The fact that he is taking his time makes me think he is in fact leaving.
>>64305389
He takes his time because he wants as much money as possible. The later he sign, the more cash he gets. Hes leaving though, thank god
>>64305388
Didn't eat lunch. Will cook meat loaf filled with pesto rosso and green vegetables and mixed rice as a side dish. How about you
>>64305409
Why don't you like poop?
>>64305420
Because he keeps raping his favorite club
>>64305420
Lying piece of shit who never tells the truth. Starts at interviews and players and ends at medical staff.
>>64305428
I see..
Who do you want as Bayern's new manager then?
>>64305441
Get of the internet Mull.
>>64305305
underrated post
>>64305442
Jogi Bär
>>64305442
Dr Müller wohlfahrt
>>64305411
today i made sole veal foot. its probably going to last me days
>>64305466
some*
I wish I had a big fat dick
>>64305479
they're overrated
>Carno Anshitfloppi
Get it? No, as in no way he will be successful at Bayern.
Shit as in he's shit, currently failing with Real Madrid, I repeat: Real Madrid.
Floopi as in he has never coached in germany and will flop badly.
It's written in the stars and you know it
>>64305487
I bet they are fun to masturbate and take photographs with
>>64305489
you sound a bit mad and butthurt
>>64305493
you sound a bit mad and butthurt
>>64305489
Benitez is coaching Real Madrid.
Carlito won the Champions League with them.
>>64305466
>sole veal foot
You cooked the foot of a young bull/cow? How does it taste and why would you take the foot? How did you cook it and with what kind of side dishes are you going to devour it?
>>64305489
Does he even speak German or are we going to get a Trappatoni 2.0?
WASSE MACHE LAHM! AINE SPITSE MEA THOMAS AINE SPISSE MEA EH EH COSTA.
the customers itt sound a bit mad and butthurt
>>64305503
He's so senile he thinks he's still the current coach of Real Madrid, that's how old he is.
Better make it
>Carnold
Includes the "No" and that he's old. Carnold also sounds like a proper first name
>>64305523
He chews gum.
>>64305523
>Ancelotti appeared to deliver his first press conference as Madrid coach in Esperanto. The man who has won leagues in Italy, France and England was asked questions in those three languages and was at times incoherent as he switched between the three and the Spanish he was still learning. The problems he was to inherit were stacking up too.
I guess no but he has a while to learn
>>64305513
tastes like salty snort but pretty good
cooked it in water with white beans and carrots
Ugh, I can already see the headlines
Sammer probably speaks some Italian and most of the players speak Spanish anyway.
This is a non-issue made up by ABBs. Stop talking about it.
>>64305540
Looks like you're eating cartilage and nothing but cartilage
What outfit will you wear tonight?
>>64305574
>>64305566
cartilage is solid while here its much more like fat
>>64305574
Weihnachtsfeier today. Black shirt + black trousers + black leather shoes.
>>64305586
sounds terrible
>>64305586
*Winterfestfeier
>>64305574
>>64305587
Fits my mood :_:
>>64305577
>>64305586
Are you me? Except for the trousers and shoes
>>64305579
So is it cartilage? Seems like something I wouldn't want to eat
watching the darts
~
>>64305604
i dont know man... it doesnt really taste like meat but it doesn't taste like real cartilage too. It taste like nothing but salt, but its pretty good. If you've never ate some try it once
>>64305574
a fake fur coat, a fake gucci shirt and adidas trackpants
>>64305574
Nothing.
>>64305604
Yes.
I
am
you.
Looks like lewdposting is back on the menu, boys!
>>64305630
Sounds like hard mushrooms.
>>64305630
What shoes?
>>64305689
that's probably my favourite game of thrones quote!
>>64305695
nike tn
Wow we are having soo much fun here!
do you guys know that feel when you need to buy stuff but you need to shower and dry your hair first and you're not even a bit motivated to do anything?
>>64305796
the people at aldi don't care whether you've showered or not
I'm kinda related to friend of the Lewandowskis and know from dinner talking that Lewy is going to leave Bayern in Summer.
Probably Real Madrid, although they are still negotiating the deal and some other clubs try to contact his agent.
>>64305806
jokes on you my family is actually pretty wealthy and we still buy at aldi cause i prefer some stuff their above others tbhfamland
>>64305796
No, I always feel like a newborn bursting with energy after I shower.
>>64305811
are u a plumber?
>>64305824
Lol why?
>>64305824
>>64305806
PAJEET MY SON
>>64305824
No, the gf of a friend of mine has a brother who is befriended with Anna Lewandowska
>>64305806
i have been told this a lot desu, but i still feel bad at walking around outside looking like a full blown asozialer.
>>64305823
i feel more energized after the shower, but i get very tired after i dried my hair for whatever reason so there's that
>>64305831
cause polish people be plumbering
>>64305872
im reinblütig german tho
>>64305885
it was a joke
>>64305796
I need to drive down to pick up a package and also buy some things from the grocery
but I did cardio an hour ago and am still out of energy
DHL shop closes in an hour
UGH
>>64305796
Yes, but I always get my ass up in those situations nontheless because I imagine there's somebody watching me, wanting me to fail, and I show him.
Your mind always fails first, not your body. That's for sure
>>64305852
>>64305811
why aren't you signing up for a betting site where you can bet on this and make lots of money?
>>64306001
>not running to the shop
lmao cucked hard
>>64306014
I use my bike
always do this for distances below 1-2km
>>64306020
enjoy your nogainz
running > cycling
>>64306031
not really
>>64305523
Does Poop speak German?
>having to drive to your nearest dhl shop
dorftrottel pls
hello
>>64306031
who cares about gains biking is by far the best activity
>He doesn't know what it's like to cook with fresh spices
Pity, pity, pity
I'm completely out of food and ingredients
pitch me ideas including what ingredients I need to buy to cook for the next week
>>64306222
Cock
>>64306222
make spaghetti, throw them in a pan with tomatos, onion, tuna, basilikum and a little salt and pepper. mix it and then eat it with parmesan cheese.
I will make this
http://www.chefkoch.de/rezepte/2663971418215572/Steaksandwich-mit-Zwiebelmarmelade.html
>>64306344
spoken like a true hartzer
>>64306345
Good luck, make sure to report in and post pictures of your final product
>Pep being a bitch
>extend 4 (four) starting players contracts
impressive desu
14 - Angelo Badalamenti - Orbital - Beached.mp3
>>64306356
being uncomplicated has its merits
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hfo4aum7JIE
What are you guys doing tonight?
>>64305388
Had late breakfast with eggs and stuff.
>>64306399
going 2 the club
>>64306399
i've a pair of eggs in my pants for you ;)
>>64306399
I'll be watching the darts and probably drinking something.
>>64304975
Too bad they didn't extend the contract with Linkin Park. Bayern customers could need some NUMB when Pep leaves next year.
>>64306451
why are you always so angry?
>train already 20 min late
ugh
>>64304696
I want to fix this photo
the Bayern Munich logo should take up the entire top half and the Dortmund logo should take up one of the bottom quarters. Then have all the other "clubs" (relegation fodder) should be squeezed into the last quarter.
>>64306461
Being smug in bundes allows me to cope with my crippling insecurities and depression.
Christian Kist has just defeated Justin Pipe.
>>64306418
Which one?
Who's playing?
>>64306431
What will you be drinking?
>>64306502
you should move to another country and use your superior german height to boost your self esteem in a more manlet-environment
>>64305411
Minestrone
>>64306517
i've a pipe in my pants for you ;)
@Chivas: Oficial: @MarcoFabian_10 continuará su carrera en Alemania con el Eintracht Frankfurt. ¡Mucho éxito, Marco! .
>>64306526
Having a glass of port right now. Red wine later
>>64306539
Looking forward ;)
>>64306531
Already taller than most people here.
>>64306399
Weihnachtsfeier
>>64306570
why are there so many asians in the bundes
>>64306739
To sell TV rights to Asia.
>>64306739
Germany is the Asia of Europe. Cold, unemotional robots who do as they're told.
>>64306755
screenshotted
fuck you rudemark
>>64306473
You do realize this is fate, right? And that somebody is watching you, being amused about you being unhappy.
You need to accept fate and come to peace with your environment. Nothing is worth getting worked up about, ever
>>64306835
Is there a BoilerRoom up tonight?
>>64306534
>vegetable soup
Enjoy your vegetables with saturated fat
Having Australia post in this thread is a privilege
Good ol' socks
>>64306570
Enjoy getting that flour off your clothes. They will probably just throw them away and buy it new.
>>64306556
Are Jürgen Klopp and Jordan Henderson earth rockers?
Is there a BoilerRoom up tonight?
>>64307068
That's why Hunter and the guy on the right are wearing fan-shop stuff. :^)
>>64305409
This, he wants more money
How do you go from renting a car for relocation to owning a penthouse in the center of New York City?
>>64306570
Is that a portrait of Erich Honecker in the background?
>>64307121
Doesn't look like him, does it
Good ol' trusty socks
>>64307128
I don't know. Does it?
>Pep leaving
>mfw we'll never hear him say "Super Super team" again
;_;
Wow we sure like to have a loot of fun in here
When was the last time you told someone to pump up the volume?
>there's a Harry Potter hat thread on teevee
>>64304696
Which club gets which ring?
>>64307286
Earth belongs to Wolfsburg
write you later
so
>go to Edeka
>ask for steaks
>old lady behind the counter: "yes I have just the right thing for you"
>shows me steaks while talking about them in her meat language
>ask how much
>"€20/kg"
>tell her I'm not rich
>"sorry those are the cheapest I have"
>decline the offer and say goodbye
>she bides me farewell and thanks me for my honesty?????
she made fun of me, right??
>>64307499
>she made fun of me, right
yes and rightfully so. go buy frozen aldi steaks if you can't afford 20€/kg steaks.
>>64307530
how rich are you?
Minimum wage kind of rich (SHK). I can afford to spend 10€ on steaks every couple of weeks.
>every few weeks
see, I spent that every few weeks money on Christmas
>eating steaks
>not eating fish and chicken instead
plebmasters
>needing to eat certain things to stay fit
fatty please
Christmas came early this year: https://youtu.be/Slei8n08Cqk
hi bundes
its me möchengladbach dauerkarten anon
i got banned for animeposting, we have a rat in our ranks
also hoffenheim will win today
>>64307687
>we have a rat in our ranks
3
>>64307701
ekelhaft desu senpai
>>64306480
>tfw nobody responds to my shit tier bait
fuck all of you
still on the train
Jade Empire is free on Origin.
>>64308069
It's also free on PB.
God, I hate buying alcohol and nothing else at the supermarket.
>>64307767
Gonna have to put in some more work.
>>64304696
Alright guys I want to start following the Bundesliga, which team should I support?
>>64308299
>foreigner
>interested in the Bundesliga only after it has become more popular
>from Britain
>browses /sp/
clearly Dortmund
>>64308299
Leverkusen or BMG
>>64308299
Werder Bremen
Köln
Gladbach
>>64308314
Alright thanks man
COME ON BVB
ES LEBE DIE BORUSSEN
>>64308288
it's alright after 19:00
>>64308385
Phew, I'm good then.
Schalke XI vs. Hoffenheim: Fährmann – Riether, Höwedes, Matip, Kolasinac – Geis, Goretzka, Meyer - EMCM, Huntelaar, Di Santo #S04TSG
Hoffenheim XI vs Schalke: Baumann, Kaderabek, Schär, Süle, Kim, Rudy, Strobl, Schmid, Amiri, Elyounoussi, Vargas. #S04HOF
>ST PAULI
>>64308566
don't you mean St. Loli?
get it?
>>64308384
that's the wrong borussia mate
>>64306526
either social club or wanderlust. I think it'll be wanderlust because tonight the social club have a hiphop night so there is going to be a lot of teenagers. And 3 parisians djs are playing tonight. They don't look very nice, but I'll be rolling anyway
>>64308733
/sp/ is normie friendly, brudi
>>64308754
no wtf
>Nach der Entlassung von José Mourinho (52) haben mehrere Chelsea-Spieler den Portugiesen am Freitag in den sozialen Netzwerken emotional verabschiedet. So postete Kapitän John Terry (35) ein Foto, das ihn Arm in Arm mit dem exzentrischen Coach zeigt. „Ich werde dich vermissen, Chef. Du warst der Beste, mit dem ich je zusammen gearbeitet habe“, schreib Terry dazu.
>Auch Mittelfeldspieler Cesc Fabregas (28) bekundete seine Meinung über die positive Zusammenarbeit mit Mourinho: „Ich verdanke dir sehr viel, wir werden dich alle vermissen. Viel Glück für deine Zukunft.“ Mourinho hatte den Spanier 2014 für 33 Millionen Euro vom FC Barcelona an die Stamford Bridge geholt.
lmao
>>64308833
hahahah what faggots lol
what the fuck did adobe fucking do
fuck this new version of flash, it's bugged out of control
why do websites still use flash
>>64308788
Fuck off you lonely faggot.
>>64308833
>all these players who most likely stabbed him in the back making 'so sad ;_;' posts on social media
>schalke
>>64308854
read >>64308881
pretty nice atmosphere auf >schalke desu
Based Schalke
Waiting for the >Schalke when >Schalke loses 1:2
>>64308910
CRINGE POWERRANKING
1.Lederhosen
2.Mining uniforms
>>64308933
>that horrible quality
Disgusting.
>schalke
>>64308912
indeed
imagine if they ever got their shit together
>>64308966
wont ever happen, their fanbase is too deluded
literally worse than arseanal, city and liverpoop rolled all in one
>>64308986
>comparing shitpool to schalke
You are dumb. I don't think the fans are deluded either.
update:
i'm still on the train
Hoffenheim were due another phantom goal desu.
What's with the pitch? Looks pretty bad.
Also,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKUrWXG7QH4
Neat.
When can we expect Volland to leave the sinking ship and where is he going?
>>64309037
the one we're all running on OP's Mom?
>>64309066
End of the season
>>64309066
Maybe Wenger will have an old person moment in january.
>>64308986
i don't think they're deluted. it's just ruhrpott mentality.
Schalke already schalkening
0:1 incoming
>>64309066
volland will go to liverpool
>>64309066
Schalke 70%
Leverkusen 30%
