Now that the dust has settled, who would win in a street fight?
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Jamie Vardy: 5′ 10″, 168 lbs, 28 years old, Born: Sheffield, Brazil
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Diego Costa: 6′ 2″, 179 lbs, 27 years old, Born: Lagarto, Brazil
>Sheffield, Brazil
>Costa, 27 years old
>Vardy, Born
>Diego Costa: 6′ 2″
I hope they had homo sex after that.
>Diego Costa 179 lbs
>Sheffield, Brazil
>>64262765
Its an interesting discussion because having read about costas upbringing you would assume he would destroy vardy but he looked like he shit himself when vardy squared up to him so maybe the tough guy act is just an act. who knows.
>Sheffield, Brazil
>>64262765
Vardy would McGregor him
>>64262765
Costa. He may have put on a little weight, but I'd bet on a street kid from Brazil over some guy from a cushy first world country any day.
Vardy. He's a genuine nutcase, so I'm told.
Depends on the amount of shit chatting taking place before the fight
>>64262971
>Aldo vs McGregor
>>64262765
>Brazilian favelanigger vs britbong
Costa would dog him.
>>64262971
>first world country
>sheffield council estate
>>64263014
how do you know he comes from a council estate?
>>64263026
yeah his dad is actually the Duke of Sheffield
>>64263014
> British bare knuckle fighter
> Shanty town poo in loo "fighting"
Costa would get knocked out by the thought of Vardy taking a swing at him
>>64262984
hes skinny tho
Vardy: alcoholic psycho
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Diego Costa: shy kid lost in a foreign country who uses bad boy image as defence mechanism
it would be over in one bang
Vardy not even close. Costa's toughness is all acting
>>64262765
depends how much shit costa's chatting
>>64263026
Because:
I can read and he's from Owlerton.
I know somebody who knows somebody who used to fuck this creature, and he is nuts.
>>64263168
more details please. tell the story
>>64263014
Being poor in a first world country means having to settle for a last gen console and a HD Ready tv. You can't compare it with growing up poor in a country like Brazil.
http://www.doncasterfreepress.co.uk/news/sheffield-labourer-finds-out-he-is-the-biological-father-of-city-born-england-striker-jamie-vardy-1-7614079
>>64263185
I'd pay for a Pepe vs Mandzukic brawl
>>64263236
That's probably middle class for Brazil lel
>tfw live in same place Jamie Vardy grew up
Absolute shithole
>Jamie Vardy: 5′ 10″
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
FUCKING MANLET WOULD GET BTFO SO HARD
>>64263353
trust me, four inches doesnt impress anyone
MRW they stop fighting when they see some poor Japanese tourist and they team up to beat the crap outta him.
>>64263182
Not much to tell, just that he's is the typical hardcore lad who can't stop himself. This is from when he first came to Leicestershire. He was mates with a lot of nutty kids, low level dealers and wannabe gangsters, fighting all the time, coked up and drunk.
That's one reason his first season was so shit.
>>64263168
story?
>>64263398
>>64263383
anticlimax 'story' here
>costa
>hard
has costa ever actually shown how hard he is? he's just a wind up merchant. he ain't fucking duncan ferguson.
>>64262765
>Sheffield, Brazil
>>64263461
>>64263168
>from Owlerton
>plays for the foxes
>>64262765
all memes aside, Vardy, not even a question... He has that insane look in his eyes while Costa is a tryhard tough guy but deep inside he's just a pussy
>>64263461
duncan ferguson wasn't even duncan ferguson
>>64263509
Is that is?
Top fucking kek
>>64263509
One day, one great day, instead of going in for the 'hands wide open ritual pathetic head nudge', somebody is going to just smack a hard right straight onto his fucking jaw. It would be worth becoming a pro just to do that once. And not even to him, any of these twats.
>>64263538
smell the fear
>>64262984
>"yo spic, walk on"
>>64263588
the moment when he realized that the chimpout was a mistake
he will never recover from that demonic stare and barking... he's probably having nightmares as we speak
>>64263588
>>64262765
The brazo would get ktfo; it's their forte.
>>64262990
>Ireland
>first world
>>64263571
>tfw no white countries have a culture of fighting in their sports anymore
>inb4 hockey where you're decked out in a helmet and full pads
>>64263076
>skinny
/asp/ pls
There used to be kid who ran doors in Leicester, 10 stone max, knocked the shit out of anything that moved.
Going back a long way, a literally nine stone kickboxing kid who did doors in Hillfields, Coventry. The only white doorman on the black clubs. He had to punch, a lot. Well, he couldn't fucking grapple them, could he?
And Hillfields was absolutely crazy, made Highfields Leicester look like Downton Abbey. Somebody should make a shitty brit gangster film about that kid.
>>64263722
The last actual attack I can remember was Cantona, and the camera angle cut off the punch, you only saw the flying kick.
It's been so long.
>>64263778
>forgetting hazard and the ballboy
>>64263737
Your mates sound well hard
>>64263821
Not mates, but yes, they were quite hard.
>>64263722
even then the refs are trying to stop fighting in hockey
this year more games have gone to OT than have had a fight
>you will never storm the streets with Jamie Vardy bashing minorities to make England white again
>Vardy is hard
Nice meme. He's a scrawny, mouthy faggot.
>>64262765
>Sheffield, Brazil
American education.
Sheffield is basically Brazil considering it's a shithole desu
>>64262765
are you serious? Vardy is a chav cunt while costa has killed at least 1 person in his life growing up in the brazilian jungle
>vardy isn't a hardman
>>64265163
They love Costa, the immigrant. They are good pregessive goym.
>>64263641
>tfw this moment changes costa's game forever and he starts trying to play actual football instead of trying to get the other team all sent off with the occasional tap in
>>64263703
Vardy would reck Costa, he doesn't look like a completely adjusted human being.
he is spanish, m8.
I am from Sheffield and can confirm it is actually sovereign territory of Brazil
>>64264719
Sheffield is decent. Some nice scenery and has low crime rate compared to other big cities.
>>64265775
The western suburbs must be some of the nicest areas in the country considering they border the peak district
>>64263560
>>64263370
It impressed your mother.
>>64265798
Most expensive part of Britain outside of the south east.
>>64265775
Manor is bloody shit though even now
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>>64266711
Dole scum areas are shit in every city.
Worst is Darnall though, every time i go through there on the bus it's so depressing, it looks like new pakistan
>>64263134
THIS
Vardy has a strict honour code, so long as Costa doesn't chat shit, he won't get banged.
>>64264366
Careful chatting shit like that m8, you know what happens.
>>64265775
>Sheffield is decent
Careful not to fall for it lads
>>64266893
I'd rather live there than Leeds or Manchester, lets put it that way.
>reminder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jepGwaBpQrU
Costa's a shithouse
>>64265874
Underrated rekt
BANGED
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>>64263722
did they turn one of them into one of their own?
>>64262765
>Sheffield, Brazil
top kek m8
Don't like Costa but Vardy is that loud manlet that acts like he's crazy, delusional to think Vardy is kicking anyone's ass
Why did Costa get so much flack for playing for Spain while Pepe didn't?
>>64269108
portugal and brasil speak the same language and a lot of brasilians played for portugal before, like deco
also costa played one game for brasil before deciding to switch
Vardy looks like he does cocaine and eats ten quid pussy on weekends, so probably him. Costa looks like he wants to eat ice cream and throw shit at onlookers.
>>64263263
Poor people buy things here in "parts"
Like a tv in 24 monthly payments
>>64263085
Exactly
>>64266913
So it's the third worst place to live in the UK then? Wew lad.
Neither both are fags & play a sport for women
>>64263606
nobody but yanks say 'spic', fuck off
The real question is how quickly would Vardy knockout Jose Aldo?
I'm trying to find vardys "funniest tweets" and I can't even find the chat shit get banged one. Can somebody post some please?
>>64263737
Where you from pal? you sound local.
>>64270843
It was a normiebook post
>>64266916
lmao
Costa BTFO
>>64262765
>homo erotica
>>64270843
>>64270588
tough to say, lad doesn't really chat shit. now mcgregor, that stupid mick would get banged quick smart
>>64264769
>jungle
He's northeastern, the climate there is more Savannah-like. It isn't fit for agriculture, hence why it's poor and hunger is a problem going into the country and away from the coast.
Vardy is all mouth. couldnt even make a jap walk on, then allowed his gril to hold him back when he weakly pretended to try and forcibly walk the jap on.
If Costa told me to walk on, I'd walk the fuck on. Lads like vardy in every shitty uk nightclub. Pussies.
>>64271703
WALK ON JAP
>>64269274
Sorry if i sound like a dumbass, but how can you switch after playing for one natl team already?
>>64271727
You can if you haven't played in any official tournaments, friendlies don't count
>>64271736
I C. Thanks
I'd have said Costa before that confrontation, easily. But he shat himself desu.
>>64262765
>who would win in a street fight?
well considering diving diego usually goes to the floor with the slightest of taps then it's vardy all the way for the win.
costa is a fucking expensive prima donna and will be gone when the new chelsea manager gets appointed early next year.
>Diego Costa
>brazilian
Yeah, no thanks.
>>64263383
absolute cobblers.
The reason why his first season was shit was because he went from literally playing the in the conference to going to a top side in the championship.
>>64263383
ranieri is doing a good job reigning him in
>>64271703
>If Costa told me to walk on, I'd walk the fuck on.
you haven't listened to his voice.
he is 27, looks 37 but sounds 17.
>>64263185
>material belongings determine how hard life is
You're an idiot
>>64266829
try going to luton m9
>>64273582
Well no. But where would you rather live, on a northern council estate or the slums of Brazil?
You're the idiot if you don't think there's a world of difference between the two.
>>64262765
>6'2
>was around 185lbs a few years ago
>completely emaciated
>ribs and hip bones protruding
There's no way Diego Costa weighs 179lbs.
I think Vardy would take him anyway, he seems as though he can have a good fight whereas Costa comes across as a pussy.
>>64271703
OI JAP
>>64271703
Of course some weeb pussy hiding behind a proxy wouldn't know shit about what to fear in life
>>64273596
Why move the goalposts tho?
>>64262765
>Sheffield, Brazil
born and raised there too
>>64265874
that double-edged burn
>some people unironically think that costa wouldn't hand vardy his ass on a golden platter
>>64262984
WALK ON BR
Obviously we have no fighting form to compare, but let's look at the available evidence:
Costa - Simpering Hue, falls over the slightest touch crying like a little bitch, likes to pinch and talk shit, has shown fear in front of a screaming head (vardy)
Vardy - good English lad, good legs, runs all day, gets hit hard and always gets back up with a smile, barks down pseudo hard men instantly
Vardy has this.
>>64273727
>defending diddy kong costa
>>64262765
>27 years old
>>64273768
Each human year is 1.6218 Hue years
>>64273778
>>64273755
>>64273742
he is spanish
>>64273760
He is a mercenary employed by the spanish crown to bring home glory so it feels right to at least say something, he's a massive cunt though so yeah not really going to defend him more like i'll just state objective info, it's literally impossible that this favela monkey wouldn't batter good lad Vardy.
Vardy would win a fight. Costa is a better footballer though.
