Who /no friends/ here?
>>64240706
Who's picture is he looking at, lads?
>>64240724
World Cup trophy
>>64240706
not here, I got plenty of friends who share my great passion for Manchester City.
>>64240724
Xavi and Iniesta in a shopped photo where they have the argie nt shirts on. No question.
>>64240724
me
>>64240724
he's on espee
What I don't understand is how messi managed to get a qt gf as an autistic manlet kid who wasn't even rich yet
Billy Nomates reporting in.
>>64241024
'Billy no mates' must be the most hurtful thing people say, even when they don't mean it.
My dad used to call me 'Billy no mates' EVERY DAY because I would always go to play football by myself.
I snapped one day
I then started running around the house screaching loudly and kicking the ball as hard at his plate collections as I could while yelling 'DADDY SMASHED PLATES'
He grabbed me and smacked the shit out of me
I was 23 at the time
I deserved it but it was his fault.
>>64241060
never seen this one before
does anyone have the pic of Messi laughing at Ronaldo from last week?
>>64241060
>I was 23 at the time
lol'd out loud to be honest
>>64241060
I really, really, really like this post
>>64241060
this is a good post
>>64241060
unfortunately this is copypasta. I was hopeful but a routine google proved otherwise
i wish i was a football player so i could hang out with cool guys and date hot girls with minimun effort
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtvFMwkM-R4
>>64240706
So no one told you life was gonna be this way *clap clap*
Your job's a joke, you're broke, your love life's D.O.A.
It's like you're always stuck in second gear, when it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your year, but
We'll be there for you
When the rain starts to pour
We'll be there for you
Like we've been there before
We'll be there for you
'Cause you're there for us, too!
>>64241060
How do you play football by yourself
>>64241220
kick the ball against a wall
>>64241220
With a ball and a goal
>>64241220
You're gonna find out in 2022
>>64241220
Go to a cage court, then either practice passing by constantly shooting the ball against the wall, or practice shooting (accuracy) on the goals, at least that's what i did when i was young and nobody had time to play.
>>64241220
be up front for manchester united
>>64241060
kek'd hard
>>64241278
>nobody had time to play
got some
>>64241258
jajajajajajaja
>>64241258
huehuehue
>>64241258
jajajaja
>>64241258
kekekekekekkekeke
>>64241258
honhonhonhonhonhon
>>64241258
lelelelelelelelelelelelelelelel
>>64241258
>>64241258
toasting in ebin bread
>>64241258
Ehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehh
Who /gf/ here?
>>64241466
me tbl
who /shouldbestudyingforfinals/ here?
Does an Ãœbermensch need "things" from other individuals?
>>64240991
huge cock
>>64241488
You mean the stanley cup?
>>64241488
I have a Solid Mechanics final on Wednesday... I should be fine, right guys?
>>64240991
Messi's wife is average by argie standards
>>64241466
me, qt one
>>64241258
xaxaxaxa
>>64241575
How do I get an "average" argie?
>>64241599
Just be you're self
>>64241575
sure m8
>>64241619
Thanks senpai(family)
>>64241624
Ok mate, keep telling me about my country
I'm quite sure you've seen more Argentine girls than me
>>64241624
the one on the right has the eyebrows of a turkish man
this is not good
>>64241258
ahahahahahahahaha
>>64241658
You'd know eh Ahmed?
>>64241466
>having m8s or a gf
>2015
ahahahahahahahahahaha
literally lmaoing at your life
>>64241690
unfortunately yes, since i live in berlin
but you should know too, canada
>>64241258
R O A S T E D
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I'm friends with my weed guy
>>64241466
>having a stinky favelanigger gf
feel bad for you m8
>>64241258
>>64240706
Who /neet/ here
>>64241060
>using my /brit/ pasta
just because I don't post it anymore doesn't mean I've retired it you cheeky cunt
heard of a little thing called intellectual property?? expect a call from my solicitor soon, don't think you're safe because you're anonymose, you're fucking done mate
>>64241762
>>64241060
>>64241762
you can hate BRs but their women are pretty top tier.
>>64241258
ayyayyayyayy
>>64241406
hahah what the actual fuck
>>64241258
Choc ice BTFO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>64240724
>implying he's not ordering a cheese pizza and a sprite
>>64241624
Is this a 7/10 in argieville?