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19:00 Nuernberg ? - ? Hertha Berlin
19:00 VfB Stuttgart ? - ? Eintracht Braunschweig
20:30 1860 Muenchen ? - ? Bochum
20:30 Augsburg ? - ? Borussia Dortmund
>that one guy remembering the first two lines of the Evangelion intro by heart
Good morning.
what did you think of the dfb pokal games last night?
>>64272264
didn't watch them, went to bed instead
>>64272619
Are you 9? They were not that late.
>>64272638
no, i but was up since 1:15.
where will fätze be next season?
Finally someone made a thread.
bundesu nee
hello, i am here now
>open sp
>star Wars spoiler on the front
Well I only going to watch it for my father
Still kinda pissed
>>64273046
>watching spaceshit
how old are you? 10?
>>64273046
http://www.theguardian.com/books/booksblog/2011/aug/17/spoilers-enhance-enjoyment-psychologists
Kießling to bayern when?
>>64273046
21
Yeah its kinda a family tradition for me and my father
>>64273088
watching star wars or going to the cinema around christmas?
>>64273098
Watching Star Wars
>>64273105
that's kinda gay desu
>>64273115
how
>>64272264
Gladbach/Werder was pretty good. Wish both of them would've advanced. Very likable clubs in general.
Didn't watch the rest.
>"Tonight I have no answer. Next week you will know the answer. Next week there will be clarity," Guardiola told German broadcaster ARD.
do people in germany think he's leaving or staying?
>>64273083
stop dreaming stefan
>>64273074
Spaceshit is fun as long as it's good sci-fi like Moon or Babylon 5 and not trash like Star Wars or the new Star Trek. I mean Jesus Christ, look at what they turned it into...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRVD32rnzOw
Gene Roddenberry is spinning in his grave.
>>64273149
I hope he leaves
>>64273164
Are you an Bayern fan or not
>>64273164
this
>>64273182
there is no such thing as a bayern fan
>>64273194
Well, are you an Bayern customer then?
>>64273149
i hope he leaves and retires
reminder that poop is not the tactical superwizard everyone makes him out to be and that he took over one of the best and most expensive squads in the world and yet still couldnt win the CL with it. Literally a dog could manage a stacked squad like buyern or barca and get them where they are. hell, I do it on football manager all the time
unless he has taken over a second league team and led them to greatness like Rainieri did with Lester or Rehagel did with Lautern, he can never be considered one of the greats
>>64273508
Ok.
th-thanks for reminding me
>>64273508
quiz disagrees desu m8
>Marca: Guardiola verlässt den FC Bayern
>Marca: Guardiola verlässt den FC Bayern
>Marca: Guardiola verlässt den FC Bayern
>Marca: Guardiola verlässt den FC Bayern
>Marca: Guardiola verlässt den FC Bayern
>poop
I can honestly see Dortmund winning the league this year.
Now that Lewandowski is flirting with Real, Xabi coming home to Liverpool and Pep is going to City the inevitable Bayern choke will start in Februray this time.
>>64273736
Dortmund will choke, too
>>64273736
this would be a good day for the bundesliga
>>64273795
So Hertha will win the league? Might be cool.
Just woke up and got there different notifications that Poop is leaving Buyern and Ancelotti is replacing him.
Press conference being held at the end of the week or next week.
>>64273653
please be real
>>64273829
surely not even ancelotti could fail to win the bundes
Carlo Ancelotti > Poop?
>almost 2016
>watching nazi football
eh
>>64274010
Dortmund > Oporto
Leverkusen > Sporting
desu senpai
Looking forward to 1860 vs Bochum tonight.
Ancelotti doesn't fit Bayern.
Dortmund or Wolfsburg will win the title next season if Pep leaves.
>>64274140
Mou is going to Wolfsburg
>>64274140
>Wolfsburg
Ugh. This Star Wars shit makes the internet so unbearable that i am actually browsing /bundesliga/ again.
>>64274229
it's called /bundes/
>>64274139
Everybody knows that
>>64273105
what kind of tradition is that
>>64274289
It is a bit odd. Though my family usually watches all the Muppets movies around Christmas.
Apparently Dortmund are after Lorenzo Gonzalez, who's a Swiss-English dual citizen. Which is kind of odd.
>>64273075
That's probably bullshit, but I'll believe it
>>64274331
my family watches ekel alfred and familie heinz becker at christmas. that's odd.
Had an appointment at the barber today
>5pm
>haven't eaten lunch yet
To my excuse I've slept til 9am and had a really big and nutritious second breakfast
>>64274496
how did it go?
>>64274547
okay, fatty
>>64274547
>yet
You can't eat it until tomorrow now
>>64273812
Hertha is weird. They are like invisible.
No one gives them any attention and I've never heard anyone say "you should've seen that Hertha game/goal" this season.
>>64274646
hertha is a meme for urberliner
there are not many of them though desu
most berliners like buyern
>>64274559
Good, but I think the barber wasn't fully concentrating on my hair. She let the comb fall once and forgot to cut my sidebums. Hair looks decent though, I don't need to go back.
>>64274574
I'm eating it right now! Those gifs sure are entertaining. Can't remember Müller missing a penalty against Shitseshit
are we going to see a penalty shootout today?
also, how btfo will Thomas T. be when Dortmund loses again?
>>64273795
Then who will win the league?
Roma went out on penalties against Spezia in the Italian Cup today.
>Spezia
>who?
that's right
>>64274891
gladbach
>>64274900
it's actually a pretty nice city
>>64274906
is that where Spezi comes from?
>>64274912
probably
tuchel fuck up incoming
>>64274906
That's true for loads of Italian cities
>>64274886
Hopefully
Real Tyne-Wear derby in Turin tonight
>>64275001
why isn't farca playing in the copa del rey? they neither had a match yesterday nor do they have one today
>>64274945
>three and a half men
>>64275074
Club World Cup.
>>64274886
Tuchel would go into autism overload.
>>64275074
played their matches earlier because of the club world thing
>>64275088
>>64275100
Oh okay
>>64275218
retard
Der Glub wird heut gwinne!
>>64275357
which one?
>>64275364
Gibt nur ein Glubb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNvdY_eZNNQ
Don't forget to add your hashtags of the day:
#spieltagistfeiertag #echteliebe
>>64275386
every day is feiertag in the ruhrpott, cause they're all unemployed
>>64275402
>not being NEET master race
enjoy your wageslavery
>japanese people legitimately say "moshi moshi" during the intro of a phone call
Haha
>>64275386
#echteliebe
Corporate slave BTFO
>>64275402
Milking cows and cleaning up horse shit hardly passes as a job as well, Alois.
>>64275433
I say "Muschi Muschi" when I answer phone calls
>>64275444
i'm not a bauer
>>64275450
>I'm not a Bauer, I'm a Landwirt with Agrarstudium
Fucking Bauern these days...
>>64275446
Schwör auf Koran
>>64275386
Ey ihr Scheiss Deutscehen seid so ne Drecksbastards ihr mushriks yallah ich verfluche euch
>>64275543
Merkel pls
>Nürnberg
>not getting rekt
pick one
>klopp
>chicharito
>pep
have we reached peak bundesliga on /sp/?
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>>64275731
>this 'no' gimmick
zzzzzzz
>Shitgart
the memery never ends
Why does no one give Hertha any credit?
Because they arent playing beautiful football?
>>64275876
Because they are not Buyern or Dortmund
>>64275876
dorftrottels being butthurt
>mfw Hertha plays in the EL/ CL and embarasses us again
>us
>>64275876
They are solid, that's all. There is nothing special about what they play so they fly under everyones radar.
is the next round draw tonight?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
SOFTEST PENULTY EVER
>Shitgart
It just doesn't end.
>stutturd
When will vfl bochum ever be good?
>>64276074
Kagawa will be bench again.
I don't understand it
He plays well
>>64276170
he still plays a lot, but yeah I agree he's good enough to start most games
Dortmund changed for the better when he came on in the last game.
This is typical Tuchel, too autistic to make sense of.
>>64276170
Tuchel is an autistic sperg. Probably doesn't like the way Kagawa combs his hair or something.
>Augsburg resting players
Kagawa plays too much
he needs some rest
Danish sounds like talking german with a hot potato in your mouth desu
>>64276278
i'd put denmark's hot potato in my mouth
>>64276278
Hot potato speech is a medical term. Did you know that?
>>64276294
and by that you mean her shit huh?
>>64276256
hehe
>>64276294
I don't understand.
>>64276050
Augsburg does somewhat fine
>>64276297
interedasting
I do know now
>>64276303
no
>>64276311
why not?
>Ramos starting
What is Tuchel thinking?
>>64276338
I'm readying my memearrow to use when he scores a goal in the 15th minute
>>64276338
Tactics desu
>No Kagawa
Does Tuchel want to lose this match?
>>64276366
Poor man's Muto DESU
brb taking a hot bath
you can come too senpai
>>64276385
no thanks
>>64276311
It's supposed to be good.
I don't hate Tuchel cuz he made okazaki good striker.
but he is mad man
>>64276366
That's why he'll come in and fix the result like on sunday.
At least he isn't playing Weidenfeller.
>tfw 1860 advances and then plays Buyern
Munich would be in Ausnahmezustand.
>Munich would be in Ausnahmezustand.
Nothing special nowadays :^)
>it's raining in Augsburg
>stadium discjockey in Augsburg playing Last Christmas
I forgot how much fun olivetexting and reaction imaging is
>>64276409
Where does the crust around the meat come from and what does it consist of?
>>64276385
I'm not capable to enjoy a bath at home anymore. I would need to do this someplace I am not home
>>64276593
>Wham!
>ever
What is she playing now? Indina Jones?
>>64276604
Skin and fat
HÄRTER BSC
Hertha is the Donald Trump of Bundes
>>64276522
Why? Just a derby
Watching Aubameyang stretch makes me realize I need and want to look up a proper stretching regime
>>64276627
What part of the animal is it then where the entire shell consists of skin and fat?
When was the last time you watched a season finale?
>>64276649
It's from the neck or back. It doesn't go all the way around
>ARD LIVESTREAM SHITTY AF
>>64276547
I would welcome the mulatto qt in the second row.
>>64276664
Hmmmm
mats macht ne bude heute
>>64276707
Pretty sure the bottom of the meat is just a bit burned on the picture like on this one
Do you know what the word "juvenile" means? Because I don't
>>64276720
like juventus (the football club)
>>64276718
Now that's what I call a crust! It's all fat isn't it?
>>64276674
WHY?
>>64276739
It's the actual skin of the pig with a lot of fat attached
You can just smell the spaghetti Tuchel is cooking right now.
>>64276773
No you can't.
>>64276772
Ah yes I remember that from eating spanspagrise once
>>64276759
NO IDEA M8.
>>64276773
Its going to be really tasty to eat after he wins
*stegeso
how long until first refball for Dortmund?
too late
>>64276822
That's not a dish
>>64276851
Shut up you lonely fag.
Are you guys watching the handball? Denmark - Romania starting now. I'm listening on the radio
>based Piszczek pushed bitch boy Ginter out of the starters
Ginters crosses are pretty based though.
>>64276851
lasagna
>>64276866
I watched Kiel - Flensburg a while ago on Viasat Sport 3
was pretty good
>>64276851
It's Spanferkel
>>64276384
Nah
>>64276875
*lasagne
>>64276866
Good choice. The DFB cup is boring
>>64276880
Flensburg is my favourite handball team
>it's a "refball for Dortmund" episode
another rerun?!
>>64276900
are flensburg the best danish handball team?
>>64276900
I forget that handball is a thing
>>64276923
It really isn't.
>>64276886
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMro8GgW42s
>>64276911
Yes
>>64276923
see >>64276932 but women's handball was great fun in the 90s
>>64276953
ha ho he
>>64276953
What part of Spandau are you from, m8?
>Gräfe is still allowed to ref matches
>>64276963
Mariendorf
>>64276963
*reinickendorf
>>64276905
Until they score
Matthias Opdenhövel is based. He really relaxes while commentating and shuts up once in a while.
>>64276963
ballet
Just get to the draw already
Don't hurt OUR baby Julian!
>>64276979
It's Gerd Gottlob, brudi.
almost gave one up
holy lel that look
>>64276999
>>64277000
>>64276866
Fuck off you lonely faggot.
>>64276998
Why does every team try to kill Weigl anyway?
where is shinji kagawa?
>>64277021
They just want body contact with that qt twink.
>>64276979
It annoys me that he just used sliding tackle nstead of Grätsche.
Tacky stuff like that ruin the comfy.
>>64277015
Shut up, newfag.
>the face of the assistant
Jii! Jii! Jiiiii!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8CeP15EAS8
>>64277026
committed seppuku
>>64276953
Congratulations. Good season so far.
>>64277026
One the bench to rest for saturday
>>64277026
Playing Xenoblade Chronicles X
>dortmund play
>thread is full of fidschis
>>64277055
Enrico-Ronny pls go
>>64277055
stfu mofo.
its only one single jap-bro and hes around dortmund threads all the time.
>>64277036
Is it true that Borussia Dortmund is the only corporation in the Bundesliga?
you should leave then :)
>fidschi apologists
>>64277079
not really
they are the only stock company
>>64277036
Will Jii prevent this=?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbYHY_QhiBw
>>64277055
I have never been Fiji!
why does the commentator say augsburg doesnt do any attacking? they exceed my expectations in that regard desu, there definitely have been a few attacks
WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER
>>64277080
hey brazil
>>64277116
hello
>>64277079
The only one that's publicly traded, e.g. Bayern and HSV are corporations as well.
Werner!
Maybe they should let Augsburg score already
will bürki ever be goat?
i dont think so 2bh.
>>64277143
Shut up, newfag.
>>64277143
He's a good bottom for Royce though.
Holy shit, Stuttgart actually scored?
Literally half the coaches at the handball WM are Danish lamo
>>64277184
wrong thread attention whore
crap
refball
Pretty cool gallery of European amateur football games.
http://www.hansvandermeer.nl/projects/europeanfields
>>64277184
>meme sport dominated by people from a meme country
makes sense
>Obama tackles him from behind
>no yellow
>watching first halfs of dfb cup matches
>>64277201
this is why people don't like you
>>64277225
brazil is cool with me
>>64277176
Yeah, no upsets today.
gräfe is not a manlet
>>64277225
stop making stuff up
>>64277241
best american bro
>>64277241
Yeah but you are a dumb plastic fan. You are just as bad as him.
