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>shit thread
>4 posts early
I-I had a good one just waiting to be posted at bump limit ;_;
>>64294452
I'd pay a lot of money to watch this shit
Same goes with white trash fighter vs top female
YEE OWN JAY CHECK
>>64294452
why are there no black chicks in the ufc
>>64294487
perfect technique, world class Joe
>>64294487
in for JUST
>>64294490
Why are there no bulgarians in the ufc?
>>64294462
How many UFC fighters do you guys think are on roids?
Do you think this new PED testing will see major changes in the rosters?
What are some top fighters you think are on roids.
>>64294483
I'm glad you didn't get to make it, probably had Cuckhold in it
>>64294505
indeed
Let's get a lil bee closer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNNxRtmA_VI
bants between Diaz and McGregor would be unreal
Is Condit a meme fighter?
>>64294526
>him beating johnson literally won't be surprising
>>64294540
?? It won't at all. It's a bad match up for Johnson and all the casuals are sold on muh speed whilst ignoring glaring flaws in his game
>>64294503
>How many UFC fighters do you guys think are on roids?
probably a small percentage nowadays
>Do you think this new PED testing will see major changes in the rosters?
the old guys will vanish
>What are some top fighters you think are on roids.
romero, vitor, claudia,
>>64294546
Are your predictions often wrong?
>>64294526
Nice and playful Nate, keep it flowy in there
>>64294546
>repeating what has just been stated
>>64294526
He'd be the easiest fight for Mcgoober in that division.
Does Cerrone always look like this? I swear he looks smaller.
>>64294526
Is this guy on meth/heroin or something?
>>64294600
He's a 6'1" lightweight. He always looks emaciated as fuck around fight time.
>>64294600
NO IV
O
I
V
and no he doesn't have an IV exemption
Jones is healthy and free of legal trouble, so why hasn't he been booked a fight against DC yet? Their first fight did great numbers and a rematch will be more interesting than ever now that DC won and defended the belt, and the fact that it'll be the return fight for Jones
>>64294526
Is he autistic?
>>64294600
NEW TESTING
E
W
>LIGHTWEIGHT
Cowboy
Dos Anjos
Anthony Pettis
Khabib
Barboza
Tony Ferguson
Nate Diaz
>FEDDAHWAIT
Frankie
Aldo 2
Max Holloway
TJ Krillashoat
You are now Joe Silva
What order does Conor fight these possible opponents if at all
>>64294626
they are penned in for 198 in April (?) but DC is still recovering and stalling about where to fight
I imagine it will be announced very early in the new year
>>64294501
There was one but he got rekt in all his fights
>>64294646
no thanks i'd rather kill myself than be a foot and a half shorter
At the end of the Reem/Nelson fight Reem asks Rogan why he never gets an invite to the podcast because he wants to do it and Joe says "let's do it"
But they never did it
Is Eugene Robinson the ubermensch mind of MMA?
>>64294646
>From easiest to hardest
Cerrone
Dillashit
Diaz
Barboza
Ferguson
Holloway
Frankie
Pettis
Aldo 2
Khabib
RDA
>>64294510
Nice. This should be OP image for next thread
Train all day Joe rogan podcast by night
All day
>>64294646
Give him a title shot at LW against the winner of RDA/Cerrone
If he wins, top lightweight contender, likely Khabib
If he loses, offer him a choice of Frankie Edgar (return to FW) and Anthony Pettis
If Edgar and win, top FW contender at the time
If Edgar and lose, Holloway for a rematch with Edgar
If Pettis and win, Cowboy
If Pettis and lose, somebody further down the ladder, maybe Barboza or maybe even Michael Johnson
>>64294646
1) Frankie
2) Dos Anjos
3) Cowboy in open stadium in front of 80,000
> the Cowboy fight is bigger if Conor already has the lightweight belt and they have a common opponent in Dos Anjos
4) Anthony Pettis
5) Dillashaw at feddahwait
6) Max Holloway
7) Tony Ferguson
8) Barboza retires Conor with a spinning wheel kick
Why hasn't Jon Jones lost?
>>64294737
Matt Hamill beat him.
>>64294717
Did Nick or Nate say that? I can never remember
>>64294727
oh shit I forgot RDA vs Cowboy 2 so yeah the winner of that comes first
>>64294737
Matt Hamill fucked him up tbqhwyf
>>64294526
I can never tell whether the Diaz's are just high as shit or punch drunk
>>64294751
nick
>>64294751
Nick Diaz after he beat BJ Penn, IIRC
Is Chad Mendes a cuck?
>>64294743
>>64294526
>bants between Diaz and McGregor would be unreal
Conor would talk circles around him and Diaz would get so fucking pissed he'd do something stupid like fight at a presser or no-show
>>64294775
Who do you think won?
>>64294794
Jones. It's embarrassing they don't promote him as undefeated.
>>64294784
>Mystic Mac yapping like a little terrier about how ee sees dese tings
>Nate jumps up while mumbling something about "muh Stockton muthafucka"
>Pimp slaps McGoober making feel fall over
Wud b laff
>Rogan apologized for possibly "offending" anyone with his opinion that Aldo looked smaller than usual
It's ogre. We've lost another one, /po/
>>64294812
But he lost the fight...
>>64294818
>we
>>64294818
Rogan's always done this
He just got done apologising to Cyborg prior
>>64294818
>/po/
Why do bjj with gi? No gi is better for mma
>>64294825
He sure did ya fucking autist.
>>64294462
>My sister is my dealer
>She just dealt a stinker, haha
Why hasn't a fighter heemed Dana yet?
>>64294853
why are you resorting to name calling? This is a bully free zone. I'm sorry you're a big fan of Former light heavyweight champion job Jones, but he lost the fight. It was a valid disqualification. You don't get to break the rules just because they're inconvenient.
>>64294871
we got it literal jim
hey pussy you still there?
http://www.irishmirror.ie/sport/ufc/croke-park-residents-look-set-7018593
>Croke Park residents look set to oppose UFC star Conor McGregor fighting at stadium
>Pat Gates told the Irish Mirror: “I don’t think it would be something that we would be very keen to see coming to Croke Park.
>the city of eire
>>64294882
i prefer Factual Frank.
>>64294887
I'm here, sir, haha.
>thinking Nate Diaz stands a chance against Michael Johnson
good goys, he's +400 bet all your money on him
>>64294526
meme's aside, him and nick are autistic as fuck
>>64294912
Already put a cheeky $10,000 down
>try rockholds question mark kick in sparring
>first kick cuts his eyebrow open and he needs stitches
>>64294526
>Ariel rapping
lel
>>64294887
hey dad am i still your boy?
>>64294935
What's that kick?
I'm new to heem
>>64294890
What
I thought Ireland loved him and loved fighting
>>64294954
I don't get why such a big deal is made out of this but it makes me chuckle. I thought it was just /heem/ but someone even asked Jones about it on Twitter so it must be elsewhere too
>>64294961
there's still a generation of old cunts who strongly oppose any combat sport that isn't 'THE SWEET SCIENCE M'LADYYY'
>>64294956
Imagine the shape of a question mark ?, starting at the dot with your foot to pass the blocking hands and kick from the right
>>64294956
hey "new to heem" lol jk jk you'll do just fine around here kid. Just keep your chin down and always wear a cup. Also, I run things around here so show some respect.
https://youtu.be/HfKHqhr9VPE
>>64294935
Okay mohamed
>>64294977
THE REIGNING...DEFENDING...UNDISPUTED ... STILL HIS DAD'S BOY CHAMPION OF THE WORRRRRRRRRRRRLD
>>64295004
Habibi, dont be like that.
>>64295001
>cockold
>Overeem is 233lbs
>>64295001
http://youtu.be/UTodSlpnnpg
@1:58
>>64295006
someone should tweet this to wideman
>>64294503
well i know for a fact that conor was getting ped's from isi, whether he's still on them since he singed with ufc I dont know, he's slimmed down a bit he used to walk around just south of 80kg
>>64295028
Why is that strange to you? Shrinking 30-40 pounds when exposed to competent testing is normal.
>>64295028
Sauce?
>>64294890
>>64294961
>croke park meme
they've already stated that they'd have to hold it at 3am in the morning to get enough US ppv buys to break even
>>64295065
>it's a Sweden is hostile thread
>>64295031
>Wearing Addidas
illegal
>>64295086
>asking questions is being hostile now
>>64295075
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-zpvTH1VvM
>>64295092
He's a scumbag through and through.
>>64294935
>question mark kick
I'll crucify you you dirty muslim, it's a Brazil kick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cNUkGhV2q4
do you think brock lesnar was/is on roids?
Just got paid lads, should I walk and buy a bottle of vodka and get some KFC on the way or use the KFC money for cab fare and get a case of beer?
>>64295114
>NFL Player
>WWE Wrestler
yes
Herb Dean has called a stop to this fight at 3 minutes of the 4th round. Winner, by TKO, and STILL MY DAD'S BOY CHAMPION OF THE WORLD
CHRIS, THE ALL AMERICAN, WIDE MAN
>>64294818
>>64295118
walk, vodka, and KFC lad. Enjoy
>>64295124
You can't roid in the NFL. They test and suspend for roids.
>>64295141
>You can't roid in the NFL
>>64295126
why does this make me laugh
>>64295118
definitely get the KFC lad
>>64295145
>Who is LaRon Landry?
>>64294818
>/po/
What a retard
>>64295141
My favorite example is how Clay Matthews own dad wouldn't even start him in high school cuz he was too much of a twink.
Doesn't get any good offers for college, walks on to USC ... mysteriously puts on like 80lbs, goes on to be NFL star
>>64294743
True. Fucked up Jon's elbows with his face and couldn't hear the ref telling him to stop
>>64294860
Here's a pic from when they were first manufactured
>>64295177
What are you talking about m8, the Papercraft & Origami board is devastated with this news
>>64295092
Reebok is owned by Adidas. Wonder how much cooler would the fight kits be made by Adidas, not their obscure stepchild company. They could get the whole UFC for that James Harden money
Anyone else know that feel when you were about the join the team and start doubting the Chris, but you didn't?
>>64294743
Agreed. Look at Jon screaming in pain as The Hammer rekt his elbows with headbutts.
>>64295211
I'm surprised Rockhold wasn't allowed to rep Adidas in the cage
also both of Adidas' fighters are champs that's pretty based
>>64295141
>
>just measured reach
>76 inches
what is yours?
>>64294600
AIDSMOBY
I
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>>64295215
Chris got a little too big for his own britches.
Hard to blame him after beating the GOAT twice and running through Vitor and Machida.
But c'mon bruh, you're gonna try a cheeky wheelkick against Luke? That's hubris bro, and it's way outside your skillset.
>>64295118
Are you gonna get buttery bread?
I would heem the shit out of this manlet if he told me what to do
>>64294935
I totally believe you Salim
>>64295264
nah he just got his bitch ass kicked by a good fighter
"the all american"
"my destiny"
"jesus' plan"
fucking moron
>>64295270
Do his shorts say Meebok?
>>64295279
looks like it
>>64295215
You wouldn't have been a good teammate anyway.
>>64295274
good
>>64295279
Memebok, the second m is silent (and invisible)
>>64295278
If Chris had reassurance that he was still his dad's boy BEFORE the fight he would've fucking wrecked Luke
>>64295301
There's a joke about the second M and mewvement somewhere there
Chris did not lose with the meme kick. Rockhold was not only stuffing all his takedowns, but Serra told Weidman to abandon the takedown after Rockhold had locked in a deep guillotine.
Eliminating threat of takedown make Rockhold stand around and wait for a meme that he could take advantage of
>>64295329
But he took him down pretty easily in the third before the memekick
>>64295278
>Mfw atheists get triggered worse than tumblrinas by people who aren't as edgy as them
>>64295140
>>64295158
/heem/ wills it
If I decide to heem every here 100 times, I'll heem every here 100 times
>>64295349
You would have to leave your house first m8
>>64295329
While you're not wrong, Rockhold was also visibly gassing by the point the meme kick came. I think a lot of people have question marks about the hypothetical 4th and 5th rounds if Weidman hadn't gotten destroyed in the late 3rd and kept hitting Rockhold with kicks of his own.
We'll never know what might've happened, of course, but it does make me curious about an eventual rematch (not right away of course, Yoel needs his shot).
>>64295222
This fight really displayed Hamill's above average fight iq. He knew that Jones had a physical advantage everywhere besides skull thickness and trapped him into a position where he had to elbow his unbelievably tough skull. First time in UFC a fighter had submitted by fractured elbows and really cemented hamill as one of the greatest of all time.
>>64295365
don't trust your mum enough to leave my fridge unoccupied so I'd need her to leave first
>>64295349
Y..you think I'm just gonna sit there and let you heem m..me?
I mean really
>>64295028
it sounded like "245...243" in the Ariel interview
https://youtu.be/e-zpvTH1VvM?t=1m16s
>>64295247
66 inches if i measured correctly
>>64295366
Rockhold was very gassed because he spent 30 or 40 seconds trying to end the fight with the ground and pound desu
>>64295385
looOoool
>>64295381
no it sounded like 233 because that's what he said
>>64295247
81"
>>64295397
No, it was 243
This guy >>64295381 is correct
how would you defend this?
>>64295367
He actually trained his skull a lot for that fight, he just knew the natural advantage would be unresistable for Jon "Elbows Broke, Noseful of Coke" Jones. Hamill's strategy and preparedness really stood out to the experts. Not that casuals understand that, of course - they just saw the ref stop it due to illegal strikes. Smdh.
>>64295366
Yeah there are a lot of mitigating circumstances. Fight could've gone so many different ways.
What if ...
Luke isn't auto-gassed from staph
Weedman doesn't throw the meme kick
Weidman was losing but seemed to be turning it back in his favor before the kick. His kicks were far less technical but landing to good effect. Hard to say how much is Luke's condition vs actual damage though.
>>64295397
we'll see tomorrow won't we
nate diaz: the cathal pendred of the lightweight division
>>64295405
brown paper bag over the head for a start
>>64295366
they were both equally gassed m8 and it was all down to both of them fucking up each others bodies
but none of this is relevant considering how fucked Rockhold was going into the fight. 100% Rockhold and Weidman doesn't have a chance
>>64295329
I agree. Thought rockhold had the upper hand in the fight after nullifying the Chris's takedowns and trading body kicks on the feet. The meme kick was the beginning of the end but Luke was winning the fight everywhere it went. I saw the meme kick as the last act of a desperate man as opposed to this huge mistake that cost him the fight
>>64295375
You think I'm just gonna sit there and not let people know you're still my boy?
Where does she go from here? This is a UFC FIGHTER.
>>64295405
holy shit Pfister looks different
le come in with wild looping punches man
>>64295425
This is of course assuming Weidman was at 100% (which he wasn't)
>>64295395
Is that bad?
>>64295446
>le ebin percentagem meme
Are we back in the shogun x machida days?
>>64295450
It's bad if your trying to get something from the top shelf.
>>64295427
loving every laugh
>>64295446
but Weidman can never be 100% due to irreprable damage. So 100% Weidman now is actually ~75% full health Weidman which we'll never see again
so yet another irrelevant point
>>64295460
I use chairs for that.
>>64295426
>Luke was winning the fight
Weidman was winning rounds. It could be argued that Rory, actually it's not arguable, if Rory held on against Lawler he'd have been champ.
Weidman was taking more damage but winning rounds just like Rory was. It'd have been interesting to see what'd have happened if it went on longer. Anyone who's writing out Weidman in the rematch is a memeing trolling retard.
>>64295446
Weidman didn't want to admit it and get accused of making excuses, but he was actually suffering from severe anxiety about whether he was still his dad's boy.
>>64295468
Stop forcing this shitty meme.
>>64295479
Found the dad-less boy
>>64295466
>the delusional city of northern mexico
>>64295468
I'd read that book desu
>>64295466
apart from the last sentence this is all correct, although he actually only won one round
>>64295488
Are you going to point out what exactly I said that was delusional or are you going to keep manufacturing more roids in your favela?
https://twitter.com/marc_raimondi
mmafighting's own Manlet Raymundee is tweeting about the weight cut summit, some good insights if you're interested.
>>64295466
Weidman won 1 round on 1 judges score card.
>>64295429
bang town
>>64295517
you have the scorecard pham? I'd like to see it
>DID YOU GET THAT INJURY COOKING?
1:45
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mmcz-1J9t7E
>when I step into that octagon, there's no one more focused, determined and sure of what they're capable of
>>64295513
>Weidman was taking more damage but winning rounds
This triggered my autism
>>64295527
Pretty sure he is just making shit up.
>>64294646
frankie then moves up to fight hopefully cowboy then khabib
>>64295527
>>64295466
>>64295559
Literally how is that in any way inaccurate? He was throwing kicks but they weren't as fast or damaging as Rockhold's. There are people who have taken a lot of damage and still won fights.
Stop being a fucking retard Santos.
I'm more excited for RDA/Cowboy than I am for Star Wars desu
>>64295517
I know rasslin is worth a lot on american MMA but the sole takedown point value Has been systematically decreased over time.
>>64295574
I stand corrected. Interesting. I thought Weidman won the first, though I guess Rockhold did end the round on top which may have influenced it.
biggest hands p4p?
>>64294475
what a handsome fella
>>64295574
>>64295600
proper orientation
>>64295601
>the look on his face
You just KNOW.
>>64295601
NO ONE CAN TAKE THA LEF HAND SHO
>>64294923
they're both just about as autistic as cuckhold or mcgoobs desu
>>64295579
I'm not in the mood nor have the energy to educate you on the matter. You reek of new, Gonzales.
>>64295539
Watched the little part, she didn't really seem to fit in with them lel
>>64295602
yeah
i bet he'd still be his dad's boy even after suffering a devastating loss in front of millions of people
>>64295601
1 2 cutie pie
>>64295617
I bet she took it.
...
meaning fisting
>>64295631
oh look, the closest khabib will ever get again to a belt ... or an octagon
>>64295629
And you reek like a favela monkey. I literally gave you an example in the Macdonald and Lawler fight. But keep being an idiot. I ain't gonna stop you.
>>64295574
He's still my boy
>>64295632
They're Californians no one likes them
Is predictioncuck still taking picks?
>yfw Fedor's opponent is Rampage
>>64295632
>she didn't really seem to fit in with them
I saw that same group of people interview Holly and they blatantly say, "We don't really follow MMA we just knew about Ronda and were so shocked you won."
>>64295663
Rampage would never fight Fedor. He likes him too much.
>>64295247
196 cm ~ 77 inches
>>64295637
Can she beat that Iraqi wrestler?
>>64295366
I agree. Weidman could have won if he hadn't thrown the memekick.
>>64295663
One can only hope. I really hope it's not going to be Random Japanese Can #2155
How is /GF2015/ coming along lads?
>>64295681
and how tall are you?
>>64295699
Pretty good, she just gave me a cheeky wank before heading back to her home.
>>64295699
>that poverty tree
>>64295574
>rockhold winning first round on 2 cards
fix is in, clearly dana didn't want the chris to win
sick of this bias
>>64295701
180-181cm
>>64295707
did mcgregor win again?
>>64294462
Why would anyone purchase a PPV knowing how easy it is get it on an HD stream?
>all these Jon Jones-tier reaches
yeah i'm sure you guys aren't inflating at all
>>64295718
You're 5'9" with a 6'4" reach?
>>64295113
>Irish fight "fans"
That kick is as old as your famine crisis.
>>64295699
not nearly as well as yours
any good books on mewvment? don't link me to idos site either
>>64295714
>>64295734
>>64295734
i'm 5'11" with a 77 inch reach
>>64295731
Not everyone is a loner like you.
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1449945816819.webm
>>64295731
Because you don't know what HD actually is.
>>64295762
>tfw
>>64295767
AceStream
>>64295656
Oh shit Mindmaze
>>64295731
PPV is cheap, it's not expensive. Nobody sits at home alone and watches the fights
>>64295750
findminecraft.com/movement
>>64295734
Apparently. I just measured fingertip to fingertip.
I'm an ethnic northern portuguese, we are naturally bulky with wide shoulders, plus my hands are big.
>>64295755
:DDDDDDD
>>64295270
Yeah, let us all know how that goes.
>6'5 79 inch reach
>>64295796
t. Albertinho Barbosa
You autistic idiots actually measure your reach?
ahahaha i have no words for this shit, you know your fat greasy hands will never fight anyone right
>posters going around saying conor is gay
>posters going around saying conor is a coke addict
fuck you, you jealous pigs. fucking aldo fans, fucking cunts, you don't slander people you don't know, its hurtful. so stop posting that made up image by a jealous irish potato faggot and leave conor to fight.
>>>64295637
Y-yeah w-well you're short. 6'4 master race reporting in. I-i-i can reach things that are high up without using tools, please like me.
>>64295831
strong projection
>>64295796
>I'm an ethnic northern portuguese
*smacks lips profusely*
>>64295836
ain't nuthin wrong wit a lil coke
>>64295794
>60$
Wont break my bank but I still won't buy it. And why would you assume I'm watching fights alone just because I stream them?
Listen to me, lads. It doesn't matter how long your goofy, skinny little arms are. All it would take is one punch from me to put all of you to sleep.
>>64295831
You're lucky I don't reach over to your third world country and heem the living bean taco out of your mouth, compadre
