MNF: 5-7 Edition
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Get in here if your team's playoff hopes hinge on this game.
My name is Michael Weston, I used to be a spy
I just want to shitpost tbph
>>64248990
What the fuck are those helmets?
>>64249205
they're helmets
>>64249205
Some shit graphic that espn uses I guess.
More specifically, they're used in the American sport of handegg.
>>64249061
I'm just a guy who knows a guy
Predictions?
>>64249205
>ESPN
Im at the game and couldnt care less who wins, who should i root for /sp/?
>>64249316
She continues to gain weight, AT&T drops her and she fades back into obscurity where she belongs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEbEHiPcO-8
>>64249358
Never
after the giants lose tonight they'll be 2 games out of the playoffs with 3 games to play
so much for muh prophecy
get fucked gints
>>64249316
>Predictions
Gruden will make a reference to OBJ being the greatest physical specimen in the league.
>>64249378
that's ok, the Broncos will be the AFC champions this year anyway
>>64248990
Fellow fins fans. Are you as tired of this guy as I am? This was supposed to be his breakout year, but it'll probably be his worst season since his rookie year. I'd like to expect an Andy Dalton like Renaissance, but Tannehill just cant recognize certain fundamental things to be a top 10 QB in this league. It pisses me off that he may be the worst starting QB in the state of Florida. Can't we just tank and get Paxton Lynch or Jared Goff?
>>64249413
you mean the team that just lost to the raiders?
>Giants win three of next four
>beat Fins, Panthers, Iggles
>Seattle ... Panthers ... Patriots
>Coughlin retires with 3 rings, as does Reese
>Make way for Gruden, make way for the reckoning
WHY DO THEY KEEP PLAYING AN ELLIE GOULDING LOVE SONG FOR A FUCKIN FOOTBALL GAME?
>my team 5-7 lying to itself about playoff hopes
>5-7 gnats that might actually make playoffs
my only consolation for this game is we get to see what dolphins uniforms are supposed to look like. Too bad Tannehill will most likely disgrace it
>>64249415
Why is only one of his stars gold? What did they mean by this?
>>64249499
Fuck, you are one delusional person.
Go Giants
>>64249545
the filled in stars are the number of consecutive years a player has been named a team captain
>>64249569
Oh, I don't think it will happen - just want to put it out there on the off chance it does so I can take credit for turning the Giants horrific season around.
>Tannehill
>Uber talented
>>64249316
Same thing that happens every week
>ODB makes either a circus catch for a TD or an 80+ yard catch and run for a TD
>/sp/ says "ODB is a meme receiver and isn't actually good"
>>64248990
>Get in here if your team's playoff hopes hinge on this game.
my fantasy team anyway
Does Berman have terminal cancer or something? Dude seems perma-depressed for the past few years, wtf is wrong with him.
>>64249415
>This was supposed to be his breakout year
Every year with you people.
#STICKGATE
>literal nobodies making ODB "catches" wearing these meme-gloves
>it's a Rick Reilly segment
NEW STICKEM BTFO
THIS MAY FINALLY BE THE END OF THE GLOVE MEME
THANK JESUS SENPAI
>meme catches
Wide receivers absolutely exposed by the espn piece on gloves.
>>64249686
Same here.
Rawls fucked me over this week, and now my season depends on Eli and Miller. I should just kill myself now.
>>64249686
>riding a 40 point lead with only Miller left to face
life is sweet in round 1
http://www.sportingcharts.com/nfl/stats/drops/2015/
>All those drops
Rick Reilly BTFO
>A Rick Reilly segment that wasn't utterly and completely worthless
what is the world coming to?
>>64249822
>Preston Parker
>Played 2 games before getting cut
>3 drops
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
WE WOULD'VE BEATEN THE FUCKING COWBOYS IF YOU COULD CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATCH
>>64249316
>>64249358
most perfect jewess in existence. Would shekel/10
>>64249777
>He doesn't believe in ELIte
Your season is gonna be just fine bruh
>>64249415
He's not amazing but possibly if he stopped taking the most sacks and hits in the entire league every year he might be able to get to Dalton status or maybe a bit better.
>>64248990
Who /nfceast/ here?
>>64249973
There only room for one perfect jewess in this beautiful shithole.
>>64250010
/nfceast/ masterdivision reporting
>>64249943
>Played 2 games before getting cut
He was on the team last year too, had 5 drops against the Colts I think
anyone have a stream for this game?
Packshit here. How is Donkey Kong holding up for you fin fags since he left our division?
>that feel when big brother Reuben Randall tore shit up in college and gets no love now because he's brittle and can only practice like once a week
>>64248990
>tfw The Giants & Dolphins broship is still strong
bros/10
Bros I............
...........cant even be excited to shitpost for this one.
I'm sorry. Tonight you're on your own.
My wife's son doesn't really care about this one anyway.
Fuck you Giants. They could have had 9-3 and take full control of the NFC Least. JUST
Miami money line -105, all in
has anyone heard that new Drake song called Hotline Bling? It's really good
>>64250009
It would help if he could actually see defenders running at him, but he can't, and just sits there and waits to get leveled.
I really wanted to watch this one but I have to pick my wife's son from practice.
>>64250009
His pocket awareness is terrible. The o-line isn't helping him out, but he's taken too many costly sacks on 3rd downs.
>>64250089
Doing pretty much what he was expected to. Miami's linebackers just aren't good enough to capitalize on it, though
>>64250173
At least you play in a division where it's possible to meme your way into the playoffs once in a while
>>64250211
Every thread And every time I kek
My wife has a son who I am not the father of because I'm a kek
I'm a kekold. I'm raising a child that isn't mine and I masturbate while I watch niggers fuck my wife! Funny, right? xD
![New_York_Giants[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ZC6k4XK.jpg "New_York_Giants[1].jpg")
>DUDE BLOWN LEADS LMAO
Fuck this team
>>64250233
Probably not gonna happen this year. I can just see Sheagles fan celebrating now when the Giants lose.
>>64249605
can see him driving a uber after this season desu cam
Anybody else's esspee got a bad connection right now?
>Zach Mettenberger, Spencer Ware, Alfred Blue, Jeremy Hill, Jarvis Landry, Ruben Randle, Odell Beckham Jr, Russell Shephard, James Wright, Morris Claiborne, Tyrann Mathieu, Tharold Simon, Bennie Logan, Michael Brockers, Barkevious Mingo, Ego Ferguson, Kevin Minter, Eric Reid, La'El Collins, and Brad Fucking Wing were all on the 2011 LSU Tigers Roster
>5 WR's who all went to the NFL
Fuck you Les Miles and fuck you Jordan "Shoe Stealing" Jefferson you fucking mongoloid combo. I will FOREVER be mad
Those Miami throwbacks are nice
That lady was mad as fuck
>HE KEPT CELEBRATING
Kek, they can only flag you once, right?
>>64250345
Not as mad as I am with my girlfriend's son constantly changing the channel.
>>64250302
That was one of the dumbest moves ever. Sticking with Jordan Jefferson for way too fucking long over a QB that was leading your team to wins.
Dem throwbacks are elite af to bad the lelpins suck
>>64250363
yeah but then they can fine you, not that these nogs care about financial security
>>64249061
good show. worth a watch, wherever it's being broadcast since usa network isn't making any new eps.
>>64250364
Does your wife love you and your son even though he isn't your son?
>>64249358
chubby milana v better than 90% of u.s. american females!
9/10 would give up pork and shellfish for her!
I'd like to watch the game but all of us Ohio State University grads where I live are meeting up at my work and Pizza Hut doesn't allow TVs in the kitchen.
At least the squids are gonna look swaggy as they get fucked in the ass
>>64250364
is he black
>>64249499
quit taking those drugs you buy off the streets!
Suzy Kolber is like a fine wine that just gets better with age.
>>64250016
who be this daughter of the covenant?
>>64250463
Half black
>>64250047
masturbating division
god, you guys are as bad as the afc south. and i should know -- i'm a colts fan!
>>64250505
Wynona, buddy.
This team unironically wears the uniform on the left full-time.
>>64250494
She really is an attractive woman
>>64250364
GRILLED CHEESE
>>64250521
>go giants
>>64250532
You're telling me
>>64250531
ah, i didn't recognize her!
thank you for the ID, anon. you are a gentleman and a scholar!
Fuck the Giants lads.
>tfw had a son last week but he came out kind of black
Weird shit...
>Tannehill already 3rd on all-time starts at QB
Those post-Marino days were real bad.
>>64250532
those new unis suck gator turds! bring back the old ones!
>>64250561
these* are*
fixed that for you
>le one hand catch man
Woukd you raise a child from your partner's previous relationship?
What if that child were black?
Looking for serious answers only. No memes.
>Eric Dickerson and Craig James
Is Miami the worst sports town in America?
who /missesTensnake/ here?
He will never come back ;_;
>Le MEME LSU WR
>EXCEPT WE HAVE 2 OF THEM HERE
Okay, ESPN.
Anyone else having a hard time posting?
>>64250591
Only if she was over 15.
>>64250591
Would raise if the child was the same race and the father had good genes
>>64250605
Yes definitely. Glad to hear it isn't me.
>>64250591
No.
If I got married at 50 or so to a woman who had adult children, then whatever. But I don't even want kids myself, I can't imagine raising someone else's.
Pls resign OV
>>64250605
Works for me :)
I'll PM you a fix
Eli needs to use his retard powers to stop the Panthers.
why's her fly open?
>>64250611
She looks like the most elite high price hooker.
Submit your official ratings for the national anthem performance here
>>64250591
Yes because then it wouldn't be incest.
FOGBOWL
O
G
B
O
W
L
Are there any cuçks on the Giants?
This is horrible, jesus christ
>Dan Marino not singing the anthem
kek
>>64250651
Why isn't yours?
hows your day going so far bros my wifes son broke my TV but his father agreed to come pick him up so he could watch the game there, got rid of my wife too since she goes over with him since he gets a little worked up when he watches his Giants play. He must really wear her out everytime she comes back shes completely exhausted and can barely walk. Anyway its all good now just put my grilled cheese in the microwave and can't wait to watch my Dolphins
>>64250654
2/10
>Odell wearing cleats with the Joker's face on them
DUDE HIS MOM'S GONNA FREAK
>>64250654
2/10
dis bitch sound like she bout to croak
Did Paul Warfield forget his HOF jacket?
AND STOP STRETCHING THE NOTES OF THE NATIONAL ANTHEM
FUCKING A
Is gruden ded yet. I hope so.
that was terrible.. who was that?
>>64250652
They all have a price, friend.
Anyone here losing hope in this season? I don't think anyone can stop the Patriots and I REALLY don't want the Panthers in the Super Bowl.
Mfw that star spangles groaning
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck man
>>64250654
73.8 anthem rating
>>64250679
No 200 word essay?
>>64250690
damn bill cosby is ripped now
>Six months out of college and the best years of my life
>No job
>NEET and feel horrible about it
>Broke
>Can't afford shit in Jew York
>Living with my parents
>No freedom
>All my friends live far away from me
>The only thing I have is my car and my family's Giants season tickets
>tfw I want to go to a playoff game with my Dad this year because I'm 90% sure I'm moving away next year, job or no job
Please win, Giants. You're all I have.
>>64250682
Literally the gayest thing I've ever seen.
>>64250690
is that stuart scott on the right?
Please lord go easy on the Giants and give them a W because next week the team will be beaten to a bloody pulp
>>64250693
A famous lesbian from the 1990s.
>come through my window
Americaitlyns you guys sing the national anthem so much, has anyone majorly fluffed it during a big game?
>>64250690
Go to bed stupid foreigner son of a bitch
>>64250698
>not believing in based AZ
>>64250679
Too obvious but you worked hard so here's a reply.
B- overall
>>64250698
Panthers are gonna get BTFO by >us 12s
>>64250698
The Panthers are a meme.
They haven't played a good team this season
>>64250682
couldn't be more meme if he tried
Why is she so perfect?
>>64249777
THANK GOD IM ON A FUCKING BYE MY ENTIRE TEAM SHIT THE BED AND OR GOT HURT
>>64250698
DAT BIRD
>>64250679
f*cking epic XD
never seen a post like this before! bravo!
>>64250591
No.
>>64250747
too tall and no butt
>>64250747
White girls are magic.
>>64250654
Manvoiced lesbian what the fuck are you doing Miami? / 10
Also we Star Track now.
>>64250733
>carl_lewis.avi
>>64250723
>tfw NEET for four years
dubs and ODB has a terrible game
who's watching the game with their wife's son here? trying to get the guy into Football but he just wants to play video games all the time.
![coughlin[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4whGkog.jpg "coughlin[1].jpg")
Not saying he is at fault but why were they acting like Coughlin is some god tier coach all of a sudden?
Do you think Watson shitposts on spee?
>>64250709
Yeah my wife's son had one for homework and I have to start on it before halftime or I can't finish tonight's game. It's due Friday so I'm not too worried but I don't want him to scold me.
>>64250738
>>64250753
Gonna have to get used to Arizona teams saving my ass. Need the Diamondbacks to end the Cubs and Red Sox meme and the Cardinals to end the Panthers and Patriots meme.
>throwing back to just a few years ago
>>64250747
>magical
>>64250733
A few times. Once some little girl messed up real bad at a basketball game, but one of the coaches came out and helped her finish it, which was pretty based.
Another time some bitch slipped on the ice during a hockey game I think.
>>64250747
Literally the only good picture of her is that one where she's wearing jeans and that tight shirt that shows her midriff.
>>64250772
iktfb
Pretty GOAT feel actually
Could this dolphins team beat the '72 dolphins?
>>64250747
God tier legs but the rest is forgettable.
post traps pls
>>64249777
>God trips
Eli is going to save your ass
anyone here watch that Bills 30 for 30? any good?
>>64250794
These are older than that. The 90s/00s had some navy blue shit on them.
>>64250779
Because 2 rings, buddy.
>>64250698
don't worry bro my dad works for the NFL. eagles are winning the owl
>>64250813
It's fun. Not the best 30 for 30 I've seen, but it's worth the watch.
>>64250834
SEEMS IMPROBABLE
>Giants meme secondary already memeing
Fuck this team.
mfw my son's dad is staying over tonight so i have to watch the game on my shitty tablet on the couch downstairs
>>64250813
No didn't see it but the one about USC finally losing to Texas was good
>EARLY TURNOVERS
It begins
>that play
YOU HAD ONE FUCKING JOB DOLPHINS
ONE
FUCKING
JOB
>DOLPHINS
>LOLPHINS
What do I say, bros?
>game is already a shit fest
kek
GUYS
LANDON COLLINS DID SOMETHING
>Letting a guy with one hand recover a fumble on you
>>64250848
>being this much of a kek
Fuck this, POST ANIME
>LOLPHINS
incomplete pass, he didn't even fuckin have full possession and make a football move
>only guy who can recover a fumble on the Giants defense has one hand
>>64250834
Yeah and Demarco Murray wins Super Bowl MVP with 200 yards rushing.
>>64250803
Working so far.
smfdh
One of the only good thing Collins has done all year. Motherfucker should play as a run stopping LB desu, can't cover for shit
>Not even a full two minutes into the game
>Already a dumpster fire
>letting a man with 7.5 fingers recover a fumble
>2nd play
>turnover
wooooow
>>64250772
It's never too late to turn it around anon.
>>64250875
"Do you have the proper consent forms?"
>>64250875
Get a nose job then call me.
Kill me
>>64250875
>all female college
>dyke
pick both
>mfw these horrendous teams
Are the Giants the luckiest team in football? I've never seen a team so bad have so many good things happen for them
based /sp/ should I watch this game or anime before I fall asleep?
my meds made my really tired tonight
>>64250875
hi is enough. you'll know whether you should continue by her response.
anyone watching the game on TV and not a shitty stream?
>>64250886
NDONKEYKONG SUH
>>64250772
I haven't lifted a finger to work since 2004.
why don't the dolphins wear these jerseys all the time instead of their awful mains
TSSSUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHH
>>64250933
i am
>>64250892
LITERALLY PERFECT
> those based Miami throwbacks
>>64250906
i-is this legal?
>>64250927
>meds
Now I know why you're a Vikings fan
Who /gonna lose/ here?
>>64250933
No, I'm sure this is ESPN's least watched broadcast.
>>64250925
Unluckiest maybe. They've gotten meme'd in the fourth quarter like five times this season.
>>64250933
>paying the cable jews
>>64250937
Since when did racism become cool? Go back to /pol/
Oh Coughlin isn't going to go for it?
>>64250925
What the fuck is that.
>>64250967
>what is ravens/browns
OH LOOK TOM COUGHLIN IS PUTTING OUT THE FIELD GOAL UNIT
who /ÇUCK/ here?
>>64250980
shit b8 is shit
>>64250886
Why Dolphins
WHY
>Greg Jennings used to be the #1 WR of the #1 Offense (of 2011)
>Now he's not even starting for the Lelphins
I bet your sister is having a good time now, faggot!
>>64250960
>tfw need 3 pts by the Gnats defense
>FR in the first drive
oh yes
>>64250980
>this fucking nigger
>>64250980
Yeah, seriously, /sp/ needs to be a safe space for gay niggers like this guy
>>64250960
>Playing the Giants D
For what fucking reason?
>>64250999
literally No Ass: The Girl
>>64250925
is this a fucking beehive what the fuck is up with japs and their food
>Giants O-Linemen deding
>Get treated to Jerry Reese's Bargain Bin personnel like John Jerry who get overpowered every play
Giants football Ladies & Gentlemen
>>64250999
Nice trips.
I like the C with the little dick
>>64250925
they are one of the most injured teams in all of sports for like 5 years in a row now
>Fins fumble on their first possession
>Gnats go 3 and out
Yer im not staying up to watch this dumpster-fire
>>64251013
Has to be a 32 team league
>>64250591
No
No^2
>>64251018
I think it's tripe
