old
>>64178644
Obligatory /trb/ related links:
http://pastebin.com/grLucSzY
Macca's official /trb/ database:
http://pastebin.com/uj27eQhe
Facepack:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/yo0tgfgfh4e78fv/cutout_megapack_8.00.rar?dl=0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=605fY2RqTkI
forgot to update year sub-edition.
fuck it.
Plastic's don't know bout muh Midtjylland edition
>>64244626
/Qt/s edition
Hi
>>64244678
jesus that was painful to read on twitter.
>le who the fuck is Midget Land face
>>64244663
I don't know why female bodies gyrating is attractive to some people. I don't see the appeal.
>>64244683
Based.
Mou is kill
fuck sake Mahrez.
that was beautiful from start to finish.
fucking got DAYUM.
>>64244760
neither do i fambam
time for the big test
first leg away at FC Kolelyelalklaykephagen
3rd for football manager 2016
>>64244863
qt
>>64244942
i believe in you.
MESSI MESSI MESSI
>subbing Terry off
aweeee but this has been such a fantastic season for him!!
>>64244954
'yes'
>>64245000
Thank you sweet honduran ghost
here we go
I know I'm Real and all but jesus Sevilla, they just bent over and took it.
30 seconds in, 1 - 0 Kobenhaven
>>64245196
>three own goals by 12 minutes
jesus christ indeed
also, fuck this
>>64244174
hey, Poland, here are a few other teams that have really restrictive transfer policies. not sure if they're coded into FM the way Atletico are, but here they are anyhow:
>Barakaldo CF
Basque only players
>Deportivo Saprissa
Costa Ricans only
>>64245196
>I know I'm Real and all but
>I know I'm Real and all
>I know I'm Real
>I'm Real
>Real
>>64245259
Come to think of it, Aston Villa has a "sell all your best players and replace them with Rudy Gestede" kind of policy
>>64245196
>>64245277
They're my favorite team and I got bored of Swansea so I said fuck it I'll take the job for a couple of years before going to some shit tier team.
>>64245327
>This filthy foreigner doesn't even realise Rudy "The GOAT" Gestede is worth 50 mill
>>64245259
>Atletico
>>64245415
>AGAIN
FUCK
i had a half day today and have been drinking since noon. not the first time i've fucked what i've tried to say.
INTAKE
INTAKE
INATKE
I BELIEVE
Oh God,what happened to Hamburg
>get relegated to the 2.Bundesliga for the first time ever
>then get relegated to the 3.Liga
>sign me of all people
>Abdullah: Although I'm a Chelsea fan, I think maybe Chelsea deserve to get relegated to teach the team a lesson
>Abdullah
>"The team I support should be relegated"
>Plastics
>find a top tier player I could get for free
>wants 17k while I can offer max 8
Fuck, I forgot how it's like to be early in the game again
>>64245553
>HSV are not allowed to sign non-EU players
Why? League forbids it?
how bumped will leicester players get in the january update you reckon?
>>64245597
pretty sure that's the opposite of plastic m8
>>64245532
I can't believe I managed to pick up that away goal
>>64245615
they're already pretty bumped in the main release
>>64245747
can you post albrighton?
i know vardy and mahrez have been bumped but usually it's pretty kneejerk and they just get the star players
i haven't got FM16 yet
>>64245615
Bump for the foxes
>>64245724
I can.
>THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
is this really all he's been bumped
http://i.imgur.com/hCgq9hS.jpg
>only 13 finishing
>only 14 off the ball
if I manage to pick up this win I'm going to scream wavin flag out my window like I had won something in real life
>>64245889
Its still pretty good and I think you'd be far more outraged if they made him Messi tier
>>64245889
I fixed him myself before starting my save. You know, to make stuff more realistic.
>>64246031
>>64246031
>you could say I tweaked him
hi figo
>>64246031
wait a second now that i look a little closer
>all those att increases
>only 18 goals in fucking 45 appearances, and no goals in the cups
you're a shite manager
>>64246031
>>64246147
>scouting required
>>64246140
I don't tweak my own players. So technically I only make the game harder for myself
>>64246147
I'm not arsenal you dingus. Is the name blue? No? Then I'm not arsenal, am I?
>>64245889
EBJV
>CHELSHIT
Is Duvan Zapata an FM hero?
>>64246491
JUST GET MY HOPES UP
>Leicester just 6 points shy of their points total for the entire 14/15 season
>>64246491
15 points in 16 games is incredible.
>>64246491
Good lord. You've posted this webm millions of times and it gets me erry tiem
Heyo, what's this? Is this normal?
>mfw this is the manager that magaged to lose against faroe islands with greece
And here i was thinking Ranieri would be a joke for the rest of his life.
>>64246680
>fake crest on shirt
not sure if like
give farm team names
>>64246491
I'm back from bananaland just to ask you who the hell is her.
>>64246832
with the wrong trip doe
CHAT SHIT GET BEHEADED
>>64246807
Victoria Secretions
Bakersfield Doughboys
Savannah Dindunuthins
London Teethless
Hartford Attack
Memphis Grizzlies :^)
I BELIEVE THAT WE
>>64246807
baltimore dindus
>>64247171
well? did you win?
absolutely heartbreaking.
theres always next year
>>64247429
>>64247469
RIP
better luck next time
>Chelsea literally are in danger of relegation
>Leicester literally are in the title race
And people say the premier league isn't the best league in the world
Too ez
>>64246832
wish i knew 4bh
http://metro.co.uk/2015/12/13/pornstar-sara-tommasi-becomes-director-at-italian-football-club-marruvium-5562513/
>There are some career paths that make perfect sense and others that are just a bit random.
>Sara Tommasi’s professional life certainly falls into the latter category.
>Tommassi, 34, has made the bizarre jump from the adult film world to becoming a football director.
>Yes, that’s right. Tommasi is now on the board of an Italian football club.
>Italian amateur side Marruvium have hired the celebrity at the club, although her exact role is unclear.
>tfw she will never punish you for your poor performance as manager
>>64247632
>shit
>post
>>64246832
Phil Collins' daughter
>>64247714
>you will never fuck her in an airplane
>you'll never tell her you could feel her cumming in the air tonight
>>64247777
>you will never show her your quads
>>64247777
maybe not right now, but you can't hurry love
>>64247817
>>64247820
>there's more than one tribbler from Norway
>>64247777
>she will never tell you you're In Too Deep
>>64247878
>making a Sum 41 reference
>>64247893
>he doesn't know about genesis
>>64247777
>tfw you can't dance
>tfw you can't talk
>>64247919
>>64247893
Just a Misunderstanding
>>64247919
>Norwegian humour
>>64247984
no, it's an english rock band
however (fun fact) they could have ended up with a norwegian singer.
>>64248026
that fact was not fun
>>64247950
>being a stroke victim
sorry to hear
>>64248075
>being australian
sorry to hear
>>64248026
yeah I'm with indonesia here
>>64248044
that wasn't fun at all.
I miss Panama
>>64248205
>>64248221
>sweeper keeper
>attacking
only way to play keeper
>>64247632
>Sara Tommasi
great, now i have to do research on her body...of work.
>>64248307
desu I had a quick look and describing her as a "pornstar" seems playing it pretty fast and loose with that term. Seems she has modelled. gotten her tits out a few times and notoriously banged a few Italian celebs (and Berlusconi) and thats about it.
>>64248307
>>64248340
Oh apparently she has done one hardcore film according to wiki
>>64248340
yeah, that's what i;m finding now.
>>64248364
>>64248374
pornhub has a low quality version of her hardcore.
Looks and sounds like its from the 80s though. I'm not exactly a porn connoisseur but proper bad audio and direction.
>>64248439
>proper bad audio and direction
What else is there in porn.
I cant make butters in this shitty game ;_;
This is what I was wearing when Miles raped me
>>64248512
>only have 1 striker in first team
>no good reserves or regen strikers
>no strikers in the world wants to play for me
>>64248646
>>no strikers in the world wants to play for me
no
even back in the glory days of chimney corner it was possible to find players. you're not trying hard enough.
>>64248683
What he obviously means is
>no strikers in the world that could be good for my team/the league wants to play for me
>>64248512
>Adam_Lallana_against_Swansea.exe
>>64248683
no decent strikers wants to play for me.
>>64248725
Once again Indonesia is on point.
>>64248735
Sign only from your youth intake then you don't have to worry about transfers.
>>64248725
>>64248735
You're not scouting hard enough
You're not offering trials hard enough
You're not gambling on a half decent youth prospect (inside or outside your club) who might at least be able to perform a specific task as a poacher even though they may only be useful for a season or two.
There is ALWAYS someone you can find that will allow you not to be that short in a position.
>now managing Hamburg in third tier
>after getting rid of players who were good 3 years ago (Adler,Lasogga) and adjusting Transfer Budget i have a wage budget of 28 million per year and a Transfer Budget of 10 Million
>I sign Players who could play Bundesliga on a decent level.
If i fuck this up i'm really bad at this game.
I also tried to sign Rizzo (the guy who scored 5 goals in his second game for me when i was still at Sporting Gijon) but he got injured for 4 Months and i canceled it.
This Job could be a lot of fun.
Oh for fucking fuck's sake...
Getting 20 mill though. No idea why it says potentially 13,5 mill, as he has a release clause of 20.
>>64248791
why are Hamburg in 3rd tier though or do you mean St Pauli??????
>>64248791
>Hamburg
>third tier
n-no. they've never gone down from the Bundes. what happened?
>>64248804
No,HSV.
I have no idea how they managed to fuck up this bad but they actually play in the 3.Liga now.
>>64248792
wait you're playing for Feyenoord.
FEYENOORD
and you're complaining about not being able to attract a decent 2nd striker?
>the shitty of Gary Lineker
>>64248371
>tfw have to deal with sick relative these past few days
>tfw later on have to deal with a funeral
>tfw now I'm sick because of it
So how goes saves and live, lads? Hopefully everything is dandy.
>>64248854
>life
Glad to have a day off from work after 3 days spent on my feet
>save
Top of the league with a gap, about to be killed in my yearly trip to Paris in the CL. Already got a hotel penned in for next year's trip
>>64248845
Good wife banter desu
>>64248812
>tfw hope that never happens in real life
pls treat them well...
>>64248854
get well soon, HC!
>>64248854
Looking to push for a top half finish in the Irish Prem on the back on my hot as shit regen CBs. in my 3rd season after being promoted. Looking #good
>>64248735
>no decent strikers wants to play for me.
>>64248792
>Post shows he is managing Feyenoord
Dude you're not doing it right if you're struggling to find players at that level
>>64248886
>>64248927
Nice.
>>64248910
Thanks, Chill. Just post more qts. That's a perfect remedy to any ailments.
The Messi of goalkeepers. England's no.1 at the age of 20, but hasn't managed to displace Courtois yet.
>inb4 he gets under 25 games for the next 10 seasons
>>64248886
>nige has a job
oh god the world is ending
>>64248985
>>64248985
no problemo there.
>>64249009
It's only a part-time xmas job working in a toy store
>>64248982
Truth. Like do what actual Dutch clubs do and scout every part of Africa. Also Australia we have been sending a lot of our lads to the Ear division the last couple of years.
>>64249026
oh, okay
just a regional catastrophe then
>>64249009
>>64249022
Would scout and recruit for starting eleven/10
>>64248910
I'm not the biggest HSV Fan but i'll do my best.
>>64249026
Steal us one of those star wars dolls that nerds like
>mfw my pc will take 2 hours to copy the logos and faces from the FM14 folder to FM16's
any of you lads know the sites were you can buy prescription drugs?
>>64249049
Not seen any of them on the shop floor. I can do you a lego millennium falcon if you'd like. Got told about a scam used to get cheap lego stuff when being taught how to use the checkout
>>64249053
do you even have a ram
>>64249038
>Africa.
I don't think you are familiar with my transfer policy. My clubs are usually whiter than a hitler-jügend summer camp.
And I'm in my third season, when all the young promising players have found other clubs, or they've become deluded into thinking feyenoord is not worthy of their talent because they have a 72 overall ranking on fifa.
>>64249132
I'm using a laptop that I dont even remember when I bought, with Windows Vista, and that has both the screen and the keyboard broken so I had to plug in a screen and a keyboard to it.
I just hope it doesn't explode on me before streaming the bulls game later tonight
>>64249175
butters please get a new computer
you're being btfo by kenya
>>64249155
Scout everywhere. Seriously, if you can't find talent to join Feyenoord then you are doing something massively wrong
>>64249155
Well theres ya problem the game knows you're being racist and is punishing you
>>64249187
I dont think I'll buy one until this one dies tbqh
I'm saving for Interrail next summer
>>64249213
>until this one dies
it sounds like it died a long time ago and you're just raping it's corpse
>>64249175
NICE
>>64249199
true. Ireland/North Ireland's cost-for-talent level is very good. Dundalk or Cliftonville will sell players with potential to start for you in a couple of years for like €10k
>Work The Space
>so yeah I'm starting as this 7th tier Peruvian side
>15 videos later
>yeah the CL final is gonna be tough with our injuries but I reckon we can do it
>sign robert pires
>hes excited to play in the asian champions league
>only reason i signed him was because it makes me powerful to make a legend play for my second team
Poor delusional old fart
>>64249234
*Libertadores
fuck
>>64249253
>Copa Libertadores
>CL
It still works
>>64249238
Ah let him style in a game or two
How long have you lads been playing Football Manager? Since 1996 here (although granted it was called Championship Manager then). Worst thing is, I'm only 23.
>>64249336
2012
probably >4500 hours though
>>64249336
occasionally since 2013. I started with FIFA Manager.
Honestly I think I'm getting worse with time
Jokes on them, I was playing next goal wins
>dat Feyenorrd result in the bottom left
Joe would be dancing on the ceiling
>>64249291
Maybe in a cup
>>64245196
>Real
>>64249234
so obscure 18th division 3rd world nation to best club in the world has been done? Is there any original challenge still left?
My save is at fc Winterthur and my wage budget is fucked. Got promoted to the super league and cannot sign anyone.
What do?
>>64249336
Yeah about then
>tfw no qt young GOATnaldo
>>64249405
not really. Try the Hexagon - winning the local CL on every continent
but really if you've been playing for 3-4 years you've achieved a level of cheese mastery that will always bring success
>>64249414
Sell someone. Obviously.
>>64249435
>only CL
>Not every CL, continental cup, world cup and Olympics
>>64249468
Can't , most of my players are old and nobody wants them. Even good youth prospects get shit bids.
Challenge anyone itt to create a successful formation with a libero, where the libero has an average rating of 7.0.
(Hint: It is literally impossible).
>>64249480
can you actually do something with small national teams if you haven't boosted their regen rating?
>>64249336
Since 2010. Average of 1500 on each game, except FM15 because I had an older computer and didn't like the new UI.
>>64249504
It would be do-able, if you're taking a club in a small nation to win the CL then you'll have given the youth ranking a decent kickstart at least otherwise it would be almost impossible to get somewhere unless you suddenly had a GOAT sprout up you can use for the national team
>>64249503
Literally impossible without being 10 times better than every other team in the league.
>any player consistently getting a rating above 6.7 without scoring a goal or assist every game
>>64249558
yeah I meant without club involvement, just straight to the nationals
>>64249336
FM 2016 is the first one i'm really playing (a lot)
I grew up with the EA Football Managers and always had trouble getting into the SI ones.
>>64249574
Then you are fucked but you still have a nice pool of middle teams that you could try and do it with. Or you just go straight up easy street and win the world cup and olympics with Brazil
>>64249571
Defenders tend to do pretty well in clean sheets.
>>64249504
What do you mean by small nation?
I won the Champions League multiple times with Scotland but
>if you've been playing for 3-4 years you've achieved a level of cheese mastery that will always bring success
The thing is, if you are playing in a small nation, and especially after you've gotten good enough to get into the CL group stage consistently, you'll have dominated the league financially and you'll be using morale and form to boost your ability of upsets by multiples.
I think real challenge lies in restrictive transfer strategies on top of small club and big goal.
>>64249620
Only if the team isn't dominating. They wind up with 6.7~ if your side has over 55% possession and a better than 4:1 shots ratio.
Is 2016 worth £23 lads?
what scouting assignments should I do for the Conference N/S? Once chief scout and two others.
I should go manage in mongolia
>>64249763
I'd say yes absolutely. The changes aren't colossal but there are tens of great quality of life improvements
>>64249763
if you can stand regen faces
>>64249775
stealing league1/championship players for loans
fuck scouting anyone else
>>64249775
yeah thats good. always have as many as possible IMO to do get multiple opinions
>>64249763
>Play the demo
>Decide for yourself
Method confirmed 10000 times more reliable than asking strangers on the internet to decide for you what you (another stranger) will enjoy and if it is worth an amount of money that may or may not be a significant sum to you.
>>64249813
right but I'm wondering whether to focus on the league or the nation or some other league or specific positions etc. I don't particularly need anyone right now but I was wondering how /trb/ sets up their scouting
>>64249797
true only focus on loans until in 3rd div
I drew Zurich in the Europa
are they good?
>>64249855
>>64249797
ok, noted
>>64249763
Depends where you're buying it from
>>64249763
Only 23 of the Queen's British Pound Sterling? Where'd you get it so cheap?
And yes, I'd say it's worth it.
>>64249871
Better than any club in Gibraltar, yes.
>>64249871
Who are you playing as? What year? Do you have their league loaded? How big of a database?
nice
on other news joachim low just fucked up and choked the title to dortmund,therefore ruining the 3y title run i had with leverkusen
>tfw you have a future goat cooking
>>64249881
What do you mean by this?
>>64249913
Well, I beat The New Saints out of Wales and the champ of Georgia in the champions league quals, maybe we won't embarrass ourselves this time around like against the danes.
>>64249957
I'm playing as Europa Point, it's 2018, no, and medium
>>64250035
>beat The New Saints out of Wales
Did you play at their own ground though? Cause that's actually in England
>>64250035
Okay that will be tough then, yes. Much better than either of those teams, a little better than the best of the Danish sides.
If they are mostly grey-faces, then it'll be tougher because, generally, the generic players are slightly better than the players Swiss teams would generate normally.
>>64250071
Yes, and I did not know they played in england. I meant out of as in "from the welsh prem"
>>64250128
Holy shit I am going to be run off the pitch
>tfw using overload as starting mentality since I started the save
>tfw incredible success domestically
>tfw don't know how to play defensively with this squad
>>64249981
ugly as fuck tbqhwym8
which one do I sign/do I sign both?
scouts say sign whatever the price
>>64249336
2000/01
that based Seria A and Lazio squad.
>>64250273
#2 obviously
>>64250169
Play 5 at the back and work on set pieces.
>>64250193
He might look like Shrek's less attractive inbred cousin, but that's not stopping every big club out there from wanting to be impregnated by him.
Happy 20th anniversary of the Bosman ruling guys. This should be a /trb/ national holiday desu
>>64250374
For International Bosman Day everybody celebrate and sign a Belgian player for your Reunion Premier League club.
>>64250430
Or beat your girlfriend and get a year in jail
>Playing in hue league
>Enemy team fouls my guy directly outside
>"He's warned by the referee"
>Next free kick happens
>win a penalty, defender gets straight red
This league is hilarious
What goes up
>>64250796
>Enemy team
>>64250817
Who's the best player in the world in 2057 la?
>>64250883
Won 3 out of the last 6 inflatable doors, finished 2nd the other 3 times
>>64251068
>German Turk with potential Jewish ancestry
Good stuff.
rate my tactic lads.
It's the CL play-off
>when your semi-pro goalkeeper can't be assed buying new boots
>>64251124
We actually did it. Holy shit I thought we were fucked from the moment we drew Spuds.
Fuck
>>64251211
>that familiar scoreline
>>64251211
Ya got the away goal good work m8
>>64251245
>>64251245
>The old familiar sting
>>64251187
Feyenoord are a better team than Spuds
>>64251245
At least this time around I had possession and more than 3 shots
>>64251292
If you look at them player-for-player, no.
If you consider Feyenoord's manager being a tactical genius, yes
Miles is with me today it seems. I should manage to progress from this.
>>64251411
>Celtic in the group stage of CL
confirmed for unrealistic
>>64251446
>implying UEFA didn't listen to Ronny and give Scotland a direct to groups spot
>>64251446
They had an easy draw
>Dirtmund
Just had two red cards and a penalty given against me in the same sequence, the opposition converted the penalty and then scored from the kick-off after my defender lost the ball when it was passed back to him.
Fuck this stupid game
Got my star shadow striker back just in time for leg 2
>>64251618
>having players with low composure and argues with officials
>>64251645
>argues with officials
Whenever I add myself into the game, I always give myself this trait.
>>64251618
>Just had two red cards and a penalty given against me in the same sequence,
Any excuse to post this
>>64251780
>uefalona
>>64251780
lel I wonder what their formation was looking like at the end
>>64251780
>five missed penalties by one side alone
Those were the days. What the fuck, SI.
Also I don't think I've seen a penalty miss in 2 seasons. Last time was in a penalty shoot out
>realism
(Cautiously) I believe that we will
>>64251916
well did you
DO YOU BELIEVE IN MIRACLES?
>>64252052
Congratulations now win the whole fucking thing
>>64252031
>>64252052
Let's get this shit started
>>64252105
My condolences
Good lord I couldn't have choked harder than that if I had meant to
>>64252105
>posting mid game
what did you expect
>>64252105
Mate, I... I'm so sorry for you
>>64252105
>posting mid-game
Never do that.
>>64252297
I'm sort of proud I managed to make it that close. After we went up 3-1 I changed tactical mentality and I'm going to blame it on that.
>>64252256
Nice work @ QPR btw
>>64252319
yeah...
>>64252437
I think I got a son in the intake and somehow SI gave it to you
I've had a coach that's failed to get his continental pro licence for about 3 years now, I keep getting messages about him getting more time to complete it because he's struggling. About a year back it said he failed it for good, soon after that my board sent him on a new course paid for by the club. The only realistic thing here is that he's black.
>>64252501
I wish I could pick him up, but he simply won't even let me offer to overpay him
I pried a U18 QPR player away once. Still on my squad to this day
>>64252575
post butters pls
>>64252601
will update once scouted
>>64252651
ty m8
>finishing 16
im the goat
