>Japan hasn't won its own Sumo Wrestling compeition for over a decade
YOU ARE UNABLE TO CREATE A TALE SUCH AS THIS
LGTSS
>manlets
I didn't even know any other country cared about sumo.
>>64304115
The current champions are Mongolian
>>64304115
It's currently our 13th most watched sport
https://japansumocup.jp/pc/
>who /japansumocup/ here?
>>64304093
do you know the tale of soccer by any chance
>>64304093
wew bow that's embarrassing
>this should be the perfect sport for americans
>>64304185
Yes, it's literally the most popular ball sport in the world and probably the most competitive
What about it?
>>64304134
Fucking lags
Last I heard, the sumo culture is on a steady decline in Japan. Very few youngsters want to get fat and earn peanuts in front of what, 1000 old coots who still care about it, and there's also not much popular support anyways,
>>64304186
>>64304202
get gud connection bro.
Then kick ryu's ass with some random sumo
>>64304201
it was invented by a country who turned out to be incredibly shit at it, says a lot about that country in my humble opinion
>>64304222
what the fuck has Belgium done for the world or won?
>>64304228
>mad
>>64304228
wow who even mentioned England, butthurt much?
>>64304242
nobody mentioned England. who says i'm english?
>>64304222
>one of the most successful countries in the CL of all time
>a world cup, which is more than 90% of countries have
>"incredibly shit"
Don't be mad belgium is literally irrelevant every sport and has never invented anything so you're forced to play ours. Even sports you were historically good at (cycling) are now dominated by Brits lmao.
>>64304134
I can't speak moon
>>64304228
Belgium gave us these, shut the fuck up England.
>>64304264
I dun goofed
>>64304271
they're shit
>>64304251
clearly you dont know anything about Belgium, we have been dominating multiple sports for years
Look at korfball, i challenge you to find a sport where a country has dominated this hard for decades
>>64304276
>a sport i've never even heard of
>apparently we've came third twice
amazing
>>64304273
I wouldn't trust the culinary tastes of a country that literally eats spotted dick
>>64304276
Sorry bro, didn't realise you was Dutch.
>>64304284
we eat faggots as well
what are we like lol
>>64304276
Any sport you can play coed professionally isn't a sport 2bh l4d
>>64304276
Netherlands GOATing it up
>>64304093
>I watch the 7:30 report
>>64304093
>Japanese men did not win a single gold medal in Judo
Send help
>>64304292
Guess I'll have to give back my gold medals for the international fucking competition ;)))))))))))))))
>>64304301
lmfao
>>64304301
No don't. They look good on >>64304228 mom's wall
>>64304276
>Not mentioning the noble sport of three-cushion billiards
Are you even trying, Britlads?
Fun fact: Eddy Merckx won it twice. Not the cyclist, though.
>>64304372
I played some cushion billiards with ya mum just the other day
>>64304380
>>64304380
Yea, she mentioned you couldn't find any holes.
>>64304392
Good one
>invent Australian rules
>Be the best at it
Ken oath.
>>64304093
Australia has never won anything meaningful. Hell, they can't even beat a bunch of unarmed Emus.
>>64304438
They dominate cricket
Apologize this instant
>>64304392
>>64304185
>soccer
Fuck off yank
>>64304093
>watching the 7.30 report
21st century tatar yoke
>>64304438
>>64304531
That means you watched it too ya poof
>>64304542
>American_Sports.png
Are Australians illiterate? The plaque says that he's fucking French.
>>64304556
Not bad Americanski
Look at this German athlete here. His hand-eye coordination is what made him so much bank, yet he can't even drink water in a properly fashion. I just cannot explain that.
bump
explain this shit japan
ITT: belgium trying to be relevant.
there's a hungarian who is really good right? I saw him on Japanese tv when I was over there and his Japanese was really good.
rly enjoyed this documentary btw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPr5bQidfzE
Belgian TV
>>64305517
>Brazil commenting on anyones relevance
>>64305776
fucking japs man, never recovered from those atom bombs
>>64304093
Jesus. That would be like the Blue Jays winning the world series for a decade.
>>64304115
To be fair nobody's better at being fat then Americans.
>>64304208
this, i read an article about this a couple weeks ago. the life of a sumo wrestler is rigorous as fuck, and you literally (as in you could be killed if you don't) have to dedicate half of your life to it.
not many in japan are looking to go this route, because it truly isn't worth it. but mongolians have nothing else to do with their lives. that's why they have more champions.
so basically it'd be like saying a mexican is our best lacrosse player on our american team. okay, yeah, lacrosse was invented in america but truly no one gives a shit about it so who cares
>>64306440
Not to mention their lifespan is half the average person. Sumo wrestlers have all types of cardiac problems
I thought asians are supposed to be super skilled?
Did the "level:asian" meme lie to me?
I really, really like Australians
>>64304093
I'm surprised America aren't the winners all years.
>>64307289
SHOTS FUCKING FIRED
>>64307289
Bob Sapp would shit all over them #TeamSapp #Always, he just doesnt because there's no money in it
