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She's done it, lads.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/managers/jose-mourinho/12056756/Jose-Mourinho-sacking-means-Eva-Carneiro-could-make-dramatic-return-to-Chelsea.html
FUCK HER AND EVERYTHING SHE REPRESENTS
Chelshit confirmed for 22 straight victories and the title once the players get their regular squad gangbangs back.
>>64298070
exactly
>>64298070
What does she represent, Brazeeoo?
>>64298151
you know it burger friend, i don't have to tell you of all people.
fuck eva and everything she represents.
>>64298151
White knighting? Would be pretty sad if the moment Mourinho's gone and she returns everyone goes back to performing as usual and all this palpable discord between the manager and the players was because Mou and Eva fought and the players' white knighting instincts made them side with the relatively attractive woman and turn on the bad abusive man.
>>64298398
Thats nice /sp/ fanfic, but really what it comes down to is Mourinho is an asshole. Fuck him.
>>64298273
I want to but will never
>>64298117
Wheres that webm when essien was grinding eva?
>>64298058
Bad gum to tooth ratio.
Eva did nothing wrong
EVA WINS
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>>64298058
So the players get their hooker back
Are they literally doing it just to spite mou?
now they need to win or was all for nothing
>>64298058
she should have a mandatory booty cam on her at all times
>>64298398
Chelsea was performing well because the whole squad was fucking Eva before the game. That team bonding went a long way.
>>64298058
She's won for sure but won't return. No doubt Chelski will hand a her couple of million from the change left over after paying off mouyes to stop him crying as he leaves.
>>64298117
BASED
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>>64298117
>Chelshit confirmed for 22 straight victories
make that 21 out of 22
Eva will return and she'll have to wear crutches for the rest of the season after the players gangbang her like never before while giving each other hi fives. Then they'll win the league and CL and the balon dor.
>>64303259
At the very least she will be bow-legged
Should have been sacked all the way back then desu. Awful behaviour
>>64304721
Stay salty, Chelfag
>>64304736
I'm saying Mourinho should have been sacked retard
>American reading comprehension
Does Eva even have a licence to manage a team? Do you reckon she's better at it than Mou Rinho?
![54253d96b46ea[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0Byu3ov.jpg "54253d96b46ea[1].jpg")
>>64298058
>mfw I'll never be a chelsea player and get to taste Eva's sweet honey
the power of pussy, lads, don't fight it, just surrender
>>64298117
Based Japan. The pixelations give them great power.
![eva-carneiro--en-un-encuentro-de-champions-league-del-chelsea--twitter[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hGvWXdx.jpg "eva-carneiro--en-un-encuentro-de-champions-league-del-chelsea--twitter[1].jpg")
>what? why don't you want me back in your team, anon? W-was it anything I said? I-I promise I'll behave. I'll do anything you ask me, anything.
>>64304812
>>64305065
This guy gets it
>>64304783
If Di Mateo could win the CL with Chelsea then anything is possible.
I seriously hope this bitch dies.
>literally got mou fired
hope for some very sexist chants
>>64309958
>hope for some very sexist chants
Yeah that'll sure show her bro
GET YER TITS OUT FOR THE LADS
GET YER TITS OUT FOR THE LADS
GET YER TITS OUT FOR THE LADS
GET YER TITS OUT FOR THE LADS
GET YER TITS OUT FOR THE LADS
a GOOD man has fallen because of you evil witch.
lord my lord why hast thou forsaken me? :(
>>64309958
I'm sure that will happen
>>64298070
>>64298398
>this mad
>this delusion
It's crazy how you lot manage to hate someone who did no wrong just because Mourinho is on the other side.
>>64310481
Chelsea fans are subhuman scum, it's nothing surprising
Can't stand Mou but this cunt is 100x worse
>>64310576
t. angry virgin on the internet
>>64310481
how are you so sure
>>64298070
>FUCK HER
I wish.
Jesus Christ, who gives a fuck? No other team doctor in history ever received this much attention as this bitch just because she belongs to the meme gender. If the Lelshit rebellion really started because of her, this whole squad should be disbanded. Women should just stay the fuck away from male activities, every guy starts thinking with his dick and doing stupid shit when it happens
>>64310606
t. virgin who gets his jollies watching a past her prime broad wearing sweat pants and cry on social media
wew lad
>>64298117
No wonder that Lelski seemed so demotivated in the last few months.
>>64310732
See
>>64310606
You're always going to have lonely white knights; no male staff would ever receive that much sympathy/attention
>>64310773
so you hate her a lot becasue people gave her sympathy.
>>64310732
>>64310773
Reminder that everything was fine for years and Chelsea had one of the best medical staff in the sport until Mourinho decided to cry. Again, everything was fine until Mourinho bitched.
The problem was not her a woman, it was Mourinho needing an excuse for not winning and her not accepting it.
Eva is married now. There will be no cucking. If she is returning it is because she is currently suing the club as well as TSO and because the medical setup at the club is top notch unlike Arselel or Man Utd.
>>64310798
I don't hate her, find it absurd that she will have job security and now fame which will lead to more prosperous opportunities simply because the public who watch want to penetrate her and feel the need to protect her
>>64310856
>Eva is married now. There will be no cucking.
Lad, I...
IT WAS JUST AN EVA OF TIME
>>64305065
y-you too
>>64310856
>Diego Costa calls her complaining of inner thigh sprain after chatting shit and getting banged by Vardy at 3am
>Have a good time dear
>>64310885
t. angry virgin on the internet
>>64298058
whats the deal with her? I dont understand someone clue me in
>>64310959
>>64298058
>based eva
>she hasn't done anything to be based
>murricans in charge of baseness
>>64310985
if anything she is baseless.
Mouyes was fired because he's showing signs of dementia.
The guy did really stupid things which a normal person wouldn't do. For example, the fact he went into a shouting fit cause Eva and the other bloke did their fucking job, the fact that the FA themselves say that players safety should be the No.1 priority, followed by them being sacked, shows a guy not mentally right.
Was it cause he lost silverware to Wenger, a man he obviously fucking admires?
Who knows. But this probably caused some problems in the dressing room, which was getting rid of a player favourite and then going "I'm the fucking boss, I'm the fucking man, stfu", which could have been fine, had they not performed badly. The final straw was Mouyes constantly blaming the players for poor results, back when it was just poor performances, which in turn made them play shit on principle to get him fired.
This can be seen, simply, with the Champions League. They won CL games because it's a competition that every play wants to play in and win. So throwing Mouyes under his bus for that wasn't worth it, they knew simply performing shit in the EPL would be enough.
Look at their performances after first 5 or so games, they literally don't even try.
If they suddenly start winning again, then it will confirm, once and for all, that they lost on purpose.
>what has she ever done?
>s-she had a cunt, anon
>eva
>anything more than a glib facsimile
Confirmed for Eva as interim manager, Hiddink BLFO
On a serious note though the whole thing was way overblown. Shit happens in the heat of the moment and sometimes things get said - if it were a male doctor no one would even be talking about it.
>muh feminism
>muh sexism
I would literally not hire women for these jobs because all the outrage and media tears come so much quicker and easier than with men.
>>64310885
I'm sure there's chicks you'd gladly bang m8 whose only merit is to be attractive but you don't complain about them so why poor Eva?
>>64311086
But it did happen to a male dude as well.
>>64310732
We fags are smarter because we don't make mugs of ourselves when we see of a pair of tits and an ass
>>64311086
Exactly, these fucks will realize it when they keep losing jobs to less qualified women simply because of quotas and the growing force of these new feminists, you're a virgin of you question it
>>64311157
Banging Eva =! Thinking she should be some untouchable victim or assumed to be some amazing medic simply because she's a woman, any of you in STEM fields must know what it's like having not so bright women pushed on you, many will also rise higher based solely on that
Should be meritocracy, but yeah I'm a virgin if I don't praise them for farting
>>64311283
>tripfag
>having opinions
>>64311283
M8 you have only hetero males to blame for that. When will you learn to leave the attention-seeking harlots alone?
Glad to be a fag tbf
>>64311346
Oh I know, men will shit on pretty girls and defend fatties because they get pussy from a fatty. It's a powerful tool between their legs, makes us weak, only you guys are immune
>>64311450
Why not defend the pretty girl and get pussy from her?
>>64311450
So you can't moan about the guys defending Eva as you probably do the same with some other famous(ish) chick who is attractive and not much else because you want her pussy
>>64311599
I don't defend any woman just because I want to berry my penis in her
>>64305065
>implying she would stutter like some retarded beta cunt
have you not written that article where her ex-boyfriend talked about eva and their sex life?
>>64311918
>have you not written that article
nope, I'm not a writer
>>64311493
>>64311958
oh well, I meant read.
I have a sexual fantasy where I play for Chelsea and I am the team captain. At the start of the game we kick off but instead of playing I just stop the ball under my foot and turn to the team and wink and everyone drops to the floor at exactly the same time, pretending to be injured. Everyone rolls around in agony. On the sidelines Eva is standing alone while all the other doctors and physios shrug their shoulders. At first she is reluctant but as she gets closer to the pitch the fans become progressively more aggressive and rowdly throwing their pies and pennies at her while she stands on the side of the pitch, forcing her to slowly make her way to the players. Eva knows that she won't be treating any of the players and is forced to wank off every one of them in the middle of the pitch one by one while the English fans sing 'WAAAAYYYYY' whenever one of the players cum and make chants like 'WE SAW HAZARDS SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN AND THATS THE WAY WE LIKE IT LIKE IT LIKE IT WWOOOOOOAAHHHH WOOAAAAHHH'. Eva gets gradually more tired as she wanks every player off to get them back on their feet and as she leaves the pitch, her hair a greasy and tired mess, she turns around to see every player falling to the floor and once again pretending to be injured. Eventually the entire other team and the referee are all pretending to be injured forcing her to wank them and before long the entire stadium, 40,000 or more people are all writhing in agony whilst Eva fulfills her duty as a doctor, wanking each one off. However before she finally gets to me Mourinho storms into the stadium shouting 'SON OF A BITCH' and telling her he didn't give permission, and rapes her as punishment before I even get to feel her soft Gibraltan ungloved hand on my tender penis.
>>64310798
Just ignore the tripfag.
>>64311237
>fags don't do shit for "an ass"
I don't think you know what fags do
>>64312152
For a female ass no ;)
>Eva becomes Chelsea manager
>Handjobs and Gangbangs galore along with shenanigans mean that Chelsea retain the EPL
She's the true special one
>>64298058
ugly slag
>>64310732
>No other team doctor in history ever received this much attention as this bitch
That guy at Bayern did.
>>64312708
>the Caliphate of BRITON everybody
>>64319789
>yankstains
go get shot tyrone, nobody cares about you
>Portugese sponger gets kicked out
>hard working Brit gets her job back
Thanks Farage.
>>64310732
This
>>64311011
This guy gets it
If I saw my manager complaining every game and blaming refs I'd be pretty upset d e s u
she is not that hot desu
>>64298058
why.... she's a pretty shit doctor and made a stupid mistake and deservedly lost her job, if she was a male this would be over
>>64319970
Except its not. She did her job and nobody would've given a shit had Mouyes not been a little bitch about it after the game.
If he had a problem with her he should have privately talked to her about it. Instead he publicly derided her for doing her job then got assblasted when she defended herself.
Chat shit get banged.
>>64298151
she's a rent seeker
btw no one cared about the male physio since he doesn't have a pretty face and tits
