>that kid who bunted in kickball
>that kid who tried to throw curves in kickball but sucked
>that kid who chest-dropped the easiest pop flies in kickball
>>64263374
>drake
>>64263374
>that fat fuck who can only kick it far but cant do anything else
>that guys little sister who always wanted to play but couldnt into athletics but then grew up to be a qt
>kickball
Just play baseball you homos
>>64263445
Killing the rap game tbhwyfamlay. That ether like diss song he made about Meek made me respect him. He truly got bodied by a singing nigga
>>64263445
Meek pls go
>that kid who had a powerful shot and just smashed the ball in the direction he was facing every time he got the ball
>>64263545
>even into traffic, the nearby drainage ditch where it got waterlogged and muddy, or on a nearby roof thus ruining it for everyone
>>64263557
Ugh this. What's worse is that it was one of my cousins. Everytime we'd have to stop the game.
>that girl that tried to play kickball with the guys but would cry everytime she got out and went and complained to the teachers
>play kickball at school in gym
>coed
>hitting someone with the ball before they reach the base is an out
>peg a girl as she tries to make it to the base
>she starts crying
>you get in trouble for it
>drake
>canadian mulatto is considered best rapper today
>>64263374
>not throwing down some cheeky bunts when you're already an ELITE kicker
>>64263675
>ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?
>throwing curves at all in kickball
tryhards gunna try hard
best was in a league a dude got so buttfrustrated by a correct call that didn't go in his favor that he literally just tried to whip in a ton of fast curves but kept throwing balls instead
>that lunch supervisor that decided he wanted to play kickball with the kids
>Playing kickball
>On sideline
>See kid get hit in face with ball
>Laugh at him
>He tries to throw hammer fists at me like a whiny baby
>I keep my arms up and laugh at him more
>He gets suspended
>Was a great day
>not bunting in kickball
Are you retarded? It's the perfect strategy to get a man on base or move another into scoring position
>>64263772
Found the nerdy dweed faggot who had no leg LMAO
>>64263785
I'm a game manager
>those kids who couldn't catch a ball to save their lives
>easy outs turn into home runs
Smhtbhfam.
>that kid that always had to play catcher
>>64263857
catcher mf masterrace1!
Just sat there talking shit to whoever was up
>>64263857
>being all hot and sweaty for the rest of the school day
Nah
>>64263374
Is kickball really a thing in American schools?
I thought it was just some gimmick from Recess like the word 'whomps'
>>64264380
We also had smear the queer, tag, dodgeball, soggy biscuit, wall ball, 4 square, and king of the hill
>>64264380
of courshe
its a fun childhood game
>>64263374
I play league kickball and throw wicked curves, yo.
>mfw bunting is a respected 'skill' in the league
>mfw I only go for homers
>>64264417
I was with you until
>soggy biscuit
pls explain
>>64264380
kickball is dope af senpai
played it literally from kindergarden to 12th grade, then a couple of times on my college's quad
>>64264492
it's where you and your friends all circle around some type of food, masturbating to see who cums last
the person who comes last needs to eat the food item that you all came on
>>64263518
If you don't have enough people you're forced to settle with kick ball
>>64263518
Regular Rockefeller over here
Some of us couldn't afford the equipment
>>64264524
Jewish thing. They normally use a bagel and provide their own cream cheese. Faggots.
>>64263518
>he never played kickball at recess with his elementary school bros
Sad childhood you got there tbqh
>>64263968
>not having a post victory shower orgy with the lads
Top gay
>>64264524
Oh so the last one to jizz wins. I get it.
>the kids that ruined kickball by hovering near home plate when their team was in the field and sprinting in so that they would always get a chance to kick, and the teachers/supervisors never stopped them
>>64263445
His diss tracks get grammy attention
>>64264524
sounds like my type of game
>>64263772
I got on base every time I bunted. they play you deep so the bunt is an easy hit. Then they play close next time because you bunted and you just kick it over them.
>>64265017
>not cutting in front of people to take the place in the lineup that best suits your skills
You must have sucked
>>64265086
>place in the lineup that best suit your skills
nigga this is kickball
>>64263675
This was the best strategy. Keep those niggas guessin and the hunnies 'mirin.
>kickball
>not stickball
>>64265122
So you sucked. Only easy outs don't cut.
We played kickball in PE indoors which meant that kicking the ball into the ceiling counted as out. When I would pitch I had this strategy of yelling "don't hit the ceiling" at the kicker before the pitch and they'd lose their nerve and end up hitting it. It surprisingly worked pretty often.
>>64264524
We called it soggy waffles where I'm from.
>>64264380
kickball almost erryday in elementary school recess. At times we'd do wallball, foursquare or tag desu
>>64264417
>smear the queer
>tfw nobody complained about the name
Can't get away with that anymore lad, it's 2015.
>>64264976
We weren't allowed to use the showers after gym at my school
>>64263527
>back to back
>ether like
Ether was hard af, don't try to compare Drake to Nas
>>64265026
>grammy's
>white people choice awards
Choose one dork
>tfw getting smeared
Name was accurate at least
I honestly had no control over where I was kicking, just that I was kicking as hard as I possibly could. Fuck strategy.
>Polish kickball
>You can run either way after you kick the ball
>No force plays, you can go from base to base whenever you want
>Unlimited number of kids could be on a base
>entire team is on base, I come up to kick
>Knock in the entire team with a monster boot
>Showered with pussy for weeks after
>mfw
>>64265462
Shame the cis-hetero white male is the new name I hear
>>64265522
DUDE WHITE PEOPLE LMAO
>tfw I was the first person to ever kick it over the parking lot fence in middle school
had the honeys chanting my name the rest of recess
>>64263374
I raped at Kickball... always hit doubles/triples
adult kickball leagues are the bomb, get hammered and play some ball with fit girls. the only thing that rivals it is vball cause spandex
>>64265846
adult corec leagues are littered with try hards and social outcasts. terrible mixture.
>that one kid that always threw my scorching curveballs back b/c they weren't straight enough so I had to gently push it to you like a baby
>that one kid who kicked a subsequent pop fly and was instantly out
>that kid who purposely tried to break the ball when kicking it to look all tough but was just an ass who ruined it for everyone
>>64265873
Guessing you live in some shitty flyover state
>>64265921
Meant to post this peepee
>>64264721
Kek
>bitch nigga that would always ask for baby bouncy
>>64263772
Pussy ass bitch with no kicking power
>Bases loaded in kickball
>Slow babby roll coming straight for me
>Get too excited and boot the living shit out of it
>Ball immediately stuck in power lines
>No recognition for grand slam, game turns from kickball to "throw shit at the stuck ball to get it down"
>Throw a rock at it that comes down and breaks somebodies car window
>>64265933
Would you consider NYC a shit flyover state?
I'm guessing you have trouble getting laid like a normal person.
>that kid who got picked last every time but was the best player on the team
everyone on /sp/
Tfw you can't catch for shit
Damn it, team. Stop being so mean to me. I'm trying. I'm trying so god damn hard ;_;
>That guy who always gave a bouncing pitch in kickball
>>64266475
Literally me senpai.
>Get picked last for am. football
>Make an interception
>"wow you came out of nowhere anon"
>get picked 2nd to last next time
>>64266475
I've got swag so I go 2-4 tbph
Always have
>that kid who sprayed a full can of deodorant in the changing room after every lesson
2 cheeky taps under the arms is enough but you don't have to gas the fucking room
>>64267396
>that kid who'd always call in sick on penis inspection day
>that retard who stands too close to the batting circle and gets decked in the head by an aluminum bat by the fat redneck kid during softball
>that same kid who was under the soccer goal when the class nig nog jumped on it and accidentally pulled it down on the kids head
>the kid who broke his finger three times in the same year playing basketball
Only the tip of the iceberg. So many more i remember
>>64265371
>>64264983
>>64264766
>>64264524
>>64264492
fun fact: the Stanford men's Track and Field team actually does this as an initiation ritual.
>>64263545
That was me, blooter fucking city all the time; plus I was left footed
>>64266475
>get picked first
>play like shit
>>64264417
>soggy biscuit
Sneaky friend
Sneaky
>play in trench coat amd platform boots
>exhausted and sweaty at the end
>gym coach says i can't wear my choker collar and studded belt
>that kid that sucked at every sport he played
>tfw that kid was me
>>64268186
It's ok. Were you at least smart amd successful in school?
>>64266475
that was me senpai
>get picked last
>never expect much from me
>carry the team
happened all the time during handegg. niggas got tired of getting tackled when playing QB so they give me the ball but they didn't expect someone with hard, accurate throws who could break tackles and tackles. niggas had less of a chance on D, I gave receivers 3 second head start and they still got BTFO
>>64264417
>wall ball
too much nostalgia, i miss that shit so much. tennis balls were practically gold at scout camps
>>64266394
>NYC
>state
You dumb senpai
>>64266475
I always got picked first for roller hockey; I was pretty much Gretzky at my school. Football and soccer, though...
