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ARI:Mike Smith to miss 8-10 weeks after surgery
PIT:Marc-Andre Fleury diagnosed with a concussion
MON:Carey Price wins Lou Marsh Memorial Trophy
PIT:Penguins lose Beau Bennett for 4-6 weeks
PIT:M-A Fleury out Wed., may have a concussion
FLA:Jaromir Jagr (flu) appears to be out Tuesday
MIN:Minnesota claims Jarret Stoll from waivers
MON:Zack Kassian has been reinstated by NHL/NHLPA
DET:Pavel Datsyuk feels 'something is missing'
CAL:Karri Ramo (flu) is good to start on Tuesday
TB:Brian Boyle scores SH goal to lift Lightning
WAS:Another gem for Washington G Braden Holtby
7pm:
NJD@BUF
FLA@NYI
EDM@>rags
CAR@PHI
7:30pm:
TBL@TOR
SJS@MTL
8pm:
CGY@NSH
>cancucks@Pedophiles
STL@WPG
8:30pm:
COL@CHI
CBJ@DAL
>rags
>hongcouver
>1915
>canada
>>64264320
BUF
FLA
>rags
CAR
TBL
MTL
NSH
MIN
STL
COL
DAL
You have 10 seconds to tell me why Stoll won't have a 40 point season with Minnesota
NEWS
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Shit team
Shit fans
Shit uniforms
Shit city
Shit state
>sturs
Kane will extend his point streak to 27 tonight and there's nothing you can do to stop the Blackhawk dynasty.
>>64264700
t b h I think the Hawks are about as close as a team is going to get to the traditional dynasties of hockey, I dont think it's really possible to win 4 in 5 or 3 in 4 anymore
>>64264650
Rags
>>64264320
What does this image have to do with the sport of hockey?
>>64264650
>rags
>>64264789
they were one goal away from a threepeat
it hurts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kQ60frG0kc
>rags
>>64264798
It represents the Frog-Canadian origins of the sport
BEST TEAM IN HOCKEY
>>64264990
>>64265106
How many "welcome home stammer" signs will we see at the >laffs game tonight
How do you pronounce Patrick Roy's last name?
>>64264977
>meme team that got swept by the worst
>best team in hockey
>>64265254
WAH
>>64265254
Ruaa
>>64265269
>tattoos
Dropped
>team is 5 points out of a playoff spot
>everyone demands a raise
>JEST
>mfw the avs end Kaner's streak like they ended the Hawsk win streak a few years back
>>64265372
So all in for the avs?
Reminder that the NHL is going to name a rapist and convicted assaulter its MVP this season.
>>64264700
>blackocks
>dynasty
pick juan
>Da Burrs get annually BTFO in December
>sudden influx of Hawks posters
Like clockwork
>>64265106
Pubix is not /sp/ according to our Not moot overlord.
>>64265443
Stay mad, 1993land
>>64265564
he actually admitted that food is a sport so we're fine
>>64265564
>taking orders from zipperheads
I shiggy
>>64265573
>You can win off a tie
disgusting sissy yuro sport
>>64264471
Because he doesn't have a bona fide roster spot. For now I'm guessing he will take over the 3C spot so they can move Coyle back to wing. Haula has gotten over the sophomore slump and is playing great for a 4C lately. The wild still want to see how Graovac plays, he was injured in the first game and is getting his legs in Iowa currently. I assume he will get more than a few looks at 3C in time. Expect Stoll to be a cheaper Brodziak and nothing more until he shows something.
>inb4 Brodz is only 900k
>inb4 hour+ response
>>64265372
>mfw the wild beat dallass in the first round, continuing the streak of knocking out the central winner
>>64265659
That guy is a perfect representative for the State of Pedos
>>64265687
How does a guy born in Northern Ontario, who also lives in Ontario in the summer, represent a pedophile or Minnesota other than being their coach?
>>64265770
Because he looks like a pedo, fucktard
>finnish goaltending
>>64265770
He looks like a creepy piece of shit like the average pedosotan
>>64265889
top jej
>>64265883
Canadians are pedos tbf
>>64265883
I didn't know there was a specific look, but I would have guessed it would involve a mustache.
>let's go leafs!
>>64265484
>Canada's NFL team gets
Oh wait. Well at least you got the Cuck Football League.
>pedosota is so salty they are trying to start USA vs Canada shitposting
>state of hockey
>no cups
>>64265372
>mfw like the last 6 teams the Hawks have played every single team said something similar.
If it happens it happens, but don't think you're original or prophetic because you called it.
>>64265895
>>64265960
>tfw no sick flow
>pickels
>>64265953
Nah I don't bother with that, there is enough border shit-flinging I'd rather not start any. Besides it was some sunbelt faggot that played the pedo card first
>>64265913
He looks like the guy who touched me when I was a kid tbf
hey hoc I just bought some veggies for my stir fry, how long do I have before they go bad?
Pro tip, if you hate the Rangers more than you hate the dullASS sturs you probably came from Reddit and no one on /hoc/ wants you here anymore
>>64265589
>>64264650
>rags
>>64265987
>state of hockey
>zero (0) cups
>>64265988
>molestesota
>>64265981
Go back to shitposting on /ck/
so guys what's looking like the most interesting match tonight?
>>64266007
nobody hates the rangers bro,
we need a class clown
>>64265923
les habitantes nos algerias aqipe
>>64266024
Laffs bolts desu
Also the dalass stars will BTFO the meme jackets
>>64266034
>mfw she bandwagoned the habs because of muh history
>mfw they'll never lift the cup again
>>64266024
Hawks/Avs
>>64266051
what if quebec secedes can they win then?
>>64266065
"no"
>>64266051
THE CURRENT YEAR
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>>64266024
>tfw all games start within an hour and a half
I plan on watching EDM vs NYR (rags)
Then watching >my team play while checking in on the COL vs CHI game
Obviously checking /hoc/ for the stamkos signs as another anon pointed out
Discuss
Do you guys prefer black people or india people?
>>64266089
Shit team
EXPLAIN THIS, ATHEISTS
>>64266089
>he only has one file named 'image'
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
>>64266089
No thanks. Let's talk Isles.
Gamethread for their game v. Florida is here:
>>64266104
>>64266104
>>64266104
>>64266102
depends on the tits
>>64266089
>Riggidy riggidy >rags
>>64266129
>Dem titties
Muh dick...
>>64266129
>>64266129
that guy coming in like "GIRUGAMESH" gets me every time
>>64266089
Shit fans
>>64266089
Shit franchise
>>64266129
why is this webm being post here so often? Am I missing something?
>>64266286
>norge
>>64266286
Ask trudeau
>>64266282
Americans like to distract themselves from the fact that they are ruled by a black muslim by making fun of le weed man
>>64266315
Id rather have Obama than
>DUDE CU CKOLDING LMAO
What game should I watch? They're all shit (6pm start that is)
>>64266282
canada's new leader is the effeminate homosexual dancing with the dindus
>>64266315
aren't those indians or something? There's literally nothing wrong with indians, they work and has a funny culture.
tfw it's another disappointing year to be in Pittsburgh.
>>64266336
deadmonton vs rags has the greatest shitposting potential imho
>>64266342
lel is that the new canadian prime minister? Well then i can understand why it's funny.
>>64266346
yeah those are indians. they're fine, its the mudslimes that are cucking canada
>>64266346
Americans are also ignorant of this despite being 63% white as a country.
L-lets go devils
>>64266348
>2009
>wake up hungover as fuck, the pongs won the cup less than 24 hours ago
>still waking up in shittsburgh
I didn't think this was a new feeling
>>64266348
You mean finally getting back to normal in Shitsburgh? At least you'll start shedding some bandwagon faggots
BARKOV
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>>64266346
they dont poo in loo
>>64266024
I'd recommend what >>64266081 said.
EDM vs NYR could be entertaining considering they had a 7-5 game not to long ago. EDM is currently on a 6 game winning streak too, so obviously this is the time to jump on the wagon.
So are we just shitposting here for the Oilels >rags game?
>>64266478
two indians are CEOs of your two most powerful corporations you literal cuck
>>64266585
go away texas
>>64266585
Well those two probably do poo in loo, doesn't change the fact that a lot of them don't
Best line in hockey right now?
>OILELS
>THINKING FOR A SECOND THIS WOULDNT BE ANOTHER LOTTERY PICK YEAR
No thread so I'll just leave this here
Why aren't Rangers gamethreads a thing anymore
>>64266694
cause they're a garbage team and literally every one of their fans is a bandwagoner who only shows up when they do good
>>64266694
Nobody cares anymore. I've made threads were i ended up as the only poster.
>>64266696
>>64266696
>>64266696
rags vs coilers
where are all the flim flam fans
>>64266725
Right here, we're really out here relation
>>64266694
Why watch the Rags when you can watch the Islanders, anon?
>>64266104
>>64266104
>>64266842
>kikelanders
yeah no thanks lmao
>>64266867
http://espn.go.com/nhl/attendance
jewlanders have the 2nd worst attendance is that why they are appealing to the kikes?
>>64266910
>>64266910
>>64266910
Laffs thread
>>64266867
> Butthurt that Hitler got BTFO by Soviets and Americans
> Rags SURELY don't have Jewish fans too, right?
Do hockey fans a favor and go back to /pol/.
>>64266725
here senpai
>>64266947
no
>>64266947
nein
also where the fuck the habs thread already
>>64266585
At least we have those. What the fuck has Czechoslovakia contributed other than shitty pilsner beer?
>>64267024
No one cares about the hasb
>>64267024
too lazy to create one and I might go for a walk listening it on 98,5 FM.
>>64267129
>>64267129
>>64267129
Wild Canucks thread
Sharks @ Habs
>>64267192
>>64267192
>>64267192
>>64266129
WHY IS THAT WHITE MAN CULTURALLY APPROPRIATING THOSE YOUNG LADIES CULTURAL DANCE?
SHITLORDREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>64267335
How many will Johnny Hockey score tonight?
Flyes/Canes is getting pretty meme
>>64266947
>implying half of /hoc/ doesn't spend their time on /pol/
Preds penalty shot
SCARRR Hodgson
>>64267518
have to have the puck to score senpai
>>64267608
>>64267613
I know remember Jurco's penalty "shot" from last night. Thank you.
>>64267608
>implying half of /hoc/ doesn't spend their time in your mom
Score update:
Florida Luongos 2 (6 SOG)
NY Islanders 0 (22 SOG)
>>64267720
wew
Hongcouver: playoffs, y/n?
>>64267608
>>64267758
yes. we're better than LA, phoenix, minnesota, nashville, winnipeg, and edmonton. the standings don't indicate that at this exact moment, but they will after another 30 or 40 games.
>mfw I just now realized there's a bear hidden in Minnesota Wild's logo
GO FLYERS
>>64267720
now 3-1 with the shots 9-26
>>64267943
Indeed
Ekblad actually scored on the 8th shot
>>64267897
lol at you right now thinking you could even hold LA's nuts
>>64267993
>actually falling for that
>Florida efficiency
Are they secretly German?
>>64266336
If you're a closeted weeaboo, go to the Isles v. Panthers thread. It's more of a Love Live thread than a gamethread there.
>chinkcouver's top line can't compete vs Minnesota's 4th
>sedin sisters
>>64267897
the jeb bush defense ey?
>T-Trump couldn't possibly carry on a lead in the polls all the way to the general election
>L-LA couldn't possibly carry on a division lead all the way to the playoffs
>canarabia
this video has over 1M views of Canadian kids praising ALLAH and Mohamed to the fucking Syrian refugees.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wd1IU_6rXNk
Absolutely heretical.
Will hockey be outlawed in cucknadia?
>>64267993
>>64268058
sure thing buds, enjoy burning yourselves out on the early season games that don't matter
>>64267897
>this delusion
literally a bottom five team even in this anus tier division
>>64267897
>we
>>64268114
its your guys year ;D
>>64268127
>we
Could this BE the beginning of a new and epic meme?
Why is there never any link to the Hawks gamethreads? I always have to go to the catalog like a caveman to find them.
>>64268248
>shitcago fans in charge of courtesy
>>64267897
>end of first
>Cantpucks 12 shots 0 goals
>Mild 17 shots 2 goals
>>64268230
i like how there's a hologram so you can tell it's an AUTHENTIC shitty knockoff joke hat
>>64267720
So Greiss > Halak, yes?
Guys, I was talking hockey with my brother in law and I mentioned the rags, and he laughed like I made a joke. I thought Rags was just a nick name, not a meme name.
>>64268369
>>64268424
it's been a recognized nickname probably since the O6 era
>>64268507
Oh okay, he's literally just retarded then. That's kind of what I figured.
FLYERS V HURRICANES TIED 3-3
>>64267897
>Phoenix
It's Arizona. It has been for a while now. No excuses for you, you delusional attention whoring tripcuck.
>>64268296
>Canucks horrible exposed goalie blunders: Zero
>Mild horrible exposed goalie blunders: One with every expectation of snowballing as the season progresses
>>64268719
nobody gives a fuck about what city or state the smalltime glendale rink squad happens to be appending to their name this year homie
cacuks suk dik lél
>>64268720
Daily reminder the cancucks have the same number of cups as the yotes
Kill me
>>64268816
just walk into your nearest publix, you're sure to get shot f am
any we want stamkos chants from the crowd yet?
>>64268808
show me the spot on lord stanley's cup with the engraving of glendale, phoenix, or arizona
i'll wait
>>64267897
The sisters are the only reason the canucks aren't in the basement.
>>64268858
Idk I was working for the first 2 periods but I imagine. I already have a publix sub in the fridge, maybe I can drown my misery in it
>>64268767
Why the fuck should the NHL expand in a country with no more than 40m or so people when they can experiment with larger TV markets and introduce the game to youth? We're already seeing NHL rookies from California and Florida, so something clicking.
> b-b-but you have low attendances!!!
That's because the team was shit rather than lack of interest m8. Don't tell me your fellow revisionist cucks in Quebec and Winnipeg were full house 24/7 before moving to Denver and Arizona respectfully.
Just stick to burning down your town you stupid bastard.
>>64268859
>Literally 100 years ago
>Literally not even a real team
They were just handing the cup around back then for shits and giggles. Fucking Canada and this grasping my fucking sides holy shit I'm dying faM hold me.
>there are people who haven't filtered Canada yet
>>64268859
Wow, your great-grandfather must have been thrilled to read about that in the newspaper before he died of polio.
>>64268895
>That's because the team was shit rather than lack of interest m8.
WRONG
When the coyotes won the division and went to the WCF they still had completely terrible attendance.
Nice try my desert spic friend.
>>64268895
man i can't wait until the taxpayers stop propping up your empty arena and you have to drive to vegas to watch a game
>>64268897
it's nice you can have a little giggle before the depression of realizing that your city has less hockey significance than seattle and all they have is a fucking WHL team sets in
>Vintage ROY Skinner shows up again
>Literally nobody else produces anything
This franchise never ceases to underwhelm me
>>64268916
I highly doubt the Chinese newspapers covered Canadian hockey back then.
>>64268859
Your Canucks had TWO chances to win it all. And you threw it away in Game 7 in your own fucking house. I can understand how consistent incompetence could drive a man to burn down his own town. Oh, and you're precious amateur cup?
> 100 years ago
> Not even a pro team
> Canucks didn't exist
But hey! Whatever makes you feel better. :)
hmm looks like the canucks are losing five to one to a team this>>64267897 nigger said are inferior
>>64268947
>The series was 3-2
>>64268986
Six*
>>64269006
wew lad
will we see another 9-1? no wonder this fucking idiot>>64268947 is so salty
>gostisbehere
>>64268986
>>64269028
last time we dropped a winter road game 6-1 in minnesota, we ended up going to game 7 of that season's stanley cup while binnesota languished in the basement
>>64267897
> Fighting with Edmonton for that 1st draft pick atm
> Unironically believes they're better than Nashville, LA, or Winnipeg
This attitude is why the Canucks are one of the most despised teams in the NHL, ladies and gentlemen.
>>64269063
Most diseased and vile fanbase in the whole league desu.
>6/20
>>64269050
Nice meme statistic. How many Stanley Cups have >you won again?
>>64269080
Coolest name na desu
>>64269050
Youre embarrasing yourself man.
>6-1
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>>64269063
>>64269077
trashville, glendale, and binnesota are the low-tier teams of hockey. they do not stack up against elite teams like vancouver and montreal, or even mid-carders like philly and detroit. a quick casual glance at the scores or standings may not reflect that at every given moment, but the long-term statistics do, and will continue to over the forseeable future.
you can call it salt, you can call it delusion, you can call it butthurt. but the fact of the matter is that it's simple reality and everybody who isn't a fan of those worthless teams knows it.
>>64269050
Oh, so losing Game 7 to the Bruins is a trophy now? Go home you're drunk.
>>64269063
Canucks fans are so awful they made people root for the Bruins in that SCF, it's amazing
>vancouver anal implosion
I like this
>>64269133
> Calls Preds, Yotes, and Wild trash-tier
> Preds have Weber, Forsberg, Rinne, and Josi
> Yotes with Domi, Duclair, Boedker, and Ekman-Larsson
> Wild with Parise, Koivu, Suter
> Nucks? Sedin geezers, past-his-prime Miller, and Virtanen (relegated to AHL now, lol)
Good luck with your pride. You're going to need it when your team starts tanking on you in a year or two.
>>64269133
Vancouver isn't good based on the stats dumbass
>>64269197
Virtanen isn't in the ahl bruh he's going to the wjc
Pretty sure this guy is a false flag troll btw there are literally zero Canucks fans that think we are on the level of Detroit or Montreal
been afk watching the repub debate for a bit. are cantpuck fans on suicide watch right now or have they already killed themselves?
>>64269245
He was before he was let go to join WJC:
http://blogs.vancouversun.com/2015/12/08/canucks-send-rookie-jake-virtanen-to-ahls-comets/
Otherwise, I agree with ya.
>>64269050
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>>64269257
Don't worry m8. Most are going to choose to be an hero by the time the Wild and literally everyone else in the West (maybe except the Oilers) are done with them.
>>64269288
>conditioning stint
i like the memes senpai, but where do i go to actually discuss hockey?
>>64269327
You're forgetting that they're going to delude themselves into thinking they'll get Matthews
>>64269349
>mfw cannucks get pulju
:( pls no
>>64269349
>>64269327
OUR YEAR
to win the draft lottery and commence dynasty
>>64269349
Nah senpai, he's ours.
where all the sharks fans at
gg habsbros
>tfw no 7-game losing streak
WEW
>>64269408
hope you really knocked them around
>>64269402
Checking in. Things are looking up atm
>jest
>laffs
so are the canucks moving to vegas now that they are the laughing stock of canada?
will the swede twins be able to take that desert heat?
>Preds in OT vs maybe the best OT team
surely this will end well
>>64269597
>maybe
Predators are about to lose another 3 on 3 baka.
>>64267608
this, hockey is the true white man's sport
they even make PK dress like this
>>64268947
So fucking anally annihilated, is this what having zero cups does to a fan's psyche?
>>64269605
I haven't looked at the stats. I just know they had more OT wins than regulation ones
Panthers scored 5 goals on a total of 16 shots against the Jewlanders kek
>>64269621
god damn it
It's at the point where the Preds would be better off committing a series of penalties right at the start of 3 on 3. The pk is shit too but at least there'd be some hope.
>>64269591
yes, trol u is in Nevada right now for that very reason.
:^)
>>64269649
Forget it, anon. It's flim flam town.
>laffs
>losing in OT
>>64269712
This is a good Pepe, do you want to trade for it?
>losing
>to the flims
>>64269709
excellent decor
>mfw flyers are elite again
TOLD YA'LL RIGHT NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAS
FLYERS MAKING THE STEW AND YOU'RE DRINKING FROM THE CHALAS NIGGA.
GOST IS ELITE
SCOREACEK IS BACK TO ELITE
GIROUX STILL ELITE
SIMMONDS BACKS UP HIS TEAMATE.ELITE!
BEST SCHENN STILL BEST SCHENN
VINNY STILL NOT PLAYING
EVERYTHING IS LOOKING GOOD FOR THE FLYERS.
STANLEY CUP HERE WE COME.
SEE YOU AT THE PARADE, FAGGOTS.
>>64269761
don't forget about Based Gudas killin niggas
