Melbourne Green vs Sadelaide tomorrow
6ers getting PTFO
on my way to soundwave lads
Walkcunt on life support
just bought a second hand ticket to soundwave
going to book flights now
Is Michael Hussey related to David Warner?
based fatshit
based kallis
my dream team is back in the game lads
>pyjama cricket
>Abbott gets out
>"The Sixers are on life support!"
>Phil Hughes was on life support
>Abbott killed Hughes
Is it Soundwave or Soundweave?
>>64287306
poetry
Just got an email from Soundwave lads
Thank you based cancer
>it's at the wheels fall off point of the match
time to turn over
>there a people ITT that didn't pick watson in their fantasy team
>>64287308
shockwave
>>64287021
as always: Loving Every Laugh
F A T S H I T
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Can I join the /cric/ Fantasy BBL league?
If GOATson IS NOT your fantasy captain you are SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETHING fucking casual
>TFW 28 degrees and no fan
Might have to go buy one desu
Sup lads first time watching big based league. Are the sixers just dogshit or what?
>>64287338
>needing a fan for anything under 40 degrees
soft cock
FUCK
U
C
K
>>64287329
MEME STEALING CUNT FUCK OFF
>>64286079
Reality Check uses the law of averages to make tips; he assumes by making countless tips, that at least once or maybe twice he might be right. He applies the same law to his posting, by posting so insistently, he will by the law of averages, make a good post once in a while.
Who /Scorchers/ here
BBL league code pls
>>64287353
I made it better you fuck knuckle
>>64287357
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laws_of_Meme_Bash
>>64287348
Have you tried sleeping when it's hot?
>>64287369
Anything below 40 is not hot, you pussy. Welcome to Australia, you underage faggot.
>>64287366
>he's American so he knows nothing about cricket
Getting a bit SICK of this meme, I will have you know that I attended Warney's T20 match at Dodger's Stadium
>the desolate shithole newcancer infested island that is au/sp/ and all it's dead little communities
>can't even get a decent thread BBL thread going
>can't even get NRL or AFL threads past bump limit
>cricket threads have more American and British posters in them
>>64287375
>P-PLEASE NOTICE HOW BIG AND MUSCULAR OUR TEMPERATURES ARE MR AMERICAN
>>64287378
So you're Indian then?
>>64287375
>le big strong aussie meme
Do you feel like a big guy posturing on 4chan?
>>64287365
>black backing
>no transparency
>OBVIOUS COPY
>""""""""""better""""""""""
you are nobody
>>64287273
That's pretty surprising. The people in Perth were pretty much normal. There weren't even that many people dressed up.
>>64287386
No my dad is from Britain and forced me to go
>>64287385
What is with this shit man it's annoying, I am not big or strong
why do green sydney have so many fucking allrounders, fuck
>>64287399
looks comfy
>>64287401
green melbourne is worse Tbh
FUCK OFF BOTHA, YOU HAD NO PLACE WITH THE GLORIOUS WEST END DRAUGHT, THIRSTY CAMEL STRIKERS. FUCK OFF CHRISTIAN CUNT.
>reality check too embarrassed to make another post
>one of these games every night for the forseeable future
i dont know how to feel about this tb.h
>"If I become a feminist girls will like me r-right?"
Green sydney look really good on paper Tbh. Good team balance, top endgame bowling, maybe only half a batsman short.
>>64287418
>memeswell
>fuckner
>stoinis
>wright
>hastings
Even David Hussey can bowl shitty offbreaks. Literally the only ones who can't bowl are the keeper and Pietersen
kek
>>64287437
>8 am
>second viewing
>>64287455
bitterson can bowl though
>>64287437
Could he be any more wrong?
>you now remember when he tipped the Thunder to lose two years ago, at the end of their record breaking losing streak, only for them to win
You can't make this shit up
>>64287454
>maybe only half a batsman short
it'd look better if they dropped Hartley for Doran (better batsman) and Green (his bowling is useless) for Patterson
>>64287427
Wow I was way off the mark hey. Didn't expect sixers to get fucked over by all these "literally" whos.
>>64287454
green melbourne has always looked good on paper like >>64287455 is saying
they somehow just never can go the whole way
>you have lived long enough to see Douglas Bollinger hit a 6
kek
KEK
K E K
>>64287455
>Pieterson
>can't bowl
>>64287468
Accidental (You), do not claim
>>64287437
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH
>>64287480
>they somehow just never can go the whole way
it actually makes sense
they lose Fuckner & Memeswell in the second half of every season so they always start strong, get up the ladder and then simmer out
Perth will be fucked for the same reason this season, Sydney Thunder aswell after they lose Watson and possibly Sandhu (Starc ded, Cummins ded, so he might play ODIs)
I'm tipping Hobart for a cheeky title win because they wont lose anyone to the national team
>wetern sydney """"people"""""
oh wew
>>64287480
>always
no, mckay and watson are good signings, whereas smith and starc probably won't play again for the sixers
good lord
>>64287503
woops, thought you were talking about green shitney
>You now remember Clint McKay played test cricket
>>64287503
read the post lad im talking about melbourne not sydney
>>64287516
good odi player Tbh
>>64287516
stop posting this
>>64287475
Khmer please
>>64287503
not just those two
Russell, Fawad & Rohrer
they look really good
>>64287521
What happened to him? He was really good and then suddenly disappeared.
Hussey rocking the JUST
>>64287523
Thank you Travis
saved by the bowling
>>64287532
selectors started to get boners over the 19yr olds
seeing as this shitty game has finished up anyone feel like some karaoke?
>>64287557
I'm currently too busy making an image mocking your ""prediction""
>>64287523
>there are "people" ITT who aren't over 200 points already
415
Mel wit da swee' talk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=alc8rWTt_ZA
>>64287541
there is still time to sort out that shit mess of a team m8. get rid of the rebels players and rashid and get some brisbane players
he is literally the face of everything that is wrong with West Indies cricket
>outrageously talented
>can bowl 145kph and hit it as well as anyone
>doesnt give a shit about playing for the Windies
>literally cares more about paying for random t20 teams
>doesnt give a fuck about long-form cricket
>could probably be GOAT at it if he tried but would rather just wallop and meme
>he is LITERALLY talking about "representing" the Caribbean in the BBL RIGHT NOW as his international team is getting PTFO'd
>>64287568
415 was my captcha btw
>>64287588
Maybe he just wants to have fun m8
Is Darren Lehmann related to his son Jake Lehmann?
>>64287588
I thought the issue was that bowlers go to the NBA and batters get swole and go to the NFL
>>64287598
every time i see his moustache i kek
>>64287598
>his son
>>64287608
>>64287598
>>64287598
Looks like a pedophile desu
>>64287598
He seems to get along well with kids, doesn't he? Is it the ticklish moustache?
>>64287615
FRESH
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H
>>64287598
that you s-son?
>khajawa's interview
>to be honest
>to be honest
>to be honest
>to be honest
is khawaja one of us Tbh?
>>64287647
Literally execute him 2bh
>>64287629
You're cool
>>64287647
çuckrner calling Lyon goat too.
>>64287647
Surely at least one of the youngsters in BBL knows about 4chan.
>>64287660
>thinking goat belongs to muh secret club
knit your sister
sorry I got some female company and don't want to reveal my true self while she's here so won't upload the song for a while.
who /milk/ here †bh?
>>64287667
kek
KEK
K E K
>>64287660
thats a different joke lad
>>64287647
>he's the paki weeb
>>64287684
kek
>>64287664
pls /sp/ is so normie.
Apparently RC is using people to avoid the cuckening of his daughter which exists in his head which exists in Bacchus Marsh so he's busy.
Here's a good song to listen to: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZoxdPGu_4E
>Worst Waugh is so shit compared to his brother that he has to do commentary for meme20 and shill Green Sydney just to stay relevant
lads
>>64287701
Aside from sbeing in the odd commercial, what does steve do these days anyway?
>>64287704
gonna need a preop to compare
>>64287704
>white people
what's a good movie to watch lads
>>64287715
steve waugh's son was playing cricket against my school team like 2 years ago
>>64287715
He doesn't need to do anything the absolute legend
>>64287721
Shawshank Redemption
>>64287728
literally why would you ruin your body when you started like this?
Found Reality Kuck
>>64287716
>>64287741
you ded
>>64287701
Daily reminder that Mark Waugh is the patrician's choice.
The ONLY people who prefer Steve as a player are the Fox Sports Facebook page posting summer of cricket casuals (such as yourself) who didn't actually watch either of them play and base your entire opinion on stats.
Mark Waugh was one of the best slips fielders of all time and one of the most elegant looking batsmen of all time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jm-J67eQRlQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jm-J67eQRlQ
looks like lawford is going straight into the meme team desu
>be 120kgs
>bowls 2 overs of medium pace that noone could hit
>unironically claims a wicket
>literally doesn't give a shit that he did
>bats at 8
>comes out and swings like a madman
>gets clean bowled by fatson
>>64287763
Second link should be
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuwKVnLDfPk
And yes I realize it's robelinda with his garbage titles, but he's literally the only non-Indian who uploads cricket to YouTube.
lads my gf wants to stay the night at her kenyan tutoring students place, which means i have to take care of her son
what do
>>64287763
He's shit
>>64287763
>>64287770
>elegant
just another way to say he constantly got out in ordinary ways Tbh
>>64287773
Spoken like an absolute casual.
>>64287777
quads confirm
>>64287763
>LE EVERYBODY THAT DISAGREES WITH MY COMPLETELY SUBJECTIVE OPINIONS ARE CASUALS XDXD
Seriously getting fucking sick of this meme.
do you think sean abbott feels remorse?
>>64287722
KEK
E
KEK
@64287781 (You)
Thanks for the (You) lad
Im going to sleep now
>>64287696
I've never lived in the Marsh but I did have a property in Bendigo.
>>64287789
I dislike the meme too, but in this case it's correct.
Steve Waugh was ugly and boring as both a batsman and a captain.
The only reason you are claiming to like Steve more, is because the only exposure you've had to Mark Waugh is his pathetic attempts to stay relevant, and your exposure to Steve has consisted of Fox Sports tidbits referring to him as >LE GREETEST CAPTAIN XDXD.
>>64287810
>The only reason you are claiming to like Steve more
I literally don't give a shit about this "debate"
>I dislike the meme too
You LITERALLY pioneered and constantly use this meme. Kill YOURself, Obesitycunt.
>>64287704
>she fell for the "guys like fake tits" meme
>>64287822
>I hate a meme
>proceeds to fill his post with memes
>Flintoff and Fleming commentating on the same game
holy wew
one of them i will only be able to understand every third word and the other will just be spouting memes
>muh avenue of apprehension
If you don't take getting out into the equation, mark was the better waugh
>tfw followed reality check's tip
arguing Mark Waugh was better than Steve Waugh is like trying to argue Shaun Marsh is better than Alastair Cook
you'd have to be a fucking imbecile to do it
>>64287829
I said I hate that meme in particular.
I did NOT say I hate memes in general.
>>64287843
>not hating memes
get a load of this guy
>>64287721
Cavalry
>Sydney
>>64287760
GLIB FACSIMILE
>>64287855
conshit detected
>>64287767
Your favourite Cricketing body?
Mine is Trent Lawford
Trent's current physique is very impressive. He has a naturally generous frame and his double chin complements this. Great defined jowls and generous Adonis belt that could make any girl blush. An aspect I love of his body is his swaggering gait and his no-nonsense two day stubble growth. It really compliments his 'young upstart' phase. I often find myself watching his matches just to stare at his sexy body. His stoic ability to swing wildly really showcases his pristine body. A complete joy to watch his laboured breathing and lowering run-rate.Sometimes I replay one of his many 150+ strikerate spells numerous times. His lowered eyes and sweaty, loose lower lip never ceases to excite me. Trent will forever be my 'boy toy'.
>>64287864
did you mean calvary?
kek just noticed the janny went all out on the old thread that is being autosaged
the thread is now missing 30 posts it had before
>>64287956
he probably just nuked one guy's posts
statscunt on suicide watch
>>64287879
>>64288181
god damn they look like fucking wogs
r8 my soon to be gf, lads
>>64288235
she's a munter lad
>>64288228
he's correct on everything but the last point, Mmarsh will be much better than Watson
>>64288235
punching above your weight lad
http://www.espncricinfo.com/magazine/content/story/952847.html
good read lads, based Mark is at it again
>You dont deserve to win
>Why do terrible players like you get so lucky
Why do people get so butthurt over losing?
>>64288409
I'd be upset if I lost to a weeb from pakistan on a third world internet connection tbqh lad
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Ev33SXSpTo
Here is my karaoke submission, sorry for the late upload needed to bang this girl and her being very religious would probably be a little confronted by it.
>>64288599
your narrative is falling apart
>>64288599
your narrative is falling apart
>>64288620
where's your vocaroo mate
>>64288639
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Gn31lvcUEK
>>64288661
fuck that's really good, you have a great voice.
>>64288235
Too late brah
how is everyone coping with mourinho sacked
>>64288687
You are unable to parse where reality is. Perhaps if you went on one of your trademark underground races, that would clear your head?
>>64289549
fuck I remember that night it was so good. I'm tempted to sneak back over to Jakarta and do it again. The guy who beat me was really cool too, he whipped me by a fair straight as he just knew the roads too well I guess, but he was just so fucking cool for an Indonesian bloke. Didn't give a fuck about potentially banging these white women when we went out one night, just wanted to talk with me and his friends about bikes and racing. I respect people with passions like that, as unfortunately my only real passion is making love to any good looking woman I see which isn't really healthy. I know you are trying to have a dig at me but you brought up some great memories, thanks.
>>64290326
Was this before or after you started your degree in Melbourne?
>>64290326
How's that novel coming along?
What BBL team should I root for? I root for the Knight Riders in IPL and the Zouks in CPL. Whats an australian city with the least number of liberals?
>>64290936
The greatest batsman of all time plays in the CPL and its objectively the second best league after the IPL.
>>64290712
I've never undertaken tertiary education. I considered doing it a couple of years ago at Melbourne Uni to become a doctor, but I ended up getting a promotion at work and chose money and a fun lifestyle over hanging out with idiot adolescents,
>>64290959
How did you land that job?
>>64290953
Well, I don't rate any West Tendies player unless they have a Dancehall career to back it up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsUtX0pG8tQ
but go for /strikers/ we'll do well until we're forced to perform under pressure. Plus we have Jake Mememan.
>>64290959
Where's your sister interred?
>>64291022
I already worked in the advertising industry earlier only to get my idea stolen (the Rhonda AAMI commercials) and eventually fired because I was too sexist apparently. But I had other connections who linked me to a better company while I was working as a freelance sound technician. One of my superiors really wanted to fuck me and she liked me so much she put in a good word to take a new position as an executive. I've blown the company off though so even if I return to Australia and pay my debts (which are complete bullshit), the likelihood of me returning to such a cushy job are very minimal.
>>64291050
what is the culture of Adelaide like? What about Brisbane? I want to have at least a sliver of a connection to the team I root for.
>>64291071
I don't want to talk about that. Although I've numbed myself to the emotions I experienced as a kid, I don't want to talk about the details as I've spent a lot of years erasing memories to the point where if someone mentions my sister I just register it in my brain as a semantic, rather than bring up memories associated with her. I think it shaped the way I deal with emotions quite a fair bit.
>>64291147
But you've stated she died "around the same time" your parents both died. After your AFL career was cut short, now you say these memories of her are from your childhood? The chronological order of your life is lacking credulity. To say the very least.
>>64291432
I consider teenagers as kids. You might not as you probably are one yourself.
Morning lads
statscunt on suicide watch
>tfw didn't make the stickied Mourinho thread
>>64290918
>Whats an australian city with the least number of liberals
In terms of the city itself, probably P*rth
in terms of the entire state, Queensland
>191 posts
>37 posters
Thought BBL was supposed to save /cric/
Dead sport
Dead poommunity
>>64294863
statscunt on suicide watch
statscunt on suicide watch
Does anyone know if JB HiFi has a 7 day return policy like EB?
>>64296496
JB is better in every way to EB, including returns
why are we being autosaged?
Joshy on king of au/sp/ watch
last for Joshy
