The Big Meme League is back boys
The memes are back boys
Can you feel it?
Don't forget to join the /cric/ fantasy group while you still can:
http://fantasy.bigbash.com.au/?p=register&group_code=284177
1st for MEMES
based, finally some real cricket
LET'S GO HOBART
>>64284093
>Pissmania has a Based Bash team
>PP never will
kek
KEK
K E K
how many of you bogan fucks are gooks?
my guess is 2/3s of this """community"""
lads I have a noticable lump under the skin of my dick
I'm genuinely afraid I have caner
im unironically keen for the big bash
what's wrong with me
>>64284161
CANCER?
>leave the S*xers to me
>Chip on your shoulder?
>Melbourne’s working class Renegades have one, too. First off, there’s Cam White, who was tossed aside from his captaincy of the Stars when there was a sniff that Clarke would be available.
>Add to that Matthew Wade, who has been relegated to keeper-in-waiting (at least in the Test scene), and who has rapidly overcome an injury that was thought to have kept him out of action for much of the summer.
>Add to that West Indian duo Chris Gayle and Dwayne Bravo, who will doubtlessly cop flack for choosing the BBL over international duty (despite having some very sound and appropriate reasons).
>In fact, there are half a dozen other players who have something more than the thrill of victory to play for. Guess they’re drawn to the vibrant red for a reason.
so then, I take it all the Poo Peelanders will be supporting red melbourne?
http://www.theroar.com.au/2015/12/14/a-handy-guide-to-choosing-your-big-bash-league-team/
>>64284314
>sound and appropriate reasons
nice meme weather you got there, /melbourne/
just got back from the shoe store lads
got a new pair of shoes
feeling fly lads
rate my team pals
>>64284692
You know there's a paki on your team lad
>>64284465
hazlegood isnt playing m8
all the test quicks are rested
>>64284751
Hope he is worth $53,500.
who /strikers/ here?
hopefully Jake Mememan can do something beyond growing a kiddie tickler.
>>64284692
dont think McDonald is playing either
atleast he isnt in the squad
http://www.sydneythunder.com.au/news/thunder-name-13-man-squad-for-bbl05-opener/2015-12-16
>>64284808
>McDonald actually played tests for Australia
Things were pretty dire back then lads
>>64284842
>you now remember Cameron White
>you now remember Michael Beer
>you now remember Steven Smith v1
>you now remember Beau Casson
>you now remember Bryce McGain
>you now remember Jason Krejza
>you now remember Trent Copeland
>you now remember Alex Doolan
>you now remember Bob Quiney
>you now remember Xavier Doherty
Hilbitch should literally be charged with high treason and burned at the steak. He is LITERALLY the worst """selector""" of all time.
>Hamilton pitch 1(one) day out
kek
KEK
>>64284882
>can you bowl leg spin? you're now the new Warne
>>64284927
>all that green
poopeelians jelly because they live in a literal desert
>Paul Green won't be coaching the Queensland side. Cowboys only
>>64284933
It's quite extraordinary that in a space of 3(three) years >we went from Warne, MacGill and GB HogGOAT to that rubbish
>you now realise that Hogg is STILL Australia's best meme20 spinner
>>64284780
Hope is worth 55,200 son.
>>64284959
I don't understand why there aren't more chinaman bowlers in the world. Hoggy is fukin top notch.
is the chink from Hong Kong playing?
alright lads, now that its just about the end of 2015, can we all agree that the Australian tour of the Caribbean was the comfiest series of the year?
>comfy af timezone
>the bird (pic very related)
>0(zero) Channel 9 Summer of Cricket™ bogans
>the witcher 3 thread
>0(zero) poo peelanders
>the meme Caribbean posters. Special mention to the guy from Dominica what the bird was.
>Australia actually winning away from home
>the cricket was somewhat competitive
>>64285022
>tfw no more comfy gwent discussion
>Rambo will never play in the Based Bash
>>64284882
poo
poo
misguided
could have been the GOAT spinning allrounder but forgot how to bowl and heart problems
literal poo
overrated as fuck when he took 8 for 200 odd in india
to slow
kek'd at the casuals on /sp/ that shilled the fuck out of this shitcunt
meh
too negative of a bowler
>>64285070
>implying XD isn't the absolute worst of the lot
Incestmanian detected
>>64285067
Apparently he's missing the T20 cup because of an injury, although it's hard to decipher what the fuck is going on at the Afghanistan Cricket Facebook page
>>64285022
World cup was objectively the best time of the year.
>>64285097
>>64285088
I hate DART IT IN AT THE PADS LMAO off spinners as much as the next guy, but you have to admit he was(is?) a decent 1 day bowler. He should never have been let near a red ball though.
>>64285088
no, beer and especially mcgain were worse. XD just pushes the ball up and offers nothing in an attempt to build pressure. Mcgain bowls a lot of shit deliveries and beer was a surname meme that somehow got picked
>>64285097
I genuinely want cricket to become the national sport of Afghanistan for the memes
There aren't that many cricket countries so they'd consistently get into world cups and might even meme the odd win over England
>>64285118
>but you have to admit he was(is?) a decent 1 day bowler.
I absolutely do not, as a left arm orthodox bpowler he was/is LITERALLY worst than Kikeal Cuck
It triggers me to this day that he has a world cup winners medal. he played one game and bowled 6 overs. His contribution was nearly letting Sri Lanka back into the game from an unassailable position, dropping a catch, and bowling so much rubbish that fucking Watson and Maxwell of all people had to cover his overs.
The fact he was even in consideration for the squad was just retarded. The only spinner even considered should have been Lyon. People forget this but Lyon is an excellent white-ball bowler. He literally 'made-it' in cricket through the Big Bash and was one of the best bowlers in the comp.
If they wanted to meme it up with a non offspinner then the only other option was to unironically pull Hogg out of retirement.
>>64285155
>unironically pull Hogg out of retirement.
He'd have to retire first for that to happen.
>>64285121
all the charm of their cricket board would die and it would become another soulless nation
>>64285176
he did retire you seething casual
>>64285155
>le fug le xd
They clearly picked XD to compliment maxwell if the needed a dedicated spinner in match,and as a left arm orthodox, someone to spin it the opposite direction.
As for why they didn't pick lyon, i'm not sure. I personally think it was more to do with keeping him and his action for test matches. It took him 3 years in the test team before he started to bowl with extra flight and turn, and I presume they didn't want him to regress to much by bowling on flat wickets during a WC campaign.
Reminder that t20 is for children and women
>>64285097
it's pretty fucking great
>>64285392
>LEEEEE FUGG LE WIMEN XDDD
this is why you're a virgin daniel
I think i have my bbl team sorted Tbh
is there LITERALLY anyone who can compete with >us ?
1. Luke Wright
2. Marcus Stoinis
3. Kevin Pietersen
4. Glenn Maxwell
5. Peter Handscomb (wk)
6. David Hussey (c)
7. James Faulkner
8. John Hastings
9. Adam Zampa
10. Scott Boland
11. Ben Hilfenhaus
>>64285483
>signing 8 all rounders
literally why?
>>64285483
This team sucks in donald bradman cricket 14. No chance
>>64285505
this, now the stars batting AND bowling will be mediocre
>>64285483
its
fucking
HOT
lads
>>64285614
>3(three) nonwhites
>car battery not even featured
>Worstern """Australia"""
In Qld and WA, the big bash league is delayed on channel 10, but is on live in HD on One.
Please keep this in mind, my brothers from the good states.
AJ Maddah status: #rekt
http://musicfeeds.com.au/news/soundwave-2016-officially-cancelled/#/slide/1
Arthur, you here m8?
>>64285812
pootalheads on pooicide watch
soundwave was fucking disgusting
>>64285812
good, haven't gone the last 2 years, lineup just kept getting shitter and shitter
>>64285885
mildly impressive. Was expecting a dickgirl though.
>>64285483
>handscomb keeping
I know it's only a meme tournament but I still don't like it
>>64285945
>i am new and i just found out how to cross link threads
>>64285945
reminder we will NEVER see that video
1 HOUR HYPE FOR MEMES
>>64285955
>essenshit
>england
>scorchers
>49'ers
>genie
fuck off you shitter shattered bandwagoning faggot
>>64285988
>i am new and i just learned some new dank memes
literally furious
>>64286001
>dank
unmuscular redditor detected
>>64286001
>YOU ARE LE NEW
>mfw I got banned for 3 days for linking to another board
>>64286040
warnie will literally kill himself in the next 5 years
>>64285885
Hot
>>64286030
>>64286037
newcunts on newwatch
>>64286040
How did this ugly cunt get such a banger like luscious Liz Hurley?
>>64285885
Why is this censored?
>>64286050
stay mad as fuck krazycasual
>>>/tv/63735966
thoughts lads?
>>64286058
blame the murifats m8
>>64286055
>2010's
>caring about liz hurley
kek
>>64285967
GOAT bbl moment
KEK, where did all the poo peelanders run away to?
Aww, did the big mean AusGODS bully you away again?
poorpetually pooper poorturbed poo peeland poofters on eternal literally poorius damage control and pooicide watch
>>64286040
>>64286059
new
>parents have their friends over
>can't watch the based bash
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>>64286081
Kek.
You are literally FURIOUS AS ALL FUCK that I have exposed you for the retarded, casual newcunt that you are.
Let's establish some facts:
YOU are new as fuck.
YOU only just learnt how to crosspost.
YOU, being so unbelievably new, mistakenly believed that someone else didn't know how to do so already
YOU did not realise fact 3 because YOU were not here in 2012 and therefore YOU have not seen me crosspost before
Kill YOURself.
>>64286109
new
Is St John Ambulance an actual ambulance service?
Are they private?
When you dial 000 for an ambulance, do you get your normal state funded ambulance every time, or if a St John's is closer will you get it?
Is there a different number for them?
What is their deal?
>>64286120
Is St John Ambulance related to St John's Wort?
Hey guys this will be my first season on here from switching from bigfooty. I've always enjoyed the big bash and the T20 format in general, here's to another successful year. Up the mighty strikers
Thought BBL threads will be more active desu.
>>64286133
Game hasnt even started senpai
1st for han solo died.
>>64286133
Wich Star Sports is the Big Bash going to be on?
>>64286129
hi, nice to have you :-)
If you dont have memeswell youre a fucking moron
>>64286139
Star Sports 1/HD1.
>>64286149
>>64286149
Whenever I see someone else fantasy team I get nervous I chose the wrong players
>>64286149
Is J Hastings related to Jackson Hastings of the Roosters?
You now unironically remember Western Warriors spearhead, Jo Angel
>>64286153
Damn. I'm only getting Star Sports 2 on tv.
>>64286149
>henriques
>gayle
>dunk
>hopes
>wright
>memeandorff
>paris
nah lad, the moron is you (You)
>>64286149
>Cummins
What the fuck are you doing
>>64286152
>Starc
>>64286152
Starc will maybe play only 3-4 games, will be on international duty/injured most of the time. The same reason I didnt end up going with smarsh
Muscular Gatebro here to remind you that Joel Paris is THE best choice for a bench bowler
>>64286161
It's streamed live on their website as well albeit 5 mins late. Not sure if you can access it outside India.
http://www.starsports.com/cricket/tour/big-bash-league-2015-16-272/matchvideos/vod/video=big-bash-t20-sydney-thunder-sydney-sixers-free/index.html
>>64286152
>>64286165
>>64286169
Somehow it slipped my mind that Starc fucked himself, fixed it now
WE need 1(ONE) more person to join the reddit fantasy league
code is 583394
>>64286163
Didnt know he was injured, sorry for offending you
>>64286149
>selecting perth players
typical rookie mistake
protip: Perth doesn't play in round 1, you won't get a chance to use their players.
>first thing you see is mel
B A S E D
MEL
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MEL
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r8
>>64286182
Thats why theyre on the bench you mongoloid
>>64286173
>albeit 5 mins late
I think I'll just use a different stream
>>64286182
its Gatebro m8
he started with 8 scorchers players
also
>mel
>>64286189
now this isn't a SC
lads
OI
who /mel/ here?
>>64286178
>we
FUCK YES BOYS
TIME FOR MEMES
Post pics of Mel lads
>>64286192
muscular gatebro here to remind you that I didn't bother finishing a team this year
ThunderBBL XI: Kallis, Watson, Hussey, Blizzard, Rohrer, Russell, Hartley, Green, McKay, Sandhu, Ahmed
SixersBBL XI: Lumb, Haddin, Maddinson, Silk, Carters, Botha, Abbott, Lawford, Lyon, Bird, Bollinger
Why do Melbourne and Sydney get two teams? Are there no other relevant cities in Australia?
MARK WAUGHNER
cant beleive han solo died
>>64286149
4/10
>>64286152
3/10
>>64286188
9/10
>>64286200
7/10
You now remember Bollinger was considered for captain ahead of Clarke
>>64286215
Not really, everywhere else just has a single major city
>>64286215
Correct, my gated community friend
>>64286215
>Melbourne
>relevant
kek
KEK
K E K
>>64286189
You won't substitute them during round 1 dumbass, what's the point of having them in the squad? It's a waste of two places.
>lyon playing a cheeky game in between tests
>>64286223
>3/10
Opinion discarded
>>64286209
>bragging about being pleb
>arnie shilling for a shitty mobile game
Did his ex take all his money?
>>64286237
>starc
>tait
>peiterson
>agar
nah, its a 3/10 for sure
>>64286243
I think he just tries really hard to keep up with the times, especially outside of the bodybuilding scene.
I remember when he changed his FB page to have the queer flag filter and everyone said how cool he was for sayng "Hasta la vista!" (probably his social media team) to some fag-basher.
Don't worry that he denied gay marriage getting a pass when he was Governor of Cali and said marriage should only be between a man and a woman.
r8 my team pals
Easily the most people that stadium has seen
>famous ankle of Starc
>picture of shirtless Gayle
What?
hello lids
i have money on this game but i know fuck all about cricket, thanks to /bet/
I realize it just started but when does this game end desu
>>64286279
>I realize it just started but when does this game end desu
A proper cricket match goes for five days
>i have money on this game but i know fuck all about cricket
>>64286283
>proper
is this proper
did anyone have money on han solo being killed by his son kylo ren??
>>64286279
just started
hope you put money on the Thunder
>>64286266
>no perth players
enjoy wasting your trades m8
>>64286284
also this was tipped in /bet/, the aussiebro did a whole write-up and i liked his references, wanted to back him so i went small
The BBL is marketing genius tbqh
The fact that it's as big as it is right now is ridiculous
>>64286287
No, this is a meme.
It lasts about three hours
Non-vintage Bollinger
>>64286292
I did m8, got on at 2.10
>decimal odds
multipliers are easiest tbqhwyf
>>64286288
I did breh
/bet/ is objectively the best community on /sp/.
Bollinger looks like a fat, newborn baby
Glad he got axed all those years back, he's fucking ugly
>>64286288
fuck your shit cunt
>grown men posting on an anime website and playing fantasy cricket
let that sink in for a minute
shut up haddin
>>64286288
I've got a double rolling into Rey being Luke's duaghter
>dumb
how long has this big bash been a thing?
holy fuck! cricket is now interesting
what is this ground?
>>64286328
kys, this is the most boring format
>>64286332
ANZ Stadium
>>64286334
"Le traditional is best"
Grow up. Memes are in
Hussey should have been run out the traitor cunt
Just got all my chores done and finally sitting down for dinner
>>64286319
>tfw one of those is me
>>64286328
I suggest you jump off a bridge
>>64286292
I put $50 on the Thunder @ 1.72 IN PLay for $50 of bonus bets
>>64286315
I'm also playing pokemon at this very moment
>>64286332
its the Sydney Cricket Ground (SCG)
>>64286332
Lords lad
>>64286345
Based
>Kalis & Hussey
What the fuck is this, a retirement graveyard?
It's getting cold, isn't it?
this on a 1 hour delay for QLDers?
>>64286352
>naming your cricket ground after a kiwi singer
Why are the poopeelians so obsessed with us lads?
>>64286357
It's fucking hot
>>64286358
One HD is live
fuck yeah summer has officially started boys
>>64286344
same
>>64286358
is on ONE in HD m8
>>64286315
stfu asshole
>Peppering your hard on with a Zooper Dooper
Aw yeh nyukka
We summer now
rate my free bottle opener lads
>>64286362
mine is ruined since finding out han sole died.
>>64286361
>>64286365
THANKS
its fucking hot lads
>>64286357
>>64286369
just use your teeth lad
omg i like cricket now
Post /bbl/ memes
>>64286377
well meme'd XDXDXD
>>64286372
fucking 40 degrees day after day
>230km winds
how is Sydney even posting?
>>64286369
Just turn your toaster on its side lad
>kallis and hussey batting
>haddin keeping
>botha bowling
wow what an exciting youthful endeavour this big bash is
I love it how decent commentary can actually make T20 seem tactical
>>64286382
DLF MAXIMUM
W A L L O P
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anyone else having pizza for dinner?
fuck off Botha you turncoat Saffa cunt
Hussey should still be in the poopeelian national team as the captain
When's the women's BBL on? Wanna see some Holly vs Ellyse.
>>64286390
It was an extremely localised event affecting a couple of blocks of houses
>get a load of this low IQ faggot
>>64286400
Had roasted cauliflower and red onion with fried halloumi. Easy and healthy.
>>64286404
JUST
>>64286413
nice
made my pizza with cauli
fuck the Sixers
gay team
>>64286400
spaghetti bolognese desu, havent eaten much else for the past week. had some KFC yesterday
>umps with ZOOPER DOOPER all over them
kek
>>64286413
>>64286421
Ever had bacon & cauliflower soup lads?
fucking delish
>>64286432
I haven't
It sounds nice though
>>64286369
Use a lighter ya weak cunt
>>64286430
Thought they kinda sell themselves don't they?
>>64286430
Genuinely surprised they could afford it
>tfw you fucked up your fantasy team
>its an episode of old men knocking it around at 6rpo
Watson when?
>>64286434
M8
Fry bacon & onion with tumeric, cumin, chilli and garam masala
Add cauli and water
Cook for a bit
Blend
Enjoy
10/10
Is Sean Abbott related to the Grim Reaper?
>Abbott
KILLED HIM
>• • 4 • • 1 1 1 2 • 1
nice test match going on.
>>64286435
Pretty weird, I got it with a carton, but little pales are twisties anyway. Usually do go the lighter tbch
RED SQUARE
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>>64286427
>spaghetti bolognese desu
I tired to make that the over night, I'm not much of a cook so I thought when they said cook the pasta they meant in the sauce, I later learned I suppose to boil the pasta in water, half cooked pasta was horrible
why does Killer sound like he is vomiting everytime he releases the ball?
is it his disgust at the knowledge of what he did to hughes?
>kingslayer
>kallis was my captain
who /boost/ here?
in the monrings i like a king william chocolate or a banana buzz to get me going for work. in the arvos if it's hot i much prefer the tropical refreshment of a mango magic
>>64286442
Thanks for the recipe cunt. I'm going to do this and you can't do anything to stop me HAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>64286443
never 408get
>>64286453
Whats it like being obese?
>>64286452
same
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>>64286452
Thunder play again this round m8
watson LBW incoming
back yourself
>>64286453
I do like being overcharged for homebrand juice.
>LE FUGG LE ZHANE WADZON XDDD XDXD :D XD
>>64286452
>>64286460
the cunt is fucking ancient m8s
>>64286462
What's smoth looking at?
Is candice walking around naked again?
ROARING HEADACHE
>tfw selected O'Keefe
>>64286473
He was hitting well in the all stars game desu.
