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bump for good regens
Reminder that yellow cards are more important than possession
Woke up at the right moment edition.
Still sick though.
>>64266555
Is that Carlos VIllanueva?
>>64266590
lolno
>>64266532
>OP pic
monthly reminder
>>64266614
Damn. he's one of my favorites to get whenever I need a cam.
>>64266616
you see Ivan, you don't actually need to win, only not lose
>>64266614
MY PENIS
>>64266616
Never gets old.
>>64266638
I could get behind this.
She can't keep getting away with it!
>>64266668
>tfw I won't get behind her
>tfw want to play 13 just to see him and his partner develop but no longer have the willpower to do so
The struggle is real.
>>64266700
Now that's a qt.
>>64266810
Stop getting old, HC.
fucking anderlecht
>>64266958
Give me a map to the fountain of youth and I'll tribble like there's no tomorrow.
I have not given this kid a nick name. Meet John Monster
>>64266966
FUCKING ANDERLECHT
>>64266989
>giving nickname to Ozil
>>64266989
>current year
>remembering pics
>>64267004
>>64267008
god damnit I tried so hard to beat you to it.
here's the evidence
what is the cheapest i can get fm16 for?
how the mighty have fallen
Wow, this sure is worth the £500k a year upkeep costs for my youth academy that my club can barely afford :^)
I have a regen who's last name is Deadman
>>64267321
Also
>4 fucking wingers in the intake when I have never ever played a formation with wingers
Thanks for that famalam
At least there's this guy and I do play two ball-winning midfielders so he could become something.
>>64267378
>>64267476
Now theres a fuckin name
>>64267321
>upgrading facilities in sky bet league 2
Tempting administration, I see
>Man City have won the CL 3 consecutive times
I don't like this save
w e w
>young regen striker out 5 months with knee tendonitis
>finally comes back
>a month later torn knee ligaments, out 2 months
>>64267499
Delete it.
Smash the harddrive for good meassure.
>>64267476
It's actually no that weird a name in norwegian.
It's pronounced Salt-bo-nés
Cheese to the rescue
>>64267577
He'll always be Saltbones to me.
>tfw too many inconsistent players
>tfw don't know who to play
>>64267495
desu I wasn't quite expecting upgrading junior coaching once and once again to go from £30k a year costs > £200k a year costs > £500k a year costs
That said if we hopefully gain promotion I can keep up with these costs.
>>64267378
>not having a regen named toilet
>>64267680
>half your defence dreads playing in big games
>>64267765
is that FM12? Fucking upgrade, man
Haven't been able to settle on a competent tactic in FM16. Nothing has clicked. 3 seasons in and my best win streak is 2 (two) games.
Defence is pants-on-head retarded 80% of the time. Tried all sorts of combinations but nothing sticks.
>>64267855
>is that FM12?
>>64267880
5-1-1-1-2 WB Wide
>>64267855
No. This is.
>>64267782
>player allegedly "relishes big matches"
>gets nervous from the get go
r8
TSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
never had this happen before
>>64268003
8/10 would romance with a high quality dinner
>>64268022
probably scored 17 goals against Elche or something
top lad
>>64268099
Scored in every game in the CL group stage.
>>64268222
against?
>>64268222
Milan 3, Copenhagen 3 and Leverkusen 4.
He scored 10 of real's 14 goals
>>64268132
that logo hoo boy that is why i play football manager for
Just figured out I can sign Croatians on slave wages to play on my second team. Its like a real Qatari experience
>Best team in the league, bar none
>lowest average attendance (not counting the continental cup matches)
whats up with this?
>>64268662
Are you man city?
>>64268662
at the start of every game every team as their average attendance set, as well as their fan status set (including loyalty, expectations, etc). now if you've taken a team that is not historically popular, it will take some time before they reach the level of the other teams as far as reputation and popularity
>>64268631
is there a "steal their passport and revoke their VISA" option for when they complain about not getting 1st team time?
>>64268807
Put a 3 year extension clause and then send them to my feeder club in Iraq every year is a good substitute
>Ranieri's contract rumoured to hold a 100k bonus for staying up with another 100k for each additional place above 17th
>You will never unexpectedly win the title and get a 1.7mill bonus
>>64268675
>Man City
>best in the league
Leicester.jpg
>>64268708
that makes sense. My club was only founded in 2014 after all. We managed to increase our season ticket sales from 50 my first year to 58 this past year.
>>64268819
>Ranieri's ability is only limited by the money he receives so he was shit with Greece with no bonuses but decided to win the Prem to exploit his contract
I could really see my in game reputation blowing up if I took this job
>>64268851
Also every town/nation has a population listed. If you are from some shit hole town with only 50 (extreme example) people, it reduces your potential for attendance increases. Also if you're in an average sized city with multiple well attended clubs, it also affects your crowd numbers (eg. if you are a third team coming up from Manchester or Liverpool)
>>64268910
I'm in Gibraltar and our stadium can only seat like 1,500 people
>>64268910
Sanfrecce are like one of the biggest clubs in Asia, if you're interested in the weird and wacky world of Asian Champions League it is a good comfy team to use.
>>64268939
Meant for >>64268878
>>64268878
The locals won't have much love for you if you bomb
>Laffs
>>64268992
I took a look at their finances, and with the kind of money they've got, I could really go nuclear in the transfer market
>>64269016
I hear they have a good youth setup too. They had a Little Boy a while ago that blew them away.
>>64268003
6/10 not actually that special
>>64269060
>>64269125
Mates...
>>64269252
Why the fuck would you sign fellongball
yeee
>>64269276
For Feyenoord right?????????
>>64269252
y tho
>>64269276
because why wouldn't I sign the most overrated player on FM?
>>64269331
You signed Ronaldo too?
>>64269346
What? If a 43 year old crippled ronaldo wanted to play for me I'd let him.
>>64269252
Oh yeah it's a free transfer btw
>inb4 we still lose
>>64269394
Oh for fuck's sake
>>64269437
this fucking game, man...
>>64269437
Cheese merchants not wanted
>united bid for a 16 year old regen
>refuse
>united offer hom a contract
>united sign my player
all in one day
>>64270074
>letting youth contracts expire
Deserve it
>find delicious wb in the spanish third division
>he's on 65 dollaroos a week
>offer is accepted
>wants to get bumped up to 53k
PFFFT
This thread is slower than me. And I'm having a bed rest right now.
C-can I do it?
>>64271835
>australia literally winning on heart alone
>>64271841
NEYMAR WHO?
i hate this fucking game
>>64271895
>the fairytale continues
how do i save this guy from being terrible?
it's his first season but i want him to average better than fucking 7.00
>Australia, Belgium, England or Denmark will win this world cup
Which would result in the best shitposting?
>>64271950
>>64272309
I think we all know mate
>>64272374
>straya wins the 'slavery' world cup in 2022
>/sp/ explodes
STRAYA STRAYA
who /surprised by /cwc/ on telly/?
>>64266986
Somewhere near/in Germany, the qts here are 10x better than Brazilian qts.
>tfw you will never have a German qt gf
does anyone win trophies in their first season? I just got fm'd hard in the liga nos as braga. 2 games to go and i am 2 points down from first with a game in hand and i lose to the bottom team 0-1 and they only had 2 shots all game.....
>>64271950
>>64272500
based as fuck
nice name buddy
>>64273576
tfw doom is on the horizon
I had a really great game plan for that match, but then I lost three playmakers to injury in 2 weeks.
>tfw spent 15 minutes creating a superleague when there's a fucking database already made for it
wew
Is Ozil autistic?
>>64273696
Could've been worse. Got the away goal.
16.2.0 out
>>64273905
what does it contain?
>>64273911
http://www.footballmanager.com/news/football-manager-2016-update-16-2-0
>>64273911
i don't want to get defensive and have to counter a lot of misguided claims, but the standard route SI took in order to assert control over quality was attacking various bugs and introducing an overload of tweaks
>>64273920
cheers bae
>>64273934
>
>>64273943
your the one who started namedropping mentalities
>every thread on 4chan besides this one now dedicated to spoiling star wars.
Logging off until after the weekend.
Miles be with you all.
>>64273997
snape kills dumbledore
>>64273997
guess there might be some issues with me waiting until after Christmas to go see the movie
>>64273997
Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker's father
>>64274067
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGoYvWOHME4
>>64273997
Move to Bhutan
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-35091724
>Incidentally, if you are in Bhutan, we can't say whether The Force Awakens will be shown there - the country's two cinemas have not yet replied to the BBC.
This can't be a real name can it? dutch bros?
>>64274324
http://www.eurosport.co.uk/football/fabian-ho-a-hing_prs410974/person.shtml
>A top-tier Bulgarian club have been banned from the league after their players left the pitch in protest of a referee decision.
>Litex Lovech - fourth in the table - left the field when leading 1-0 against Levski Sofia.
>The league leaders had just been awarded a penalty and Litex reduced to nine men.
>"It was the only possible decision according to disciplinary rules," the Bulgarian Football Union said of the ban.
>>64274492
Similarly, Twente is banned from europe for 3 years and will be dissolved if they don't comply with a FIFA investigation in to shady business.
>>64274492
>>64274579
>the hovel of european football
morning lads!
Just imagine Ladford wearing this Bradford City Christmas cardigan
>>64274324
>He doesn't know about the Dutch GK called Boy Waterman
Wew lad. And he's actually pretty good. He's on a free on FM15 at least.
>>64274754
Were you sleeping until now? Wew lad, you should come to Germany, the qts will keep you awake ;) (speaking as a foreigner)
>>64274754
>morning
any notable changes from today's patch?
>>64274754
Morning was 4 and a half hours ago
>>64274821
>Morning was 4 and a half hours ago
>>64274799
yeah I just woke up
>>64274804
>me
>>64274821
yeha
so anyway thanks miles, since the patch came out I can't launch my game anymore. I launch it from steam and then the steam client and game never launch. I reopen steam and it says the game is still running
>>64274813
Consider reading the thread
>>64273920
>>64274821
>4 and a half hours
>>64274837
Try rebooting, then try uninstalling and reinstalling steam. Usually fixes it for me.
>>64274848
>Joe
>>64274849
thanks lad, brb
>>64274860
>>64274860
>dutch posters in general
>>64274848
>>64274837
>>64274836
>using a timezone than GMT
>his timezone is described as +/- GMT
>>64274930
>By the GMT timezone 4 and a half hours ago was 12:50
>12:50
>Morning
Is his heading redeemable?
I'm pretty tempted to just go mad here
>>64275005
>16:50-4:30=12:50
>german maths
>tfw accidentally uninstalled all of my games
>>64275112
how do you even manage to do that
>agree to £20m release clause for a player worth about £5m
>never think anyone will pay it
>Monaco pay it on deadline day
>no LB left in my squad now
>>64275120
I was trying to move the steamapps folder outside of the uninstall directory and my computer overheated and crashed so the folder got lost
>>64275120
>how do you even manage to do that?
ftfy
>>64275072
Nazi is still decent, right?
>>64275112
I thought I was retarded.
ayyy
>>64275178
>overheated
Do you keep your house at 90f
How the fuck does it overheat
(Does anyone else really enjoy leaving off question marks just to annoy Norway )
>>64275178
Are you by any chance living in the middle of one of those deserts in Nevada?
>>64275178
Have you tried before to just uninstall FM by itself? Also, if your computer can't handle moving all those folders at once, it's shit.
>>64275154
4 SCOOPS CMON SON
>Samuel Eto'o has been appointed player-manager at Turkish side Antalyaspor.
Predictions?
>>64275288
Crash and burn in lower mid table before being sacked before the season even over.
>>64275288
For 3 games
>>64275221
I'm drunk okay
>>64275248
No, I had my computer resting on a blanket and I was trying to download 1 GB of music through my browser simultaniously
>>64275264
I actually live in the great lakes region
>>64275275
No, but its too late now. And yeah, my computer is shit. it's a 4 year old pavilion
>>64275307
Ah, only this calendar year, did not know, thanks
>>64275315
>I had my computer resting on a blanket
Damn it, son. You know a laptop and a blanket are worst enemy.
Also
>crashed after only moving and downloading 1 gigs of files
Even my old 300 buck PC (8 years ago) could do that in a flash. Your laptop maintenance is poor.
WHY DO I ALWAYS DRAW WHEN I LEAD AT HALF TIME
SHIT TEAM SHIT TACTICS
>>64275315
>I actually live in the great lakes region
Pretty much most of our North American posters seem to be nearish them
Apart from Oranje I think
afternoon lads
how is life
how is save
>>64275346
You answered your own question
>>64275363
G'day.
Still sick.
No tribble no more.
>>64275335
I carried this laptop around with me through being homeless for 6 months in 2014. The screen isn't even fully attached to the base anymore. It's limping to the barn, truly
>>64275350
It's a nice place to live, and probably has the biggest football following in the country
>>64275363
in my save you just penned a 4 year deal with QPR and supporters were thrilled
>>64275363
>>64275382
What? You've been homeless once? What happened? Hopefully everything's better now.
>>64275178
>tripfag
>can't be bothered to learn the basics of how a computer works
>alcoholic shitwit who listens to hipster music and calls himself 'Claire'
>self-prevented from posting 1MB+ png screenshots
Good.
>>64275363
Good Afternoon
Very good, I'm traveling through Germany. ATM in Nürnberg. (SO MANY FUCKING QTS REEEEEEEEE)
Took a stop from FM, don't have FM16 and I can't find an interesting club.
>>64275382
Did you manage to get a good job and a good place to live now? Hoping everything is ok.
>>64275363
Just dead rubber matches left at the end of another title winning season, will play through them when I'm back later
>>64275315
>he primarily used a laptop
>>64275403
I got kicked outta my apartment cuz I lost my job and ended up going on a Jack Kerouac style road trip all over the american west
>>64275416
Yeah, all is good now! I'm a writer professionally, and it pays the bills
desu bein homeless was like a 6.5/10 experience, not too bad really. I fell in with a few street punks and ended up going around stealing liquor and food and reselling the booze at the shelter for cheaper than it was in store
>>64275415
>Australian
>>64269125
>>64275350
Brobrobro lives in Denver
>>64275476
Nani please, you will never be Ronaldo, give up
>>64275471
Good to hear everything's better now. Now you just need to save some money to buy new laptop to tribble.
Miles order.
>>64275471
Get a job you bum.
>>64275506
thanks. I'm looking at getting myself a new laptop for christmas
>>64275506
>new laptop
hc pls
>>64275513
fuck off dad writing is totally a real job
>>64275536
Well considering that he's a writer he'll move a lot so I guess laptop is a logical thing to buy.
Cute cat you have there BTW.
>>64269125
>Love
>Beauty
Fair Enough
>Youth
What, no. I'm not even 20.
>>64275471
Good to know all is good now. Now go buy FM16, Miles orders you to do so.
>>64275569
he already has a shit pc in a mobile case
no need to buy a second one
>>64275589
>not wanting to tribble in plane or train or in hotel room when on business trip
Installing FMs in a laptop are one of the best decision I have ever made.
>>64275589
>he put a case around his mobile
>>64275607
he already has the laptop to do that
why buy another shitty overpriced pc that is prone to overheating
>>64275612
you're not even trying anymore yd
>>64275620
Mobile cases are shit
All of them
Never used one never will
>>64275624
it's like you didn't even read my post
>>64275573
I bought FM16 the day the beta came out lad
>>64275569
yeah exactly. Can't lug my desktop around the road trip I have planned in two weeks
I understand where you guys who are saying to buy a desktop are coming from but this laptop isn't even in a state to be a backup at this point. the screen is literally detached from the base save for the cable
>>64275537
what kind of stuff do you write?
>>64275643
>the screen is literally detached from the base save for the cable
>>64275654
Kotaku articles
>>64275643
>the screen is literally detached from the base save for the cable
Just like one of my old laptop. Luckily I have a spare CRT monitor lying around so I just cut the monitor cables and connect it through RGB to said CRT.
Now that (soon to be) 7 years old laptop is living it's live as a desktop PC put in the living room for everyone to use. Still running it's full speed because of good maintenance.
>>64275654
music reviews and short stories are my bread and butter, but I also take jobs on freelance that have ranged from writing blog content on a companies page to viral marketing to boilerplate website text
>>64275669
>>64275672
I don't know a damn thing about computer maintenance and I really should.
>>64275696
sounds like a pretty nice comfy job m8
>>64275717
It's a very comfy job. I set my own hours, I can travel whenever I want, I can take breaks, it's pretty great.
>>64272287
please respond
>>64272287
Technique training>>64275753
>>64275711
it's simple
don't stick in in a fucking cubby hole to collect dust
(the late 90s where every single desktop tower was shoved behind the desk into a corner made everyone who had ever looked inside a pc die)
!!!!!don't cover the air intakes or outtakes!!!!!
no matter what you do, don't cover them.
you have a laptop and they're only on the bottom?
do pic related
clean it once a year or so
(this is optional for desktops and unlikely to ever be done on laptops, but if you're OCing it's pretty solid) every fourth year or so chuck some new thermal paste on your cpu
other than that it's basically don't smash the shit out of it
>>64272287
>>64275753
Train more on jumping and heading imo.
And don't think to much of his average rating. As long as your team is defensively sound, it's all good.
>>64272287
>below 7.00 is bad
lel, these easy-mode babbys
>>64275776
thanks for the tips, I appreciate that
>>64275776
i endorse this post
>>64275776
Or he could just buy a 5 bucks laptop cooler to keep his laptop cool.
But he also have to do some software maintenance imo like defragging and cleaning up files and registries to keep it running full speed.
>>64275791
when i've got hector bellerin averaging 7.80 on the season right next to him it's bad
>>64275248
no bullly. This is a safe zone.
is this qt iranian worth a bang?
do their international fixtures clash with western league schedules?
>>64275798
also, if you ever get around to not being an idiot and building a pc
you want more air in than out (ie more fans pointing in)
ideally airflow should be balanced, but air will always find a way out if you cant get a perfect balance
will just mean you'll have to wipe shit down slightly more frequently
also, turn your pc off, wait 30 seconds
and you can't break it unless you try to
modern materials have so much idiot proof shit built into them that short of attempting to break them you can't
if you have troubles feel free to bring it to me (irl senpai, swing by the greatest state in the east), and if I can't help I know several people who have been building pcs longer than anyone besides maybe hc has been alive
>>64275833
>Or he could just buy a 5 bucks laptop cooler to keep his laptop cool.
you mean a big fan, right?
sure, you can do that.
or you can just grab two random objects and lift the ass end of it up for free
>software maintenance
download CCleaner
run it once a year with whatever options you like (actually run it like once every 4 months or so)
you're probably good
uninstall shit you don't need
a registry cleaner is great if you need every ounce of performance out of your pc, but since you're keen on buying laptops you clearly don't
get rid of your anti virus, just let windows defender do it's shit
don't download sketchy things without running it by people you trust
internet explorer is no longer the shitfest it was in 2005. yeah it's still awful, but that's only because google and mozilla actively develop their shit.
>>64275886
B-but that's basically what I've been doing to maintain my laptops.
And I run Ccleaner once every 2 weeks.
If job aren't too demanding I also prefer desktop but alas...
alright now it says FM is 100% installed but the thing won't start
baka steam
>>64275927
Just wait for a couple of minutes until it says it's done.
Just like love, sometimes you just have to wait.
>>64275913
what you're doing is good
but most people don't install/uninstall software frequently enough for software cleanups to be necessary that frequently
modern OS and big name software are also pretty good and natively cleaning up
and defragging is usually a last ditch 'lets see if this improves anything before I chuck this piece of shit in the trash' unless you know you've fragmented shit
>three injuries
>cm, cm/cam, cm/cam
>>64276024
why do you kill your players
I always forget my steam account was originally named germansinleatherpants
at least this process has showed me that
>>64276137
and your join date is before 1/1/2010, right?
>>64275927
Just push the button harder.
Just like love, sometimes you just have to use force.
>>64276178
nah i think it was sometime in 2013
>>64276200
>downloaded 1.6 GB/1.6 GB
>time remaining - 2 hours
thanks miles
Crash dumps killing my desire to play.
Where can i find the cheapest steam key for FM16?
finally got it working. that's exactly how I wanted to spend 3 hours.
>russia loses to Poland in women's handball world cup
>norwegian refs didn't give a clear penalty to the russians with 12 seconds remaning with the score being 21-20
We champions now
>>64276413
you're almost as bad as argentina caring about random shit sports
>>64276328
CDKeys are always pretty good.
>>64276434
>the qt-bowl
>shit
>>64276466
the qt bowl is beach volleyball
>>64276434
2bh it's one of the very few "global" sports we're relevant at, and it's popular here.
>>64276328
Nuuvem is good, but you need a Br Br Hue Hue Steam Account. So CDKeys may be better for you.
>>64276463
Thank you James!
the match engine updates made my tactics dangerously cheesy
>>64276581
>meet PSV in the leage and the cup twice in a week, both at The Kuip
>first game ends 1-1
>second game
>>64276652
>>64276581
no idea why I replied to you, Ivan. Ignore it.
>>64276652
fucking brutal
>>64276652
Based Luciano
>>64276676
No worries Jan.
>>64276727
I like your goal.
Here is a similar one.
2028 ballon dor and fifa player of the year in my save
I tried to get him for my club but he chose to go to Real that offered him much more money.
the guy made 12 goals and 23 assists in 24 games last season (8.05 Av R)
>>64276916
>9.20 vs Elche
>7.20 vs Sevilla
>6.70 vs Barceloa
>9.10 vs Las Palmas
>6.80 vs atletico
>>64276960
>>64276960
holy shit its cronaldo
>>64276960
>have xavi and nicolas anelka
>my pace babby qatari scores all the goals
Thinking about dumping Xavi's 200k contract and buying some speed
>Can see what you said last without clicking like some hobo
10/10 update well done miles
>>64277781
>form window thingy on profile doesn't show average over last 5 games anymore
Maybe i judged a bit prematurely.... 2/10 update
10/10 update simply because the increase of accuracy on shots on goal has turned my tactics from B grade cheese to Grade AAA cheese
