Just found this on facebook by a guy called Stephen Pugh
I love Liverpool
I love the fact you can walk into any pub and make a friend within a minute, who’ll buy you a beer if you look like you need one.
I love the way you can look up and see three centuries worth of architecture all around you.
I love the fact we have two brilliant football teams whose fans ‘hate’ each other, but deep down we love each other and couldn’t live without them.
I love the way the city has reinvented itself without any investment from the government.
I love the fact no-one cares what you do for a living, how much money you have or what car you drive. They only care if you’re a decent person.
I love the fact we have a world class shopping centre, but the best shops are the little boutiques and antique stores dotted around the place.
I love the way you see sons taking their mums for a drink, and daughters treating their dads to a pint.
I love the spray from the Mersey when you get the ferry over to the Wirral.
I love the fact racism is near non-existent here now, most of us learn to get along and respect each other from the moment we’re born.
I love the way we have our own language and every year a plethora of new words is added to it, and only we get it.
I love the fact we boast the band that gave birth to modern music, and the fact we know Ringo is a knob.
I love the fact we have our own dish, the famous scouse, and know it isn’t complete without red cabbage and beetroot.
I love the fact we have Lamb Bananas and no-one knows what they’re about...and no-one cares, they’re just boss.
I love the fact we say ‘boss’.
I love the fact footballers fall head over the heels with the city, and when they leave talk about how much they loved it.
(Contd.)
I love the fact Samuel L Jackson LOVES the place.
I love the way insulting people is deemed as a form of endearment here, knob ‘ed.
I love the golden sands of Formby and the Alpine forest that grows behind it.
I love the way every tourist comes away completely shell shocked as to how beautiful the city is and how friendly the people are, wondering where the bad reputation comes from.
I love the fact on any given day the city is full of beautiful well dressed women, creating a plethora of colour, even on a cold winter’s day.
I love the way the Tories HATE us, because we’re one of the few cities with the balls to stand up to them.
I love the way the people close ranks in times of tragedy and vehemently seek justice where justice is required.
I love the fact the same busker has been playing the same song on the same guitar in Lime St subway for the last 18 years.
I love how everyone knows who ‘Plinkity Plink’ is and worries about what happened to him.
I love the fact we kept and looked after a bombed a church, which now hosts concerts and art displays.
I love the fact you can have a full blown conversation with random strangers.
I love the fact everyone says ‘please’ and ‘thank you’.
I love the fact if you drop money on the floor someone will pick it up and chase you down the road to give it back.
I love the fact our homeless people have a bittersweet sense of humour and will always have a laugh and joke with you, even if you can’t give them any money.
I love the fact we have two world class cathedrals from two separate religions and the road that joins them is called ‘Hope Street’.
I love the way you can walk into a pub and find an artist, lawyer, doctor, plumber and barman all talking about football.
I love our parks and the simple joy that can be taken by walking round them on a summers day.
(Contd.)
I love the way many ‘firsts’ of this ‘golden age’ stem from the city and it’s infamously innovate people.
I love the way comedians are terrified of performing here, because most of the audience are funnier than them.
I love the fact we’re not English, we’re Scouse.
I love the fact that the men here know piercings are strictly for women.
I love the fact our gay quarter is full of lads on the pull.
I love the fact we have the best Chinese restaurants outside of China.
I love the fact our 6 year old kids are wittier than most people in the country.
I love the fact that for women, dressing casual is putting makeup on and sticking your hair in rollers, then walking around in your pyjamas.
I love the way we can makes jokes and laugh at our own expense.
Most of all, I love the fact you’re treated like you’re part of one massive family, whether you were born here, moved here or are just embracing the warmness this great city offers.
Like I say, I love Liverpool. No place like it on earth.
>>96(dead)
What the hell is this gay shit
alright granddad
This is autistic
IT'S COMING HOME IT'S COMING HOME IT'S COMING FOOTBALL'S COMING HOME IT'S COMING HOME IT'S COMING HOME
>>96
>>64297365
>I love the way the city has reinvented itself without any investment from the government.
I guess the hundreds of millions of pounds from the British government and the EU don't count
Liverpool is such a shithole, full of smackheads and single mums on the dole. It's basically the English version of Detroit.
.t Someone who's lived here for 2 decades and can't escape
>>64297447
50 (FIFTY) YEARS OF HURT