starts in 54 bings
leicester xi: Schmeichel; Simpson, Huth, Morgan (c), Fuchs; Mahrez, Kanté, Drinkwater, Albrighton; Ulloa, Vardy
leicester subs: Schwarzer, Wasilewski, Benalouane, Dyer, King, Inler, Okazaki
chelsea xi: Courtois; Ivanovic, Zouma, Terry (c), Azpilicueta; Ramires, Matic; Willian, Oscar, Hazard; Diego Costa
chelsea subs: Begovic, Cahill, Mikel, Fabregas, Kenedy, Pedro, Remy
How much shit has Mouyes been chatting recently?
will it happen again?
Terry vs Vardy
ohboy.gif
>tfw the foxes win the eagle
>>64241858
ELSEA MATCH THREAD Anonymous 12/15/15(Tue)05:06:19 No.64241801▶
starts in 54 bings
leicester xi: Schmeichel; Simpson, Huth, Morgan (c), Fuchs; Mahrez, Kanté, Drinkwater, Albrighton; Ulloa, Vardy
leicester subs: Schwarzer, Wasilewski, Benalouane, Dyer, King, Inler, Okazaki
chelsea xi: Courtois; Ivanovic, Zouma, Terry (c), Azpilicueta; Ramires, Matic; Willian, Oscar, Hazard; Diego Costa
chelsea subs: Begovic, Cahill, Mikel, Fabregas, Kenedy, Pedro, Remy
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Anonymous 12/15/15(Tue)05:08:40 No.64241837▶
How much shit has Mouyes been chatting recently?
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Anonymous 12/15/15(Tue)05:10:02 No.64241858▶
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will it happen again?
courtois
azpilicueta
matic
hazard
costa
rest of the team is shit / "good" at best
might just drop a cheeky
>mouyes
2bh
>free crisps on every seat
Who's faster, Terry or Vardy?
Basing my prognosis on a fact that Leicester must start going down at some point and Chelshit must win something I'd say cheeky 0:1 for Mouyes with a set piece deflection goal.
the chrismassed version of the mnf song gets very tiring very quickly
>>64241911
pretty cool
>>64241911
kek
KEK
>>64241923
I hope Chelsea concede early desu, be interesting to see what the >Mouyes master plan for that is.
>>64241911
based as fuck
>>64241892
>>64241837
MAD shit bruv
Is kramaric dead?
You are now aware that Lampard has 150+ IQ
A HEART OF BROKEN GLASS
>>64241911
>vardy salted
he has enough juice for that many bags?
>>64241970
no just shit
Chelsea are one point off of relegation
this is wrong
>>64241983
i watched a few games where he played last season he was pretty god desu, especially against arsenal
As much as I love an underdog story I really hope Chelsea lose here
Since I'm a villa fan the situation is dire enough without our relegation rivals gaining points as well
claudio is a qt
>>64241970
No, he's just absolutely wank
I've said it once and i'll say it again: guaranteed Chelsea win.
Mou absolutely won't let his situation worsen, and Chelshit are experienced enough to deal with the meme team of the season.
Betting on a 2-0 or 2-1 Chelsea.
>>64241980
They put one dried sweat flake in every bag, don't be crude.
>>64241990
>Jaime Vardy having a fart
>>64241992
i remember he started off well but dropped off afterwards
still not too late for him to turn it around i think
based tinkerman btfoing this retard
>>64242005
People said that before they lost to Bournemouth.
>>64241970
nah just shit
>>64242005
>Mou absolutely won't let this worsen
So he's permitted all of the fuck ups this season and now he's going to put his foot down and guarantee a win against one of the best attacking sides in the league? Okay buddy
>>64242005
>Mou absolutely won't let
Nice mangerialist reductionism there hue
>>64241996
Chelsea are the underdog team man
>>64242005
why can't some people just accept that mouyes is finished at lelsea?
>>64241996
Good post
this will be a dull 0-0 affair
>>64241970
no he is fucking terrible lmfao
>>64241960
sugar and vinegar flavour?
>a team managed by Claudio "Serial Choker" Ranieri may literally and unironically win the PL title
>>64241996
m8, it's already over for Villa.
>>64242030
That's what I said
>>64242018
would love to see him in italy tho' thinking he could do actually decent there
>tfw Chelsea wouldn't even be in the Premier League without Ranieri getting them into the CL, which brought Abramovich in
>tfw Abramovich would have bought Liverpool instead
God bless that man
>>64242027
If there's one thing Mouyes can do it right is set up a bus against an attacking side.
You'll see, lads. In 3 hours you'll see how I was right, then recognize Mou's genius.
>people unironically thinking Chelshit will lose to Lester
Nope. Ain't going to happen. Chelshit will always find a way.
>>64242080
liverpool had a deal lined up to buy terry too
Where does Mourinho go after this? United? PSG? City? Valencia?
>>64242083
Yeah but Leicester are a counter attacking side, they're going to let Chelsea have the ball. Can you park the bus if you have all the possession?
I dunno, should be interesting.
>Newcastle are unironically above Chelsea
Lester pls win
>>64242107
>valencia
no
stop
enough
>lelsea 5/4 favourites
ok m8
...............
http://www.sportinglife.com/football/news/article/165/10096943/premier-league-betting-preview-and-tips-leicester-city-v-chelsea
'Premier League table toppers Leicester host Chelsea in Monday Night Football and Ian Ogg says the prices are plain wrong.'
>>64242100
Like how Chelsea couldn't possibly lose to Bournemouth
>>64242125
why not?
>>64242080
he would have bought spurs iirc
always going london
>>64242107
too proud to go to PSG, it's a meme league, valencia seems more likely but he will probably stay at chelsea or the last option is real
Cheeky fiver on a hattrick for based Vards?
>>64242111
>yfw both teams park the bus and no one touches the ball for 90 minutes
>>64242131
nearly memey enough but not quite
>>64242131
will be fun seeing you crawl back after the match
but if I'm wrong then Chelshit lost which I'm also okay with
>>64242103
Liverpool is already so hated, but just imagine if they were owned by Abramovich, coached by Mourinho, and led by John Terry.
>>64242132
mendes connection
cunt of a person
horrible playing style
>>64242107
Maybe PSG, win the CL with them and then manage the Portuguese national team
>>64241911
>blue
>ready salted
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?
>fellaini plays for arsenal now
>>64242135
it was liverpool
>>64242125
Why not? Jorge Mendes has tons of influence at Valencia, and Mourinho is one of his biggest clients. And with FFP getting relaxed, the guy who owns the club might be willing to spend some serious money. And it would be a chance for Mourinho to stick it to Real and Barca at the same time.
>>64242163
Whoa, I didn't even notice that.
tonight a meme dies or mou dies
lads, I'm hungry
should I get a kebab or a burrito? The option that gets the most replies is the one I choose
goat groundsman
you idiots do realise it'll finish 0-0 right?
you fucking numbskulls
Glad that Oscar is in ahead of Fabregas again desu. I wonder what Baba and Ruben are up to tonight
nice pitch
>>64242107
Back to inter
>>64242179
go on hunger strike, you''ve got a good start
>>64242171
>Jorge Mendes has tons of influence at Valencia
exactly
mendes is a tumor on modern football and seeing him have so much influence in valencia sickens me
>>64241990
>Jamie Vardy 'aving a farty
>>64242181
Patrician as hell
>>64242194
what and mancini to chelsea?
>>64242179
Kebab and burrito
>not doing a dirty bulk in winter
Stop being a kekold
>>64242196
but if i do that, the IRA will just blow up leicester's home ground and we wont be able to watch the match ;___;
i like to rute for the underdog. Go Chelsea!
>>64242207
I'd like to see Mancini back in England.
>>64242179
Roast spuds
>>64242190
>>64242181
Pretty goat pitch 2bh
>>64242192
your mums hideous m8 but i still threw one up her
>>64242198
I'm not saying it's a good thing, I'm just saying it would make sense. And just out of curiosity, what has Mendes done? I thought he was just some really high-profile agent.
>>64242207
Yes
>>64242176
this, you can meassure quality by how little the host guy spaks.. lampard permanent pls
>>64242181
lel
>>64242185
agreed, they probably travel with the team,
hope this is comfy games full of memes tbf
Lads look at this :o
http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio/watchlive/5live
>>64242192
/sp/ contrarian strikes fast and hard
>>64242233
What does that say about you?
>>64242181
>>64242190
jesus i fucking hate memecester
>>64242226
same. the more i think about it the more it makes sense
>>64242179
Considering you're in Ireland, I'd say kebab. You can't trust gringos to make a good burrito.
Who Chelse/a/ here?
>>64242241
he moves all his players to the same teams etc
>>64242230
roast spuds are where it's at m8, cover those little cunts in cheese and bacon bits, serve fried mushrooms & tomatoes on the side to make it feel healthier
>>64242181
wavey pitch
>>64242264
ffs
>>64242211
>dirty bulk
just admit youre a fat shit, there is no excuse for not eating clean
>>64242264
What the fuck , who made this
>>64242264
Why does she have a gun? :/
>>64242264
>reverse image search
>discover the wonderful world of weeb sports
Anyone But Chelse/a/ here
>>64242273
who did mnf last week?
>responding to an attention whore chelsea weeb
>>64242284
>there is no excuse for not eating clean
There is, dirty feels so much better breh
>>64242300
craig bellermy
>>64242293
>american flag
>>64242300
bellamy
more banter less analysis
How do you pronounce Leicester, lads?
>>64242305
was he gud?
It's a shame Leicester is a massive sharia zone
lets play ramires chaos bingo
will he score a 30 yard blooter or get sent off in the first half
>>64242295
Nico's a spuds gal.
>>64242315
lie-caster
Reminder that Vardy is just the last one in a long line of english meme-of-the-season who could never hack it outside England.
>>64242293
She's a gunslinging girl.
>>64242315
LI-NE-KER
>>64242264
l/e/icester
>>64242315
Lisicki.
>>64242315
vocaroo.webm
>>64242319
hindu
>>64242241
in short, he has too much influence, both on his clients and on several club owners
he uses that to manufacture large money transfers for mediocre players, so he gets his commission/% of the money
its why most of his clients move clubs every other season
the clubs that employ those players are the ones that suffer because it not only creates a revolving door of mendes clients coming in and going out of the club, but it results in an inflation of the transfer market and it makes them dependable on mendes, all so he can make more money
>>64241911
meme club
>>64242315
vardyparty
>>64242315
Lee-Ces-ster
>>64242315
lisster
>>64242315
Loughborough
>make plans to learn till 20:30 then watch this game
>sky doesn't broadcast it
h-haha, tough luck lol. not mad at all :^)
Lampard's doing a decent job on MNF
I have a 4 inch willy
>Pie and chips for tea
>Good game on MNF
>>64242377
just turn on nbcsn :^)
Only people losing today is everyone watching a 0-0 borefest
>>64242391
How's that going for you lad?
CHAT
>>64242391
wew lad
>>64242315
may may
who /nervous/ here?
>There's a Lester player literally named Drinkwater
And they call this a "sport"
>>64242392
>Tea with meat
>>64242406
>2015
>not being from the famous clan of water drinking drinkwaters
This has 0-0 written all over it
>>64242406
think he should be called Drinksoda lad?
>>64242391
get it out la
>>64242401
lel what is this
>>64242406
>There's an NFL player literally named Girly
3-3
vardy, mahrez, vardy
ramires, morgan og, willian fk
>>64242377
reward yourself for the work you put in lad, find a stream
>>64242409
veggie?
Wouldn't mind a stream.
>>64242406
>>64242406
>there's a basketball player literally named Gay
Americans are a bunch of semen slupers
Is Fabregas' career at Chelsea over?
>>64242406
>There's an apehoop player literally named "Gay"
>>64242378
Everton is best girl
>>64242433
walk on m8
>>64242183
Mou please
>>64242401
why does she even have an opinion on him? she's probably never even watched him play
>>64242454
Jap*
>>64242436
>implying that's not an Oxford University sourced 500 quid per litre metabolic liquid
>>64242443
Where would he even go?
Arsenal and Barcelona don't want him. He wouldn't go to RM.
I can only see Lang Baal being stupid enough to buy him next season, if he's not fired by then.
Either that or some midtable Lel Liga team, along with a massive paycut.
>>64242422
someone got banged for chatting shit
>>64242457
i think it's a shoop
>>64242474
its Ribena m8
>>64242433
>>64242476
RM wouldn't want the over-rated shit either.
>>64242476
guardiola will buy him
>>64242406
>there's an NFL player named 'Ha ha'
>>64242476
An Italian team? maybe when Juve sell Pogba, if I were Cesc I'd go there to statpad with a couple of easy league titles.
>that Leicester defence
how the fuck are they top?
>/r/soccer streams not listing this game
The one thing that site is fucking useful for and it isn't even doing that
>>64242494
lol
>>64242345
Yeah because the defending in la "Primera" sure is amazing
>>64242476
wouldn't be suprised if he even moves to italy, not even if he goes to Milan
> should be revising for a formative exam
what would vardy do lol
>>64242457
If you pay, she'll find an opinion
>>64242476
Can see him in Serie A or Bundesliga for somebody like Leverkusen or Gladbach 2bh
>>64242506
click on new
>>64242505
Arsenal is top tho
>>64242443
Cesc is on like £250k a week, so I wonder if anyone would even take him.
where's muh hd strim pls
WHY ARE THERE NO STREAMS IN /r/SOCCERSTEAMS
WTF MAN
>>64242524
Ah, cheers mate
Who /drinkwater/ here?
>>64242529
he is cancer
>>64242506
Will be up shortly before the game, now is too early. Try in five.
>>64242529
JUST
>>64242529
he's finished la
>>64242541
>Cesc is on like £250k a week,
What the fuck
>>64242524
ty familia
>>64242499
Serie A is anything but easy right now and you know it. First Juve got their shit together some years ago, now Inter and Napolel.
>>64242543
>>64242546
Right here la>>64242524
>>64242517
hed bang on the professor, do a 360 degree barrel roll, and moonwalk into 200K/year starting salary like a boss f@m
>>64242194
I'd rather keep mancini right now
>>64242566
Well £200 - 250k a week is the commonly reported figure. I don't see why he would be on any less since he was a very big name coming from Barca.
will the Memester meme ever end? getting sick of them desu
>>64242181
literally and unironically better than most modern 'art'
Predictions lads?
3-1 Leicester.
>>64242608
never
>>64241911
>vardy salted
>not cheese n vardy
>>64242529
Imagine if he actually did :(
>>64242264
When did you become a Leicester fan?
Friendly reminder that today is the day when the Leicester meme ends and Chelsea's season begins.
>>64242524
cheers m8, do not understand that site at all
stream where
>>64242622
0-0
>>64242622
Tie. 1-1
>>64242622
18-15 Leicester win by field goal
CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA
>>64242622
2-2 la
>>64242608
It will end when Chelsea will stop being shit, I agree with the theory we are in a parallel universe where Chelsea and Leicester are switched.
>>64242608
it's only getting started
>>64242579
thanks friend, although most threads are empty?
nvm found it
Terry looks fucking terrified, jesus this game is going to be so painful to watch from a Chelsea point of view.
>Leicester 12/5 on 365
>Chelsea 6/5
Is this a fucking joke?
Last two digits are the score
AND IT'S LIVE
Azzar will score his first of the season tonight, guarantee it
Leicester are way too tinpot to quality for the champions league
>>64242643
What part of Stanford Bridge are you from m8?
>>64242622
>he thinks Chelsea will score
>>64242650
cancerous, tinpot club
>clappers
Could Leicester fans be any more cringe
>>64242636
>>64242643
>mad finn is back again
CHELSEA WE ARE SUPREME
>>64242633
Beginning of the season if I'm honest. I was sick of Liverpool so I watched a Leicester game and thought 'fuck it, they'll do'
What the fuck was that horn!? Sounded like the bootleg 20th Century Fox theme
>leicester arent shit
>my proof is that theyve beat some shit teams
yawn
>>64242673
>Stanford
>>64242679
This
>>64242676
>His club doesn't have its own crisps
TELL ME ABOUT MATIC! WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK?!
>Not making salt and Vardy-ger crisps
>>64242264
>>64242684
21st century foxes theme
>ulloa still starting
When will Ranieri end this meme?
Who getting this?
>AND IT'S LIVE
Fuck off with your shit memes martin tyler reeeeeeeeee
>>64242264
memeiest match of the weekend is here
>>64242622
1-2
>>64242701
Monster Munch are better anyway m7
chelsea is entirely conaisted of fifa babbies
>>64242713
I don't get it, is vardy supposed to sound like ready? Or very?
>>64242710
when vardy gets over his irrational fear of japs, then he will be able to start okazaki
>Leicester will finish top 4