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Sat 19 Dec 2015 - Premier League
Chelsea v Sunderland 15:00
Everton v Leicester 15:00
Man Utd v Norwich 15:00
Southampton v Tottenham 15:00
Stoke v Crystal Palace 15:00
West Brom v Bournemouth 15:00
Newcastle v Aston Villa 17:30
Sun 20 Dec 2015 - Premier League
Watford v Liverpool 13:30
Swansea v West Ham 16:00
Mon 21 Dec 2015 - Premier League
Arsenal v Man City 20:00
First for F
>mouyes
2nd for mouyes replacing
>van laal
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Where will King Brenny go next lads?
If he doesn't get the Chelsea job I can see him getting one of the Manchester jobs
>>64303906
probably halal or barcelona after their current managers
>MOUYES
HAHHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHHAHHHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHHAHAHAHAAHAHA
Let this be a lesson to you plastic Chelsea shitcunts :)
Now that Mourinho Chelsea will be good again and they'll win 17 games in a row finishing fourth, right?
>gus hiddink
>ancelotti
If he wasnt such a dead rubber at Schalke I'd say Di Matteo was in for a shout
managerial round-a-bout :^)
>>64303956
only if they somehow get wonga
anyone else finding it odd how much chelsea fans are shitting on the players like they're privy to the daily ongoings of the club
>>64303965
Kinda, I knew that the fans liked him more than the club or the players but I didn't think it was this much. Not even Inter fans were like this and they would kiss the earth Mourinho walked on (and probably still would).
>>64303965
it's probably just the noisy fans you're hearing. Mourinho tends to get an inconditional following so their rants usually end up being the loudest when he gets the boot
>sending your best player into depression and alcholism leading to retirement
>philosophy
>£36.50 for a 3rd round Emirates FA Cup game also relegation
arse > mancity
might beat them to the title too.
if we lose to sunderland tho..
>>64304238
which player are you on about lad?
mourinho to united when
>>64304275
pooney (allegedly)
>>64304311
never, it'll be pep
>>64304318
he's off to city lad
>>64304317
explains why he's always fat t b h
>>64304274
We beat blundrrland lad
>>64304261
>Emirates FA Cup
Fuck off shill. It's the FA Cup and it always will be.
>mourinho soon left with his belongings, including a life-size cardboard cut-out and a ‘Special One’ mug.
I don't know how I should feeling.
>wake up
>remember mou is gone
kms 2bh family
pls gib Marcelo Bielsa
t. swansea fan
>>64304393
*I should feels
>>64304402
*I should feel
Fuck I shouldn't be doing 3 things at the same time.
'Harry Redknapp to make a spectacular return to London to coach Chelsea!'
https://twitter.com/redknapp/status/638679925613047808
>>64304393
>including a life-size cardboard cut-out
Why?
>all these plastics constantly chatting shit about Chelsea
there's more than 4 teams in the league you know?
idiots.
>>64304435
Why he has one or why he left with one?
>>64304435
It's a lifesize cut-out of Edward Cullen. Jose is a huge fan of the Twilight series and its absence from his life has apprently left him bereft resulting in the poor performances we have seen this season.
>>64304437
Swansea will be in a diffferent league next year m8 :')
>>64304467
doubt it, all part of the fun though, not like you'd know, fucking plastic cunt
>>64304393
>>64304367
oh shit.
my post was shit.
we = chelsea.
>>64304443
Why did he have one. And was it a cutout of himself?
>>64304486
>my post was shit.
makes no difference there then.
Leicester is going to get banged.
>>64304496
Obviously it was a cutout of himself
And the reason is because he is full of himself
>>64304496
you don't have a real size cut out of yourself?
>>64304496
We don't know, sadly. I hope it was of himself though.
>Mourinho will make Chelsea regret sacking him again, says agent Jorge Mendes
Wew, someone didn't take it well. Does Chelsea have player controlled by Mendes? except Falcao
>>64304496
It was either of himself or Wenger.
>>64303858
>West Brom / Bournemouth
>Newcastle / Villa
>Chelsea / Blunderland
pretty spicy relegation games this weekend lads
>>64304515
All the Brazilians probably
>>64304507
I bet he made the players apologise to cutout him whenever he called them in for a talk.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqCjlsfDiNc
>Ledley King died for this
>>64304519
I could see him having a wenger-faced dartboard
>>64304515
Costa?
I would take mourinho at united
i was ready for it after fergie left
im ready for it more than ever now
we're playing shit football anyway we might as well play shit football and win stuff. he could attract top players too
only downside is he would sell mata
rip
>>64304554
could this post be any more plastic seriously
>>64303965
the players are to blame for both chelsea's league position and mou's sacking
players like hazard don't just turn to shit overnight. they're not trying
>>64304564
how? we're fucking terrible and three world class managers are available. mou is proven in PL and would relish at united. match made in heaven imo
sunderland's next three games are at SB, Etihad and vs liverpool at home
and they have a decent chance in every one
>>64304548
>>64304537
Only Costa and Falcao
>>64304616
http://www.transfermarkt.com/gestifute/beraterfirma/berater/413
>>64304616
more of a problem for getting future players
>>64304625
Missing on another Falcao won't be a problem.
>>64304619
Is there a bigger scumbag agent than Mendes?
>>64304577
you're willing to take a man who was a direct rival of your club as manager - despite you acknowledging he is an asshole and oversees horrible football - just because he MIGHT win you more titles?
What do you even get out of football?
>>64304642
Raiola? Mendes is just a puppeteer controlling a bunch of clubs in the shadows, nothing wrong with that.
>>64304642
Mendes is the biggest agent right now. Wouldn't surprise me if football politicians went after him if he gets too powerful to handle.
>players force out mou
>those same players will leave in the summer and put in transfer requests because no CL
>the absolute state of drunk russian decision making
>>64304654
To be fair to Raiola, he's just willing to go to any means to get their players what they want. Part of the blame has to be sought with the players in his case.
>>64304666
Hey, better than the same players leaving and putting in transfer requests because they are in the championship.
>>64304677
>actually believing this team would get relegated
>>64304681
>actually believing this time will not win the CL
>>64304486
it was fine la i followed it
>>64304692
>implying this team of lazy cunts has a fraction of the spirit, energy and will of the 2012 team.
>>64304698
They also don't have a a fraction of the spirit, energy and will of a good chunk of the current premier league teams.
>>64304706
yeah but all it would take is 5-10 wins and some draws and blunderland, narch, mememouth will all drop more points.
2017/18 managers
Man City - Pep Guardiola
Man Utd - Jose Mourinho
Chelsea - Mauricio Pochettino
Arsenal - Andre Villas-Boas
Tottenham - Alan Pardew
Liverpool - Ronald Koeman
>>64304666
The players forced out 4/5 of the previous managers too.
Well John Terry to be exact.
>>64304708
I honestly believe there is no way they will get 10 wins from the remaining games
that said, there are probably 3 teams worse than them that will go down instead
>>64304708
It would take 7 wins to win the cl, less could be enough.
based eva
>>64304730
PSG is going to push our shit in
nevermind barca or bayern
>>64304726
the players forced out AVB, the others were fired for results/were interim like hiddink and le fat waiter man
>>64304726
Funny how back then chelsea fans sided with the players
>>64304743
disgusting harlot
>>64304751
because they think mourinho is "one of us"
So Mourinho and Chelsea are well and truly finished now, right? Like we won't get a third stint or anything?
>>64304797
we can only dream anon
>>64304797
Third time's a charm.
>>64304797
nope no chance mou would ever come back no matter how much money hes offered or nobody else willing to take him
he'll end up with madrid or united for a few years then take over portugal or bonglands national team
>>64304619
Now I know why wonga didn't like vela
David Ornstein @bbcsport_david 1 min1 minute ago
Guus Hiddink currently at a London hotel discussing Chelsea job with #CFC hierarchy. Contract not yet signed but will be caretaker manager
>>64304261
£45 for an away ticket an Manure for me.
>>64304945
*for an away win
>>64304886
Chelsea are literally title contenders again with him, literally the best manager in the world, like literally.
>>64304977
Hiddink sign the contract and stop posting.
>>64304977
agreed
>>64305014
Anzhi BTFO
If Hiddink signs it will be over, Chelsea will be relegated
>AVB when sacked: 27 points after 16 games
>Pochettino when being lauded: 26 points after 16 games
JUST PRIMADONNA MY SHIT UP
>>64305239
for all the talk about how much he guarantees winning, those numbers seem a bit underwhelming since 2006
>>64303858
>Chelsea v Sunderland 15:00
0-2
>Everton v Leicester 15:00
1-1
>Man Utd v Norwich 15:00
1-2
>Southampton v Tottenham 15:00
3-2
>Stoke v Crystal Palace 15:00
1-0
>West Brom v Bournemouth 15:00
0-1
>Newcastle v Aston Villa 17:30
0-0
>Watford v Liverpool 13:30
2-1
>Swansea v West Ham 16:00
0-2
>Arsenal v Man City 20:00
4-3
>>64304945
Fuck that tbf. FA cup vs man United = on BBC every single time.
At least we get a good share of the revenue and a shit load of tickets. Last time I was there was when Seaman made that save vs Pesch though, I can't face that trauma again.
We should have kept Clough on a cup games only contract.
http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/football/35129915
christ, you'd swear he was dead
>>64305260
>those numbers seem a bit underwhelming
Paco pls.
Maybe, if we were talking about a two horse race like La Liga, but those are Premier League numbers.
HELLO THERE
THE ANGEL FROM MY NIGHTMARE
>>64305272
>http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/football/35129915
>nine year old daughter
>looks 32
jesus fucking britgenes
>>64305303
think you need glasses
>>64305261
>>Swansea v West Ham 16:00
>0-2
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
'no'
>>64305280
so not only he doesn't win, he does it against worse opposition. You're not helping his case, friendo.
It's fucking ridiculous that arse Sunderland isn't on telly
Two of the biggest fanbases. Two pl clubs with loads of history. The defending champions of the cup
And they chose to show man united vs some pub team instead
>>64305361
M A G I C
A
G
I
C
>>64305169
Avb had bayol
>>64304713
Really good calls on United, Chelsea and Tottenham
I would love it if teams conspired and threw matches to force a scenario where Chelsea get relegated.
Love it.
>mfw i absent mindedly go to /tv/ and almost see star wars spoilers
>>64305773
How did you manage to survive on the internet without being spoiled?
https://twitter.com/FootballRamble/status/677851278366662656
>Chelsea fans
>>64305888
Ahahaha look at that man bring passionate about his club
>>64305888
>Chelshit
>>64305935
You can be passionate about your club without being a cringey twat
>>64305976
If that was an Arsenal fan singing about le specialist in failure man it would´ve gone viral with #banter all over the place.
LVG out when.
>>64306066
>muh victim complex
>>64306088
I´m just saying the social media bias is so obvious. That old man had one chance to do somehing like this, and he took it.
>>64306110
And he looked like a gimp.
Seriously, if I did that i'd never live it down with my mates, and rightfully so. I'm not even an Arsenal fan, it's just cringey as fuck.
Based Kloppo
>>64306073
You first lol
>>64306204
I'm still confused as to how he managed to get so wound up at Pulis.
Why aren't there "English" "clubs" in the Clubs World Cup?
>>64306243
Klopp always gets wound up during the game, he said he can't explain some of the things he does during the 90 minutes of a football match.
He's like a managerial Suarez. I think he remarked at one point he was worried because the manager boxes are so small and close in England, that he'd get into more trouble
>>64306251
The only time I ever hear about the club world cup is when you have your occasional bout of autism here in /epl/.
>>64306255
Oh yeah, I get that, but getting mad at Pulis is the equivalent of replying to Paul at this stage.
>>64306268
Why would you heard about it? You never play it and the few times you make into it you get rekt by South American clubs
>>64306251
>Mickey mouse cup
Does anyone actually take it seriously?
>>64306292
>you
I'm reasonably certain my club has never been in the club world cup desu.
>>64306292
>this inferiority complex
kek, you're not even getting anybody mad mate
wew
>>64306297
This guy takes it extremely seriously.
>>64306301
You as a plural, you as "English" "clubs"
>>64306297
Fox and grapes: the post
>>64306309
>Bradford
Don't remind me like that anon
>>64306309
>City, Chelsea and Everton in their natural position
>>64306320
But I only support one club.
>>64306320
>implying English care about rival clubs doing well
KEK
E
K
>>64306309
what are you trying to prove anon?
that year leicester were only 2 points clear of 5th, while this year they are 9 points clear
>>64306342
not proving anything its just funny
>Leave the Leicester meme to me lads
>>64306297
I did, losing that is the only thing I still hate Rafa for.
>>64306372
Pellegrini is so fucking boring, we need a City manager with meme potential.
>>64306384
gave us this at least
>>64306372
>klopp's suicidal meme pressing against leicester
lad...
>>64303965
no, Monghinho is a failed cult leader.
>>64305371
Poch has Kane
>>64306384
Marcelo Bielsa
>>64306419
>implying liverpool really gegenpress in most games
>"Kalle (Rummenigge) knows absolutely everything," said Guardiola.
>"The club, Karl-Heinz Rummenigge and I have said time and time again that we will say something after our final game in Hannover, and that's how things are going to stay.
>"I'm just focusing on Hannover. I've been watching their games."
Can't imagine he'd be this guarded if he were staying.. think he takes a year off again imhotbhwyf
>>64306456
Bielsa can't fail as a meme. Though apparently if Marcelo says no, Swansea are after Sampaoli next. he's pretty memey too
>>64306456
aren't swansea signing him?
>>64306464
If they don't win the CL this season I'm putting money on Ancelotti winning it with Bayern next year.
>>64306472
I heard he could go to Chelsea
>>64306469
Bielsa and Sampaoli in the same league would be great
>>64306457
Well most of the time they're playing against sides who let them have the ball.
It worked perfectly against City who have a habit of just casually passing the ball around at the back.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/35125720
>Here's some clubs Mouyes won't go to, and I put stupid numbers on them
>Phil McNutty
The worst football 'writer' in Western Europe
>meet Klopp
>become smug
>>64306603
I wonder if that evertonian child is still kicking
>>64306598
Is everyone just assuming now that Pep is going to City?
>>64306603
>Want to be top footballer or manager, enjoy playing football
>have to visit kids dying of cancer
Is there any top level profession that doesn't involve total human misery?
>>64306636
>>64306603
this one
>>64306639
yes
>>64306639
Seems likely. City is run by sporting directors brought from Barcelona. They tried to get him before, he declined and they hired Pellegrini. I can see them getting him now.
>>64306658
oh god, you can see the progression of his illness
I wonder if he's kicked the bucket this year
test
>>64306639
>Got those jews from Barca
>Best academy in England
>Best squad of players in England
Why wouldnt he?
>>64306671
Mou is pretty much out of luck in England then.
>>64306658
Wow, he really went down hill over that year.
>>64306639
I don't think anyone has a clue what Pep is going to do. If he does leave Bayern I could see him going to United, where they're already playing possession based football. City can definitely deliver a huge paycheck tho.
>>64306694
United literally have no pull over city other than muh istreee over city.
>>64306687
>Best academy in England
haha
everyone knows he wants united.
>>64306687
It seems like the obvious choice, United is an option though right? I dunno what his motivation is really, maybe muh big club is a draw for him. And United can spend as much as they like.
>>64306703
Why would he? City have better players, the 2 directors from barca, a better academy and pep literally wanted De Bruyne before he went to city. Untied have no pull over city what so ever.
>>64306713
>Implying that he would go anywhere where he would have restricted resources.
>>64306700
Except Pep can only play possession football and that's exactly what LvG is building at United. City definitely do not play the style that Pep is looking for.
>>64306726
Well unless ffp is completely scrapped United do have more spending power than City.
Potentially anyway, the owners obviously still have to shell out the cash.
>>64306729
Pep was interested in sterling and de bruyne though. Im sure the city players can adapt quite quickly to how he wants to play.
If Pep is the real hipster I think he is, he will manage Chelsea in the championship.
>>64306729
What style of play do City even have?
It's pretty rare I ever watch them.
>>64306740
FFP doesnt work with owners pouring in money. It's exactly why they put in place, you have to have legitimate sponsorship (ie not the owners) money to cover your expenses. This is the only thing that United is better in than City at the moment, but if we're serious, who do you really have to get in City to make the squad significantly better? When everyone is healthy, they are on par with Barca and Madrid, they're not that far behind when you consider they're playing without a lot of starters at the moment
>>64306717
city are a pleb new money team. pep has a massive ego and will go to the team with history.
everyone ITK knows he wants the united job. if he can't have it he'll stay at munich for another year.
>>64306762
wingers
overlapping fullbacks
2 in midfield
1 striker
Fast free flowing football basically at the expense of defensive solidarity.
>>64306762
Actual attacking football.
I'll never understand why the arabs bought 'Man' city. The most idiotic non club you could think of to try and turn into some world powerhouse.
>>64306800
Because they had a new stadium with tons of expansion potential and were based in a major city with good transport links.
Still if I was a billionaire, I'd take over some meme club like Acrington Stanley or Carlisle and bring them all the way to the top of Europe
>>64306800
They wanted a blank slate though, a nice club that no one hated they could use to show what reasonable chaps they are.
Plus branding wise it was perfect, has Manchester in the name, they're the 'City' everyone thinks of when you just say City and they play in a different colour to all the other top teams.
>>64306772
>>64306778
Dear me, how terribly unfashionable.
>>64306846
Except it's hard to get a decent fanbase when your team is in the same city as the largest club in the world.
Has it been confirmed who is leaving with mou
And who will be sitting on the bench tmrw? Roman, Emenalo and Lollichon?
>>64306828
You now remember Michael Knighton buying Carlisle.
>>64306903
Eh, the fans who go to games are fast becoming less relevant compared to people watching on TV all over the world sadly.
>>64306903
More proper Mancs are City fans though
United has the external markets on lock though
>>64306903
>implying that that united fans are from manchester
id guess that fanbase in manchester is close to 50/50 split
>>64306903
Most of Manchester supports City, and United are losing some of their fanbase already
>>64306915
I'm pretty sure holland is staying and will probably be in charge of the sunderlel match
>>64306932
The meme that United have a load of fans who travel up from down south is true, but in terms of people going to games in Manchester far more of them are going to Old Trafford.
I'm both glad and sad that Mouyes is gone.
Strange feeling.
They should have bought:
Arsenal
Liverpool
Newcastle
Leeds
In that order of preference.
>>64306968
>Arsenal
>Liverpool
both too big already and would cost tons more
>Newcastle
no one wants to deal with geordies
>Leeds
>Leeds
>>64306968
Arsenal or Liverpool would have cost too much.
Newcastle could have worked, but Manchester is a better city with better travel links.
Leeds, eh fuck leeds
>>64306968
>In that order of preference.
Why should they give a fuck about your order of preference. They invested billions, I'm sure they checked first where it was most plausible to make a success
>>64306968
Arsenal is the only one on that list which would have been a better option, but the cost of buying them would surely have been fucking absurd.
>>64307015
>ground half empty
>silence
>our oil state is associated with bandwagon plastic 10 yrs on facebook
Great success!!
>>64307015
The fact that the council own the stadium was probably a big plus.
It's a perfect situation for them really as it allows them to pay the council a huge sum legitimately in order to get whatever they need in terms of planning permission and whatever.
How many points will Hiddink get for Chelsea?
>>64307195
Dunno, depends if the team really is shit or the players just wanted to get >mouyes sacked.
Chelsea 1-0 Sunderland
Everton 2-1 Leicester
Manchester United 2-0 Norwich
Southampton 2-2 Tottenham
Stoke 2-1 Crystal Palace
West Brom 2-0 Bournemouth
Newcastle 2-1 Aston Villa
Watford 0-1 Liverpool
Swansea 1-0 West Ham
Arsenal 1-1 Manchester City
>>64307218
>Everton only conceding one
>>64307218
Chelsea 1-1 Sunderland
Everton 2-2 Leicester
Manchester United 0-0 Norwich
Southampton 0-2 Tottenham
Stoke 0-2 Crystal Palace
West Brom 1-0 Bournemouth
Newcastle 0-0 Aston Villa
Watford 1-3 Liverpool
Swansea 2-1 West Ham
Arsenal 1-4 Manchester City
Chelsea 0 - 0 Sunderland
Everton 2 - 2 Leicester
Man Utd 0 - 0 Norwich
Southampton 0 - 3 Spurs
Stoke 2 - 1 Crystal Palace
West Brom 0 - 1 Bournemouth
Newcastle 0 - 1 Aston Villa
>>64307017
Kroenke managed it
>Sack Ray Wilkins
>Constructively sack Eva
When will they learn?
Feel like >we're gonna get a result at Brentford tomorrow desu.
>>64308208
We've got the Battle of the SUFCs tomorrow
Blades are away at Scunthorpe
we will probably draw
>>64308232
>check the Scunthorpe forum
>the fans hate Robins
What a shock.
>no early game tomorrow
why
>>64308312
There's Brighton Boro.
Spoilers, it'll be 0-0.
Watching some David Attenboroug lads, feeling pretty comfy tbqbhwy
>>64308285
I love having a browse of football league team forums
>>64308337
Me too.
I fucking hate it when they lock you out unless you register though. What are they hiding in there?
>>64308325
>non-league football
>>64306658
>>64308312
BT are showing Falkirk v Sevco instead.
>>64308357
You'll be watching at least one of those sides next season my plastic friend.
>>64308328
what are the best bbc documentaries other than walking with dinosaurs (the GOAT)
>>64308370
Frozen Planet but that might be teaching you to suck eggs
>>64308366
haha you fell for my troll :)
>>64305316
>unironically performing worse than Chelsea, a team which wasn't even relevant till 2004, and didn't achieve anything until even later, who are performing the worse in their history
>>64308370
Frozen Planet, Blue Planet, Africa, Planet Earth are all goat lad
>>64308382
>>64308370
The ones with Janina desu.
>>64308370
life t b h
>>64308400
You mean like when they finished 4th in the league in 2003, and won the FA Cup and came close to knocking Barca out of the CL in 2000? Face it, they were a big club when Roman bought them. They were then what Arsenal are now.
>>64308370
Walking with beasts
Mourinho is going to a manage a team in a sandnigger league.
cap it faggots
>>64308446
>>64308389
Not getting me this time senpai.
>>64308446
And? You don't get awards for "coming close". Go look up Chelsea's average position placement before Roman. You've also already admitted to shitposting in this thread, so why should I take anything you say seriously?
lads i have a good feeling chelsea will win the CL now
>>64308474
>there's only one finnish person on the internet
So according to you every team bar United, Liverpool and Arsenal are irrelevant, sounds like a pretty plastic opinion to me.
>>64308482
Mourinho jr. gets to add a new team to the list of ones that he supports soon.
>>64308505
Didn't say that, just said that Chelsea were irrelevant in the grand scheme of things prior to £2bn worth of player investments from an oil baron.
>>64308515
kid was a faggot desu
>Abramovich told the players that the dismissal of Mourinho heralded a fresh start for everybody at the beleaguered club.
Is this Russian for "get your shit together or you'll sleep with the fishes"?
>>64308584
It's more likely club spokesman for 'we need to make something up for Roman to have said to the players'.
>>64308612
Apparently he came to the training ground and made a speech in Russian which was then translated, shouldn't he know English after spending so many years in the UK?
>>64308620
did he survive?
>>64308638
Perhaps it was like a comedy skit where he shouted at them and called them cunts while the translator came out with a load of bland platitudes.
>>64308638
you can do whatever you want when you're a billionaire srs
newcastle are finally gonna get relegated lads !!!
>>64308650
vi cyki, chto vi deloti zdes blayat
>>64308661
>this man is unironically worth 6 billion dollars
>>64308643
his g-spot is in his hip. he just had an intense orgasm is all and needed to recover.
