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>>64275667
>watching this dribble but not jre
Leave Mr. McGregor to me
>>64275684
>DUDE BIGFOOT LMAO
>dribble
your lifestyle choices reflect on the quality of your posts
>>64275707
I'll be dribbling your head against the concrete if you don't lose the cheeky attitude, punk
reminder
>>64275718
You can learn more from my cheeky posts on 4chan than from Joe "Ayahuasca Retreat" Rogan
You're welcome
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzPZOEzWXA0
lids
THERES THAT OBLIQUE AGAIN
>>64275703
>>64275703
>Leave Mr. McGregor to me, sir. Haha :D
TIME TO END THIS SUFFERING
>>64275744
>8-2
he aint going anywhere
>>64275703
How would Sage handle the Conrad banter?
>>64275722
NOW I KNOW
>>64275778
Haha. Thanks so much Mr. McGregor. You're so funny. Haha.
>>64275749
well, i don't know, i just saw some interview where he said he definitely didn't want to vacate his belt, but he said he also wanted to move up for a belt, which means he would have to move move down again. could be he didn't know what he was talking about,
>>64275778
He's texan, right? They hold it in until they decide it is time to murder you.
>>64275778
Well, everyone has their own opinion, and I'm just happy to compete against such a great martial artist in Conor McGregor, in the UFC, I'm just so blessed.
>>64275786
Imagine him getting angry. I think he would be as deadly as a motivated BJ Penn
>>64275783
>>64275809
>>64275796
>not mentioning the fight kits
How do you guys think Conor is going to go about insulting Frankie?
Frankie just seems to laid back to provoke
>>64275828
He'll lose fans if he does. Everyone loves Frankie.
>>64275744
impressive record desu
>>64275828
If you wanna piss off someone from Jersey just tell them how trashy the state and people are
Gets them literally every time
>>64275836
>fighting bums and still losing
even we would have a chance
>>64275828
something something height money movement something something
>>64275828
>thinking he'll insult frankie
he only insults those if he thinks that is will be an easy fight for him
>>64275828
i don't think he will fight frankie first
>>64275828
Conor respects Frankie, he won't go hard on the banter
>>64275828
Look into my eyes little man
>>64275867
>he wont go hard on the banter
bullshit he will throw frankie down the well for £
>>64275828
@2:15
http://youtu.be/fQNrIiOP7xo
I think Conor respects Frankie too much to go too hard. His age is all he will go after I think.
Reminder:
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1449945816819.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1449945890080.webm
>>64275836
>jew had a draw with Jesus
hmmm
What went wrong?
>JDS wins
>Werdum wins
>Anderson's suspension is up
next Brazil PPV
Werdum (c) vs JDS
Anderson vs Vitor
>>64275920
rockhold kick too hard
>>64275920
>great wrestler gets a couple TKOs
>falls in love with his striking
>fights someone who figured out his decent but predictable standup
>gets his shit slapped
Gabriel Gonzaga Syndrome can strike at any time, be sure to test your love ones for it
>>64275783
>>64275809
A..ALL THIS FAKE NICE GIRL B..BULLSHIT
I SEE RIGHT THROUGH IT
#ANDSTILL #DNB
>>64275951
this also works for Mendes
>>64275944
Anderson vs Vitor II in a stadium would be fucking amazing
I want it so bad. Could be the biggest fight in Brazilian history, like a hundred million people watched their first or something I read.
>>64275907
H-Hehe, yeah what kind of goof would do such a thing...
>>64275920
His game plan was to tire Luke out, which was working for the most part. Then he threw spinning shit.
>>64275959
I'm still a little upset the first was in Vegas
>>64275944
That'd be pretty cool. I'm sure that'd sell like fucking crazy in Brazil. Also add Aldo'd first fight back. Just for the fuck of it.
How do you think Anderson vs Vitor II goes?
>>64275959
two deflated 40 something Brazilians
WOW WHAT A SHOW
>>64275965
Weidman is a tough motherfucker because Luke landed harder body kicks but he suffered from Weidman's more
they were both gassed at the end of the first though
NO I WONT BACK DOWNNNNNNNNN
>>64275976
Deflated Vitor just heemed Hendo, Anderson is still Anderson. You'd watch it, everyone would watch it. It's just an iconic fight.
>>64275975
Honestly I don't know, but I get the feeling that we'll see tentative Anderson like he was against Nick but this time Vitor will 1) be out for revenge and 2) go for broke early because he knows he can't go 1 combination without gassing these days
so I'd think either Anderson decision or Vitor early finish
If Vitor finished Anderson like he did Hendo the country would erupt
>>64275959
>wanting to sell a fight in a literal shithole
yeah I bet it would make a lot of money lmao
>>64275907
H E E M
B T FO
Who /CocaineJon/ here?
>>64276010
Stadium gates are serious, dude. 129 is still the UFC's best. When was the last time Brazil got a serious fight like that?
>>64275907
jesus christ what an out of touch faggot
>>64276005
>Not wanting to see people get rekt twice
>>64276023
Who /BlackSteel/ here?
>>64275846
Fuck you
>>64276046
Found the guy who sits home all by himself watching fights.
>>64276039
who gives a shit about huezil or hue fighters
What does Joe mean? Aldo looks exactly the same.
Left is the McGregor fight, right is Mendes.
>>64276046
Why don't you invite 8 or 9 buddies over?
>>64275993
>Anderson is still Anderson
You don't really believe that do you?
>>64276076
put that tampon in Susan, pour a glass of wine and make yourself a nice footbath
>>64276082
He forgot to take his Alpha brain.
>>64276082
tweet this to him until he acknowledges it
>>64276076
Anderson front kicked him in the face. Everyone wants to see what would happen now.
It's true that Brazilians prefer Vitor to Anderson right?
>>64276082
>>64276094
He did say its not so evident in stills as it is in video. He won't acknowledge unless there is a side by side webm.
>>64275644
i literally LOL everytime I think of him never being allowed to compete in the UFC ever again for being a retard. (can't compete for anyone in USA, inc. Bellator)
schadenfreude at its finest
>>64276076
Dude Hues are a huge cornerstone of MMA, both as fighters and as fans.
>>64276088
keep jacking to kekhold faggot
>>64276096
>caring about a roidhead kicking another roidhead in the face
>>64276046
He's right though. The vast majority of people who watch it by themselves seem to stream it rather than order the PPV.
>>64276125
hues are shit for the sport
>cant speak english
>dont even attempt to speak english
>poor country so less $$$
>muh hespect
>cant market shit
>>64276130
Every fighter is a roidhead. Deal with it.
>>64276130
>Not caring about roided fighters
>>64276076
I'm with you. I can't respect cheaters.
whatcha lookin at?
you see fear in my eyes??
YOU SEE NUTTIN IN MY EYES!!
ya lil brazilian
ya lil bitch
>>64276149
>cant market shit
The UFC can't market them. Non-English speaking boxers draw huge in America, but the UFC can't sell any of them, get the fuck out of my face
>>64276158
listen up tyrone overeem was 100% natty his diet consisted only of horsemeat, he injured his ribs so he used anti inflammatory medication which are androgens yes but any doctor would prescribe you the same
>>64276209
>"When I looked into his eyes and spoke in his native tongue 'U vai morrer', he broke. He broke faster than them all."
The power of psychology lads. Take note.
>>64275993
>just heemed hendo
Hendo is like 65 years old you dumb fuck.
>>64276005
Rogan confirmed on his UFC 194 podcast that Lorenzo said that Vitor doesn't want the fight, he only wants to fight for a title
>>64276249
I could heem you.
>tfw you'll never eat comfy Italian food with Ray Longo and Matt Serra
>>64276046
he's not out of touch at all. MOST people do watch UFC with a few friends, AT LEAST 1.
He didn't say most people from an anime image board watch ufc with friends.
>>64276461
Damn ;_;
>>64275819
The guy in the background makes me laugh everytime
>>64276352
>implying you could in my guard
You'll last exactly how long I want you to, bud
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LY7r-DwtjD8
Could you handle the bantz?
>>64276009
I think i like Vitor in that fight. Silva has shown to have a diminished chin in the second weidman fight when he got dropped in the clinch. He also seems a bit more tentative in the Diaz fight. Vitor looks to me to still be willing to engage and attack with tenacity when he sees an opening. He probably gained some confidence with the Hendo knockout while Silva only has that lackluster performance against Diaz to look at. basically i just think Vitor has more going for him in that fight than Silva.
>>64275722
natty?
high test match up
>>64276184
>Yoel talks 5 words at a time
>Interpreter still gets it wrong
I get why russians brought their own
>>64276702
>Bethe
literally no one cares
>>64276702
Shitpants?
>>64276702
So who is Meisha going to fight?
>>64276702
Eye is bae
>>64276702
MUH
>>64275920
no more roids, shit gameplan, failed memekick
>>64276793
What about him suggests that he was roiding? This ought to be interesting.
>>64276728
>no tits
>no hips
>face like desperate Dan
m8...
If I decide to heem every here 100 times, I'll heem every here 100 times
>Get robbed vs Arlvoski
>TKO'd by Browne
Was Schaub 1 win away from a title shot?
>>64276894
I don't think you bring anything into the game that I haven't seen before. My Jiu Jitsu, my grappling, cardio, is on another level. I could go all fookin day.
>>64276895
Yes. Cain would probably doubt him at first but once they got in the ring? i think he'd be surprised.
I see dese tings
>>64276970
>Practice
>Not Rehearsal
WHEN HOE ZAYS HEAD CLATTERS OFF THE CANVAS HE WILL KNOW IT'S NOT ALL TALK
>>64277051
>that bunda will never clatter off my face
just heem myself.
>>64277051
I TALK AND I TALK AND I TALK BUT GUESS FOOKIN WHOT! I BACK IT OOP!
>tfw facebook friends with the GOAT
what should i PM him lads
>>64277174
I was facebook friends with Shinya Aoki and exchanged messages with him so fuck yew
>>64276970
m8 come on maybe that's a stretch
He's throwing a punch
>Gsp's twitter and instagram is filled of pictures of him with dinosaurs and goofy selfies with celebrities
Has there ever been a fighter who is as successful and kawaii as Gsp?
What will Aldo's strat be if they fight again?
>>64277325
Anything but charging at him
Anything
>>64277325
Try and wake up
>>64277325
Remember that McGregor is left-handed
How does it feel knowing you would likely last longer than Aldo did in his fight against Conor?
>>64277325
spam takedowns
>>64277395
I would run circles around the octagon so Midget Mac couldn't hit me with one of those sledgehammers.
>>64277325
injure a rib
>>64277347
IT'LL BE OVER IN THE FIRST EXCHANGE
>>64277174
thats pretty cool desu, i'm friends with Misha Cirkunov (the LHW who debuted on the Holloway vs Oliveira card)
>>64277134
Tbf, Aldo was really quick to take it to the ground
>>64277395
I'm a black belt in heemjitsu. I'd sleep the Irish fuck.
>>64276249
At times I don't know whether he's just bat-shit crazy, or a genius like Ali in terms of making the opponent hate him and messing with his mind.
KJ Noons vs Nick Diaz was a bullshit stop
Nick was cut up bad but he was coming on strong and KJ was taking deep breaths
>>64277395
>tfw he breaks you mentally first
NO ONE CAN TAKE THAT LEF HAND SHO' JOE
>>64277486
Bit of both
I hope he continues having a good run desu but I wouldn't really mind if he lost either
>>64277493
I'm already broken mentally.
>>64277489
kj noons was a beast back then
too bad he never got elite
>>64277518
Yeah, he fucked Nick up. Great counter-punching.
>>64277493
Look into my eyes liddle man
>>64277174
> waiting until he's a champ to get in touch with him
"hey man I always believed in you I swear"
>>64277489
Nick actually asked the doctor to stop it because he was scared of KJ
>>64277509
You always got a bro in me, breh
LETS SEE WHO TAKES THE FIRST BACK STEP
>>64277550
>nick was scared
nice meme.
>>64277565
They should form a McGregor victim club, they could sit around and talk about their feelings
>>64277543
>b-but conor you've been my cover photo since 2013
>tfw me and conor finally made it
>>64277610
Speaking of Stockton, I've watched a shitload of Nate Diaz fights today. I'm actually hype as hell for his upcoming fight with Michael Johnson. Mostly because I want to see if Nate's time off has done him good. His jitz is seriously underrated, he's slick as hell on the ground.
/heem/, a tournament is made for all the referees in the UFC right now, who wins?
>>64277675
Herb
>>64277675
Herb Dean with blacksposiveness
>>64277658
You're good m8
>>64277686
>>64277691
BJM would straight up toss him out the cage
>>64277675
John is an ex-cop
Herb is black
police>black
>>64277675
Oglum, Marc Godard abi cok güzel!
>>64277713
Herb actually fought
He fought Joe RIggs
that certainly was a fight, just a quick one
>>64276819
diamonds
Who is your favorite UFC champion of all-time?
UFC 193 just came on Fight Pass, about to watch with red corner audio
>>64277769
Conor McGregor
>>64277769
1. Anderson Silva
2. Chuck Liddell
3. Randy Couture
>>64277769
Nick Diaz
>>64277769
Marco Ruas
>>64277134
he said that to me! am I famous? Stupid fucking Muhammads get so mad that all they have is bisping
>>64277769
GSP muuuuuh dick
>>64277769
I'm a sucker for fighters who can make a great feud. Must be the old pro-wrestling fan in me.
1.Tito Ortiz
2.Brock Lesnar
3.Jon Jones
4.BJ Penn
Is anyone here on PEDs?
>>64277675
Goddard of course
>yfw when Jon Jones moves up to Heavyweight and in his first fight get koed stiff by Hunto
awwwww gummon, truly the dankest timeline. A man can dream..
If anyone here thinks Frankie will crumble because of a little McGregor banter, they are sadly mistaken.
JRE starts in a couple bings,
https://www.youtube.com/user/PowerfulJRE/live
>Joe Riggs hasn't cut his dick off yet
What a fucking worm. Talks and talks and talks and doesn't back it up.
>>64277840
I cycle EPO and deal HGH at tristar
>>64276046
UFC 194 was the only UFC event i paid to watch on pay-per-view but thats only because 10 people wanted to see it.
Instead of streaming it with one or 2 other friends, we all just pitched in, bought some food, beer, and had a good night.
Everything he says is normal.
>>64277885
No, he'll crumble because McGregor is going to punch him harder than he's ever been punched
>>64277885
He wont
But he'll crumble when gets hit with the left
Was looking at a bunch of GSP fights before he was in the UFC and came across this video
what the fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOInmlYFUNg
>implying this isn't accurate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEw7fetxuYM
Is prediction bro still taking picks for the weekend?
>>64277906
i believe you
>>64277913
>drinking beer
Thoughts on Cowboy's ye olde mutton chops?
>>64277948
His name is predictioncuck
>>64277921
i wonder who could be behind this video..
Super liberal Vice columnist about to be on JRE
should be fun
>>64277979
He looks awful
>>64277769
MODS
>>64277921
[ X-files theme intensifies ]
Frankie vs Conor as soon as possible, like in February/March.
If Conor wins (of course) then he moves on to a champion vs champion fight. Next featherweight title fight is against Max Holloway in late 2016.
If Frankie wins, then next fight for the title is against Holloway and Conor still goes up a weight class but do a title contender fight instead.
Aldo sits his ass down for like 6 months then beat up some lowlevel scrub to get some confidence up.
Fucking easy, how do I mail this shit to Dana?
>>64276082
Literally the same guy, it's so sad to acknowledge but aldo was scared lads. the mind games worked that's it.
>>64277885
Frankie "The Cuck" Edgar has to get his manager to fight his battles.
>>64277979
its alright, it looks better than when he's completely clean shaven. When he's shaven you notice that his face and jaw are pretty lopsided. Been kicked it the head too much. The chops do look good with the Budweiser jumpsuit he has though, shit is proper jokes
>>64275626
another northcutt comercial from when he was a kid
https://www.instagram.com/p/_XbaIXKGn7/
>>64278061
isnt that guy literally a terrorist?
>>64277769
Definitely Andy. His fall from the top was hard to watch.
>get knocked out while doing your party-trick clowning that used to amaze everyone
>rematch fight, literally snap leg in half
>return fight against nick diaz, which turns out to be underwhelming and diaz makes a joke out of the whole thing
>get busted with PEDs in your system, despite having such a lackluster performance
Was nice to watch Chris get his turn last Saturday though. Somehow felt like vengeance.
>>64278089
Who knows, the irish have a thing for terrorism
>>64277769
Probably BJ Penn.
>>64278116
Did he stub his toe?
>>64277866
The elbow market goes off the charts
>>64277210
what did you say?
>>64278061
Face to face they got nothing to say
>>64278116
I'd go with Penn too. His walkout theme was probably the best in the UFC.
>>64278061
Frankie didn't ask for his manager to stick up for him. He just has such a big impact on people that they choose to stick up for him.
lol wtf, Ian Wright's twitter avi is Conor McGregor
![1450226341414[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/6M28hlq.jpg "1450226341414[1].png")
why is he so autistic?
>>64276177
I just wanted to see aldo destroy him, was it too much to ask?
>>64278061
Say dat to my face
Dat's right you got not-ing
>>64278233
literal androids
>>64278233
>photoshop
Haha what
>>64278233
these people ain't real.
they pretend to be human.
GSP pls comeback and kill this alien
>>64278233
the fuck is this?
>>64278233
honestly he probably has shitloads of diagnoses
>>64278233
this guy literally has the personality of a 13 year old
>>64278233
>going apeshit in photoshop
In all honesty I'm pretty sure both of them could do with a good long hard conversation with a professional.
>>64278233
I can't wait till he is matched up with someone like Nate Diaz or even Mcgoober who will constantly shit talk and get in his autistic face, and then hopefully he will get sent on a world press tour where he can fling his spaghetti all over the globe. It will be red panty night for /Heem/ memes
M E W V E M E N T
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>people still doubt mcgoof
stop. just stop.
who /flowy/ here?
>>64278233
>it's real
this is what happens when you go to an american megachurch
>>64278369
>being this desperate for a big payday
>>64278399
>wanting to make boatloads of cash
Man, Frankie sure is pathetic.
lmao lad
>>64278399
Red panty night is quite lucrative
>Mendes goes from 500k vs Conor to 80k vs Fronkie
>>64278399
>>64278399
tbf
>>64278337
>you now realise that Mcgoober as brought about a new era of MMA
There was the era of wrestling, jewjits,super athletes, its now the era of mewvment.
Next year any teams who take themselves seriously will have a mewment coach, and the fights next year will be so flowy and playful it will make your fucking head spin. /Heem/ thought it was all a meme but the only ones laughing are Mcgoobs and Ido Portal who is gonna ride his fat mewvment cheque all the way back to israel
>>64278444
>Junichiro Kamijo had time to write before people took his slip
Nigga be fast and calm like no other
>>64278495
lol
>>64278399
More like his last big title fight before it slips out of his reach.
>>64278544
>Urijah Faber height 5'6''
>Conor Mcgregor height 5'9''
somebody is lying about their height here.
>>64278444
Oi is there one of these for Weidman/Rockhold?
I was trying to find it earlier but don't know where you get these. I want to see how they scored the first and third round (Might have been a rare 10-7)
>daily heeminder that everytime The Chris initiates sex with his wife, she will always have Luke in the back of her mind since he got out-alpha by him.
Source: Law of the Jungle.
>no absolute madman image of Mcgoober and Aldo yet
Someone make one, saying something like
>So i told Conor to heem Aldo in 13 seconds, and he actually did it the absolute madman
>>64278606
He won't be fucking his wife for a while, his stitches will pop out. Luke messed his face up.
is he the 1st fighter to have a separate post fight press conference?
>>64278331
hahaa
Who wins?
>>64278616
GSP's done it before.
>>64278606
Poor the Chris.
>>64278571
thats wrong bro
>>64278658
Gorilla vs a Lion would be like a man vs a Jack Russell. Sure you may get nipped but at the end of the day you are wrecking that shit without much of a problem
>>64278658
a yoongerilla
AFTER THE FIRST EXCHANGE HE WILL KNOW
LIVE
https://www.youtube.com/user/PowerfulJRE/live
>>64278658
gorilla because he has fucking hands and way more upper body strength. the gorilla would tear his jaw clean off his face
>neckbeards who spend most of their time shitposting on a Taiwanese imageboard jealous of some kid who has achieved more than they ever will.
>lolol look at this little kid autistic xD
No kidding. He's fucking 19.
>>64278679
>6'0''
kek both are manlets
>>64278614
>So I told Aldo to leap into a counter, and he actually did it the absolute madman #hespect
>>64278658
>Lion
>3 ft 9
Fucking Lionlet
