MIA:Lamar Miller runs wild early before going MIA
NYG:Eli carves up Dolphins for 337 yards, 4 TDs
NYG:OBJ shines on MNF with 7-166-2 vs. Dolphins
KC:Spencer Ware (ribs) bruised, swollen, in pain
STL:Todd Gurley (knee) 'fine,' will play Thursday
SEA:DuJuan Harris, Bryce Brown to battle to start
TB:Report: V-Jax (MCL) will miss 'several games'
CLE:Browns CB Haden's lost season ends on I.R.
NYJ:Jets send rookie WR Devin Smith (ACL) to I.R.
DAL:Cowboys sticking with Cassel at quarterback
IND:Pagano expects Hasselbeck to start vs. Texans
CIN:Bengals: Andy Dalton (thumb) is week to week
Peyton Manning?
Bengals are da bomb
Andy Dalton will be back week 17
AJ McCarron looked ok
so in some other thread someone was talking about an NFCE all star team
which division would make the best all-star team?
i think AFCE or NFCN honestly
AFCE
QB: Tom Brady
RB1: Chris Ivory
RB2: Shady
WR1: Brandon Marshall
WR2: Sammy Watkins
WR3: Julian Edelman
WR4: Eric Decker
TE1: Gronk
TE2: Charles Clay
OT: D'Brickashaw Ferguson
OG: Richie Incognito
C: Nick Mangold
OG: A trash can
OT: Sebastian Vollmer
DL: Muhammad Wilkerson
DL: Sheldon Richardson
DL: Chandler Jones
DL: Marcell Dareus
DL: Mario Williams
DL: Rob Ninkovich/Leonard Williams/Cameron Wake/fuck this line is stacked
LB: Jamie Collins
LB: Dont'a Hightower
LB: David Harris
LB: >implying they need a 4th LB with that line
CB: Darrelle Revis
CB: Brent Grimes
CB: Logan Ryan
CB: Stephon Gilmore
CB: Leodis McKelvin/Ronald Darby/Malcolm Butler
S: Bacarri Rambo
S: Devin McCourty
S: Calvin Pryor
K: Stephen Gostowski
P: Brandon Fields
KR: Jarvis Landry
PR: Julian Edelman
>>64257342
meh I didn't keep track of them. I was just going under the assumption they ended on a tie. But you're right.
Actually looking at the numbers now though I have to wonder how the broncos are going to finish up. I can't see them losing out but I don't see them winning out either. So who do they lose to? Steelers is a good bet for a loss. Likely beat the chargers.
Will they lose to the bengals? Who are they going with at QB? I heard they brought tebow in to practice... this is a real wild card game here
4th for cutie
What does it mean when I get a funny feeling in my pants when I see pictures of Tom Brady?
>>64257374
Peyton is talking with coaches every day to see if he's ready to practice. He's expected to start at QB as soon as he's able to practice.
will it happen again?
>>64257366
>STL:Todd Gurley (knee) 'fine,' will play Thursday
Still won't make any difference in the Rasm loss
>Clots down to Clipboard Jesus
>Toxins have T.J. GREATS as their QB now, but their O-Line played piss poor against the Patriots
>Jaguars are literally in the driver's seat to win the AFC South despite being a game behind and only having 5 wins
The fact that the Cowboys are still in the play off hunt is hilarious
>>64257384
>RB1: Chris Ivory
>RB2: Shady
AFC really doesn't have any good RB's when these 2 are the best
>>64257366
God fucking damnit, I was going to make a thread with a Tenshi pic.
Can anyone talk about the Panthers or Cam and not bring up the MVP?
Never in my life have I heard the media talk about the MVP as much as they do with Cam. I wonder why?
>>64257406
>Vs. ATL
Could be tough but Jacksonville's offense is capable of winning a shootout against them. If the Jags defense shows up it's going to be another blowout victory for the Jags
>@ NO
Literally a free win with how bad NO's secondary is.
>@ HOU
Toughest game by far. The Jags should've had this division locked up 3 weeks ago but their immaturity showed and they lost games they should've won.
>>64257430
Norman deserves MVP
>>64257418
Charles is injured desu
>>64257411
The fact that the cowboys 'elite' offensive line couldn't protect Romo and his glass shoulder is hilarious
>>64257384
Where is Dion Lewis
Where is Stork
Where is Tre Jackson
Why is Watkins over Edelman
Why is Jones over Ninkovich
Why is Ryan over Butler
>not having a left footed punter
>>64257444
The fact that they still use Cassel even though he is literally garbage is hilarious
>> 1 and done schedule babbys
>>64257398
Fingers crossed. I hope they bust out the throwbacks for the fucksies
What coach can fix the Titans?
It'd be good if we good blame it on poor game planning but Jason Michaels and Mularkey put up good schemes and plans that are implementable and playable, the personnel simply can't put that into fruition though
Is there any actual coaches that can change the Titans fortune or any general managers that can do a perfect draft
>>64257285
>WR opposite Julio (assuming we get rid of Shannahan soon, he only ever uses one WR)
I'm thinking 2nd round. Tyler Boyd is one of my favorites.
>Interior OL
These should be FA acquisitions, we need to actually invest in the OL with money. OL is tough to scout for the draft anyways.
>DE / pass rusher (opposite of Beasley)
1st round. Shaq Lawson and Shane Floyd are a couple I'm hoping for. Beasley is the "Leo" but the Leo only gets free if the other linemen are occupied.
>LB
Just draft someone athletic. Quinn's scheme works but it's best for linebackers with range. I think it may be time to put Worrilow into a more limited role.
>DL
Hageman and Jarrett show promise. Soliai is worth keeping. The rest need to go.
>>64257464
>Get BTFO by Smeth first game
>No elite QB play
What the fuck man?
>>64257465
>implying goodell's concussion rules allow the Pats to wear their throwbacks
absolute disgrace
Sneak's Official Post Week 14 NFL Power Rankings, sponsored by Draft Kings™
1. Panthers
2. Cardinals
3. Patriots (+1)
4. Broncos (-1)
5. Seahawks (+1)
6. Chiefs (+1)
7. Steelers (+1)
8. Bengals (-4)
9. Jets (+2)
10. Packers (+2)
11. Vikings (-2)
12. Giants (+3)
13. Redskins (+4)
14. Bills (-4)
15. Raiders (+4)
16. Colts (-3)
17. Texans (-3)
18. Bucs (-2)
19. Eagles (+3)
20. Rams (+4)
21. Saints (+5)
22. Falcons (-4)
23. Jaguars (+7)
24. Dolphins (-4)
25. Lions (-4)
26. Bears (-3)
27. Browns (+5)
28. 49ers (-3)
29. Ravens (+2)
30. Cowboys (-3)
31. Chargers (-3)
32. Titans (-3)
>>64257480
Titans coach should be thrown in prison
Titans are the worse team in the NFL
>>64257486
Didn't the Dolphins wear a throwback helmet last night? I could've sworn it was the goofy fucking dolphin
>>64257480
Hire whoever is all about Marcus. West Coast game with bootlegs, short timing passes and zone runs. The future of the team rests with Mariota.
I could honestly see Mike Smith coming back to coach the Titans. It could work, he's a pretty good coach in retrospect.
>>64257512
That's mostly because run game and wide receivers dropping passes which makes me wonder is it a coaching problem or a personnel problem. Do you toss a coach for a bad roster or the GM for a shit team?
>>64257480
>>64257481
No one is going to take you seriously until you put a football up your ass you dumb bitch. At least post your tits.
>>64257512
Post the one with the computer please
AFCN
QB: Ben Rapethlisberger
RB1: Deangelo Williams
RB2: Jeremy Hill/Gio Bernard
WR1: Antonio Brown
WR2: AJ Green
WR2: Martavis Bryant
WR4: Markus Wheaton
TE1: Tyler Eifert
TE2: Gary Barnidge
OT: Joe Thomas
OG: Marshal Yanda
C: Alex Mack
OG: Kelechi Osemele
OT: Andrew Whitworth
DL: Carlos Dunlap
DL: Timmy Jernigan
DL: Geno Atkins
DL: Cameron Heyward
LB: Vontaze Burfict
LB: Karlos Dansby
LB: Lawrence Timmons
LB: Elvis Dumervil
CB: Adam Jones
CB: Dre Kirkpatrick
CB: Brandon Boykin
CB: Leon Hall
S: Will Hill
S: Tashaun Gipson
K: Justin Tucker
P: Andy Lee
>>64257418
ivory is bretty good man cmon
shady is okay too, not great
miller is never used and lewis is ded
>>64257449
lewis is ded
mangold>stork srry
tre trashcan is right there
receivers aren't in order
i put em both on the list
^same as this
i felt bad for the dolphins and fields is p good
>>64257517
helmets like that have stickers you can take on and off
they just changed out their regular logo for the old one
>>64257506
>1. Panthers
>2. Cardinals
>>64257525
>Do you toss a coach for a bad roster or the GM for a shit team?
Well considering that it's the GM's job to build the team, yes, yes you would.
>>64257526
every fucking time, slays my sides
>>64257517
same helmet, different sticker. Old Patriots uniforms have a white helmet, it would look weird with the silver helmet.
They could try it just to see what it looks like. Who knows, if it actually works they can implement it back.
>>64257531
Whats the point of this if the best players aren't included :p
>>64257535
>that tan Brady
>>64257558
That entire division is pretty pathetic historically TBQH, if it weren't for the Pats kicking ass the last 15 years it would easily be the worst.
>>64257520
>zone runs
I don't think that'd suit Mariota well, Mariota seems to be happy throwing in the pocket vs running. Plus there's no need risking a passer when he can throw perfectly fine. Don't let his 62% fool you, it should be somewhere around 65-70% completion but players like DGB and Harry Douglas have dropped 50% of their passes.
I've been thinking Art Briles or Sean Mcdermott, I'm not bought on Hue Jackson though
>>64257430
Because he's black and doesn't play like ass.
>>64257573
Na the AFCS would still be worse...
>>64257433
Atlanta has nothing to play for. No first-round pick, no playoff berth, nothing except a nonexistent sense of pride and satisfaction.
>>64257575
that's not what zone runs are, zone runs are rbs running into zone blocks
>>64257576
god, the media would have a field day if Warren Moon was playing today.
>>64257573
>That entire division is pretty pathetic historically TBQH
>Bills go to 4 straight owls
>Dolphin are a powerhouse for a long as fuck time
>pats are the most dominant team over a 15 year period
The afc east is weird, it's like only one team can be good at a time or something.
>>64257558
don't be difficult
>>64257573
a historical AFCE would be pretty decent mang
they'd have very little success between them other than 2000s pats and 70s dolphins, but it would be a good team
>>64257535
rank em /nfl/
>>64257605
8 is when he his puberty
>>64257590
>>64257575
Basically just picture the Chiefs offense. That's what Mariota was made for.
Watch these smeth highlights for examples.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxUtc7wiR5w
>>64257573
>Bills of the 90s
>Dolphins 70s-80s powerhouse
>Current Pats
Jest I'll give you, they're mostly a joke but have had some very good players in their history (Curtis Martin, Revis)
The AFCS is utter shit m8
>>64257590
I don't think that'd would work either because Mccluster is a twig, and Andrews is shit at almost everything. If they get Derrick Henry that'd be an interesting prospect, but I'm still not sold
>>64257596
No shit they would.
Although if we're going strictly by skin color, shouldn't Wilson be getting attention too?
>>64257605
He used to be so...fat.
>>64257535
fuck this guy he's aging backwards
>>64257612
>not a video of a football in her ass
What the fuck
>>64257552
They should go with full Reds+silver Elvis for next seasons color rush. Might as well test it against the Titans to see if it looks good, and if not they can opt for full white.
>>64257573
Chad Pennington would've been mini Montana had bill stayed in NY.
A glorified injury prone QB that lucked out into hot streaks in the playoffs.
>>64257598
>tfw the jets turn to dominate is next
>>64257605
I really really like #1 best.
>>64257617
He should but he's not black enough. If you brought up his color, it would somehow be a trigger to all the Xirhawks fans. As it is, you can only talk about him as a quarterback.
>>64257531
>Dre Kirkpatrick
uh
>>64257622
He could teach Peyton Manning a few things. Manning's aging like he smokes six packs a day.
>>64257643
Completely true. I live in Spokane (Seattle's little brother) and it's amazing how many people here think of him as more white.
>>64257652
>implying Peyton doesn't slam an 18 pack of Bud Lights every night
>>64257652
If Manning was blood doping I'm sure he could turn back time too.
>>64257662
He could slam 36 and it wouldn't matter. Nationwide is on his side.
>>64257688
>haven't been this sad in years
>>64257688
>Hey Brock get back on the bench.
>>64257688
>Bud Light has few calories
>rack of beer you ease my pain
>Budweiser you taste so plain
>Osweiler can't drink for shit
AFCS
QB: Blake Bortles
RB1: TJ Yeldon
RB2: Alfred Blue/Jackie Battle/Marcus Mariota
WR1: Deandre Hopkins
WR2: Allen Robinson
WR3: Allen Hurns
WR4: TY Hilton
TE1: Delanie Walker
TE2: Julius Thomas
OT: Duane Brown
OG: Xavier Su'a Filo
C: nuh-uh
OG: Zane Beadles lmao
OT: Byron Bell
DL: JJ Watt
DL: Jurrell Casey
DL: Jared Odrick
DL: Jadeveon Bustknee
LB: Telvin Smith
LB: Whitney Mercilus/Brian Cushing
LB: Paul Posluszny
LB: Yeah that's right Robert Mathis is still playing
CB: Vontae Davis
CB: Kareem Jackson
CB: Aaron Colvin
CB: Kevin Johnson fuck idk
S: Mike Adams
S: Johnathan Cyprien
K: Adam Vinatieri
P: Pat McAfee
we can agree the AFCS is by far the worst right?
>>64257637
#8 or #12 only correct answers sorry
>>64257646
is there a better CB than him in the entire AFCN that i didn't list?
n-naners...
>>64257716
amd i thought the RB situation in the AFCE wasn't that amazing
jesus fuck
>>64257706
Probably sang that one watching Osweiler beat the Patriots. He needed his best bud Brady to embarrass Brock and he failed him.
>>64257739
PIGSKIN IN BU-
Woops you're not lake.
>>64257716
McCourty is missing
Also your taste in men is bad.
>>64257751
i legitimately offered to wear trap panties if gabbert beat the us12s in centurylink
i don't know if i should be fortunate that rawls prevented that from happening
>>64257631
as much as I love the throwbacks, they really don't make sense considering that they're suppose to be the PATRIOTS not the redcoats. Honestly I think it was done because of the Red Sox.
>>64257751
McCourty is out for the season. Keep up
Mack Attack edition.
1. Khalil Mack
2. JJ Watt
3. Chandler Jones
4. Luke Kuechly
5. Josh Norman
6. Honey Badger
7. Aqib Talib
8. Fletcher Cox
9. Kawann Short
10. Geno Atkins
>>64257778
A CB won't get it. It's going to be between Mack, Watt, and Jones
>>64257790
Josh Gordon was on pace to do it after his crazy-good first 4 games, but people stopped throwing it to him after the Bucs game.
>>64257749
>guess I'll crack another beer
>honey why don't you come to bed
>but rudolf is gonna pull the sled
>>64257759
L-lewd
>>64257763
He's playing in my heart :(
>>64257778
>Jones
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
AFCW
QB1: Philip Rivers
RB1: Charcandrick West? idk spelling
RB2: Danny Woodhead
WR1: Demaryius Thomas
WR2: Amari Cooper
WR3: Jeremy Maclin
WR4: Emmanuel Sanders
TE1: Travis Kelce
TE2: Antonio Gates' corpse
OT: Donald Penn
OG: Ben Grubbs
C: Rodney Hudson
OG: Louis Vasquez/Evan Mathis/All San Diego linemen in one oversized coat
OT: Eric Fisher
DL: Khalil Mack
DL: Demarcus Ware
DL: Dontari Poe if he's still good
LB: Von Miller
LB: Justin Houston
LB: Brandon Marshall
LB: Tamba Hali
LB: Danny Trevathan
CB: Captain Insano
CB: Chris Harris Jr.
CB: Sean Smith
CB: Marcus Peters
CB: Bradley Roby
S: TJ Ward
S: Charles Woodson
S: Eric Berry
K: Brandon McManus
P: Marquette King
ridiqulous defense my word
>>64257751
i don't have much experience w/ men sorry
>>64257778
tfw if we used vinny curry correctly and had a secondary we'd have two players on this list
>>64257759
>implying you aren't wearing trap panties right now
>>64257805
>DL: Demarcus Ware
Malik Jackson :/
>>64257406
We are by no means in the driver's seat. Our playoff hopes essentially rest on Tennessee being able to beat the winner of Houston vs. Indy and us being able to win out if my playoff machine voodoo was right.
>>64257803
The only MVP Josh Gordon is winning is in the annual 420blazeit Bowl. I'll assume you meant Josh Norman? To which I'd agree with you on that
>>64257778
>Chandler Jones
how can one man be so talented and yet NEVER show up when you need him?
>>64257837
Yep, got my loudmouth Josh's mixed up.
>>64257841
In his defense, he gets held like a motherfucker. But he opens it up for his best bro Nink to get after the QB
>>64257841
I know a man that does
>>64257837
>>64257844
Should the Jags target him in free agency next year?
>>64257853
>mfw a Old Man Jenkins is trying to give me ebola
>>64257860
Does he drive a jalopy
>>64257856
He's in a contract year. He's literally playing out of his mind to get paid. If the Jags just throw tons of cash at him he ain't gonna give a fuck anymore
>>64257853
Why is he putting up spooky hands? Is he trying to scare Philip sterile?
>>64257825
m-maybe
also how does /can'tmesswithcodykess/ sound to add to my trip
>they think bradford is good looking
Cringe
>>64257888
Wasted trips
>>64257856
As a Panthers fan, I really don't want to see him go, but he might be too expensive now. I don't think the Jags SHOULD overpay for him, but it worked for Julius, and he'd instantly become their best defensive player (sorry Cyprien). It'd make sense, but it's gonna hurt the Jags's already small wallet.
>>64257853
>Prime Rivers, Gates, and LT wasted by shit coaching
>Could have easily BTFO Stoolers & Dat Bird in '08 if he had two working legs
>Moving to LA with a shit team that isn't breaking 8 wins for another five years
Being Rivers is suffering
>>64257888
Ikr
Carr is very cute tho
>>64257887
I like it, slut
>>64257894
Why did he sign that contract if he didn't want to go to LA with his flock? He knew it was almost 90% guaranteed they'd move. He could've taken his bolo tie and went to Houston
>>64257605
B-but 9 and 10 are the same.
>muh jersey
Same pics
NFCS
QB: Drew Brees
RB1: Cam Newton
RB2: Devonta Freeman
WR1: Julio Jones
WR2: Marques Colston
WR3: Mike Dropvans
WR4: Ghost of Kelvin Benjamin
TE1: Greg Olsen
TE2: Ben Watson
OT: Jake Matthews
OG: Jahri Evans
C: Jimmy Graham ohwaitlol
OG: Ali Marpet
OT: Terron Armstead/Sack Strief
DL: Cameron Jordan
DL: Gerald McCoy
DL: Kawann Short
DL: Charles Johnson
LB: Lavonte David
LB: Luke Kuechly
LB: Thomas Davis
LB: Shaq Thompson
LB: Stephone Anthony
CB: Josh Gordon
CB: Desmond Trufant
CB: Charles TIllman
CB: Penaldon Browner
S: Jairus Byrd
S: Kurt Coleman
K: Matt Bryant
P: Matt Bosher
decent i guess
>>64257887
try /inapinch4lynch/
or /falloff4goff/
or /zeal4kiel/
>>64257888
jameis is ugly
>>64257937
I agree.
>>64257937
how about /thatkielwhen/
>>64257872
>needing the promise of a fat contract in order to play out of your mind
>>64257937
>Josh Gordon
Kek even though Norman is probably the best CB this season, no one can remember his name
>>64257937
I'd personally put Trai Turner in at OG (and spell Norman's name right), but otherwise, good list. Also...
>Matt Ryan is now unironically the worst QB in the division by far
o im laffin
>>64257894
I'm pretty sure this guy pisses off Chargers & Patriots fans in two completely different ways
>>64258004
Why do the Patriots love signing players who can't hold onto the ball? Does Bill hate his fans that much
>>64258021
he takes scrubs and thinks he can fix them. Half the time it works, half the time it doesn't
NFCW
QB: Carson Palmer
RB1: Todd Gurley
RB2: Marshawn Lynch
WR1: Larry Fitzgerald
WR2: Michael Floyd
WR3: Doug Baldwin
WR4: John Brown
TE1: Jermaine Gresham
TE2: Luke Willson
OT: Joe Staley
OG: Alex Boone
C: Lyle Sendlein
OG: Mike Iupati
OT: Russel Okung
DL: Michael Bennett
DL: Aaron Donald
DL: Robert Quinn
DL: Calais Campbell
LB: Navorro Bowman
LB: Bobby Wagner
LB: Bruce Irvin
LB: KJ Wright/Ahmad Brooks
CB: Patrick Peterson
CB: Richard Sherman
CB: Tramaine Brock
CB: Trumaine Johnson
S: Tyrann Mathieu
S: Earl Thomas
K: Chandler Catanzaro
P: Johnny Hekker
>>64257945
cool we agree
>>64257952
>tkw no franchise QB
i see it
>>64258060
>agreeing
Woaaaaaaaah
>>64257631
Ayy, that shit is lit af tbqh family
>>64258095
> reappropriating black English for your internet memes
#baka
>>64258060
>tkw jared goff will try to tank his stock to avoid playing for the naners even after baalke draft shenanigans
>>64258137
>not slavespeaking ironically
>in a general where we all talk about a sport in which has about 68% blacks playing in it
We all might as well be kucks honestly bro
from the other thread:
NFCE
QB: Eli Manning
RB1: Ryan Mathews
RB2: Darren Sproles
WR1: ODB
WR2: Dez Bryant
WR3: DJax
WR4: Jordan Matthews
TE1: Jason Witten
TE2: Zach Ertz
OT: Tyron Smith
OG: Zack Martin
C: Travis Frederick
OG: La'el Collins
OT: Lane Johnson
DL: Fletcher Cox
DL: JPP/Jonathan Hankins
DL: Vinny Curry
DL: Greg Hardy
LB: Sean Lee
LB: Brandon Graham
LB: Connor Barwin
LB: Mychal Kendricks
CB: Dominique Rodgers-Cromartie
CB: Prince Amukamara
CB: Bashaud Breeland
CB: Nolan Carroll/Eric Rowe/Riley Cooper
S: Walter Thurmond
S: Malcolm Jenkins
K: Dan Bailey
P: Donnie Jones
KR: Dwayne Harris
PR: Darren Sproles
>those corners
>>64258079
i also think bellossom<vileplume desu
>>64258146
like i said, he's going to fall in the draft after the naners reject him for being too perfect and the packers will snag him to sit behind rodgers
>40 years of green bay QB eliteness coming up
>>64258172
>after the naners reject him for being too perfect
in retrospect, the only thing a-rodge would have done with the mid-00s naners is save mike mccarthy's job
>what if the packers drafted smeth
>>64258209
ironically enough that's his current relationship with mccarthy
>mccarthy makes retarded calls
>rodgers does well enough that the packers are good
>mccarthy must b good
i can't believe how lucky that son of a bitch is to haved moved from the team that missed an opportunity of a lifetime to the team that seized it
born under the right star i guess
also here's the NFCN since i forgot it
NFCN
QB: A.A. Ron Rodgers
RB1: AD
RB2: Matt Forte/Jeremy Langford
WR1: Megatron
WR2: Alshon Jeffrey
WR3: Randall Cobb
WR4: Golden Taint
TE1: Martellus Bennett (rip)
TE2: Richard Rodgers
OT: David Bahktiari
OG: Josh Sitton
C: Corey Linsley
OG: Kyle Long
OT: T.J. Lang
DL: Everson Griffen
DL: B.J. Raji
DL: Linval Joseph
DL: Ezekiel Ansah
LB: Clay Matthews
LB: Stephen Tulloch
LB: Anthony Barr
LB: Eric Kendricks
CB: Darius Slay
CB: Xavier Rhodes
CB: Terence Newman
CB: Kyle Fuller/Captain Munnerlyn/Trae Waynes/anyone but Sam Shields
S: Harrison Smith
S: Adrian Amos
S: Andrew Sendejo
K: Matt Prater
P: Sam Martin
>>64258249
celebi is also the best grass type you know
>>64258256
karma repaid him though
>welched on a bet to wear a smeth jersey
>get repeatedly swagged on
>swag runs out, but then vic fangio proceeded to shit all over brett favre night
>>64258256
>2007-2014
>McCarthy calling plays
>top 10 offense every year
>the best offense some of the years
>2015
>McCarthy stops calling plays
>offense instantly becomes below average
>McCarthy resumes calling plays
>offense instantly has its best game since Week 3
hurr durr muh McCarthy bogeyman
>>64258293
he still has a super bowl ring and a franchise QB on a top team in the NFC
he;s doing alright
>>64258297
i'm sure that dropoff has nothing to do with the fact that this year is probably one of the least talented offenses since rodgers arrived
and i'm sure that playing a horrendous dallas defense that you can spam runs against because they're so terrible and undermanned didn't contribute to the best statistical performance in a while
and i'm sure mccarthy resumed calling plays because he was so desperately needed against dallas, not because he saw an opportunity to run the fuck out of the ball while looking good
naw, he's probably a miracle worker
>>64258339
>i'm sure that dropoff has nothing to do with the fact that this year is probably one of the least talented offenses since rodgers arrived
Except for Nelson, that offense is literally the same personnel that was the #1 offense in 2014
>horrendous dallas defense
They're top 10 in yards and above average in points
>he's probably a miracle worker
He's not, but he's a decent coach who gets way too much shit because no one ever wants to put a shed of blame on Rodgers
>>64258297
>>64258366
>this flag
>these posts
>this topic
end your life
>>64258377
>Australia talking down to anyone
Fuck off, go lose a war to some emus again
>>64258366
loss of jordy+lacy's regression+o-line taking steps back= much worse than last year regardless of playcalling
you can argue that the playcalling is making the run game terrible but that's just not true
dallas is 18th in yards allowed and has given up the 4th most touchdowns in the league so idk what you're on about
they've also given up 91 rushing first downs, more than the chargers or saints and only better than miami or san francisco (they've also allowed the second-fewest passing first downs, so clearly teams know to run on them)
mccarthy may well be a decent coach, but calling a lot of runs against the cowboys doesn't really show that at all
I'm starting to think the cycle is real
>yfw Eli could stop TWO undefeated seasons
>>64257384
AFCN Skill Positions are pretty GOAT
QB: Ben Roethlisberger
RB1: Le'veon Bell
RB2: Giovanni Bernard
WR1: Antonio Brown
WR2: AJ Green
WR3: Steve Smith, Sr
WR4: Martavis Bryant
TE1: Tyler Eifert
TE2: Heath Miller
K: Justin Tucker
>>64258601
> listing Heath "Shit" Miller over Gary "the Greatest of all time" Barnidge
>>64257631
bretty good
would go with a white helmet with the current logo though.
holy shit
the jets are doing historically well at defending the the run
they're currently allowing just below 79 rush yards per game and have only allowed 2 touchdowns this year so far
if they can keep the cowboys, patriots, and bills out of the endzone they'll own the record for fewest rushing touchdowns allowed in a season
the record for fewest rushing yards allowed in a season is already out of reach (fucking 970 by the 00 ravens), but they're on pace to only allow 1264 rushing yards, something only 25 other teams have ever accomplished, and none with fewer than 3 touchdowns allowed
i knew they were good but jesus
>>64258601
how bout the NFCN when healthy then?
QB: Aaron Rodgers
RB1: AD
RB2: Matt Forte
WR1: Megatron
WR2: Alshon Jeffrey
WR3: Jordy Nelson
WR4: Golden Tate/Randall Cobb
TE1: Martellus Bennett
TE2: Richard Rodgers
K: Matt Prater
this list seems superior everywhere but WR1 and TEs, with K and RB2 being about even
>>64257805
>Demaryius "I don't deserve this contract" Thomas
>>64258660
to be fair he's 5th in total receptions, 9th in total yards, and has converted the 6th most first downs with dead arm peypey and greener-than-grass brock as his QBs
he just hasn't been able to get into the endzone like he's done in past years, but that's more of a function of the team as a whole only throwing for 14 total touchdowns, aka what joe flacco did in 10 games with no weapons on a first overall pick contender
and of course there's the small matter of him leading the league in drops again for the second consecutive year
but he's still one of the 4 best receivers in the division with keenan allen dead
>Through 25 NFL games, Giants' WR Odell Beckham Jr. now has more receptions and more receiving yards than any player in NFL history.
b-but he's only famous because of one meme catch an jew york media
>>64258882
averaging 105 yards and a little under a touchdown per game
he's AVERAGING 17 fantasy points a game for his career
>but muh memes
Will Sean Payton coach the Giants?
>>64259275
no.
>>64257605
Was there anything worst than late 90s early 2000s haircuts?
>>64259284
Nope.
Houston here. Honestly, the Jags deserve to make the playoffs over us. This team is a now contained shitshow but we should have fucking tanked so we can draft a QB. So what if we bungle our way to the playoffs this year? We'd just get wasted in the first game and get stuck with another year of Hoyer who isn't a long term QB.
>>64259292
>doubting hoyer the destroyer
>>64258021
Belichick has dark magic that gives players hands when they previously had none. It only works part of the time, but when he succeeds he generates players like Amendola, Edelman and last year's LaFell.
Word is JPP's considering signing with New England
>implying this isn't happening
>With yesterday's Dolphins loss the Patriots clinched their 7th straight AFC East title
Remember when Jets, Dolphins and Bills all won the off season and Patriots were supposed to regress, making the division wide open?
June/July were fun months
>>64257716
Gore could probably be the RB2 but I'm not sure it matters
NFCW
QB: Russell Wilson
RB: Todd Gurley
TE: Jimmy Graham
WR1: Larry Fitz
WR2: Michael Floyd
WR3: Doug Baldwin
WR4/PR/KR: Tyler Lockett
Cards O-line
DE: Cliff Avril
DE: Michael Bennett
DT: Aaron Donald
LOLB: KJ Wright
MLB1: Navarro Bowman
MLB2: Bobby Wagner
ROLB: Deone Bucanon
CB1: Richard Sherman
CB2: Patrick Peterson
CB3: Jerraud Powers
FS: Tyrann Mathieu (Sorry Earl Thomas)
SS: Kam Chancellor
K: Steve Hauschka
P: Jon "158.3 Passer Rating" Ryan
>>64259423
Brady was supposed to be suspended for four games.
>>64259372
This looks right to me, maybe the Eagles at #4
>>64259372
>redskins
>chicago
>>64259439
>no Carson palmer
Shit taste desu
HE DID IT AGAIN
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>>64259570
The best moves by Belichick the GM are always the ones where he doesn't re sign a player or trades away a well respected player for picks and young talent
>Amish-bearded Fitzpatrick (his first 10 games): 219.9 yards per game, 16 touchdowns, 11 picks, 81.5 passer rating. Trimmed Fitzpatrick (the last three games): 310.0 yards per game, nine touchdowns, zero picks, 111.5 passer rating.
>tfw elite qb
>tfw 8-5
>>64259715
>tfw as a pats fan you guys seriously considering resigning fitpatrick and think hes a good qb
Having the most talented wr duo helps
But go ahead, sink yourselves deeper in mediocrity :^)
God damn, Gronk actually looks kind of small compared to some of his brothers. What a freak family
>>64259767
they're a big family
>>64259767
>be guy in the middle
>be around 6'3" (taller than like 90% of population
>still look like a beta manlet next to your brothers and father
why even live?
>>64257716
Is this just based on this season? Because Brandon Linder, Jaguars' starting LG was probably a top 5 LG before he went to IR and objectively the best guard in the AFCS. Going into the season he was Jacksonville's best player by far
AJ Cann is way better than Beadles too btw
BOLD BRAVE BERRY up in this nigga. Who else just had Odell Beckham Jr. save them from losing in the playoffs this fantasy week?
In the clutch. If I win this next week, and my dad wins his game, it's a father son fantasy super bowl, be jelly.
Chiefs about to kill the Ravens, maybe Kelce can break out his own Ray Lewis stomp too.
>>64259767
What GOAT genetics desu fampai
>>64259715
iktfb
>>64259836
>>be around 6'3" (taller than like 90% of population
Gronk is actually 6'6" so that guy in the middle looks to be around 6'7"- 6'8"
>>64259849
>mfw Eric Berry signs with Jacksonville and moves to FS and helps create an unstoppable force of a football team
You are now aware that the Cowboys have the best division record in the NFC East (3-2), and on the off chance they win their next three games, would likely win the division at 7-9 and host a playoff game.
I'm not a Cowboys fan, but I dream of this meme.
>>64259767
Do they all still live at home?
>>64259879
My bad, I meant the one to the left of the guy in the middle.
>>64257383
Bengals are the bomb because they will systematically self-destruct in the postseason.
170th for Pats repeat
>>64259992
ayyy lmao
>>64259922
>I'm not a Cowboys fan
bullshit
>>64259785
4 U
>>64259992
Just blow my title hopes up
Ed Werder @Edwerderespn 10 mins10 minutes ago
Ed Werder Retweeted Mike Reiss
I've been told LeGarrette Blount could miss some time but nothing definitive yet Ed Werder added,
Could be worse. The next two games are vs the Tits which should be an auto win and vs Jets run D that would stuff him for no gain all day long.
top 10 QBs
1. Tom Brady
2. Carson Palmer
3. Cam Newton
4. Russel Wilson
5. Aaron Rodgers
6. Eli Manning
7. Ben Rophlesberger
8. Andy Dalton
9. Derek Carr
10. Drew Brees
>>64260123
titans could upset the pats, mariota is good enough to put up points and the pats have no answer for delanie walker
i also see brady struggling against dick lebeau
>>64260139
>The future MVP not #1
>>64260154
>black
>MVP
pick
one
Will Drew Brees and Sean Payton be on the Saints next year?
Remember when it seemed like the Saints were going to be the next dynasty in the NFL?
>>64260189
>le manlet
>le katrina
>le NFL rigged to give domebabies in america some relief
If that wasn't an obvious rigged season, I don't know what is
>>64260189
remember when seattle was going to be the next dynasty
remember when pittsburgh was going to have their second dynasty
remember when brady was supposed to have 7 rings by now?
WHO MAKES THE HOF
ELI MANNING
ANDRE JOHNSON
MARSHAWN LYNCH
>>64260145
>mariota is good enough to put up points
Patriots are top 10 in points allowed
>inb4 muh fluke Iggles game
21 of those 35 points were scored on a blocked punt, a punt returned for a TD and a 99 yard pick 6. Only 14 of those are on the defense.
>pats have no answer for delanie walker
Jamie Collins
>i also see brady struggling against dick lebeau
Patriots with Brady averaged 33 points per game vs Dick Lebeau's Steelers defense
>>64260218
titans are playing for pride, that's a dangerous team, it's a trap game in the making
>>64260145
>3 more must-win games
>letting the Titans upset us
there's absolutely no way that's happening with Mad Tom and Gronk in the picture
>>64260212
Eli because muh >18-1 and Daddy's connection, and he's also now 10th all-time in TD passes
Haven't seen much of Johnson but I've heard he's ELITE
Lynch has a good case right now
>>64260241
Eli's had a much, much better career than archie manning
>>64259841
beadles was a joke pick, he's fucking awful
linder would have made the list if he was healthy, but he's not
>>64260212
>who should
andre
>who will
eli
maybe lynch
>>64260212
Better one.
Who has the best HoF case (you can only pick one)
Eli Manning
Ben Roethlisberger
Philip Rivers
>>64260241
YOU HAVE TO PICK ONE
ANDRE IS 10TH ON ALL TIME RECEIVING YARDS. IF LUCK EVER COMES BACK HE'LL MOVE UP A COUPLE OF SPOT
1. Patriots 14-2
2. Broncos 12-4
3. Bengals 12-4
4. Jaguars 8-8
5. Chiefs 11-5
6. Steelers 11-5
1. Panthers 15-1
2. Cardinals 14-2
3. Packers 11-5
4. Giants 8-8
5. Seahawks 10-6
6. Vikings 9-7
Chiefs>Jags 44-10
Steelers>Bengals 29-19
Giants>Seahawks 24-21
Packers>Vikings 31-17
Divisional
Patriots>Steelers 27-20
Chiefs>Broncos 29-7
Panthers>Giants 31-23
Cardinals>Packers 45-31
Championship
Cardinals>Panthers 31-19
Patriots>Chiefs 39-14
Cardinals>Patriots 34-29
>>64260280
easily big ben
>He had seven carries for 69 yards (9.9 yards per carry) and two touchdowns in the first half. That included a 38-yard touchdown on the best run of his career.
>But he had just five carries in the second half.
>Miller didn’t know why he had so few carries after halftime.
>He said it wasn’t an injury issue. He was seen on TV having his ankles looked at, but he said he was merely getting taped.
>“I always try to stay positive and when they call my number I have to make plays,” he said.
>Miller went as far as to say, “When my number’s called I have to do a better job.”
>No, that’s ridiculous. He did just fine, finishing with 89 rushing yards on 7.4 yards per carry.
>Backup running back Jay Ajayi had five carries for 15 yards.
>They both should’ve had more rushes in a close game — especially Miller who carried the ball just 12 times, and especially after Campbell fired offensive coordinator Bill Lazor to kickstart the run game.
>Campbell tried to explain the lack of rushing attempts in the second half.
>“We were just inefficient on first down and it really killed us,” he said. “We’d start the drive with a run and we’d get no gain or a one-yard gain. We’d then come back with an incomplete or a drop and that’s the thing — if you look at it we ran the ball pretty good. The problem is if you don’t run it well on first and second down it puts you in a bad situation.”
>>64260280
Rivers won't get in
Ben and Eli will.
>>64260293
well campbell's not wrong, it's more on the defense imo giving up too many easy completions to eli, that obj td was inexcusable
>>64257805
I'd take weddle over Ward
>>64260280
ben>eli>rivers
inb4 that sperg chargers trip comes in here and starts telling me how good rivers' stats are and how he had no weapons or whatever the argument was
>>64260293
i remember your game against the cowboys when he averaged 6.3 ypc against their defense and only got 7 carries
marcus allen 2.0
>>64260327
both are acceptable
>>64260265
Of course. Archie was the franchise QB for a mostly shit franchise for reasons both his fault and not. Eli and Peyton grew up in an era extremely stilted toward passing, and therefore rack up
>>64260280
Roethlisberger, but Eli gets a huge boost from upsetting the Pats twice in the Owl.
The first time he "won" SB MVP, Ben sucked, but he is obviously a much better QB all around.
As for Rivers, he's kind of like the Ken Anderson type who's stuck with the same team forever, and had one or two shots at winning it all only to fall because the other team was just much better (Anderson vs. the Niners Owl) or flat-out choking (2006 vs. the Pats, divisional I think)
>>64260284
fine, Eli's pretty much a guarantee for reasons stated above
>>64260354
*rack up far better stats than Daddy ever could
>>64260293
also
>a 38-yard touchdown on the best run of his career
correct me if i'm wrong but didn't he score a 96 yard touchdown last year?
>>64260361
neat
usually people go nuts when eli is suggested for the HOF.
I give it to him
So what grade do you give to chip for this offseason. He was right about foles vs bradford. well so far
>>64260434
about one of them being less terrible? not much to write home about
chip gets a D+
>>64260280
Big Ben, has the ring, led a constantly good team whilst posting constantly good numbers, he's in.
>>64258573
>yfw giants lose to the panthers but beat then in the NFC championship
>This guy has literally lost his mind
Why'd they let Arians go again?
>>64260461
why a d+
I mean Jackson is a headcase razor cake, mccoy will end up with 1100 yards for 11 million and missed 2 games plus he's declining.
That division is a wreck they might actually win it. Them or the redskins
>>64260434
He was right about the QB trade, trading McCoy for Alonso, not resigning Maclin, signing Thurmond, signing Matthews, the Hicks draft pick
He fucked up signing Murray and Maxwell, dismantling the interior O-line, the first two draft picks and not addressing the WR situation after letting Maclin go
Ridiculously hard to grade that
>>64260434
as a player, he will definitely be one of the worst HoF selections. but he has the accomplishments, and fair enough stats to make it. I've heard a lot of Jim Plunkett accomplishments, but regardless of how momentous >18-1 was or how he should have lost SB46 too he'll get credit for both wins in the end, and that will be the deciding factor.
>>64260482
I'd jizz in my pants
>>64260434
Positives:
>Bradford over Foles
>Ryan Matthews signing
>Walter Thurmond signing
>Resigning Brandon Graham and Cedric Thornton
>Drafting Jordan Hicks and Eric Rowe
>Looking to the future while trading for Kiko Alonso
Negatives:
>Giving Maxwell that much money
>Not resigning Maclin (this was sort of out of his hands i suppose but he could have offered more money)
>Signing Murray
>Paying Murray that much
>Giving up a pick for Bradford
>Not resigning Mathis
>Not drafting any linemen
>Drafting Nelson Agholor in the first round
>>Cutting Tim Tebow from the practice squad
>>>>>NOT TRADING UP FOR MARIOTA
overall i'd say there's a lot on both sides
a solid C does the trick
also someone should shoop chip and marioto onto this baby
>>64260177
Brees yes, unless he retires. Peyton no, he gets traded to the colts for a 1st. Him and Irsay become best party buddies.
>>64260530
why would letting Maclin go be a positive? because Bradford can't throw beyond 15 yards?
>>64260177
>>64260543
will the Saints turn to poo again once Brees retires?
>>64260552
When you consider everything that has happened, it was a bad move. But when looking at Maclin situation in isolation, I don't think he was worth the money the Chiefs gave him.
I think how he dealt with the WR situation after letting Maclin go was much more of a problem than not resigning Maclin
>>64260586
They are already shit and he is still there. Once he is gone the bags will be back on their heads as they return to obscurity for the next 30 years.
>>64260400
I was thinking about that. They might have meant it was his most skillful since he shot the gap and broke a few tackles to make the touchdown, while the long run last season was mostly him just outrunning everyone else
How do you fix the browns? I've tried starting a meme quarterback and ran a meme offense and they went 9-7
>>64260586
it'll be even worse than now
every game the saints have won this year, with the exception of the game where ingram went ham on the colts "run defense", brees threw for 30 completions and 300 yards
and he's putting up jimmy graham and marques colston numbers with willlie snead and ben watson
>>64260632
i remember him breaking someone's ankles hard on either that run or another one last year
i used to have the webm but now i can't find it
>>64260637
>How do you fix the browns?
burn everything to the ground and move them to Baltimore. It's the only solution that has worked so far
>>64260637
Move and rename them. The Browns name is cursed.
>>64257805
> QB not Derek Carr
> WR2 not Michael Crabtree
>>64260637
Keep losing until you get a good qb.
>>64260637
blow it up and start all over with new ownership and management, possibly relocation
Who /winningthisweek/?
YOU ARE ALL KEKS
KEK
KEKHOLD
KEK
I CAN FINALLY INSULT YOU FAGGOTS AGAIN!!!
>>64260534
maclin is good, but he wanted to play for reid again and for lots of money. i can't fault kelly on that
signing murray was a bad move. maybe kelly can keep rotating them in to make murray compete
Bradford might work out.
meh
i'll debate it later.
>>64260637
throw all the rest of the games. get the first overall. See which big FA actually enters it. Draft Bosa. Draft a qb second round or trade up back to first for a guy who drops. Play manziel see ifhe can play
>>64260687
idk i like my choices better
sorry lad
>>64260719
teehee
>>64260724
yeah i'd have loved to have kept him, but that one was mostly out of chip's hands
it's nice that he's having a good year though
murray was a bad move to begin with because chip refused to address the line at all, and then he made it worse by using him retardedly
i just hope we can eat the money we paid until we can let him go and wash our hands of him
bradford i'm still pretty much divided on, but i'm more receptive to going into next season with him as the starter than i was before
i don't think you can give the offseason a terrible grade, but you can't give it a great one either
>>64260704
It's the only way.
>>64260292
wrong.
regardless of checkem results
>>64260788
meant for >>64260704
>>64260788
>>64260788
Based
>>64260781
depends on your criteria i guess
ben has been the better QB stats-wise and plays on the NFL's favorite franchise, plus two super bowls and elite passing seasons late in his career
but he's tentatively a rapist and might be perceived as a defense babby early in his career
eli has worse stats, but he has the manning prestige, the two super bowls and super bowl MVPs and their massive significance, and he's pretty well-liked
>>64260788
ayy
>>64260637
Get Bosa and WR in the draft. Keep Manziel, give him a chance to develop and give him a better weapon than Travis Benjamin. DBs from FA.
Hope Roethlisberger retires soon and the Bungles bungle.
I cannot post "The Bears still suck" anymore because half of /sp/ has a webm of Rodgers sucking his thumb
>>64260851
>Rodgers sucking his thumb
What?
>>64257384
I missed the NFCE one, does anyone remember what he said?
>>64260815
The baseball HoF voters are obviously using the good faith clause as a cop-out for not letting hitters from the 90s in right now for the most part. How much should off-field stuff matter?
Guys like Darren Sharper may be disgusting people, but if they are worthy, shouldn't that merit a Hall induction? Especially when you can't really "un-induct" guys like OJ, who (most likely) killed Nicole and Ronald after he'd been in the Hall a while.
>>64257805
RIP Jamaaaaaaaaal
Kekekekem
RUSSELITE WILSON
>>64260955
>RUSSELITE WILSON
Yeah, what the Fuck happened?
Did they cybernetically enhance him or something?
He's playing like a 2013 Peyton that can sprint
>>64259372
>implying the vikings will lose to the bears or the giants
>implying washington is a playoff team
>>64260973
49ers, Ravens and Steelers have some of the worst secondaries in the league
>"Wilson has completed 89 of 118 passes for 1,171 yards and 16 touchdowns — with zero interceptions — over the past four games, contests Seattle has won by an average score of 35-14. His passer rating over that stretch is 145.9, the best four-game run for a quarterback with at least 100 pass attempts since at least 1960, and probably ever"
"Leave Cam to me"
>>64257384
related
who are your 1st-team all-pros this year?
>Offense
QB:
RB:
RB:
FB:
TE:
WR:
WR:
OT:
OT:
OG:
OG:
C:
>Defense
DE:
DE:
DT:
DT:
OLB:
OLB:
ILB:
ILB:
CB:
CB:
S:
S:
>Special Teams
K:
P:
KR/PR:
>>64260288
>Bengals losing in the payoffs to the Steelers
>It won't be their 2nd string like it was Sunday
>AFC FINAL SEEDS
1. New England
2. Denver
3. Cincinnati
4. Indianapolis
5. Kansas City
6. Pittsburgh
>AFC WILD CARD
Cincinnati hosts and defeats Kansas City
Indianapolis hosts and loses to Pittsburgh
>AFC DIVISIONAL
New England hosts and defeats Pittsburgh
Denver hosts and defeats Cincinnati
>AFC CHAMPIONSHIP
In the final game of his career, Manning throws for 3 TDs and 350+ yards, putting up better stats than Brady, but key mistakes in the 4th Quarter lead to a tie game. In overtime, New England wins the coin toss, runs down the field, and Brady himself runs it into the endzone for the win.
>NFC FINAL SEEDS
1. Carolina
2. Arizona
3. Green Bay
4. Philadelphia
5. Seattle
6. Minnesota
>NFC WILD CARD
Green Bay hosts and defeats Minnesota
Philadelphia hosts and loses to Seattle
EDP is arrested for public indecency
>NFC DIVISIONAL
Carolina hosts and loses to Seattle
Arizona hosts and defeats Green Bay
>NFC CHAMPIONSHIP
Low scoring game in which Cardinals pull ahead, but a blocked extra point in the 4th Quarter keep Arizona ahead by only 6 with 2 minutes left. Seattle Runs down the clock and wins with a touchdown with seconds left.
>SUPER BOWL L
Tom Brady, who has taken many hits since the Broncos game, will suffer one to many sacks and will be taken out of the game. Seattle will proceed to intercept Jimmy G towards what will become the biggest blowout in the history of the big game.
>>64261083
god how can anyone want to see seattle in a third straight owl(or new england again for that matter)
>>64261045
QB: Brady
RB: AD
RB: Gurley
FB: whocareslol
TE: Gronk
WR: Jones
WR: Brown
OT: Smith
OT: Whitworth
OG: Incognito
OG: Yanda
C: Kalil
DE: Watt
DE: Wilkerson
DT: Donald
DT: Short
OLB: Miller
OLG: Mack
ILB: Kuechly
ILB: Marshall
CB: Norman
CB: Mathieu (inb4 safety, he's played more CB this season)
FS: Jenkins
SS: Smith
K: Gostkowski
P: McAfee
KR/PR: Lockett/Patterson
>>64261042
Rustle has to get to Cam first, and that likely means playing the Cardinals at Arizona before the fact.
>>64261148
>jones over obj
>brady over palmer
>mathieu over talib
>yfw the last time Carolina played the Giants
How bad does NY get beaten? Will Carolina break 50? Will Cam Newton finally tie Steve Young's record?
>>64261042
He already tried
>>64261192
which Steve Young record?
