YOU JUST CANT STOP HIM
Knowing that most likely my penis is bigger than his makes me happy.
Is he really that popular in Germany? I find hard to believe that he's more popular than Lewandoski or any other Bayern player desu.
>>64262082
Many people like him because he works his ass off
And he scores goals
>>64262056
he's on a whole other level now
>>64262082
He has been voted as most popular athlete of the year in Germany. They absolutely love him.
can he be the mexican vardy?
only time will tell
>>64262056
>warmest winter in living memory
>gloves
continental fag
>>64262127
They're called handshoes, m8.
>>64262125
'Yes'
>>64262110
really? holy shit germs sure love that multiculturalism, little chicharo deserves it desu
It's like a meme that never ends.
>>64262110
of all time actually
>>64262265
Sometimes, memes can become reality
Ask /tv/ or /a/
>>64262265
Now hateful Mexicans and jealous americans are running out of excuses to not like him. He's mexico's 2nd best striker of all time and mosteffective Mexican goal scorer.
>>64262326
>/tv/
Fuck off, Reddit.
The nicest 'celebrity' I've ever served was a young footballer. Strange to associate footballers with manners, I know. He walked towards me, and as somebody who's son is a fan of the team he plays for I knew who he was as soon as he spoke to me. At a hundred miles an hour and clearly flustered he said "I was wondering please if you could help me Miss. Do you sell - I'm sorry, I cannot pronounce it in English. Tagleeeteeelea. I'm sorry. That doesn't sound right. I can write it for you.....oh but my spelling not so good either. Is OK. Thank you anyway." I quickly reassured him I knew what he wanted and I'd show him where it was.
The whole walk around to the pasta aisle he apologised for not being able to find it himself, for 'troubling' me and even for his pronunciation. When we got there it was like I'd taken him to a case of buried treasure. his face lit up and he said 'Oh this is it. Yes! Thank you so very much Miss.' Then he pulled out a 5 pound note and said 'for you'. I laughed and asked him what it was for and he said 'A tip. Because you help me so much.' When i explained that we can't accept tips and it's not generally customary to even be offered them, he blushed and said he was confused with tipping because it's very different where he's from - but to know that he was very grateful.
I told my son when I got home and his face lit up, although he was annoyed at me for not getting an autograph! I didn't even think to ask!
The next day though, I was called by name to the customer service desk - and who stood there but my mystery footballer. He must have read the name on my badge. It turned out that he'd brought my son a signed shirt and even brought an unsigned photo with him so that he could dedicate it personally to my son once he'd asked me for his name.
Truly nice person.
Most of you probably won't have heard of him. Javier 'Chicharito' Hernandez.
>>64262361
I want this to not be pasta
>>64262347
>A-Anons, am I fitting in yet?
Anyway, I've never visited Reddit nor I will in my life time, the kind of autism found in this Malasyan Image Board fits perfectly with my own autism desu
>>64262421
Nobody cares, Reddit.
Fuck off.
how is this meme is a thing in Germany??
like he is utter shit here in Mexico
>>64262361
M-My heart
>>64262455
He's your best player
>>64262421
Fuck off cheech haters
Hes the goat
>>64262475
>>64262475
>>64262475
maybe but he sucks in our NT and misses a lot of tap ins and easy goals
>>64262361
What is the original of this mumsnet pasta?
CHI
GOAT desu
Hope they meet Poonited in the CL
>>64262361
P-pls be real
>>64262622
True, but he puts in work and always pressures. Who I am more worried about is Vela, I swear ever since the knee injury he's not the prodigy he was supposed to be.
>>64262475
Nah, that's Vela but he's permainjured
>>64262455
his teammates in mexico suck. Thats not the case at leverkusen
>>64262766
On his first years with the NT Chicharito played at a great level, Vela might have more talent but has rarely performed with Mexico.
>>64262766
Yea ever since he got the knee injury he's been slow, and not as motivated. Also do you guys think Gio will play for the next qualifiers? Osorio has said prob not but I feel like Chicha and Gio compliment each other well.
>Tfw when Gio will NEVER play CAM anymore.
>>64262387
It has to be pasta, all the links that are coming up on google are just to other fan forums.
1 goal 1 assist today
literally cannot be stopped
>>64262361
>Calls her "Miss"
>assumes she has a son
subtle banter
>>64262361
Wait, how did he know that she had a son?
>>64263153
He looked her up on facebook?
>>64263205
Using only her first name? Unless she has her first and last name on her nametag, which would be kind of weird.
>10 goals in 16 games
Thank god he doesn't play this way for Mexico or they would fucking dominate and we'd never hear the end of it.
>>64263293
He already scored on you. The only thing you had against him.
>>64263363
>you
.....but we're both American.
>the only thing you had against him
I don't have anything against Chicharito personally. I just don't really like the Mexican national team much (mainly because of annoying chicano fans).
>>64263363
>this post
>this flag
>>64263363
he still hasn't scored a hat trick in on the u.s. so whatever
>>64263153
>Wait, who was phone
>>64263547
>>64263547
He already killed the hype that is US football. Mexico beat the US and he is getting all the hype in the US.
>>64262127
It's a mexican thing.
I can walk around in 10 degrees (40-50) with jeans and a shirt (with an undershirt).
I run on 0 c with a shirt and shorts in chitcongo
>>64262421
same
plus i am too dumb to figure out how that site works
>>64262622
He's almost gonna break the record for highest goalscorer in the NT m8. Yes he misses a lot of wasy goals but he makes a lot of ridiculous shots he has no business making. He's not a talented player, just really lucky and works hard.
>>64263627
>He already killed the hype that is US football
I thought that Klinsmann did that.
>>64263363
Chicanoooooooooooo
>>64263704
for the longest time Us could have made arguments that their players are as good as Mexico's, but no one in the US can come close to hernandez. not in the past , now or in the future
>>64263627
>He already killed the hype that is US football.
The World Cup being over killed the hype that is US soccer.
>Mexico beat the US and he is getting all the hype in the US.
Nope, the only soccer players in America getting any hype are Ronaldo, Messi, and Neymar.
>>64263878
McBride came close IMO. And Chicharito isn't that good. He's talented, but you're making it sound like he's some world-class player.
>their
Are you a Mexican on vacation in the US or something? If so, your English is pretty good.
>>64262056
THANK YOU BASED CHICHARITO
>>64264106
right now, hes a top 15 no.9 in the world
>>64264106
He's not that talented, its just a bit above average , but the difference between and every other player is he works harder twice than anyone else. He's a top striker at the moment. Its really hard to defend someone who moves like him + he has improved in every aspect of his game so which makes him more valuable Hernandez of 3 years ago was pretty shit
>>64264106
He isn't a world-class player, but he sure as hell has world-class luck and world-class balls.
Still, he is one the most frustrating players alive.
>>64265391
You don't know hwat world class luck is. That luck you are talking about his movement. his movement is one of the best in the world. You can't find me more than 3 players with his movements. His finishing might be overrated by some standards, but he can put himself in a position various times that causes him to score so many goals. Plus he works hard, very hard So he has earned everything he has accomplished
chicha is the goat in leverkusen
>>64263649
I can too but I just like wearing long sleeve shirts and pants more
>>64263878
fabian johnson is doing great in germany m8
>>64262056
Still don't get why we got rid of him at Man U. He's perfect for the role of a striker coming off the bench, and he can start if you need him too. I blame the current culture of valuing youtube highlights and meme tricks over actual results.
>>64262361
this is a real story guys
>>64262341
hateful mexicans
central americans
envious south americans
the list goes
DONALD TRUMP CANNOT STUMP CHICHARITOS LUMP or some rhyming shit idk
>>64265452
this
I've been stressing this for so long
so much frustrated times looking at his mere 85 attack positioning in fifa and REEE'ing
His positioning is literally so good it looks like luck
He should be 97 minimum attack positioning
fifa 17 or fifa 16 update, he should be promoted to 87 ovr
>>64270096
Oh I don't hate USMNT but he's not Chicharito level. I like him though. He should be behind guardado
